greta edition
i like sexy naked women
>>218532545this image is fake
>>218532563ktim
>>218532545Greta cute!
For perspective:You're more likely to survive 9 months on the front lines of Ukraine than in the womb of a British woman.This is abominable.
For me, it's the Greta edition
Can you actually fall asleep when you have a nap? It takes me like 30 mins to fall asleep
We're all in here>>218532550>>218532550>>218532550
COME ON THEN WHO WANTS SOME
>>218532592No, we fucking aren't.We're in this fucking thread because someone discovered Grok c an make a fat version of a midget
>>218532600
Love a fat midget me
>>218532566"no"
>>218532586Any nap I have is always uninentional, can't just decide to get 30 mins of sleep for some reason, just doesn't work
>Canslad switching flags and replying nonsense to himselfNever have I ever been more convinced it's Spaino
Our emma x
>>218532577this graph is misleading as the y axis does not start at zero
>>218532616I'd knock that fucking jap whore spark out, horrible form, just a pivoting check hook would have her twitching on the ground. I woyld then stomp her head into a fine paste.
>>218532616new silent hill
>>218532609Please dont disrespect are greta
At the pub and this is the menuRorke would have a fucking aneurysm lmao
>>218532648nigga you stupid
>>218532659This obviously isnt a pub. Because ive never seen a black person in a pub
>>218532654
>>218532659you're on 4chan in the pubyou are rorke!
Just had a charity mugger come to the door with a new gimmick. Society for deaf children and she actually had deaf kids with her to try and guilt me. Luckily it was a black woman and my dog is racist as fuck so he was barking his head off and gave me a good excuse to shut the door on her kek
>>218532659Is this rorke in the room with you now?
>>218532654You Irish?
>>218532659Bet it's run by a white irish mong with a black wife
>>218532675Overhand left on the side of the jaw (I'm a southpaw). Just dip to my right to load my hip and POW, one less chink in the world
need her pregnant as soon as possible
fi mek yuh insides good
You need a Yank gf
>>218532663*ahem*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misleading_graph#Truncated_graph
any lovers of cock in?
>>218532659Maybe you were at the "pub" an hour ago. Not now though.
Imagine the utopia we would be in if all right wingers were decapitated, all billionaires, all religious freaks, it would be beyond lush
>>218532545greta is such a girlboss, she annoyed me a bit back in the late 2010s, but now i appreciate her more.
>>218532648Why would it have to?
>>218532629there's something really weird about greta wearing croptops lol
keep sneezing
>>218532721Shh
>>218532730He andrew tate put down was her finest hour
>>218532703How did she go from looking like she's 10 to looking like she's 40 in the space of a year
>>218532715Nah, been cutting down on porn lately so my cocklust is down
Settle down Spaki, your diaper will be changed soon
It's Dry January mate
>>218532774bollocks, it rained last week
>>218532771FOY
>>218532731it distorts the scale of the line doesnt it
>>218532659Just not a pub menu though is it
Wonder if Scottish aid to Palestine just consists of Nick Nacks and Frazzles
3cm bros...
>>218532712yeah i do desu
>>218532818rorke looking at this and salivating
>>218532842ktim
Balmoral chicken is seriously underrated. Dont think scots could create a dish if they tried though
>>218532842She cute
>>218532714>One citation which doesn't really support the wikipaedo who wrote the sectionerm... lol
how do i stop thinking so muchgot an overactive brain and it stresses me out
>>218532823*sorts you out*
>>218532892have a wank
Scooby Scooby-Poo, eat my pooWe've got some poo to poo now>>218532895Smells like poo there I reckon
>>218532895Cowboy hat girl at the start is me
bedroom smells like farts
>>218532800It quite literally is though It's a menuAt the pub
>>218532938have a wank
>>218532892ktim
>>218532798Not really no.Graphs are necessarily abstractions. Surely's it's more misleading to represent abortions as blocks of colour or kinks in a line rather than mountains of dead foetuses.
CREAMING
>>218532868dunno learned it in school
>>218532967How does this even happen?
>>218532967Looks like a pantomime horse
>>218532997Seed oils
>>218532967seen her bumhole
wirtz scored again
>>218532976Ah yes the alaska side of USA where all Russias major cities are
Any lads fancy forming a pub quiz team? I'm a /tv/ guy myself, so I'll have the movie questions covered.
based flo
>>218532976seems like dario is advocating for greenland to be american since we own alaska...
>>218533036yeah i'll do the /lit/
>>218533022>burnley>wolveswowthe mercurial german talent shines again
>>218533022Need ekitike to do something
>>218533036I'll cover all questions about young female fictional characters
>>218533048They're not going to ask you questions about twilight you fucking idiot
>>218533049omd you re seething
>>218533014I openly encourage this.
>>218533049
>>218533055good etikite is its own rewoard
>>218533036Got great general knowledge me. Only good at retaining the most useless information
>>218533066based
>>218533062that's good cos i dont know anything about twilightnot sure why you then called me an idiot, what did i say was stupid?
>>218533073An attempt was made
Top 10 Highest-Paid OnlyFans Creators (All-Time Estimates) :1. Sophie Rain — $95M+2. Bhad Bhabie — $71–80M+3. Blac Chyna — $190–240M+4. Bella Thorne — $37–50M+5. Iggy Azalea — $36–50M+6. Cardi B — $40–50M+7. Mia Khalifa — $30–40M+8. Tyga — $30M+9. Belle Delphine — $30–35M+10. Erica Mena — $25–50M+
pork belly for tea x
>>218533064>>218533070>£100m for this
>>218533110as they say, you are what you eat!
>>218533119the fact is he's the most entertaining player in the league
reading the old thread>>218531161it's mental how stupid and ignorant the average yank is
>>218532997Edema
>>218533082Fuck imagine eating her out
>>218533138all that yanks that go to school get shot :/
>>218533107I thought some of these were "artists"? Theres something very grim about a girl doing OFs the day she turns 18 and breaking sales records.
>>218533177What do you reckon it smells like?
liking the amount of fat birds being posted
>>218533082corr
they'd break even more records if they could join at 16
There are lads in this thread that have been holding silver and Monero for years at this point. They're now financially set for life. To those lads I say this: I kneel.
>>218533199
*surreptitiously lowers the brightness*
he's not wrong
>>218533254imagine buying silver/gold in 2022tears in the rain
>>218533259get this lass a maccies
>>218533189probably explains it 2bh>>218533278>tfw i did but only a few oz
>>218533107You realise none of these girls are getting this money don’t you?
>>218533254Silver is fucking dogshit in this country thanks to VAT
>>218533317how would you know
>>218533279Big bum that
honest question - do you lads enjoy receiving a blowjob?i've seen a few escorts now and i honestly can't seem to enjoy it that much, i struggle with maintaining an erection during it
>>218533254Every time I buy monero I just spend it all on drugs immediately. Same with all that bitcoin I bought back in the day. I once bought a whole bitcoin for £400, spent it all. Hard to think about.
>>218533333They do it for their fans and for the love x
>>218533317Sophia Rain has a $33mil mansion and a fleet of luxury cars
Do not post politics unless its funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyd8_vz0PYQ
>>218533366Ive literally never heard of this bint
>>218533356Its a lot nicer when the person giving you one wants go give you one and is enjoying it. Not much pleasure to be gained personally from getting sucked off by someone who wouldn't care if you died. All sexual acts feel better when they are done by someone who likes you and is attracted to you.
>>218533356yeshonestly better than shagging sometimeslovely wet mouth and tongue corr
>>218533391She's the #1 coom content creator globally
>>218533449says it all really
>>218533455>which I'll proudly use to increase teacher paywow this could have been so funny but he fucked it
you lot are really fucking sadalways talking about slags and porn and wankingdo you literally have nothing better to do
>>218533406Too skinny
>>218533501what do you want to talk about
might have a wank over some slag porn
about to have a wank to some slag porn lads
>>218533195More interested in how it tastes
>>218533523um... er...
>>218533523poo or something
blue board btw
>>218533535absolutely fucking vile
the captchas are actually so hard i don't know how some of you complete them like dozens of times a day
>>218533554i'm a good boy so i only have to complete one captcha to post :)
>>218533554how else would i talk to my friends on /brit/, the British Culture general?
>>218533535ummy
lesbians next door are having a party will be no doubt shouting at each other tonight and/or tomorrow morning
>>218533455>I shouldnt pay taxes because!
>>218533426>All sexual acts feel better when they are done by someone who likes you and is attracted to you.35 years old and never achieved thishow does one become attractive? i am in shape and have good hygeine but i am very ugly
>>218533453but a vagina feels warm and tight
>>218533554If youre on pc you have to do 3 for every post. Not sure what theyre playing at
>>218533554I'm doing them quicker and more accurately than the old ones
>>218533554you are a complete retard
>>218533586taxing largely low income self employed women is objectively cruel
>>218533554just get a job
>>218533554mine says not required sometimes
>>218533612yeah but I have to do work for thatgetting my knob sucked is much more relaxing
imagine paying to see tits online
>>218533623Shes objectively not low income
>>218533604Go for ugly bitches
none of you actually say "slag" irl, do you?
>>218533663she's not representative of 100% of onlyfans creators is she
>>218533356only ever had one and was just a bit bored the whole time didn't get the fuss
>>218533584Are they fit?
>>218533676lets see one of her standing up
>>218533584threesome on the cards?
>>218533676Clapper.
>>218533672only if your mum calls methen i say "ahaha how you doing you tasty slag?"she fuckin loves it ahaha
>govt would sooner call up a 65 yo vet than try to convince the kids to join upthe fucking hilaritywe have hit full hypernormalisation now fellas
>>218533677>>218533356you wank too much
>>218533676AI
Haven't had sex in so long I barely eve. remember what it was like.
carl marks
>>218533699all the kids are watching the lotus eaters tell them to shoot the first officer to give them a gun
pretty fucked how you basically can't camp in England because it's all private land
don't cry over spilt milk?i say, don't cry over taxed whores
>>218533681one of them is shes like the girl one has a nice pair of chebs the other one, the boy one i assume, looks like an england woman's football player not really my type
>>218533734Hate spilling milk myself.
wirtz is so classgakpo on the other hand is not
>>218533724carl marks and spencers autograph range
>>218533727is that really what they're saying
>>218533741No idea why every lesbian couple consists of a feminine alright looking woman and then a really grim masculine one that's uglier than any bloke.
>>218533727i hope they're reading my /brit/ posts that say exactly the same thing, toonow the vets have a choice to either train the young rebels as they should be doing, or joining up to get blown to smithereens by russian jets while they should be having their feet up in their comfy retirement chair by the fire
>>218533683She's a jeet AI creation with thousands of followers
>>218533749gakpo must have dirt on slot he's so fucking shit
bit dark outwheres the sun gone i wonder
>>218533783Be quiet
>>218533783one of life's mysteries
>>218533730here in bonny scotland we have the right to roam
>>218533755scream
Wonder how much money escorts earn.
>>218533791can i roam up your arris?
>>218533783you YES YOU have pissed the sun off for the dayTHANKS MATEWELL DONE
>>218533800You should become one mate
>>218533814Why
>>2185338007 figures annually.
>>218533674So she shouldnt pay tax? Not sure what your point is. Billionaires shouldnt be taxed because most people make shit and taxing them is unfair
the cortina mogged the escort
>>218533761yeah i know its mad the contents of their arguments leads me to believe that the fit one is just basically going through a phase and isn't really a lesbian, probably will go back to men soon enough.
The Iranian Islamic revolution is honestly fascinating
>>218533814I'd be a great escort. I'd shag anyone, you see.
>>218533831where have i said she shouldn't pay tax? she already does pay taxa small section of society which is mostly made up of low income self employed women should not be taxed more than billionaires and corporationsobviously
>>218533844couldnt give a fuck about it me
*makes bear noises*
>>218533842How thin are your walls that you can actually understand what they're saying? You should shag the fit one to stop them making a racket.
>>218533894Shut up Rorke you cringey gimp LOL
here's what rorke doesn't want to hear: fit lesbians don't want to shag you
everyone always said that I'd enjoy d and d if I just gave it a chance but I gave it a chance and it was exactly as I thought: boring, cringey SHITE
Just told a girl I don't want to see her anymore because she's too busy to see me regularly and still feel bad I don't know how women manage to do this
>>218533888*gives you a jar of honey*
>>218533915s
>>218533894Very very thin can hear everything in the living room especially when they are screaming at each other, sometimes stand against the wall with my ear against it to hear better
Nobody:Absolutely not a single soul:Rorke: My life is a porn movie!
>>218533917Obligate lesbians don't exist
>>218533956
>>218533925women just ghost you until you give up or bring it up yourself they don't actually address it
well that's rorke launched into the stratosphere
>>218533956PSCreamkng
>>218533669but why would they be attracted ot me and i cant get hard
might get poo steaming as it were
>>218533915>>218533917>>218533956>>218533974Not sure why a stupid comment triggered you lot so much
skipped the gay porn tutorial and got a willy stuck up my arse !!
i got the irish horseyay :D
>>218533998Meltdown
>>218533986Why can't you get hard?
you really can't go anywhere on this site without people falling for obvious bait/pol/ is full of people baiting with blacked shite and yet the retards on there fall for it every time
>>218533998Meltie
>>218533993doing a sobertoil right nowgoing to get absolutely rooted during the bills game later and sleep until lunchtime tomorrow you see
>>218533783Still fairly light on the south coast. Guess it just doesn't like you for some reason.
>>218534040Most people on 4chan are at least partly on the spectrum so they’re both gullible and have hilariously over the top reactions to everything they don’t like or disagree with so it’s just pure entertainment baiting people on here lol
>>218533701Yeah probably.I am back on NoFap now. I did a 30 day streak back in November-December and tbf the blow job I got back then felt better.I saw an escort last week and didn't enjoy the feeling, but I think the problem is she doesn't do cum in mouth, so I find it hard to relax when I receive oral.I have 8 days until my next escort visit, if I avoid masturbating at all until then, do you reckon I'll enjoy it more?
>>218534042foy
In the mood for a mafia kino but cant decide which one. Have seen every major film multiple times.
sir tony blair
>>218534087You need to sort your fucking life out mate, why are you seeing escorts you sad cunt
>>218534077it's so easy tooyou can even say something completely normal and they will lose their minds
>>218534100tonibler
>>218534071Glad such a great guy is doing so well x
will there be an "uma game" stream tonight?
>>218534111Yeah lol, such based free entertainment
>>218534111Had someone go fucking mental the other day when I mentioned I was married. Literally can't comprehend someone living a normal lifestyle.
>>218534124um i hope so
>>218534040/v/ is especially bad for this/int/ is one of the smarter boards really
>>218534104Because it's the ony way I can get sex
feel so sad whenever i see mombergmaybe it's because i'm autistic but we just have nothing to talk about but we feel like we have to see each other every now and then. can tell it makes her sad that our relationship is so frosty :(
>>218534132post your wifes feet
>>218534140good bait this
>>218534111love love LOVE starting a multi thread derailing argument with one post then not engaging with it at all
>>218534140My mum is fine out of her own home but in it she's immensely irritating and we just argue, not seriously, but we just piss each other off, she wants everything to be a certain way and nags me constantly.>'I've bought lots of cheese for Christmas so do eat it!'>'YOU FINISHED OFF THE JARLSBERG? THAT'S MY FAVOURITE CHEESE, WHY DIDN'T YOU EAT ONE OF THE OTHER ONES?'
foy
>>218534163for me its when two anons are arguing then joining pretending to be one to say something completely retarded to further derail the argument
>>218534188dont tell me tell heryou won'tcoward
>>218534140>momFOY
>>218534205Love doing this
>>218534208I have told her, multiple times, but she thinks she's always right so it's a waste of time.
>>218534228erm
egg
Even if I were an incel I wouldn't consider getting an escortJust have a wank for fuck sake
>>218534149
>>218534228Right so she can do that but if my saggy balls were hanging out my shorts on a warm summers day I'd get arrested.It not right
>>218534228she has her breasts out on public displaySHAMEFUL!!
Watched some political stuff and now feel upset
>>218534228kin ell
>>218534237A vagina feels nice
>>218534205KtimLove imagining the exasperation on the face of the one I've just impersonated knowing there's no way to claw back control of the argument
chelsea striker bumhole palmer
remember when women were doing this
>>218534228this should be allowed and encourged
>>218534258You feel fuck all with a condom on, I'd rather have a wank
>>218534228Were you looking ? You pervert!
>>218534258So? A wank feels nice too, and fleshlights are a lot cheaper than seeing an escort every few weeks
>>218534265screamingespecially if its a dead serious one that's been going on for ages, just fucking torpedoing the whole thing with one impersonated post
someone give me a feel of their cock
if you can't solve this in less than 10 seconds you shouldn't be allowed to vote
can't park there
>>218534299Just going>'Yeah well you're gay'completely ruins it for them, one accuses you of ad hominem, the other's reputation is ruined.
>>218534077>>218534111Sounds boring to me, unless I'm with some friends in person or if other people are joining in online.>>218534205This can be entertaining, thoughever.
>>218534228screaming
>>218534308Answer's obviously 40
>>218534269they're still doing it lad they've just moved to tiktok videos
>>218534308120
>>2185343080
>>21853430856
need something i can buy from the shops so it doesnt look like a bottle runand so they dont clink as i walk back
>>218534324You're mocking me aren't youyou know this is what the driving examiner rudely told me during my failed driving testdon't you
>>21853430824genius me
295You think I'm gonna be posting the good shit now? at 298 posts???LMAO you are fucking DREAMING 299 NOWDon't make me laughBAKE
>>218534406mad how you typed all this up ages ago and waited for the post count to reach 298
going up the stairs to do a poo but by the time you read this ill be doing a poo x
I'M THE SWIF GO TELL TAYLOR BOUT THIS SHITI'M THE SWIF GO TELL TAYLOR BOUT THIS SHITI'M THE SWIF GO TELL TAYLOR BOUT THIS SHIT
>>218534429Yeah well you're gay
this post is actually 10 posts
*shits himself*
>>218534451>>218534451>>218534451
>>218534445scream
>>218534454next edish will be a big politcs shitfling now will it might be time to leave /brit/ for an hour
>>218534282not true, you can still feel how tight/warm she is
