nice cup of tea edish
*scampers into thread on all fours*
*enter's /brit/*
got the frasier on
>>218604093Nope she isn’t. Seems like porn is on your mind mate should probably quit that
>>218604118I accept your concession.
>>218604128She’s not a pornstar though?
>>218604128grow up
>>218604136I accept your concession as well.
>>218604105kek
DARLING HOLD MY HANDOH WON't YOU HOLD MY HAND
5 days to my next escort visitFeels like an eternity
get off my case motherfucker
>i accept your concession >grow up
Going to work on 0 sleep
>>218604235To earn $65 an hour cleaning the McDonalds toilets no doubt
>>218604217Yes yes we all love electric wizard
going to work on 0 poos
>>218604235did this on Saturday, was surprisingly not that bad
>>218604245I actually do earn about that much but I work on planes so I probably shouldn’t be sleepy all day
Someone's been a very stupid little boy. Haven't they.
>>218604235ktim last wednesday, started new toil in industrial production and could not for the life of me fall asleep
>>218604235>>218604256Runts
might start subsistence farming the briney salt around my balls
>>218604269Sure you do lad
>>218604269Boeing?
chocka on the m25 this morning
>>218604286rubbish photo. here's why:>subject is fat and has shit tattoos>feet partially cut off>rule of thirds ignored>camera pointing towards the sun, overexposed
>rule of thirds ignored
>>218604326Cheers virge
>>218604246good lad
>>218604315Federal
>>218604342Also the horizon isn't straight. If you're going to take shit photos on a mobile at least get one that has a horizon bar on the screen.
>>218604346t. long hair and faggot clothes
>>218604326Virgin FREAK
And you hate the police, don’t you?
on an E on the Eurostar
late shift today (13:30 - 19:30) which means I can't relax or do anything because I'm acutely aware of the ticking countdown to toil
>>218604386I never sleep cuz sleep is the cousin of death
fucking hate porridge cooked in the microwave
one you get into one of these groups, there's only a couple ways you can get out
>>218604394get a real job
>>218604407Normalise context!
>>218604392
the most annoying person on twitter
This 90 year old is shagging more women than you
Eat Emma Watson’s pooBake Emma Watson’s poo into a pieFeed Emma Watson’s poo to the elderlyInvest in Emma Watson’s poo as a precious materialUse Emma Watson’s poo as modeling claySpin Emma Watson’s poo on the pottery wheelWhack Emma Watson’s poo with a tennis racketChuck Emma Watson’s poo at Kier StarmerSmush Emma Watson’s poo with a hammerDraw a sketch of Emma Watson’s pooPhotograph Emma Watson’s pooUse Emma Watson’s poo to fingerpaint
>>218604419yeah? leave it on there then eh. there's a good lad
>>218604414w-what?
>>218604414one is death, the other is a mental institution
>>218604419elon looking quite feminine here
>>218604425eww! old people shouldnt have sex its disgusting
Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the groundIn front of the snow cone stand and began licking at the girls' eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubesTheir bodies convulsed and flailed with an almost seizure-like intensityAt times their pale limbs seeming to shift back and forth from one torso to the otherA crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two girls tie and untie their bodies like a pair of pit-vipersThey were confused, or concerned, or shocked, or aroused, or all of the aboveBut no one dared interfere with the performanceJennifer's long ashen hair hung down concealing the girls face like a curtain around a hospital bedNo one had any idea that the girls eyes were revolving under her ruby tongue"This is disgusting, it's pornography"Exclaimed a pasty slut white woman in a fur coatVanilla ice-cream smeared across her double chin like a money shotCounting a balding professor type in his mid-fortiesHis left hand stuffed crassly down the front of his pants"No, no, no, this is beautiful, this is art"
>>218604092test
>>218604417wish we could get sexy characters in video games again
>>218604452maybe the best post ever made here
>>218604454never played bayonetta?
>>218604452icles
wahey i'm unbanned lads
>>218604467what you get banned for mate?
we need a sexy tranny game maybe a huge brazillian one kickin ass
great time of day this no arguments no discussion no nothing just retards howling into the void
>>218604471racism
look at this image
>>218604492good lad
morning you evil black hearted incel villains
Got it rorke?
>>218604459tried it once but I've never really been able to enjoy those intense button mash fighting games the japs love, even with all the sex arses
>>218604492have you reflected on your behaviour over the past 3 days and thought about mending your ways?
I am Albino. You wish to see me?
Only partially eaten
>>218604497tower bridge looking green and luscious
rest in peace Valentino Garavani
>>218604575which one is valentino garavani?
>>218604593The man idiot
>>218604544not that unusual. you should remove it, causing the wikipedia mong who wrote it to fall into depression and kill hinself.
>>218604492PC gone mad
>>218604514it takes some learning with the mechanics the game doesn't tell you about but the first two are brill
Really can't wait for winter to end, it's been going on for too long now
>another day
>>218604497qrd? hs?
thought it must be the dog on the left
>man idiotktim
>>218604612maybe I'll give it another shot once I've finished replaying the witcher series
>>218604647give having sex another shot too
>>218604633bro is living the ultimate neet life, he should be happyhow is it any different to how he lived in his rented flat in High Wycombe besides the fact he could go to Oxford occasionally
>>218604621same. cold and dark is no way to live. i need pub gardens. sunshine. barbeques. birds in skirts.
>>218604658nah I think that one is a lost cause at this point
>>218604658Looool
>>218604531no i will do it again
the toil freaks do be going to toil rn loool omds
>>218604658liquidated that mong
to the tune of living on a prayeroh ive got no matesoh-ohh ive got no fucking mates
>>218604668>bro is living the ultimate neet life, he should be happymost people don't want to live the neet life lad it's a very specific thing that the incels of /brit/ enjoy
to the tune of rape merape me
fraid so
>>218604711Post the full, uncropped image of this.
>>218604686that's what I like to hear. good lad
my LLM buddy (gemini) keeps telling me that the USA and UK are the only countries producing the bulk of the world's "elite operators" or basically top tier soldiers this really surprises me, did you guys know about this? why does the UK produce more elite soldiers than france or germany? why can't other countries produce top tier soldiers like china or india?
>>218604709to the tune of call me by blondierape me
Thinking about travelling
>>218604698That doesn't fit the tune of living on a prayer
crikey
Do you like my haircut
saw an extremely large man on my way to work. must have been about 6'5 and obese. he took up the whole pavement.
>>218604804Yeah lad looks great
>>218604658blownt his head smoove off
Love it when me and the missus do silly stuff. Like just now we were doing a hand clapping game to a sailor went to sea in the kitchen lol
>>218604814did you poke him in the tummy and call him wide load
>>218604746We don't. We're still living off the overrated reputation of the SAS. Other yuro countries have developed equally as effective special forces
right so the YouTube food review/challenge slop just needs to die doesn’t it really
I miss bath
got fish video on
>>218604849i like beardmeetsfood
>>218604814looks like somebody emptied out their dustbuster on your head
Super Army Soldiers
>>218604849a while ago I turned off all recommendations/view tracking/history on YouTube so I don't see anything on the main page and it's bliss. I only ever see what I actually want to see, none of this clickbait slop
The whole time I was in England I had RuneScape music playing in my head
>>218604871can’t fucking stand him complete cringe case loves himself
>>218604705jealous you don't have a nappy to wear?
saw one of those 'get solar panels for free' things on instagram and signed up for someone to come measure up and give me a solar panel solution today. yesterday on the phone they said right at the end very quickly 'there are no government grants or subsidies for this anymore'.shall be leading with 'does this cost me anything' and sending them on their way if they say yes.
>>218604892have done this, but turned it back on because i don't know what to watch without recommendations
>>218604783ok bryan adams
>>218604841Absolute nonsense
>>218604795probably just tweaked his knob for a laugh
I'm seriously mentally unwell and I need to kill myself
>>218604957teddy's got the swiper
If I may ask, do you all enjoy four meals a day? Breakfast, lunch, tea, supper? What is tea? Is it a full meal?
secret agent rorke reporting for duty
>>218604834Shouldn't really call your baby sister your missus lad, bad connotations
>>218604937>shall be leading with 'does this cost me anything' and sending them on their way if they say yes.Lol no you won't rorke you little neekcel, you'll stand around while the barely literate Indian man measures what he wants for as long as he wants
hate having to decide what to eat every single day of my lifethe council should just install pipelines to every house dispensing flavourless grey nutrient paste so we can be done with it
>>218604985right well that's me told then. pack it all up boys.
>>218605009Alri Klaus Schwab
>>218604995Dogshit zinger see >>218604658 now thats a real zinger
>>218605009Nah they'd find a way to make the paste woke
>>218605009mental how you dont need to take vitamin d in australiamental
>>218605020It wasn't a zinger, it was an accurate portrayal of what you're going to do
>>218605029you don't need to take it in the uk either
>>218604940you need a nice collection of subscriptions for it to work. Once you've got a good amount, they'll output enough regular content that you never need to seek more
holy fuck this is insanethe Russian / Ukraine war all comes down to money. every single soldier recruited and bullet fired ultimately is an attempt to bankrupt the other state into submissionthe reason they haven't made any serious land gains in years is simply because that's not even the game they are playing anymore....
>>218605009have a pie
>>218605009i do like food but yeah honestly could do without all the faff. at least the option would be nice
>>218605029you people literally evolved on that island i think big supplement is lying to you
I don’t even care about Greenland I just want our country to go to war in Europe againGermans have been getting way too uppity online
>>218605009just have spag bol again
>>218605042nobodys firing a javelin at a single nepalese fellastupid ai
yer bird brings a glass to drink her bottle of wine on the train
>>218605045capital idea chum
Rude.
>>218605033You're a schizo retard
corrrr might get a steak pie from sainsburys and eat it all tonight
>>218605070I don't understand why ukraine kills them at all, actually. what's the fucking point?They are just useless pawns getting in the way, they don't even want to be there, they don't even want to kill anyone
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
>>218605070wish I could, get the little brown fellas together and fire the biggest rocket at them
>>218605097you already posted this
they're going to wipe us out because they don't need us anymore because they have ai now
i think we're off home nowto the tune of i think we're alone now
going to be so funny when big don dies and the cult of personality collapses beneath him and jd vance has a few pissweak years in charge before kamala wins in 2028 ushering in the 1000 year woke reich screencap this
>>218605082Mate it's 2026 everyone knows about inspect element
>>218605071>lindemansabsolute filth. might as well drink it out the bottle like a piss soaked tramp
>>218605131ok
Just blacked rorkes nan
>>218605149ridiculous post
>>218605131yanks will never vote in a non white female
what on earth
rorke pulling out a bottle of dom perignon to drink on the train
>>218605191some high quality biomass
rorke's nan sex arse
>>218605191
They should force job seekers to wear three piece suits to the job centre. Would smarten things up
Sir Kier Starmer sex arse
big day, fresh start for me cutting all right the fuck downeating healthy, no more drinking during the week, maximum of 9 puffs of my vape per day.going to the gym on my lunch hour deleted all social media. this is it
>>218605218saw him in greggs 15 minutes ago
>>218605216those mongs dont even know how to tie a tie properlyhow would they deal with wearing a suit
>>218605131trump was supposed to tank the econony so i could buy in but nothings happened. it appears the entire world economy relies on me putting all my savings into a tracker before it can crash
>>218605218boo post the schoolgirls
What do they call that again
>>218605045>australian piesits basically like eating cardboard pastry and the worst meatish gravy you've ever had
ill be honest with you i cant really be arsed
>>218605268same I've logged into my toil laptop but not got out bed yet
fuck sake. supposed to be going on holiday to america this year, now it looks like we're on the brink of war with them. sick to bastard death of starmer.
Fucking HATE them
>>218605294 despise this malingerer scumbag
>>218605294tim rocking the bush love to see it
>>218605281why would you want to go on holiday to that shithole
>>218605149grow up you disgustingly immature little boy
>>218605267tbf you're probably comparing our mass produced pies with something from a hut brid shup
dont like seeing tim. what if i go that mental some day
I’ve just done a poo. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>218605324fuck off man
>>218605267your opinions are generally terrible but i enjoy your negativity nonetheless
>>218605191slitheen looking creature
I'll give you>£100 million a year for 99 years>Some islands of strategic importanceIn return you give me>NothingDo we have a deal?
>>218605336I’ve never done a poo. What’s it like?
>>218605348mate if you come to nz and eat our pies you'll understand. you can stay at my house, i wont rape you nor rob you or anything
>>218605360Make it make sense. Please?
>>218605362Bit like anal sex but it's only going one way
>>218605381how do you know what being bummed feels like?
films i watched instead of posting on /brit/ when i was bannedfrankenstein (2025)eyes wide shut (1999)the great silence (1968)bone tomahawk (2015)the master (2012)sorcerer (1977)
What's your go to karaoke song lads?
>>218605377The whole thing was the yanks' idea in the first place
>>218605336i'm about to do a pooif my recent poos are anything to go by it will be enormous and evil
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aEAHLFvD3v4
>>218605365i have come to nz and eaten your pies and they are indeed very good but it baffles me that you people act as though piemaking is some ancient arcane art that only you hold the secrets togo to any and i do mean ANY country town bakery in australia and you will be able to get an 11/10 pie. i think you're just assuming that all of our pies are frozen microwaved four n twenty servo slop
>>218605381I’ve never done an anal sex. What’s it like?
>>218605347remember that time you said you'd rape Anne Robinson? that was a bit weird
>>218605399Your maman told me mate
I have a poo in my bum that would like to meet you
>>218605414no, ive been to rural aussie and tried rural bakeries, i know my shit.
>>218605434she doesn't speak english
>>218605428haha yeah that was out of character. was just trying out some edgier posts but honestly dont enjoy it and it makes me feel bad
>>218605442really don't think this is true at all lad
>>218605424bit like doing a poo but it's going in and out
>>218605455it is true, i lived in aussie for a bit in the 2010s and went all over the west coast, haven't been north, east, or south much though
https://2021-2025.state.gov/agreement-between-the-republic-of-mauritius-and-the-united-kingdom-on-the-status-of-the-chagos-archipelago/https://www.state.gov/u-s-support-for-uk-and-mauritius-agreement-on-chagos-archipelago>wtf why are you doing this thing we've been asking you to do for years, are you stupidHow the fuck are you supposed to deal with the yanks under toilet poo nigger shart, they'll agree one thing and ten minutes later start doing the exact opposite and start screeching like a toddler
>>218605483the trauma of circumcision at birth makes them insane for life
>c'est magnifique bruce, rootez-vous mon derriere
>>218605491TRVKE
>>218605480i've been all over north east and south but never west so maybe their pies are just shit. concerning. looking into this
>>218605360>>218605377Explain for a thicko like me (95iq) why is he doing this? Is there external pressure, does he just hate us?
mental the things people wank to on /gif/
moving to tasmania
9:04am and I've already lost all my motivation for the day
>>218605527ever been to one of those aboriginal owned bakeries? this noongar family in mandurah made the weirdest bush tucka pies, wombats, roo tails, you name it. mental
>>218605505SHE WOULD NEVER
WA is where the grim Mrs Mac's pies come from so I'm not surprised you got a poor impression
only one thing goes up my arse and that's poo simple as
heart wrenching watch if im honesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lJUCMKYUUw
>>218605559bloody hell the weirdest shit i've eaten is probably kangaroo
>>218605588Not really, this is just survival of the fittest. If aboriginals didn't want to be treated like shit they should have got off their fat arses and invented some shit
>>218605531The reasoning behind the deal was that it legally guarantees the US basing rights on Diego Garcia in perpetuity with HMG paying for it. It's a stupid deal from a British perspective because literally any other country would just ignore Mauritius or the international court rulings anyway, but we are ran by lickspittles and bureaucrats who are mentally incapable of ignoring le rules based world order.
>A bit less food>A bit more exerciseA simple message. Couldn't say it these days because of woke. Might upset someone.
in australia a gooncave is actually a wine distillery
>>218605601dont say stuff like that man, it's not cool. have a heart
irony is the kiwi is more likely to have eaten possum than we are
>>218605612Me on the left
how can you get pies wrong it's just meat in some pastry ffs
>applying for the role of cloud network security engineer for 'women in data' Wondering how many women there are in their infrastructure team
>>218605402like a virgin - madonna
>>218605601ok then rirke show us what you've invented
>>218605614No it’s not it’s the cellar you imbecile
>>218605617too many parasites in though but have trapped them and fed them to dogs>>218605593roo tasted pretty gamey, crocodile was nice though
making my way the only way I know how
Spongebob in a bikini!!
right a wank then back to bed
>>218605617possums are our friends i would never
glod
>>218605644crocodile is nice fish
President Fart had another gigameltie last night then?
>rirke
>>218605671crocs are dinosaurs lad
>>218605684so are birds
>>218605658neither would I that's a big part of my point
>>218605633Well not me personally but here's a few things that my ancestors invented to help Britain become a superpower in the 18/19th centuries:Spinning JennyWater FrameSpinning MulePower LoomFactory SystemSteam EngineHigh-Pressure Steam EngineSteam LocomotiveRailway SystemIron RailsSteel RailsCanal System EngineeringInclined Plane Canal LiftCast Iron BridgeSuspension BridgeCoke-Fired Blast FurnacePuddling ProcessRolling MillBessemer ProcessOpen-Hearth Steel ProcessInterchangeable Machine PartsPrecision Machine ToolsLathe (Industrial Screw-Cutting)Planing MachineMilling MachineSteam HammerHydraulic PressHydraulic CraneSteam-Powered PumpSteam-Powered Printing PressCylinder Printing PressRotary Printing PressPaper-Making MachineSteamshipIron-Hulled ShipPropeller ScrewMarine Steam EngineIronclad WarshipBattleship (Modern Concept)Naval Blockade DoctrineCarronade CannonRifled ArtilleryExplosive Shell Naval GunBreech-Loading CannonPercussion CapMinié BallMass-Produced FirearmsStandardised AmmunitionSemaphore TelegraphElectric TelegraphSubmarine Telegraph CableTransoceanic Telegraph CableTime Standardisation (Railway Time)Marine ChronometerLongitude Determination SystemModern Lighthouse OpticsFresnel Lens AdoptionIndustrial Gas LightingCoal Gas Distribution SystemSafety Lamp for MinesVentilation Mining SystemsDeep Shaft Coal MiningSteam-Powered Ventilation FansModern Sewerage SystemFlush Toilet (Modern Design)Urban Sanitation EngineeringMacadam Road SurfaceTarmac Road SurfaceIron Road BridgesSteam Road RollerMechanical Reaper (British Improvements)Seed Drill (Improved Industrial Form)Selective Livestock BreedingAgricultural Enclosure SystemCrop Rotation SystemScientific Farming MethodsStatistical Quality Control (Early Forms)Insurance (Modern Commercial Insurance)Marine Insurance SystemsJoint-Stock Company ModelLimited Liability CompanyCentral Banking Practices
Surprised no mad cunt has a fired off a nuke since ww2
>>218605607I've noticed British politicians have a tendency to follow laws to the letter even if they're completely ridiculouslessCase in point France let their refugees be homeless and live in tents in Calais, we feel the need to put everyone up in a hotel because of it's in our law to not allow "asylum seekers" to be out on the street
>>218605700Remember when MacArthur wanted to A-bomb the chinks and Truman blocked him the little pussy
>>218604235>>218604269Hahaha the faggot with his EE degree who pathetically attempts to pick up women on Tinder with "I make jet planes fly" is back. You're a loser bud, a glorified car repairman.
my life is too comfortable and boring i need nuclear holocaust itll be like fallout new vegas
>>218605693nice chatgpt response you insolent toad you couldnt invent a fly
>>218605693>Cast Iron Bridge>Propeller Screw>Modern Sewerage System>Tarmac Road Surface>Iron Road BridgesThese ones are Scottish inventions
>>218605654Spongebob big bum piss a gay
>>218605700WWII lasting long enough for a couple of them to be dropped was probably one of the best things that could have happened for us in the long runIf nobody had actually seen them in action we'd have definitely started lobbing them at each other in the 50s and 60s.
>>218605719BOMB THE BASTARDS!
well ackshually thats a scotch egg
>>218605726funny how scots love claiming credit for inventions and shit but go silent once the topic shifts to their role in colonialism
>>218605726Last time I checked Scotland was part of Britain mate.
>Agricultural Enclosure SystemRorke thinks his great great great grandda invented the fence LOL
>>218605693Yeah alri Nigel Tull-Stephenson-Watt-Brunel
>>218605726>Modern Sewerage SystemBazalgette was born in London thoughbeit
>>218605720>tinderI’m married
That’s a spaki dogshit zinger
>>218605720Love this gimmick
Alri
>>218605759pscr
What have the porridgeniggers ever done for us
>>218605693>central banking practicesJuden
ive invented a number of /brit/ gimmicks
walking into my nans funeral with this on
>>218605752Wrongly and for now.
"my mum was waiting to dance with me" instead of his wife and "danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone".
Waymo (self driving taxis) are ramping up UK operations, expect to see taxis being replaced in London in the next couple of years. Black cab lads about to get shafted once again.
>>218605654wrong search engine, mr hitchens
>>218605827Wife was banging on about this in bed this morning. Not sure how I could make it any clearer that I do not give a shit about whatever nonsense posh spice and her spawn are up to.
>>218605824NIGGA YOU VOTED TO STAY!!!!!!!!!
Spongebob Tiny Bikini Now OK!!
>>218605823
gonna have to play the mental elf card to not get kicked off my uni course
>>218605837do they have an electric paki that rapes little white girls?
>>218605827Poor little rich boyWah wah my parents were jealous of my nanny
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>>218605824An independent Scotland would be an absolute shitshow and I'm all far it.Scotland couldn't even sort out a couple of ferries, what chance have they got of running the countryActually tbf the Scottish do already run a lot of Scotland now through devolution and have made a total pigs ear of it but have gaslit all the Scottish into thinking it's Westminster's fault.
>>218605829Can’t wait till there is a nationwide system of self driving taxis in place.
>>218605824We've been over this before lad. The good people of Scotland had their say on this over 10 years ago. Can't keep asking for mulligans until you get the result you like.
had a funny anecdote to share but then remembered it upsets people if i post about myself
>>218605844
>>218605861
>>218605871they just hate our antipodean swag
>>218605871this post is also about you
NEW>>218605892>>218605892>>218605892
vury mita
im scottish but i fucking hate the histrionic battered wife syndrome mentality they all sound like women on here
New>>218600853>>218600853
>>218605851Yeah funny you should say that, they actually have several
