Durin's Tower edition
what’s the longest you’ve ever been awake for?
hello
>>218698124mad how it was built so long ago that it passed into legend and nobody knew whether it even existed for a long time
>>218698124what was durin duin in there
pooing out my arsehole
>>218698124gas bill on that place must cost a fortune
soy soy soy!
>>218698179Can you not
CORR
>>218698159It's not real mate He made it all up
sir bogfart admonisher
right well that's a massive knob
>>218698124The world was fair in Durin's Day.
https://www.twitch.tv/randytaylor69Rose is streaming
>>21869815735 hours. not been up past 2am in like 3 weeks it not right
>>21869815738 hours and I drove for 2 hours at 30 hours in
>>218698173Durin was gunin in there
traitors is finished lads. what did you all think? me? didn't watch a single second of it
what the fuck
just not on is it
so peng
just had some cheese on toast with pickle
>>218698282um
>>218698303nice lad did you have pickle with it?
>>218698312the lads
Sir Nord Stream 2!
moot has passed away
>>218698253living the boomer dream: indecorously posting on social media about a self-serving "patriotic" propaganda film about your trophy wife who hates you simply showing up to your work events
stop
anyway i shaved my bum earlier
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bXnGjQGDogsBro propsurfed it like nah I'm good.
>>218698344what a revolting fucking monster of a personGod really is benevolent to forgive this raped-shapen arseholeforgive me father, for I cannot.
>>218698124How much money do I need to fuck off to a real castle like this. This is a serious question.
>>218698309imagine her tight little arse
>>218698344
might become straight
>>218698411Tens of billions
Me? On that orange grind tonight. No hangover for me in the morning and it lush.
>>218698249glad the Muslim didn't win
what food do you reckon you've eaten the most in your life
>>218698448life :)
>>218698448various forms of chicken
>>218698438mice m8 how many 'suns have you smashed
>>218698437Is it a good investment
>>218698448Ate a breakfast burrito every single evening from mid 2020 until about a week ago when I realized I'm a fat mouthbreathing can't get anything done perverted grown middle aged man.
>>218698448pasta easily>>218698438do fruit shoots still exist? the purple ones were the best
>>218698448oats or bread
>>218698438do you not have any existential dread about the fact this is your life and you'll never have anything more?
>>218698448Probably pizzas or burgers as a meal but food in general? Probably cheese. Reckon I've ate a fuck tonne of cheese in my life so far and will continue to do so.
>>218698485Investments are meant to make money so no definitely not.
>>218698448poo
>>218698448Rice
ate a gummy edible thing and keep getting more stoned. very strange.
calling it that the jangberg will realize last thread is 2 short of 310 and delete this one soon enough>>218698510scrème brûlée
>>218698448Bread
>>218698448burgers
>>218698448i want to say cheese, but realistically the answer is probably wheat
>>218698448Pasta or potatoes i guess
>>218698448assuming you mean meals and not ingredients/component,s it's pizza or cerealbut I haven't eaten cereal since I was in secondary school, it's the definition of goyslop
>>218698479None lid. I'm drinking fanta orange. Would smash a few 'suns if I had some in though.>>218698495Yeah I see them in the supermarket all the time. I like the blackcurrant ones.
>>218698448cum
>>218698605Hi
drinking rum and coke
that's a lot of (you)'s I'm well jel
drinking cum and rorke
>>218698629might be the most i've ever gotfeels good
if you asked a jap they'd say rice. funny old world.
>>218698157idk probably a bit longer than 2 days. I was on a lot of cocaine
>>218698703cheese
>>218698703cocks
>>218698695
>>218698654I wanna live like common people, do everything common people do
>>218698679if you gave them a you i wouldn't have laughed at this but you saying it into the void as if you're just saying it to yourself and shaking your head before taking a swig of your drink cracked me up
>>218698703poo
Who /underclass/ herehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underclass
here we are then. the lads
>>218698703umthat was my post :/
>>218698754you've been swaggerjacked
>>218698742you're dolescum and you live in a carehome spackerboy
>>218698754pirated it for the yous
>>218698742no my parents worked themselves out of the working class so I am lower middle class
>>218698754it's his now mate. Rorke's law
>>218698788here's your (you)
lads australia has recently passed legislation that unequivocally bans racism, so i can't be racist anymore and will have to talk about non nigger-hating-related thingsso anyway did you lads watch the man kicking the ball then?
Well, I spoke to one of those human females last night.Her hair was dyed red so she was probably a psychopath and she had a walking stick, so she may have ended up being a liability.Everyone on here says that women are insane, so perhaps I dodged a bullet by being too much of a pussy to ask for her number.
>>218698791yeah a lot of talented black athletes! Love to see them succeed theyve had a hell of a time over the years
>>218698747mate have you just been playing this game for 12 hours straight?
>>218698812did you ask her if the carpet matched the drapes?
have you had a /brit/post stolen from you and posted again by another /brit/poster? if so then you may be entitled to compensation
>>218698812red hair and unnecessary walking stick is dodging an artillery barrage
little nap there for me x
got a banging headache lads :/
>>218698791that's a shame, can't you write a letter to your MP about this? you can mention about how it may put your career in jeopardy
>>218698812stay safe mucker nearly managed to develop an intimate relationship with a member of the opposite sex there
>>218698124BANE?
>>218698812Idiot. You could have got a motability car out of it
>>218698846i was actually given the wrong type of captcha
bouncing off the walls
>>218698448ass
>>218698846Yeah. People always repost a picture I took in a Waterstones cafe after an incel walk
*has an allergic reaction to captcha*
catberg on a fucking mad one
you do know you can put #protect in the options field so nobody can pirate your post, right?!!! This post is protected by the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, any unauthorised reproductions may result in unlimited fines or jail time !!!
>>218698157About 50 hours I thinkAlso I was taking my girlfriend's ritalin to stay awakeI was experiencing auditory and visual hallucinations by the end
>>218698947interesting, i once took my dog's steroids and played max payne 3 all night as my heart was beating out of my chest
just had a lucid moment away from my incel world for a moment and realised that there are pubs and bars operating right now and filled with shaggers and shaggers-to-be, while I am stuck in my parents' house
Migh stick a film on me. Cba for vidya x
peng wee willy on that lass
right well that's a stinker it's making even me worried
>>218698725wasn't trying to be? I was just answering his question. are you retarded? or were your parents brother or sister or something? anyway you're a niggerkike
absolute belter that wasarsehole is well sore
Need to get the Kindle charged and get reading again. Ovid. Virgil. Dostoyevsky. Tolkein.
>>218698835no but i probably will tomorrow as it's saturday
>>218699065anytime
>>218698952post it again NOW
>>218699079yeah you say a lot about what you should do but you're never actually doing it
>>218699079would you be open to e-dating? just wondering what your thoughts are on it in general
>>218699098I'm always making positive changes to my life.>>218699105Not sure what e-dating is
best of both worlds
Get in lads
>Ovidthat's actually clever bait
>>2186991124 years in driving lessons btw
desu I'd probably let a tranny with a nice piece bum meor at LEAST suck her off
>>218699120me in the back
>>218699112maybe I could show you then? we should get out of here and beat it anyway, move over to discord DMs or something?
>>218698438alri marmiteman4?mongboy.
>>218699120are you in old english gentleman again lad
>>218699135Driving has been cancelled due to my visual problems and narcolepsy making it impossible
wonder what employed woman thinks about HHL making his way into /brit/ for the foreseeable future
Is Britian even able to be saved
Any plumbers in? I need EXPERT level plumbing advice.
mongboy sean allan
>wonder what attention seeking retard thinks about other attention seeking retard making his way into /brit/hope they both explode
>>218699160You are a danger to society and you also have two testicles.
>>218699160and will you get prescription glasses and a medical diagnosis? no you wont because it's all an excuse
>>218699185me in the back
>>218698986ktim
Garn beehive x
>>218699197cute x
>>218699191hiya kid legendary pipe wrangler here. my whole family was plumbers since the deluge what u need to know?
>>218699176Can't say I'm a fan of his, but this general needs someone to shake things up a bit>>218699205I already have glasses I wear for gaming or watching anime. And I'm in the process of pursuing a diagnosis for my narcolepsy
the girl I like has been texting me dryer and dryershould just fucking kill myself I reckon
>>218699208Still honestly kind of wild to see people believe in a future for Britian I think Britian is as doomed as we are
>>218699197rorke playing with his dolls
>>218698986you come across as insecure when you use a plural apostrophe lol
>>218699228Now that there's a power vacuum in /britfeel/, would you consider a return of Tilde?
>>218699191can't unclog your toilet huhpoo too big and hard, too much TP maybe?
>>218699233prefer it when they do that. Makes it easier to walk away
he was the best pipe wrangler in the galaxy
if you dislike someone you should definitely mention them nonstop and give them infinite attention!!!
>>218699249yeah that's the joke lad well done x
alright lads, anyone heard anythiong fro monglad?
>>218699254I like the pro-seasideMARK nature of /Brit/ plus I have friends here like Spaino, Belgian and Mousey
napped tranny
so pissed i wasn't around here when candice was, me and her would have got on super well I just know it
>>218699249dgreaming!
>>218699270rorke responding to my post
Fire alarm blaring but I'm not gonna die tonight not a fucking chance
struggling to do a wee lads. really trying.
ROBOT LOVER TAKE ME AWAY
Might walk away and never return
>>218699293You shouldn't need to force it
>>218699310wish I were brave enough
>>218699259I don't want to walk away...
>>218699320drugs make it difficult to piss sometimes
>>218699339Stop taking drugs Problem solved
got the tunes on
>>218699328give it another day or two of dead texts and you'll be buzzing to get out of there
>>218699227Sounds suspicious.>>218699255It's actually an unusual and odd situation that probably needs a plumber. I think we need a long endoscope to find out what's really going on here.
tree just exploded outside my house
drugs? no I just read a good book instead
>>218699345too late now isn't it lad where was the advice 2 hours ago i'm here struggling to do a wee and it's on you
>>218699360treehad
sean the nonce and mongboy fc
dad's pc mag must have finally been delivered because he's telling me ram's gone up in price
In Taiwan majority of all foreign men I met were Australians dating Taiwanese women weird part is that a waiter couldn't tell me and some new Zealand guy apart
>>218699360why
>>218699382s
>>218699310just saw this on /v/
>>218699404cold innit
>>218699397>waiter couldn't tell me and some new Zealand guy apartwhat did you and he order? do you speak Chinese?
>>218699418no
And what of the fabled /brit/ shaggers?
pizza time
>>218699428you don't know what it's like where I am.
Pink Floyd - Blog On You Boring Bastard (Parts VI–IX)
>>218699445do
got 'bab, havent had one in at least 6 months, so has new owners
>>218699457liar
>>218699438how do people live with that overhead florescent lighting. it would be like living in an office building
just been called a boring bastard and told to blog on lads
>>218699421He ordered pig lungs and noodlesI ordered noodles and pork belly
>>218699437mousey held an inquest and found them to be fabricating their tales
Fucking hell got a 10 hour shift on Sunday already feeling depressed and suicidal
>>218699506Don’t swear it’s not ladylike
>>218699544
>>218699506boohoo nigga
>>218699310*captures you and drags you back to /brit/
>Five-week-old girl died after suffering a 'catastrophic' brain injury and 47 rib fractures when her parents repeatedly beat her
>>218699557so this is rorke
not on
>>218699568not very funny though is it, unless the family were brown people in which case it's not my problem
trees don't explode from cold
>>218699557slippery little fella
rorke crossing the street to avoid trees from now on
>>218699506Hmmmm but aldi isn’t open on Sunday….
It's Friday night lads, why aren't you out with your gf?...you do have a gf...don't you lads?
Necking this wot woodle then garn watch soem telly in bed x
>>218699471nah
i have a drama degree and majored in mimedo i have a job? of course not!
>>218699617No, I know it's hard to believe but I have no gf
>>218699617>It's Friday night lads, why aren't you out with your gf?Don't need a gf. Got me ASMR gfs x
Can't imagine anything funnier than a baby dying. Just laying there on the bed motionless as their parent beats it
He would neither go towards a fiding grounds at the edge of the ice nor return to the colony. Shortly afterwards we saw him heading straight towards a mountains, some seventy kilometers away. Dr Engly explained that even if we caught him and brought him back to the colony he would immediately head right back for the mountains... but why?
>>218699617The usual anon is. I've been hired to post for him. He texts me what he wants to post
>>218699643you're trapped inside an invisible box thinking like that mate
used to be a top shagger me but have since hung up my hat (got banned from hinge)
Ahhh I messaged her again NGL I'm cooked but hope it works
for me, it's watching female streamers who aren't quite attractive enough nor show off their tits enough to get a huge following, and even when there's only like 3 people watching they're still boring as fuck
>>218699654
big asses (arses)
>>218699617don't have a gf because i'm a freakazoid :/
>>218699669>stupid ugly incel penguin*kahteems myself into space*
toilfu was complimenting my long legs today
Noticed work colleagues have started making little jokes about my weight. Never know how to respond so I just sit there laughing my fat arse off.
might lob some cheesecake down my scran hole
37% of British 4-5 year olds started school last September not knowing basic skills like how to use stairs, how to respond to their own names, or what a book is.
>>218699679Oh aye x
ever think about just ending it all lads
sir knows what a book is
pretending that i don't know how to use stairs to trick the state into compensating me
>>218699736Used to be bullied alot in school and would think about cutting myself to death
never had bfs or gfs really
>>218699753that's it lad. get yourself on the bennies gravy train
Thorney Close, Sunderland
>>218699728what the hell
>>218699728just like 100% of kids back in their native countries then
Mate split up with his gf of 3 years and is now posting cringey post-break up stuff on Facebook. Yikes.
>>218699799Show us it then
>>218699799alri 2007lad
>>218699799
>>218699728yeah wonder why that is
needed a wee 10 minutes ago but now I don'tdid my body just absorb it?
>>218699773ktim @ picrel
I miss the 2000s emo club nightshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7XDFstVaHA
>>218699844i sucked it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfu-1X3C8kM
>>218699844try standing up
>>218699799I find this upset over >short relationships more relatable than the type of people who are together from 15 to 27 (or even later) and then have a crisis when they realise they were basically living in a common law marriage but thinking they were cool hip singles like the sitcoms said they would be
>>218699863these lads weren't emo they were just particularly whiny wiggers
New Aboad in Japan is out
>>218699863used to beat up emo lads and shag their gfs when i was a goth those were the days
>>218699906did you listen to cradle of filth lad? love the cradle me
>>218699733corr peng spaff black arse sex>>218699736>>218699755cheer up
>>218699888no I'm comfy in bed now x
>>218699930i did yeah fucking hate that shite now thoughbeitremember kicking one lad right in the chin with my new rocks haha
>>218699736
gfbergs convinced that i am a caring person despite the fact that i am not in the slightest except insofar as how much acknowledgment i get for my posts on the chon
>>218699953this lad's wearing makeup yeah? i wonder if his gf applied it or he applied it himself
Corrpeng Spaff, at your service
might change my name to diego garcia
>>218699899yeah true it just used to get played at those nights and took me backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY
>>218699999um
they call me a cuck because i like to look
>>218699953snd deano yeah
Would you even bother to wanna save the UK
>>218699947nice. you should try to pee before you fall asleep though, your balls only have so much storage and you wouldn't want to risk an accident. then you can sleep soundly with a clear mind x
>>218700018Well yes but it's impossible
will have to save myself first before doing any of that
>>218700018Mosley wanted a European superstate and the end of empire
>>218699975it's probably filters
>>218699995three words: finger eleven paralyzer
>>218699922kek I bet the Mauritius man is fuming
>>218700074kek this is me
>>218700018needs to get a lot worse before the political will to save it will manifestsame is true of here too
>>218700061i doubt it, it's kinda normal for lads to wear makeup these days. i would still say it's definitely gay to do it yourself and not have your gf do it for you, especially since women seem to love putting makeup on men for some reason
>>218699947you're going to need a piss again at just the wrong moment you'll be falling asleep all nice and cosy and then it'll occur to you that actually you need a piss but it's so cold outside of the covers i'll go to sleep and deal with it later only you can't go to sleep cos of the uncomfortable wee in your body that you're too lazy to pass
>>218700074would
Rorke singing Chelsea Dagger but just the duh DUH duh bits
>>218700074he's got amazing turn out i'll give him that
i REALLY don't care
>>218700104Why'd they make the tail look like a big slippery poo?
>>218700035Same with the usa atleast the UK can be salvaged
>>218700104hate her
>>218700104need to inhale her farts
>>218700117frequently faced with this problem. have thought about getting one of these because fuck getting out of bed at 3am
the raped
>>218700102I don't think it's possible I kind of wish we could have a bright future but honestly I tell people that again they have won and fighting back only gets you killed or in prison
>>218700104it looks like a massive turd i'm sorry i'm not sure if it was intentional but your eye sees a massive dangly rope of a turd coming out of her arse before your brain catches up and goes right thats a tail
>>218700121>a European Union at the sacrifice of British culture and sovereignty.Mosley literally wanted exactly thathttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe_a_NationHe was nothing more than a opportunist
i despise women so much bros
right the piss jar's the final strawback to britfeel with you freaks
>>218700180The first mistake was industrializotion
>>218700195ktim
Rotha Lintorn-Orman saw Mosley for who he really was, and that' saying a lot because she was a drug-addicted, sex-addicted lesbian.
>>218700106looks like filters to me since his skin has been smoothed and his eyes coloured and brightened, but pls don't let that stop you from having fun with your mom's make up tonight
>>218700164i just piss into a bottle and now i can get 2o cent back when i return it!
>>218700173the future is going to be extremely stratified and a huge amount of people are simply going to be left behindit should be the goal of every single person to avoid being in the permanently renting multicultural underclass
>>218700164business idea: this with a fleshlight attached for post incel wank wee wees
u all gone to bed then
>>218700233Sadly no amount of fighting back or resistance will change anything even in the us we have the 2nd amendment but I doubt some retard with a ar could do anything
>>218700180He would have saved Britain and kept it English, Scottish and Welsh. All of the little goblins since him have sacrificed Britain to enrich themselves. Britain's future of damned to ruination because it rejected Moseley.
the 2 week annual leave coming to an end lads. It's so over
>>218700147it's normal to wash fruit and vegetables though?
>jew obsessed yankposterboring routine
>>218700294>>218700294
>>218700226>says "mom">uses the metric systemmate make up your mind whether you're a yank or not
>>218700290had those fat fucks filtered for months mate. thread is a lot better without their drivel. you should try it
>>218700106there's makeup and there's "makeup"concealer for spots and scars is more normal now, but anything that changes the face via optical illusion has to be haramcamera filters apply a smoothing effect for skin which distorts perceptions of what people walk around looking like
>>218700164cheers lad for making me realise these existmy bladder loves to keep me up at night with tiny amounts of wee
