booze cruise edish
>>218704852no i don't
>scotland? oh you mean pictland!
>>218704832Taipei is both ugly and aesthetic at the same time. I love it.
>>218704855aw psst daarn
>>218704852I thoroughly regret clicking on that
>>218704838thanks bruv
Went to Taiwan and stayed in Kaohsiung and the women would throw themselves at you and the pussy was MAD tight would recommend!!!
I am so completely and utterly fucked for toil on Sunday afternoon. ive hardly slept in days. not a chance i will be well rested in time.
>>218704860It was such a beautiful country and the food was amazing also Taichung and hualein are under rated
>>218704872konnichiwa dude!
>>218704872I should have went there but I went fishing in hualein and smoked cigarettes with they other fisher men also I got lost probably in Taipei trying to find my hotel with a dead phone battery
Don’t even really want to be around my wife anymoreJust wish I were single and owned my home by myself
>>218704880You know this may sound retarded but I attempted to speak Mandarin with a Japanese guy and he gave me the death glade
Boring yank hours is it
>>218704888can i plap ur wife m8
I Wanna Fuck My Computer is only #47 on the Hottest 100
>>218704935Honestly yes I don’t even fucking care I'm looking for other women as we speak
>>218704875Yeah East Coast is very beautiful too and I liked Gaomei Wetlands in Taichung too. What I think is most underrated though is the islands barely any foreign tourists go there but they're all very unique and fun to explore. My favourite is Kinmen, just a few km off the coast of China.
simply refuse to believe anybody who is married or has children posts here
>>218704943Kids or no kids?
>>218704941that's hella high fr fr
Awww yeah nothing better than straight cold steeped green tea on a scorching hot day
>>218704945Honestly I was only in Taiwan for 2 weeks and it was still sick hualein was fun the gorge is great but the market in Taichung was better than the one in Taipei probably because I got to kiss a girl there
>>218704950No kids
>>218704963Also this beer was good
Hate cunts who steer with an open palm
>>218704957>scorching hot daythose aren't coming until july, bud
>>218704951love dugs
>>218704977yes, so do i
>>218704972>>218704963I liked the 18 Day Taiwan beer dunno if they still make it though. They make lots of special editions.What markets? Yeah I remember Fengchia was good. Shilin in Taipei is kinda shit imo severely overrated.I liked Taichung cos I did an exchange there in a uni out in the sticks way back but it's a bit rough around the edges compared to other cities and not very pretty.
>>218704951Nice dog that
can't wait for spring but I'm dreading summerFunny how that works eh
It's a doggy dog world out there
>>218705015Honestly no not funny at all
And the latest from Poo Seal?
>>218704832
>>218705022bully, now that was a good rockstar game
>>218705022Ugly ass negropoverty dogs
>>218705033
>>218705008Yeah I Only spent 2 weeks though the night market I went to was the one in Taichung I am a just a new England dirt bag but a girl got excited when I was showing off
>>218705038Agreed, we need more games where there's a lot of fist fighting but nobody dies, which aren't just Tekken-style fighting games
gaming on a Saturday. no one can stop me. Shall be watching the jewfc tomoz.it lush x
>>218705042can't think of any good american raceall the best dogs are from the old world
>>218705056*swishes into brit*
>>218705061what game?
>>218705056Now they got that baby singin
https://voca.ro/1mHudpzm0N9c
was going to go for a virgin walk but fooking 'ell that is too cold.
>>218705042Very nice dog that
Imagine being the toilet in Emma Watson’s flat. Luckiest bit of porcelain in the world.
>>218705060isn't thailand a free for all with ladybois?
>>218704975I do this when parking and the toilfu said it was cool
wouldn't steal a badge off a thai tranny
with family all weekend so I can't even get drunk, takes the piss
>>218705068GTA 4. extremely lush game
>>218705141Been playing a lot of RDR2 recently myself.
why is vocacucking allowed? janny you odious little rodentcel, do your job!
Why do redditors down vote you for asking a basic question
>>218705141spent hours just car chasinggta 5 didn't scratch that itch, wasn't the same
>>218705151I like all the extra features in 2 like the compendium and other stuff, but I just can't stand the story or most of the characters. what they did to John was unforgivable *insert look how they massacred my boy meme*
Have slam poetry this weekend and instead of just reading I think I’m going to recite this time, pleas rateEvery day is a clipboardhanded to me at birthwith boxes that refill themselvesthe moment I check them.Eat.Work.Maintain the body.Maintain the relationships.Maintain the futurelike a lawn that grows fasterthe more carefully I mow it.People tell me to restas if rest were a roomI could enterinstead of a chairsomeone keeps nudgingwith just one more thing.Even my joy has prerequisites.Even my peaceneeds approval.I don’t want to diedeath feels too dramatic,too loud,too final for what this is.I want the gentler miracle:to be unrequired.To exist without beingaddressed by every hour.To wake up without owingthe day a performance.I am tired of becominga better version of myselffor reasons I no longer remember agreeing to.Tired of improvementthat never improveshow it feels to be here.Sometimes I imagine nonexistencenot as darknessbut as a closed laptopthe fan finally quiet,no notifications leaking through the seams.No failure.No success.Just silencethat isn’t emptybecause it isn’t asking.If this is despair,it’s a polite one.It waits its turn.It cleans up after itself.But mostly it’s grieffor a life that allows stoppingwithout explanation.I am not asking for oblivion.I am asking for an end of sentence.A period.A breaththat does not immediately belongto the next demand.If existence insists on continuing,then let it at least loosen its griplet me bewithout being neededfor a while.Just long enoughto rememberthat I am morethan the sound of myselfkeeping up.
>>218705153cry about it
>>218705141GRUPPA KROVI
>>218705091Yes if you like ladyboys, which I do not. I definitely don't stay here to bang locals; I stopped dating Thai biological females because they get into bed in five minutes and then fall in love five minutes later, which can and does lead to insane possessiveness and semi-stalking
>>218705179YOU STINK
>>218705179Fuck off with this shit retard
>>2187051685's worst thing is the map. literally the worst in the series, more then 3 or vice city. Liberty City in 4 was so good. all the enterable places, the building rooftops, the alleys and subway to explore. Exploration was perfect. 5 had none of that
>>218705186What are the trains like in Thailand I am curious I know about the trains in the UK and Australia I am sad about hsr2
>>218705179>slam poetry
>>218705180I just did? fucking moron
>>218705201idk I fly or hire a driver for ~$60 per day. They'll come with you overnight and find themselves a traveler's hostel or just sleep in their car if it's big enough
>>218705201our ones will give you a freight
>>218705215Utterly amazed that anyone can look at the 20th century and still be communist. It’s gone horrifically wrong every time it’s been tried.
Trump could point nuclear missiles at every European capital and EuroZOG leaders would just say "w-we need dialogue with our American friends"
>>218705205There is nothing wrong with slam poetry
>>218705227You know I saw a guy say that traveling Intercity by rail in Australia was long and he masturbated the whole time
>>218705226Honestly trains are the best even when slow because you can absorb the whole city or landscape sadly I live in Boston so all our trains are old
>>218705259The worst bits are you can't just book sleeping berths online and the night services only travel in one direction so you can't easily do what I want to do and use it as a combination plane and hotel
>>218705269>sadly I live in Bostonlucky guy. you have no idea
>>218705287I guess you ever try it I took the train exclusively in Japan taiwan and the USA
>>218705289You don't know how boring this city is
>>218705246The price of weakness and inaction
European leaders gather for a summit amidst a scenic backdrop to talk about how concerned they are about recent happeningsThat’s it, they’re just concerned, they all fly home
>>218705380and how does this concern you?
Spitting chewin’ backer all over the place.
>>218705359I would love to live there bro. I'm from one of the poorest cities, and it's exciting here sure as in gun fire and I've seen dead bodies not good fun
>>218705380Deeply goncerned
>>218705182let's go bowling
>>218704832shid
shit in my mouth
I thought GTA IV was shit however I never played the expansions only the base game.
Powerful
>>218705425no one wants the opinions of a subhuman beast such as yourself
>>218705269Yeah trains can be good in Japan I took the regular train to Matsuyama and the scenery was amazing travelling along the coast, window to the West with the sun setting over the water. Then I took a sleeper train to Tokyo which was a fun experience My head was directly above the wheels on the track and I dreamt of earthquakes all night. Good stuff.
>>218705430if we lived back in the good old days I'd rape this cunt and her daughters
>>218705454Mate you can’t say that mate
>>218705454Maaaaate
>>218705472Are Rach and /brit/
>>218705454that's just not on old chap
>>218705435Can’t do shit in that game without someone someone calling you every 5 minutes wanting to go bowling. You’re not allowed to say no either or they’ll stop liking you.
>>218705430
>>218705487Goddamn she's beautiful
>>218705472Remember when She used to be fit as fuck all went downhill when she got pregnant
>>218705215right the thing that’s gonna sell me on communism is a poorly made jpg
>>218705503>all went downhill when she got pregnantlolwut
>>218705514Not an argument
need to eat her
15 year old Italian Sharon Maccanico who was killed by a landslide in New Zealand
>>218705531Really am repulsed by her, no offence probably a nice lady. Do you think she'll be mad if I said this? Should I not say it do you think?
>>218705522wasn’t making one
>Won't debate my drawings?>You lose!
>>218705517Mid compared to what she used to look like
>>218705487Imagine how inferior you would feel as a fat balding 40 year old manlet goblino standing in her presence
why are you here its 6am on saturday
>>218705560where else would i be at 6am on a saturday
>>218705557Id be more annoyed that some bitch thought she could make my club all about her
>>218705560woke up 40 mins ago me
morning lidshave a banging saturday and don't sniff too much charlie, okay?
skipping rope with a poo
>>218705560got my reasons
>>218705487MOOOOOOGED
>>218705560Watching King of Comedy. 2 notes for you cats. Thought Sandra Bernhard was ugly when I was a teenager, I'll tell you, that woman has something. Also Jerry Lewis. Magnificent. Fine film. World class film.
>>218705560Just woke up mush
I'm a rapist
>>218705490no the games fault you're a friendless incel. I love hanging with my browsing and my bitch kate
>>218705574mad how you can tell meadow can't act from a still image
>>218705560Just woke up x
>>218705557Not one even felt worthy enough to take a quick glance at her arse
>>218705583love women with big fluffy 80s hair like that
>>218705605Grumpy or chill?
You don't actually need a neck to live apparently
>>218705623Yeah I do too now. Thinking I might be highly suggestible, in 2010ish I did not like that one bit.
>>218705560ever since I started toiling at my current job I've been unable to have lie-ins. I just snap wide awake at around 6 automatically
Just doing 1 mile on the treadmill gives you +3 mood points
>>218705645mr noseberg has done thee
>>218705625ai slop
good morning to all my friends on 4chan dot org slash int slash brit, unless you're brown then fuck you
>China is no longer the top security priority for the US, according to the Pentagon's new National Defense Strategy.Trump is Multipolar Gang
>>218705649grow up
>>218705487Reminds me of the gay idol events in Japan where a bunch of old faggots gather around some vapid mawkish pseudochild, are we really going in that direction?
>>218705557any of them could dominate and rape her ez pz, so I doubt they care. real Chad's don't care about the opinions of the beastfolx called w*men
>>218705659grow up mate
>>218705663you thought this is was good enough to post?
I saw a fake Dilbert comic one time that was likeWally: If this were the stone age I would just grab you and have my way with youAlice: If this were the stone age you would last five minutes before being devoured by baby turtles
>>218705658Based I love China
>>218705685Thoughts on Rama X vs Rama IX
>this is was
Saturday morning? Yeah it's Frasier time.
got the frasier asmr on
>>218705718fucked it didn’t i
Call the king a benderGo on
>>218705719
>>218705735>I'm listening
if ireland is so rich why do all the irish move somewhere else as soon as they turn 18
>>218705735>>218705754
alright gang here's the plan: a late supper bacon and egger, I let that digest with a couple of isaac runs, then straight to bed
desperately need this technology integrated into medicine, education, the military, and all other spheres of life
>>218705785https://youtube.com/watch?v=qUtCE59Ed4w
>>218705714Picture the difference between the king and the prince in Bravehearta except that the prince is het
Making the most of my microwave with the help of woman and Bejam
>>218705785ohio crashout
>>218705810thank you Bejam thank you microwave thank you woman
I invested in shiny rocks six months ago and now I have three dicks.
>>218705785>
>>218705685get a fucking grip thailad
is this eczema or ringworm
>>218705810
>>218705807"het"man is zesty as a dude with two wives can be
>>218705836syphilis
>>218705810did the "woman" ask for her name to be removed last minute because of creative differences?
>>218705836arse cancer metastasis
>>218704951I have 4,000 hours in Terreria.
are brits naturally Nordic — chalk-white, bulky Teutons of the Scandinavian or North-German forests — Viking berserk killers — predatory rovers of Hengist and Horsa — conquerors of Celts and mongrels and founders of Empires — sons of the thunders and the arctic winds ?
luke shaw is only 30 years oldmental
>>218705857It's the name of a magazine you gormless chimp
>>218705862completely menthol how your country is less relevant than the American state called Georgia which is one of the least relevant US states.
>>218705857She didn't make the most of her microwave.
brits really be like >gen “zed”
>>218705862that describes me completely
Florida can get fucked.
>>218705885kek i do be like that
>>218705785
>>218705810Bet Carol gave him one after they finished the shoot
Sausage sandwich for breakfast x
>>218705890>Feels like tempsWoke madness
>>218705906nuked his hot till it exploded
might go for a quick poo
>>218705939Alri Emma Watson
>>218705952boobs
>>218705931The SY postcode is weird
a) she was a huuwah
>>218705968They didn't have flat tops in Ancient Rome!
>>218705785need a retarded failure AI gf
Just woke up still drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtSLYrTKrEwNew one.
>>218705985Hate when that happensTruly grim
>>218705965why
>>218705975cute, I want to give it a hug
>>218705985gone to work still pissed before, was quite fun until the hangover kicked in
guess what I'm doing first thing in the morning
>>218705993It's a weird chunk of Wales and England
any prood scots in?
>>218705968that wasn't his ziti she was carrying
right get the coffee sucked
>>218706022Don’t mean to get political like but that’s wales
>>218706044Nah it goes into England SY is Shrewsbury
>>218706010imagine hearing a squeaky bed next door and you bang on the wall and then ricky hatton comes round going "WOT??!"
>>218706023sit doon
got half of next week off might book a cheeky incel trip. can get 3 nights in paris alone cheap
This Sinner guy is pretty good at the tennis it seems.
>>218706048I know it’s shrewsbury that’s why I said it. But like I said not trying to get political
sick to death of my catshe needs to grow the fuck up and take some accountability
Sir Post Coder
Nowt in north walesJust go round it
I want to inspect Emma Watson’s anus.
>>218706108Good tell that to the rest of the english and hopefully they’ll stop swarming here
i give girls that heavy dick
>>218706120I'll put it in the group chat x
>>218706136Thanks babe
>>218705931>we need a hundred different post code areas for efficiency and make sure london gets split into 20>oh yeah stick 2 million people in one postcode for northern ireland and call it bt for british territorybased royal mail
>>218706108We have whole postcodes that are twice the size of your puny island
Might read a book someday. That might be fun y'all
Why the fuck am having to do 3 fucking captchas every time I want to post
>>218706108Nonsense Gogland is best land
might put all my money into a global tracker. place my faith in humanity
>>218706182you know why cheapskate
>>218706151not good for rearing crops or sheep though is it
>>218706192The land of Arthur
>>218706204for me it's VWRL
>>218706212One thing we do have out there is a shitload of cattle
>>218706054love going on my little incel trips although I've never done it abroadwhy Paris though, it looks like an utter shithole
the berghttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769240464651145.mp4
>>218706212Yeah it's bad for sheep must be why there's a sheep farm the size of Texas out there
>>218706192Been to the smallest house in conwy, can confirm it was indeed small
>>218706242let the sheeps roam free
>>218706204love how the chinese stock market crash in 2014 apparently did fuck all to the world economy
when was the last time you made a girl laugh
psriana (poo screaming in a niggers arse)
>>2187062465.8 million acres not enough? Ungrateful bastards
mad how useless i'd be to the british army in a war unless they needed someone to fill out captchas for them
>>218706192
>>218706269ktim if I get drafted I'll just hide throughout my time at war
need to get out of bed
>>218706232somewhere to see before you die no? plenty to look at. anywhere in the uk you recommend?
>>218706269a lot of aspects of army life strongly appeal to my autism like stripping and cleaning my gun and obsessively polishing my boots etc but I'd probably get shot in the face on day 1
>>218706289why
>>218706291Slough
>>218706300clothes to wash and bathrooms to clean and setteewanks to have
>>218706297I like the idea of having to follow a strict schedule and having little autonomy
if they put me in the army i'd shoot my CO for a laugh
>>218706286>>218706297all done by drones now innit?maybe gamers will be the heroes of ww3
They'll never let me in the army due to my history of alcoholism self harm and depression
pathetic simp
Toil today and tomorrowNot to worry because I will then be offSo I will have some beers while you lot are feeling the looming of toil on Sunday evening
In 2 years being in the army will be a WFH job where you log in to fly suicide drones around for the day.
rorke pulling a weird ahegao cum face every time the drill sergeant yells in his face
Drinking vb and listening to AC/DC in praise of my Australian brothers and sisters
>>218706291I just think a lot of the popular tourist destinations are overhyped and disappointing when you actually goI recommend York, Edinburgh, Cambridge, Bath, pretty much any place with history is usually good. London is good for incel trips too although it's obviously a bit pricier
>>218706332sc
>>218706318yeah but globies will probably kill a few million of us via human wave tactics for logistical purposes
>>218706337whats an incel trip
>>218706232>why Paris though, it looks like an utter shitholelolwut
>>218706332well thats rorke done isnt it
>>218706343
>>218706314alri fraglad
>>218706335for me it's 'Touch Too Much'
>>218706343head and shoulderstoothpaste& shitbiiiiiiiiiig pieces of shit
>>218706314basedfuck tarq gon do?
Mental that some people genuinely (genuinely) get their ideas on what the world is like from 4chan in 2026
>>218706260at work but she was probably laughing at me
>>218706343can see why many autists want to shag these
>>218706354going on a weekend break somewhere nice by yourself. Doing everything you normally would as a couple except solo
>>218706390ktimdon't know what it's like out there, just listen to what rorke tells me
>>218706335Listening to the Triple J Hottest 100We're into the top 15 where it's all dire normslopWill be funny if Rebecca Black wins with a cover thoughhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=3sni1ckbBqw
>>2187063904chan has been right about everything and zoomer culture is entirely downstream of 4chan
>>218706390no different from an entire generation of zoom zooms getting all their news and knowledge from tiktok and X
>>218706407
>>218706416I still member when Like A Version was only Aussie acts doing acoustic covers.
>>218706394context?
>>218706414Good boy
Are normies actually red pilled now?
>>218706421trump
>>218706437thanks mate
oh I do not feel good
THREE people are watching my iPad on eBay that means someone will defo buy it right????
another saturday afternoon spent edging to yaoi
Good night lads
>>218706466on the old jungle juice last night were you
>>218706473nope. when i sold my car i had liek 1 call every 5 minutes because it was so cheap, watching it just means it's a last resort, that's salesmanship
>>218706466ktim after spending an entire night edging
>>218706508dire bint
omdz uncs still listen to triple j. we all listen to fbi radio syd
>>218706510stay up a bit longer pls
About to text the escort ladsWish me luck
reading my book about the nazis like x
doing a cry
>>218706583Which one
>>218706554le sc
>>218706603>>218706603
Flip Mode is the best
