brazil edition
>>218595359>>218596387>>218599850FOY + KYS JF.
fuck rio de janeiro
>>218599890why did he do it
>>218599893The only failure is the one you don't learn from
>>218599893couldn't take life as a toil freak
the only thing you can do is try to give another chance + also forgive the /pol/shits, as they have been raped, and the thing that leftypol loves the most is making people out to be poison, and what they want is for you to give up on the right and everything they do, because the left is evil and wants to segregate and isolate everyone they disagree with, and that is to inflict mental and emotional wounding upon them (the enemies)
Got the Midwest Safety on
>>218599893To live, to feel, to be human
>>218599863idgi why is he doing T pose
schizo melty
signing up niggers for australia’s farm work program
>>218599863> brazil edition
>>218599941he is embracing us all even you
shagging black queens from Australia's farm work program
>>218599973what a homo
This really is the thread for the raped
Why is Bradley Walsh /brit/s mascot?
>>218599999wasted
>>218599936kino
>>218599893aibot prevented from knowingly harming humans by asimovs laws, but aware of newtons laws.
>>218599974giwtwm
>>218600009pentadigits confirm brazilian man is a homo
>israeli flag starts posting>immediately starts shitting on Christfascinating...
>>218600048yeah it's almost like jews aren't fans of jesus, go figure
>>218599999He probably likes it when your guys boil him in shit
>>218600074
Darksydephil Ragequitting the Pokemon ZA DLC
gag
Arr rook same
im a house niggai shine cutlery
>>218600101Mine is almost as bad ngl
proper twisted, sinister creatures, homos
>>218600107Would shag em
Jamal Adams Washington Davies, reporting for farm duty sir? Yessir. No sir there must be some mistake. Australia Australia? You're sure about- yessir. Yessir. You too sir. Bye bye. *hangs up phone blackly* Wow, Australia... *runs to Atlas* Australia, Australia. *grabs magnifying glass* Hmm. *points black finger at Australia on a map* Bingo. https://youtu.be/3zXx0ReqOOI
Could I pass as a local in the United Kingdom? I think I look to gangster and masculine for a bong because most bongs can't even grow a beard until age 50
I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo.
We got Ethan Ralph in the thread
>>218600082we dont do that we're a civilized countryhere's an em-dash if you need one: —
>>218600191that's that fat cunt done
>>218600178>most bongs can't even grow a beard until age 50not sure what you are basing this belief on
got pulled over the other day and the cop looked like rorke
um
>we're a civilized country
might get a working holiday visa for straya
>>218600216Bet you felt like a right leftypol
don't all post at once now aha
2am poos
>>218600255no idea what this means or why it's relevant to my life
need to shag a peng tranny
noot eto. peng a sag ttranny
>>218600445>no idea what this meanssacrificing animals to bring about their antichrist prophecy or some shite>why it's relevant to my lifeleftypol wants to put a brick through your window / head because the government supports this country of nutters
wanking
*enters thread*
>>218600451any you got in mind?
snagged a great deal on some expiring cheesecake
*puts drill beat on" yo anon spit some bars
>>218600708how much $
>>218600724Sorry lads this was absolutely woeful banter, not sure why I posted that one
currently dipping cubes of cheddar in a the pot of colmans
>>218600632this is me...
a the pot of colemans
>>218600724mans in the whipop on my dickpump then he splithomo thugs my shit
Doing a bit of the old "Albanian Talcum"
gooner software engineer talking about edge cases. There's a joke there somewhere
>>218600756345 Kenyan shillings for about 220g
got the primative technology on
>>218600853>>218600853>>218600853Real new approved yarn
Wish I lived in the 1700s
>>218600923how do you know you don't
>>218600873pretty good. i only buy it when whole foods has the expiring ones on 50% off
>>2186009312026 innit
watched chernobyl episode 1 and now im worrying about itthat wouldnt happen here... righti live nearer to Heysham than id prefer rn
>>218600966no that type of reactor isn’t used in the uk
>>218600966yes that type of reactor is used in the uk
>>218600966nah the chinese are making our nuclear facilities
I am listening to sabatons new album and crying and heiling the air
>>218601005If you have to even consider doing this
>>218600966well done, you fell for the sub-90 IQ anti nuclear propaganda
just want to play some late night footy but can't get a single niggardly match on rematch
no clue who jason donovan is but apparently he got foreign teen girls soaked in the 80s-90s
>>218600997ktim
young fanny
>>218600923bet it was nice just living and working on a farm and not even having to worry about being raided by vikings or whatever
>What a fellow you are! You promise to come to dinner and then fail to turn up! Well, here is my magisterial sentence upon you. You must pay the money I am out of pocket to the last as, and you will find the sum no small one. I had provided for each guest one lettuce, three snails, two eggs, spelt mixed with honey and snow (you will please reckon up the cost of the latter as among the costly of all, since it melts away in the dish), olives from Baetica, cucumbers, onions, and a thousand other equally expensive dainties. You would have listened to a comedian, or a reciter, or a harp-player, or perhaps to all, as I am such a lavish host. But you preferred to dine elsewhere, - where I know not - off oysters, sow's matrices, sea-urchins, and to watch Spanish dancing girls! You will be paid out for it, though how I decline to say. You have done violence to yourself. You have grudged, possibly yourself, but certainly me, a fine treat. Yes, yourself! For how we should have enjoyed ourselves, how we should have laughed together, how we should have applied ourselves! You can dine at many houses in better style than at mine, but nowhere will you have a better time, or such a simple and free and easy entertainment. In short, give me a trial, and if afterwards you do not prefer to excuse yourself to others rather than to me, why then I give you leave to decline my invitations always. Farewell.
can;t now bcuz of WOKEand albo !!...,
>>218601111not reading any of that
>>218601116same here except it's woke and you know what
>>218601116tfw dad got up for the extra VB and you knew one of yous was getting whipped with the belt that night
>>218601139the rare good yank postmany thought it a modern day bigfoot
woke up this mornintrannies should be killed
>>218601116Chip shop nearest me does 4 fish and large chips for fucking $60. Country has gone to the dogs.
>>218601173they using swordfish fillets or what
often think about killing myself but dont like to think about how it would hurt my parents and grandad
we're chosen men
>>218601192yeah best not to do it really
>>218601173Cheaper than here
>>218601192we're dead soon enough anyway never seen the point in rushing itjust give up and become an alco or something. take the piss for short time you got left
>>218601173not bad really large cod and chips here is about 14 quid but to be fair the good chippies give you a huge portion for that money
>>218601049wasn't he bonking kylie minogue?
>>218601192the alternative to what probably immediately going to hell (suicide) is living a quiet life, going to church, and making peace with god so that you may go to heaven in the end
>>218601173>$60luxury.,,, !
>>218601229cor
>>218601237none of your mates here to perform for give it a rest
>>218601192it's absolutely horrible for everyone around the necker
>>218601264well they only have themselves to blame
>>218601116in giggling fits imagining a hyperborea edit but it's just families sat around eating hot chips and clips of go-go-stop
remember what they took from you australian man
>>218601202i suppose not. i used to think id try and hold out till they die. i didnt like to think about how much it would hurt my brother but knew is a strong guy. now he has a baby and by the time my parents are likely to go she will probably be old enough to be aware of it and i dont want to inflict that on her either. although maybe getting a cut from my parents money could go to her getting a better life, rather than me spaffing the money away. >>218601214ive seen enough. done enough. nothing will ever improve for me now. >>218601237i cant make peace with my god, let alone yours.>>218601264thats true. i had a cousin do it.
>>218601301They had the black wiggle on the morning news the other day and she was fit>>218601302didn't read but you should give staffing to the black wiggle a try, might help
>>218601302you sound like a melodramatic nerd to be fair
I used to live in a lighthouse on the victorian coast but had to sell it because it was haunted
used to live near a light house on the Victorian coastdressed up as a ghost to chase off a yank who was living in there
>longposting at 3AM
>>218601302Cheer up mate
>>218601341didn't read a single letter of his weighty tome
I'M PICKLE RICK
>>218601249>calamari AND octopuswell there's your problem, you only need one surely
>>218601318i'd give her my white wiggle iykwim
might try and book a doctors appointment. ive had cloudy urine again. had some skin infections as well lately. worried ive got diabetes are both are symptoms
america should take canada and greenland and everyone should shut up about it
also america should stretch to the panama canal
girls with braces
right thats the tesco order done
terrified of everything :/
>>218601503do u have a clubcard?
>>218601504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnnKv9SyQgo
>>218601509everyone does it's free
>>218601509yeah the website only applies it after though, some very shoddy design in parts i must say
releasing the chocolate hostage
going into the remote mountains and training my voice for decades then climbing to a mountaintop and screaming a ballad across the sky
Getting really pissed off
Castrating myself before my dad gets round to it
>>218600972>>218600978>>218600983>>218601014good to see so many nuclear physicists on /brit/
>>218601553worrying post
>>218601583Not even Freud himself could stop me
I want to go homeI don’t want to stay
>>218601594Why would he want to do that?
>>218601608To cure me
to be honest there are some fucking insane posts made here at all times of the day, but we just ignore them because that's just what we're used to
Just blow me the fuck up
watched "lord of the rings: the two towers" at the theatre
>>218601542beautiful post
Reading old /brit/ threads and crying
>>218601640get a grip you sad fucker
I’m going insane I cannot cannot CANNOT wait for summer I cant stand fucking freezing in this shitty ass house I hope this summer is FUCKING SCCCCCOOOORCHING
>>218601640Did you get popcorn
>>218601665no i smuggled food in
tung tung tung sahuuuuur
>>218601673What did you bring?Feel like you'd have to be strategic for such a long film
all jokes aside i hope you enjoyed your moviei think this is the first time you've mentioned going outside since i got redditflags.also we don't have to smuggle food in here lol you can just walk in with it in your hands
>>218601683a couple of bags of haribos
Nigga... I did not. Have. Sexual relations. With that woman?
>>218601696ok this is really greedy
fat shit
>>218601694What joke?>>218601696Don't know if I've ever had those before
>>218601740called him a sad fucker before x
>>218601493
>>218601749Not very funny if I'm being honest
>>218601767i thought it was funny
>>218601767it was supposed to be mean
>>218601757it's the implication...
>>218601694i went with a group of friends and then we went to the chinese supermarket after for some street yamming
>>218601773Hardly a joke then and it's not very nice.
>>218601789Ooo, sounds nice, get anything tasty?
Slathering myself in shit and running down the street
>>218601776of what
>>218601794these are the besti also got a chinese bamboo pepsi
>>218601789>street yammingWhat's that?
>>218601819don't worry about it
>>218601811Never heard of the Pepsi, had the crisps though and they are fucking lushDunno what it is about Chinese flavours of literally everything but they are insanely good.Did you open the bag and yam them all in the street?
fat cunt ate two bags of haribos then had a chinky with a bag of chips and a Pepsi
>>218601828mostly yammed in my friend's car actually
>>218601827Why not?
>>218601836but the car was on the street though so it's okay crodie x
gay little monkey at the apple store
>>218601819some term he picked up from heathernonce, a BBC spammerprobably something to do with BBC
>>218601853don't know who or what that is
miss the old nightcord before the extraflaggot chatroom and discord personalities
>>218601853That sounds extremely gay Not sure if I want to know more desu
>>218601853it actually refers to black people eating disgusting food, originally, then heathernonce used it to tell everybody that he steals cadbury puds (85p) and greedily unwraps them and scrans them in the shop lmao
*jumps howling through the screen through you through the wall behind you*
>>218601869you don't belong here so what makes you think you're in a position to complain about the thread quality
>>218601882just got chills
>>218601871it is>>218601887he's partly right although 'nightcord' sounds like some even more gay shit
>>218601628Why would have want to do that when observing your mental state before and after could potentially save thousands from making the same mistake?
>>218601887when did you start posting here?
>>218601892agreed>>2186018942016
>>218601631like when your on the bus
Over 100 thousand of 23 thousand posts about poo come from the UK. That's fucking concerning.
>homer bimpson
I live my life within the confines of a sixteen inch screen, just as my masters intended
>>218602021mine's thirty two inches
>>218602032Mine is 64 inches
>>218602032I see everything, you see half as much
>>218602032same
>>218602021i managed to convince several companies to make infrastructural and business changes with just my online shitposting de lad, and it even spurred an injunction in a major court case on the other side of the worlddon't discount the fruits of a life terminally-well lived online
What's the ideal time to masturbate before sex to last longer?
>>218602041we aren't asking your belt size
During the dictatorship, costumes had to be previously approved by the DCDP (Public Entertainment Censorship Division) before they could be worn in carnaval parades and other such events.If the costume hadn't yet been made, to be evaluated, costume makers had to issue a drawing to the DCDP censors for approval.
>>2186021345 minutes
>>218602149Despite this people still managed to slip anti-regime stuff into the shows. During the 1984 carnaval parade the caprichosos managed to carry a sign throgout half of the event hall the the "diretas já" slogan on it, demanding for the regime to step down and allow for democratic elections to take place.The regime would in fact step down from power in 1985 amid a turmoiling economic crisis, but democratic elections would only be held in 1989
>>218602144Done him
>>218602093woah
>>218602149This outfit is certified honkpilled
nobody:yank parents for the past 20ish years: ah yes, time to name my son "grayson"
*names my son 'cobson'*
your dad named you gayson
translation: son of gay
i hate women so much it's unreal
>>218602426bet she'd love him if he turned out to be a serial killer on the side
>>218602426do you love men?
The Asian Fanny. Divine.
too bad about the faces though
this 30 year old male model has the brain of a 17 year old
here comes the aforementioned KFC spaghetti poo
>>218602426>womenthe robots are already here brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS_z60kjVEkbetter start saving
whoa don't all post at once lads lol
>>218602727what gets you up so early
>>218602737not slept
poo
okay chaps off to bedkeep the thread going while I sleep yeah?
Australians are retards lmfao
Hola, buenos noches Necisitas medicina?
Buena Vista, si?
>>218602787That cant be right.
never learned to walk, never willyou know who walks? trannies
Soon as the alarm goes off catberg meows his fucking head off for food, can never just sit and veg in bed for a bit
>>218602923dogberg following me around whinging right this minute for her afternoon walkmaking a coffee first, she can wait
Remember chud: you send women messages like this, and….
ah yes more anime porn ads on /int/
walking my australianwell I call it walking, it's more like he slithers
>>218602945…you end up in court like this
6am and im more awake than ever. ive hardly slept right in days.
>brits don’t have forests they can just go walk through>living in a forest is unheard of for a brit>British people see a tree and take a picture
>>218603016ktim but months
>>218603023*posts a picture of a tree*
Hungry?
>>218603072stitched that fat mongo right up
did a typo in another thread, ruined my whole postnever leaving /brit/ again
Want to post in /cum/ but im scared they might not accept me
>>218603023I have wilderness the size of Europe I could go get murdered or die of exposure in if I likebit of a drive though honestly
>>218603093Half hate me, and I still post there
Are you guys getting torn apart by the loneliness nowdays or does it just kind of roll off you.I don't really feel anything. You feel emotions when you feel like you can do something about it. A man reaches a certain egg turning himself into a square peg and he no longer.
>>218603130I feel nothing
>>218603130been big on eggs for breakfast again lately
put my back out at gymtoil, now i've got an excuse to not work out for several days, get in
those of you waking around now for early toil, what's for breakfast?
>>218603210don't know
>>218603130it comes and it goes, as it were
>>218603210shut up
>>218603210Porridge with chocolate protein powder mixed in
Thought I could go for a run this morning but my ankles still bad
>>218603253alri biggun
what kind of psycho has it so together they're going for a run first thing in the morning
>>218603304the kind who doesn't fear getting stabbed by pakis
>>218603304did that in highschoolfelt like a machine the rest of the day
>>218603312my country is 95% white
>>218602829>garlic shampoo
>>218603374Yes we get it you follow https://www.instagram.com/pathetic
>>218603130Honestly I used to hate it when I was single, now married with kids but I do worry about outliving my life because I know I'll be back to lonely and miserable if she dies before me
wish the toilfu would cut the pretenses and show me her bum already
>>218603401You’re not married shut up liar
Oh you’re married? Post your hand showing your wedding ring with timestamp right now.Yeah that’s what I thought lying fucking cunt
Cowboys in the Wild West be like hot dog! I’ve got a critter in my britches!
dont see what the big deal is with persona, weeb slop if you ask me
I DIDNT ASK YOU XDD
todays eats>breakfastapple, black coffee, vape>lunch 5 pieces of sushi, black coffee>dinnertuna bake pasta with tomato, broccoli, spinach and edam cheese
my bumhole smells
I miss the days when my missus had her podgy belly
>>218603478genuinely grow up little boy
>>218603478alri fish breath
>>218603492what do you mean by that
black men
first post from my new chinese laptop
I’m married ama
*skanks you in the middle of the thread*rorke's little willy!
>>218603568Which SEA country is she from?
>>218603586>sea>countryI dont think there are countries in the sea mate, countries are on land
>>218603586Just EA not SEA those are the cheap dirty Asians (according to her)
almost 7. now i start yawning. ill never fix my sleep at this rate.
well?
>>218603617Embarrassing fella
mouthyank flexing his 3/10 asian wife again
Towns and villages in the UK - over 40,000Towns and villages in USA - 19,000 - 19,500What the fuck
>>218603646everythings a problem these days
off for me run soonneed to get rid of this disgusting fat belly
You know what, I'll say it again. I miss Vice News. SOME of us can ignore the political messaging maybe, actually I don't know. Maybe not. Maybe I don't miss it. What do we think?
>>218603718Just eat a calorie deficit No need to run when you’re fat just going to ruin your knees
is it "PC" to ask a foreign person at toil if they go by a nickname?because i cant be arsed saying their full name all the time
>>218603733Depends what type they are
>>218603722I like their youtube videos
>>218603568Are you the spurs fan that has live love laugh on the wall
>>218603752black, indian, chinese, italiantheres all sorts
>>218603729cant stop eating tho lad
>>218603706Thought America has loads of small towns
>>218603782Apparently not
>>218603722I just want Hamilton's Pharmacopeia backNeed to see that motherfucker wearing skinny jeans wading his way through a swamp in new guinea for 3 days so he can rub rare solitary bee venom into a ceremonial cut on his arm made by a 67 year old shaman raised by orangutans
>>218603782they have around 19,000 - 19,500 if you believe the stats with no source
>>218603706i sincerely doubt that the criteria is probably off in that data
>>218603838Virgin
Towns and villages in the UK - over 2Towns and villages in USA - at least 5
Take down all the mirrors in my house, I hate my nose, eyes and my mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E24xBbgCnhU
>>218603864what about your head shoulders knees and toes?
>>218603782they have around 19,000 - 19,500 if you believe the stats from statista
(knees and toes)
>>218603763Answer me
are all spurs fans Jewish?
>>218603886Yes
mad how british people love soccer so much.
thats us done then
>>218603909there's a very strong argument that says football is the single best thing ever
>>218603909Mad how New Zealand love… oh wait I know absolutely nothing about New Zealand except that shootingTotally Irrelevant country
>>218603919>reeee something happened that I don't like better write an essay about it on twitter
>>218603932insecure little paki
>>218603932being proud about being ignorant is..... something
>>218603864my nose and eyes are good but I have an overbite that gives me a really gimpy looking side view
>>218603763No idk who that is
>>218603919he's right you know
It's time for Europe and Britain to look to Australia for protectionAs a rising superpower we can defend you from American imperialismJust give us a couple trillion bucks so we can get started
>>218603733I just started calling the little fillipino fella Short Round and he never complained
>>218603947
Trump has genuinely lost it now anyone still defending him is controlled op
>>218603478I also had sushi yesterday>breakfastpomegranate juice>lunch12 pieces of mixed sushiprawn cocktail pot black coffee>Dinnerchicken, spinach and gnocchi bakemaltesersseveral glasses of white wine
i smell like bread
almost February…
>>218604038our lives are slipping away
>>218604045Yours not mine
>>218603130I don't feel loneliness, in fact I actively try and be alone as often as possible. I'm pretty sure I'm schizoid or something very similar. That doesn't mean I don't still need company every now and then, but that need is fulfilled by hanging out with people at toil
>>218604048I know you are I said you are but what am I
>>218604051I could meat your needs m8
You stupid, stupid boy.
sara saffari is so fucking fit
>>218604069um
>>218604080no idea who that is. guessing it's a porn slag. if so, grow up.
>>218604092>>218604092
>>218603919Why's he put brilliant in quotation marks then
