jeeta edition
sticking my finger up my hole
if by that, you mean sucked off and spunked in then yeah sure
spent nearly 30quid on 5 second hand books and a poster on ebaynow im looking at 113.99 on 3 pairs of rorke creps and 2 hoodies on sports directshould probably just try and sleep
>>218520865lock me in a room with them one by one i'll take care of itdoor MUST be locked i repeat MUST be locked
Leftypol protesting the capture of Maduro at a demonstration in LondonRorke flabergasted as usual
Roald Dahl wrote a story named 'Switch Bitch'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCBjVZhtU_4shop a lot of stuff i like sainsburys >.< xx
>>218520857that's a man
mad how after mass effect 3 bioware seemingly dusted off their hands and said "right, time to never make a good video game ever again"
>>218520873>I PUSH MY FINGER INTO MY AAAAAAAAASS>IT'S THE OOONLY THING THAT SLOWLY MAKES ME BUUUST>I JUST THIIIINK OF ALL THE DICK I HAVE TO TAAAAAAKE>JESUS OH IT HURTS IT'S ALL INSIDE MY AAAAAAASS>IF THE PAAAAAIN GOES ON>I'M JUST GONNA TAKE IIIIIT
>>218520908xxx
>>218520908you're from sainsburys arent youyou're from sainsburys
why you still awake
Sir Donald Trump
>>218520923nowt else to do
>>218520917you're normally ok but this was an absolutely awful post pal sorry
>>218520923because I can't bust
>>218520923Because once I opened my eyes I realised why I never wanted to close them again x
>>218520923got too many problems got 3 many
>>218520902ive got a copy
>>218520917it actually stops headaches you know
*does my George Floyd impression* I can't sleep!
>>218520938not a fan of Slipknot?
>>218520923you first
>>218520951not ona man died
>>218520923im doing a poo and online shoppingits important business
cutting the half time lemon
I HATE BEING A MANLET
>>218520963Men die every day, heroes die once in a generation
>>218520972cheer up
Ugh ugh you like that don't you bitch(spoiler alert: she didn't)
>>218520978georgie was a hero
looking at senegal on google street viewnot impressed to be honest
splitting the half time fruit
>>218520955prefer not to say
If I weren't autistic I would've been such a shagger. But alas
>>218520972how tall?
might go to bed
>>218521008ktim
wonder if asmongold has a chinky gf, he looks the type
>>218521001were just havin a laugh
>>2185210115'8
>>218520923waiting for friday to get good
>>218521008Wonder if there are autistic savants whose niche interests are shagging
>>218521017
was going to go to the gym today but my bum hurts a bit from last time so i might give it a miss
>>218521033bro went to diddy gym :skull:
i'm sorry miss spacksoni am a mong
>>218521057sc
Watching space videos and getting a feeling like I'm on a rollercoaster like woooaaooo Earth moves so quickly woooaaawoooo
Shes meditating guys
>>218521020yes
30 year old man at 4am imitating 16 year old discord users :skull:
>>218521057Great parody
>>218520857looks italian
>>218521071Unc is past it!!!
>>218521071grim
>>218521088Blud thinks he's on the team
because they get into a taxi and say 'harrow!'
debating whether today, Saturday 17th January 2026 should be the first day since August 25th 2024 that I dont take drugs.or if i should eat 20mg of valium in hopes of being knocked out.
I'm sorry, Ms. Spackson, ooh, I am a mongNever meant to make my mother cryI sperged out a trillion times
>>218521107ooo wonder what youll do
>>218521071diddy ahh bluds
how to get a gf who looks like a leftypol but is actually a rorke?
Throwing my plate of beans on toast at mummykins in protest of Palestine
any sleepy little umchickens in
>>218521131Eastern Europe/Balkans unironically
>>218521131I'd like to smash every tooth in your head
>>218521107have you been on benzos everyday?
>>218521136T.T I'm sleepyI just took my medicine :D
>>218521117swallow 5 pregabalin 300mg so that ill either float on a cloud for a few more hours till i pass out and hopefully wake up still feelings its effect is another option
why are americans so violent?
>>218521155burger
>>218521155Survival of the fittest
>>218521136i'm still in my eggbut umhen is laying on me so i stay warm
>>218521131
I'm more animal than human nowdays
>>218521155Sweetness I was only joking
>>218521167fattest*
>>218521182The french are a spiritually obese race
mad how great boobs are. can generate thousands of pictures of women who aren't real but have massive knockers and I'll be sorted for life
>>218521146no fuck no i hate benzos. i only use valium when im coming off the opiates/opioids. ive done tolerance breaks 3 times in the past year and half but used pregabalin throughout then got back on them after 5-7 day withdrawals with no tolerance. im hoping this time i can stay off the poppy derivatives and it wont just turn into another tolerance break, but thats easier said than done.
>>218521191we don't deep fry mars bars like some people
if I mix "lithium" and "quetiapine" with "pregab" will I die
>>218521219Your envy of our cuisine has been noted
If I got a gf id almost certainly be abusive even thouhg i dont want to be
please keep the noise downthe umbunnies are sleeping
My favourite Jews:>Alison Brie>Giles Coren>Adam Sandler>Art Garfunkel
>>218521222I used to sniff pregabs and I was fine
refuse to make an online purchase until they email me a welcome promo code discount.
>>218521235were you on the other medications though
>>218521233for me it's winona ryder
>>218521222>"lithium"shit>"quetiapine"shit>"pregab"not for everyone, but i like it and prefer it to gabapentin.
>>218521243valium and "pot"not metals for whacky brain
>>218521262pot is shite thoughvalium is very zoomerI'm on such a high dosage I'm probably more metal than man
>>218521233I get Art Garfunkel, but the only thing worse than a j*wish man is a j*wish woman and those slags can fuck off.
wynonnas got herself a big brown beaver
in an uber going to my sneaky links flat and my period just hit. FUCK MY LIFE
>>218521230nothing wrong with keeping women in line. my grandad beat my nan and he is our family treasure. nearly 93 now and i wish he would give my auntie a smack across the face but he is too old.
>>218521288Men don't have periods
>>218520857Who is this girl?
>>218521258i can't really help having to take those two cause i'm a nutcase
mad how I am just never going to sleep ever again, my brain is just not having it
>>218521309l just cast a magic spell. You'll be asleep in 10 minutes if you shut your screen and close your eyes in bed right now
>>218521278>valium is very zoomerno its not. its a silent generation drug. "xanax" (alprazolam) is gen x but zoomers have picked them up as "xannies"
Might call out the police just to start an argument with them
>>218521293family of runts
>>218521320>have picked them up as "xannies"this is firmly soylennial culture get a grip
I spit on the grave of margaret kemble gage
so fucking sad all the time
>someone made a SIX HOUR video about this shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Eo8TIOgEc
screaming at this thread still being busy at 4
i'm a cyberchud
having a wank
>>218521338alri honourable member for leeds west and pudsey lad
>>218521338go for an incel walk and tomorrow you'll be right
Might call the police and tell them to lock me up cos im a hard cunt
might do a cheeky piss in the toilet hehehe
I want to go homeI dont want to stay
>>218521362fuckin scream
the avatar movies are cgi slop for third worlders
>>218521361corrrr fight lions n that do you yeah
>>218521362dont like this one bit
Get the dog raped
free pimp c
right well that's my arsehole sodomised
>>218521304Pull yourself together lad. Get on some proper drugs. Lithium was known not to work 30 years ago. I don't know why doctors still flog it today, except pharmaceutical companies have a lot of old stock to get rid of and the doctor training is dated and they are too lazy to read medical journals. Quetiapine is nasty shite.Pregabalin is good but you need to be taking 1500-3000mg and thats before the massive tolerance build up. Not worth being addicted and don't fuck up your nose sniffing it.
>>218521362did he have a baby with ann hegarty
>>218521373cant send me to prison cos id end up running the place
>>218521382works on my machine until it doesn't
>>218521384s
>>218521326grandad is 6'3"im only 6'0" thanks to my dads side
Rape every cat too
>>218521388yes ladmagnet & steel
bought an 84 cutlass for the weekend
dont like that post
>>218521400don't care lol
>>218521328late millennial and early zoomer is the same thingcultural overlap you mong
still howl at this
>>218521400https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxVV6PdTtV0great song
>>218521400Yeah? Driving it on the road, will you? If so then hope you enjoy it mate
>>218521400
>>218521395>>218521376if you rape my dog, i'mma rape your catthat's the unwritten rules of /brit/, know that
luv a good plunge me
>>218521412its funny because its true
>>218521425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kooPFvDf8rI
>>218521420fuck
>>218521425unnatural hair colour, tattoos, and piercings bring out my inner rorke. but i do like tits.
>>218521436raped
mate taught his owl to tell racist jokesit's a right hoot
>>218521436how many dihhhhs have you suhhhhed
kind of funny how the woman who milkshaked farage in 2024 pretty much got a fine and earned all the money back within hours with onlyfans yet the bloke who did it to him in 2019 had his life ruined and still can't get a job due to his conviction
>>218521435fuck off with that yankee slop thats NOT how we have pancakes in England and we invented pancake day.
>288x175
comin at yalike a coonlike a gay
Baloo, my boy, lie still in sleepIt grieves me sore to hear thee weepIf thou'lt be silent, I'll be gladThine moaning makes my heart feel sad!
>>218521445sc
>>218521425see thats what i'm talking about, why would you put a tattoo between those titsabsolutely retarded
>>218521449lmao leftypol is such a mong
whenever i eat pancakes i feel like theres a rock in my gut and its just going to pour right back out of my mouth
>>218521451well said lad, I keep telling everyone that those are drop scones and NOT pancakes but the cunts don't listenwe also invented egg nog, apple pie and macaroni cheese (which is NOT called 'mac & cheese' by normal people)
>>218521472ok
Having sex with a woman at an undetermined time in the future
bro said ok
>>218521475i dont appreciate your tone
Unc's drip is lowkey peng
No, that isn't funny rorke. Nobody but you thinks that's funny
>>218521484?
>>218521453you think thats funny mate?
luv whisperaudios me
You know what George Smiley would say to all this? I don't either!
>>218521416don't care for the song but i'm glad you like it x
>>218521500she's upped her game recently
>>218521282yessir she does!
Honestly why should I care about others opinions I openly tell people this whole system is bullshit and I just wanna goon and drink monster
Shut up Rorke you have a cock the size of an acorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prv3wl3X9O4
>>218521494ive never understood men who like this cartoon stuffproper freaks in my opinion
>>218521491fix it now before i get cross
going to fucking bed
she looks much nicer there >>218521500 than there >>218521517 all tarted up
going to fuck my bed
>>218521529childish mindset and autism
>>2185215133,1,2,4
getting turbo blacked
>>218521435Corrrrrr
Would you believe me if I had sex in this t shirt
No rorke, she isn't from Pakistan.She's Greek.
>>218521545proper englishwumman int she
>>218521554we should put them in asylums with lobotomised bpd women
>>218521564she could lose a few
>>218521529scanning the thread looking for who tf asked what you do and dont understand
>>218521564no idea, i have no idea who that slag is, those pictures are the first and hopefully last i see of her
>>218521562funny you say that as when I started at my old job there was an iranian-looking lad, and when my mate asked if any pakis worked there I said yeah just one. turned out he was half greek half english looool.anyway I spent a lot of time on eupedia and apricity since then so I'm a proper phenotype noticer now
>>218521573piss off freak i dont want your autism stink near me or they will take my shaggers card away
>>218521578didn't ask for your life story
>>218521584finished. get fucked retard
Watching Kath and KimIt's a lot funnier than I remember it being
not into east asian girls at all but would love love LOVE to fart in a naked jap's face
>>218521591you sound significantly disabled
>real womenpros: female bodycons: female personality>real menpros: male personalitycons: male body>trans womenpros: nonecons: male body, "female" personality>trans menpros: female body, male personalitycons: none
>>218521587go away i dont want to talk to you about the fucking roman empire again
>>218521586predictable response from our resident retard.
i suffer from a chronic lack of ability to apply myself
>>218521607wahh stfu faggot ill leave when i want. whiny bitch
The day old musk of wotsits and unwashed vagina
>>218521588your flag is missing a star
>>218521604
>>218521609glad i could destroy you with such ease
>>218521599
>>218521615the fuck did you call me? ill make your model railway engines go too fast so they break again you cheeky little shit
I've always hated Gormenghast just as I've loved TWITW, LOTR and Watership Down, it's just SHITE on the order of Michael Moorcock. There; my cock is bigger still!
>>218521635it was a joke, calm down.
>>218521634stupid fucking bitch
>>218521641alright are kid, you know you shouldnt wind me up when ive had a few tins
Rubbing my bellend with stinging nettles and dipping it in ice cold water
>>218521606t. never met a trans manthey are freakish mentally ill disfigured women with small women brains
>>218521645
listening to lily allen to remember how much i hate my ex
>>218521674stupid useless bitch making a stupid expression
>>218521672one of my metamours in uni was a trans man and he was great. he was cool with just playing vidya, fucking, and then hanging outbest of all worlds
>>218521587raped nonce
>>218521683
>>218521684fat as well
Rorke emailing pictures of bananas to Diane Abbott and chuckling with glee
>>218521690what the fuck is a metamoursounds like a pokemonwoke nonsense i presume
I've just been blacked up the arse
>>218521709haha thats a good one rorke lad
>>218521710metamour is your gf/bf's gf/bf
Police copter is flying around the estate again
>>218521753stop wanking in the bushes in the park then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBFdX37Qpnkreminds me of when me and jerome tried to be radio djshe has 3 kids nowthey all look mongyfunny thing is jerome was the whitest skinned person you ever methe did have a wog stepdad and wog half sistertheir house was horrible
>>218521639
>>218521753
>>218521763kys raped paedo
>>218521763not really funnycircumcision is evilthank god my parents are sadistic yanks
Nick Fuentes has gone on an 18-minute tangent about Jeffery Epstein being a hebephile, not a pedophile.
>>218521767>>218521775
You lads know any fitties you can hook me up with
>>218521782permaloser
>>218521789sitting at home with the dad then?
A particularly shit band, I've always thought, was Oasis. Had kids strummed this chune then mankind might have been much improvedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWd9mqC80BU
>>218521779dont care, virgin
>>218521793touched a nerve did i
want to be awake in 6 hours
Enjoy yourselfIt’s later than you think
caNEET understand why youtubers always say things like"you guys" when addressing me, the viewer. i'm sitting in my room by myself. you can just say "you".then the ol'"i didn't want to have to make this video" i'm like, i seriously don't care about your personal thought process. why are you saying that shit? i really don't care.i'll be sitting there watching some wankstain travel vlogger going "AND I'M TAKING YOU GUYS WITH ME!!" every time. every time.and the whole channel is just a brand deal agency partnership paid advertising thing to begin with to sell crypto or camera gear or online courses or whatever, then on top of that there's the sponsor message part, plus ads, plus begging me to like+subscribe+comment+share+click the bell. god damn i hate youtube.
>>218521794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7AMfNy2MsI
>>218521845ok
>>218521733ah you're a cuck
got a like on tinderall her photos are close up selfies of her face, so obviously she is a fat weirdo. also she has painted on eyebrows and 5 piercings in her ears.whats more she is 49 miles away. a fucking 2 hour drive in this damn country. still, she is only 26, has blue eyes, and would miight let me cum in her
>>218521845stop watching slop?
>>218521857sad, nasty man
>biopic about neil armstrong>whitey on the moon on the soundtracklollmao, even
>>218521834>>218521820>[Deleted]
>>218521857This is what happens when you don’t hate women enough
>>218521873yes thats a fair assessment>>218521885i hate women, but i like shagging.
Stewing in incel rage
>>218521856that concept doesn't really exist on polycules
>>218521857lov a chubby shag
deadpool is too hard to play as in marvel rivals lads
its that time of the nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK7aQmdqCj8
What has your gf giving you that face?
>VerMontreal
>>218521930when i tell her about my crusader kings 2 family tree
chubby slaga smelly shagan emptied bagbut cannot brag
british people are retarded and I hate you for exporting your filth across the southern US.There's no difference between a chav and a redneck. They're both equally stupid. Goddamn I hate them.
>>218521944We own you
We can't be friendsBut I like to just pretend
>>218521959bruh, the more scottish and north english ancestry in a state, the worse the economic outcome.Rednecks don't own anything bro.
>>218521974we own your mind
>>218521878uhh...yeah. i deleted my posts. problem?
>>218521944>>218521974>t. Jonathan Smith from London, New Hampshire
>>218521974We own you
>>218521988kys
>>218521992i have zero chav cunt dna in me, thank god
>>218522009not happening. consider finding a better use of your time
>>218522035says the paedo who is not able to quit 4chan lol
Stop fighting
It's so over for the west
>>218522042im made under 10 posts total today im actually in a process of removing myself permanently from this sh*thole. you? disingenuous loser who makes fun of people for trying to better themselves. hope you and all your loser pals rot in piss, btw.
>>218522056*ive
>>218522035>Imma spel liek a reetad
>>218522056brutal mogging
>>218522067?
>>218522056go awaynobody wants you here
>>218522056>called Arya horseface in the books>cast a girl with a short and wide face >all starks except Jon and Arya have auburn hair >cast all of them except Sansa with kids that have curly black hair
>>218522067i see the thread hasnt changed. just getting worse. more idiotic. >>218522080>nobodystill the spokesman for all of humanity (in your mind)
well now what have we got here...cutting scars? might be a bit high on the armdisfigured by fire maybe
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lyHSjv9gxlE
*pisses all over you shitty little thread*
Really should just kms
*pisses all over your shitty little thread*
>>218522133>>218522155glad i could trigger a meltdown so easily
>>218522148Nah
>>218522148whats the problem?
>>218522163https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z6Y4UO_bsX4
>>218522174me
>>218522196>>218522196>>218522196>>218522196
>>218520854>>218520854>>218520854
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M_tMD5bTbLM
