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>>218580768

so does everyone in new zealand and australia have a great grandparent that was a rapist or thief or something

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He really is the most spineless coward ever. Stfu and get us back into the EU. Also, love to hear what brexiteers think of Brexit now if they're not already dead

alri

-----------------
^lad line post under to get in^

despise continentals
fuck the EU

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Poo comes out of this
Crazy

>>218580826
it's stored in the buttonks

>>218580805
Even reform have taken a stance

>>218580793
everyones probably got a great grandparent who did something criminal. Australia was the penal colony, New Zealand was never much of a penal colony though some of them did come here, nothing like australians though

off work today might play some dota xo ;3

>>218580846
>Even reform have taken a stance
pretty inconsequential compared to the party in charge taking a stance

>>218580793
Many of them got transported for quite petty crimes like stealing handkerchiefs

>>218580805
we should step up military spending, but not on american equipment

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>>218580768
>>218580781
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyd_massacre
Three days after Boyd's arrival, the Māori invited Captain Thompson to follow their canoes to find suitable kauri trees. Thompson, his chief officer and three others followed the canoes to the entrance of the Kaeo River. The remaining crew stayed aboard with the passengers, preparing the vessel for the voyage to Britain.

When the boats were out of sight of Boyd, the Māori attacked the five pākehā (foreigners), killing them all with clubs and axes. The Māori stripped the clothes from the victims and a group donned them to disguise themselves as Europeans. Another group carried the bodies to their pā (village) to be eaten.[11][12]

>>218580874
fuck up mousey your nans retarded she walks up the stairs backwards

>>218580805
>Also, love to hear what brexiteers think of Brexit now if they're not already dead
It's fine, and it gives us a brilliant opportunity not to be dragged into European militarisation, not that Starmer will take that opportunity because he's a complete faggot

>>218580805
>Stfu and get us back into the EU
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice...

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nth for the baddiedem

>>218580895
erm based

>>218580882
>compared to the party in charge taking a stance
Yeah that's the point though, the party in charge is fencesitting

>>218580805
yanks > EU

Why do people think me posting about escorts is a gimmick? I'm clueless when it comes to interacting with women.

im satoru gojo

>>218580912
>and it gives us a brilliant opportunity not to be dragged into European militarisation
that is very true actually
it seems like Starmer is (quite rightly) trying to play both sides for the time being but yeah unfortunately I can see him dragging us into the EU's wars to defend some Eastern European or Baltic shithole

>>218580925
>>218580944
i'm sure these two posts are exactly a minute apart for no reason in particular

>>218580897
rubbing my belly while making eggs and bacon ;3 xo

corbs shouldve won
it was this countrys devon loch moment

>>218580805
>Stfu and get us back into the EU
eww

>>218580793
>Offences for which People of Great Britain could be sentenced to Transportation 1760 – 1790

>Aliens returning after being ordered out of the kingdom.
>Assaulting and Cutting or Burning Clothes
>Assaulting with an intent to Rob
>Bigamy, having more than one Husband or Wife.
>Counterfeiting
>Cutting or stealing Timber Trees and etc.
>Embezzling Navel Stores.
>Grand Larceny, which – comprehends every species of thief above the value of 1 Shilling, not otherwise distinguished.
>Manslaughter, or killing another without Malice.
>Marriage, solemnizing clandestinely (secret marriage).
>Petty Larcenies, or thefts. Under One Shilling.
>Receiving or buying Stolen Goods, Jewels and Plate and etc.
>Ripping and stealing Lead, Iron, Copper and other precious metals. Or buying or receiving metals.
>Stealing or receiving when stolen, Ore from black lead mines.
>Stealing from Furnished Lodgings.
>Setting fire to Underwood.
>Stealing Letters or destroying a letter or Packet, advancing the postage and secreting money.
>Stealing Fish from a Pond or river, fishing in enclosed Ponds and buying stolen Fish.
>Stealing Roots, Trees or plants of the value of 5 Shillings or destroying them.
>Stealing Children with their apparel.
>Stealing a shroud out of a Grave.
>Watermen carrying too many passengers in the Thames, if any drowned.

>>218580944
you've been asked repeatedly to show us any of the multiple communications you've had with them. but you conveniently ignored every single request. thats why people think its a gimmick.

>>218580987
>>Aliens returning after being ordered out of the kingdom.
we should bring this back
dump 5 million pakis on you

>>218580987
>stealing children with their apparel
stealing naked children was a lesser charge I suppose

>>218581017
rorke jerk chicken etc

>>218580987
>Stealing Children with their apparel.
Children without apparel is fine then?

>>218581028
looks like your knob has spotted a squirrel outside

mines bent but not that bent

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>>218581028
mine is bigger

got this weird feeling
almost like forlornness and dread of knowing some things are inevitable to happen, like my beloved pets or mother dying and there's nothing I can do to stop it

>>218581028
jesus christ lol

>>218581036
scream

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>>218581028

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RAM costs $1000 so my own murderer/rapist can be created...

>>218581052
It's Blue Monday mate

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>218581068
kek

>>218581079
No need to gatekeep mate, plenty of anime to go around

just realised my mum bought me this really nice weekly planner thing with all these cool features but I didn't use whatsoever and it's now out of date
she must have spent a fortune on it and I never even bothered to use it, this gift she bought for me
fuck's sake

Nigga got that croissant knob

>>218581109
how fancy can it be? doubt it could be so nice that she spent a fortune on it
what brand is it

widows peak
how to tell if receding or widows peak
finasteride side effects
finasteride erectile dysfunction
minoxidil side effects
caffiene shampoo legitimate

5/7 reform MPs are former Tories lmao

>>218581132
'Molly & Rex', it has all these features, was from August 2024 to December 2025 but I only used it once

>>218581146
So? Most Reform voters are former Tories too

you lads see that lad's dick? talk about being bent LOL

not sure why people post cartoons of women, it's not like you can have sex with them can you

>>218580805
>Stfu and get us back into the EU.
Fuck off traitor retard
>Also, love to hear what brexiteers think of Brexit now if they're not already dead
That it shows how pathetic you traitor rejoiners are. Anything happens on the world stage and you immediately want to sell our national sovereignty to a supranational union in which the only member with nukes other than us is France

It's fucking retarded

Canzuk is the obvious solution. The USA only exists because the continentals hate us and wanted to spite us

>>218581159
No they're not lol

>>218581119
corrrr corrrr

Get a glue stick, rub it on your head, shave your pubes, stick it on, buzz it all over with the number 3 so it's even. sorted, and not only does your dick still work but it looks comparatively bigger

We simply MUST join a military alliance with Eastern European, Balkan and Baltic shitholes, Rorke
It's the right thing to do

skinny yardie goons about to wake up please be mindful

>>218580895
>The Māori attack was in retaliation for the whipping of their rangatira or chief of Ngāti Pou, Te Ara, on his voyage back from Sydney Cove, New South Wales aboard the Boyd. Te Ara had been accused of onboard theft and was punished with a cat o' nine tails. According to another version, he was the son of a chief and had been punished because he had refused to pay for his passage on the ship by working as a seaman.[2] Local people were already tense and inflamed after a previous ship had brought disease to the area

>>218581205
>>The Māori attack was in retaliation for the whipping of their rangatira or chief of Ngāti Pou
Ooh kinky

playing mass effect andromeda (or ass erect andromeda (couldn't think of a rude word that rhymes with andromeda that isn't overly contrived) as i've been known to call it)

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>>218581164

>>218581223
I will have sex with this terrorist

>>218581164
>>218581223
can you go be obese autistic pedophiles somewhere else please

>>218580826
corrrrrr

just eaten 500g of mince chicken
Over 100g of protein!!!

playing total war shogun 2 or as I like to call it total war shogun penis

some say an attraction to fat blonde white women can be fatal, I say they're full of it

women love to clean, and they all love to cook steak

>>218581240
grim

Noticed a sizable difference between my dual n back results when I do it immediately after waking up and a few hours into the day

Brainberg definitely needs a bit of time to boot into gear

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>>218581238
bitch ahh malder crash out

hate having a shave my incel goatee every day, wish faceberg would either grow a full beard or fuck off

>>218581263
How is it grim? You don’t like chicken?

unc is COOKED, he is CRASHING OUT

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>>218581171
>you immediately want to sell our national sovereignty

want to make arrabiata but not sure how to cook the chicken I plan on eating it with

>>218581287
I can grow a very full moustache and beard but not on my cheeks

>>218581299
Not minced chicken, no
Much prefer breast or leg

>>218581286
why do you talk like that. why do you act like that. people are not like this in real life

>>218581324
Pan sear and then finish cooking in the sauce

wouldn't be caught dead eating mince chicken, or even a chicken sausage. those are red meat things

>>218581307
Grim that zoomers and gen a are only allowed to like black things otherwise they're too afraid of being deemed racist and being sent off to prison by Keir

>>218581327
Yeah but I made a pizza and the chicken was the base of the pizza so that’s why I had to use mince

>>218581169
no but i can't have sex with real women either

PAN NICE AND HOT

>>218581352
Thats a meaty pizza

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>>218581333
um nigga ur kinda crashing out rn

>>218581352
>Yeah but I made a pizza and the chicken was the base of the pizza
okay yeah that is fucking grim

you lot wouldn't believe how beautiful the women i match with daily on the dating apps are, you'd be gobsmacked as am I

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>>218581238
I don't listen to foreigners sorry

>>218581352
this guys making pizza bases out of chicken

>>218581376
are you a big fat maori chap

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>>218581370

>>218581366

Was actually banging very filling though

Stopped using dating apps 10 years ago after getting very few matches and having nothing to say to the matches I did get. very efficient way of making me miserable

>>218581342
Worried if I use chicken breast it will be really dry and bland

Was thinking to throw a couple of thighs in the oven but worried they might be bland too

>>218581395
>big
somewhat, over 6ft, over 85kg
>fat
not really, kinda, idk im insecure dont ask me about my weight
>maori
somewhat, mixed heritage
>chap
yea

>>218581398
this some kind of keto meme?

>>218581383
Try it

>>218581430
*wobbles your belly*

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>>218581379
cooked that malder like a kipper

>>218581432
Probably but I don’t do keto

>>218581409
you probably had shit photos and didn't write anything about yourself. or.... and i hate to say it, you might be chopped

>>218581429
No reason you can't use thigh fillets I suppose
Just season them well and they'l be fine
Could always grill and then mix in to the sauce once cooked

>>218581446
get your mucky roo paws off my puku, it's tapu

>>218581307
:skull::skull:

Mika hates brown people

>>218581430
you're better than me, 6'2 and 100kg
also maoris carry it well don't they

My hobby is going on to new or low reply /x/ threads and baiting the schizos by going along with their ideas just a bit but pointing out some but not all of the obvious logical flaws in their ideas.

bro unc is chopped fr

just heard sir Kiers speech to drumpf
Why is he such a pussyhole? If I was PM I would be threatening America with sanctions

>>218581472
as long as you aren't obese you can carry it well as long as you have an athletic build which I do (thanks ancestors)

MouseGOD x seasidemark link up

Need it or keep it?

>>218581493
True
I think about 10kg of it goes to my thick and plump arse which is a bit disconcerting as a 100% completely straight man

>>218581509
fucking hell a stream of a fat dosser watching that smelly fat dosser
is this Sacked Tranny?

rorke is BUILT for it

>>218581509
bloody hell that middle guy got fat

>>218581518
some women like mens arses and lick them and put their fingers in them, i had an ex like that

sorry there are too many people talking inside my head today

>>218580994
That would breach discretion

Sorry that would breach Larper-Gimmick confidentiality

>>218581550
fucking lucky cunt

>>218581554
right well everyone will continue to think its just a gimmick then

>>218581486
you can't threaten your owner

>>218580987
>Embezzling navel stores
Valuable commodity is that fluff.

honestly drives me nuts how obnoxious boomers and gen xoids are when it comes to illness at work.
they all think it's acceptable to be coughing and sneezing.
fuck off and die you subhumans.

shes got a good ear for music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE4AgFIK9Bk

>>218581469
Mika is a gorilla

stuck in life, me, I have nothing to do

>>218581520
>booty blasting those noodles
sluuurp

>>218581599
I toil in healthcare with people on immunosuppressants and bossberg still had a whinge the one time in two and a half years I called in sick.

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Reminder

>>218581599
This. Every time I've been sick these past 4 years is because my stupid genx coworker with whom I share my office thinks it's acceptable to come to work coughing his lungs out. Just wfh for a few days your entire job is sending fucking emails.

>>218581638
liking anime is gay enough to begin with but taking it a step further and being the sort of genuine human cattle who play gacha games and watch vtubers is a whole new level of pathetic

Zoomers will take 3 months off work with a case of "the blues", email in their notice the night before they're supposed to return and never show up again. Zillennials are the only generation to master workplace etiquette IMO.

>>218581666
>Zoomers will take 3 months off work with a case of "the blues", email in their notice the night before they're supposed to return and never show up again
Based

if god had wanted you to live he wouldn't have created me

>>218581666
love toilbergs reaction when someone does this

Need to learn Spanish so I can marry a afrolatina

>>218581666
What etiquette? Being a proper doormat with a built-in boot-licking feature? It's not the 1800s anymore

>spain
>spanish
why? why couldn’t it have been ‘spainish’?

If God had wanted you to work he would have given you boundless energy. As it goes, you're tired most of the time and feel generally run down. What does that tell you?

>>218581689
got chills reading this

>>218581171
What national sovereignty? Holy shit you're retarded, being out the EU just makes us complete nobodies at the whims of china, EU and America, going around with our begging bowl hoping for scraps of pity from these to give us a slither of GDP growth. Some fucking sovereignty.

I've been carrying over 9 days of leave every year for the past 5 years just in case I finally get the willpower together to hand my notice in

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>>218581666
generation ZASED

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>>218581638

I know normally brit gets a bit fruity but it was really fucking gay yesterday afternoon into early evening

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Got my favourite gacha game character to bond 70 over the weekend
30 more and I get a cool title

>>218581723
It tells me I wank too much. Maybe the Mormons were right, should be eating more corn flakes (without sugar)

>>218581727
This
We should join the European Empire instead and die for some made up shithole called "Lithuania"

Might watch Empire by David Olusoga for a well balanced view of the British Empire.

>>218581726
it's from tf2 kek

>>218581308
Yes the tories are shite that's why they're a dead party

>>218581726
*Gets his face caved in with a shovel*

>>218581638
Out of these two are human warships who are English only because the real ships were, three have English names but are unconfirmed to be actually English, the only English ones are black haired faggot on the top and maid in the middle from Hoyoslop and Kate and Emily from IM@S

>>218581743
It's alri spaki's back today so we can go back to his stale gimmicks like EW, binghams and food snobbery

Just had a little cry thinking about Ukraine as we approach the 4 year mark

>>218581727
Federate the Commonwealth and return to the world stage
I'll vote for it
Indians might be a problem though

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>>218581746
malders will hate this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-5Miyw7NJ0

>>218581575
Well they're retarded. What do I have to gain by lying? I come here for advice.

remember when leftypol started calling Ukrainians "ukies" to make them sound cute

How do normiefags find the time and energy to fit everything in? Like they'll work a 9-5, then look after their kids and take them to after school clubs and also cook meals, keep the house tidy, exercise and all that other shit. I have a 9-5 and only do about 2 hours of work a day, sometimes considerably less, and still find it a struggle to stay on top of everything else. What am I missing?!?

>>218581841
a body in motion stays in motion

>>218581841
>What am I missing?!?
Motivation and/or responsibility

>>218581834
You gain attention and quasi-fame in an otherwise empty life devoid of those things. The same reason everyone with extremely drawn out and tired gimmicks like yours does it

>>218581868
that's him eviscerated

have discovered the sublime joy of masturbating to facebook marketplace dress photos

>>218581856
how does one overcome fear in the face responsibility and facing losing battles? every time I work on growing or fixing my shit it's like pushing against a tide. I try to prepare myself for the worst and can't, so I just end up stagnating, waiting for the wave to swallow me up

>>218581666
Recent graduate refused to turn his camera on for his welcome meeting so now everyone thinks he's a retard and is giving him the cold shoulder

>>218581821
>binghams
Bigham's* and that's me not Spainers.

>>218581917
was it you?

>>218581902
weird freak

living in a state of constant sunburn
just don't like sunscreen, feels gross and I don't got time for it
yet I'm still pale as they come

>>218581943
skin cancer final boss

>breach discretion
nigga they're prostitutes not your patients

>>218581943
middle of winter mate, like 4C outside. stop lying

>>218581939
Nah I'm a chad zillenial who understands when you're being introduced to the team people want to see your face

we call it sun cream

>>218581943
fucking hate wearing sunscreen too
sunny outside today? time to apply an inch thick layer of fucking greasy shiny lard EVERYWHERE ALL OVER YOUR BODY FUCK YOU KILL YOURSELF
im going to give myself melanoma just to spite big sunscreen

>>218581943
know this feel as someone who lives in the desert
not a schizo who thinks it causes skin cancer, just feels uncanny. hate the smell as well

>>218581917
Hate recent graduates

>>218581905
Sometimes you need a shock, or to take drastic action like deciding to move somewhere new or quitting your job or cumming inside your girlfriend

They used to make orange-flavoured cod liver oil which was quite tasty but it was quietly discontinued and has never returned
Wonder if it was incredibly carcinogenic or something

>>218581997
Remember that Aussie song about sunscreen as well

>>218581997
It's doing the neck and face that really gets me

As long as you're in this thread you will call it sun cream. Biscuits not cookies. Ginsters not Four'N Twenty.

Got banana flavoured quaker oats
prefer the cinnamon one
also there's a difference between sunscreen, sun cream and suntan lotion apparently but I've forgotten it

>>218582048
slip slop slap
work of the jews no doubt

or just buy good quality sun cream and not experience all this

>going out

where does popw even come from?

any sunblock niggas in here?

>>218582063
mrs macs mogs four n twenty anyway

>>218582098
>wearing sunblock in the winter

too many UK flags in here
where'd that Indonesian go

not one single image posted in the last 50 odd posts

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>>218582139

>>218582142
man alive

>>218582142
exquisite

>>218582103
I like the adverts. I watch them on pie night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WP-kQAVkZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xosVGsrjFk

just almost went A over T on the new footstool my mum bought

I've gone bum over booby

maths is the gateway to doing anything technical or advanced
if you're bad at maths, you don't do physics/engineering/finance/technology etc.
maths is the key and I'm terrible at it

>>218582166
be more careful

>>218582157
if you rubbed your finger across that forehead an inch thick layer of makeup would come off like cake icing

>>218582166
i'm about to go D in your A

>>218581943
>>218581997
get better ones that aren't oily. even I know that

The escort gimmick fell flat today so they've gone back to their burgeoning "posting pictures from Booths Instagram" gimmick

>>218582155
there are men alive in here

>>218582175
Don't give up lad

>>218582190
oooo I hope they break out their Frasier gimmick next!

got a poo coming
AMA

>>218582157
>Micia
slag's called messiah

>>218582227
how do planes work?

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Tonight's kino

Wish we had a Booths around here. Even the nearest Waitrose is like 15 miles away. Stuck with fucking Asda, Tesco and the like.

>>218581841
Most people aren't doing all of that. Even rich people just get someone else to look after their kids. The truth is it's human to always want to cut corners and find laziness where you can.

>>218582238
internal combustion, same as poo

>>218582227
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

>>218582238
right well when the wing speeds up it is shaped so that the air flows at different speeds over the top and bottom of the wing and this causes erm.. upward pressure... called lift..

has he ever posted a pic of the escort? Would get a lot of (you)s l reckon

>>218581929
Didn't ask

>>218582278
>Would get a lot of (you)s l reckon
Says a lot about the STATE of this SHIT general

>>218582274
showed yer ma some upward pressure last night

>>218582269
OK great AMA but that's enough questions for today

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love these lads

>>218582288
melty

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For me it's the RS Cosworth

chicken pesto melty for lunch

>>218582319
thats an escort

>>218582319
coloured like my nans handbag

>>218582331
She's a beauty isn't she

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looking to the sky and enjoy the life

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I'm a little pepe short and stout

>>218582319
Yep the Cossie is the best car ever
Correct colour too
It's in Forza Horizon 4 and even the first GTA

>>218582341
here is my (you)

>218582361
and here is my nowt

First Time Eating Beans on Toast (I could eat this every day)

>>218582381
corr imagine

everyone having a quick wank

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When is enough enough

>>218582416
imagine what

got a lot of problems i need to sort out in thailand

is automation going to replace all the jobs and stuff

might put some magic jelly beans up my arse

>>218582514
might do

swedish influencer said on tv that she gets the ick from men who bring their own lunch to work and is now getting constant death threats

>>218582416
>>218582459
um

>>218582464
So this is water cooling

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ahehehehahaha

would it be wise for me, the cackling jackal, to invest in gold, or has the rush ended, so to speak?

>>218582542
lmao

>>218582542
/r9k/ will care about this
Use one of your beloved frogimages in the OP

>>218582575
loooool done him

botnet melty

>>218582542
As a fellow bring-your-lunch-to-work chad I agree it sometimes feels like you're a child doing it but it also depends on the type of food you bring.

>>218582575
sent that freak flying

guy at the petrol station was a bit too friendly. you work at a petrol station mate there's no need to be that cheerful.
I can't knock it I guess I just wasn't ready for it

>>218582575
>>218582583
>>218582598
right well this is a bit aggy

what was your nickname at school? mine was el bambino

leftypol spending all his wages on halal runtslop to impress his female colleague (she barely knows he exists)

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>>218582627
mine was the cackling jackal

ahehehehahaha

the same posts every day
screaming
melty
sent that freak flying
poo
wank
corrr

Feels like everyone's overcompensating with travel now that the covid bubble's worn off. It's all the normies talk about now, nothing else.

>>218581868
I don't give a shit about fame lad.

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Ok pups
My Twitch stream will return
Despite the parasite

>>218582667
it's their way of expressing despair the the state of our country without consciously acknowledging it

>>218582680
wtf has happened to you Mousey?

>>218582667
People are allowed to go outside and enjoy themselves

>>218582704
noooo they can't noooooooo *wildly unfunny apuimage.png*

>>218582665
school girls legs in tights

>>218582704
It's all they fucking talk about now. Travel travel travel. They'll try to talk about Trump or summet which goes "he's done something silly again" "Yeah". "Where are you off to then next month? I'm going ...."

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>>218582618

>>218582627
>What do you mean you didn't have a nickname?
>Well how then did your friends call you?
>Y-you had friends right?

>>218582746
Meanwhile you say nothing to them at all and cry to us because you're a cowardly virgin freak, yeah we know

Emmett loved Joker quotes

How do I last longer in bed lads?

>>218582763
bounced that bitter spiteful incel off the walls

>Edinburgh fire crews are responding to a major emergency in the Holyrood area, with the Rockstar North building taped off by police. Reports from people on the ground say there was an explosion on the premises.

GTA VI CANCELLED

>>218582775
Try getting in bed earlier

>>218582808
rorke not keen on them adding woke to gta 6 it seems

>>218582763
Fuck off

Blocked the toilet badly, toilet fills up with shit if I flush, scared of using the plunger

Spaki and his little henchman weasel at it again

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>>218582808

>>218582848
sort your diet out you fucking freak

>>218582832
never felt vaginal walls in your life have you looool

*adds /brit/ to the 2026 Japan trip group chat*

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>Shark Beach is a popular swimming spot
screaming

just popping down nitric acid lake for a swim

oo he's got the VPN out

Just reported heaps of posts

>>218582814
Unc tryna make a yn crash out

all I’ll say… big money never comes clean

>>218582856
howling
>>218582912
wailing

>>218582835
Have a look at that beak

>>218582766
He’s dead, let it go

>>218582912
Stupid travel cunts would rather die than not travel every month

the mousecord is loving this new Joker gimmick of his

got the lauren southern on

>>218582657
Sorry can’t take this seriously after that typo you made

it pie night

poo

get it made then

corrr might get a chicken and mushroom pie for lunch

New lad at toil sat next to me today
Seems nice enough but he was breathing really loudly through his mouth all morning so with any luck he gets sacked

>>218583041
Ah I’m jelly
I like pie

>>218583060
Leave the poor autist alone

>>218583036
i knew in my heart, that was the end of the cackling jackal gimmick. still, can't blame a jackal for trying, eh?

>>218583060
guy at my office has a tic where he starts grunting and growling and doing this thing that sounds like holding in a sneeze but he'll do it 10 times.
thought he was dying first time i experienced it.

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A bleak day

ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A LIFE RUINER BY WHICH I EAN TAKE A PATH IN LIFE WHICH CAN LEAD ONLY TO RUIN SO THANKS

>>218583142
¡UN FORASTERO!

>>218583158
screamin

>>218583142
And felt the need to blog about it here because you have no mates did you?

>>218583168

>>218583183
It’s a nice picture you bitter loser