Rorke's dream job edition
right well that was a satisfying concession for me as the thread ended wasn't it
get the state overthrown
Roland Plump
classic edish
WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?!
>>218534505
>>218534482their numbers are growing rapidlyyou could say they're breeding like rabbits !!
dunelm trump
Start my new job on Monday, lads :)
>White fridgepoor person>white cookerpoor person>white dryerpoor person>white washing machinepoor person>white microwavepoor person>white air fryerpoor person
>>218534482brimble
>>218534520Will have to buy a larger hutch soon
>>218534482This is one of the most unfunny gimmicks ever seen in this shithole of a thread.
>>218534520umm!
KEIR'S SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN
Is it real nowTwo people become one
Falling asleep but have to stay awake till 12. HELP!!
we've been tariffed lads it's ogre
dont know how anyone can support this robber baron
erm...lads?
>>218534546not on lad
>This is one of the most unfunny gimmicks ever seen in this shithole of a thread.
>>218534535never seen a white air fryer in my life
>>218534535>white house POTUS person haha!
>>218534514I don't think she's actually a ref btw
>>218534557Get on the booze
>>218534560I'm sure he's devastated at not receiving your support
>>218534590SCREAM
>>218534560>>218534571Time to restore relations with Russia methinks
>>218534571>>218534560kekkkkkkkkk
just opened my downloads on my pc and seen a they/them's tiny penis locked in a chastity cage
>>218534588>That's fine do you suck knobs? :)
whats toilet bogfart rattling on about now
>>218534554
>>218534623Americans really say shit like: America is attacking all their allies except Israel, based!!!!!
Will Starmer finally grow a back bone against Trump? Time to start closing military bases
>>218534560>>218534571libs: owned!!!
what if gay porn were mad how poo peng
>>218534571>>218534560wtf did we do
>>218534660lol what do you think
Will Starmer
Rorke is actually going to blow a gasket
>>218534560>>218534571trump should just invade and get it over with, nun euroids cud do
>>218534698>gherkin
>>218534698yeah we saw this already :/
me and mousey sitting in the snow trenches watching emma yank walk over snow mans land to come join the /brit/ batallion
>>218534713Got 7 (you)'s though worth posting a second time
watching men in blackedplaying blacked myth: wukonglistening to paint it blacked by the rolling stones
>>218534677stuck our lot in with euroids over our anglo brothers
SYSTEM ON BLAST COPS JUST PASSED JUST NEED A BIG OLE ASS IT'S SATURDAY STICKY ICKY SATURDAY STICKY ICKY ICKY ICKY
>>218534571>>218534560they are 100% serious about this, damn
>>218534698nowt wrong with this desu
>>218534677Close military bases. The USAF rely on our airbases for operations in the middle east and move our intelligence away from American dependence and closer to France's.
>>218534722based israeli attack dog
>>218534707Trump has a middle eastern soul, he haggled like in the bazaars of damascus, making wild threats is part of the process The European mind can't comprehend it
a lot of interesting topics and a couple of laughs as well
Is Umbunny here?
browser window keeps opening and closing after this sudden politics outburst
Genuinely though lads, how on earth are we supposed to fucking defeat them?
>>218534791we side with chinks and then yanks are finished
>>218534745yeah wish nick fuentes would stop sticking up for israel and focus on america more
Americanization Would Mean the End of Europehttps://research.calvin.edu/german-propaganda-archive/sprech44d.htm
>>218534791by posting on 4chan about it all day of course
>>218534791You help us with practically every military action we decide to do
>>218534791wait for the dems to win again, sneak a few nukes in across the mexican border and blow up every federal institution
>spuds
>>218534812But you're the bad guys now
>>218534451I know it's a /brit/ exclusive but his smile give me the creeps, why did he think it was a good idea to have such a potrait published in an article about a serious, unsavoury subject?
UK supporting the US in invading the UK due to our special relationship
Europe has completely fucked itself prostituting itself to America against Russia/China lol
>>218534827Guess what that makes you too
>>218534827why
nth for the gyaldem
Can we impose tariffs on yanks posting in /brit/ threads?
britain sanctions russia for invading ukraine but fully supports the US invading greenland. epic meme country
>>218534859kys
>>218534845the antihero that turns to the light at the darkest moment who all the fangirls gush over
>>218534854Trump
>>218534876A second war of 1812 by our old friends to finish us off would be a kino ending to america
spurs are so fucking useless
>>218534861we should tax them for using the british world wide web quite frankly
Well, Rorke?
Why would President Donald J. Trump betray his own Mother by treating Britain like this?
What the fuck do we export to the US? lmao
>>218534931dogshit zingers
why don't we just like, tariff them back
https://youtu.be/RTf2xoWGAJo
mikey bunged £20 he borrowed off his mum on Spurs getting a result
>>218534954Do you not understand how tariffs work? Trump doesn't
>>218534954China tried that and we just increased it to infinity until they caved
>>218534939owari da
>>218534742Which military bases have we closed?
>>218534971China's whole economy is based off exporting goods to the US. All we export to you is whiskey
You're trying to threaten and intimidate me here but it isn't working
lads im not sure I can afford to pay tariffs on all the insults I send to the americans
putting a 10% tariff on janny's wages
>>218534828It's editedHe frowns in the original
>>218534998>All we export to you is whiskeyEr no
Girl swallowed my load for the first time ladsMental
>>218534998Big numbers scare brits just as much as they do Americans
>>218534998UK exports to the US are like half a trillion dollars annually
>>218534652It's because in America you're either a Jew or you are just a Jew-aligned zogtoy and you might not even know it.
>>218535062>>218535072America will collapse without British industry
Nice guys can't get laid.
older brother and dadberg are calling me gay again
trying to learn Lounge Act by Nirvana on piano, it's my favourite Nirvana song
learning to draw bodies is really frustrating me. I can't seem to get the torso at an angle. Especially on a woman with the way it slopes in
>>218535116reckon its because you keep asking them to shag you up the arse
>>218535140never heard it
>>218535099that's why i'm training to become an unhinged psycho chad
>>218535140>>218535145Look at these fucking nerds trying to learn something
anyone else ever do something and then regret it
>>218535156yeah well listen to it or else I'll rape your mum, it has really nice bass guitar throughout
>>218535145Post your drawings
>rolls up and smacks your greenland on her arse
niggers mineral turpentine
having hobbies seems so fucking pointlessmy parents, their parents had kids by my age, why should I be expected to keep pissing about with things I enjoyed as a teenager?
>>218534451Bruv is that harry hill?
>"erm actually you export quite a lot to us">doesn't list themhmm curious
Business idea: Britain gets Greenland (and also the Faroes, Iceland, Canada and Alaska)
>>218535239See>>218535072
>>218535209
Been seriously juiced by the gf over the last 24 hours, I'm running on empty ladsSend help
spamming resized images is not a gimmick
>>218535264me on the right
>>218535229Because you don't have children? It's either hobbies or waste your free time on the internet like we're both doing, at least a hobby would make you good at something
USA vs UK
>>218535287*docks with your cock and pumps some of my cum up into your balls* there you go lad have a refill
>>218535256So fuck all basically? I'll think we'll be fine mate. By the way, it's you paying the extra for this. Cough up.
was about to reply to the american until I saw the flag and decided not to post
>>218535099*kills you*
>>218535229>my parents, their parents had kids by my ageSo did mine and they had hobbiesSounds like you come from a long line of soulless drones so yeah we're not expecting much from you
>>218535323that's the natural order of things. I know some people love having things to do but they've always been the minority throughout history
>>218535336>So fuck all basically?Er no
For all its foibles Europe remains probably the most pleasant place on the planet to live.
>>218535324didn't you lose to a bunch of malnourished vietcongs and afghans. dex > str
brumby
>>218535408cope
im a vf
>>218535382Only a small corner of it. I wouldn't consider Greece, the Balkans or the Baltics pleasant at all
>>218535324what game are they playing
>>218534451got my bum raped at the big tesco in coventry
>>218535433'ki donner but 'inky chips?
>>218535453Think you should study anatomy and how ribcages and pelvises work and fit together
>>218535439yeah no one goes on holiday to greece
>>218535486ah yes everybody in greece lives in a holiday resort
hate women so much
>>218535486Loads of holiday destinations are shitholes
>>218535482Thanks for the advice
>>218535453honestly not badthe biggest problem is you're stretching out the spine too muchthat's especially the case in the bent over poses, where the spine should be compressed compared to a standing pose
>>218535508lol
>>218535508Then date men.
>>218535508get the fuck off short form videos you stupid cunt
>>218535508bitch probably thought chad is a political ideology or something
>>218535526Imagine a Muslim driving a truck of peace through their stupid tiktok sorority party
>scottish self proclaimed rank 1 chudette going off on someone posting the n-word in her chatsc
>>218535574Who?
>>218535521Yeah, the bit I have the most trouble with is the stomach area where the pelvis connects to the ribcage and the back. How much space do you put between the ribcage and pelvis?
>>218535574>scottish
>>218535050Good feeling isn't it?
>>218535591>>218535597yes
when are you all going to get a clue and grow up?
>>218535595I think I'm seeing it now. The Lamshade is too big to just be the pelvis. I think it should be the stomach and hips
>>218535612wtf i love scotland now
>>218535612>>218535574Doesn't look ScottishIf she were a chudette she'd fuck off back to Taiwan
>>218535612Clearly chinky in appearance and demeanor
Relistening to the DJ mix from the club I went to on new year's day and having all sorts of drug flashbacks. Corr what a time.
>>218535612>Scottish>English>Asian
Shall be cracking the wine at precisely 18:00 GMT (UTC+0)Saturday, 17 January 2026
>>218535453i think women tend to be more human shape rather than grinchesque
turning 26 this year
>>218535595typically, if you look at a standing torso, the ribcage occupies about the top 1/2 and the pelvis about the bottom 1/4, when straight>>218535629looking more closely, i think you may be starting off with a correct torso and then sticking the legs on the bottom, even when bent at a 90 degree angle, which extends the torso by another 1/4 length or sothe pivot point is about halfway up the pelvis, not at the bottom
Think I lost at least 2-3 pounds of muscle mass in the last monthOnly 52kg now
Can't wait until it's sunglasses weather again so I can wear mine again without looking like a nonce. A few weeks I reckon
>>218535752not healthy is it
>>218535752Due to a combination of Xmas events, winter illnesses, hangovers and laziness I haven't done any exercise since November. Feeling awful for it.
Any owls in?
>>218535453You're a titman aren't you
Uh oh, we're in trouble, something's come along and it's burst our bubble
>>218535766It starts getting properly sunny in May, late April at the earliest
>>218535814loved power rangers as a kid me
>>218535836It doesn't need to be sunny, just not too wintery
>>218535777No but I was sick and it’s been too cold to get out and exercise
>>218535719Dry January mate
>>218535867sunglasses are a brightness thing not a temperature thing mate
Pagans be like yeah shit was lit in 200 AD
Was gonna not drink tonight but wifeberg asked me to pick up some beers so I'll have a couple
Wanted tuna mayo sandwich but I didn't have tuna, only salmon. And I only had garlic mayonnaise. So I'm now trying to eat a vile salmon garlic mayo sandwich
>>218535797Yep, I always draw them bigger than they actually are kek
>>218535605Yeah, it lush
>>218535752>Only 52kg nowwhat the fuck are you 4'11
wanna drink so bad but i've got driving lessons in the morning. fuck my chud incel life
>>218535907Lol you silly sausage what are you like?
golshi radar .. diabetic signal
>>218535923Don't enjoy drinking as much as I used to. Suppose it's a getting older thing
>>218535907sounds quite nice actually
>>218535921I'm 5'6
>>2185359215’10
>>218535741thanks
>>218535943Much the same, or I don't enjoy binge drinking and getting properly drunk. Quite happy with like a few pints or glasses of wine. Probably has something to do with the absolutely crippling hangovers I get these days.
>>218535955Who the fuck are you
*grrows up*
>>218535960Why are you hijacking my conversation
>>218535970Same. Much rather have a couple pints at the pub with a meal and come home and be comfy and go to bed properly then get bladdered and pass out from the booze and wake up with a horrible hangover
*gains a clue*
To the lads that made a chunk of change off crypto and never worked another day in their life: I salute you.
at the aforementioned posh restaurant, ordered me a cordon bleunipped me an onion ring too
just had 10% of my bollocks chopped off
Booze is horrible muck
>>218536040keir is coming for that money
>>218536040Mental how I could’ve gained generational wealth with the GameStop shit but I wasn’t browsing the right website
Things really click into gear when you consider Christianity is true. The whole picture becomes clear. Give it a genuine try lads.
>>218536057I've got those plates
>>218536057awful
/brit/ is like a primarily-subscription-based medium for longform writing Diego: Substack Mousey: Medium Spaino: Mickey Pearce
>>218536075Some of these lads made the money before Crypto Tax legislation was introduced.
>>218536098Spaino never beating the allegations!
>>218536095do you yeah?>>218536096it was alri, was skint on cheese though sadly
>>218536091is there a catholic resurgence there yet
don't all post at once
>>218536057chefberg: this looks like a frozen birds eye meal. let's chuck some truffle flakes on it.
yeah so basically as in 1943, it's Europe against Judeo-American Capitalism and the Asiatic Bolshevist Horde
glad to see rorke's aussie holiday is going well
>>218536201Nope
>>218536164I’m a Catholic but I hardly leave my room so unsureNeed to get back to Mass
>>218536201who will we side with this time
>>218536201*Judeo-Europelets not kid ourselves
>>218536228doesn't matter, the jews win again anyway
horsehorsehorsumusumae
>>218536217Source?
the embrowning of europe
>>218536251Reality
>>218536201It’s the enemies of Christ (evil technocrats, want to destroy and decay everything to entropy) versus Christ (The basis of Western civilization, the ultimate morality and truth)
why is mousenonce brummie
>>218536261Jesus christ was a 5 foot fuck all jewish carpenter from Palestine. God's not real. The Bible is a work of fiction. Grow up.
>>218536283Meltdown
>>218536196worst part about the truffles is that they were thinner than paper
>>218536302Grow up
>>218536308Grow up
>>218536283melt
>>218536283actually he was a blonde blue eyed chad who loved america and the 2nd amendment
>>218536315>>218536308grow up
dlss 4.5 is causing me AMD regret
It’s Jerusalem (all jews and righteous gentiles) versus Gog and Magog (unrighteous gentiles and muslims)
>>218536328Meltdown
>>218536339Grow up growlord
>>218536315>>218536328>>218536354grow up
>>218536283yet his word became the most successful religion of all time, produced men that would face lions rather than recant it, has been the basis of charity and education for our civilisation for 2000 years, gives man the perfect moral code for existing in harmony with reality and his fellow manYou do not truly understand what God is. He’s God. He created reality. If he wants his son to be a first century Galilean then he can have that. Thy will be done, as they say. God created you and all your goodness from nothing. Why doubt his power that he can raise you from the dead if you but trust the very thing that deals with this issue?
>>218536392not reading all that waffle fucking grow up
>>218536377yeah all countries will suddenly stop being dependent on the US after we acquire greenland
>>218536392Grow up and get on with your life
>>218536377it is funny as fuckthey'll never recover from this shit
>>218536414>>218536428grow up
Sir Grow Up
top 10 twerk offs
got spat on and punched in the belly by a fit goth trans girl today
>>218536414>>218536428grow
nigga name is keir
Sir God Almighty
What's the most underrated /brit/ gimmick of all time? For me, it's the "uhh, let me be Keir" posts
>>218536463
>>218536459how full was her bladder
r Bradley is hosting Gladiators on the telly, lock in rorkes
might go and have a lemsip as a little Saturday night treat
>>218536511umm not sure
>>218536206>poo balls
>>218536494A joke post isn't a gimmickPlease do not confuse the two
Done nothing all day. Might need to pop to the gym so I can at least pretend this day hasn't been a total write off. Swear there's literally nothing to do in this country.
poo balls steaming
radar alert... radar alert...
>>218536550Feels the same way anywhere Something’s got to give
>>218536550know that feel ladall i've done today is read books and watch tvfeels like everything is so expensive and shit that going outside is pointless
Trump vows extra tariffs for UK, Denmark and other European countries until Cheadle deal struck
beep boop beepboopbrrr beepboop boop
>>218536572>>218536564It's the lack of a "third space" that all the zoomers are talking about. It's just far too easy to never go outside.
saving my good posts for the new
you only get bored if you're a boring personthe hard truth
mouseys got the swiper
>>218535439Estonia is probably one of the best places in the world though
>>218536611so what have you been up to today?
Getting the ol’ linux laptop monday
>>218536550>Swear there's literally nothing to do in this countryOutside of London and maybe some other cities (wouldn't know) this is true. You need to go to where the young people are and find your tribe. Recommended watching as you embark on this journey? The HBO tv series Girls created by Lena Dunham.
>>218536624just made tacos
>>218536634cool
The hardest part about learning anything is getting started, especially if it's something with no clear roadmap
>>218535382probably, don't think I've ever been to mainland Europe and thought that what we have back home is better. even the shittier parts that I've been to trounce pretty much any town North of Oxford. Just a shame they're all so political fucked at the moment.
thank god AI was created in time to deal with the competency crisis
what is it with you and fucking piss lately you need to stop
love a shiitake
>could try for 24hrs on the end of the christmas event
>>218536550This country is borderline unlivable if you are under the age of 40
>>218536717toby overload
Might get into fingering my bunghole
I've ordered a kebabMedium chicken shish with a small box of doner
Sucking a maoam
birthing a pooball
>>218536729trvkemy gen x/boomer boss in work lives on a completely different planet
squeaking a halloumi
poo roar mewinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY7ktU1Db2A
if he streams for 24 hours I will probably watch it all
>>218536784Haha they are squeaky tho aren’t they
hi im peeing
So this is it, the final /brit/
Mad how much I love Spoons. £12 for a meal and a drink is probably the only thing keeping me from going insane.
>>218532545>>218532545>>218532545
>>218536864can't believe the day has finally come
give gerbils a chance
>>218536866alri deanz
it's nearly wine o clock
doing a liquid poo
>>218536864>>218536886Nah I reckon there’ll be more
>>218536494all my gimmicksno one ever picks up on them or acknowledges them :(
>>218536866As much as I love Spoons, the fact they're so cheap and provide a good service means that they're clientele are almost always the absolute lowest of the low
so um
>>218536952>>218536952>>218536952
I'm getting more of a seared bite on the Impossible Whopper than I'm getting on the actual Whop- nononono please don't say that nononnononoonno ladies and gentlemen I'm not gonna trip I wanted to come in a 100% hater Imma tell you off the top I wanted to take a bite of this and be like eh no it... Imma just flat out say it your Impossible Whopper BK is better than your actual Whopper BK your Impossible Whopper BK is BETTER than your actual Whopper BK it has a more seared taste it's more of a cookout flex it just tastes better get over there you get back in the bag BK? that bite is so flavourful my ma- and in fact that it works so well it literally compliments the lettuce like I'm not even mad that I'm biting up I'm not even mad that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes you really taste the onion because the sear on this plant-based situation right here it's so strong you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get the crunch of it with soft butt action with SBA, BK you're onto something and I like where you going BK the Impossible Whopper son!
