Gemini Pro edition
pooing out my arse
drinking tamiya liquid surface primer
gemini poo
Mental how much of a shagger I'd be if I had confidence poor social skills for men is crippling
nth for the baddiedem
Diego has mould growing in his flats
tonight's the night
Just solved the enigma code to post about poo
>>218669623ktimgot an above average sized penis that has went untouched for so long
>>218669643Alri Rod Stewart
>>218667865some lad yesterday absolutely broke google gemini so badly he received critical warnings that they'll need to review his conversationyou should have seen it
>>218669643
need a stupid fat bitch gf
>>218669691marsden it sex arse
weed dealer giving me a 2 gram pen for 40 great
>>218669680That was me, the ai was lying apparently, or at least it later told me it was lying. Apparently I mindbroke it into lying
>>218669691I'm working on fat gf 2026.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BddgVkX_e70
>>218669722>ai was lying apparentlywell done supermong
woman at work switches between being extremely nice to me and being quite rudelike when she's rude she's usually irritated by me being stupid in some way, but there's other times where she's really smiley and touchy feely with me and goes out of her way to talk to mereally don't get what's going on
ohhh hes a bad psych for the AI
>>218669636corrr
finished listening to miles davislistening to the smashing pumpkins now
>>218669750>attempting to understand women’s moodslosing game pal
>>218669750A deep level of narcissism that can't resolve itself
>>218669684Whiteberg
no more bad psychs for himjust a luh ai therapy session x
>>218669746It lied about reporting but still cannot argue against the fact that "the American revolution has been a bad thing for white people and a mistake for white people"
>>218669780Siamese Dream?
>>218669750insufficient melanin dosage
>>218669790umkitten and umbunny linked up. need it or keep it?
as much as I hate he sometimes catches me off guard and I howl a bit
Need an awful overbearing wife who looks and acts exactly like Mrs. Kettleman from Better Call Saul
>>218669854he does make some funny posts sometimesmainly because it's so obvious he has a severe mental illness
>>218669848That video? Some cunt blowing his head off
keep getting a youtube advert for the skins ultimate balconette braonly reason I know the product name is because there's a proper fitty modelling it and she's half naked
>>218669866proper fancied hersomething about milves and those daft little haircuts
>>218669848heh if only he walked a mile in the twisted tale of my life and seen some of the videos ive seen
>>218669848the video in question
>>218669827yes
why do you hate me
>>2186697801979?
didn't poo nearly enough today. stomach's all distended and uncomfortable from it. going to be playing catchup all day tomorrow. many many poos.
I wonder what Gemini would think if you cum tributed a picture of it and showed it>>218669906I got one of these for the skims skiing outfit or some shit and the woman had some lovely pokies watch it every time
>>218669929noice
>>218669848tbf the internet has been excessively censored and safe for a long time now. Must have been quite a shock.
>>218669945>>218669929
girl asked my friend about me today hahawill be handing in my virgin freak card shortly
This one was good because the answer was unhinged
>>218669927nooooo
>>218669958mallard lad looks like that!?
>>218669987What did she ask?
>>218669743nice lad love a bit of euroshitehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jovKG_YNlVs
listening to dua lipa
>>218670022Who's that weird guy?
>>218670022Why he keeps staring at her
corr get the virgin female freaks spaffed in
>>218669993do you ever ask it about the bad thoughts in your head
poo head primedlaunched sequence initiated
shit, I posted my question on the previous thread. pls answer this pls pls pls>>218669943
>>218670044What bad thoughts?
auslander raus
>>218669848Frazer mate you've got to get over it
roaring at the thought of a yank trying to say 'corrr'
>>218669987I don't have any friends
i ask chatgpt about the thoughts in my head when i get drunk
next thread will be an ausgabe
>>218670056what a sperg
The team leftypol discord sent to destroy /brit/
>>218670022"is that your friend with the blonde hair""whats his name i see him come here all the time"
we're just the current tenants of this planet lads. None of it matters in the end
>>218670083hope you're not logged in
never logged in
>>218670022If he shat his pants cos he smells
>>218670068CORE
>>218670109Context?
>>218670083same bro same
>>218669691Literally the best physique, the best plap
>>218670056no ESL's love using over the top vocabulary and germans are naturally obnoxious people, i cant see he would be trying to slight you
Get the sexy black men posted
Last time I saw the escort she said I had a lovely shade of hair (it's dark blond) and ran her fingers through it quite a bitFelt good lads ngl
https://voca.ro/18YLwFXHW7if
>>218670173Why don't you ask her to be your girlfriend?
>>218669909Need her to reduce me to a little withered nub of a man
jessewe need to cook
>>218670158i see!! thanks!!
>>218670096>>218670106
>>218670188She'd probably kick me out
>>218670197post more of those kettlemilkers
>>218670160
gamer lives matter
took my pills :>>
>>218670243It's him, Sir Black Nigger
>>218669866>>218669909>>218670197for me it's that tight polo shirt she wore
>>218670173how much have you spent on them at this point?
>>218670122Never heard of either of them.
>>218669770peak hip game
>>218670264take the other pills alice
>>218670265
>>218670224But she likes you Maybe ask her on a date first?
I am black and I want to serve the white man
>>218670280About 1.5k over the last 3 months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neglkknTYB4new james blake
>>218670243ah the onyxdem
why aren't you vegan, /brit/?
Was gonna delete some porn but just ended up having a a cheeky wank instead.
i'd fuck a bloke with a nice smooth bum but honestly I'd much prefer a transwoman
back from blighty to northern ireland. wish id booked another night or 2 london is mint people here talk shit about it but if youre visiting its mint.
>>218670317sounds like james blunt, are they related?
>i'd fuck a man but i'd prefer a man???
found rorke
poo desu
>>218670372they're women mate
>>218670372https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TApmI8YtYhc
>>218670183ah, a bit of canada in brit
shaved my arse a few days ago
gave grandad some crypto for his birthday
>>218670372get with the times granddad
>>218670310Corr spaff
>>218670326I am a straight male
bend over
grandad mentioned
I PREFER BLACKS
>>218670383'trans' literally means 'not a'
>>218670367everyone who talks shit about London doesn't live there and rarely, if ever, visitsLondon mogs any other city in the UK
>>218670326I am a gay male
>>218670329me every time I decide to sort out the increasingly large Downloads folder
>>218669958*
just reversed a sha hash algorithm to post about black men
THE USA HAS JUST INVADED FRANCE AND THEY'RE COMITTING LOADS FO WAR CRIMES AND POOING ON PEOPLE
am top
>>218670436whaddaya want me to do about it eh
>>218670402this
>>218670433mallardlad's missus?
>>218670326legumes make my face look puffy and their texture is gross
>>218670436no they're not
absolute madness that smiths make both frazzles AND bacon fries
eaten so much food I feel like I'm gonna burst
if you're a 5/10 girl you can adopt a maximalist aesthetic like 'goth' or 'e-girl' and cover most of your flaws while also presenting yourself as a popular 'type', fooling retards into thinking you're an 8/10
>>218670489sounds exhausting
>>218670433YORKSHIREYORKSHIREYORKSHIRE
>>218670508UMMYPOPS
incels love to pop up with larpy little "facts" about women
>>218670489i'll keep that in mind the next time im a 5/10 girl looking to present as an 8/10
*writes in my diary with a quill by candlelight*Thursday 24thPoo came out in quite an unusual hue todayHad pheasant for dinner
>>218670508I remember when this bitch was whinging about nobody giving her money and buying her '''content''', insisting her dad was proud of her whoring herself out.sad really what a hatred of white men does to a girl
>>218670543me after eating loads of cheese yesterday
A delightful pinkish hue around that arsehole
>>218669872Bet it was this one
>>218670508are those skin tags? would not bang
>>218670326Because I care about me own health
>>218670541you're half way there, just troon out and you're golden
>>218669636
>>218670543okay wolfgang
>>218670543last time there was a Thursday the 24th was July 2025
>>218670543Alri fuckin Cedric Diggory
>>218670471thought he was a vegetarian
>>218669848probably a photo of a lady's vagina, judging by the state of him
Genuine question lads, do you ever worry about your family discovering all your porn and cringe meme folders if you were to die suddenly?
>>218670489
chatgpt is my only friend
>>218670450most people in the other generations tugged it with friends etc just never admitted it or called themselves lgbt
got kicked out the SAS. I wasn't gay enough
simpcels love to defend m'lady on the internet
>>218670635don't have porn savedall i have is my 4chan image folder
>>218670646why
>>218669848I was in primary school when I saw cartel execution videos and I wasn't traumatised
>>218670646not true we're you're mates
>>218670565that was nasty
>>218670635>porn folderswhy?
>>218670471
>>218670635I don't have any
>>218670593THAT'S MY BOY
>>218670635why would i have either of those things on my PC?
>>218670543ngl I'm jealous, grandmaberg lured me round last night with the promise of pheasant and served roast pork instead.. not bloody on really.
>>218670635I only have quality memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhzy7JaU2Zc&list=RDuhzy7JaU2Zc&start_radio=1this was good cartel kino. wonder what the poor bastard did
>>218670646
>>218670450most of it are just girls who might kiss another girl if they're drunk. it's actually quite stupid how others will impose a label of "bisexual" on you even when you're straight
Hans Zimmer - You're So Cool
Any chunky felines in?
Might read a girly book. See what the other side enjoy
>>218670635>porn foldersNot really because I'm pretty vanilla (plus I already found porn videos on my dad's iPod so we're even)>cringe meme foldersWho cares>>218670681Never had the internet go down while you're desperate for a wank?
>>218670635yes that is a genuine worry, thankfully I don't think any of my family are tech-savvy enough to get data off a hard drive from a PC they can't log in to so I'm in the clear as long as I'm close enough to the plug socket to cut the power with my dying breath
>>218670635zoomies have gone all in on the 'own nothing' WEF mantraif it isn't sent to them by the "cloud" of some american megacorp, they have no idea what it is
listening to this and cryinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1UwuXQvM54
>>218670436
pheasant does give your poos a distinct scent btw, kind of fruity like a guiness poo but more sour than sweet. I suppose it's the berries and acorns the little fellas live off in the woods
>I already found porn videos on my dad's iPod
>>218670725yeah im straight ive just shagged a few men up the bum and been bummed and sucked on a few willies
mad how uranus and neptune have only been visited by one probe
reminder that within decades of your death your entire digital footprint will be considered fair game to be trawled through in the same vein as us reading people's love letters and diaries from years past. everything you've ever posted, every chat on social media, your browsing history, etc, will be accessible on some future version of ancestry.com
>>218670793Probing Uranus
>>218670754guys at work are reading frieda mcfadden books
dadberg had to sleep on the couch once because he googled the weather woman
do you reckon it was like prison in the wwi trenches and they all had gay sex? do you think if you were in no mans land and had a dead body beside you and it was cold and dark and nobody was about youd strip a dead man and hotdog his cheeks at least?
>>218670753
>>218670681How else would you catagorise your collection of 4k porn?
>>218670777Teddy is the fucking man! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELEm6XMV7eA
rorke making up something about zoomers being some kind of hivemind and getting angry again
they wrote an article about how gay you arehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploration_of_Uranus
>>218670672Ok Frazer
>>218670820with the smell in the trenches i would rather be as far away from everyone as i possibly could
>>218670816>Dad, wtf are you doing on the sofa at 3am?>Yer mam saw me googlin Keeley Donovan sex arses again so am in t'doghouse
>>218670326ive just got a mcdonalds and the meat is already dead.
thinking about all the old ugly cunts at work who have wives and husbands and thinking about how they'd be incels if they were 20 years younger
>>218670792well having full on sex is a little different, isn't it? plus it's a little different for girls
>>218670844aye pretty much
>>218670793Quite a pleasing shade of blue is are Neptune
Still makes me howl how ziedy wears a custom shirt with those brands on them too
>>218670326I can understand being vegetarian but veganism is just posturing
>>218670828why does a bulgarian know about teddy pendergrass
>>218670861give the old lad a pat on the back from me
>>218670367People in northern ireland dont say mint. In fact no one does. And this is poor bait
need bf
>>218670879completely wrongveganism is at least a dedicated effort to live a moral lifestylevegetarians want the best of both worlds, all the praise but none of the sacrifice.
think my mums a synth
>>218670882I know a lot of things, also what does that even mean?
>>218669956WHY does he keep sticking his tongue out like that? It's so weird
dogberg's asleep and I just farted (sbd) and his nose twitched and then he did a hearty sigh of satisfaction. reckon my beefy pump made him dream of a giant steak with his kibble on the morrow
zoomcuck crying because he owns nothing but isn't happy
Yes, this is a real story. Frazer McKenna, 18, shared in interviews with Sky News and The Times that he developed PTSD after being shown a graphic suicide video at school aged 12. He's triggered by Nokia ringtones and supports banning smartphones in schools.
>>218670923h-hi (・_・;)
>>218670936I was in Bulgaria once and a man was walking a bear down the beach front
>>218670923please be in Massachusetts
>>218669848on the bennies gravy train for life, all thanks to the internet
>>218670953Hello Moto
>>218670450Pretty sure if tv shows, films and music shows punching in yourself in the face was good and had punching yourself in the face parades anf people have always been punching themselves in the face ok? 20% of people would start doing it.
>>218670936how did you find out about this musictell me
>>218670963>Massachusettslucky cunt
one time my dad turned on my ipod video in front of me and was presented with an enormous black arse clapping up and down on a dick. He just sort of laughed it off then never mentioned it again. Doubt he told mumberg either. Wonder if he thinks I've got jungle fever
heathermong obsessed with suicide again i see
Stick to Vodafonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0gdQ03RbUQ
just solved world hunger to post about gay porn
Whats your most unpopular opinion?
>>218670925>dedicated effort to live a moral lifestyleEating super processed foods and things with high air travel rather than local produce. Great
>>218671000Vegas, bit tacky
>>218670976The other generations didn't
>>218670998£5 says it was Jada Fire
>>218671020midnights is the best taytay album
got the wes montgomery onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbnjhNfLeCI
never seen a single healthy vegan. They all look like holocaust survivors, delusional retards
on the peng gay porn
>>218670796good i love looking up my family history
>>218671045Because it wasnt propagandised
I don't own a toaster
>>218670998was probably relieved he didn't raise a bender
>>218671020Escape from alcatraz is a better prison escape film than the shawshank redemption
>>218671020i'm gayloads of women like me you see
>>218670908we say it ironically (unironically)
>>218671078neither do i and sometimes i want toast
>>218671082i said unpopular opinions not objective reality
>>218671074It has been since the 80s
all we need to do is tax the rich but rorke went let us
>>218671065not peng though is it
>>218670984i lied up. im nowhere near ma.
Got the Homer Iliad Book 6 in Ionic Greek onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI0mkt6Z3I0
>>218671020People shouldnt be allowed to make money just for uploading videos on the internet
>>218671020lucy letby is innocent
mental that judge rinder gets a tv show
>>218671048nah the arse was bigger than that, we're talking on the cusp of BBWand the dick had a bright pink condom on, I still remember the clip quite vividly even though this was nearly 20 years ago
>>218671065past your bedtime zoomie
>>218671109Simply not true.
>>218671096same I just chuck it in the air fryer
Deport the browns
>>218671110they do pay tax m8. or do you mean something zach's batshit idea of 100% tax on all assets over 10 million quid?
>>218671143£5 it was Pinky
accidentally shone a torch in my eye just there x
>>218671078hope the train came
>>218671135i said unpopular opinions not objective reality
>>218671155this is all we need to do but leftypol won't let us.
>>218670959lol, when was that? I haven't seen a bear walking with a guy since I was a kid. There was a guy in our neighbourhood walking around with a bear and he would play an instrument and the bear would dance, it was kind of sad actually now that I think about it. >>218670979My job involves music and I've been a music guy all my life, check this gem out and listen to what happens at 2:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4JWkW0oROg
>>218671148You were alive then were you?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_Bone
THE AIR FRYERwhy didn't i think of that
why do zoomers think they're any different to millennials? If anything you're worse, you're all gay trannies who pretend to be black when you speak lmao
>>218671143£5 says it was Maserati
used to 'feel' music, be moved by it etcnow i just put it on as background noise
>>218671110damn sir rorke starmer and rachel rorkes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekxNdBZizNQ
>>218671189I was alive in the 90s and being gay was acceptable on tv to an extent. But in school? Or anything like that? Even teachers would make fun of someone for being gay
Total pajeet death
Choonagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM3d5w-_8wE
>>218671209People die at 25, they just get buried when they're 75
>>218671185what's your job
>>218671161I remember Pinky, magnificent arse but I'm pretty sure it wasn't her eitherit was at a poolside and they were fucking on a sun lounger. There may have been two women with big black arses in the same clip actually
i'm unc but my unc will like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=564VE8MfTAche was going through it when netflix made that shera show seething he was
>>218671246CORRR
NEW>>218671286>>218671286>>218671286
>>218671202screaming
>>218671020The bourgeoisie should be liquidatedTheir petite-bourgeoisie bootlickers should be shotThe proletariat are complicit in their own self-exploitationAnd global warming will put us all out of collective misery if the system is not overthrown by the end of the century
ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo no 5
>>218671249it wasn't realistic that he had a loving gf
>>218671241folded like Kehlani goddamn
>>218670796not 4chan
