rubes edish
>>218689133Angel
>>218689133performative female
Brooklyn Peltz Beckham’s wedding DJ has backed his account of an “inappropriate” dance with his mother.The DJ, a long-time friend of the Beckhams, explained Marc Anthony, the singer, called for “the most beautiful woman in the room” to join the groom, saying Lady Beckham instead of the bride. Nicola Peltz Beckham, humiliated, fled the room in front of 500 guests. I am utterly GRIPPED by this story. White Lotus has got nothing on this.
>>218689133Lads is it cringe to pop the wuestion on valentines day? Bought a ring and don't want to wait too long as I'm terrible at keeping secrets
>>218689133get her shaggedget her impregnated
would be rude not to take one of my new wine glasses out for a spin wouldn't it
/brit/ anime opening called A Boring Virgin's Thesis
Eating an apple from the tree of inceldom
Ryan Coogler's Niggers
>>218689187why not ask your gf
>>218689185Get the JOI deep fake of mummy victoria Beckham
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https://anglican.ink/2026/01/22/next-archbishop-of-canterbury-must-not-start-until-abuse-claims-resolved/>The new archbishop of Canterbury is gripped by an abuse scandal before even startingWhy is the church like this?
>>218689187Nah go for it mate, just do it somewhere private
going to get absolutely spasticated on cheap voddy
>>218689133Corrr that sevenhead
>>218689187do it tomorrowWho Dares Wins
>>218689241Dry January mate
>>218689187love and sincerity are never cringebut saying "love and sincerity are never cringe" is cringe and gay so i hope you appreciate the endorsement
>>218689231>The new archbishop of Canterbury is grippedfucking UM
>>218689125problematic post
>>218689185lmao it's still his fault for going through with it come on mate you're a grown man imagine letting your mother mog you like that on your wedding day and then crying about it publicly afterwards, what a complete and utter retard
>>218689212
The Rice Is RightStrike It RickyFifteen Taiwan
>>218689266Hnnnnng
>>218688824That's not fucking true at allI can tell you don't talk to anyone in real life from this post
>>218689133ruby granlger
>>218689187have you asked the bulls permission yet?
>>218689290Can you say it again mate, I didn't quite catch that
>>218689231>Why is the church like this?they dont gatekeep gays hard enough
Alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
The state hates you
>>218689290Wow anon got sweary what a big tough guy
can't wank over AI images. there's just something that stops me
>>218689336>>218689307Runts? RattledMy knob? Sucked
>>218689133proper angel are rubes
god is good! god is gerat!
Diego come home ffs
meal deal for dinner
how do I get over a cold in 2 hours i have plans later
>>218689382grim
>>218689360And so the cringe europhilia begins
>>218689392Paracetamol, decongestant, a hot bath, caffeine.
>>218689362great psot
>>218689327*drinks water in between alcoholic drinks*
>>218689417I'm a grim little runt man
If you don't like it then leave
>>218689345Images edited with AI? Different kettle of fish.
nice to see my ruby new getting the (you)s it deserves. not like a shite yank new that is completely looked past
>>218689431NO! NOO YOU CANNOT! NOOOOOOO!DRY JANUARY MATE DON'T!
Mousey just sent us all a DM in the mousecord informing us that he hates attention So if you could all remember this fact it would be appreciated by him
It's really cold. Why did I get out of bed
>>218689185Sounds disgusting and Victoria Beckham sounds like a complete weirdo
mental how badly i mindraped him
can anyone tell me a good watch to buy my watch broke
Never done dry JanuaryWhat does it prove?January is a shit month where no one goes out and on the off chance that there's any socialising to be done I'm not spoiling it with a lime and sodaJust nip the at home drinking in the bud for a bit as a post-christmas detox and that's it
>>218689454FOB
>>218689187Any day is a good day so long as you do it somewhere special and not in Weatherspoons
>>218689482He said it wasn't a sexual dance per se but that it was "latin" and the singer told brooklyn to put his hands on his mothers hips
>>218689327Free moisturiser with every pint!
>>218689523the latin are known for their non-sexual dances
brit lads are you planning to stay in the uk or move somewhere else?also, fuck off we're full
>>218689506and the boring blog award goes to
JIBUN WO!
>>218689523Oedipus approved
Doin a watch
Think I'm going to call it for toil, close enough to 5. Not like I'm actually going to do anything in the last 20 minutes. Fuck 'em.
>>218689506do dry july or sober october, january doesn't even rhyme with anything, what manner of rubbish normie contrivance spawned this bullshit?
>>218689568FUCK THE BOSSES
>>218689506Careful you'll rattle the runts who think they're doing something!
>>218689506>January is a shit monthhate this opinionthe evenings get lighter and you get nice crispy mornings
doing poo and wee february
Who is the chubbiest regular poster in this godforsaken general
>>218689598me
>>218689565kino show could go for a rewatch myself
>>218689598>Who is the chubbiest regular poster in this godforsaken generalSpaino, or as we calls him: Mickey Pearce.
>>218689590?been grey, rainy and depressing the past week and it'll be pitch black in 20 minutes time
day 23 of pie january lads what's in the tin tonight
>>218689570None of these fucking words rhyme with January. This website is bullshithttps://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/words-that-rhyme-with/January.html
haven't seen the sun in weeks
>>218689598sacked trannard and emmett are the only proven chubsters I can think of so the chubbiest current one is trannymong
>>218689598I've got a 42 waist
>>218689619Burgers and wedges
>>218689590it's fine for NEET life-wasters but it's objectively a bad month for human beings
>>218689622>Rhyming words>Tandooriscreeching
>>218689622why are you asking a hippo you mug
this is the best time in history to be a woman so that's why people are trooning out
only reason i still drink is because the girl who works at my local bottleshop is cute and smiles at and compliments me and asks for my ID even though i very obviously have the waistband and hairline of a negligent 33 year old man, she can tell that even though i look like comic book guy from the simpsons, i secretly have a slightly above average willy that she can't wait to hop on as soon as i buy enough bottles of cheap wine. she also puts my bottles in a brown paper bag without being prompted which i think seals the deal
>>218689504G-Shock 2100 leather strap version
Fucking hate having beard stubble after 4 days without shaving. Constantly irritating like having a really itchy rug attached to your chin
>>218689622>Tandoori Januarycorr
>>218689622It's gastromancy January lads
i know a girl named april who wasn't born in april, think she was born in october or something, a scorpio (ick)
>no pics on her Instagram What does this actually mean? Not as if she's an introvert
>>218689617>pitch black in 20 minutes timeand a month ago it was pitch black at 4pm
>>218689705Scorpios are psychopaths
>>218689705tell you what's going on there is she was conceived in April wasn't she makes sense when you think about it
>>218689723she an ugly enchantress and cameras break the spell shes casting on you
>>218689724Not really that much difference and by this time of Winter the novelty of early darkness has worn off and it's just grim.
Every British women deserves to be gang raped by wogs
>>218689724>and a month ago it was pitch black at 4pmso what
>>218689733well no that wouldn't make sense because gestation is 9 months so if she was conceived in april she probably would have been born in like february unless dangerously premature
>>218689723rapist or murderer i reckon
bouldering in Sheffield tomorrow
>>218689768aunt sponge edited this
>>218689506I've done it this year and it's done fuck all to be honest, made no difference to anything besides getting up a bit earlier on Sundays. Might knock it on the head and have a few beers tomorrow desu
wanking in Ipswich tomorrow
>>218689763well why is she called april then mate think about it
>>218689768mad how they censored fat and not shortyou can fix being a lardass but manlets can't grow any taller
>>218689590It's unironically a wog opinionAnyone who's dogmatic against winter I assume is either a wog or wogbrained
>>218689777you going climbing hangar lad? might see you there
>>218689815Always winter never christmas? Fuck off back to narnia
wogmatic if you will
I usually do a sobriety month late spring early summer (around May/June) because it's way easier and nicer to enjoy sobriety when the days are nice and hopeful
>>218689758so it's getting lighterlate january is lush
>>218689815you don't know what dogmatic means
>>218689816nah not the hangar xone of the older places x
payday next week, corr
>>218689185david beckham's wife is heavily bogged
>>218689805because it's an inoffensive sounding girl name to give your newborn female daughter and you lack the capacity to examine why certain names existnow that i think about it i also know a girl named june who wasn't born in june, and also a girl named jamaica who wasn't born in jamaica, and also a girl named paige who has never read a book in her lifehaven't had sex with any of them btw i'm an incel you see
AIslop can be alright sometimes
>>218689815Yes no white normie hates Winter and loves summer it's all wogified because our white skin makes us all love Winter. Stupid incel twat
>>218689896no it cant, her thighs are facing directly away from the camera but her hips are at an angle
dry Feb is the way to go because it's the shortest month and dry jan is overplayed obviously did dry Feb last year, it was neither>>218689851 difficult nor invigorating. just kind of meh. might do it again this year. haven't decided yet.
IT'S FUCKING COLD
>>218689851>because it's way easier and nicer to enjoy sobriety when the days are nice and hopefulIt is, but equally it's much nicer to sit outside the battlecruiser with a cold one.Laying off the booze in Jan makes it easier to lock in with training
>>218689840>>218689900>liking winter means you have to hate summer and want winter to reign eternallyblack/white thinking is a sign of low iq
>>218689882>now that i think about it i also know a girl named june who wasn't born in june,conceived in june i reckon>and also a girl named jamaica who wasn't born in jamaicaas above but in jamaica, think about it>and also a girl named paige who has never read a book in her lifemaybe her dad was a printerthink about it mate
girl called octavia concieved in a skoda
>>218689947Yes mate never leave your incel cove and see that there are many white people who don't like Winter
>>218689876so true just bought a flat and have no money not that I had much before I bought one
>>218689958[thinks about it]
cant wait for this shithole to collapse
>>218689768Fuck this.
So cold I'm wearing two coats (brrr)
working nights tonight hopefully they leave me alone
can't believe we didn't join
>>218689975Yeah and they're all wogbrained
>>218689896it's functional enough for cartoon porn but there aren't really any great pics that stay in my thoughts even after I finish
just realised why my parents named me Kent
>>218690013I'm going to Boca
Me? Having a wuppa with a few wausage wolls. It lush and I mean LUSH x
N = 5 coming on strong de lads
>>218690036cos ur as big as a county?
>>218689768rorke frothing at the mouth, unable to explain precisely what is wrong with this
reckon AdultWork slags are having a tough month ladsall the ones on my Hot List are using the green light for same-day bookings lol
>>218690022Extremely Reddit image
>>218690022I did. Best billion i ever spent
The wogbrained white people
>>218690022thats my president! (on the far right)
big zappa fan me
dual n black
>>218690049it not right what britfeel done to you
>>218690091same to be frank
>>218690080It's an enormous proportion of the populationDecades of blacks, primarily black Americans, being pushed as the pinnacle of cool has done this
>>218690065Leftypol defending Bowdlerisation and big publishers changing an authors works for their own reason. Mad how much he loves corporate cock
24 hour wogbrained white people
>>218690014might put my jacket on
>>218689958i happen to know that paige's dad was a drill sergeant the army, that's why she eventually became an alcoholic by the time she was 12
feeling wogbrained and bluepilled
would love to fuck claudia's face
They call me WiggerThey call me UncThey call me Gay Retard
trump is apparently teetotal but nothing he says ever quite makes sense and he sounds drunk constantly westeners harp on about medvedevs drunkenness so it's quite ironic really trump might be sober (debatable) but he certainly doesn't sound it
>>218690122got zoot allures on x
feeling normal brained and contentpilled
>>218690158wasnt heart of darkness a huge expose on the belgian congomad how leftypol cant cope with even that being mentioned
might play street fighter 6
>>218690158this is literally 1984
>>218690174Imagine he's on loads of drugs
>>218690174Trump turns 80 this year, the wheels are falling off the wagon
>>218690174>medvedevswhat that angry tennis player
>>218690125I think a lot of it is an increasingly sedentary population, and everyone wearing shitty cotton or plastic. If we were more active and wore real wool in the winter, it might get more appreciation
sending an email to a care home near me about one individual who lives there who floods the facility with drugs
medvedev, while being an alcoholic, sounds more sober than trump does, while being teetotal
>>218690203alri winston
>>218690158Fuck sake
trump, who is teetotal, sounds less drunk than medvedev, who is an alcoholic
>>218690158>removing KiplingConsidering how much leftoids love placing everything in le context they're totally smoothbrained when it comes to understanding Kipling
>>218690217think that's rublev, he also paints
Watching Billy Moore's new video. Oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOX1xohWcXA
i come to brit to discuss american culture
>>218690203Doubleplus ungood, eh comrade?
Eurovision soon
that fit goth tranny from manchester is live on tiktok rn and she's singlemight as well
>>218690300arse bandit
"Besides, there are plenty of other reasons why women might wear wigs and there is certainly nothing wrong with that"
>>218690309Ktim
>>218690290Done him
>>218690307this is known
>>218690227There's an old saying in Europe. Never trust a sober Russian, and never piss off a drunk Russian.
>>218690300you know what you must do arse bandit
street fighter is Tekken for smoothbrains
anyone else actually like it when women dye their hair a bright colour like blue/pink?
>>218690340
>>218690300who
>>218690356Nah looks shit
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints gf 2026 going well. Extremely well.
>>218690392err
>>218690227>medvedev, while being an alcoholicsource? never heard thatthink he just likes winding up liberals
>>218690350isnt it the other way round thought tekken was the button basher and sf the strategic one
ummers
>>218690392cockmogs me!
how do you declutter? have too much shit lying about. but don’t want to get rid of some of it. some of my stuff are games ill probably never play again but have sentimental value or are rare, lots of odd trinkets gifted by family members that i’ll never touch but don’t want to get rid of them, clothes bought by family that i won’t wear but feel bad getting rid of especially since most of its new and because they bought it for me and the thought counts. all will be going to a charity shop just don’t know how to start x
Winter runs from December to February; these are the coldest months of the year with the shortest days.
twitter bookmarks have become oddly important to me
>>218690392titmogs me
>>218689768Torygraph up in arms about this>>218690131Rorke insisting he hates the rich while sucking Elon Musk's cock
>>218690394threesome on the cards?
>>218690414hate it
>>218690427yeah it's that one though and they got bigger by the looks of things
>Searching for posts that contain ‘"Cockmogs me!"’. 583 results found.
>>218690413there's a show on netflix with a japanese woman that teaches you x
right well that's a young autistic man who's been groomed into taking hormones and irreparably damaging his mind and body isn't it?
would you rather be unemployed during winter or summer?
>>218690452fit though
>>218690429>Torygraph up in arms about thisThis is from the guardian leftypol:(
>>218690429Dire attempt young man
south asian gf 2026 has hit a bit of a snag
watching whiplash
>>218690446dont watch netflix x will just ask the gpt then
>>218690445How many for "cockmog them"?
>>218690158Howling
Cockmogs me!
>>218690492it here xhttps://www.netflix.com/gb/title/80209379
People at work have started treating me like I'm mental (I am). Not sure what it is that's gave it away suddenly, last few years I got on well with everyone, but the aura eminating from my presence appears to have changed and it is now apparent for all to see that the figure in front of them is at breaking point, and that his suicide is rapidly becoming a question of when rather than if.
>>218690452peng though
just been on twitter for 5 minutes and now i'm seething
Just finished off them wausage wolls. Stuffed now x
>>218690524I think my mask of sanity is about to slip
Play a record.
this is from 1913
>>218690538post itcant get enough of twitter screenshots personally
>>218690538well stop doing that then
>>218690545trip on spazzyboy
Everyone rorke works with: rorke's a bit odd isn't he. Oh well.Rorke: People at work have started treating me like I'm mental (I am). Not sure what it is that's gave it away suddenly, last few years I got on well with everyone, but the aura eminating from my presence appears to have changed and it is now apparent for all to see that the figure in front of them is at breaking point, and that his suicide is rapidly becoming a question of when rather than if.
>>218690545i dream about ripping the towels off their heads and exposing them to their male family and watching them shriek as their god rejects them or something
Ethel Cain-American Teenager reminds me of other catchier songs, but thats part of its charm perhaps, and I don't think it has aspired to be catchier than it is and failed like a modern Coldplay song. catchy songs are kind of annoying anyway. decent lyrics too
1 win away from masters in league of legends ladsyou? bronze hahaha
raping a chinaman's yellow arse
And the very latest from arianahomosexual?
Rorke: Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia
>>218690628are ya winning son?
>>218690628your life? wasted
>>218690628me not installing chinese spyware
>>218690584i really should
>>218690635still wants to wear ariana grande's skin like a poncho, the deranged homosexual pervert that he is
>>218690628That game sucks Who cares
i'm very uncomfortable around old women because i can't help but imagine the state of their fannies
>>218690628why not play literally anything but this trash?
>>218690628>72 - 48oh my days you're boosted
>>218690568Babies look weird
Leftypol: It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen
a chud rorke is a Chorke
Rorke posting really is a sign of deep mental rot isn't it. It used to be fairly light hearted and funny, but it's become these bitter spiteful mental vomiting sessions for the disabled.
>>218685993which one would you do
>>218690628what role
Still two whole months until the clocks change
me? spent my teens and 20s inside my smelly incel lair playing video games instead of shagging
mad how mainstream incel discourse is now
>>218690670>>218690716no anime in /brit/
Miss stumbling out of Ocean and being ferried away in a Taxi to some random halls.
>>218690738doesn't matterwith that w/l ratio he's boosted
Was never funny
any booze man in
>>218689133Need Ruby to rape my arse with a dragon dildo!
>>218690718the same substance that makes up the white cliffs of dover, how very fitting
Based>BREAKING: JD Vance:>"They think we hate Europe, we don't. We love Europe. We want Europe to control its borders because we love European civilisation and want it to preserve itself."https://x.com/Inevitablewest/status/2014742682371797024
>>218690773ktimwas boozing last night and tempted to again tonight aha
thoughts on the Count of Monte Cristo by Dumas lads?
>>218690737Crazy how the only one who looks English (white) is the Italian The rest are browns who look forren
>>218690795grim alkie twat
>>218690794>Inevitablewestshallntve give this pajeet clicks
got too many problems got three many~
>>218689133
>>218690794america went from 91% white to under 50% in like 60 years. shut the fuck up
virgin freak me but glad because fannies probably reek and arseholes probably smell like poo
>>218690800never read it x
>>218690773No alcohol for me today. On that wuppagrind.
deano be like 'gets stuff done that trump'simply not an argument pol pot got stuff done does deano like pol pot? no of course not 'gets stuff done'sick of hearing thisdoesn't mean anything
>>218690800love it, my favourite part is in the catacombs in Italy
>>218690823ruby that's not normal
>>218690823thinking unsavoury thoughts
>>218690845break from noncing eh sean?
the dartboard? Keir Starmer's arse
https://www.penguin.co.uk/discover/articles/100-must-read-classic-bookshow many have you read?
>>218690823The things I would do to that arse!
>>218690875thats a child
another knee slapper from mumsnet
Might go back to my Breath of the Wild Switch 2 playthrough
>>218690823absolutely fucking detest her voice, surely she’s putting it on
>>218690890Unironically read the first 10
Deano asking the missus who Pol Potter was
>>218690875>0 legsIs that why they're showing her from the chest up?
>The trial of an alleged grooming gang collapsed over concerns about a WhatsApp group set up by jurors, it can be reported. The trial was halted after one of the 12 jurors reported to court officials that several of them had discussed a TV broadcast relating to grooming gangs on a group chat.Media's really pushing how awful the jury system is recently but this one is really a dumb thing they did.
If the sky is clear you can see Jupiter with the naked eye, how mad is that
>>218690890All woke shite
>>218690800too long
>>2186908906
>>218690890grim list
>>218690890not a single one. Will change that over the course of the year
>>218690941>great red eye is on his back side
>>218690937Surely just new jury
>>218691022>>218691022
>>218690902*pop!* that's keirs arse done >>218690933Scream
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Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
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