do you like my eggs? edish
I like women
>>218595359How do you like them apples
>>218595359I don't know. It's just a picture.
>EmployedWoman>Is a man
need an aussie gf
pinkpantheress sex arse
How do you find motivation?
Find 2 stars with 4 spikes
>>218596981>is sacked
>>218597193she is so fit
got a glitter lube, glass plug, vibrating plug, double-ended dildo strap-on harness, lace body-stocking, fishnet tights, thigh-high latex boots, chastity cage, nipple clamps, spreader bar, ball gag, collar with leash, lace gloves, silicone dildo in every colour of the rainbow, vibrating wand, crotchless panties, leather mini skirt. anal beads. harness bra, pasties, handcuffs, lace choker, edible body paint, pegging kit, jewelled butt plug, pussy pump, cum towel, stockings with seams, cat ears headband, PVC corset, gimp mask, glow-in-the-dark condomswank planned for later
why are so many managers getting sacked this seasono
>>218597174But you’re fat and ugly
Not sustainable is it
I eat that at least 3 times a week.
such a dirty piece of shit im installing a porn blocker so i can't tempt myself
>>218597245>this seasono*spaniard alarm starts blaring*
have a nice wank then
aff tae bed
>>218597270nigerian birth rates are crashing pretty hard, in 2000s the UN predicted there would be a billion nigerians by 2050, now they predict like 400 million.
Evening team. Feeling a bit low tonight so might get an early night
>>218597247not either actually
>the boring pills arc
i'm just waiting for them to tell us they've shit their pants cause of the pills
well thats not very nice
>>218597281that’s a bloke in a dress with elf ears
>>2185973027 hour day is it?
>>218597313just stop taking them then
>>218597341many are saying thishaving fun on /bwit/ is better than being a zombie
currently having a poo, bum is well shittymad really
drain gang
ok bye
is he going to stream the "uma" game
he was live at 4am last night but he was just listening to shakespeare in silence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90WD_ats6eE
I'm upset because you're not here muchits called caring...
pooing until i'm poo in the facedunno thought that was alright. might go to bed to be honest
>>218597367cor spaff
are there any good albums coming out
im sleeping 12 hours a day
it's interesting how old germanic terms like mouldwarp and flittermouse survive in yorkshire dialectevidently we are much more in tune with the natural world than your average brummie or cockney
>>218597432cor
Cough still not gone
might create a gimmick where I reply to a random post and say "i created this gimmick"
can someone explain to me why the uk government wants to go to war with the biggest military in the world over a danish island?
>Cough still not gone
>>218597443must be nice
well stop fucking sleeping 12 hours a day then
Bender it like Beckham
our shield gang alliance
drain gang ceo im the ice king now
>>218597482c'est fini
when do the aliens arrive?
>>218597525I love this pic
>>218597543i created this gimmick
>>218597476has there been a catholic resurgence among young people in ireland yet
me? i've turned 4chan into a text only site. I cannot see your images of videos nor can i see any replies to them. Simple as x
>>218597553https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcAp4nmTZCA
>>218597555no you didn'twhy would you say that
>>218597566yes. all the zoomers are going to latin mass and listening to nick fuentes.
>>218597448No-one cares about your cringeworthy Poorthern slang Go focus on praising your Paki neighbours as you all normally do
>>218597577he did i was there when he made it. I remember tapping him on the shoulder and saying "mate this one is going to be your legacy"
Prince Harry to testify in tabloid case
>>218597586nigga it's heathercunt
>>218597569Damn I thought it was a random pic, now I can't use it for a cover of my EP.
>mouldwarp >flittermouse
pinkpantheress pussy slot
ate beans for the first time in 20 years todaywas alright i suppose
>>218597614me when someone asks what plant covers the heathland
Stars have points not spikes, dumb retard website
>>218597641really cute tummy
coping with loneliness by watching vtuber streams
>>218597676sounds like a bad coping strategy
>>218597676Wanna go fishing?
coping with hunger by watching mukbang videos
REPORT: CHEADLE IN FLAMES
>>218597676careful lad, your on a slippery slope which ends in you becoming the next gyaldemfreak or carlybender
if you think mass in a dead language you can't understand gives a +10 holy bonus you might as well just cut your cock off and pretend to be a womanthere's no difference between them
>>218597676go for a walk
someone reply to me rq i need to test something
>>218597716doubt things can get worse i'm already a closet tranny
>>218597720...yhthis is why tlm is a thing that only larpers give a shit aboutit's cool but people place far too much importance on it
>>218597734ok baby cakes x
>>218597740we must remove all idolsbomb cathedrals
feeling sadmaybe a good poo will help
Cunts blasting loud music outside at 11 pm. Three guesses for what colour they are
only boring bastards here then?
currently blasting loud music outside
>>218597739dysphorialad?
>>218597703this was me during covid lockdowns. kept myself from overeating by watching nikocado avocado
>>218597778bluehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
>>218597772well idols yesthink there's a place for cathedrals though because they look very peng
why would you cope with loneliness by watching people pretending to be cartoon characters instead of just watching regular people
>>218597778You're a cowardly cunt,. Stop blogposting and man up, incel.
If you don't go outside you can't get mogged
Just filtered the word incel
>>218597644Why was today the day you decided to eat some after 20 years?
>>218597804
>>218597804why would I care about that?
>>218597789?nah just another bent freak, there's a lot of us here
>>218597831just got them on my breakfast usually cba with them
>>218597795I find a fishing lake for sale in Bulgaria. It's perfect. Then I realised it in a gypsy hell hole. Might just kill myselfhttps://bg.house/property/bulgarian-investment-50-000-m2/
>>218597798vtubers are a lot more expressive than typical streamers
always found baked beans foul honestlymore the sauce's fault than the beans really
>>218597838Got that Chechen beard
The lad up there hadn't popped open a can of beans on his toast in 20 years....just plain Un-enGlish IMOYou'd think he'd have a breakfast w/ beans on the plate or whatnot. The classic w/ blood pudding n fried tomatoesBut he said no not in 20 yrs, not a single bean
>>218597867yeah they're pretending to be cartoons
>>218597896I’m thinking about thos beans
playing Fight Night Champion. Thanks for reading my post x
>>218597896yea it's just wrong matefucking beanless wrongen
>>218597476Being willing to go to war is not the same as wanting to go to war. The best way to stop it happening is to have a plausible plan to fight back and to show it to the would-be aggressor.Irish military is very weak
Spaki on his 3 VPNs calling people incels all day from 7 am to 11 pm
>>218597864Did you check the demographics? How do you know? I mean in any rural area you would find gypsies but they are a lot better than the outskirts of the city slum gypsies.
>>218597196(Southern)*
>>218597923you can just say he rattled you
>>218597864>>218597925Nice spot btw. Gets kind of cold in the north but you're used to that.
some of you are genuinely incels though so i'm not sure what the issue is really
>>218597925From what others have told me so I trust they're advice
>>218597936meltdown
>>218597586well they should. they should care about the history of the english language and the myriad dialects thereof. fucking idiot.>>218597632yes, good aren't they?
>>218597798certain types of autistics like cartoons because they are simplistic and the exaggerated faces and expressions are easier to understand
>>218597946I wouldn't know what to do with the land though
Bell them birds again lad
Scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?
>>218597992imagine the smell
Just back from watching The Fellowship of the Ring in the pictures lads. Was fucking class like. Really expected the place to end up packed out so booked a seat in advance only to get there and find 70% of the seats empty and me somehow still ending up sat next to some bird. She was quiet through the film and didn't use her phone though and even had a wee cry at the end. She seemed nice enough from the little I spoke to her at the end. Anyway, just still baffled how empty it was. Maybe there were showings last week or something and everyone who wanted to see it already had. Two Towers tomorrow.
>>218597992could at least have a coffee table in there
and the latest from the passed out lad who shit himself?
>>218598011did you arrange to watch TTT with her?
>>218597923>>218597962>act like a spacker>get called a spacker>assume it is some secret /brit/ personality cabal accusing you of being a spacker
>>218598011such a sad little man
old mate of mine says he wants to fuck my wife and is actively trying to convince her to leave mecurrently weighing up possible avenues for retaliation, don't want to escalate things though, just monitoring the situation for now while advocating for dialogue. hoping the whole thing just blows over really
>>218597957I would say that it would be mostly older Bulgarians, there would be turks and gypsies in some parts. I'd say 75/25 maybe.>>218597978You can grow grains and sunflower, that's where the wheat for our bread comes from.
>>218598035done him
>>218598011sounds comfy had a look near me but it's almost fully booked and I'd be anxious going on my own even if there were a few people there
>>218598021you’d love that wouldn’t you
right well Victoria Beckham apparently twerked on her own sons balls at his wedding party
>>218598049are you the prime minister of denmark
how muslim really are north africans?some of them behave like afghans and others like albanianscannae make me mind up
>>218598011just had a look cos of this post and seen Fellowship of the Ring is on at my local tomorrow so i'll be off to see that. Cheers lad x
/brit/ colony in Bulgaria
>>218598084hiding out from the wokepilled troonclown blueworld
>>218597804She looks insufferable tho, so who cares
>>218598011my sister is going to be doing this. aren't those movies like 4 hours long each
>>218598068I hate this wigger like you wouldn't believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p3RmFSc8EQmost of you lot
northern lights outside my housepretty :D
>>218598011Did you get her number?>>218598084I have two lad frens who moved here after they visited me a few times.
>>218597804hate orange womenwouldn't throw her a bone in a bone shop where all the bones are really cheap and throwing them is encouraged
>>218598033No lad, as I said I've booked all my seats in advance so it would be pure chance of she were sitting near me tomorrow.>>218598060Highly highly recommend it lad. The sound effects were great in the big surround sound system the pictures has and the music sounded like magic. Even the CGI looked really good still, even though I expected it to be exposed by being shown on so big a screen.>>218598075Good lad. Enjoy it. Is it the Extended Edition like this one was?>>218598094Yeah, was 3 and a half hours today. Tomorrow will be 3 hours and 45 minutes and then ROTK on Wednesday will be 4 hours 15 minutes.
>>218598105>i've been called peter griffin a lothaha hey lois remember that time i had a meltdown and punched mom unconsciouspedaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>218598105>I've been called Peter Griffin by a lot of people
Fictional story that is so boring it wasn't worth typing out.
>>218598133
I HATE STAR TREK
Surprised /brit/ doesn't have a cytube channel to watch movies with the lads
>>218598112NiceHow are they getting on?
>>218597804they both look WEAK
>>218598160Just don't watch it then.
>>218598153woman moment
the toil freaks do be sleeping rn
>>218598132>Good lad. Enjoy it. Is it the Extended Edition like this one was?yeah extended version
>>218598160nutrek isn't even worth posting for rage
>>218598170she looks like a tranny
just waiting for some cock
>>218598170actually quite sweet how they both look a bit confused and bashful after the kiss
blot outdoors' sex arse
smug couples, is it
Miami
>>218598167Pretty good, one of them came with his gf at the time (his wife now) the other one is head of a call center and has a bulgarian gf.
>>218598189toiling right this minute. Getting paid to post on /brit/ with a movie on in the background. Got maybe 45 minutes worth of actual work to do over 8 hours
>>218598160Wish I could girlboss my way through life like this queen
>>218598228reckon i could kill him in one punch
>>218598246What happens there
it's over
>>218598228braless hussy
>>218598267yeah alright gayboy whatever you say
>>218598228Just cannot imagine choreographing a little outfit dance and then setting up a phone and recording it a few times til we get it right. Just so fucking alien to me. Very 'if we taught a lion English, we would still not understand it' stuff for me. Perhaps paradoxically, I have no issue doing incredibly embarrassing things for a laugh.
>>218598091I don’t think you can escape that even in Bulgaria, they’re infamous for this bloke who was about 20 years ahead of the west.I’m thinking more about the low cost of living and 10% tax rate
Upgraded my machine to Windows 11. Didn't want to do it but needed the improved HDR support you see
Any reportable posts going
>>218598323This stuff is easily accessible to the female mind
>>21859833010% tax rate is pretty sweet. This guy was never a faggich, he has 2-3 children now and millions. I do hate him though.
what was the place with mutually beneficial multiculti?I need to check if we are on the right path to avoid future issues or even can overcome the present
>>218598360very grim to imagine growing up with a dadberg famous for that
>>218598347posting this from a 2012 Lenovo with windows 7
>>218597476The UK started WWII over a tiny strip of land in Poland.More recently, the UK tried to start WWIII over a tiny strip of land in Ukraine.Lately it is looking like Danish sovereignty is the latest excuse they have been attracted to in order to initiate a war.
>>218598404Yeah, but unfortunately everyone loves him here. He did good for himself considering his upbringing , he was born in a prison.
>>218598418Must be the most cutting edge PC in Bulgaria
>>218598445This is my 4chan late night browsing laptop. I can't believe it still works and it''s pretty good condition surprisingly but I take care of my stuff.
>>218598132i don't think i could last but then i'm a brainrotted adhd retard. being in a theatre always helps though. have fun tomorrow!
>>218598347more of an SDR man meself
>>218598298is he your boyfriend?
>>218598447cute and handy
>>218598447van sex with she
>>218598534Impossible to find 4k SDR torrents
>>218598447imagine the smell
>>218598602you'd like that wouldn't you, faggot
i would like to remind the Bulgarian that we don't post the Peters around here
>>218598642the cute ones smell nice>>218598674The Peters?
Is this real?
anyone been doing anything they shouldn't be doing?
>>218598695Peter GriffinWe just don't post them, they're not allowed, sorry
>>218598696top tier AI boomerslop
>>218598699Ive got nothing to hide and therefore nothing to fear
Eat Emma Watson’s pooBake Emma Watson’s poo into a pieFeed Emma Watson’s poo to the elderlyInvest in Emma Watson’s poo as a precious material Use Emma Watson’s poo as modeling claySpin Emma Watson’s poo on the pottery wheel Whack Emma Watson’s poo with a tennis racket Chuck Emma Watson’s poo at Kier StarmerSmush Emma Watson’s poo with a hammerDraw a sketch of Emma Watson’s pooPhotograph Emma Watson’s pooUse Emma Watson’s poo to fingerpaint
>>218598699Have I got a fucking story for you
>>218598696STAAARMMMEEERRR!!!
>>218598708Ok sorry, good to know.>>218598699Yeah, I had a new years resolution to quick ciggies but I failed on the 4th.
>>218598731roar
Got hungry and I dont have to be up early tomorrow. Not decided if I should have scotch egg and crisps. Or do a pizza.
rape
poo roar
>>218598745Had a good scotch egg in York years ago, good stuff. We do a meatloaf with eggs inside here but it's baked and the egg pre boiled and overooked by the time it comes out of the oven - not a fan.
>>218598381the emirates
>>218598456oh my god your such a fucking loser for having this on your computer
Have you seen this missing girl?Concerns are held for the 16-year-old's welfare as she hasn't been in contact with her family or friends since Thursday, 15 January.
burgers for dinner tomorra
hate living with my nigerian flatmates so much lads. they're absolutely allergic to not being loud as fuck in the small hours of the morning.
>>218598906why not play them at their own game?
>>218598863so did you pinch her or just getting horny for a missing underage girl
>>218598906i don't have this problem because i would never ever live with nigerians
>>218598906you live with your mum you little incel freak
>>218598945That's him well and truly done
>>218598906you at uni?lived with 2 for a year and one was from nigeria and the other was born and raised here and the difference was mad
he has multiple nigerian flatmates now
off to the shed, to feed.....something*thunder ripping through the sky and pans clattering in the distance*
>>218598831Britain has great food. The humble Scotch egg is proof.
*rattles the runt cage in anticipation of vittles*
>>218598916Being loud at other loud people doesn't really work.>>218598921Count your lucky stars, mate. Wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. Can't believe Leftypol shags these things.>>218598957No, flat sharing. And they're all born-and-bred Nigerians, Boriswavers, you see.
>>218598993Have you tried telling them that they're unwelcome here
>>218598863Find your posts very disconcerting.
wish uber eats did the old school canteenfiending a quiche and mini-pizza
fuck off the lot of you
>>218599055lmao seething incel
>>218599055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk
>>218598983>Britain has great foodYeah I talked about that here, don't want to repeat my story but I did enjoy it very much - and that's coming from a cookfag.
>>218599054gagging for a slab of school cake personally
>sleep the whole afternoon to be alone and quiet at evening>wake up>there is a power outage in my neighbourhood
>>218599100what's it like living in a tin shack
look behind you
i live very close to a major airport. i wonder what catberg thinks of all that
>>218598072the women are renowned slags apparently
>>218599188ask it
nothing behind meshut up and grow up
>>218599203how do you know
>>218599217rather not say
>>218599202she looks like she's gonna cheat on me
they should make an internet 2
feeling stresseddon't want to face the silence of night
right well that's helperlad being doxxed on /britfeel/ isn't itexpect a migration here from him
>>218599225she is known for it
>>218599081You are one of the good ones, Bulgarianon.
>>218599250r9k parasite
>>218599250he got doxxed ages ago
>>218599250you need to go back
mentioning that shithole is by far your worst gimmickpack it in
>>218599287>>218599298not reallydifference between keeping an eye on another place and actively posting innit
>>218599230https://named-data.net/
shoveling literal shite into my mouth
>>218599250He was doxxed years ago. Just mentioning his name or initials will get the jannies on you though.
>>218599255did I nail it lol? who is she?>>218599264thanks fren
day 796 of my /britfeel/ stakeoutstatus update: they are still freaks
been invited to a secret society of poo postersturns out emmayank is the 33rd degree
which general does r9k look down on?
Eurosissies status?
>>218599359I don’t think you’re allowed to post that.
>>218599327bobbi althoff
need a gf desu
>>218599381I believe I can
sucking a niggers willy
>>218599414For what
>>218599362We've got our best man on the job
>>218599425sex and other things
>>218599438he's just getting in front of the headlines; lad went awol and swam out there days before receiving the order
>>218599392Oh she's American, thought she was English, also has two kids - never would have thought that.>Divorced that bitch>>218599414same
>>218599438>>218599362mad how misleading these headlines are
>>218599470both true however
>>218599438Is it James Bond?
>>218599480the 1500 yank solders are on standby for Minnesota. Artic is one thing they're trained for but its not their specialty or first in line for Greenland. Also we didnt send a soldier, we sent a troop aka a group of soldiers.
hi there
Imagine how cozy it must be getting sent to a base in Greenland where you do fuck all but drink tea and watch telly
Sir Tony Blair
you're a bit mental you areyou need sectioning you do and all that
should eat but i'd rather die than cook a meal rn
>>218599536there are thousands of US soldiers in britain and I suppose that's what they do here
>he thinks its truly for minneapolis
>>218599543makes me laugh seeing him getting harassed by fake people like fake minitom
>>218599561be they go home and get thanked for their service after 2 tours of Dover
>>218599561Yeah but there isn't a -30 snow drift out currently
>>218599553I was too tired today when I came back home so I decided to fast.
>>218599414Cute :3
Sorry AI niggas, Greenland being invaded is worth popping your rotten bubbleHalfway through the article it quotes him yapping about the importance of AI
>>218599438Best man at giving Keir blow jobs.
https://youtu.be/x-k62Hjmu6w?si=gUdDRRX7fZsarFsSroaring
test poo
>>218599424are you really
/pol/tards got raped >/pol/ taken by their leftist counterparts (after they were kicked out of regular society to congregate on the internet (4chan) the leftists came here and virtual-raped them too) >those leftist poltards started invading other boards after total leftist victory on the first >/pol/shits, already despired, hated more since the constant leftist raping into total trannyposting submission making them even worse as posters/contributors to a community, becoming these leftshits that nobody likes not to mention that they arent right about anything nowadays, because they fall for every honeypot and gov psyop that existday of the rope for both soon
knocking off an hour early to go home and get paid to eat spag bolbossberg can't do shit
>>218599731get a life freak
>>218599731none of that is true, quite opposite in fact
>>218599759thats what 4chan has been telling /pol/tards for years; did it work? no, and now you are an immigrant here. an interloper. you would do well to remember what you are: raped immigrant
>>218599731not even going to bother reading this
>>218599788you are an extremely sad bastard, seek mental help
the raped immigrant (the online right-wing) is now telling people to seek out therapy! the irony!I hope I ruined your day because I am going and what you are doing it sitting there (at 1:20AM on a Monday) seething about it
Someday we'll all have sex with cartoons
>>218599863>>218599863
another leftypol melty is it
