Yank girlfriend 2026 edition
>spaki's entire ego revolves around his envisioned superiority to the "incel freaks" on here with his travel and food elitism. without that he has nothing. that's why he's here every day desperately doing this shitblimey the runts are rattled tonight aren't they kek
WATCHING THE OFFICE ON BBC IPLAYER WITHOUT A LICENSE
>>218541135>white Americans
>>218541143
asda had no salt and chilli ribs inthat was going to be my drinking snack tonightfuming
>>218541060Ignore retards who say it's from IrishDo a country bumpkin accent or a cockney but pretend that you're trying not to swallow flies and you get the Australian accent
>>218541171Calm down spaino x
>>218541194s
I would pay money to not have sex with an American
>decide to have a shower>takes nearly 330 fucking posts to get a /new/LADS FUCKING WANKERS WORK FASTERAnyone want anything while I get the BIG chips and the BIG cans
>>218541143Imagine her whipping your ballsack, spitting on you, and calling you a limey
>>218541089This is the first time in the thread anyone mentioned money in regards to travelling. Your objections to travelling were that it's too stressful, the places are boring and it's feminine/soy.
Top 10 whitest people VERY IMPORTANT YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS1. Pure Scandinavians2. Pure Scottish highlanders3. Pure white Americans4. Pure Anglo-Saxons living in North England5. Pure Germans living in Northern Germany (including Pure Dutch)6. Pure blooded Welsh (very rare)7. Pure blooded Irish (very rare)8. Pure Bavarians9. Anglo-Saxon + French + Celtic (most common English phenotype)10. Normal Bavarians and Alpine (German + Slavic mixture)
Rorke still gonna find something to complain about
>>218541205he's genuinely on the verge of tears
>>218541219I'm brown
>>218541226that's a down low brotha
>>218541241Even better like
having an existential crisis meltdown
Ah yes the reason you're too afraid and autistic to do something is that everyone who wants to do that thing is stupid
>>218541226As soon as I opened this, I shifted my leg position and caught a whiff of my own arse
unite the clans
>>218541226Why does she look like shes dressed for office work but she's in target
>>218541245He shouldn't be doing that.
nobody calls it supper my mum is posh and even she doesn't call it that reckon its a deano. aspirational posh. probably drives an audi
mad how easy it is to wind up people on this site
>>218541226maximum arse
How the fuck is my neighbours TV so loud after months of barely hearing it FFS
I thought I would hate travelling but when I did it, I loved it. I have massive nostalgia for it and want to do it again and again.
>>218541252melty
>>218541270because people go shopping after work
>>218541276Nobody calls what supper?
>>218541259scream
>>218541245is he ever NOT on a madone
>Travel is stressfulGrow up.>Travel is boringGo somewhere interesting.>Travel is expensiveNo it's not/get a job.
>>218541266Clan MacDouglas representing, sir. We stand with you.
>>218541293my arse
>>218541199Will you starve to death nowGo on, starve, lol!
>>218541289>I thought I would hate X but when I did it I loved itshut-in runts simply cannot comprehend thatit's like they're permo-teenagers
drinking coffee at 9pm, sound the incel alarm because Rorke has gone off the rails
sausage supper for supper
Mickey Pearce
>>218541292Allow him he’s never left the house before
>>218541292And record it?
cleaned my flat today and feel much betterget the flats cleaned lads
>>218541329We at /brit/ like X
>>218541309all of those things are true if you're imagining traipsing around joylessly by yourself, which is the only way these lads can imagine going anywherethey could be in luton or prague, they're still going to feel self conscious and angry
>>218541276Supper is not the same thing as dinner
why is he so upset that some people don't enjoy travelling
>>218541328no i got a spicy beef pizza insteadand a bag of pork scratchings
why is he so upset that some people enjoy travelling
Any very sleepy and going to bed early man in?
It's not even like, loud loud, it's more of a big reverberation through my wall and ceiling somehow. Like bellowing.
>>218541358I got a flat you can clean *pulls down pants and bend over*
I'm becoming increasingly convinced that enjoying travel is the ultimate filter for whether someone is ensouled or not.
never left great britain me
oh could you shut the fuck up all of youthe same stale posts, the usual boring monologues, just pack it in
>>218541358keep meaning to do it but I find a new excuse not to any timeit's not even that bad but needs a significant amount of hoovering and both the kitchen and bathroom tiles could do with some real elbow grease
>>218541380probably same reason you're upset that people enjoy anything
>>218541357she probably thought the outfit she picked out for work looked good and decided to make a tiktok or whatever this is while out shopping afterward
>>218541393*stares at the abyss while the abyss stares back*
>>218541389i barely slept at all last night but somehow I'm not sleepy yet, dunno how my body manages to find the energy
>>218541270That's Publix
>>218541404>elbow greaseThere is no credible evidence which indicates that elbow grease exists.
>>218541399>The de-nationalization of society tends to produce a class who see themselves as "world citizens, but without accepting… any of the obligations that citizenship in a polity normally implies". Their ties to an international culture of work, leisure, information – make many of them deeply indifferent to the prospect of national decline. Instead of financing public services and the public treasury, new elites are investing their money in improving their voluntary ghettos: private schools in their residential neighborhoods, private police, garbage collection systems. They have "withdrawn from common life".You vill read the monologues
>>218541226who is this?
might be racialist online for a bit now i'm getting a steam on
Just done my weekly scrote exfoliation
>>218541357>>218541411or maybe it's her lunch break
"I don't really like travelling"Normal well adjusted person:>fair enough *goes on with their day*Spaki and co:>"YOU FUCKING INCEL FREAK HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE TRAVELLING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE"
Don't do any of that foreign muck I only holiday in Bournemouth. Don't it every year for 25 years and it's done me no harm
gonna play rematch and get bullied again haha
>>218541432what u even get up to how u not so bored haha
>>218541416Looksmatched
78 posts in 12 minutes is insanity
>>218541396ensouled your mum last night
>>218541444>Normal well adjusted person:>>fair enough *goes on with their day*Normal people would probably call you weird or a miserable twat which would cause you to spiral for a week whilst they get on with their lives
>>218541404just focus on cleaning one area and then you'll get into a groove and start cleaning all of itI was only going to do the bathroom but i got really into it and done the rest
>>218541445Bournemouth is a lawless hellhole now though
Sister-cousin Daisy May done whittled herself a dildo. Country girls make do.
no wonder you like traveling so much, the amount of times ive sent you flying
>>218541445Ktim but the lake district
>>218541483s
I'd like to arse you a few questions
Hi @RupertLowe10 we’re currently helping a young man to settle in the UK. He was born in a refugee camp & made his way over here in a way that would have broken you on day 1. He learnt 3 languages. He’s now got leave to remain and is training to be a plumber. He’s better than you
>>218541464I really rattled spaki with that post last thread. Expect a meltdown for at least the next week
having a glarse of wine
>>218541483c
>>218541491why does she always tweet "daddy" and nothing with it
>>218541496Which post?
>>218541475ok
>>218541458oh don't get me wrong I was actually in bed trying to sleep but my mind was going a mile a minute and refused to switch offliterally just lay there with my eyes closed for like 6 hours then got up again
he can't post that, can he???
pink ribbons are in the wrong place but sexO
>i didn't say something that some people disagreed with, i actually upset my personal online enemy
>>218541495send him back
ummy
>>218541495>later found guilty of sexual assault
>>218541517it must work, i suppose
that's literally official art you buffoon how can they be in the wrong place
>>218541464Nothing compared to old /brit/Threads would hit limit in 15 mins
It is weird that someone doesn't like traveling. Traveling is the most basic human instinct
>>218541495Leftypol screaming at this and sharing it on Reddit pronto, then a bunch of Leftypols see it and they start screaming and pointing at the screen like monkeys
I'm the young city bandit
Spainers hasn't posted here in a year now.
posted in the old by mistake
>>218541563more like young arse bandit
i'm not a yank i'm from the south btw
Meltdown
the based grangler
if you read 1 book last year you were in a minority
booked the wank dungeon for 8am tomorrow
>>218541589so
still raging at arsenal wrecking my bet earliercould really have been doing with a win this month
>>218541541work in what way
>>218541555I can understand not liking it actually, the organisation is stressful and if you're depressed it's difficult to enjoy. The incel behaviour is the copey assumption that anyone who does enjoy travelling is some sort of inferior person, it reeks of spiteful solipsism.
the grangler hasn't grangled here in years
new horse i got today in red dead 2 is so fucking sexy its unreal
>>218541567
why do incels love betting
>>218541555Honestly think I would enjoy travelling more if there weren't so many people everywhere. In airports, in interesting locations, on the plane, you're constantly surrounded by loads of people and that tires me out quickly. I've been abroad a couple times and just felt "eh it's alri a bit different but not amazing or anything". Just not really my thing. My ideal travel would just be going to some atmospheric nature-y type park or hike with not many people about. Really not a fan of busy touristy places
>>218541589so what if i read 100 books
>>218541625i'd put a tenner on it being the lack of sex
I miss cosy Covid times when we posted about Priti Patel and the pubs not being open
>>218541634you were in a minority
>>218541568what you getting from the shop?
>>218541567Bizarre behaviour
um horsehorsehorsumusumae is down to 11 followers
>>218541567imagine being stuck in a metal tube in the sky for multiple hours with these kind of peopleshant be traveling unless i absolutely need to
>>218541620Weird projection of an insecure person
>>218541612makes her moneysame reason she just posts the same low effort pictures and videos of herself in the same poses over and over again, someone must be paying for it
>>218541651he banned sacked tranny and ebin
>>218541648perhaps some jelly babies and a cokethank you for reading my post
>>218541661corrrrrrrrrrrr
got the asmr on
>>218541661shes going to break her spine with that pose
>>218541667Good. But they'll just make alt accounts like the parasites they are
why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties
>>218541688i genuinely don't like this one at alljust not right is it
If you’re a yank and you’re ever in Japan, just go up to one of the locals and say “mikku donnaru” and they’ll point you to the nearest McDonald’s.
>>218541625Incels love betting because it appeals to their sense of being some sort of secret genius who has a chance to outplay the world even though obviously the odds are stacked against them
>>218541688Bradley nooo
>>218541661where are the pics and videos of her from 5-10 years ago
rorke texting the british transport police on 61016
>>218541708I didn't make it ya speccy bam
>>218541736i never said you did but it's just not right still
>>218541713didnt ask
>>218541733See it say it sorted
>>218541730'
And another thing about travel!Haha, just kidding. Walked away for a while. Calmed down a bit now.
>>218541736https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZpBTNVre3fsS
Betcels
He did good work for the trees
no emails todayi'm a little loser loner a little loner loser
Leftypol trying to make sure we all have human rightsRorke standing up for the wealthy who want to sell us unhealthy products with exorbitant profit margins
turn the other arse cheek
sour cream
Pepsi or coke?
>>218541803well I don't know why he's talking to a tree
>>218541143Need a yank GF with BIG feet.
might buy a ps vita and make it my personality
no speech impaired northerner tapping really fast on his jap slop game and saying poggers
>>218541831Is this part of the interview?
i could always go live for you if that's what you want
>>218541870do it right now then
>>218541865just answer the question and no one gets hurt
might fire up a stream
>>218541855
remember when this film came out and rorke was rocking back and forth humming to himself giggling like a halfwit posting all his epic jokes about it
>>218541882coke obviously
probably won't actually do that because i'm nowhere near as interesting as he is sorry
mad how this is what 90% of british men consider to be an incredibly attractive woman
>>218541902just looked at this poster and burst out laughing
>>218541884
>>218541933wtf i love bowie now
*makes bear noises*
>>218541958massive dogs tb.h
>>218541915>90%That high? For an egg in a wig?
>>218541933dirty nonce
>>218541976Don't need to sign your posts mate
>>218541933you can really see the fake hair attached to her afro well in this pic
>>218541966you talking about your mum and sister?
>>218542003imagine simping for a dead nonce
Just came iih
just not a nice thing to say was it
>>218541933But Nothing Else Matters was by Metallica, not Bowie
they simp for dead nonces for free
>>218542025But enough about your dad.
Just reported a post. Enjoy your ban, dickhead.
doing a fucking massive poo
>>218542041lol
>>218542066have you ever gotten banned for these posts
>>218542066wait a second, why would a mod need to report?*rips away your mask**the whole thread cries "desperate-to-fit-in-canadian!" in unison*
>>218542074prove it
Wahey!!
david bowie says drink water
>>218542101*wafts arse smell*
>>218541661I hope her dad sees this and beats her. The youth of today have no shame.
>>218542139thank you for the work you do keeping the bad ones out of this thread
>>218542066>>218542095Okay, help me out here... is the ''Canadian lumberjack'' an Anglo symbol or is it a symbol of the French-Quebecois? Because I've heard both opinions.
>>218542131good post
bradolf
Vaginal sex with Emma Watson.
hey trump tariff THIS *begins shaking girldick'
>>218542138
nth for the holodem
>>218541933 I want this
>>218542156No problem mate >>218542185>>218542185>>218542185New
>>218542188poo scream
>>218541266Bring back mission trees, paradox
>>218542172plaid is scottish
>>218542188love tha
>>218542208performing for adam are we?
sick to bastard death of it all
>>218542172It's both but obviously the plaid is from the British isles
>>218541491>>218541517>she
>>218542244Who? Is that your boyfriend? I'm shitposting mate Also reported you for trolling
mega meltdown
any fatty bombattys in
DTFIC meltdown
>>218542296yeah ;_;
>>218542295Reported
Paki neighbours son has his birthday tomorrow and one of his cards got sent to my flat by mistake, 20 quid in it lol i've taken it
>actually I might go live >at least then others will be able to see what I am doing, because what I am doing it clearly wrong>going to jerk off and eat first though (because I am le sad)
>>218542138he actually kinda looks like Hitler
do they still do statistics gcse separate from mathsthey had that 20 years ago
>HBO have just announced they are making a follow up to Chernobyl, the hit 2019 series which detailed events surrounding the infamous nuclear disaster>The network announced on Tuesday that they have partnered with the Ukrainian government, and will be developing a new series based on the battles taking place around the reactor site following the Russian invasion in February 2022>Little is known about the series so far, but rumours abound that DTFIC will be playing the reactor core
>>218542318reported to gchq
>>218542327don't like this
>>218542331Might be the moustache
>>218542327what the fuck is that
>>218542338scoermg
>>218542330bigly poghe'll need reminding again thoughhhh
>>218542338Get the interracial romance shoehorned in
>>218542327not a fan
>>218542327black pussy changed rorke
Why don't we engage in international jewry anymore? Now we're just a cuck state who tugs the US' tail wherever they go. We can't the Jizzraelis and Mutts believe that they're not evilest people on the earth, that title is rightfully ours
>>218542318lol
I WANT WU YIZE TO WIN
what the hell happened to poo seal?
>>218542338
>>218542373hooming
>>218542353Why are you having a meltdown
black pussy feels different to white pussy not necessarily better or worse just different
>>218542383Rude
>>218542384wtf is this real chat
REMEMBER KIDSTO THE HEADDOUBLE TAPGUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLEIT'S JUST RAP
>>218542417is it different enough to change a man?
>>218542327Weirdly can’t look away
>>218542415I'm clearly not
>>218542457congrats on the promotion
you lads ever shagged a brown or black?
>>218542422
/briiiiiiiiiiit/ how are you?
>>218542478currently 4 words into this post and its not looking good for me :/
Why can't premier league make its own app and show all the games on it like DAZN does? Won't they make way more money if they do that?
WOOO WOO WOOO
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768402766457679.mp4I think this webm speaks for itself.
when we leave the EU, Trump will take care of us because he loves Britainhe'll never put tariffs on us
>>218542553rorke slapping his knees and chortling watching animated gay porn
the chernobyl series wasn't goodit wasn't bad either, but i'm sick of hearing that it's some amazing show up there with the bestafter the second or third episode, once most of the cleanup is done, the drama just becomes shit that that woman scientist contrives for herselfshe's never wrong, factually or morally, and never sees any consequences for anything she does, which guts any depth the drama might have been able to haveproper retard filter that show, if you have even a vaguely positive impression of it you're probably two digit iq
>>218542600here he is
rorke afraid to take his shirt off at the beach
>>218542478never shagged anything or anyone
>>218542616
>>218542622umm
yank lad never seen the ocean
>the chernobyl series wasn't good>it wasn't bad either
>>218542611leftypol getting his udders out
>>218542338Kek
>>218542681pscriang
>>218542596t. 2019 anon
>>218542681
>>218542700>>218542700>>218542700new
>>218542478no just a couple of Thai women but not a proper brown or black
I bet Emma Watson has poo stained undies.
where's 190
>>218542752Moved to mumbles
>>218542752Hackney
190...whatever happened there
you guys ever tried canes?
Pasta or pizza? What do lads prefer?
>>218542800Me
>>218542794Tuna pasta with grated cheese, mayo, mustard and capers
>>218541831>>218542794Really nosy? Really?
DTFIC mega meltdown.This could get ugly, folks.
>>218542813FFS if this general didn't crawl at a fucking snails paste towards the end I would have got it
being a gooner is depressing
>>218541327i do YUM YUM!!
>>218542185>>218542185>>218542185
>>218542855That thread’s going to be deleted.
right then
>>218542825>Tuna pasta with grated cheesethat i could do. im not adding mustard or mayo and i dont have capers.
oh my DAYS
what's he playing at
TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIARODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY
