Sex with Mom editionPrevious >>218521036
My soles are so dryMaybe one of you could help with that ~
I have 4 irl friends
i have only fwbs
I’m gonna fuckin cum
oop oop nom nom nom~
>>218523984wat is wrong with foids these days
I'm burnt out with life
It's Saturday
guy above me just got raped
on saturday?
When the goo comes out of my penis it tastes so fucking good
>>218524052https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfiesw9ryrU&list=RDQfiesw9ryrU&start_radio=1
didn't read
you know what the options are. live or die. crying to people here like theyre your friends isnt going to change your situation.>>218524138didnt ask
>>218524142
New schizo in town?
>>218524142Who are you talking to man
>>218524039>whats wrong with those people dancing and enjoying themselves and losing weight>tfw fat seething fucktard
>>218524162>
>>218524168so it seems, so it seems
>>218524200why is his head so veiny?
what's up? it's 9 degrees fahrenheit outside. you like being cold?
remember when belle delphine killed that black guy?
>>218524241I'm a nervous wreck
i hate reddit so much it's unreal
>>218524264job interview?
>>218524168it's just the cp spammer
Yay handegg tomorrow
>>218524326are DA BURRZ gonna win da superb owl?
>>218524280NoEverything
To stop being an incel why dont you just have sex with your wife?
>>218524352yh
>>218524367really?
>>218524359You can rape women for free anywhere, anytime
>>218524359can you get a wife that you can just sex when you like, and maybe she does some cooking and cleaning and then fucks off and hangs out with her friends or whatever???that'd be based
>>218524162debatable
>>218524423why would I lie to you? I'm like Abraham Lincoln... and if they lose I'll kill myself. They can't live with kind of guilt
>>218524452cause DA BURRZ never win da Superb Owl
>>218524438I like hanging out with my wife but we have sex pretty much whenever one of us wants to
I want to self harm so I can feel sad about self harming instead of feeling sad about everything else I probably won't, but that's my rationale for why I'm craving it
>>218524473ok but does she fuck off the rest of the time cause that's the based part, not having sex that's ho hum
I’ve been dangerously horny lately. Is it illegal to rape wild animals?
>>218524490saar do not rape the ducks
what are you plebs reading, if anything (besides this garbage)
>>218524471my home is decorated with chicago shit, if I can't count on the cubs, the bears have to do something worthwhile in my lifetime so I can feel vindicated
>>218524513Fuck
>>218524488We play Nintendo switch together and cook together when we are both home usually We are free to to our own hobbies and interests, but we also enjoy each other's company. That is an important part of a romantic relationship. It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
I wish I had a girlfriend nipples>girlfriend?nipples
What's stopping you from wearing a yellow raincoat, having a prosthetic hook hand, and becoming a serial strangler in your local area?
I wish I had a gun to commit suicide with
>>218524604It doesn't rain often here
I remember when I was a kid my cat died in the living room and my dad pushed it over to the door with his foot, opened it and kicked it outside, then closed the door like nothing happened
>>218524604man door hand hook car door
>>218524630he sounds like a weirdo
>>218524630when I was a kid we had a more formal funeral for my dog than we did for my grandmother
>>218524630When I was a kid my dad a garden and moles would always tear it up so he told me if I ever kill a mole he would give me $100. One day, when it was freezing cold out, I saw a mole running in a tight circle in our backyard over and over again, I think it might have been sick from the cold. I killed it with a shovel, and he only have me $20.Looking back, I think it was actually a shrew that I killed, not a mole.
I look like this
>>218524515the divine and the human
>>218524687We have found a people willing to join the Gaza ISF
its literally me folks
>>218524866And I mean the red one
probably could've built a decent home with the amount of beer cans I've gone through
>>218524866US v China
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMbRDlFpWls
>>218523826Those visible bra strap tans on the mom makes everything better
>>218524859>>218524866love these lil niggas
>>218525064It truly never gets old. They're so relatable
>>218524859look at him go
Cringe chungus moment
>>>/pol/526223563Made one.
>>218525270You’re wasting your breath. /pol/ is just an astroturfed propaganda zone for the dumbest retards in America.
>>218525293I know, but it might make some rightoid mad.
>>218525293See, I got one lol >>>/pol/526223736>>>/pol/526223760
might just git myself a harley do chicks dig bikers?
>>218525293>/pol/ is just an astroturfed propaganda zone for the dumbest retards in America.why else would gayson post there?
Why do you think the world is not what you want it to be?
>>218525658yes i wish the world would be a cube
>>218525658We'd literally live in a utopia if jews and israel didn't exist. There'd be world peace.
>>218525658https://youtu.be/GlJiGjMk0Yk?si=6JMDDoPuECRSr4Qr
>>218525658Why would the world be what you want it to?
I miss the simpler days.
Closed my pol thread. Made some jeet over there mald.
Il maranzino lo accoltella l'altro marocchino
I just saw an ICE agent dig a hole, cover it with leaves and put a pile of green cards on top of it as bait. An entire family of five fell into the hole. They are now in Tijuana. I can’t stop crying.This is what’s happening in America.
>>218526109Are Cambodian street dogs so dangerous?
>>218524859NOOOOOOOOOO
>>218526302I saw an ice agent paint a concrete wall with a fake tunnel on the front and added a sign that said ->sanctuary city. He caught 15 messicans. We aren't approaching authoritarianism, we're in it.
>>218526369when the fajitas come out sizzling AND you get to deport 50 messicans
>>218526308If they bit you, it would be very painful (the rabies shot hurts more than the bite)
>>218524453
>>218526526I got bit by a dog last month and I was expecting it to hurt more than it did. I always overestimated dogs because people said they were strong.
Im unable to tolerant how long im going to be suck at something because every week my parents would ask me "do you make money out of this yet?" Instead of just saying "hey, nice work". This been going on ever since 2016. Im on freeze mode now and refuse to learn anything or study anything anymore. I have work experience. I have applied to 250 jobs that is a mix of IT and software. Im ok with studying, im ok with making stuff, what i dont like is not seeing anything tangible each day or each week, and after the month ends i rarely say that im proud with what im doing, because nothing gets done! I always get ridiculed by my parents for trying ANYTHING and they keep saying "this better help you land a job". It's pointless. It's tough. Im turning 25 in May 2026 and i genuinely have no interest in things. I have burned bridges in so many communities from art, gaming, and game development. I no longer have wordly attachments bro.
>>218526636depends on the type of dog
erm why is everyone screeching about data centers using so much water then?
hitting the vape lads
>>218526859do a quick google search to learn more
>>218526859I think I recognize that chudblogger. I'm inclined to believe him because financial media never seem to cover questions of water use
>>218526937google confirms it's a fake issue
Shoutouts to my nigga Greg Heffley
It's taking too long to get through this 12 pack. Maybe I'm not an alcoholic
Not really sure why water is needed for AI to happen
How could sane Americans support trump right now? Ive never seen usa in more pity situation than right now
>>218527168Are you joking or do you really don't know.
>>218527200VPN off, pendejo
>>218527200Who told you there are sane americans?
You know how gayson loves star trek and raping his sisters??
>>218527272True, exbibit number one: (You)
>>218527318are we sure jewson is even truly american? he might be an anchor baby
>>218527200Dadbergs 401k continues to grow so he must be doing something right
I only like TNG, but a lot of kc posters like star trek now that you mention it.>erm, Hitler drank water so water means you are Hitler
>>218527337Could be why he doesn't want to get a drivers license.
>>218527234Cooling systems like those high end gaming systems have?
>>218527395also why he's suddenly against deporting foreigners
>>218527318Damn i got a sexy mustache
Okay hit the vape a bit too hard
>>218527286I remember running into probably this article in the 2000's. At first I assumed it was Science Fiction/Fantasy nerds in general and that it was arbitrarily singling out Star Trek, but no apparently it's specifically Trekkies that disproportionately harbor pedophiles.
>>218527346Other stocks from developed work now outperform us stocks
>Damn i got a sexy mustache
>>218527540Don't care libtard
>>218527356I guess TOS and DS9 is too hight T for the likes of you.>>218527427Yeah
>>218527531>but no apparently it's specifically Trekkies that disproportionately harbor pedophiles.No wonder I never liked that goyslop
>>218527544He really pulls off the crazy hobo look
>>218527544Jason's cute
>>218527624remember when jason was gonna run away from home and survive by catching rabbits in the woods and selling them outside the grocery store to passersby??anyways I think he has the look for it.
>>218527544He looks like a southern oxy addicted physical laborer who you would see in the parking lot of a gas station on his way to work at 5am
>>218527720No I don't remember that why did he want to run away?
>>123456789
Playing d&d with gemini
What should I do with the last $90 I have left
>>218527808Sounds pretty fun
I’m gon make it out
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
>>218527827beer and cheese
>>218527840it's pretty good at it, you do have to remind it not to control your character sometimes but if you stick it in the memory it works a bit better, thousand times better than it was a year or so ago though
>>218527808Which version?
>>218527873Cumfefe
>>218527827bet it all on the big game tmw
>>218527880Basically doing inscryption but real
>>218527762can't remember why, think he was mad at his mom or something
>>218527879>>218527897Forgot to add it must align with my islamic faith
>>218527873
>>218527923oh sorry. buy beer and pork
>>218527913never played inscription>>218527888just 3, unless you mean d&d version and then it's 5e, easiest one to test it with since it has more data on it
>>218527944I played 3.5 and 4 but not 5. Always wanted to play AD&D but could never find a group.
>>218527989You could probably set it up for AD&D I just figured it'd be easiest to go with the latest since it's just googling a lot of info
>>218528029Probably, tough the best part of D&D is interacting with the other players in the group and of course testing the patience of the DM
>>218527577I actually liked trump before, but he is too retarded, too retarded and insane
>>218528267Even with AI his hair is still greasy
>>218528315It's silky and shiny because he's white
jason...
Jason's sister is loveable and wholesome and definitely not a trainwreck
>>218528267I'd kiss her.
Granny sex
>>218528409Jason's sisters are also neets, how many dicks do you think his mother has to suck a week to support all these leeches?
One of my imoutos is a pharmacist actually.
>>218528718Do you think his sisters know about Phoebe?
>>218528718Do we have proof he has sisters?
>>218528267Decent lips, would rub the tip of my cock on them
>>218526859it's a subversion of the real criticism that data centers use 100 times as much electric power as a small town.
>>218527531wow! why is it that the MOST libshitty of all sci-fi fanbases has the most pedophiles?
last day at the toilplex
>>218528922what did you do to get fired?
>>218528934My penis accidentally fell out of my pants in the lunch room
I do so little at my job that I actually just got a second work from home job and plan on just doing them both and never telling the other of course, I live with my gf so we now actually have triple income no kids
I love ICE
>>218529154new whiteness map
>>218529108More money to spend on Funko pops
>>218529208I don't own a single funko pop
>>218529154 black sisters our clitties got exposed....
you guys should really stop being mean to jason
>>218529224do they come as couples now?
>>218529224Now you can afford to buy them
>>218529254Shut the fuck up, they can be mean to me if they want and I don't need YOU defending me. Faggot.
>>218529254He deserves worse bullying wish someone would contact his mom like they did for terrone
>>218529258>>218529269I don't get this bit why would you assume I buy funko pops?
>>218529334Because you are a dink
>>218529364Do dinks like funko pops?
>>218529448this cured my chocolate fever.what an unappealing body
/cum/ is built for MGP (monster girl pussy)
>>218529535I've become a mild furry
>>218529378Yeah
>>218529666Well I don't so...
>>218524138Lol
Does every commercial need to feature a kinky haired mulatto?
>>218529535>>218529658I, a human man, want to fuck anthro women. This does not a furry make.
>>218529726I think as long as its japanese style furry its fine, if it's western gross shit then its bad
What would you do if you woke up to a pile of my poo on your chest
>>218529713stop watching commercials
>>218529837Wha would you do if you woke up as a lemon?
would you still love me if i were coaljak?
>>218529713Society is collapsing
>>218529932Nonsensical question
Christmas example
this discord server has gotten so bad man nobody even wants to talkthey just post single messages and leave for couple hourswhat's up with that
>>218529978This brown monster is a nazi o algo
That’s hot to me
Going to listen to a 6 hour youtube about the Greek bronze age
>>218530510link it
>>218530510fall of civilizations? that's a great channel
>>218530529https://youtu.be/1YdvOTiMn00
if im hungry i just get a heaping helping of chocolate milk and that fills me up nicely
It's snowing yippie
you gyaat to be jorking me
>>218530460The nails not being trashy is enough to help overlook the nose piercing.
How to interact with people and become and actual human being? Like with a career and a social life? And maybe even romance and meaningful connections?
Rightoids are still replying to my /pol/ thread lolFucking chumps.
>>218531525Wash your hair and your pillows
>>218531602I was actually just thinking, should I have 7-10 pillow cases and replace it every night? I think maybe so.
Do you listen to the Joe Rogan podcast?
He's so dreamy
>>218531691i've listened just to certain episodes
>>218531691i haven't in years but i used tomy fav guest was bas rutten
>>218529535hell yeah
I am baby turtle where is mama
Minnesota protestors are stopping people in their cars to make sure they're not ICE and only letting them leave if they approve
I remember being obsessed with my mom's armpits as a kid. Is that normal?
I have Minnesota fatigue
>>218531691Only when the guest is someone fun like Mike Judge
At the bus stop, s-sucking cock(Cock, cock, cock, cock, c-c-cock, cock)They all cum on me,I don't care at all(Oh my god, big dick)Every where I go, they look at my ass(Boy, what the fuck you looking at?)Big cock make me faint, gotta stay strong(Trust, trust, trust, trust me, it gets so much bigger)Something feels so wrong (Something feels so wrong)It’s my sexuality or the way I suck cockWhy are you scared of me with a heavy cock?Put your dick inside my butt"Don't go around him, you might get raped"Please cum right on my face (face, face, face)I feel so gay todayAt the bus stop, s-sucking cockThey all cum on me, I don't care at allCock, cock, cock, cockCock, cock, cock, cockCock, cock, cock, cockCock, cock, cock, cock(True friend)See upcoming rap showsGet tickets for your favorite artistsAt the bus stop, s-sucking cock(Cock, cock, cock, cock, c-c-cock, cock)They all cum on me, I don’t care at all(Oh my god, big dick)Everywhere I go, they look at my ass(Boy, what the fuck you looking at?)Big cock make me faint, gotta stay strong(Trust, trust, trust, trust me, it gets so much bigger)Something feels so wrong (Something feels so wrong)It's my sexuality or the way I suck cockWhy are you scared of me with a heavy cock?Put your dick inside my butt"Don't go around him, you might get raped"Please cum right on my face (face, face, face)I feel so gay todayOhAt the bus stop, s-sucking cockThey all cum on me, I don't care at all(Cock, cock, cock, cock, c-c-cock, cock)
>>218532526redpill me on minessota
>>218532626I got dick in my buummmmI got cum in my lungsss,,,I don't need womenI got Daquan and MalcolmI can't bust a nutttttIf you don't put it in my buttWatch my ass get fuckedddTurn my ass into dustI'm a cum whore and I dunno who to fuckIf you got rubber on, then I'll keep my dick tuckedI don't get scared but that cock got me shookFuck me in the bed, flip me over like a bookI love warm dick when it's filling up my holeI can't pull out with my dick, lose controlFuck my assssssFuck my asssssssssI got dick in my buummmmI got cum in my lungsss,,,I don't need womenI got Daquan and MalcolmI can't bust a nutttttIf you don't put it in my buttWatch my ass get fuckedddWatch my ass turn to dustSee upcoming rap showsGet tickets for your favorite artistsYou might also likeBBC imma chug it downI can't believe that im horny nowIf theres no dick then im bout to frownBBC tore up my insidesI couldn't breathe when im throatingI want some dick, i want it tonightIm in defeat, give away my assIf we fuck better tie me down
>>218532729Imagine Sweden but even gayer
YEAH I BRAISED THIS BITCH’S PUSSY WITH THE HOMEMADE SAUCEDRIZZLE SAUCE PUSSY, BITCH, DRIZZLE PUSSY SAUCE
The twin cities need to be nuked
/cum/ meet up in east St Louis let's do it
>>218532814your butthole needs to be nuked with my penis
so anyone coming in 7 days to die
Ordered 4 naans last night which was clearly too much
I can't even begin to imagine all the things that have to go absolutely fuck wrong with a person's brain to make them gay
>>218533149Molestation will fuck you up
>>218533149I'm a big gay for you
>>218533149why is outer /int/ so pro gay
>>218532962Why did fallout 4 go full retard
>>218533223Invasion from the faggot containment board
My lawyer's junior lawyer literally looks like Jared leto covered in poop (he's indian)
I've been made aware of a very profitable exploit at Dave and Buster's but I need a small loan to really take advantage of it and make us all rich
So is the East St Louis meet up cancelled?
I think the new opening sucks in part because it's a male singing and he sounds gay. He's no Masaaki Endoh.
>>218533447quit watching anime
Not going to Meth Louis
>>218533462
>>218533486you're an adult male watching chink cartoons.
>>218533507Grow up jit
I’m so depressed and shit but I’ll maybe figure it out
I was in Ferguson St Louis back during the riots in 2014. I had to use a laundromat bc I was traveling, and I saw 8 police cars drive by with their sirens on
>>218533507Anime is made for adult males.
I went to a gas station in East St Louis and a black lady working there ran to my car and said "honey you can not be here"
>Kiwitroons and soyteens woke up to moralfag about lgbt and animeYeah that's my sign to leave. Imagine seething about anime on an anime website too.
canadian twink butts smell identical to a big stack of buttery pancakes with syrup
>>218533588did she threaten to suck your dick
all out of Skittles
>>218533588same thing happened to me in newark. she was very sweet about it.
>>218533624No but she was kinda cute
>>218533609This is a frog website
east st louis looks like a post-war zone. i dont know anything about newark. what is it like there.
kiwifarms is based doe
>>218533679she wasn't being a bigot. she really believed i was an easy mark. and she was right. newark is a tough spot.
Kiwifarms is for troons
Kiwifarms kills trans people
Im saving up for next Christmas, i want to go to the church of the nativity will they stop gunning down arab children by then or do i have to wait another year
Sick of seeing brown interchangeable economic units riding around mopeds when I go outside
>>218533728null banned all the troons doe>>218533759good. i hope it kills fags too
>>218533728>>218533759Both of these are true simultaneously
>>218533812i think you should have a plan b, amigo
>>218533817
Internet edgelord guys on 4chan are so cliche.
I shit in a public restroom but there was no toilet paper so I had to wipe my ass with my bare hand and lick the shit off and eat it
>>218533817I remember when i went to the us talking to my uncle explaining to him that americans still are and always will be the enemy and that they're just waiting for the next excuse to murder him and his family, that he needs to just finish paying back his loans and come back south with all the money he's made.It became an argument about how our side of the family is always scared and that staying in the same place for so long is what makes people depressed and that whenever he feels frustrated and like he can't progress in one place he moves out
i post on the edge
> Internet edgelord guys on 4chan are so cliche.yeah you get banned for saying nigger these days. redditor troon website.
>>218533870>on 4chanThe united states has had these political tensions since the civil war they bubble into the surface constantly, americans where like this a century ago and will still be arguing about niggers and trannies in 2100
>>218533149Heredity + in utero hormones
How do Americans prove their citizenship?
>>>/adv/34167437
>>218533978Pull out a real ID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhxiMwlF2u4
Homosexuality can be treated with hormone therapy
>>218533978Americans are circumcised mexicans are notIf you see a man with a foreskin, you shoot him
>>218533978Pull my pants down to reveal my circumcised penis
>>218533870it’s annoying when you get on 4channel or a similar space and people are performing transgression like yeah yeah heil hitler nigga we get it nobody is shocked by that shit here can we have some meaningful conversation now. twitter is the worst for this
>>218534058>>218534053This is why they dress like this
>>218533978by being fat and stupid
>tfw my parents didn't have me mutilated at birth
I’m getting better at xcom 2
>>218534169I have no foreskin
europoor bros...
>>218534210I LOVE Gracie Abrams
>>218534295There is nothing more dangerous than a retarded boomer that wants to leave a legacy
it beats me how there are christians who support homosexuals even though christianity is very clearly against faggotry and considers it a sin
NEW>>218534413
>dogshit early from a bugman retard*closes /int/*
