Prev >>218519154Cardinal edition
>>218521036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkksEFQBNd8
my elbows are up bro
>>218521050I accept you concession
good night, girls
Fuck n_____s and fuck j_____s?
>>218521066fk doesnt have a brother
>>218521075wrong game retard
>>218521075I will take words that make the janny seethe for 500 Alex
my clitty is leaking
made one>>218521060
>>218521123Right you are, circle gets the square.
Fuck
>>218521153Uhm I use Joan Rivers to block
>>218521150now is the winter of our codpiece
>>218521036Sent this to my sister and she laughed
>>218521168Alright and survey saaaaays....Caroline Rhea...I'm sorry no Joan Rivers. No...Joan...Rivers...nice try.
>>218521188why talking bout your sister, trynna tease me nigga
just stay the fuck out my business
Really need a gf 10 years younger than me.
My name is Rachel Stein
>"The world has change much since my last visit, I believe the progress we have made and the partnership sets us up well for the new...world...order."burger bros, we got too cocky
>>218521164You already know I and Y are both correct and in the right place. You should be using those spots to guess and try find yellow letters
Really need a gf 10 years older than me.
Fuck racism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4raj5m575M
farted really hard and some shit came out
>>218521264Nice
sharting is no joke
>>218521251I'm lost for words
wish me luck
bath time at 11pm
>>218521036I tell my aunt that if I could I would move out of my parents house because I want my own place but it's not happening. I also pointed out that her house was 50k on 1989
>>218521334you could move out and live under a bridge jason
This is some shit I heard from my grandpa's TV >Gen z doesn't give a shit anymore >They openly support stalin and Hitler >They are openly racist >Most don't bother to work >Most openly are apathic >Most joke about race gender and sexuality >Call people slurs this is terrible
>>218521351All true btw
>>218521351sounds based, boomers ruined society in the 60s and we have to care about it?
>>218521137Shieet, maam, word?! in my case it my dih tha b lea, jitt, yafeel?!
Eating some slop right now
>>218521386Wish I was Kabru here
wish i was a woman but i'm not trans, just if it were possible to magically turn into a woman i would
Why isn't there an eurodance tune yet with the MC saying like>Orange man bad, orange man good, you just feel, baby, like you should!
>>218521370Btw my dad and aunt are still angry at me because I said that it would be cheaper to move to Asia or Latin America then own a home
>>218521365I actually met people irl who tell me that they wish Hitler was back most of.them Mexican
Stop trying to be my friend. You're not my friend.
>>218521429hehe
>>218521482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrbmePR-mUk
Honestly I do not give a fuck anymore I will admit I been very sarcastic and bitter lately but i told my aunt that I don't care about anything I just wanna go to China and eat noodles
4chan is using AI jannies to warn people for off topic posting
>>218521498Don't do that! You can eat noodles in the free world just fine.
How the fuck my lv. 52 Samurott get one-shot by a lv. 39 Maractus
>>218521516Nah I wanna go to china and save their birthrate
>>218521493Is this lad Oirish?
niggas be gaming
>>218521549if you buy this its over
>>218521548https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04IdgICxjkothat depends, do you hwish to give pursuit to the bull o' Quigley?
>Friday nightWhy are you here?
who's your favorite porn actress/actor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJWW6shX8PI>>218521548No
>>218521603jordi
>>218521603I guess alexis texas or gianna michaels
>>218521566I cant take this accent seriously>>218521583its almost 7 am
>>218521603Jenni Lee obviously
>>218521603Sasha Foxxx
I was only ever into actual professionally made porn when I was a young teenager just starting puberty. Eventually I found out how much better amateur shit was and even moved on to other methods of gooning like rule 34, fanfiction, and wegs.
>>218521637https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeKEUr88T-U
>>218521603the helicopter guy
>>218521549Literally me
>>218521659a guy fucked a helicopter?
>>218521583Is the 3d remake good?
>>218521658Ok this is better>>218521671you dont know the helicopter guy? give it a goog, lads a legend
I still remember the first time the idea to Google "naked woman" came to me it was a eureka moment
>>218521681I feel you're some sort of FSB plant, bratan
>>218521226I love their faces
>>218521706The FSB are the good guys though
>>218521695For me it was "big sexy boobies cleavage"
>>218521695The dirtiest thing I ever googled was "scarlett johansson cleavage"
>>218521678Idk I'm waiting until 3rd is out to play them all at once
>>218521713>>218521226Handsome
>>218521706I thought you'd never askhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqJsNihDDas&t=68s
>>218521695I found "boobs" in the youtube search history of my 7 year old nephew's ipad
>>218521695for me it was googling bleach and then scrolling through images until orihime naked titties appeared
>>218521727I liked the games but sadly I am busy going through my sinophile phase because I am angry anime became mainstream thank God Gundam and expanse can't be enjoyed by zoomers
lmao Pizza Hut really trying to convince niggas they aren't a shithole diarrhea factory in 2026
>>218521717you think that>>218521737great song, you may now shell this location
>>218521760>you may now shell this locationwdym?
you know remember nortel
>>218521787SQUAD!
10/10. i cried
european niggas be like "hey can i get some extra mayonnaise for these french fries?"
>>218521831*consoles you*
>>218521842that's no excuse for not having boobs
I gave myself curry fever because yellow fever is too mainstream but now people are catching onto pajeetas. I already had my jungle fever phase. What am i supposed to fetishize now, Native Americans??
>>218521826sorry but i'm not following
>>218521868Abo fever
>>218521839nuh uh
i asked her for consent to do a thingshe did not give me consent to do that thingso i asked her for consent to do a different thing insteadshe DID give me consent to do the different thingso i did the different thing instead of the first thing
>>218521902You make me sick
>>218521868chola fever
new wallpaper
Just killed two flies who were having sex if I don't get pussy neither should they
bug chasing in japan vs bug chasing in america
>>218521948>and imma make one of them a troon
>>218521935got a chuckle out of me
>>218521948Spartans would've hurled this off a cliff at birth.And they'd have been right in doing so.
Cumpies, I'm drinking covfefe.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xL5OD666M_Anever gonna fall asleep.sad
Loving you is easy cause you're beautiful
>>218521990nigger it's midnight what are you doing
Had some more weed
>>218522043His girlfriend makes him have sex three times in a row and late at night he has to stay wired so he can fuck her in her pussy
>>218522057mr lum
Just ingested some acetaminophen
>>218522065get well soon
>>218522063Jason doxxed his house and deported him
>>218521948Did they ever get laid?
>>218522084he was here yesterday
I need to eat Gracie Abram's poosy
>>218522092Yes with each other
>>218522092being women it would be very hard not to
haven't been able to fall asleep without medication in like 2 weeks. it's unironically over.
>>218522065>Just ingested some monster energy LACED with FUCKING adderall
>>218522114what do brazilian twink/femboy butts smell like?
>>218522120>haven't been able to fall asleep without medication in like 2 weeksWhat you need is a blowjob NIGGER
>>218522127feces
>>218522107Me first
>>218522010I'm gonna die in an abandoned bus while this plays in the background
>>218522127Kill yourself
Have a whole week off work, gonna smoke a lot of weed and play video games like a man child
It's good that brothels and prostitutes are illegal because I'd blow all on my money on them
>>218522160you're a fucking NIGGER
Just shouted out my bedroom window at some kids at the school next door being obnoxious w/ fireworks.
>>218522160but that's what I do all year round
i wish i never drank that lemonade thc i think i ruined my life
>>218522181*nasally incel neet voice*>HEY! BE QUIET!
>>218522188lol tard
im a balding retard
where are my tariffbux? how am i supposed to do the stimmy shimmy without them?
>>218522195Lolno. It was more like:>YO, WOULD YOU FUCK OFF?>FUCKING CUNTS
>>218522175you can literally just google and book a whore right now and nothing would happen
We need a trans president
>>218522195Just payed 20 bucks on a sandwich and a glass of juice plus eighteen percent tip all thanks to this fucked up blump economy
>>218522207no you arent, because i am. highlander rules
>>218522222he would go to jail and get instantly rapedalso check'd
>>218522225We had a literal NIGGER faggot in office what the fuck are you on about?
>>218522252why is she heiling hitler doe?
>>218522265cultural appropriation
>>218522265All my niggers nazis nigger heil hitler
for me its willie nelson
>>218522252black cat militias will be one of the first lines of defense against the fascists
>>218522277You were always on my mind
>>218522252vvgghh.... black nationalist pussy......
>>>/lit/25025014>>>/lit/25025014>>>/lit/25025014>>>/lit/25025014
I don't like Alanis Morisette
>>218522252
>>218522316IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
there aint no sailors anymore, its all engineers, boats lost their soul
>>218522325Me af
>>218522142Why? They don't wash themselves?
Catberg did a couple really big spinnies just now and sprayed drool all over my laptop keyboard lol.
Why do walmart bathrooms always look and smell terrible Multi billion dollar company and they can't afford air freshener
>>218522416You're still there no matter how bad the quality is
>>218522265Hitler was one of the most successful nationalists Why wouldnt she look up to him? Us black folk ain't raycis like you crackase
i'd rather just shit myself than use a public bathroom
>>218522445If i use a public bathroom i have to shower immediately because otherwise I can faintly smell the awful smell on me for the rest of the day
next set i want (me in the pic too)
Bros I started lifting dumbbells and my jerking off arm is literally twice as strong as my other one, I had to stop for a sec because I was laughing
I will never be respected. I could have a billion dollars and I would still be a ridiculous laughable non person in the eyes of normies because of how I look and seem
>>218522467you look like jabba?
>>218522503zucc is proof of that
>>218522501Must be a circumcised thing. I'm uncut and it doesn't take much force to jack off
>>218522512no i look like the chad building the set
>>218522540shortfag
>>218522467>finishes Lego set>immediately smash it into pieces on the ground and start over again
i dont think i can work, time is tight as is
Help oh god oh fuck I'm in a khole
Why does this general still exist? It is my Frankenstein's monster
>work monday through saturday>then monday through thursdayhow am I supposed to enjoy my one day off like I'm not using every second to its fullest before I return to the grueling slog of toil
>>218522527Its a deathgrip gooner thing i have to rape my penis to cum 2 drops
having money would be nice but is it worth, is it really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GqGzp8TtEI
anyone here who has tried wegovy?
wanna try daves red hot chicken this shit looks fire
>>218522578I'm wearing a sweater from there right now
>>218522668Don't use wegovy. Just go straight to any ot the tirzepatide brands. Zepbound.
>>218521036
>>218522678I've had daves hot chicken twice and I thought it was very bad both times, it tasted like old frying oil very strongly
>>218522685doing weed rn
finna smoke goynip and goon
>>218522712I'm having some garlic cookies
Never bring a book with you into the bookstore washroom they will make you buy it
>>218522728No one can make you buy anything just say no
>>218522693have you tried jollibee?
I wasn't supposed to start drinking. Me discovering alcohol was just a mistake.
Negros are either loved or hated it seems no one is neutral on the nigger question
drinking milk
>>218522752is because of what you're drinking? I'm a Coors Banquet man. Was a pbr guy
>>218522744Don't have them here
humanity is ending and i'm here for it
We could all rub our wieners together and make cum together
>>218522793where are you
>>218522803That's called frotting.
>>218522685whats your opinion about mounjaro
>>218522810There's only 81 of them in the whole US anon most places don't have one
>>218522803we could but we won't
>>218522834it's called sword fight
>>218521713looks like that black actorcant rember which wun
are brojobs gay?
>>218521713miles davis thats it>>218521842who thr fuck id thay
where the women at
>>218522877Miles Davis wasn't an actor pendejo
Shaved the sides and back of my head but it just looks retarded now
canadian twink cock
>>218522899Does it look like you just got out of the lunatic asylum?
>>218522899people go to school for that stuff
This girl I'm going on a date with might be rich.
Britney Spears is totally, utterly mind controlled.
All my regular 4chin lurk spots are dead, think it might be time to put my phone away and read.
>>218522899dumbass
I feel a bit hurt my cat took off I feel like he isnt gonna come back this time. It was premeditated escape he was acting really excited and seemed way happier than usual. I guess I'm glad he is where he wants to be but still feel sorta hurt that he would rather be outside in the cold of winter than around me. He never really seemed to like it he was like semi-feral at best. I think I'll get a kitten next time if I ever get a cat again.
>>218522899lookin like bert from sesame street?
>wake up>new frieren episode to watch
I want many things none of which I can get
Indian men are taking over
the world belongs to dalits
>sloprenget a life
Shut the fuck up you fucking dicksucker
>wake up>face is covered in cum crust
>>218523023It's a cat dude you're just anthropomorphisimg/projecting
my bedroom is like 50 feet from some train tracks. sometimes I wonder what keeps me from laying down on them
>>218523101>>218523112let me suck your cute canadian dicks
>frieren is bad because.....it just is, okay?!
>>218523125How would you know when a train will come you may be waiting for hours and hourSeems like a highly inefficient suicide method
>>218522953Genuinely nobody thinks about her in the current year
>>218523128Did she really say this?
>>218523130they're scheduled and they're loud... they're trains
I watched an ICE agent paint a fake road on the side of a wall and then moments later a sweet, poor undocumented citizen drove his car into it and instantly died.This is what's happening in America
>>218523127Both me
>wah I'm so sad that the guy I never fucked is dead>oh this reminds me of the thing the dead guy said that makes me happy :)>stark your dick is small but I'll still lust after you because this is an incel fantasy manga :)>repeat foreverthere I spoiled the whole series for you
>>218523143Right but the point is you have to wait. if you want it to happen, you need to take initiative
>>218523142Yes. Half the show is about her fighting jews.
>>218523171true, I guess if I really wanted to die I could just take trip to the south side of Chicago
wow norf america completely fucked based on diss breadbergfeel sorry for iceland
>>218523112mule my beloved
Jeets
>>218523185English please
what is going on in india
It should be illegal to talk about jeets ag all
>>218523241wheres poo in the loo?
>>218523253it'd be easier to just get rid of them in the first place
https://youtu.be/C3PMKO_Cu34?si=ldTlghkp4xY1Yk4oThis needs a jeet edit
>>218523267they're a bit touchy about that one
how about them egg prices, right drumph!? wait...what??
ZOG could make eggs free and they'd still be bad.
>>218523311What was even the argument as to how Trump caused the increase because of tariffs? That doesn't make sense since most eggs aren't imported
everything I have is shit. It's like I enjoy suffering
eggs are healthy for you, zog wouldn't let you eat eggs goy
>>218523311Ronald artificially deflated egg prices specifically because they became a meme
>>218523344>everything I have is shitjust become indian
>>218523378get new material
>>218523393like poop? cause you're indian?
https://youtu.be/7qrRzNidzIc?si=VLxQe4LbMAghyPhbThe breaking benjamin guy is such a rare instance of looking exactly like what I would have guessed he looks like
Really the only way to escape this suffering matrix called life is to create your own things, but everything is designed to keep you plugged in waging, buying, and consuming
scared about going to sleep i dont want to have another crazy nightmare
>>218523406no, it's just boring. you can call me indian I don't care, I'm not
>>218523421Edge before sleeping so you have a wet dream instead
>>218523424not in the mood
Playing Minecraft again.
>>218523341I think it was just your basic obvious political lie. prices were up under biden, I guess dems didn't think they'd fall so they were like LOL DRUMPH DIDN'T LOWER EGG PRICES xD and then...they did fall
Today I was at Walmart driving and made eye contact with a very well dressed guy in a suit. Sharp features, kind of hawk like looks He stared directly at me for several seconds making eye contact and for a second I had this uncanny sense that I somehow knew or had seen this person beforeJust one of life's small odd moments I suppose
>>218523457you've been watching too many cheesy movies is all
>>218523469I don't watch movies like that I didn't mean in a romantic sense. I'm not gay. It was strange was all he was staring right at me
>>218523121He was not very happy to be in captivity cats have body language if you know how to read it.
>>218523497it's a strong sign that he's sexually interested to you when a man stares at another man
>>218523415I WILL TRY TO FIND MY PLACE IN THE DIARY OF JANE SO TELL MEHOW IT SHOULDBEI FOLLOW YOUIF YOU FOLLOW ME
>>218523445Post more screenshots pls
>>218523566my kots go outside but then they come back inside cause it's nice and comfy in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz174tLYWHw
>>218523624why
>>218523664I fucking love thinking about penises
>>218523497he wanted to fight you
>>218523676which one are you
>>218523601 I know you're trolling, but it was more like a suspicious scared kind of stare , which is why I noticed it
tried watching the new star trek to see how shit it was but it was so boring i tuned out after 7 minutes
>>218523672The graphics look coolThanks>>218523635Remains to be seen if mine will come back or not. If you love them let them go
>>218523686Wanna trade pics? Do you have a discord? We could jerk off together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAgOzR6bUFI
>>218523727Yuno what? I'd smack the fuck out of that big head bih
>>218523733They look stinky
>>218523445having sex with your mother again
>>218523733extremely low class vibes on this entire post
>>218523690i wish you had tried to prank him
Having sex with my mother again
biggest mistake gamblers make is quitting before they win big
>>218523741u jus got HACKED xD
I haven't had sex with my wife in over a week.
>>218523742>>218523748https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70E1B_5bimY
How good does your mom have to look for having sex with her to go from disgusting to wrong but understandable?And lets be real, the line exists
>in a Honda car briefly, a friends >Open facebook instantly see ads for Honda car Wtf, how does meta even know this shit. I've never googled anything about Honda carsThey must somehow triangulate some data to figure out what kind of car I'm in, insane
>>218523795take your meds buddy
>>218523789I'm glad retards like you exist
>>218523795Did you or anyone say anything about Honda out loud
>>218523793It doesn't matter what she looks like, have some boundaries for yourself and you won't need to ask such a repulsive question.
>>218523814No I didn't say anything I asked chat gpt and it said that apparently Meta can roughly estimate what car you're in by triangulating certain kinds of network or location data
>>218523804you're low iq if you don't realize that meta is passively collecting a fuckton of data on you to serve you ads
>>218523851sounds fake. only way it might know is some newer cars have wifi extenders and the phone would see that and so would faceberg if you let it
>>218523808>
How do I cure lycanthropy?
>>218523923get bit by a vampire
>>218523718Is it woke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C19cIpDew0
>>218523937i didnt even get far enough into the episode to see if it was
it do be like that, mr stancil
>>218523978>dude trust mewhy are they like this?
>>218523826>>218523826>>218523826
I love listening to this dumb bitch Brittany Venti ramble on about some retarded bullshit. A little bit of overt retardation gives a person character.
