MLS edition
remember when scotland was going to leave the UK and said they'd use our currency and we said no you wont and they lost the referendum
Hopefully won’t be too long until we are back in the EU (in some form)
For me, it's Charlotte FC
>im ScottishSure u are bro
>>218605903Seems to be a problem with all celts, it's pathetic
>>218605920Gay armband haha
>>218605917yeah really hope we join a militarise Europe and get dragged into a war to defend some fucking shithole in Eastern Europe or the baltics, that would be so peng
>>218605940Fucking screaming
>>218605942And why would joining the EU mean that would happen, Rorke?
*slowly reaches for my gun*
hope starmer's doing okay today after he got his arse pummeled over the chagos
>>218605940fucking sexist horseshit
>>218605930I occasionally fantasise about a weaker, shorter man fellating me and living as a kind of slave whom I can send to the shops and make do the washing up, so I have no opposition to that.
>>218605966karate CHOP
>>218605969yeah that is pretty gay to be fair
Predictions for the upcoming season, lads?
>>218605959That's the trajectory of Europe at the moment, like it or notExactly the sort of bollocks that makes having options outside of it a huge benefit
big fan of butterface milfs wearing no bra and getting turned on by younger men like me and not being able to hide their pokies
>>218605917keep hoping lil leftypol x
were you ever bullied in school lads?
>>218606006her face doesn't look too bad from what we can see
remember how much blood was coming out of his neck lol
>>218606028no there was one lad who tried to bully me but he was shorter, dumber and shit at football and even his own brother liked me more, so the only attempt to bully me was more like the bully seething at my superiority
brit meetup in davos
>>218606038>It’s happening whether you like it or not.No it isn't lol
>>218605920For me it's Young Boys
>>218606032
>>218606038You had a sweet deal, I doubt you could get it back if you rejoined. You're better off out.
Really wish my country would join the slowest growing economic union in the world that goes from crisis to crisis due to pure incompetence and we will pay for the privilege
Gary eats cameraman face leaked
Gay porn on toast for brekkie, washed down with a cuppa T
>>218606038>Rejoining the EU makes sense in response to Trump’s chimp outsExpand on that. Why?
giving catberg a little kiss on the forehead because i adore him so much
>>218606065rorkes google history
>>218606068what kind of gay porn was it ladnot one of those where they lick a prolapse I hopecome to think of it why is there never any slow and sensual gay porn? I'd watch that
>>218606065well if he was eating him I'd imagine his whole body would be leaking (with blood) !
In retrospect my "bullies" were all kids I'd bantered to the point of IRL melties
>>218606081I gave my catberg a vigorous belly rub this morning. He didn't like it much
>>218606081same except dogberg because I'm neither a queer nor a woman
>>218606062Yeah I know, you would be stupid to give us back the same deal and we were incredibly retarded not to realise how good we had it. I think we would probably have to join the Euro but we would probably get to stay out of Schengen because of Ireland, but I’d be fine with us joining both.
>>218606087you're not looking hard enough
brought it back after a very rough start
i have multiple sclerosis of the arse
>>218606060Wood.
M&S have some decent produce and their ready meals are generally better than most other supermarkets', but they take the absolute piss with some of the shit they bring out
Not wanked in 2 days.
>>218606028Couple kids from other classes tried it, i was an obvious target to them, but I was one of the OGs who'd been around since reception and so basically grew up with a good chunk of the cool kids and they wouldn't have it. One kid a year level above targeted me a few times so my mates mobbed him and gave him the hardest kick to the balls they could manage, he cried and never bother me again.
southerners have green alien spunk on their pie and call it gravy
Toffee crisp Blue ribandPenguinsClub BarsNone of these can be called chocolate bars now because they have less than 20% cocoa in. Worlds gone to shit
deary me
i <3 doing drugs
tried playing skyrim on the new laptop damn it feels so good having stable 60 fps I've unironically never experienced that in my entire life
any nerfnoodle man in
i've gone woke
big boring post incoming
>>218606155I hate this more than anything I've ever seen
women with breasts and bums as well
>>218606186you don't have to announce your arrival every time you know
pull-up and lateral raise toil soon
>>218606178skyrim is a 15 year old game :/
>>218606173only way we fix anything is overthrowing the state
>>218606109>but I’d be fine with us joining both.That's nice that you'd be fine with itTough shit though, it ain't happening LOL
>>218606205We’ll see :)
>>218606202whens the last time that happened?
>>218606193calling them 'haricot beans' as if they'd be anything else lol
The UK should put the UK's interest first rather than switching from subservience to the US to subservience to the EU. The EU is more predictable, but completely incompetent and not a serious power. You don't pick a losing side in a conflict that has nothing to do with your national interest.
>>218606227alri common sense lad
>>218606227ok
>>218606155should have gone with gourmet instead of posh to make it really posh
>>218606173Green-led anti-fascist grand coalition
playing mass effect andromeda
Everyone who posts this chick is probably Indian or from northern England
I wonder what she's watching
>>218606227Thanks for your input, Jiang Xiong
scottish women are built for BIG ENGLISH COCKnothing a gaelic lass loves more than a thick, veins triumphant Anglo-Saxon meat stick thrusting in 'n out of her cuntit lush
>>218606227Leftypol has zero grasp of how negotiation and self-interest worksThat's why he started shitting cum when Brexit negotiations were ongoing and anyone suggested that we should be prepared to walk away without a deal, he's utterly braindead
>>218606245
90% of all Scotlands trade is with England. If Scotland leaves, hadrians wall will have a hard border and you will unironically collapse as a country.
>>218606255Maid Simulator
>>218606028yeah mostly by girls
>>218606227impossible when the government and/or civil service is filled with spineless leftymong oikophobes
>>218606273i spent $9 on a preowned copy and now i have to justify the purchase, it's actually not so bad, the combat is decent and the game looks pretty if you ignore the scuffed faces
>>218606006Where are you meeting butterface milfs wearing no bra and getting turned on by younger men and not being able to hide their pokies
>>218606278Why did the UK leave the EU? I hate this ask this but didn't you guys trade eastern European baddies with Indians and Africans
>>218606266makes me laugh how 'scottish gaelic' was always called 'scottis' and 'scots' was 'inglis' but they renamed them both in a nationalistic larp because they couldn't handle being part-angloidalmost as much as repeatedly invading england at french insistence and getting btfo was framed as a noble war of independence looooooool
I would eat her poo.
/brit/ meetup in orgrimmar
>>218606255she's holding the controller upside downI swear she must know but is pretending not to because she doesn't want people to think she knows how to hold a controllerI think this because I hate women and assume the worst of them
>>218606297kek thisimagine taking orders from the fr*nch LOL what a cucked "people"
>>218606305
there's not a single woman walking this earth who isn't made for it
Samwise was wrong there is nothing in the world worth fighting for any more
>>218606319poo screaming
The Rorkeoid seethe it’s going to create when Scotland leaves the UK will be absolutely delectable lol
Greg likes his Mass Effect, doesn’t he?
>>218606265
>>218606296F R E E D O M
>>218606296Its like if NAFTA or whatever its called now one day built a parliament in Mexico City and gradually over time all american laws and institutions are subordinate to random canadians and mexicans over your elected senators and reps. You would never accept something like that and naturally neither did we
>>218606288the tired faces
He's a simple man in so many ways
>Welcome tae ma wee world...I talk a lottae shite sometimes but ma naughtiness makes up for it...hopefully Why are they like this
>>218606334looks like the average family from dublin
>>218606338Yeah but was it worth it? Also NAFTA sucks dick I am going to china in August to flee America. Every girl in Taiwan and china looks like this
>>218606330Think you're overestimating Scotland's appetite for independence mate. Same mistake as 2014 lol.
*tosses a poo onto the floor of /brit/*
remember around like 2015-16ish when scottish people would make really performative unfunny tweets where they'd go out of their way to type in their accent and online yanks lapped it up like the dogs they are
>>218606363You underestimate that most people you will meet in the world are retarded I doubt scotland has a genius in every household
why do scots think we want them to be a part of the Anglosphere? you fuckers were just the help, and without us you'll be relegated back to being worthless troglodytes.
Sir Yessir Icanboogie (Turkish ambassador to the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)
>>218606368I think the Scottish accent is badass but uh I am able to speak Mandarin in a Irish accent same with Spanish
>>218606366*dives onto it like a grenade*
>>218606366*slips on it and goes flying*
Never understood why my fellow Americans are proud of this fucking circus
so-called scottish 'nationalists' be like white English OUT but africans, muslims, and indians IN
roark is halfway thereROARK LIVING ON PRAYERtake my hand we'll make it I swearROARK LIVING ON PRAYERLIVING ON PRAYER
>>218606395wonder what a captain scotland would look likeobviously he'd be in a kilt
>>218606411looks better than 90% of high streets in this country
rorke crash out
>roarkWho?
>>218606411The northeast is absolutely peng. Many of those coastal villages in Massachusetts and Connecticut are like the height of Anglo civilisation. Plenty of interesting history and pleasant woodlands and rivers too. Immense wealth.But yes, there's about 1.5m square miles in the centre of the US that's no good to anybody
Out of arguments so resorting to petty name calling? Grow up.
>Trump says UK handing over Chagos Islands sovereignty is act of 'great stupidity'he's done us
Don't get why deano spends 20k+ or 500 a month on a car only to get it with some 4 banger diesel or plugin hybrid nonsenseIf you're spending that much it doesn't kill you to get a 3 litre petrol and not have to listen to some shitbox diesel clattering away when you get in your nice car
>>218606426>>218606438I just got back from Japan and Taiwan honestly those places were beautiful Taiwan was better than Japan because Japan felt sterile. I will say when I was in the east coast of Taiwan I felt at peace but I returned to Logan airport
Lefty big pol rorke okay
>alba gu br-ACK!!
>>218606461
not had a wink of sleep overnightsame thing happened the night before and i ended up missing most of the daylight hours yesterdaysimilarly the night before need to break the cycle
>>218606447whatever one may think of trump, everything he says about europe is absolutely spot on.
Legit part of me wish I stayed in Taiwan for longer but I had to return back home because they threatened to destroy my gaming PC over the fact I wanted to marry a girl who was 13 years older than me sorry but I wanted to bang 35 year old Taiwanese pussy
>>218606451To them, it’s all about the badge on the front, the number on the plate, and how it looks on the outside. Utterly superficial vapid clowns
>>218606363The SNP’s performance in elections isn’t really a reliable indicator of support for independence. Unless you think prior to 2024 there was overwhelming support for independence because they were overwhelmingly the largest party in previous Holyrood and Westminster elections.
>>218606433hes a gym leader
>>218606487
>>218606488who are you even talking to
Remember hearing that watching TV / blue screens at bed is terrible for your sleep but I have found that putting a YouTube vid on Tele in bed instantly helps to make me drowsy and fall asleep. Not sure if I'm a freak of nature or all the advice is bollocks
>>218606497yeah? this is all pie in the sky anyway because there's not going to be another referendum lol
>>218606513Ranting before I have get ready for CNA classes
might look at the news for the first time in months
>>218606488so you chose your gaming PC over the woman you thought you wanted to marry
>>218606519Oh there will be at some point.
hmm pie
>>218606543says who
>>218606543nah. it's done sorry. you had your chance
>>218606540Post nut clarity hit because we only been really having sex for a week but have you seen ram prices and graphics card prices
When did haighyorkie stop making FIFA walkthroughs? His Crawley Town one in 2012 was brilliant
Rorke signing up to NAMBLA
When I was a kid I thought that “I’m blue da ba dee” song was made by the blue man group
>>218606487>whatever one may think of trumpI think everything he says about Europe is wrong >everything he says about europe is absolutely spot on.oh but that's not whatever I think is it MONG BOY
>>218606571£5 says this guy saw this post >>218606338 and made this shit comment
The sun is fucking with us again. No wonder the kidbergs are in a weird mood.
i absolutely fucking stink
right time for a new car I think new corsas look nice
goes to show how weak and pathetic our economies are if the threat of tariffs sends everyone into a melty. we should be more self-sufficient
>>218606592I did indeed, post was good though you're just too stupid to understand it
arorkea boringalis
>>218606594‘
>>218606606>new corsas look nice
>>218606583well i think you're QUEER
>>218606618fuck off, queer little rorkeling
We were the centre of the world a century ago
>>218606637We still are, hence GMT being normal time
>>218606606Um
Genuinely might just get a salary sacrifice Model Y through work, they’re cheap as chips, plus I have a charger point outside my house and at work, and colleagues who have them can’t say enough good things about them. Only problem is I don’t want to be seen as supporting that nonce Musk. But if the car is good it’s good, right?
>>218606497over half the people born in scotland voted independence in 2014it was the immigrants that swayed it for NO ironically the SNP is the only party screaming and demanding for more immigrants to Scotlandlmao
>>218606613>sends everyone into a meltyGrow up. Keep your dire opinions to yourself as well.
Brutal stuff
>>218606665no i'll continue proffering them and you'll continue reading them like the good bitch you are
>>218606637the age of man is over, the age of the cronem has just begun
Have any of you seen the Benwell Vallum Crossing? It's the only remaining crossing point of Hadrian's Wall that survives today. A small, unimposing remnant of a mighty structure in the heart of Britain. Proof that history doesn't have to be all gold and grandeur to be beautiful
absolutely mad this
>give me greenland NOW>im ready! im ready to talk! We stand united and divided we fall!Doesnt make any sense as a response at all, bizzare
>>218606679why is she dressed like a qing emperor
>>218606686this nigga is so dementedhe signed off on it himselfhe was so flattered by that invitation to buckingham palace that queer farmer gave him that he just said acquiesced to keir's requestbut now he's completely forgotten all about thatjust like how he negotiated a trade deal with Canada in 2018 (usmca) and then as soon as his 2nd term begins he thinks it's the worst deal of all time. nigga it's your fucking deal.actual alzheimers
>>218606636>t. offended NAMBLA member
>>218606748>t. Troonald Dump
>>218606727He just doesn’t care, his ball lickers will lick his balls either way so he just says what he feels on any particular day. Simple as that. Good thing he will probably be dead soon.
>>218606727A lot of people think he's had a stroke in the last few months
You need to be at least 18 years old to post here.
Britain should be a US state
>>218606741All so we don't talk about the Epstein files I seriously doubt European leadership would be in on the files
any blot outdoors man in
State should be a US Britainsee how I flipped it on him
KEK FUCKING TIMMERS!!
>>218606778>Britian should be a us state
when I asked my dad for a ps5 he said, "shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up faster". so I heemed the cunt and fucked his bitch (my mum)
sent the solar panel man packing. 10 grand no thank you
>>218606778a united anglosphere with Washington as the capital. I'd prefer that to eu membership
>>218606822Yeah that would be peng
>>218606815well that's just not free at all is it
>>218606815it's okay lil bro. we all used to be poor too. no one is judging you*speeds off in my Ferrari*
>>218606822Instead of having access to Europe you have United States and Canada
>>218606741Starmer has been well and truly fucking done here to be fair
>>218606820please... oh god PLEASE let that be a man
i don't care about canada
>>218606741hmmmm
>>218606853Don't really know why they still exist, should be US states really shouldn't they
Its chaos out here, nobody knows who to kick up Yous to in some cases
>>218606860Not really relevant given that the US was not a signatory on the treatyIt's pretty clear that they would have prefered Britain didn't randomly decide to do something fucking retarded like cede the islands to Mauritius
>>218606860surely it was under biden
don't understand this meme about violent muslims in britaini live near quite a few and they've never seemed particularly dangerous
today im fasting for Gaza
just been blown up by a muslim
>>218606876(You)
today im boozing for Gaza
>>218606899might be the few bombings they did, the few rapes, the few acid attacks, the few riots and all that
Posh people don't like being called "posh". They don't like their food being called "posh". M&S knows this, but they also know nowadays their main demographic is students who spend their maintenance loan at M&S because the products are more "aesthetic". When you question this they screech: "ACTUALLY M&S ISN'T THAT MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE THAN TESCO!".Ban student loans.
>>218606899Why would they need to be violent, they've already secured a demographic victory in this country
It isn't more expensive than Tesco tbf
catberg scratching the phone display when i put the ursula von der leyen speech on, not sure what it means
Another 20 hour shift of calling people incels on the anime forum is it
jade aka martina from dragon quest 11 would get it
>>218606926maybe its just a norf thing but the dodgiest areas here are all very much white britishi think people are getting their ideas about ethnics from america and forgetting we don't live in america
>>218606976Dodgiest areas in the north are white? Lol
>>218606976i think people dont just rely on retarded anecdotes like you and actually use reality as the basis for their ideas
>maybe its just a norf thing but the dodgiest areas here are all very much white british
>>218606976>i think people are getting their ideas about ethnics from americanow that's top tier delusion
leftypol making stuff up again is he? lol
Police are requesting public assistance to locate a 15-year-old girl reported missing from Nundah since Tuesday, 13 January.
>>218607028how long do you think it would take me to swim from south africa to australia
pooing out my willy
good post this
I asked grok to show me a beautiful British woman
>>218607085thought that was a polar bear attacking a brown bear from the thumbnailturns out it was much cooler than that
>>218607104this is clearly influenced by that liverpool supporter off onlyfans, who constantly gets posted on here by an inveterate coomer. she has a crooked nose thougheverbeit
>>218606991i can't speak for everywhere but here it isa lot of rough council estates built on former slum clearancesforrens here tend to live in studenty areas
>>218606989rorkebot busting a move
It is strange that Dr Rachel Barr, aka neuroscienceandyou, is a published authoress with a degree in molecular neuroscience and yet she still had an OnlyFans on which she posted pictures of her tight Scottish twat and pert tits
>>218606928>main demographicTheir main demographic is old people, you might be too urban to understand that the large out of town m&s shops are absolutely fucking ram full of pensioners. They literally make a day of it, they'll wander around buying crap, have a cup of tea in the cafe, wander around some more, have some lunch, wander around a bit more and then do a food shop before going home. If your only exposure is to the small ones in train stations I can understand why you might be oblivious to this undeniable fact.
every woman at my work when she has to go from one floor to another:>i'm getting my steps in today!
Great I'm sure I'll have to see that 1000 times in the next week
remember when everyone in 2016 thought death grips would be the next big thing and now nobody takes it seriously at all and it sounds rather dated. Rock and metal remain unbreakable
>>218606928bizarre post
>>218607174>her tight Scottish twat and pert titslet's see them then
>>218607219no
>>218607174CORRRRRRRRRR she’s leng
>>218606928>M&S knows this, but they also know nowadays their main demographic is students who spend their maintenance loan at M&S because the products are more "aesthetic"No, many of the products are higher quality and there is more variation. My nearest Tesco is five times the size of the M&S, but the latter has a wider range of fruit and veg. Some of the ready meals (especially curries) are a lot nicer too, and either the same price or only pricier by 50p or so.
So he’s jealous that other people can afford to shop at M&S today while he can’t and casting weird aspersions at them yeah?
>>218607174what is her OF name?
>>218607248
>>218607263M&S is really good for stuff like butter, it's the same price as morrisons etc but much nicer.Some stuff from marks is ludicrously overpriced thoughbeit
It would look so much better if there was one single contiguous US flag, surely. It looks so ugly this way
Morning team. Voice therapy at 12:00
>>218607320adamsappleoplasty at 15.00
>>218607311screamingyou have to love him
>>218607296Imagine listening to anything this complete fucking retard has to say about anything
>>218607297thats not her
for me its poundland
>>218607311>It would look so much better if there was one single contiguous US flag, surely.No don't think it would at all actually, you're off the mark in this one, way off
>>218607360i agree with him. so thats 2 against 1.
smelly biomass using American English
i wipe my arse with the american flag lol
I don't wipe my arse
>>218607311Not really, you would lose the shape of each region and the stripes would be anaesthetically large
>>218607311It would but only if you rotate it 90° clockwise
wiping my arse with poo
>anaesthetically large
Actually hilarious how tone deaf normies areLast night at the pub my mates are discussing proposing, buying a house with their partnersMeanwhile a smelly little incel (me) is sat across the table just stewing in his inceldomThis didn't even occur to them as they discussed their own happiness
just found some poo up my bum, you want any?
I've got my 4th meeting to the escort I've been seeing this weekend lads.Should I suggest to her that I'd like to see her every 2-3 weeks or so? I am someone who likes planning.
>>218607390>you would lose the shape of each regionYou mean the shape of each country? You're losing the countries, that's the point
>>218606503Kek
>>218607418i can see straight through this bait but unfortunately it will likely trap a few fucking idiots
>>218607422plan some good posts
>>218607428No I meant region
there is a very mentally ill woman that posts on here. you know the one im on about, the one that calls everyone an incel and smelly this and smelly bedroom that
>>218606686I can't refute this post
>>218607437It's not bait that's how I spent my Monday night
>>218607459not falling for it lad. try harder next time
>>218607428Wouldn't that be the point of the map? That all of it is the US? It's be like having a map of the UK where the union jack is repeated over england, wales, scotland and northern ireland. It would look silly
yooooooo the comments got me WHEEZING bruh, deadass weak watching this shihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drEfteACl-E
>>218606686Incredible how much cope Ian from Great Missenden and Richard from Reigate have to go through to read this and not conclude that the man is spot on
>>218607449she's done you
>>218607016Free free Palestine
>>218607311leftypol looking at this objectively funny image and frothing at the mouth and turning red and shitting cum
You arrive in Benidorm
>>218607311Eurosissies in the mud
Mad how people still try to apply actual theory to the american government when they show at every turn they are just total window licking mongsThe entire cabinet is a bunch of 2015 /pol/tards trying to tardwrangle a demented fat boomer
please can we stop talking about leftypol shitting cumas accurate as it may be, it makes me queasy
>>218607527You've been filtered by international realism lmao
>>218607468Yeah I'm saying it should be one US flag not multiple, multiple makes no sense
>>218607527
>>218607449Rorke you’re going feral again
>>218607449This one? >>218607527That's just leftypol mate
>>218607344mong
>>218607422Sacked Tranny!!
>>218607573link me to her OF then
>>218607479I think it's more that he himself is a total pushover when he comes to China and especially Russia. He's basically in love with Putin and Xi and other than muh tariffs (which he didn't even levy on russia) has done nothing at all, quite the opposite in fact. He dropped sanctions on India in microseconds for the purchase of Russian oil, basically got on his knees for putin in Alaska and somehow hasn't used any force to stop say Russian oil tankers or illegal chinese shipping vessels while obliterating latam ships. In short he's a hypocrite and a pathetic bully.
>>218607527It's called realism mate
>>218607542trumps policies are the opposite of realism
>>218607652
>>218607542attacking your own pliant vassal states because you want to paint the map is not sanctioned by any school of realism
Can't wait until the trump Clinton blowjob photo leaks