LOVELY FUCKING FIT edish
>>218539061I would rape her on the spot
WHATISHEPLAYINGAT????
hes gone DOOPIN mental
Yanks still think tariffs hurt us lol
Might have a shower, lads.
Here we are then. The new.
canspaedo booting up his phone to spam report a non canspaedo thread
Need some slags for my wank folder
i was promised snowwe got no snow.
janmanonamadone
If you're under 25 years old and single it's time to move to London. You've been putting it off for some time but it will be too late soon.If you're over 25 years old and single it's time to move to Goole and stay out of everyone's way.
>>218539445americans cheering in the streets because trump will tax them more in response to foreigners telling america to fuck off
*runs into thread and bagsies the comfiest chair*
Are people legitimately buying Mousey merchandise?
>>218539215right well that isn't gentlemanly is it
>>218539468would rather be poor around whites than live in london
>>218539468>it's time to move to Londonno monee
>>218539486choke on your own gangly fingers
jazz fusion for tea
just opened my photos and seen a tiny penis
filtered ireland weeks ago and forgot cansnonce existedit's double grim to be reminded that people like him exist
Trauma doesn't exist
wish it was alwaysslightlysleepys little bum for tea
salad fingers having a meltie cos we love mousey? yeah, standard
>>218539472>>218539445You'd genuinely be surprised just how ignorant and stupid the average yank is
look at ebin's freakish handsand yes, that's poley next to him
alex botez sex arse
>>218539486yeah I managed to bag one of the limited edition Mousey sex arses before they sold out
right-o
Listening to classy jazz music as a fuckin' laugh
if i invented a time machine and went back in time and sucked 14 year old me's knob would that be considered noncey or advanced masturbation?
>>218539550dont know who that is
>>218539584
>>218539550Shan'tThat virgin FREAK got off on people looking at his hands
>>218539597pumpkin
He's posting his sponsors in the old
>>218539550disgusting parasite freak
>>218539545pretty sure you can see her cocker in certain frames
The dinner: Pack of marlboro reds and 12 coors banquets
just done a very big poo, most of which I feel was pure stomach acid as I'm suffering stage 3 ring sting
Chuck 1-0 Andrew 'Stepdad' Wilson
>>218539618mine wasn't very successfulmaybe a nuggetclean wipe though, so small miracles
>>218539061would actually turn this girl down irl now having seen her in a cansnonce OP
>>218539608Disrupt his OCD ritual by calling him a fat nonce, you just know it ruins his day
>>218539610I've seen her fanny sooooo
>>218539537>You'd genuinely be surprisedNot really. We know how dumb you lot are
>>218539493>57.9% of people in Shoreditch (MSOA) are White>53.1% of people in Hackney (LAD) are WhitePick one.
got the 'mongold on
If that Twitch streamer Mousey was here I'd knock him SPARK OUT.
>>218539618montezuma's revenge eh lad
Rhondda valley
ring sting third stageAWESOME
might have to get ikbal to bring me some crisps and booze
Do laugh seeing his hands
>>218539486copped myself two replica piss bottles
twitch streamer 'ouse 'once
>>218539681Ronda spain
scarborough mentioned
>mumberg a complete technophobe her entire life>got her a tablet 2 years ago and taught her how to press the mic button so she doesn't have to use the keyboard>literlaly staring at it 12 hours a day for 2 years straightI turned her into a zombie ffs
>>218539707Is that Shippy on the bench?
>>218539719Ronda rousey
*enters /brit/ wearing a massive sombrero*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGbiWnoWTto&list=PL234CE9AC5166CDDD
>>218539746yeah it's shippy and amer
>>218539745Sir Luddite Raper
>>218539745would you be alright with me having anal intercourse with her, please?
>>218539719Been there and stayed in that hotel right on the edge. Absolutely based place.
Mental how Ebin has shagged Employed Woman
>>218539771>>218539775this is why you're alone on a saturday night>y-you are tooFALSEI am phoneposting whilst my femoid watches that ghastly masked singer show
>>218539805sounds like im winning here
proto romantic interest i've been speaking to for a couple of weeks revealed she does not shave her legs tonight
>>218539745my dad was a tech savvy man who worked in consumer tech up through to the early 00s and still ended up holding his iphone like a boomer not really getting any of it
tonight I will get very drunk and watch There Will Be Blood while eating crisps
>tariffs don’t hurt us lol>every tariffed country caved and negotiated a shit deal for them that benefited US
>>218539756I remember when redditors were obsessed with herThen she got cancelled for some reason I don't care enough about
>>218539842very based
>>218539805I'm not alone, I've got dogberg by my side. man's best friend
this is me aha
do I dare have a single glass of one? one glass. Just one.
nothing entertaining to watch so am going mental
>>218539707why does he always have disgustingly long nails
>>218539820shed never admit that to anyone she was into
>>218539805Wouldn’t trade it for your grim Deano life lol
Mousechandise
GYOKERES IS SHIT
>>218539445
>>218539872you've stolen that gimmick off mei posted that yesterdayeveryone, this poster has stolen this gimmick, he DID NOT create this gimmick
>>218539872haha he's groovin to the song I'm listening to what a lad
>>218539886because he's an unkempt r9k freak
>>218539805grim
>>218539856How deep inside your arse did you get that information?
>>218539615but is it truly, in your opinion, the champagne of beers?
>>218539886He (you) gets a thrill out of people noting this
hello
just remembered this time on CoD as a teen when I 1v1'd someone and trounced him so hard he complained about host advantage, let him host and then trounced him again and he complained about lag advantage fucking fat american cunt just couldn't admit he sucked shite
>>218539903yeah but if we'd signed no one we'd have started the season worse mentally so actually, it was genius.
The new TwitchIt has gone live
>>218539903It's criminal Eze is benched while gyok starts, different positions I know
>>218539928My favourite beer by far with abita purple haze in second
R9K posters are chads compared to /brit/ posters, that’s the real red pill. R9k posters have girlfriends, they’re all mates with each other and hang out, they’re genuinely pretty chill on the whole. Whereas this place is angry isolated bitter incel central
>>218539948Mousey what is the new channel!!!!
>>218539507>>218539525>>218539560>>218539592>>218539621>>218539657>>218539703>>218539738>>218539774
>>218539842wank status?
I can't believe how dumb Roxy is
>>218539979all me
black midi schlagenheim is way better than any black country new reddit album and I don't care what the new balance wearing pleb on /cric/ thinks black country have one good song, when its performed live. 0 good studio songs
>>218539856These past 3 months was literally the fastest we have ever ran up a 1 trillion dollar debt.
>>218539914not trueI took your gimmick and I built upon itI took a diamond in the rough and I turned it into perfectionpipe the fuck down
>>218540000>black midiBand is finished LOL!
>>218540000both gay
it's a picture of a dancing hot dogget a grip
mad how fit they are
>>218539982wasn't planning one tonight although my mind keeps wandering to naughty thoughts about my 9/10 supervisor so who knows where the evening will take me
girl in the umbubble
>>218539539seen her shower
>>218540036its a part of my brand
>>218540042yepbut poley is a batchelor boy
>>218540000two nepo baby bands for "i'm not like the other tarqs" tarqs
the Chinese restaurants in south York are elite my bags are truly pumped
watching that ken burns doc on the yank revolutionturns out we were definitely the bad guys in that one
wonder how the meta in the gacha game i stopped playing 2 years ago has evolved
>>218540000Not familiar with this zoomer music
>>218539980@gronk is this real??
>>218540076Okay I don't actually care and neither does anyone else so make a friend and tell them you pathetic waste of space.
just stole that little timmy's gimmick and he dindu nothin
>>218540088ok
https://www.wootly.ch/?v=6VH4EEE4
Heslington is rightful Chinese clay
>>218540048Would love to brutally murder you haha
>>218540100Meltdown
feel sick
Black blade kindred at lvl 50 umm
>>218540123join the list pal
>>218539980hunter schafer is such a grotesque little man, those gert tranny shoulders and jaw make me sick
>>218540135*rapes you*
>>218540100meltie
the ring came off my pudding can
>>218539979a massacre
>>218539608They're gone >>218539979
just wanked to an ai-generated mp4
>>218540143
>>218540151she's fucking sexy
watching snooker (a sport and a good one)unlike t20 (a sport, a dire one)
beak on that
briefly lost the will to live just then but it's back now
this is what they took from you
>>218540211Wonder what happened to all the doggers
>>218540211brb just going on a stroll to france
Installing total war shogun 2
threesome with hunter, zendaya and sydney corrrrrrrrrrrrrrr all of them licking my cocky x
https://youtu.be/fTtCXTry0DU?list=RDfTtCXTry0DU
>>218540249Yari ashigaru spam
american women seem like they'd be a lot more open to licking my dirty english bumhole than most english girls
i'm a girl now aha
>>218540252reckon hunters knobber is still functional?
>>218540257Catberg on an Athenian one
Mental that nobody knows why women are obsessed with travelling even they don't know
>>218540122acomb belongs to the true lads
roger waters was a real geniusshame he's lost the plot
Do you guys have to solve 3 puzzles just to make a fucking post or am I the only one. This is ridiculous
>>218540285
>>218539545UFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ello my fello incellos
>>218540276not sure but i'd give it a luh sucky while sydney rides me x
>>218540305almost makes me buy a 4chan pass
>>218540305>puzzlesmy 10 month old bairn could do them you absolute mong
>>218540305not sure what you're on about mate
cunt dog stole my sandwhich and my flapjack, she's downstairs right now, wont be talking to her again tonight
>>218540285Gives them something to lord over other women that isn't easily attainable for other women as travel implies unique experiencesMakes them feel like they're "doing something". Women go mental without that.
might kill my own self
>>218540285All normal people love travelling, it's just you lot (incels) who don't get it. It's fun and exciting, that's all.
you are watching this on the morrow, aye?would hate for you to be the laughing stock of the office on Monday
wtf is a bairn
>>218540332On my other computer it only shows me one puzzle per post, but on this computer I have to do three puzzles per post, and they're more difficult. Takes the piss. Fuck you for defending this nonsense.
>>218540364Redpilled
>>218540285Travelling is fun
Only us true Oldfags will remember when there was no captcha and no wait time to post. Then the retarded Finnish spam happened.This captcha is ass and I will never willingly give 4chan a cent
>wtf is a bairn
>>218540386dunno what this means
218540386her face is munted but that tum is lovelyhips nto bad either
>>218540355>my own self*mine own self
big fan of his work
>>218540386Why is a bloke posting that
I live with three women and it's great. Don't know why you socially awkward freaks think they're a different species
>>218540405I remember when there was no (you)s
poo screm
>>218540332>t. hullensian
>>218540433>cuckboy
>"Prevent children from viewing harmful content online"How would a UK government define "harmful content"?
>>218540445they say bain with no r
>>218540437How many of them have you shagged
>>218540428need to post my foot bits on /147/ sometime it's been a whilealmost six years since I first did so btw
A Yank just replied to me with PUA screehshot ewww
>>218540466only 2. third sister has a boyfriend
>>218540211no thankslove being an island me
why does Harry styles try to dress like David Bowie literally a manufactured pop star such a wankerwish it had been him instead of big payno
>>218540466only one (the gf)other two are my sister and mum
Bewildered by lads on here that are so uncurious they're happy to just potter around their hometown life a pensioner for their entire life.There's a whole world out there. Where's your adventurous spirit?
>>218540505you defend isolated geography online for free
>>218540290Daily mail comments hating on him for being an anti-semite
>>218540510His solo stuff is honestly solid af. I like him.
no friends or social lifeno job or career prospectsriddled with anxiety and depressionabsolutely no motivation despite desperately wanting to be betteraddicted to drugsjust so cruel the fates we are destined to have
>>218540549>go to place (after stressful travel)>it's some tourist shite full of chinkies or a city that's the same as every other city
>>218540549>just go to smelly cities full of wogs because…… ugh just BECAUSE okay?!?!
20 mm max hangs on the morrow
>>218540513is your sister hot
>>218540549world's already been exploredthere's nothing to see that you can't find in britain
>>218540565Sex. used to wank to This Morning skirt compilations on Youtube
>>218540613Yeah she’s a 9
>>2185405973/10 in Moscow she'd get ridiculed for needing implants
218540597these tiny bikinis that barely cover the slit are so fit
right lads am i throwing dry roasted or salted peanuts in this order when the ethnic is brining me booze?
>>218540590what drugs are you addicted to
>>218540625she must have known how sexo she was on the news
>>218540630prefer them 18+ you dirty nonce
Stretching my foreskin
The reason women like to travel is directly linked to why men create and women don't. Men are capable of imagination and envisioning things that don't exist in the mundane world. Because of this they can feel mentally and curiously satiated without the need to travel. Women on the other hand have no whimsical or fantastical thought and thus need to move and travel and experience ""novelty"" to not feel like life is drudgery.
for me, its susanna reid
Why would I want to travel when I haven’t even explored all of Stockport yet?
>>218539539discord will scan this picture and send police to rape your ass if you post it there btw
>>218540639Calpol
they should invent a new kind of woman that isn't retarded
>>218540682congratulatinos you win the msot incellius post of the day
>>218540682kek cope. normies of both genders love travel
>>218540691why do you want to explore all of stockport first
>>218540682Thanks for that tremendous insight, Dr. Chud MD
a poo might be on the cards
>>218540682Trvke
Today in history:>Empresa de China ("China enterprise")The idea of expanding the Spanish Empire to China was first formulated in 1526 by Hernán Cortés, conqueror of the Aztec Empire, who sent a letter to King Charles V suggesting to begin the conquest of the Moluccas (Indonesia).Although the main goal was gaining access to the Asian spice trade, many of the expeditioners were fresh from the conquest of America and saw the archipelago as the first step to initiate the conquest of the nearby China. As small contingents of Spaniards had been enough to kickstart the fall of the Aztec and Inca Empires with native help, they believed the same scheme could be applied to China by securing the help of local ethnic Chinese, Japanese, and Austronesian allies. After his visit to the country, MartÃn de Rada stated that, even if China was densely populated, its population was not warlike.The plan included the promotion of mestizaje (mixed-race couples) that would promote interracial marriage between Iberian conquistadors and Chinese women.The assault would be two-pronged, with the Castilians invading China through Fujian and the Portuguese doing the same through Guangdong.[17][2]
>>218540713would love to kill everyone in that room
>>218540682Physically and literally winced while reading this lmao, why do you incel tards have such little self awareness
>>218540734incel freak!!!!!
>>218540682
>>218540713Love to kiss everyone in that room
>>218540691this but unironicallygetting in the car and exploring around near you and being home for bed is much better than having to get on a flight with a bunch if glop people to stay at a hotel and be disappointed by visiting a city also filled with glop people
Hummus is one of the greatest foods on planet earth
Genuinely have no interest in doing anything until I see the escort again
>>218540744they’re on the spectrum and autists try to find simplistic explanations for everything
>>218540759prefer roast poo me
Non tam praeclarum est scire Latine, quam turpe nescire.
>>218540597i need to come here to see hot bitches. facalians are too castrated.shitaly has fallen
>>218540758what if you arent a depressed little incel toad?
flatmateberg put soy sauce on the chips he ordered from the chinky earlier
>>218540764you seem to have plenty of interest in spamming your mundane larps on here and /britfeel/
>Travel is stressfulAHHHHHHH AN AIRPORT I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND!!!!!!>Tourists/it's all the same/we have it in BritainGo somewhere else then. You decide where you go. Life happens FOR you, not TO you. Well maybe not for some of you lmfao.
As a strong and virile man I don't like going anywhere, I would much rather sit in my boxroom and create and imagine going to places in my mind. It's a far superior way to spend my time.
In bed at 9pm on a Saturday
Bowen is a Celtic surname representing two separate Celtic ethnicities, the Welsh ab Owain meaning "son of Owen" (Owen meaning 'noble') and the Irish Ó Buadhacháin meaning "descendant of Bohan" (Bohan meaning 'victorious').[1][2] The Bowen lineage can be traced back to Llwyngwair in the 11th century, near Nevern in Pembrokeshire.[3] The Bowen surname was adopted in 1424. There are seven Bowen crests and the Bowen/Owen family group share a tartan.[4][5] The Bowen/Bowens surnames are more commonly found in southern Wales, while the Owen/Owens surnames are more commonly found in northern Wales.[6]
due to recent developments my ring sting has elevated to late stage 4, we are starting to see minor bleeding from the arsehole
Sorry wtf
>>218540758Just say you’re poor bro
Really riled spaki up with that one, he's on the verge of a melty
>>218540822
>>218540830genuinely baffling body
>>218540825So Jarrod bowen is Welsh or Irish?
cause in a skyin a kyfull of starsi think i saw yoooooooooooooooooooou
>>218540830what the heck
>>218540822Genuinely one of the worst pictures I've ever seen in my life. Truly hideous. Thanks.
>>218540860He's Welsh (black)
*throws my poo around the thread and yells "meltie" at anyone who gets pissed about it*
>>218540822mad how there's only a thin bit of skin between the vag and arse
>>218540818not 9pm yet its 2059
>>218540822Im guessing thats not a pig snout
rorke going back in a time machine and calling leif erikson, marco polo and magellan unimaginative soyboy cucks
>>218540713this clip does nothing to medon't find any of it attractive or excitingguess i'm an oldfag now
uh oh melty
imagine if you knew i was indian
>>218540822nobody is killing me!
>>218540852screaming
Tummy erotic
*drags my arsebum across the thread floor like a dog with worms, leaving a trail of pooey crumbs*
>>218540872That’s pathetic
>>218540858>>218540864AI or she's wearing a fat suit
what should i have for suppergot breadgot crackers got cheesegot posh cheesegot hamgot fresh chilli jamgot eggsgot milkgot tunagot yoghurtgot chips
>>218540963bread and crackers and cheese and posh cheese and ham and fresh chilli jam and eggs and milk and tuna and yoghurt and chips
>>218540929Corr blimey
Rorke satiating his desire for novel experiences by envisioning the Man Cave he's going to build in the spare room.Rorke's sister showing photos from her backpacking trip to Australia on the family TV.
you can't touch her, she's a service dog!!!!
>>218540963mix the tuna with chilli jam and roll into a log (you might need egg to bind)freeze until it hardens then shove it up your arse
I have soldThreeSince they were on sale
>>218540963All of them together
>>218540988rorke thinks mancaves are a jewish longhouse emasculation psyop
nth for the baddiedem
>>218540682Everyone likes to travel. Please ALWAYS bear in mind the fact that you are an incel freak and an autistic retard with ZERO insight into social, cultural or political matters.
mousey do you make merch hoodies in 3000XL?I'm bulking x
>>218541015Three more than you should have really
>>218540988leftypol in his goon cave wanking to animal pornleftypols sister leaking refugee semen into her panties after being on a pro palestine march
I've wound him up like a toy, he's going to keep going for ages now
>>218541007just tried this and it was fab x
>>218540929Name?
Where did Aussie accent come from if they were all prisoners from England
rorke rattling the bars of the runt cage from the inside
>>218541060irish
>>218541041>leaking refugee semen into her pantiespornbrained fetishrunts genuinely can't help themselves can they
>>218541015ffs imagine wearing that
Are there genuine women on /brit/? So many rattled by that post
>>218541060Aboriginals
>>218541060aboriginals
Genuinely mad how normgroids get so cranked when you tell them travelling is largely a waste of money
>>218541071>Are there genuine women on /brit/?of course notimagining that your 4chan posts are personally upsetting women is the pinnacle of incel cope
>>218541070
>>218541059Gracie Abrams
>>218541071Women? No"Women"? Yes
>>218541089It's all they have is slunking their bodies from place to place to try and feel fulfilled
>>218541060Bunyips
>>218541089>>218541043Yeah you're not the wound up one lol
>>218541103Grim
>>218541089do you work for a travel agency or something why are you so viciously defending travel lmao
about to put slugberg to bed x
>>218541122Rorke
>>218541116OH LOOK THE YANKS DONE A RETARD THINGLEARN TO READ YANK RETARD
Top 10 whitest people VERY IMPORTANT YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS1. Pure Scandinavians 2. Pure Scottish highlanders3. Pure white Americans4. Pure Anglo-Saxons living in North England5. Pure Germans living in Northern Germany (including Pure Dutch)6. Pure blooded Welsh (very rare)7. Pure blooded Irish (very rare)8. Anglo-Saxon + French + Celtic (most common English phenotype)9. Pure Bavarians10. Normal Bavarians and Alpine (German + Slavic mixture)
>>218541094It's a classic
>>218541116Can you read?
>>218541116spaki's entire ego revolves around his envisioned superiority to the "incel freaks" on here with his travel and food elitism. without that he has nothing. that's why he's here every day desperately doing this shit
>>218541135I'm brown
New>>218541143
>>218541122Night night slugberg
>>218541133oh whoops
>>218541135>2. Pure Scottish highlanderswhy do americans always toss off the scottish so much? is it because of braveheart?
>ending the post with "lol"That is the quintessential signature of a wound up loser(i'm emphasising the word "the" but you can't hear it"
>>218541122bastard fucker
>>218541163I think being such an online loser that you dissect and analyze syntax within posts instead of ever having a real conversation with another human is worse.
>>218541163lol
>Top 10 whitest people VERY IMPORTANT YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS>1. Pure Scandinavians>2. Pure Scottish highlanders>3. Pure white Americans>4. Pure Anglo-Saxons living in North England>5. Pure Germans living in Northern Germany (including Pure Dutch)>6. Pure blooded Welsh (very rare)>7. Pure blooded Irish (very rare)>8. Anglo-Saxon + French + Celtic (most common English phenotype)>9. Pure Bavarians>10. Normal Bavarians and Alpine (German + Slavic mixture)
got the bitches brew on
late night shop visit for snackoids commences shortly
