cock piss partridge edish
zoomers will watch Everwood in 2026they will enjoy the wholesomenessscreencap this
We are basically doing the world a favour looking after people like gingernonce, mousenonce, heathermong, etc. Without /brit/ there is a good chance these people would be out in their communities where there are children and other vulnerable people who they could abuse.
just made this post on pol>>>/pol/526720068
>>218681995
>>218682025garfunkel is looking sharp
>>218682037Zhlorse
>>218682049We should be getting carers allowance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPSOImkQ5YU
>>218682049*kicks you square in the bollocks*
>>218682049Reopen the asylums. Get all the lads under one roof and drugged up.
british niggas be like mobileyank niggas be like moble
fs there's no hot water and i can't wait around for it to get hot i'll have to go out looking like a scruff
>>218682074good post
>>218682074scromiting
creg can i use your moble
>>218682107this nigga live in the soviet union
>>218682049jannies would have doxxed all of them if they had a shred of integrity
OUT OF TOUCH OUT OF TIME
>>218682130frick off cody my stepmom's still mad at you for smashing her meer
>>218682130ok but be quick dude i gotta mosey on down to the store to pick up a few tallboys for me, brayden and jayden
I cheated again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuX79Ud8zI&
>>218682158he plots...
>>218682049being able to mentally torment them is another silver lining of them choosing to spend their entire waking lives here
Biggest Yank ick is when they’re talking about cooking and they say “herbs”. Makes my toes curl, it’s so fucking grim
>>218682183kek new reaction pic just dropped
>>218682202urbs
idk how people get into chessyou could spend a lifetime trying to get good and get nowhere
>>218682183how diego wins arguments
>>218682202having that reaction is far more autistic than making the h silent if im honest with u
In my local primary school multiple reception year kids are in nappies, and 19 out of 30 have special educational needsNot blaming or mocking those kids, but for a school system predicated on mass standardisation this is an extinction level event
hey cody, pass the cilantro bro
>>218682237he's completely right you people speak wrong
American niggas be like>Yo creg I've gotta go drop a deuce
This woman earns more in a year than you'll earn in your lifetime. Same with those OF models
ukanians really love making mountains out of molehills dont they
rorke on a kurdish one
>>218682266mental that, not quite mad, but mental nuntheless
>>218682266wonder if she ever saw her dads bbc when he was getting out of the shower or the like growing up
>>218682256>flaglol
>>218682249Lockdown really fucked everything up
>>218682266After tax I’m on about 8 grand a month so I doubt it
>>218682266After tax I’m on about 9 grand a month so I doubt it
>>218682298
>>218682008Zoomers Are Having A Moment - Everwood Gives Us Insight To Gen Z Life
>>218682299brits invented english and we perfected it simple as
>black people are starving right now
>>218682332LOL
get in the poo shower
>>218682202obsessed
Feel like I wanna lie in bed and watch YouTube on the TV but I know if I do that I'm gonna fall asleep
this bro is a diddy chud
>>218682249This current crop of parents have pretty much decided it's not their job to raise their children No toilet training, can't hold a pen, giving them a phone to stare at, allowing them to run a mock in the pub, even feeding them breakfast is too much and they demand "breakfast clubs" at school
got a problem with my leg it keeps seizing up
>>218682348who are you watching that is that boring it makes you fall asleep?
Name a better feeling that being drunk and eating a pizza, prostate massage from the ex doesn’t count
>>218682332no offense but you sound like an english person who just spent three years in bumfuck arkansas
>>218682361unc…
>>218682332Right lets not get too hasty now Bruce
only things australians have perfected are coffee and silly sounding nicknames
>>218682365Nothing but I'm so fucking wrecked that I'll fall asleep to anything. Normally watch gaming playthroughs
>>218682361my calf and and ankle were pulsating the other day
>>218682249I see it as a positive because most of those kids are going to be retarded or mentally stunned, meaning a smaller labour pool for jobs, so my baby boy will have more opportunities and can get higher wages
>>218682366not being maori filth like yourself would be an extremely better feeling :)
>>218682346love how you cunts always pull the "oooh obsessed obsessed obsessed" card to cope with the fact that not one single nation of people on this planet enjoys your company at all it's not a win to be so insufferable that 8 billion people can't stand you kek
>>218682366being stoned and jerkin it
oh my days i just had to solve about 16 captchas to make my first post since clearing history
doing a bit of pwogwamming with my long socks on (˘ω˘)
>>218682384that'll put any cunt to sleep
>>218682366i don’t know have you ever tried actually accomplishing anything of value once in your life
>>218682407why are you seething
>>218682407dunno m8 you seem quite obsessed to me
>>218682407Of course, because we’re the most powerful nation on earth. You think the barbarian tribes liked seeing the roman centurions walking around? nope. The day you no longer hate us will be the first day we’re finally no longer a superpower
got banshee on
>>218682408this fucked up my brain as a teenager
>>218682407done him
>>218682437ktim but it was absolutely worth it
I LOVE AMERICANS (the white ones)I HATE MAORI SCUM FILTH GUTTER TRASH
No idea what this is all about. Like does anyone in labour seriously think they can salvage the shit show that is Britain?It's surely just politicians trying to position themselves to cash in as much as possible until they're kicked out in 2029
>caring about whether or not “your company is enjoyed by people of other nations”LMAOdo non-hegemons really
can't stand continentalswill never understand remainers me
>>218682459what the fuck happened to that jeet rishi or whatever his nasty brown name was? I haven't kept up with politics for a while
>>218682459They look like brothers kier and andy
>>218682434You're not the most powerful nation on earth, China is. If China embargoed you you'd be fucked within 6 months. Every high tech thing you produce, including for your military comes from rare earth minerals that only china can produce / manufacture. This is why the acronym called TACO exists because China knows that if it holds its nerve Trump will back down when economic reality kicks in
>>218682476https://x.com/TheFigen_/status/2014373097642598867
>>218682462>lmao look at all these foreign fags being nice to each other why the hell are they doing that??
>>218682459idk much about Andy Burnham except that he’s mayor of Manchester but reddit seems to love him so he must be shit
>>218682492good post
>>218682492yeah this is actually truehowever, they need us to buy it from them. it goes both ways as the economy is globalthis is why china would also get screwed if trump was actually moronic enough to invade greenland and cut ties with the EU
>>218682492Everyone who’s actually important enough/located close enough to China hates them. Why? because they’re also powerful. You can put us at number one, number two, whatever, but both of us know you’re not even top 5. People who hate you hate you for your past, when you actually did have power.
grind the putrid american Beasts into a fine flour and bake them into bread
>>218682478Leader of Tories who were routed at the 2024 General Election. Always felt bad for Rishi. He wasn't in it for the money like a lot of these cunts and actually had real world business experience, unlike a lot of these cunts, and fair play to him, he has stayed on as a politician when everyone said he'd immediately fuck off to California after the election
>>218682498Do you all have gay sex afterwards too faggot? how cute
>>218682520You’ve been owned fellaTake a seat yh
>>218682492>china the most powerfullol they can't even take this barren wasteland or Taiwan for that matter. Chinese are a bunch or sissy cucks built for BIG WESTERN COCK
>>218682535so what if we do? someone's jelly x
>>218682510He's got a northern accent, is a bit of lefty and supports reddit initiatives like trams so yeah they fawn over him
>>218682476wish we could just move britain so it's near australia and new zealand (not right next to them though, a little bit of distance). nice neighbours and isolated from everywhere that is full of arseholes or is a shithole
>>218682510He showed his economic incompetency when he said we must not be in hock to the bond markets, you know all those people who lend mo money to the government for them to piss it up the wall
>>218682060Even new builds looked more soulful
>>218682527I went to Australia once and everyone was incredibly nice to me, which was surprising because of all the shit I see talked on the internet. Then I realized it’s probably because you’re all cucks too scared to say anything in person, how pathetic. You can’t even say anything on the internet too as of like a week ago anyways, keep it up and I’ll report you to the police for a thoughtcrime rofl
>>218682539yeah nah. my counterpoint was solidworth noting im not the yank who's toting about how great we are, while drinking his XXL diet soda in his computer chair. im not that cringeworthy
>>218682525Shifting the goal posts are you? No one here said Britain was top 5 or anything like that. I'm just refuting america being the most powerful nation in the world anymore
>>218682534>felt bad for Rishias soon as I saw a picture of him holding up that coin with "diversity built Britain" on it I was hoping he got bone cancer and died the most slow pain full death possible. If by diversity they mean, English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish then yeah, but not the rest of the brown horde of beasts
>>218682575My point stands regardless of your pedantry
>>218682540America spent several trillion dollars and 20 years to replace the Taliban with, um... The Taliban.
>>218682413I'm doing programming, but using Claudeai to write 90% of what I do
>>218682593so did... *checks list* everyone else
>>218682593I thought our brave NATO allies were with us all the way with us in Afghanistan, or has the eurotranny script been updated since Greenland?
Saw the green party video: "isnt life hard? Billionaires are bad, that's the only problemm We'll make it better, promise. How? Ohh sorry the videos run out of time" but read by a lisping gay jew
>>218682591Why do you yanks always sound like total wank stains who I would never want to hang out with. Whole nation of corn syrup brained retards, quite a notion
*runs into the thread with my willy and bum out*
>>218682249How many are wogs?
>>218682534You stupid cunt
is there another word for dingleberry?
>>218682608That doesn’t actually work btw
>>218682564i'm sure some of that was genuine but what usually happens when we encounter a yank in the wild is we're just humouring you until you fuck off so we can laugh about you when you're gone lol interacting with yanks is like interacting with customers at a retail job
>>218682610>>218682613You guys spent 100 times more than the next highest contributor. Definitely your mess and failed legacy
>>218682618Link?
>>218682613Didnt trump say other NATO soldiers didnt fight on the frontlines or something? Guess all our casualties were blue on blue by our greatest ally
>>218682622Your country could sink into the ocean tomorrow and nothing would happen
>>218682359>even feeding them breakfast is too much and they demand "breakfast clubs" at schoolmental isn't itand they justify it on the grounds that it helps poor kidsno one with a roof over their head in this country is so poor that they can't afford breakfast for fuck sake
>>218682680that's not true i'd be sad
>>218682663https://x.com/TheGreenParty/status/2014412751410758038
lol
>>218682618It's quite remarkable the lack of scrutiny green party policies are put under particularly by people who endlessly scrutinise Tory/reform policiesPolanski goes on one podcast, gets a bit of a grilling and completely falls apart. What follows is moral outrage from his clique accusing the host of acting in bad faith.They might be enjoying a bit of a boost in polls right now but once election time comes around, their ideas are put under a microscope and Zack has to answer to a real grilling like Andrew Neil the facade is doing to crumble along with their poll numbers
my postman must think I’m such a fucking loser dosser It’s possible he thinks I work nights though
pinching my little green penis with chopsticks
>>218682656uh oh, are you vilifying me based on my national origin, a protected characteristic under the new hate speech law? Lmao what a pathetic nanny state shithole, hope you’re using a vpn before your door gets kicked down for thoughtcrimes
doing absolutely sulphuric farts
>>218682714ktim
>>218682593we killed kids there so it doesn't matter LOL absolutely MOGGED those towels heads
>>218682708Its more populist than reform but its not called out as that
>>218682692>wages stuck in 2008Er no lol
>>218682723Kek based special forces
>>218682700your point?
>>218682708What was the interview?
right well
>>218682717i'm not even being inflammatory lad it's genuinely how people tend to think of you lol keep making your little tired poltard jokes if that's what makes you feel better
got the pan on. bacon white pudding and eggs
>>218682743holy shit i need to finally get around to playing yakuza
my homeNO SAIS ALLOWED GO HOME
>>218682743Chortling
>>218682752The rest is politics
>>218682740ok
>>218682757do you know how people tend to think of you?not at all
>>218682723“want me to drop this cunt?”
>>218682723>Fuck off this mortal coil you cunt *blam *>I"ve just broken the Geneva convention ladsWas he based?
Kek
>>218682770The milquetoast tory and the champagne socialist?
>>218682791not a strongly worded statement! our greatest weakness
>>218682807Yeah
>>218682779you people just don't get it do you
>>218682809I dont think it will be strongly worded even
>>218682740do these things even feel like real pussies?
>>218682824You are a slave performing for an audience that isn’t even watching
>>218682791That’s actually disgraceful my older brother was in the parachute regiment they were definitely on the front line.
me mam died in the holly
>>218682766Get over it
do fleshlights feel anything like the real thing?
>>218682692he's got my vote. fuck farage.
>>218682680Oh me oh my, what I would give to be on the world stage…
Not a very comfy atmosphere in the thread
we need to find a way to get whatever gene causes this disorder into every woman's chromosomes
>>218682839concession? acceptedyou? doneyanks? reviled and mocked worldwide
>>218682868Don't think anyone with a fleshlight would know
>>218682868feels more like a man's bumhole
>>218682766>no sais
alright lads time for bed
>>218682869Well I'm voting reform so cancelling you out
>>218682791Wonder what little pussyhole nigel will say about this? Absolutely nothing me thinks
>>218682878You have no argument to even concede to. You’re nothing and the worst part is you’re happy to be nothing because being something would be too hard
nigel farage in his nigel garage
get the gay porn onit's friday
>>218682876yh it's called surgery
Here’s an idea, why don’t we all invade America at once and rape and murder them, tear them limb from limb, activate that primeval goo flowing inside of our testicles
>>218682903aint no one readin this goyslave yankbabble lil bro :sob:
When was it collectively decided his last name is pronounced fa-raaj Back in 2015 there were endless debates on whether it was that or fa-ridge
I want to say sorry to all Americans on behalf of my countrymen. very disrespectful to our Anglo-Saxons brothers across the sea. let's all have a cheeky goon session together as a bonding exercise
>>218682869He didnt say anything though. He just listed some general problems
>>218682692>students buried in debtwhoever made this ad doesn't know shitstudents don't have to pay back loans until they earn after a certain amount and the fees per month are tinyif they lied about this i can't trust the rest of their claims
>>218682921You’ve never touched a gun in your life and live on a tiny island cowering away from the world>>218682922same goes for you
>>218682947>and the fees per month are tinyThey're really not
Election time coming up in the big nz, not sure who to vote for
inserting a shoelace aglet up my urethra and slurping the whole thing into my bladder like a strand of spaghetti
it's raining cum hallelujait's raining spermamen
the results are in
>>218682925O’Brien still calls him farridge
>>218682955What does a gun have to do with me raping you and your little Israeli friends
>>218682957how about you don't vote in a white mane election you smelly coconut
>>218682955why are you replying to people who are just trying to wind you up kek
>>218682979Cambridge Edinburgh and norwich are actually nice though. Living in stoke i can imagine
>>218682981Kek of course he does the little contrarian
>>218682981Based lmao
>>218682989Ayo mane you dig sucka?
once you get a yank wound up like this you can really see just how empty they are mentallywhen you prod them there's no jokes no banter it's just "well we're like bigger and better than you and stuff"genuine golems lol
>>218682998There used to be 200 pubs within the City walls of Norwich and people seemed to be perfectly happy. I wonder what's changed?
>>218682979ktim
Mac n cheese from Greggs for me brekkie. It lush x
got giant jungle mushrooms growing in my fridge
>>218683008Streamlined into one super pub for more efficient drinking at a price super pub tm deems fit
>>218682984It’s less the gun and more the small piece of metal it will propel through your skull and into your brain. Do you know what happens when a bullet hits the skull? It just doesn’t go straight through. Imagine throwing a rock really fast into a bucket of water. The water shoots up everywhere, right? Now, the bullet is significantly smaller than the rock, but is going more than fast enough to compensate. So what happens is your entire head, brain, arteries, all simultaneously explode! That’s a little physics lesson for you, sheltered, middle class sissy
>>218683026Looks like the inside of John, Elton’s colostomy bag
i was well known at school for being able to do booker T's spinneroony
grow up
>>218683047What does this have to do with me raping you on the world stage
why is helpermong posting here
>>218683026BOSH
>>218683005kek see what i mean lads >>218683047
>>218683069no you werent be quiet
having a poo
throwing poop at brian from eggheads
I reckon where I live will become uninhabitable with climate change. Need to convince the misso that we move before other normaltons work this out and our house becomes worthless.
457 British soldiers died in Afghanistan and more than 2000 suffered injury and this orange piece of shit trashes them like that. Why does no politician in this country (Tory/labour/reform) have the bollocks to stand up to this cunt and tell him
grow up mate
about to do the bigest shit in the world ever
>>218683100Cos Britain is a puppet of America like all European GAYTO regimes
>>218683100Politicians don't give a fuck, they'd prosecute all veterans for war crimes given half a chance
you need to grow up
>>218683100Trump is based and redpilled l'm sure whatever he said is correct and you're just a tranny with tds
>kek see what i mean lads
>>218683100not very many really is it
Police are seeking public assistance to locate a 12-year-old girl missing from Noosa Heads since Thursday 22 January.
Seen a smackhead kicking off in town this morning. Just another day in this open air asylum known as the UK.
>>218683100Lots of them have?
>>218683100Kier will be having a word with him lad don't worry
>>218683100just doing their job weren't they. don't expect starmer to give a speech for me if I fall over at toil
>>218683152Lad on here told me UK isnt in decline though
>>218683097>world is ending>hmmm how will this affect my property value
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om4dEGKnEmwGot the Sleep Token on again lads. Pure Warhammer music but I don't care.
>>218683147no one cares mate. they're white girls, the most privileged people to ever exist. why should I care about them when white boys lives have more value?
>>218683100>Why does no politician in this country (Tory/labour/reform) have the bollocks to stand up to this cunt and tell himThey have. What do you expect then to do, punch his lights out?
>>218683155Who? Saying shit like “president trumps comments are very disappointing” isn’t what I mean
>>218683147stop it
>>218683181What do you want them to do? Out of interest
>>218683147who cares about stolen kids on stolen land
>>218682956they are because they are proportional to your income you lying shit. i've never even noticed mine and i was on low wage for a long time.
>>218682979People with high intelligence are prone to depression. Ask me how I know :(
>>218683197you're on stolen land too burger
>>2186831381 - USA deaths per million 7.962 - UK deaths per million 7.25Muppet
>>218683173>>world is endingNo. I'd rather not having to live in a tent for the rest of my life wherever we end up.
>>218683184why do you have this saved
>>218683181Liberal Democrat leader Sir Ed Davey criticised the remarks on social media, saying: "457 British troops lost their lives in Afghanistan. Trump avoided military service five times. How dare he question their sacrifice."Former Shadow Justice Secretary Robert Jenrick, who recently defected to Reform UK, said the comments were "offensive and wrong".Speaking to BBC's Question Time on Thursday, Labour MP Emily Thornberry called it an "absolute insult" to the British service personnel killed in the conflict and said the remarks were "much more than a mistake".
>>218683100shouldn't have become a soldier, risk of the job simple as
>>218683026what's planned for din dins?
>>218683047navy seal copy pasta aah post
>>218683131enraged circumcised slave hurriedly googling soyjak images on his little goyphone to try and own foreigners online (that he totally doesn't care about btw)
>>218683184Pocoyo more into it desu
how much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
>>218683214No we conquered it from bands of savages who actually had civilization, you gunned down a bunch of hunter gatherers
>>218683213People with middling intelligence are prone to depression. People with HIGH intelligence (such as myself) are able to think their way out of their 'pression.
>>218683180>>218683193Fucking stick it on him properly every politician gets all timid around him and can barely get their words out. Confront him properly stop with all the bitch language “we are very disappointed” pathetic
>>218683250savages don't have civilization that's what makes them savages
Hate that thing where someone says they can’t whistle and then everyone starts whistling and giving tips on how to get good at whistling.
>>218683250>who actually had civilizationAh yes wigwams and lacrosse truely you conquered a great civilisation
>>218683265>ermm actually
>>218683250>scalping people is civilizedthe only "civilization" your natives have is running shitty casinos
why the fuck didn;'t i get on these years agoway better than vapingcheapercan do it everywhere
>>218683047you guys are literally just letting the government invade your cities and execute its own citizens in the streets and not one person is shooting backall that muh guns shit is now definitively proven as the larp we always knew it wasamericans are demonstrably weak and cowardly
>>218683250>savages who actually had civilization
>>218683184is she underage then
>>218683220None of these people are important or have any power. By politicians I meant the ones who actually matter
>>218683250youre on stolen land. your ancestors were thieves. you did worse to them than we did to the irish
>>218683277>say something stupid>get called stupid>make an even more stupid comment in replyyou are stupid
>>218683279yeah because we conquered them>>218683282>auscuck defending illegal brownpipo getting deported the absolute state
>>218683172>not in declineLmao economic inequality is reaching obscene levels. The rich are getting richer and and the poor are getting poorer at such a fast rate that the wealth gap will never be closed for generations. Every city and large town now has a homelessness crisis and more people than ever rely on welfare and food banks just to survive rather than paid employment. Not to mention mass immigration permanently changing the culture and social fabric of society. Imagine thinking we're not in decline.
fucking grow up
>>218683282he won't like this lol
>>218683286she's 18
why doesn't the yankcel freak go back to /cum/? can't probably a germoid anyhow. definitely not English judging by how stupid he is
its poo o'clock
>>218683240Dunno yet lid. Depends how hungry I feel later.
went to the hunterian museum yesterday. its full of fetuses and willies in jars.
The yank is a paki anyway
>>218683308he's talking about them murdering a white US citizen you fucking idiot, did you forget about that?
>>218683341grow up
>>218683280don't do it lad I always fall back into their trap, build up to 20 or so a day then after a couple of weeks build up tolerance and realise I should just stop
>>218683334because this is the easiest place on 4chan to farm seethe
business idea: a society where the rich get richer and the poor get richer too
Rule number 1DONT ENGAGE WITH YANKSit’s that simple bruce
screaming
>>218683282>invade your cities and execute its own citizens in the streets and not one person is shooting backare you talking about that stupid dyke in the car100% deserved
>>218683349Yeah another racetraitor cuck like yourself. And it’s illegal to be anything else in your country now
>>218683368rather speak to a yank that a filthy maori dog like you
*grows up*
sick of it all
>>218683370fucking roaring but this has to be AI
>>218683368hit em with this
Leftypol saying race is a social construct but advocating blood and soil ethnonationalism for non-white indigenous peoples
>>218683381Hey pack it in
>>218683389no it doesn't
>Australians arguing with Americans in my British Culture ForumP-please be kind to another..
>>218683387you're all grown up
>>218683379you are genuine cattle lol you quite clearly do not even have the mental faculties of a normal human
>>218683389it's from around 2015 or summat
business idea: European Confederation of National Socialist ethnostates united against Judeo-American capitalism and Asiatic Bolshevism
why has a yank come to our british general to seethe
>>218683417You’re cattle, go ahead deny the holocaust. prove you’re a free man
>>218683405fuck up dog
>>218683381you leave him the FUCK alone
that's the whip nice and cleanx
stop arguing its making me sad
anyone fucking want some
>>218683446You just called me a dog benchod fuck you
im ill just in time for the weekend, im a runt
>>218682512Road to empress ahh cuties, 2 and 6 are the pengest
>>218683444kill yourself, I'm supporting the seppo over you now, fuck off dog
>he won’t deny itomdz
>>218683446Me when I was 12 and my parents were arguing again: (
>>218683460i didnt
>>218683480>>218683480>>218683480
>>218683429sounds wonderful, here have the European Union of Wog-loving Communists instead
see man driving a german whipblacked out windows looks like shit
>>218683388same, feeling a bit better today, but still bastard sick too fucking death of it
>>218683437we all know the holocaust was a farce lad, you really can't be making comments like this as a fucking yank kek. do you even still have foreskin?
