AI gf edition
poo cumming out my arsehole
glod
>>218591487uncanny valley shit
It's time for a change, /brit/! Today marks the beginning of the positivity era! No more posts about loneliness, no more putting other anons down. We must come together as family unit, and uplift one another at every turn. We have been depressed, miserable, apathetic, angry and overall unhappy for far too long! Something needs to be done. We must be the change we want to see. I look forward to many pleasant interactions with each and every one of you. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day, and subsequently the rest of your lives.Cheers!
poo scream
>>218591577good post
>>218591577Kanpai!
depressed, miserable, apathetic, angry and overall unhappy
>>218591577nigga I ain't reading that
>>218591577>as familyI’d be willing to put good money on half of the posters here tearing each others throats out if they met in personGood post though.
taking the missus dogging
>>218591577sadly couldn't read this post, no attention span you see
does a poo make a splash if no one is around to hear it?
>>218591575
>>218591577But this felt like just like my family with all the bitterness and nagging
>>218591577Come together, heh, are we getting a game of soggy biscuit on the go
Clue gainer does write some hefty tomes but they’re always good imo
>>218591660the person doing the poo would hear it
Right then when's the Londonanon /brit/ meet up
hate my stupid shit life please kill me
so whens the meet up
>>218591687not if they're deaf numbnuts
bus fares went up againim f*ckin fumin!!!!!!!!
>>218591701Last week, you missed it
Sir Charles Bigham, always.
what sex positions shall i try with the escort on my next visit?
Death to the bourgeoisieDeath to their lapdogs
'member when we tried to troll those pony cunts by telling them to meet up at a random pub in London in their own meetup thread and the cunts actually showed up and had a good time without us.
too many forens
shaggers are normies in the middle of the bell curve incels will either be the biggest freaks going or elite human capital
love ford escorts me
>>218591763good post
>>218591706Now now, we'll be having none of that.
>>218591763alri Lenin
can tell the new bloke at work doesnt like mefuck him
>>218591805Right then I'm not getting paid to post here
>theo Walcott made £78millionInsane how wealthy mid athletes are
They could make better quality cars for affordable prices if they just cut the bullshit
>>218591805maybe he has a crush on you and is trying to hide it
reckon hooves-art will get my knob going
>>218591694Our next PM
>>218591826>>218591852you know what if he doesnt like me then i dont like himfuck him
>>218591874Now then Jesus taught us to love our enemies didn't He
DJT is going to invade Europe unless we give every peace prize we haveDont suppose any of you lot have one do you?
I've become very focused on learning every little detail about 9/11 for some reason and it's not really making the depression go away
getting really sick of all this positivity
>>218591831Don't you guys have Chinese cars? Unreal peng
If we could get paid to post here I would literally be the most dedicated worker on the planet because I spend upwards of 12 hours a day here
daily japanese thread is going to invade europe?
my gf :)
yeah so basically as in 1943, it's Europe against Judeo-American Plutocratic Capitalism and the Asiatic Bolshevist Horde
>>218591930Right then thought revealing to people you were a janny was a no-no?
>>218591894No no, that's our neighbours lad.
Why do artists make porn of a cartoon character and make that cartoon character behave completely differently from their usual behaviour
*presses the silent janny alarm before political sperging starts*
>>218591706do it yourself you lazy bastard
>>218591981Right then but I also hate my neighbor
>tfw starmer is the most sane choice at the next election
*presses it again*
>>218592008log off 4chan mr keir starmerist
>>218592008can always vote for me if u want x
>>218592032didnt realise there was a bender party wahey
>>218592008no he isn't lmfao
gfblatt thinks we're doing vegan januaryhad a big filthy kfc today at lunch in toil
>>218592008
sir uma streamer
>>218591920have you seen this video? has everything in real timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx8_Pumdkpg
queer stamer
>>218592063He went live this morning at about 4am playing more Shakespeare but I had to go to sleep
might put some limmy on while eating
Mao Zedong has just divorced his wife, shipped her off to the Soviet Union where she stayed in a mental asylum for the rest of her life, and then he married a younger actress woman
you lads remember that hawk tuah lady? she's a monkey now. pic related
>>218592068Yeah, it's a very well-made video
>>218592112Hawk tuah and shit on that thang!
>>218592088his wife was probably a boeurgiue
>>218591916woke bir beer barmer not sleeping tonight
cheadle
do you use a "hot sauce" /brit/?
>>218592088Wait until you get to Jiang Qing
>>218592112
>you mistyped the captchayeah? well i didnt TYPE it did i you stupid CUNT
I don't know what it is but something is calling me to stick a bet on monaco beating real madrid tomorrow
Bloke who lives near me has a reform uk flag hanging out his windowGoycattle
>>218592160yeah I saw that lol, completely forgot about her until now and had to research
>>218592192DC;VR
>>218592192That’s Rorke for you. Loves his wee flags doesn’t he?
Your all so funny Reading your posts out to my mates, playing them all off as my witticisms, down the pub and they're buying me pint after pint due to their laughter
can't wait for the toilfus reaction to my haircut tomorrow
>>218592236my favourite gimmick
I didn't realise it was actually real, I thought it was an Onion meme or something
>>218592187Tell me how it goes and I'll do the same.
reform are the only party who will be able to kick out labourwe need ex-tories who know the workings of governmenti want immigration down, but to a sensible level, saying net zero is unachievable
>>218592192he's a legend
Mad to think some people just sit here all day shitting out posts into the void and never get a single (You)
Rorke wearing his Reform FC home shirt on the bus to the Jobcentre.
>>218592249>>218591916Oops sorry lad I didn't see you posted it already x
why did Mao have that goofy haircutwhy do the North Korean leaders have that same goofy haircutthey should have Foden's hair
>>218592280its alright mate x
>>218592277only my worst posts get (you)s
>>218592279rorke entering the jobcentre only to find that the immigrants have emptied the place out
>>218592249Based, love are Donald. Proud that he’s still making leftist cucks seethe worldwide :D
>>218591487>tfw no big dick dom trans ai gf to forcibly feminize mei suffer
It's the best time of the yearThe World Economic Forum 2026 has officially begun
>>218592330Leftypol in attendence
handsome dudes realize after the age of 30 there is no more ugly or handsome men. There is only rich or broke
>>218592327What is wrong with you
voting for the Communist Party myself
>>218592249that's what i always think and then it always ends up being real. he has zero sense of propriety or decorum, his narcissism is out of control he's honestly like a toddler
cant help but laugh along as Trump dicks yurop around
>>218592330corr globalistsyes please!
Thought I lost my chess skills but I got it back
>>218592358if you think about it we have nothing to lose but our chains
>>218592249seems reasonable if it is true that theres no written documentation only a boatlet him have it
>nigel far
gonna be megabants when trump dies and all the nuts think he's been murdered but in reality he was just a gross fat blob
hawk poo more like
>>218592372what's your elo
>>218592390Xanderposting making a comeback
>>218592366i understand his frustration. europe cant even be arsed to defend its own countries. they're completely happy to be overrun with foreigners and other 5th columnists.
rape puah
>>218592446Noone asked
>>218592430never left
nigger farage is controlled opposition
>>218592249trump always providing the bantz
elo mah
>>218592457yet they were still told. curious.
>>218592446>they're completely happy to be overrun with foreigners and other 5th columnists.but so are americans
>>218592462delete this one mate
>>218592390>>218592458he will NEVER be Bradley
>>218592462trvke
>>218592378scran for thought
>>218592249facebook/linkedin boomer writing style
>>218592462
>>218592382deboonked
Male life starts after 30.
>>218592423300
>>218592514just checked the post countit might be time
might burn a cd to see if I still feel
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
Look at this cow scratching herself with a stick
>>218592249He writes like a fucking toddler. Does he not have any Comms person or something?
nth for the gyaldem
>>218592589>Commssounds like communism to me
>>218592589Average yank
erm lads?
>>218592518alright but still just let him have it and we can defend the arctic from russia and china
>>218592605Isn't this off-topic, advertising, avatar and extremely low quality?
>>218592634BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>218591577
>>218592572rum cow its got a knob mate
>>218592634this is mongol erasure
>>218592462dc;vr>>218592008dc;vr
Mao Zedong had decided that making shit quality steel is more important than food and has killed about 25 million people in doing so. Bit of a blunder
>>218592634and china and russia?
>>218592680That's an udder
>>218592634mad that mongols, ottomans, arabs and bantus aren't u therealomst as if this list was bullshit
>>218592605what do they actually do?
If I were American I would buy a gun and shot myself in the head
poo o'clock soon
>>218592605Think this counts as an avatar mate
>>218592725up* almost*
>>218592723some udder
Seen a few pics of the fatfu from a few years ago and she really was quite peng!
>check finances because payments aren't in yet>see an unknown outgoing>remember I set up an ISA months ago that automatically takes 100/month>check balance>almost 600 quid already that I didn't even know aboutStupid people like me can save money effectively by setting up payments, forgetting about it and reaping the benefits. I didn't even feel it, so I'll increase to 200 quid a month. 2 and a half grand a year.
>>218592730if i were american id buy a gun and shoot you in the headmad how life works out isnt it
>>218592727stream video games
>>218592756cash isa? hope notshould be an s&s isa, put the 200 in and auto-buy vwrp and then forget about it
realising that I might be some sort of insectif I'm not being given a task or ordered around in some capacity I lose all sense of direction and shut downi'm like an insect following the pheromones of the queen, if there's no pheromones to follow my life is over
>>218592747The cow is called Veronikahttps://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/jan/19/back-scratching-cow-veronika-bovine-intelligence
*rubs some pheremones on my nob*
>>218592774me when mousey asks what he should do
>>218592756i just don't have anything to spend money on
>>218592855there's a book about this
>>218592605
>>218592899I'd be very interested in reading it if you remember the name
>>218592899that book's name?
>>218592936lolita
>>218592936a bug's life
>>218592899Metamorphosis? (I've never actually read it)
>>218592936antz
>>218592855Any Chinese ancestry?
Got a pizza in the oven
>>218592936the big book of poo
Post THAT webmYou know the one
>>218592936yhe binble
got wanker's cramp lads might be the end of me
I have designs on /brit/
pint of doom bar costs £5
One Isplaying`Sonic Labyrinth` ..theBestSonic The Hedgehogvideo game !!
>realising that I might be some sort of insect>if I'm not being given a task or ordered around in some capacity I lose all sense of direction and shut down>i'm like an insect following the pheromones of the queen, if there's no pheromones to follow my life is over
>>218593011
Mao Zedong is feeling insecure and is forcing people to like him. About another million dead as a result
right well
>>218593038Huge larp, struggling for far too long
shan't be clicking that one
>>218593038LMFAAAAAAOOOO
don't post any webmsnone at all
>>218592860troon cowcant make it up
>>218593085bvsed *frogimage*
>>218592969i think that's a book about a girl who degenerates into prostitution and then kills herself
>>218593038haha thats crazy x
>>218592756filled up my ISA this year already and got another 20k waiting in my GIA
>>218593069kek that is me
>>218593103Coupla skanks
>>218593085she is my wife
might have a cheeky glass of pinot grig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dQRLUDwnYklook at this cunt move
>>218593099
>>218593038
>>218593131>>218592799>>218592756how do you even get started with all this
>>218593163sexsex
do believe I just watched a dyke choke to death while fingering herself
>>218593174um meant for >>218593011
>>218593176got a direct debit every month to stick 1.6k in my ISA and 2k in my GIAjust set it and leave it
>>218593208200k lad?
>>218593176fucking around with the money in a current account before realising it probably should be in a savings account before being raped by taxable interest before putting it in an isa
>>218593134elle sexodakota goblino
cant stop sucking on those nicotene pouchesgonna make me knob drop off if im not careful
>>218593038hope this is a larp
minecraft diamond watch on my wrist
>>218593038what did i miss?
alri
>>218593168kahteem! KAHTEEM! KAHTEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
>>218593167cute. 16 inches and he knows how to use them
>>218593223...yhshould be ~250k this year if i play my cards right
>>218593285glad i missed it
>>218592919>>218592605seen that webm of some guy cumming in soogs' arse and then it dribbling out onto the carpet
>>218593313What happens in the little gherkin?
>>218593169slags love those giant teddies
>>218593330retiring by 40 inshallah
hello you absolute legends
official /brit/ opinion: Mao Zedong bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7oX_zx9Yr8
that's the way daddy likes it!
>>218593394do myself in probably
>>218593369I never said thisdon't you ever say this
really not a fan of nanberg's deplorable behaviour of late
made guacamole
>>218593313arr ziedy should be posting in the old about now
>>218593432probbaly got dimention al sighmers
>>218593407that's the official /brit/ opinion. Don't like it then leave. Simple as.
Most men with sense end up with non-white wives. Just makes life a lot easier
>>218593460no she's all there, just thick as pigshit and annoying to be aroundI do love her though
craving a barolo
should not have to put up with UK English terms and spellings in my mechanical texts. The UK hasn't contributed anything meaningful to automotive, motorcycle, mechanical, or aerospace engineering in 80 fucking years
>>218593432m8 of mine's nan started getting into bed with him in the middle of the night while he was asleep when she started losing her marbles
rorke trying to name his horses on red dead as ethnic slurs
>>218593530ahem
if i save £100 a month i can comfortably retire at 250 years old
My nan's alright but she's gotten a bit mean recentlyshe was over for Christmas and she kept calling me fat boy every time she saw me eatingto be fair I was eating a fair bit but really there was just no need
>>218593623absolute sex planeits a disgrace what they allowed to happen to the british aerospace industry
what's the most comical kink you've come across, if you can't think of one then just come up with a comical kink to please me>>218593567just a day or two after martin luther king day no less
>>218593630should have called her old goat every time you saw her
>>218593648thatcher did this
>>218593753
I'm turning 64 next summer. Should I rent a cottage on the Isle of Wight (if it's not too dear)?
>>218593753Jesus mfs will post this on facebook then say they think gays should burn in hell
>>218593776I understood this reference
>>218593776yeh sounds nice get one near the sea
I’m voting for Rupert Lowe!!
>>218593898ridiculously early
>>218593344Now that’s a fit slag
>>218593768"I have sinned for I have betrayed innocent blood.”*burns 30k pieces of carats on standard character banner*
what's he fucking playing at
janny raped us
You get what you fucking deserve
DTFIC wipe out
retarded leaf btfo
must be nice
first
>>218594425*gives you a hug*
>>218594425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgdJjKHe7hY
>>218594247American schools have their own police forces, especially in the southerly states like Texas. The officers give kids tickets that stay on their permanent records. In other words, throw a paper aeroplane at a teacher and it could hinder your job prospects until you're in your sixties and ready to retire.Crossing the street at the wrong angle is illegal.Collecting rainwater is illegal.HMOs are rampantly enforcing their NIMBYism.Tens-of-millions of illegals have flooded into the country and spread to every state.I like the US, I admire their history and culture, but their delusion is remarkable.
point proven why using a DTFIC new is never a good idea
>>218594425I've never had a gf either but the affection I get from female colleagues at toil kinda numbs the painyou should probably get a few friends though lad, I dunno how you can cope without those
Meltdown
dtfic batty getting that cronem baton
>>218594459>I dunno how you can cope without thosehaha you'd go mental without a single friend haha absolutely ruddy mad ahaha
Asian women with gigantic arsesMake it so
>>218594509the technology simply doesn't exist
>>218594459>I dunno how you can cope without those...yh... haha
Would anyone buymouseLord merchwith no logos on it
Told you so
no one care me
my closest friend is my flatmate but he doesn't like me and we only see each other every few days
>>218594558
Make. It. So.
Janberg deleted all my posts but didn't ban me lol
>>218594619>>218594619
>>218594592Meant. For. >>218594556
whats up with that brooklyn beckham fella thennot right in the head is he
got a big floppy willy
real non-early new>>218585268>>218585268
feeling frisky x
>>218594620>>218594634:|
>>218594606yuhh dey gave you dat s-curve baton
swing my doswing my doyea you know they swing my do
>>218594684
>>218594690>>218594690>>218594690
Testicles
>>218595359>>218595359>>218595359
