will always be hilarious how smug lefty types went on for years about how technology would make so many jobs redundant and how it was actually valuable for them to get their artsy craftsy degrees because "machines could never do this sort of thing"
and now those artsy craftsy jobs are the literal first ones being made redundant by machines
omd

>>218684821
tbf it’s also nuked the coding industry, my whole childhood i heard about how at least there would always have to be someone to program the robots lol

leftymong thinking farage and tommy robinstein are far right fascist nazis

>>218684821
very few of those self-desrcibed artists are even good at art

>>218684821
that never happened

doing one of those mushy formless shits that all falls out of you in one big pile like a load of topsoil being tipped out of a wheelbarrow

linus tech tips views are in the dumpster lately

>>218684851
towa?

>>218684851
this is as bad as watching a 30 year old man unboxing a Nintendo switch and acting like a mid on Christmas

>>218684873
might be because he's retarded with tech idk

have noticed most of the spastics in here are from the north

Am watching Landscape Artist of The Year and this fool in episode 2 talking about how he needs his AI to give him ideas for his painting of Buckingham Palace (the idea was to put Palace Guards in it) and the judges are saying how creative his mad world he's invented is. And his painting was fucking dogshit.
He didn't get shortlisted but it's absolutely disgusting how far this slop is getting.

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Any decent >8/10 shawty be booked since hs. If y’all meet a good-looking bitch past 18 she be a hoe on god.

liquid calories is the way. Grim though but it's the way

wanking my arse with poo

AI just stole my job.

>>218684920
grow up mate

>>218684821
done them

AI just raped my arse

>>218684896
Such as?

easter eggs on the supermarket shelves in january
there's a level of pisstakery on display here

wanking off the ai

reckon if i was a slave back in the day i would just tell the owner to sod off and I'd go walking the land

I am bothered by people who say we shouldn't build robots because of iRobot
You having seen a movie (they didn't read the book shut the fuck up) is not a valid reason to hamper the progress of mankind

Don't believe for one second British troops were on the front lines in Afghanistan.

>>218684953
Just not on is it?

it's over for rorke, pic related

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>Any decent >8/10 shawty be booked since hs. If y’all meet a good-looking bitch past 18 she be a hoe on god.

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I knew this guy died after getting released from the crime of shagging but I didn't know he was a passenger in a police chase

>>218684989
progress is a myth, a carrot on a stick if you will. As long as there are children going without and animals going extinct we aren't progressing

Mousecord is squeaking with excitement
Twitch stream tonight!!! Watching Game of Thrones for the first time

mad how none of the garments made using the cotton picked by slaves is in use today
what, i say, was the point?

>>218684953
don't forget they're also smaller with less cocoa and a higher price tag

>>218685019
use case for children and animals in a world with robots?

>>218685010
tbf black slang is catchy

>>218685017
What a weird title makes it sound like he was an innocent civilian who got hit by a car

>>218685030
something to do innit

>on a tram earlier standing
>cutie teenage girl gets up to get off
>sit in her seat
>get instantly hard when i know the heat remaining i’m feeling is from her arse

>>218685060
Greeknonce!!

check my NOMIS bruv

>>218685066
you need locked up mate

>>218685066
you have a serious problem

>>218685066
corr

it’s been 24 minutes why has no one bought my iPad on eBay yet!!!!!!!!!!!????

could switch out sylvando for serena now she has multiheal but she doesn't do much damage

>>218685058
why didn't they think of the long-term consequences of bringing blacks to america?

>>218685066
this happens to me almost daily thanks to the hot desking thing we have at toil, big fan

>>218685010
Mad how this is all zoomer and gen a culture is

>>218685017
Remarkable how every time we're presented with some "innocent black child" who's just been a victim of the system something like this happend

It actually doesn't just apply to blacks now that I think about it, Jay Slater was one of those that everyone with eyes knew was a wrongun but was trotted out as a good boy, initially at least.

british rap is even worse than australian rap and yet it's popular somehow

>>218684821
>will always be hilarious how smug lefty types went on for years about how technology would make so many jobs redundant and how it was actually valuable for them to get their artsy craftsy degrees because "machines could never do this sort of thing"
Literally no one said this
Why are so many people making shit up about historic attitudes to AI and automation

>>218685099
blinded by the thought of immense profits I guess

>>218685111
Give it a rest Rorke

>>218685108
Having a direct pipeline from the ghettos of America into the brains of the European youth has been a complete disaster

>>218685095
Serena gets a big buff when Veronica dies

Love putting the vibrating blowjob mouth over my willy instead of wanking, its so much more comfortable plus my hands are free to do as I please!

just wrong

lovely lovely posh birds

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>Australian rap
genuinely just burst out laughing just from imagining it

remember when black people had regional English accents instead of that grating road man accent they all have now

>>218685136
Am I wrong? The moral of the story is you should judge a book by it's cover

>>218685187
Agreed so we’ll all keep judging you as a sexless freak

>>218685180
>had regional English accents
No because they only ever had cockney accents and maybe a handful of them had some posh southern one

>>218685141
i know but i'm still in the first part. in the second part I'll use both

>>218685202
ok so regional English accents then

https://youtu.be/me0nsP_s7Rs?si=7TH8Sq1YATbG7OV_
certified BANGER

>>218685113
I'm sorry little kids but I'mma kill a clown today
I could say bullets are gonna spray
I'm from Brooklyn, that's alright
But lemme just say I like to get close and personal with a razor-sharp object
But! Lemme just say this: I'm not gonna stab you in the heart
What I'm gonna do is grab a pen, stab you in the neck, puncture your lungs

>>218685206
Are you playing with Draconian settings on?

>>218685123
>Why are so many people making shit up about historic attitudes to AI and automation
it's literally just NEETS coping with being pieces of shit

>>218685227
no just normal mode

>>218685200
Well you wouldn't be wrong so thanks for vindicating me

yeah top shagger post that

funny how every time someone posts something perverted theres always a tranny/woman in here that has a melty over it

>>218685174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNOuLcD0v4E

>>218685220
this is hard idc what anyone says

>>218685180
There was only one black kid in my school, he was incredibly short and had a squeaky voice
Temperament like a pit bull too

>>218685220
*hands you a currency note with a picture of some uncharacteristically accomplished maori person on it*
put on your jandals and run down to the dairy and buy us some speights to put in the chilly bin won't you

>>218685271
we don’t all need to know what you’re wanking your smeggy swc over every thread, rorke x

>>218685180
>remember when black people had regional English accents
No.

>>218685174
if you want a laugh look up 'the hoods' in sydney

Not the biggest fan of this rap music I must say

Traitors final tonight pog

STRAIGHT OUTTA POOWONG

20 hours until I message the escort

>>218685255
Oh the game is piss easy then why even bother with a healer

>>218685314
Remember that it's Dry January mate so no drinks with Traitors

>>218685180
even if they did how would that make them any better?

>>218685017
UAE assassinated him

0 hours until your next shitty blogpost

eshays

he's been done

>>218685342
mind raped

>>218685215
But there are 50 or so
And they only ever had 2
You know what I’m saying

>Hello, anon
>Portfolio value
>£236,352.48

the side of australian rap the white fella dont want you to hear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks

Demoman from TF2

brits will never know the struggle of growing up on the mean streets of toongabbie

It's Frieren Friday

>>218685378
cant be worse than growing up in the ghettos of Saffron Walden

>>218685365
based poo investor

Going for an incel cinema trip tonight
Yes I'll be on my own
Yes I'll be buying a bottle of wine (or two)
Yes I'll be crunching my popcorn obnoxiously loud

Mental when HE dies there’s going to be celebrations all over the world, like people genuinely cheering and singing and dancing for joy that another human being has died. Probably the biggest single outpouring of joy at a death since Hitler’s.

The fact I don’t even have to say who HE is and you all immediately knew as soon as you read this proves it’s true.

don’t understand any of norm mcdonalds jokes

>>218685411
wine in the cinema is a bold choice, I usually just smuggle in a 4 pack of strong polish lager

>>218685420
get the spam is a bit much but literally celebrating bradders's demise is a little far

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>>218685390
it's fern friday

Mental that Dry January is even a thing really
Can't imagine regularly drinking so much that it would be worth considering, without that habit becoming genuine alcoholism that would make Dry January almost impossible

Eminem is 50 years old now. You reckon he cringes his tits off thinking back to 2003 when he would release those silly little rap songs to 13 year olds?

what sort of gay stuff have you lot tried?

>>218685420
I know diego is a bit annoying mate but I think this is in bad taste, and I don’t think he’s particularly well known outside this general. His tenants might be happy though, granted.

>>218685411
You can get Wine in the cinema?

>>218685420
That will just be a marker of how many retard he mindraped

>>218685436
probably too busy crying at night wishing he was black

>>218685411
ever wanked in the cinema? regular wanking or incel wanking, both count

its not the dollhouse characters themselves that are the problem, its the demented shut-ins constantly talking about them

>>218685439
Lifes all about experiences so if you havent let a bunch of strangers run a train on you in the toilets of the public park then youre probably just a terminally online shut in who's wasting their life

>>218685435
mentally sodomised

>>218685472
Aren't we all... aren't we all...

>>218685439
shaved my balls once

Eminem is 53

>>218685427
>>218685449
Honestly it's comfy as, cinema I go to has a little bar in the foyer and yeah they sell wine by the bottle. That tired wine drunk you get is perfect to sink into the comfy seats.
Normally I'd sneak stuff in but this is a nice independent one so I don't mind paying :)

>>218685476
Nah x

>>218685476
Got tossed in the cinema when i was like in year 9

>>218685489
The leftypol diaries

>>218685514
and that was the last time you went with your dad

Wog outside shouting "oh my days"
Spaki would cream himself if he heard this

>>218685420
Your post oozes gay

>>218685536
Wahey

Finger poked through the paper
I'm technically gay now

>>218685420
Piers morgan?

need a haircut havent had one in 4 months last time i went they butchered my fringe and cut everything too short im scared to go back

my bum be like pooooo aaaahhhh

Is Burger King any good?

>>218685574
ktim but last time i got a haircut they sprayed some kind of ethanol afterwards and got a reaction on my neck

>>218685507
Wonder how old he'll be next year

>>218685574
buzzcut time

Think im going to cheat in another game on chess.com

>>218685590
in all seriousness do you freaks think posts like this are funny?

Jewish people are overrepresented in audiovisual media

>>218685626
Not one of those freaks but no I don't

>>218685626
Post humour isnt it. Maybe youre too midwit to get it

if Farage was PM and decided to postpone 30 local elections he'd be called a dictator by leftypol

>>218685590
Haha so funny xD

>>218685650
Would genuinely batter cunts like this given the chance.

>>218685626
why should he care what a mong like you thinks?

>>218685667
Imagine if he scrapped jury trials

>>218685666
its not 2017 anymore grow up

>>218685667
keep it on LBC's X next time

im in love with the shape of poo

/brit/ been really shit lately, not entertaining to read. Step the fuck up mongs Im at toil bored out of my arse here

>>218685667
Starmer won, rorke, get over it.

>>218685678
oo you'm hard

Hate benefits mongs more than I hate migrants to be honest. Obviously when there is an overlap that is the worst of all. But no, I do not feel kinship with the white neighbor who has five retarded kids, three with SEND plans and child allowance, two adult kids so on enhanced UC, PIP, DLA, cars from motability, parents on enhanced UC, getting most of their rent paid.

Dysgenic fucking retards getting their existence and proliferation paid for, completely stable financially, living a life of leisure while people who work worry about keeping a roof over their heads. The paki guy at the corner shop maybe shouldn't be here at all, but at least he fucking works dammit. If white people only continue in the form of benefits dependent fat ugly retarded genetic waste material, why bother? Better to go extinct.

>>218685690
Do it with a finger up your bum

>>218685684
jury trials dont work in multicultural societies. too much racial bias (mainly from non-white)

>>218685709
Go knock on their door and tell them

>>218685678
But why lol he’s on a bike

>>218685690
All the good posters have been banned

>>218685590
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>218685678
Don't need to, most of them manage to get themselves paralysed or killed before long.

>>218685680
grow up mongboy

>>218685688
>>218685700
upset hypocrites. have a word

>>218685709
>t.Levi Sheinberg

>>218685734
i accept your concession

>>218685650
do potholes not affect bikes then? surely one pothole would send him flying and it’s not like he’d ever have the chance to even see it coming at that speed

>>218685720
Dangerous driving. Putting other people's lives (a bus, probably full of schoolchildren) at risk

>>218685750
thats you done

>>218685761
in opposite world

>a bus, probably full of schoolchildren
mmmm don't stop I'm almost there

>>218685626
i intend it to be nostalgic for anyone who was an adolescent in the late 2000s

wanking but at what cost?

>>218685771
hes done you there mate let it go

>>218685745
I don't care, call me what you want. Retards, dysgenics and beggars shouldn't count as white anyway. The utter creatures you see crawling around the council estates don't even qualify as human half the time, let alone White.

Thought I might give The Sopranos another go around. Not my first rewatch but its been at least a few months, maybe a year.

>>218685788
if you're almost at your destination, shouldn't you want the bus to stop so you can leave?

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>you accept my concession? what? I most certainly did NOT concede anything in this argument.

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>>218685714
Correct

>>218685602
Nah it's shit

>>218685806
no you havent. keep crying you bellsniff

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bros

i did a motorbike training course once and i was so bad at it the man asked me if i could ride a bicycle

>>218685758
Are you dense? He’s on a bike what do you think happens if he crashes into a bus? Bus Driver wouldn’t even feel it you silly bastard

>>218685810
AIDS?!

>>218685828
not him but hes proper done you up here mate

might start a new game

>>218685810
Be sure to bore the shite out of everyone by spamming quotes from it at any half-opportunity because you're a dire little incel.

>neighbor

>>218685821
doesnt this completely unravel leftypols worldview?

>>218685853
see
>>218685828

Need a poo but won't get home from work for another 45 minutes

>>218685840
Are you serious

I've done no work at all this week, not done a thing. Dangerously checked out at toil.

>>218685886
concession accepted

>>218685859
I get enough of that one reddit. No real need to it on /brit/. Its just a comfort show to watch to get me through the winter and I don't know that I can watch The Crown again so soon or Mad Men for that matter.

>>218685899
KTIM

>>218685907
not really

>>218685727
actually i'm in my 30s x

There's a man here who hears voices that tell him to post about poo all day or else.

>>218685899
me every week

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>>218685876
Leftypol isnt really big on facts and figures its more about vibes

>>218685835
lmao. Good gig to get fired from as well. Would have no issue being a binman myself.

>>218685931
Better that than you complaining x

>>218685899
did lots of "work" but it just feels like stuff now. robotic drivel

>>218685945
I don't like how they start "working age" at 16. Yeah it's technically right but honestly we should have most people in full time education at that age, you don't need a job before 18. I bet it skews the stats.

currently doing my first bit of toil today

what mass effect classes are worth playing other than soldier and infiltrator?

>>218686011
mage

>>218686011
pooer

>>218685954
Its a shite job. This isn't the US where bin men are paid well, they are paid peanuts here.

>>218686011
ship bumboy

someone just made an offer for my iPad on eBay but the account is brand new made today and account location says Australia but the location to post to if I accept is Bradford is this dodgy?

Sprayed the willy lynx on my cock but women aren't running across the road to sniff my bollocks
Could those adverts be lying?

>>218686022
>>218686029
>>218686037
those classes don't exist in mass effect lads, the only valid answers you could give are vanguard, adept, engineer, and sentinel. i would appreciate if you gave an educated opinion with reasoning rather than a shitpost. thank you.

do you enjoy mass effect 2

>>218685989
:)

>>218686011
Groom of the Stool

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Chevron Corp
NYSE: CVX
166.66
USD +16.15 (10.73%)
past month

woah, haha. FUCK YOU

>>218686060
duno i always play soldier. no exceptions.

>>218686059
You have to spray inside the urethra

telling my American gf about the Hillsborough disaster

>>218686055
>location is Bradford
Even without the new account in Australia I wouldn't accept that, too much ambient risk when dealing with pakis, they're always trying to scam

>>218686055
>Bradford
you know the answer mate

>>218686062
My wife Jack is in it. I can forgive you

Got bored of my level 65 Bosmer nightblade thief so I've started a new character who's now a level 18 khajiit death knight. I'm using conjuration spells and staves as a necromancer but also using enchanted heavy armour and two handed weapons as a tank

>>218686064
what's that sang for lad?
>>218686072
me too usually, but i've recently completed an infiltrator playthrough and the sniper rifle with slowdown is kino, i did an insanity run with it and it was pretty easy

>>218686055
never deal with those people. always looking to scam

>>218686109
>sang
slang*

>>218686055
sounds like the situation I've got going on with my £500 mouseLord shipment

>because you're a dire little incel.
Someone called?

>>218685821
Link to the full paper?

Booting up the Nintendo 2DS XL in order to play Pokemon Ultra Moon
Caught a Magnemite yesterday, think I'm gonna keep him x

>>218686087
>>218686088
We're not all pakis :(

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off to bed

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i got in a major car accident a week and a half ago, and was in a coma and have just woken up the other day and my immediate thoughts are about how nurses had to extract my poos and wees and wash my balls and private parts the whole time

>>218686199
Why u always going bed at a strange time and crying

remember denzil from only fools

>>218686177
https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/5a7c6cb2ed915d696ccfcb06/jury-service-upper-age-limit-ia.pdf

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>>218686216
ktim

get well soon

Seriously why does Hinge even bother showing a rancid little incel like me "standouts"
>he's a lineup of incredibly attractive women who are exactly your type but wouldn't even look at you
Yeah cheers for that

>>218686190
Only got a bit into Ultra Sun when it came out, got bored and dropped it

>>218686199
night mate

>>218686109
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

>>218686246
>ktim
wow you were also in a car crash?

>>218686263
not relevant lad you can't play as the bum wiper of any of the councilors, you should know that!

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Might draw a new background for the next iteration

>>218686216
Did you crash your AU falcon?

>>218686281
Well is it arse effect or not then?

>>218686245
Cheers de lad

>>218686055
>bradford
man how they aren't even scamming from pakistan and india anymore

>They won't send an email
>It just AI!
>They've blurred it because it isn't real!!!
.......

>I'm taking a break from social media

whoahahahahahahha

>>218686253
Very boring game it is.
Too much stopping and chatting, it's very slow to actually get into the fun

>>218686318
no mate it's ass erect (which in british parlance is a donkey with a boner) and has nothing to do with bums or feudal servants

>>218685895
yes

>>218686323
Actually thats not it. I have read the full report but i can't remember the name of it. I just clicked the .gov link that came up.

lads what's your favourite insult that doesn't contain any swear words?
for me it's 'get bent'

mad how easy it is to cook eggs

>>218686216
Were you in the news?

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Protein food is such a scam. It's amazing that they've managed to trick people into paying almost $7 for a 30g packet of chips just by slapping the word protein on the packet.

I heard two fat chicks shopping for ice cream and one of them was like "nah I want the protein"
I think normies have come to believe protein is some magic substance that builds muscle while you watch netflix

>>218686434
>I heard two fat chicks shopping for ice cream and one of them was like "nah I want the protein"
They were flirting with you mate

>>218686427
yes but only the kind of news where you have to subscribe to read the full story

>>218684821
i am literally pissing and shitting myself reading this

>>218686035
that's every job here

on monday it will be 26/26/26 the first time that's ever happened in history

>>218686451
Tracey Grimshaw couldn't even be arsed to get you a 60 minutes

>>218686490
fuck off

>>218686367
How old was you

always wanted to have a friend who i thought was just a small low testosterone lad, but then eventually find out it was a tomboy the whole time and now she's willing to shag me

>>218686490
Don't joke lad

mental how gaytheists twenty years ago thought that if they converted everyone to gaytheism it would usher in a golden age of enlightenment, tolerance, progress and euphoria.
Meanwhile in reality everyone is still dumb as shit, at each other's throats and as miserable as ever.

>>218686494
i already dismissed her as "tracey grimwhore" back in 2009 when she tried to cancel matty johns for being based

>>218686434
Yeah it's the latest in a long list of food fads
Normies thinking they need 2g per kg when all they do is walk to the kitchen and back
Slipping it into the most useless places like bread
They'll be onto the next thing in a few months

>>218686412
depends doesn't it
i struggle with poaching and frying but i can make perfect soft boiled eggs

how do you manage to struggle frying eggs hahahaha

>>218686539
onamadone int he

>>218686499
24 i think

>>218686539
The madone

>>218686561
I always get them stuck to the pan and fuck them up while trying to flip them

might play san andreas again

my arse is tired from dealing with everything

>>218686553
fried egg is so easy you just let it be for a few minutes

>>218686561
shut up SHUT UP

>>218684851
Not proud to say that I saw this a few times.

>>218686519
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Johns
> Johns and 11 other unnamed members of the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks were involved in a group sex session with a 19-year-old in Johns' Christchurch hotel room.[7][8][9][10] Following an allegation of sexual assault from the woman five days later, police investigated the incident both in New Zealand and Australia but did not lay any charges

Never heard of this bloke before but she just sounds like a whore trying to get attention (as they tend to be ykhig).

No sympathy for people who died in Afghanistan. No one forced you to sign up mate tough luck lol

>>218686597
i always break the yolk

>>218686586
use higher heat and more oil/butter

>>218686617
Why does the Britbong harden his heart?

>>218686615
>Johns and 11 other unnamed members of the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks were involved in a group sex session with a 19-year-old
Imagine the smell

>>218686615
yeah even at the time when i was a kid it sounded to me like a dumb bitch got gangbanged and later regretted it, a precursor to #metoo

Excited to tell you about my poo but im going to wait for the new

Ate a bunch of processed muck this week and my poos have been STINKING

>>218686660
>Calling her Tracey Grimwhore as a kid
Based

>>218686660
>later regretted it,
not even probably just saw dollar signs

>>218686680
my mum was supporting matty johns at the time and called her "tracey grimslut" but i always thought "grimwhore" was better because it rhymed
>>218686695
yeah pretty much same as today, "regret" is subordinate to dollar signs

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>>218686264
uhhh...yeah. just got through saying that.

>>218686717
must've missed your post where you laid out the details

>>218686658
Of a 19-year-old girl in heat? Not too bad, of a dozen big ol' rugby players, probably smells worse than Mumbai.

There's a nigger in the moon

>>218686745
what do you mean by this

>>218686745
And a foid and a leaf too

>>218686737
12 guys. Almost a whole team. I wonder of 3 guys just didnt get the invite

>>218686658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhvfWm_jJcc
today it would be weird if a professional goyball player weren't a sex offender or at least a junkie

>>218686788
Bet if I were on that team I'd be one of the 3 (I'm an incel)

>>218686837
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>>218685962
Who said I was complaining?