Celt edition no anglo please
Hmph!https://www.gov.uk/government/news/cornish-granted-minority-status-within-the-uk
>>218514723I am a Scottish/ black Irish mix
just emptied the contents of my arsehole
>>218514723BOSTON REPORTING IN O ALGO
From the Thames to the sea Cornwall will be free
>>218514723Holy based
>>218514723celts in iberia??
>>218514738corniggers
>>218514723good edish
>>218514755the bat is half his height
>>>/lgbt/42359029I'm leaving \bwit\ for greener pastures
>>218514760Did the butt plug leave a gape this time?
>>218514752Who's this girl?
>>218514745I’m English (mum), Pakistani (dad) mix
>>218514791Sorry to hear your mum was trafficked.
>>218514788Should put razor blades behind the flags
>>218514813Wahhh wahhh wahhh
>>218514723my ancestor :)
>>218514776The best batsman are short Sachin Tendulkar is 5’5
>>218514755mental this was actually the prime minister for a period of time
Can you jump higher than the Eiffel tower?
thought you'd like it over there
>>218514809Nah the rape gangs forced their victims to have abortions. Much to the delight of progressives who are into all that. Empowering innit.
>>218514754perplexing post
Imagine thick Jersey milkshakes topped with a layer of thick Cornish clotted cream made by proud Cornish-Jersians.Imagine a thin and crispy New England-style pizza made by old stock British-Americans being placed on your doorstep by a Eastern European.Imagine a Swig-style Dirty Soda made by Mormon Pioneer stock Americans fizzing and popping away like a Willy Wonka creation.Imagine Britain.
>>218514809She wasn’t trafficked lolHer mum suggested my dad ask her outShe converted to Islam for him, he’s an atheist when he’s not with his family from back home
>>218514820english territory says what?
Business idea: Shave your head and grow a beard. Nobody has tried this yet so you'll deffo stand out.
im going to the big sainsburys(that has no security!!) and getting like 200 worth of food(frozen) then if they ask for my id(for the lighters/ROCKSTAR) ill say its in my car(which is in LONDON) and leave so the indians waste like 2 hours putting the food away
The contemporary people referred to as ‘Anglo-Saxons’ are a Celtic race with minority Anglo-Saxon dna
australia = land down under = hellcoincidence??
>>218514859That was me crying after my fingers get cut by your razorsstop whinging you big baby
>>218514788it's ok for Wales to have their flag up then
The women played a blinder
going to the barbers tomorrow to get a 4 back and sides and a 1 on top
>>218514869You are not allowed to go to sainsburys.
you reckon yeah?
just discovered the Tesco subreddit
>>218514890you definitely sound upset lol
>>218514902i can go to sainsburysnobody can stop me from going to sainsburys
>>218514891Yes this is in Wales broski
>>218514869and if they don't ask you're going to buy £200 worth of food and walk home with it?
>>218514912I can almost see her tuppence
>>218514755Rorke insisting this English man (born and raised in England) is not English
>>218514920You are NOT allowed.
>>218514924they say this then they don't do anythingtiring
>>218514914Right now you’ve just upset me
>>218514934walking is good for you
>>218514924Rights are taken not bestowed
got my neck bitten at gossip! stoke
>This device is currently in use. Close any programs or windows that might be using the device, and then try again.no it's fucking NOT you idiot computer
>>218514893Margaret Thatcher giving humanity the gift of fire before being chained to a rock and having her liver eaten by a vulture every day (it grows back in the night) (colourised)
>>218514923that's alright then
>>218514924reminder that a having your ubereats slop delivered by someone called abdul does not qualify as oppression
razor blades dar numa numa ney
>>218514924*cracks her right in her nigger jaw*
haven't seen that photo of the man walking in his kitchen for a while
>>218514962:D
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/185506547/#q185507855scream
>>218514960GCHQ has taken controlyou're done Rorke
Just reported a post
Canada is scared of me
Sir Andrei Arshavin
>>218514940I saw an interview with Enoch Powell in his later years. He was asked if a black man could be English and Powell said it wasn’t for him to say, that if the black wanted to fight for Britain in the army or play cricket for England, he was English
>>218514964right and neither does moving to a country of 50x the wealth of your old one and getting more bennies from them than you can even count
>>218514994https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/435072298/#435103905
>>218515004No dragons!
>>203062654
WANKING and SCREAMING
>>218515031
>>218514961Thought Kemi could be Pandora, unleashing all the evils into the world
>>218515001*rapes you right in your faggot face*
>>218514994>>186430683
had to use a public toilet earlier and saw two blokes in there mating
>>218515070we don't use that word here mate
>>218515070not on really mate
>>218515078I’m sorry I’m so fucking sorry god damnit
>>218514755Luis Rossman with hair
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/435072298/#435100443
>>218514878Yes coincidence. Australia looks amazing!
Just had a big helping of shepherd's pie after not eating the whole day. Feeling a bit sleepy so, hopefully I clock off early and get to enjoy the whole weekend from dusk to dawn
4plebs taking suspiciously long to load
>>218515115works on my machine
>>218515109Hope you never wake up, cunt
I've got something suspiciously long for you to load
>>218515068>I'm 4chan staff*rapes you again*
>>218515130Your wife's bfs bbc dildo?
Leap into the next dimension
all of these posts are utterly bizarre
>>218515109Lovely post x>>218515127Not a very nice post
only thing more boring than mousenonce are his ball lickers who are constantly here talking about him
Got a donut with my name on it but I mustn’t, I have to save it for later
>>218515127
>>218515163add to it and stop being meta you autistic freak, this isn't facebook
>>218515109>shepherd's pieThat sounds wonderful on a cold day :)
Started posting on another computer and now I have much more difficult captchas. Fuck's sake.
Downloading dodgy Estonian videos
>>218515173your soul was raped before you were even born and you have nothing
>>218515154That doesn't make any sense
licking mousey's ballsour tongues touch>.<
>>218515163/brit/ at its best
next time horse don't stream that boring weeb game play a proper game
pay gorn
wish someone would lick my balls haha x
Someone else make the early new I can't be bothered tonight
>>218515189Did you know that Kazaa was created by Estonians. Of course zoomers won't know what Kazaa was.
>>218515197yawn
you just lost finger privileges
>>218515185love me some shepherd's pie
Wales is a constituent country of the United Kingdom
>>218515246I had that and Limewire and Ares ok
Get the thumbnails posted
'oo 'ay 'ay 'orn
I had Napster
Toby stream on Cam4 instead
eating a shite butty
England is a constituent country of the United Kingdom
>>218515279
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slay
Northern Ireland is a constituent country of the United Kingdom
Please keep in mind section 127 of the Communications Act 2003 while posting in /brit/. Thank you
>>218515328Doesn't apply to me (I'm ban evading and 4chan staff)
>>218515328sorry mate but Im too cool to listen to what blair has to say*does a kickflip*
probably the 40 year old r9k mong that stalks out the Gamer's thread and tries to annoy him
forget how leng Turkish birds are
>>218515328We at /brit/ prefer that it be named as though a Bible passage Communications Act 2003 127:2
>>218515361grow up
what you mean ebin
butterface girls rule the world
I know it was highly unlikely George or the prince regent would’ve managed it but I oftentimes wonder what the world would be like if England managed to keep the colonies and if life would be better
>>218515382Bizarre post
watching that Gareth Eats you lot keep banging on about
whenever I feel down, I go on r/malesurvivingspace and check out the faggots doing it worse. there's one fucker who posted 10 days ago saying he's 22 and divorced 3 times LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF. what an idiot
Ok time to drink the English style ale
>>218515382fucking hell
>>218515382Dumb whore
>>218515372Rattled
>>218515410at least he’s had sex. i've been a virgin since i was born
>>218515382 Imagine if this was your daughter, girlfriend, wife, mum, aunty or friend. Fucking disgusting creeps takin.g vids/pics of random girls Just put yourself in their shoes, or imagine it's your family or friend. Stop doing this shit. If I see one of you filming my daughter IRL, I'll tie you up and get my german shephard to eat your nuts.
>>218514723all extinct lmao
>>218515450Glad I could trigger your meltdown so easily
pooing out of my bumhole as God intended
here is your white genocide bro
>>2185154104th time's a charm
PAAAAAAASS THE DUTCHIE 'PON THE LEFT HAND SIDEPAAAAAAASS THE DUTCHIE 'PON THE LEFT HAND SIDEGIMME THE MUSIC MAKE ME JUMP AND PRANCE
>>218515484>kitchencels??
>>218515508haunted pussy
Imageboard not a Linkboard.
wonder what charlie from hull (east ridings) is up to
Whores will walk around in bikinis but if they were dropped naked on a beach with the same amount of coverage (if not more) they would freak out and then whores and their enablers will say it’s about consent or choice on who sees her as if she wasn’t just there in the same dress or less for everyone to gawk at oiling herself up in public view with sunscreen and they will pretend this makes logical sense
>>218515508Whom
ebin the saladfingers freak
>>218515544https://share.google/XIAF62eeTJdHVF9Vp
im an unironic kitchencel
>>218515560sc
>>218515533
>>218515458>Imagine if this was your girlfriend, wife or friend.corrr
>>218515549Milana Vayntrub
>>218515573
>>218515547who
>>218515596bloke from that pathways game
>>218515458Why would your daughter or any other family member be walking around in public in extremely revealing underwear?
>>218515602draining with big john honey with a contraband iphone 4
>>218515602canonically he got clockworkoranged into a Proper Democratic Citizen
Food Alright?
>>218515581>>218515484This is really sad
>>218515639still better than xiaomi #androidsucks #stayhydrated
>>218515659cheese with the skin on...
Starting to think I've arsed my life up
Want to make cheese but it seems very complicated and I don’t have the hardware needed
You might be going about your business one day and all of a sudden you get clockworkoranged
>toilfu announces she's leaving the job>just a couple days later I learn the absolute smokeshow from the unit next door is being promoted to be my supervisorseems like somebody up there is smiling down on me lads
happy meekboing boing head empty sexx
>>218515710You just need a pot, some milk and some lemon juice or vinegar
>>218515709everything will be alri as long as you still have both your hands. sex is overrated anyway
Why do scotchmen wear dresses?
>>218514723my ancestors :)
>>218515759welcome
im having a poo soon
>>218515768>>218515779frogcunts
thoughts on london?
>>218515732You won sir
The most erotic jewellery a woman can wear
making a map of places i've been in uk using this image
>>218515753Yeah I'll keep pushing forward and see what happens>as long as you still have both your handsArguably you can still achieve things without hands. There are jobs that disabled people can do>sex is overratedI disagree with that part
>>218515781Gorgeous yenta
>>218515794frog website
>>218515835based
>>218515861my nigga
>>218515823would love to wait on the motorway and give you a drive by kiss
>>218515822Where do you see women wearing that? At nightclubs n such?
I drive.
>>218515823i've been to calderdale, east ridings, north yorkshire, london and york
>>218515897pipe down a bit
>>218514723strong correlation between raina nd bagpipes
>>218515897Yeah. When I used to go out as a teenager and there would be girls in crop tops with flat bellies and these and they’d come up and dance with you and you’d be trying to adjust your waistband
just got back from toil
Any Cornish-Americans in the place tonight?
22:51 on a Friday and I've got fuck all to doSuppose I'll just go to sleep then
>>218515931Were you a teenager in the 90s? Seems like a 90s sort of thing for women to wear
RELAXDON'T DO ITWHEN YOU WANNA GO DO ITRELAXDON'T DO ITWHEN YOU BOUT TO CUUUUM
>>218515931Niiice
>>218515903you've not been anywhere else?>>218515883mow you down
>>218515978i have but they're not on that map as it doesn't show scotland or the united states
I've sold monorails to calderdale, east ridings, north yorkshire, london and york!
>>218514771Yes, there's a Celtic festival talking place here every year. (Never been there though, but they play the bagpipe in that region)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interceltic_Festival_of_Avil%C3%A9s
>>218515995no you haven't stop lying and grow up
>>218516004When I walked the Camino there were people playing bagpipes along the way
>>218515485>aboriginal incelnever seen that fair play to him
quality street box is full of orange and strawberry cremesanyone want to come pick them up? i'm in eastbournejust don't like them
>>218516011done that neek
>>218516060Quality street in January is craaaaaaazy
pov: you are rorke and just did a racism
i want to have sex
>>218516076busta rhymes on a mad one
>>218516068is it?they're from christmas x
>>218516011>>218516067It was a joke. It's a reference to a Simpsons episode.
>>218516076why am I tiny and on this bitches dashboard
Still howling that my landlord brought a 50+ year old African straight from the depths of the Congo to view a roomWhat the fuck was he thinking
Any Goggomobile man in?
just a big fat lazy cunt me
>>218515816did I mention she has zero modesty as well? She once mentioned casually that she was getting her vag re-waxed and asked for opinions on what style of pubic hair to go for. I could barely hold it together, I suggested landing strip
So far I haven't had sex with a woman this year but there are still 11 more months to go
is there a chance the track could bend?
>>218516151Not on your life my Paki friend
>>218516117wouldn't be feasible in modern australia becuase every psychotic middle aged office drone as a huge truck now and you'd get eviscerated on the road
>>218516151Not on your life my Hindu friend!
looking at clothes and they literally all have non binary ethnics modelling themwtaf
>>218516151i call the big one bitey
>>218516141ktim every January
>>218516164They weren't feasible back then either they were notorious heaps of shit only made famous by a Scottish bloke doing ads for the Yellow Pages.
bought this jacket and it looks good
juno mating press sex
>>218515745Don’t you need cultures and presses for the serious cheeses
>>218516164what's wrong with driving a huge truck?
>>218516169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCBjVZhtU_4>shopping lot of stuff I like sainsburys >.< >.< >.<
Milks and cheeses spread diseases.
>>218516209jesus mention these horrible big trucks for fat cucked men and a yank materialises out of nowhere going "buh buh buh what's wrong with my truck"
don't know quite what to make of /brit/
>>218516218this shit got me floating it's ethereal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXhnFvYoaxc
big bummed bitches bouncing their bottoms
>>218516221Confusing to see a wheelchair girl that's traditionally attractive in the face and bod. It's jarring because I definitely would, but I also don't think anywhere I've ever lived is wheelchair accessible so it'd have to be at hers, and when you're that spackacoded you realistically probably need to live with your parents. What I'm trying to say anyway is...
In 1 or 2 generation all the pretenses about romance will be gone and we will accept that 50-60% of men won’t have kids. The next 40% will wife all the alpha widows and might have kids and be step dads the top 10% will shamelessly have harems.
bought this too
any asmr going?
made another playlist
>>218515976
>>218516237well? what is wrong with it?
>>2185162611 wordrobots>>218516267might throw on some pelagea (that's right she is BACK)
>>218516275What r the first 3 songs
>>218516284how about you kill yourself and then FOY how about that
>>218516209They're completely pointless and take up too much space and cause extra wear and tear and are terrible for the environment and too big for parking spaces and they make you look like a cunt. There was a little lad at my old work who was barely 5ft, watching him get in and out of that massive truck was hilarious, he always overdressed and made sure his hair was impeccable, probably /fa/ poster, and then has the world's most ridiculous signifier of compromising for a tiny dick. Silly situation. Anyway you're a cunt.
>>218516295rude
>>218516267https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gos1C-EDQMA
>>218516262Nice and thank you. What's the full outfit?
>>218516333carlybender popping a stiffy over this one
>>218515581when did the gem stuff from /qa/ become mainstream
>>218516305didnt know it was that serious. its just a truck
>>218516333
Everyone would drive a truck if they could
>>218516336to be decided at a later date
just bought this
I want a small truck like a ranger or nissan but america ruined that too
>>218516367hope you're not over the age of 20
>>218514755What happened to him, anyway?
I want a Dodge RAM or a Ford F150 but I bet the UK version is nerfed somehow
>>218516373maverick
It's strange how I already did my masters in the UK, and I am back already hmmm
>>218516367emo eric cartman
>>218516294https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsoduYDR50shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVJC_xp_AXQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-1mZ0WcvOM
>>218516416Looks terrible and mexican
>>218516419good of you to go back chap
again truck guys are mentally cucked>>218516419*bashes your head in with a hammer over and over until your tiny brain is rendered into mush*
>>218516421your soul was raped before you were even born
>>218516419Quite like the paki flag especially the color of it on 4chan
>>218516435No, I just didn't want to live in Britain. I kind of regret doing my masters. It was a waste of money. I should have went to some place like Germany.
>>218516343/qa/ won
>>218516402>a creature like this and she hates white men
named my guy tim
>>218516459would explain a lot tbqh
>>218516505like why you're gay? don't blame yourself x
>>218516501have you shagged that girl yet
For me it's Samurai jeans, an F&F T-Shirt and Common Projects shoes
New>>218516514
>>218516531no but i have shagged the dog
not happening malaponte
>>218516539not authentic + keep your twitter jokes on twitter
someone make a proper thread yeah?
>brit/ + /yookaydumb yankoid
Actual new>>218499707>>218499707>>218499707
>>218516669XD
real actual new>>218516664>>218516664>>218516664
>>218516485Why didn't you want to live in Britain?