how to edition
what a benderlmao
don't know how to cook ricenot a little chinky fella, you see
don't like beerdon't like footydon't like british peopledon't like the chasedon't like sausage rollsdon't like rorke
got no mates just sit on my own all weekend and every evening talking to myselfits not right living like this
>>218594729Herro
rah 190 would have loved this thread :/
>A woman left a comment on Facebook criticizing the Mayor of Miami Beach, FL. The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her homeIsn't this what the land of the free says happens in the UK?
Mad how /brit/ is a big willy general. What's is it about this place that draws the big nobules
In bed. Snoozing.
>>218594747alri ho?what's it like being a little chinky fella?
>>218594657What does that mean?
>>218594747'ri mate
having a poo
KIER STARMER DEAD AT 63
Evie Murphey only appeared in the lads' mags a few times, but she was very underrated IMO. It's a shame her career never took off.
Why do some people use other countries generalsSometimes click on the other threads and there’s a little British flag hanging about. What are they doing there. Don’t the natives get annoyed with the foreigners intruding their club
>>218594825you're not dtfic?
Business idea: /brit/ Locate-A-Mate service, putting you in contact with lonely lads in your area just looking for a friendNot for gay sex
>>218594855They always seem so serious. Only /brit/ combines wittiness with irreverence in such a masterful manner.
>>218594847
>>218594855irish diaspora
>>218594862No idea what that means
>>218594855Most other generals are so slow that any new poster is an immediate bump in posts per hourPlus not every country has a weird aversion to jfs
white cliffs? IT'S DOVER
martin lewis seething because hes got all his millions in premium bonds and a cash isa
>>218594847Rorke casually committing TREASON
Mad how there's an unending flow of snot coming from my nose
>>218594855International board, isn't it?
>>218594855dont understand the questionmight post a frog to calm myself down
>>218594896Oh fuck off
>>218594911couldn't be middle-aged me with my no bills and £16k sat doing nowt in the bank haha
>>218594886This is the most evil video ever produced
Frogé
Used to be vocally Rorke when I was younger but nowadays I like to play both sidesWhen I'm around Rorkes I'll be like yeah Keir is a twat these boat people are living in hotels for free our taxes are mental and there's only two genders simple as thatAround lefty types I'll be on about the fat racist gammons there's too much consumerism the police are cunts Brexit was a disaster yeah yeah all thatLove being a fence-sitter
Are you team Lily or Team Amelia?
>>218594932Okay
>>218594766the same florida that has a ton of books banned
surfeit of lampgays has done for are queer stormer
ordered 1 mole of grapefruits
>>218594951yay
>>218594954and thats a good thing unironically
/brit/ is shit now
I don’t hate jfs but I will say that most of them are utterly dogshit posters who basically never contribute anything of value
just eaten an apple
>>218594982feel like pure shit just miss talking about the drugs 190 took at raves and while being a general wasteman
>>218594951bye bye bitch boy baby boowe rape you next time yeah? up the bum yeah?
just harrowed a plum
Google the mandela effect and Britney spears skirt very conCERNing
I am not a johnny foreigner by virtue of having your flag inside mine
>>218594855anon just found out about the internet
>>218595033This is known
>>218594744you will always have a friend in me, little britbro
I'm not leaving I just won't reply to you anymore.
>>218594744I feel you frenIsolation is harsh
just got hoisted by my own petard
>>218594947who the fuck's lily?
im not give a fuck of my shit nigga *takes a puff of my weed blunt*
The captcha is just woeful.Who can be bothered to post on this website now let alone visit?
>>218594744LOL! I love talking to myself
just roedean a raspberry
>>218595085It’s a mong filter
>>218594947amelia after her chudette phase
>>218595116Enjoy filling out those captchas bro lol
Got the air purifier on
>>218595160need one taped to your fat arse
>CCTV released after 'man is sexually assaulted by a woman on a train'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15478325/CCTV-released-man-sexually-assaulted-woman-train.html
>>218595161moar
nth for the holodem
just looked a gift horse in the mouth
>>218595161birmingham's finest export
holodemmies mentioned
>>218595189
Any posts in need of reporting sir moderator?
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hate yankssimple as
Noticed rule34 keeps deleting Amelia porn because they're leftist bedwetters
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>218595184she's lengersalso mad how the daily mail comment section is more extreme than /brit/
gary eats?yeah i can tellfat cunt
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/tnum/218591487/country/ca/deleted/deleted/state of this sad cunt
54.5% since marchYep, that's my RBRS gains since March
>>218595305He’s an extremely unwell young man
>>218595184Would happily be sexually assaulted by this semen demon
>>218595184I need to go to England NOW
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong doorThe leather club's three blocks down
>>218595312literally a frog
>>218595212pekora's pov>>218595247
>>218595184you can't suffer in the UK
mambu
kek W Trump
Do you miss him lads
it's interesting how old germanic terms like mouldwarp and flittermouse survive in yorkshire dialectevidently we are much more in tune with the natural world than your average brummie or cockney
>>218595305omds what a sad freakhe was pretending to not know who the cronem were or what dtfic meant earlier
>>218595409scrummaging
>>218595410One would have to be the chuddiest Fox News migger to not.
>>218594941ktim
>>218595422His new thing is using the botnet and saying “just reported a few posts” or pretending to be a moderatorAs per usual he stands out as a particularly mentally ill freak
your words can’t hurt me haha
>>218595409American exceptionalism is a disease
>>218595266goodamelia is pure
>>218595487Mad how all 5 would be deported if they win
Finally watching succession. Why is one of his sons incredibly jewish and no one else
>>218595509mad that rorke actually believes this
>>218595521dunno lol. never seen it
>>218595509>Mad how all 5 would be deported if they win
>>218595273the face of rorke
>>218595409Think this started a long time ago on /brit/ since every yank thinks they should post here
Yeah, MI5? You're never going to believe this, but there's a thread full of 30 year old virgins on the internet.Yeah that's right, dangerous incels
who /sleepy/ rn
>>218595184is she schizo or was she trying to pickpocket him
>>218595448All the same things but with more hypocrisy and sleeze
>>218595409are they cute girls?
>>218595459he reported my post toowhenever I mention him I get the 'you have to wait a while' on captchaswhat a loserhe really sits in his room all day pretending to be a 4chan janitor
on the Damien Talks Money ting
>>218595266Kek really?
>>218595542calling it a night me
>>218595448cope on wog Obama was objectively a shit president
>>218595184Warning for a dangerous nymphomanic on the loose on local news
business idea: kp dry roast peanut flavouring as a standalone seasoning
>>218595560He reports many posts but they never get deleted, mainly because even if they were rule breaking, he announces it because he thinks it’s funnyIncredibly strange young man
>>218595605Ktim night night lads
>>218595184would let her rape me
>>218595542Bedtime soon
got a global majority hanging out my arse
>>218595644
>>218595652CREAMING
>>218595644can't understand why someone would have their bed over the window like that
six segen
can't stop watching shite like this when i'm drunk
>>218595448he's the reason your student loans are so high
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
can feel some sort of disease brewing inside me
>>218595667:)
>>218595684For me it’s the sushi master reacting to the penguins from Madagascar making sushi
>>218595480cope on
>>218595708get it all pooed out before it takes hold
>>218595667this is you isn't it
>>218595708AIDS?
>>218595683
>>218595667how do i achieve this
>>218595691all there is beautiful
>tribal people react to ai vr pornography
>>218595685Fair point. High student loans are much worse than a pedo with dementia pissing away the global order that your country designed to benefit your country
>>218595742
>>218595728Its my goal
>>218595755
gfs cat onamadone
>>218595717Please yank teach me the ways of navigating health insurance and school shooter drills, I need it for my well-being
>>218595771Didn't realise the Shah was in a Sopranos ep
>>218595736make some apple pie
>>218595717That would be half our MPs wouldn't it
>>218595755>>218595771Unfunny incel bullshit. May as well be frogposting.
>>218595732could be probably got it from when my knob touched the toilet rim in paddington station bogs
Designated shitting thread
>>218595691
>>218595828Frogposting and seasidemark are two cheeks of the same turgid shit covered arse
sometimes it's nice to be around a group of women and enjoy their normal feminine qualities in a platonic waybut most men would obviously choose to spend their time in the company of other men, doing manly things like eating yorkies and training dogs to retrieve bloodied pheasant corpses from the woodland depths
>>218595777schools don't have lockdown procedures/drills in the uk? even we have them
hehehehehe
>>218595732
I must come clean lads I've been larping my ass off this whole time I must have racked up around fifty hundred posts here from 2023 to now
>>218595895will america nuke themselves if denmark activates article 5???
too hot to be wearing long johns in bed nowjust in my panties instead
>>218595878It's a school. Why would we even need to consider such a thing
>>218595895ive followed frew aint iive followed frew
>>218595828>>218595861Its British culture
>>218594729Just put it in a pot with water it's not rocket appliances
>>218595941ummy
>>218595870next you’ll tell us how nice it is to wear a tight miniskirt and stockings and walk around the house in high heels pretending you’re about to go out with the girlies
yeah i call boxers panties so whatfuck off you gay cunt
>>218595948it lush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVlZMOB-Sq0
sleeping in just my knickers now
>>218596015
poo and wee mixed togehter
Imagine growing up as a white boy in a current year urban area
>>218594744ktim
>>218595945because there might be terrorist violence nearby or a student might go mental with a weapon
what's the point
My mental healths is slowly deteriorating, and don’t know where to turn to. I’ve contacted my GP for an appointment in regard to my Mental help which is not until Friday,
I can't believe what we are doing to Greenland. The poor indiginous people who just want to live their lives in their country and orange hitler is going to take away all their rights and make them a colony of mines. I'm actually sick to my stomach I can't take it
Just got back from eating yorkies down the pub with the lads
>>218596081>good bedAre they esl? Or just dumbing down their speech for him
>>218596133Fake, no pub will sell you yorkies on a Monday. This is a psyop.
>>218596129he is saving them from free healthcare and education
>>218596129this post is glistening with british culture
>>218596081many peng pang pang's in the city, met one myself when I went down london
de-stress ritual after gardening business shift
>>218596191thinking of starting my own gardening business come march, any advice?
>>218596202no
just drank water. now I'm watching a video
>>218596133yorkies? chocolate? in a pub? with beer? you having a laugh?
>>218596202why not start it in january?
3 Punk IPAs please barkeep - post haste!
>Girlfriend thinks I've got a job>Have actually been collecting Jobseekers since about a year before we met>It's our first anniversary in a couple weeks>I wake up in bed next to her and leave the house at quarter to 9 every week day to go to my fake job>I'd like to think she doesn't know but I suspect she suspects
lamenting the loss of digital ex-bf again
>>218596185lengest ting I saw in the city was a long legged asian in tighs and a short office skirt, she had me peaking round the underground tunnels, thank God she was pacing across. kino leg motion
>>218596254What happened at work today lad
>>218596241Even leftypol doesnt like brewdog anymore
>>218596129vae victis
>>218596241selvedge is such a meme christ
>>218596100Remember if things get too tough over the next few days you can always go to the hospital you can get immediate treatment x
>>218596081Our immigration system has to be the most fucked in the entire world.We get no Latinas and no orientals.Just Blacks, Muslims, and Jeets. ALL dogsh*t dating options for white men. An average white slag is still preferable over them.
pint of doom barf pleasethat well be £10
>my Mental help
>>218596315Occasional flip and hong kongese
>>218596275I've made up this coworker I dislike and complain about it but say I don't want to talk about it, so I can say I've left it when I suddenly get a job, but I'm so woefully unqualified that I don't know what I can do.Would do a masters if I had money.
>>218596335The worst type of small eyes
Llandaff cathedral
>>218596356Shitheap
aurora borealis outside
>bet my manager £500 I could do 50 push ups with 3 months of training>use to be able to do 30 in uni>just attempted them now>only got 8Is three months realistic to essentially sextuple what I can do now?
Michael Portillo is a national treasure
>>218596379A "shitheap" is a vulgar, derogatory slang term for a place, thing, or person considered utterly worthless, filthy, or contemptible, often used to express disgust or contempt for something of very poor quality.
>>218596399Ask if you can just give him £250 now
>50 pushups considered hardJfc
>>218596410the queer?
>>218596412Yeah, Llandaff cathedral
>>218596399plenty of time but you'll need to keep it going most days, you'll likely get stuck around 30 eventually and will need to put more effort in
>>218596434it is
https://x.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/2013310325357957198
Fancy a wank in /gif/Let's see what the first few threads are>Femdom>Scat>Blacked whitebois >Female peehole >Brap
Ultimate friendship goals
>>218596463Forget how lucky I am my mum made me play rugby and other sports as a yute
heading over to /gif/
>>218596482spoiled for choice are you?
>>218596337Very amusing. Do you live at her place?
>>218596470Would just think he was another nip tourist desu
I don't know I was really drunk at the time
i did my time
I don't consent to drinking water
>>218596399Yes if you lose a lot of weight in the meantime
dont play computer games anymore cos its all woke shite nowadays innit
just had a shit and a shower
tfw you're the only poster from your cunt on a thread, then someone with the same flag says something retarded and everyone thinks it's you
>>218596508We have our own places, but she stays at my place most days, which is great because it's closer to town which means I don't have to get up earlier for my fake job.
>>218596541computer games are for shaggers
might become gay
>I don't do movie stuff anymore>I am just focused on my kids. I think that's mainly why I stopped ... Also, ninety percent of acting roles involve so much sexual stuff with other people, and I don't want to do thatWhy is acting so sexualised?
>>218596541Every time I play Dota my Russian teammates love talking about women's rights (idi nahui in their tongue)
>>218596415vile little rodent cunt
>>218596616Most boring blog in a thread crammed with incels/frogpostersWell done
>>218596611sex sells
Mental how Abdul down the road is more English than me
>>218596541been enjoying gaming recently me
>>218596611look at who is in chargethe same group that pushed to make pornography legal
>>218596611who are you quoting?
>>218596656Men...
>>218596579That's it I'm gonna name my daughter Master chief petty officer John 117
>>218596642Nice hair
>>218596658Leelee Sobieski
not sure if that's allowed
northern lights are out lads*spreads my anus out in front of your eyes*
i should be ALLOWED to post them.
>>218596642Rent free in your head
And what of the ponies, and the peters, and the horses, and the mice, and the chemicals
post the yellow one who is literally me
>>218596708nice tits
>>218596692zased
>homer bimpson
>>218596724Post what
>>218596790Um
I feel bad for what I did to DTFIC
they're so me coded
business idea: mouse jpg NFTsfusing mousey and mikey together - at last!
>>218596815why is he called dtfic
>>218596815he hasnt posted here in years
you could never ever guess who made this post could you
i put my hands together praying sometimes,saying "ayo","i'm diego"
sipping a malbec
um
>>218596794Mental how I will never have this POV ever
erm
>>218596886
you literally can't even tell from the thumbnailthat's mental
need a big fat stupid slut gf
right that's a witch with her erect magic wand out
it's times like these, where you wake up just gone 10 and missed tesco whoosh for the day, and you only have about 20cl of vodka left, that you really determine how much you need the drink. because if i really need it, i'll go to the esso garage a 30 min walk away, won't i? and if not, i won't.
>>218596891Most men will never
>>218596951:/
>>218596941literally the perfect plap physique
>>218596955Ok but I’m not most men I was destined for greatness my ancestors were warriors
calling up the babestation babes
post that one again will you
They’re calling for 16 inches of snow this weekend jfc.
my feet stink
>>218596996
>>218597014grim freak
>>218596997lucky bastardshere its just 10C, rain and overcast skies
>>218597011Vile Albanian trollop
transwoman wanktoil on the cards
>>218596729Alri Abdul
>Trump invites Putin and Lukashenko to join his Gaza ‘Board of Peace’Kek and also lol
toy I bought recently makes me see stars
UM
Cattle collectively make up the largest biomass of any single species on Earth, with an estimated 650 million tonnes of wet biomass, surpassing the 350 million tonnes of humans. Among wild species, Antarctic krill has the largest biomass, estimated at 379 million tonnes during peak seasons. While other species like blue whales and white-tailed deer have significant biomass, they are surpassed by cattle in total mass. It's important to note that plants dominate Earth's total biomass, making up about 82% of all living matter, followed by bacteria. However, in terms of animal species, cattle are the most massive by far due to their sheer numbers and large individual size.
you really should stop
Usually a race to make a new thread Lazy fucks today
>>218597011dula peep
wtf massive solar system hitting earth rn
>>218595359
>>218596692How about John
>>218595259i like the idea of rocking up to the land down under and being greeted and escorted to a shrimp on the barby waiting for me, drinks, simple as lifestyle, and centralink bennies on standby
