Reformation edition
First for Pax Americana
>>218695291blessed edition>>218695243scrfeam this is me>>218695288can believe it desu no sexism but being respectful is like such a turn off ot them it's unreal
wish me luck lads
me first from centre left, bottom (vaping)
>>218695291>Reformation When globohomo 3.0 was activated
>>218695291JD Vance stuns in red wide-brim hat and matching cape
>>218695291CRANMER! DON'T JUST STAND THERE, BOY, FETCH ME ANOTHER WIFE BEFORE I PISS MESELF!
>OMG are you Sir Alan Sugar!?
>>218695349get them bookedget them fighting in the gardenget the winners wanked off
>>218695373whomst?
>>218695302I'm not
>>218695396>Yes I am. And you're sacked!
bellingham, bashing away isnt he
>>218695172Same ladSW3, you?Fancy lunch at the V&A? Not a gay boy thing though but we can look around the museum after if u want x
Rorke moving zestyRorke moving queer Rorke moving fruityRorke moving flamboyant
>>218695404Avril Ravine
>>218695349
>>218695419you like him huh x
>>218695291insanely based edition
>>218695288say more about this
>>218695430Screaming
>>218695414
>>218695425screamu also frequenter of brompton oratorygood sunday that going to mass than the v&a after or hypde opark in the summer
Love having married women rim me
>>218695430we should hire him for this thread for an hour
>>218695430
Poo Sealing
Found the secret /brit/ clubhouse while walking dogberg today. Knocked on it and asked to come in but some tranny told me I was wearing a rorke coat and then looked at my dog and just kept saying "berg" over and over again until I left.
>>218695398This one is genuinely so good
>>218695425lovely to see a fellow Knightsbridge ladI'm sw7too shy to go to the V&A with you
poo seal screaming
>>218695486Sir Lenny Henry
did the man look alike or not alike to the man he purported to look alike too?
>>218695430DEEZ NUTS
>>218695362You see, the Reformation was nothing like later revolutions of 1789 and 1917. The collapse of public order, fanatical mass slaughter, the destruction of the past for the sake of an imagined utopian future which never came, Protestants never did anything like that.
>>218695519just a geezer in a wig
Loling hard rn
>>218695404
>>218695519DEH
>Big Yin? But I'm not Chinese
Drugmongs how do you take opiates without getting addicted
>>218695291>WICLEFthey've even got our man, the OG
mental how people call their daughters Brielike what is she, cheese? haha
You lads played any good computer games recently?
any rodney ones?
>>218695578haha yeah because brie is a cheese :)
>>218695557v cute
>>218695556Picard low key kinda accurate doe
>>218695556Picard looks more like Starmer than any of the Starmers do, albeit with alopecia
>>218695586yeah
>>218695349So you hire them for what? To stand around? Whats the point
>>218695578howling
what does a lookalike do when you book them?
Video games are for children
camembert svensson mentioned
>>218695592screaming i only just got it
>>218695599'allo yourself
new heatherlad obsession is too strongthe belgian is in the thread but he won't even reply
>>218695578cos she's a snack ;) >>218695622act like that characterso when i was a diego riveria lookalike in my early 20s i would do a speech about my politics and my art and thw eomen frida kahlo etc
>>218695578THAT'S THEM DONE THEN HAHA BOOOYA
>>218695586Yeah i have
>>2186953292nd, should've done ew
>>218695618you have a pint of mild and play pass the pigssometimes if they're desperate they'll wank a dog off for a bag of scampi fries lol
>>218695532You should listen to Dan Carlin's episode of Hardcore History called Prophets of Doom. Amazing stuff and very much relevant to your interests.
i'm not watching that again
>>218695452If you view women as children without common sense you'll understand them better. This actually helps your mental health too. Just promise women treats in the future and that does most of the work for example. You don't have to keep all of the premises but just a few keeps them enticed.
Got the tunes on https://youtu.be/_IanIgKC0Eg
>>218695643Which obsession is that?
Fuck off satan
>>218695666>teehee oh my godneed to see her drowned
>listening to podcasts
>>218695668Normal Friday night then
>>218695688daren't say
>>218695672Dan Carlin is a geriatric boomerlib who rambles for hours about a single paragraph's worth of information.
Got these biscuits in Lidl, anybody want one?
get the they/thems plapped
>>218695707Nick Fuentes is based and Agarthan
just come up with a new cockney rhyming slang, not as good as my danny means dire due to danny dyer but still decent I thinkjohnny = cash, for obvious reason
If you're living in a flat, over the age of 25, you really are a lost cause.
>>218695741and yet he's a fruit
>>218695738can tell she has a perfect muff and a few ginger hairs around a bright pink dunghole. I'd book her for an hour
>>218695751why's that?
>>218695737No thanks, might keep glancing over at you because I secretly want one but I'm too shy to take one though
>>218695666Mad me sad when all it's little duck mates went to check if it was ok. Also shes using an iron so i feeel like this was intentional
>>218695751I'm not just living in a flatI'm living in a single smeggy bedroom with 4 other people in an ex council flatYes I am an incel before you ask
>>218695747not rhyming though is it? tit
>>218695751live at home with mumberg and dadstein me
A Jewish rabbit came into my school before talking about how it’s a good thing that white people will be a minority
>>218672754would rather do myself in that become so old that im reliant on other people
>>218695789baited for that exact response
>>218695751bizarre post>>218695785GRIMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>218695785
>>218695776Na he's just an incelMy entire family and friends think I'm gay but I just haven't found the right woman
>>218695731I see the brainrot is too deep and there is no saving you. I can only hope you are self-isolating to save others from having to deal with your TikTok brain, but you probably have no idea you even have a problem.
>>218695789cash does rhyme with cash though
>>218695806>Jewish rabbitHarecidic, was he?
>>218695789johnny is already slang for something else
Röyksopp - What Else Is There
And the very latest about the poo shower?
>>218695811Probably because you have no loved ones or children
Me Din DinsPasta salad
i love the drink
The Cartoons - Diddley Dee
>>218695751What if its a million pound penthouse?
Why do zoomers insist on having subtitles on for everything
>>218695876i think feta is so meh especially in pastalooks decent thonot quite sure about the random minicorn either just use sweetcorn should have lobbed some peas in there too
>>218695876>himalayan cock saltfucking quare
>>218695871.. yeah aha
Ron Atkinson on the ropes
>>218695876>snozzcumbersNo thanks
new cockney rhyming slang 'barclays' which is short for barclays bank it means wank because of the rhyme you see, for example if you don't want people around you to know you're speaking about something sexual you can say something like the following:Just barclays'd my cock and got naked the other night
>>218695909Because millenicuck directors are brain-dead and can't mix sound properly
>>218695751my flat is in Knightsbridge thoughbeit
>>218695950thats a child
>>218695972Mind if I sleep on your settee?
>>218695991What's wrong with her face then
>>218695947He is what is known by some as a...
>>218695876good lord get a life
>>218695988Out of ten
>>218695876looks lush x
Needlesslyunpleasanthostilemong onamadone
>>218696002Dunno, fetal alcohol syndrome maybe
>>218695988um>>218696017UM
>>218695876get in mate
>>218696015whats your problem arseache
well, as KRS One once famously said, "the 'bridge is over"
>>218696002probably immigration did it because mass migration is bad, interesting you're still around here i haven't been on in a bit
>>218696044>fetalFOY
drinking wine and watching naked (1993)
>>218696084What wine? x
>>218696067you, you pathetic cunt
Nice little Fortnite sesh that x
>>218696084dark film
>>218696075>interesting more like sad
>>218696084that the one where david thewlis gets his willard out?
Ummm… kissing zesty Foden with tongue!!
>>218696117oo bet he loves a good snog (with a bloke)
>>218696107uh oh, is it that time of the month again already?
thoughts on short stacks?
>>218696100this organic malbec that I've had before, it's decent>>218696110>>218696116haven't seen it before imdb says it's a dark comedy hope it's not too dark
>>218696144looks like angel wicky
>>218696144rather nice bosom region
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50kP4S0peAs
>>218696153Had that one and enjoyed it too
>>218696153
>>218696107yeah? what have I done then
Getting on the jars with me mate tomorrow. Fuck it.
>>218696153I liked the fillum, more of an ale drinker me thoughwhat you got to eat with your malbec?
good griefstate of that
right so when's the /brit/ meetup, won't be long before I'm back in blighty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPJOFkNjlFo
eric cantona on a mad one
>>218696232the british right really are all wogs
>>218696232i love pakis and jews so this is great news for me x
Can't imagine how disappointed my CIA groomers are with me right now. Sorry CIA groomers. Wait hold on someone's calling my name brb
>>218696251now thats a tummy i'd like to kiss
>>218696251don't know how to feel when i see girls like this being lewdactivates my incel rage a little bit it does
>>218696222this is my second bottle so might not be hungry but got a frozen pizza id fancy it
mate always asks me out and then it's radio silence an hour before the scheduled time and he ends up not showing because he's had a joint and fallen asleepnow i'm at the pub on my own like a freak
drinking wine and watching Frasier
>>218696340are you a middle-aged alcoholic man or an autistic 25 year old female?
>>218696333this is a dodie general
Not me stinking of booze in Aldi after the pub buying bottles of wine xD
Got the Bathory on
>>218696444Checked and based
>>218696416I want to have sex with her.
>>218696512Why?
might start dressing like yakuza guys
dunno whether to watch a film or notfeel like crying
Big Diego news dropping at 10pm
>>218696444BATLORD
my gf
>>218696557Her body looks soft
All the shaggers are out are they
In bed. Snoozing.
>>218696701
don't know much about david foster wallace but really enjoyed this
brian epstein were a quare werent he
Had to turn that heating off as it was getting too warm.
think those antarctic researchers do a lot of sexing
hi
>>218696783not womfy when it's too warm de lad x
>>218696787know a lad who works at the british antarctic surveybut to my understanding hes a queer
ernest shackleton sex arse
>>218696787it's the only surefire way of determining who is the thing
>>218696787when i was a kid i had a recurring fantasy of being stuck in one of these research stations and just getting to watch tv all day
>>218696831That's the problem with my gaff. It's either too warm or too cold.
>>218696232>same cunts who actually did let infinity bomalians in under boris>actually expects them to start any form of remigrationRetard UK voters will get exactly what they deserve
>>218696867imagine being on the james caird, crammed in with half a dozen other frustrated men... wouldn't take much to start wanking them all off eh lad
am i bit drunk 2bh
>>218696926remigration is a stupid meme that will never happen
>>218696867Mad he sailed 800 miles for 3 weeks on this thing through frozen waters
>>218696931it's so cold in the antarctic the cum freezes before it hits your tongue
>>218696956ktim
>>218696867must be frozen stiff by now
charli xcx sex bums
want to buy weed but am afraid my weedman will make me hang out with him and listen to korn and slipknot for a few hours before allowing me to depart with my weed
>>218696931Out of the 5 in that boat, two had been incapacitated by the time they reached south georgia island, so it was only shackleton with the other two who trekked for a day and a half until they reached the whaling station.When they got back to england, shackleton recommended the polaris medal to all 28 men except those 2 who collapsed and another 2 from the original crew
>>218696787tried to get a job at one of those places as a general assistant but didn't have a driver's licence so I couldn't
got a headache
>>218697115>shackleton recommended the polaris medal to all 28 men except those 2 who collapsed Banter
I really don't like Kemi Badenoch
>>218697147Now we're talking
>>218697065wouldn't even want it personally
>>218697190because...
here are brit we love are mia goth dont we
>>218697147*kisses it better*
Last year was pretty good for movies
>>218696232Total Rightoid Zersetzung
Bugonia is really good. Feel like that guy swings and misses sometimes but that one is really pretty and entertaining and well acted.
*gets hard*
Rorke and leftypol putting differences aside
um>>218697115imagine being some norwegian whaler and seeing a few ragged skeletal freaks walking towards you from what was supposed to be a deserted frozen island, must have been quite strange
>>218697115I'm going to visit it in Dulwich one day
>>218697204she's ZOG
rorke?
>>218697291Dogowitz in pain
>>218697223sinners was atrocious
>>218697363Boris the Animal
Saw a black todayDay ruinedMonth ruined year ruinedI should never have to see a black
Making a list of places to go in Britain.Any suggestions?
>>218697380he's given up lol
>>218697345zulu obese gorilla
>>218697406City of London, to see the beautiful Wren churches and the vestiges of the ancient Roman wall
>>218697324>Dulwichhardly timbucktoo is it
erm, cans?>>218697406Cans shopGreggsLocal night club when it's closing to pick up a few trannies
>>218697399It's honestly insane how Europeans found a paradise in the Caribbean and decided "yeah let's fill it with blacks"
the cutest mouse of all x
>>218697421LOL
>>218697454native caribbeans are black
>>218697441It's 200 miles and I have responsibilities
https://vocaroo.com/1gMzm7drnKVu
stalking the ex oneitis on instagram
>>218697530shoulders wider than hips
>>218697507responsibilities my arse
Y’all ever give off Rockstar Vibes??
>>218697441for me it's the mosque of Djinguereber, world heritage site
weather is absolute poo
>>218697530you're lying, that bitch is a wardrobe
>>218697530>tattooDropped
>>218697389Might have liked it a little if everyone wasn't praising everything about it before I saw it, but I agree.
>>218697572>>218697594>>218697597rude
Really hate my job>overbearing manager that panics over everything and is unqualified>constantly wants meetings and to know exactly what i'm doing all the time, can't stop fucking talking either>mong colleagues who depend on me to help them with their work even though they've been in the job for many more years than me>they're chatty as fuck and are trying to talk to me about something every five minutes>they constantly bitch about the manager whenever she's out of earshot but it's always the same complaints and i'm sick of hearing about itFeel like I'm going mental
>The trial of alleged Rochdale grooming gang members collapsed after a judge was told about a WhatsApp group involving jurors.
>>218697586memories of /his/
>>218697586you can tell it was made by you know whats
>>218697640so get a new job
>>218697653Hope they chuck the cunts in prison for contempt.
pouriung the booze down the drain cos god told me toand im ebign a good boy tongiht
really want to have sex with another male
>>218697640Honestly. Don't let work burnout fuck with you off the clock. Take all precautions to prevent that from happening, that can really REALLY REALLY fuck your off the clock life up over time.
>>218697666it was made by the french
>>218697640Cheer up mate it's Friday :)
>>218697661what memories
>smackhead mate I haven't spoken to in over a year randomly messaging meShan't be responding to that
>>218697685this job pays well though and it's a pretty big company
>>218697640What I think happens is neural pathways get really grooved-in over years of 8 hours+ a day and other more self-destructive thoughts use those neural pathways. "Feel like I'm going mental" turns into "I'm gay and need to be destroyed," know what I'm saying?
>>218697745Not womfy at all mate
Really love my jobIt gives me money for the cans
>>218697745just need a tenner mate for old times sake
im a rochdale grooming gang leader lookalikeavailable for birthday parties
>>218697745he wants drugs and maybe a suck of the kob aha
>>218697734those mosques used to be a common thread topic, maybe it still is but i haven't been over there in ages
>>218697781my job gave me money but stole my shitposting time
On that wumper grind
>>218697802careful mate helperlad's here, he'll be making excuses for them in no time
just watched the long walk Thought it would be woke bsActually really good movie even made me shed a tear
just discovered the magic of porn gamestwo of my passions in life together as one, porn and games. incredible
right ive just sicked up that booze so its an aeerliy night for me lads
>>218697857yeah decent film that
>bro just join a clubbiggest fucking meme advice of all timethere are no clubs
yer bird wears full dickies
>>218697791>>218697820Aye he's probably skint af and bored. Probably hoping I'm on the sesh and invite him over to join me or summat. Me? Staying in me own lane tonight x
>>218697859many a moon in my youth were spent wanking away to leisure suit larry
Why is helpernonce posting here?
>>218697886Depends where you are. You can join clubs at uni. But the only other clubs are like the knitting club in a village hall for pensioners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vjkh-acmTE
>the notion of going for a walk is so horrifying that americans think it a realistic post-apocalyptic threat
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKDAbLxNHvY
>>218697918I heard he was doxxed and all his soccer teammates know he's a paedo freak now
>>218697949thumbnail looks like nigel marven
>>218697918britfeel sent a nasty email to his football team manager and were being mean about it
>>218697918i dont know what a helpernonce isdont care to know
>>218697833>those mosques used to be a common thread topicwhy
https://coomer.st/onlyfans/user/nikocadoavocado?o=250
>>218697949remember him pleading with his wife
>>218697919wanted to join a local bookclub but it was all women reading stupid women books and the description said it was open to people who 'didnt read but liked the idea of reading'
>people who 'didnt read but liked the idea of reading'Ktim
>>218698017LOL
siri open Newposter2 puffy nipples imageput it on living room tv at 2x zoomturn on ambient lighting
right well that's a pregnant man
>>218697894fuck off back to /britfeel/ you dog nonce
employing a mong to do my taxes
NEW>>218698124>>218698124>>218698124
bing bong ding dong
>>218697997idk i never posted them myself. you should go make a thread on /his/ and see how it goes
