league leaders edish
where are our purchases Mousey
brits don't suffer
>>218693286this is too fucked up to even think about
>>218693371ktimdeleted them all though cos i felt guilty
>>218693392isn't that just a big mac
Oh shit they got himThat's 6 of the top FBI most wanted Top 10 nabbed in one year he's putting numbers on the board
>>218693392had one of these the other day
mfw a yank posts or someone posts about yank politics
>>218693433See you in valhalla
>>218693435kahteem kahteem
How can I last longer during sex lads? I always feel like I cum too early
>>218693447great post
Mad to think that back in the 1950s and before it like dinosaur times everything was black and white
>>218693447HEY MISTAH PROIME MINISTA
>>218693447
tfw you been hungover all day but you made it through the day so you feel like you deserve a drink but it's also like the reason im in this situation is cos of you you silly drinks haha
JESUS
>>218693469font
>>218693469Ask your bf to slow down
>>218693478we should go back, colour is too woke
>>218693469just last longer
>>218693478corr fink dats when we won the league an all
>>218693505utterly mental people chose to live thereand imagine before you had running water and electricity
>>218693469do what I do and wank to porn instead, don't bother with another human being
>>218693505Perfect weather for Somalis
>>218693447I feel like i should care but i really don't
>>218693469don't knowlast time i had sex was 15 years ago and there is a near 0 chance of me having it again
>>218693505New Somalia not looking so promising
/mug/ tomorrow inshallah
>>218693469why do you want to last longer the only good bit is the end
>>218693469cocaine on your dick makes it feel a bit numb
>>218693573haha I can relate
>>218693392Big arch do be kinda bussin though *bites lip*
>>218693392take us back
no
fake diego
>>218693447>Uses a meme of a yank actor in a yank film to make his pointpottery isn't it
you a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoeyou a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
>>218693392
kill /tv/ janitorsbehead /tv/ janitors
swear i'm going to throttle my neighbour one of these days
I remember one time I wanked while high on the weed and the orgasm was so fucking epic, felt like I was pulling my dick for ages
>>218693505Why on earth would Somalis live thereWhy not Texas
>>218693598low-hanging /mug/ don't hit the same
did you hear australia is officially criminalising racism? looks like i'm headed for the clink lads haha xthank god the entire prison population here are lebs who think gay sex is haram otherwise the integrity of my arsehole would be in dire straits
>>218693628thats the core shopping centre in leeds in the background, now closed and in the process of being demolished to become student accomodation
>>218693620This bint CANNOT act
>>218693628i knew exactly what i was doing and didn't care lad!
>>218693640At one time the largest Somali community was inside of San Diego California, and the mayor and city council devised the plan to pay them to leave lol. A small pocket of Somali still live in San Diego but not like it was before.
treating myself to a bag of marshmallows :) merry Christmas everyone
>>218693620She can say that again. Woof!
>>218693392we do suffer I miss it so much
>>218693620woke slop
>>218693649
Bit of Fortnite with me pals x
>>218693392Just ordered one of these get in
Black men have massive testosterone spikes in winter due to winter psychosis which causes them to enact violent sex on women
>>218693659bloody stufents!
>>218693690learn how to cook, mong boynot like you do anything all day
>>218693692i mean who do you want to play her?
>>218693659Thank you for the qrd>>218693662U luv it admit it you want to be American yourself
why are they so fit though?
LMAOBITCH YOU DID NOT GIVE BIRTH TO THAT BABY LMAO WHATE ARE YOU PLAYING AT
>>218693659>become student accomodationInternational students are very very lucrative x
>>218693726who are you referring to?
>>218693727wtf did she get ozempic'd
>>218693714it was an incredibly grim shopping centre though, down there with merrion and st johns
got my new look jumper on
>>218693727Its kind of vile
>>218693693hey lad in future if you feel the need to reply to me (or anyone for that matter) could you try and make it contextually relevant? we like a coherent atmosphere in /brit/ and a well-executed shitpost is better than a non-sequitur, cheers lad x
maccies secret menu is dogshitejust the shite they couldnt sell through the year clumped together fucking surf n turffish fillet and a beef patty slapped togethershite, shite, SHITE
>>218693727so fat acceptance was never a real thing was ither and lizzo both got skinny as soon as possible
>>218693727>skin to skin contactPete Buttigieg and Chastin his life partner did the same when they/them had someone else have they/theirs baby
>>218693754yeah, up there with rebel wilson in terms of weight loss
>>218693765and do you feel like you are embracing a new look, or is it more of the same old?
>>218693754Yeah
>>218693800ozempic wasnt a thing 10 years ago, now its easy mode
>>218693628This guy is obviously a vile little goblin. But he seems blissfully unaware. I'd say comfortable in his own skin but seems to be a trannard
>>218693792you've fallen for the slop trap. It's always shit. Normal menu, secret menu, special items. All shit
Mental how the average adult is fine with 7-9 hours sleep yet I get 16+ hours and still feel tired. This is what a life with narcolepsy is like
And yet the yanks will continue to pretend that they don't know are Robbie
>>218693722i don't want to be circumcised and get shot at school and have to tip everyone and have to pay extra tax at the checkout every time i go shopping and have to pay for healthcare that will just get denied anyway. on the other hand i DO want to shag conservative bible-thumping gun-owning southern belle fanny
>>218693813She looks like like jew
strange looking women ain't she
>>218693833state of us its kinda interesitng how many charismatic people are also super needy
>>218693826probably all those female hormones your gay rapist doctor convinced you to takebet you don't even get morning wood anymore
>>218693833they unknowingly know the most famous person from birmingham
>>218693833Theyre better off not knowing.
>>218693718our girl
>>218693810no i've had it for 5 years
strong language and scenes of a sexual nature
>>218693826that isn't what narcolepsy is
poo
>>218693826Oversleeping is bad desu
>>218693813i'm all about that jabbout that jabno cream cakes
mad how he's me except i cant drive
I sometimes like ethnic girls like this
Imagine being Anri Okita's son
large spherical and brown material being forcibly jettisoned out of my anus at high velocity with high precision and minimal post launch clean up required
>>218693912Can't help it mate>>218693894A key symptom is day time tiredness
finished my bag of marshmallows. feel sick now
found rorke
>>218693939Real Human Bean
>>218693891we need to go backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJGEeuMXfUA
worst ive felt in yearsit always comes back
>>218693823Probably just autistic but if that's true that the Leeds government is seizing people's homes for foreign students, that's pretty disgusting.
>>218693983:O
>>218693370>where are our purchases MouseEverything was sent todayI have also been working on new designs
having a poo later
>>218693983rorkeypops xx
>>218694018alright i would wear tihs one
>>218693953grim feet>>218693983wtf ilove rorkey now
>>218694018scream
https://vocaroo.com/1gMzm7drnKVu
Parasite Melty
>>218694018i would wear this DESU
remember when 4 lads from birmingham created an entirely new subgenre of rock and roll?
Sonberg getting to the point he can speak his mothers language better than I can and I’m 90% sure he’s talking shit about me to my face but I just can’t understand him
>>218693964>A key symptom is day time tirednessyeah but people don't go to sleep when they have it. They deal with it.You're sleeping 16 hours a day because you have no good reason to be awake
>>218694074no
the latest cophttps://www.fleshlight.eu/products/ika-dauria-sfogliatella
>>218694074electric light orchestra great band that
>>218693944what ethnicity is that then?
>>218694074The Kinks?
white women ain't built like this no more
4chan mentioned
>>218694112she's greek
any zillennial (read: in denial about being an unc but also in denial about being a zoomer) man in?
>>218694105just ethnic/mongrel I supposeshe has brown eyes and roots
>>218693833Reaching #1 means pretty much nothing these days to be fair
>>218694074https://youtu.be/4aJT2p2_pDk?si=zKXCQcpEbHZ2mlHcthe fucking GOAT
>>218694151fucking hell how many kilos of sex arses is that?
>>218694112stacy mogs
>>218694100>sfogliatellaWonder how you pronounce that
>>218694151some of those women could stand to have better skincare regimes
seeing Rorke and The Leftypols at the brixton academy next weekend
>>218693833>Forrest Gump of poplol, that's funny as hell. Brits truly know how to bant.
>>218694188
piss stratusstacy poobler
mick romney
>>218693865yeah a bit like your lord and saviour jesus christ, pray to me, give your life to me, always keep me in your heart etc. LOL!
>Norwich named as the most depressed city in the UK, with Stoke-on-Trent and Swansea not far behindhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-15491163/Norwich-named-depressed-city-UK-Stoke-Trent-Swansea-not-far-behind.html
>>218694141i should have been us kenbros
>>218694151The walking stick adds a confusing yet disgusting dimension
chicken strips and lager for din dins
>>218693944>>218694152She's white you fucking mong
Chicken Mayo Happy Meal (My Melody toy), cheeseburger and nuggets down the hatch
>>218694253sexarselad breaking his neck bending down to pick up his walking stick after a romp with sex arse sandra
Sir Keir Starmer has slammed Donald Trump’s false claims that Nato troops stayed away from the front line in the conflict in Afghanistan as “insulting and frankly appalling” and demanded an apology.
>>218694246He was so cringe and just... awful
>>218694259obviously not
gay Sex Arse !!
>>218694277Mad how they still haven't accepted he's just trolling and being a silly billy
>>218694287White people can have brown hair and brown eyes
>>218694277give him hell, Kier
electric light orchestra, more like my mums favourite fucking bandyouve got the same taste as my mum mate
>>218694313watch True Romance pal
PLAYBOY GIRLSSO MUCH SEXY
>>218694216what are you on about lamo those are for us not "for" him
>>218694325your mums taste in music is greatlike her taste in cock (mine)
>>218693964You’re just magnesium deficient
Just reported a post
this god fella sounds well good
>>218694325she's got good taste, how big are her tits?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peak_Cavern>The Peak Cavern, also known as the Devil's Arse,
>White people can have brown hair and brown eyesLMAO
stretching exercises are going well, cleaned around my glans
Gf asked me about AgathaIt's overMossad has found me
>>218694337took a magnesium supplement once and had the worst fucking shits of my life, it was like i was projectile vomiting out of my arse
hope everyone here who has a gf dies x
bet ur mum's got a fat arse on her too
>>218694434>mum>arseneed you dead
>>218694387Small bum
Spectacles testicles wallet and watchthen ice cream for dessert
alri
>>218694405That’s just your gut waking up for the first time in years
30% of children will be mixed race in Europe by 2030
>>218694422Everyone dies someday mate xx
Bf is in the shower, then he's gonna wear a tiny pink thong and sit on my face
>>218694387yeah that is true
>>218694387what is she supposed to be?
got 4 jars of piss stashed under the bed
>>218694467Yay
>>218694422will do eventually, you might be waiting a while though!in the meantime I'll be having lots of nice sex x
Well lads, after having phimosis all my life, I think I have finally cured it at the age of 29. Can just about retract it when fully erect now. I will keep stretching but man I can't believe it. Feels weird.
>>218694482ethnic
>>218694440can't be arsed by what a golem yank thinks about anything, me
>>218694467incredibly normal thing to post
why every other nigga on 4chan got phimosis
>>218694313Agree to disagree
>>218694505congratulations lad welcome to the /brit/ ex-phimofreak club
Don't do it mate
>>218694503would love to kill you not even joking one bit
>>218694477whyw ould he wear a thong to sit ony our facethis story makes ltitle sense i'ms orry to say>>218694510DEEELIGHTFUL TUMMY TAUT TINY YUMMY
>>218694505Mazel tov …wait.
>>218694515Seething betacuck
>>218694510She's white
>>218694545he should be slaughtered
>>218694467premier league star swelling up in dere x
>>218694505pulling back is the easy part, the sensitivity is the killer. try blasting it under the shower head sometimes.
get the fat birds posted
these cunts are evil monsterstwice the size of all the other bears If only they were uglier they'd be treated with the fear they deserve
>>218694530reckon the yanks that post here have ghost-phimosis
>>218694541this nasty attitude might be why no-one wants to shag you
>>218694546Because the thong is hot and I can move it to the side
>>218694571go back
>>218694566no do continue posting black children on 4chandon't let me stop you x
>>218694566Well we knew that already but please go and be a seething betacuck on /pol/ where you belong
Think about your family
Don't know why I even get out if bed in Winter should just hibernate
employed woman has narcolepsy did you lads see?
>>218694609good post x
>>218694607Shall not being enlarging this image
>>218694533It took me like 3 months of aggressive stretching and 2 months of those have been using a steroid cream to helpI had quite a bad caseMy frenulum is still tight but hopefully another few weeks will cure it
>>218694593not like i say that to women is italso being a bad person doesn't stop women from liking you :/
nose is working over time in this cold
Someone must have royally done the yank who keeps posting the smeggy knob
Yank posting a smegma encrusted cock again eh?
>>218694607pangpang finna work dis one
I'm against racemixing in general but I want to marry a white woman for myself.
>>218694585I have been doing that, definitely not as sensitive now as a few weeks agoDoes it help with endurance during sex?
>>218694545
yanks posting in /brit/ to raucous laughter and applause yet again i see
>>218694545>>218694669
£3.60 for five Creme Eggs that are now shit anyway Keith Starmer what are you going to do
this nigga wants to endure sexnigga you're supposed to enjoy it nigga!
>>218694599wouldnt his fully naked arse be even hotter tho
>>218694607crazy how yanks think this picture is normal for uncut. trauma from being mutilated at birth really does knock their iq down 20 points baseline.
absolutely no need to post that
brain dead yank freak posting his personal obsession in brit it not right
It doesn't have to be this way
i believe it's
>>218694545Beast
I've started getting like a cracked foreskin ring at 33. Ever since my new missus makes me wear a rubber.
>>218694694Whoever is responsible for putting Easter eggs out early should be shot
might open a second bottle of wine feels a bit early for spirits
Rorke raising his half black son because his wife said she's 1/16 Italian
>>218694740Use coconut oil
>>218694586
how many of these fucking things do they shit outchrist almighty
looking at non-ai completely human-drawn cartoons of female commander shepard being viciously gangbanged by barb-cocked batarians
>>218694769erm... yeah go on then I'll give it a corr
missus says cut willards feel better but I reckon that's coz she wants to shag some more muzzies
>>218694769That's not fat
>>218694769that's a bit of me that
>>218694769bit of me that
>>218694788'zarre 'ost
>>218694769shouldn't have shavedwould look far better with bush
>>218694812rare good yank post
>>218694795hey
>>218693727Why are you typing like a hysterical gay
>>218694769timmy’s wife LOL
>>218694694don't buy it then
>>218694836Not going out tonight?
Your gf soon :)
>>218694812Now this is the yankposting I want to see
>>218694769>>218694771
why has it gone like this? how do i fix it
>>218694836We already know you're gay mate
>>218694774>maul shadow lordfucking shadow raid legends or whatever its called why are they so bad at naming things
>>218694863edward james olmos looking bitch
>>21869486325 year old who looks like 47 year old model
>>218694863Scandis need to stay away from those tanning beds
>>218694836what happened?
>>218694895PHWOOOOOOOOOAR
>>218694885Try switching between mobile and desktop mode
>>218694949Not me lol stop using a VPN Timmy
You think Britian could be saved
>>218694769
12 hours until I message the escort
https://www.romanticlondon.org/harris-list-1788/#10/51.3400/0.4779Who are you picking lad?
>>218694982Britain needs African migration to survive
wrong flag heathernonce
>>218695015https://x.com/i/status/2014777898452836436r
>>218694894Diego Do you listen to any podcasts or radio stations/programmes Thank you
second bottle of wine opened x
i don't care if he's "muhammed 'i'm 'ard' bruce lee"
downgraded from easy 1 round captchas to 3 rounds of "find 2 stars with 5 spikes" because marmiteman4 falsely reported me for posting information that is publicly available on google search
is Conclave by Robert Harris any good?
Wearing my gfs bra cup on my head so we get an interest free mortgage
>>218695015Not a single person anywhere believes this.
I'm ready to sire offspring for the white ethnostate
>>218695063Obviously still counts as doxxing.
bellend smelling like fish flakes
>>218695077The entire upper class believes it
luv a shit lookalike me
>>218695128screm
>>218695044nahtms if i'm driving during test criicket but hatts' it
Rorke pissed off when Keir Starmer sends his daughter to a refugee hotel to teach them British culture
mental how I live in Knightsbridge and you're wankers living in grim post industrial towns
>>218695128Me second from the right
could have hell of a dinner party too tbf
Found the secret /brit/ clubhouse while walking dogberg today. Knocked on it and asked to come in but some tranny told me I was wearing a rorke coat and then looked at my dog and just kept saying "berg" over and over again until I left.
>>218695128howling
>>218695170
>>218695163>tmsgood lad
>>218695172no you don't. stop lying
>>218695122Where are you getting that? The political elite, Africans, and anti-white "progressives" might pretend to believe it. But it's like pretending to believe in flat earth.
cant imagine what kind of sadact you'd have to be to repost the same shite over and over again>no, this time it'll take off, this time it'll get a responsepathetic
>>218695227Okay but you can't unblack your daughter
How does he reach the pedals?
>>218695239yeah?are you really so provincial that you can't image anyone living anywhere nice?
Ive had much more success with women once I stopped treating them as human
NEW>>218695291>>218695291>>218695291
>>218695293>>218695293>>218695293
>>218695286not really mate. you're clearly lying though
might go shop for boozeberg
>>218695246screaming imagining your ghoulish pale face as you post this
yeah but did the cronem activate
>>218695314mmmhmmm dey activated luh quick taps x
