https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-24/temperatures-heatwave-tracker-australia-day/106263796

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>>218706554

>>218706591
coming of the third reich

supposed to be good. is pretty interesting but I dislike how he says the germans justified anti-semitism, he just gives a very stock normie take, le blame minorities when things are bad

booking off australia day

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>>218706624
>gaybc says my town is 44c
>my outdoor weather station and thermometer outside say it's currently 47c
Who do I trust?

Messaged the escort 10 minutes ago
The message has definitely been sent as it has two ticks, no reply yet

>>218706630
Should of stuck with Javascript

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7T6ShD7HSw

Damn there goes $800k.

need to do all my cleaning today and i cant be bothered

shitting on the kitchen floor and rolling in it to cool down like a hippopotamus

Where is mousenonce

>>218706689
dealt with

>>218706689
don't ask questions

>>218706689
dead him and diego finally linked up and overdosed on communion wafers

Need to do a good cry every month or so, good for the system much the same way a good vomit clears you out

been awake 2 hours and already scranned the leftover chinese fml

>>218706702
Faces melting like in Raiders of the Lost Ark

Have to go out for like 5 minutes today
Not best pleased

>>218706716
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see

forty bloody didgeridegrees outside this is a fucking disgrace
the council doing nothing to fix it as per usual

11 months until christmas

yup im an incel
no ne will see me all weekend

dingo stole my baby

>>218706747
Lol 26 here
Optimum human comfort

no I'm ok thanks

thinking it's gonna be a beach day tomorrow
suns out bums out

>>218706773
if i wasn't glued to my chair with sweat right now i'd hunt you down and rape you to death

Paul McCartney claims Blackbird is about black civil rights but I reckon he probably made that shit up later on for woke points

Get off me you hoser dingoos

>>218706777
me when somebody offers me drugs

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>>218706603
why is british foods so disgusting?
there is no umami

I always find I get really anxious waiting for escorts to respond to my messages.

These women are very temperamental and always seem to blame clients for things going wrong.

looking at ladies boobs but artfully like an intellectual

>>218706773
grim

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>>218706759
Not long now! Any plans for 2027?

good morning i hate women

>>218706603
>pulling his ramrod from the musket, he rams the wadding down the barrel
>setting the cock to full cock position, he shoulders the

wow is it getting warm in here or is it just me

>>218706801
*ties you to a chair and pours worcestershire sauce down your throat*

Raping the ceiling

>>218706815
cәлeм

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>>218706801
why do japanese women prefer western men japbro

>>218706801
your food is the british cuisine of asia. mogged by literally any other asian nation

>>218706822
h-hot

>>218706704
last time I cried was 2013 after I got sacked from my first real job

been watching a lot of underwater films today

>>218706839
Why were you sacked

physically restrain japanese men and tickle their little brown nipples with feathers

>>218706822
Based

been watching a lot of underwear films today

>>218706850
Bit bent, that

gap kids

>>218706832
Not really true is it to be fair
Pho is fucking shit for one

>>218706603
responsible for 48,512,094 dead patriots

>>218706854
>>218706859
‘

>>218706841
how sick is finding nemo

big ums

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>>218706603
What is the state of the railways in the motherland? Pic related is ours at the moment.

>>218706860
You about to closs some fuckin RINES

pozzies getting into heated debates about the finer details of Cambodian vs Laotian cuisine

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>>218706872

>>218706885
nygey

I wish whiskey grew on trees.

t. Red Dead Redemption II NPC

>>218706832
asian food is a collection of various soups + insects/rats + literally anything in the sea

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>>218706830
no one is interest in you gaijin who smell bad idiot

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>>218706871

>>218706839
You're due a good cry

>>218706860
japslop is all just sushi or curry slop in a bowl. not surprised someone with a british palate would jump to their defense

>>218706865
nooo that's not what i meant

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>>218706832
japanese foods is ranked best in world idiot
your disgusting foods is rank 50
it is not same level

>>218706906
Nun you could o

>>218706906
Kek

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>>218706906
why do they say nothing to the person and just post online? why are japanese so low testosterone japbro?

Honestly just glad we made the list

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>>218706907
Decline is everywhere it seems

>>218706906
my brother went to japan and said the japanese are very loud and obnoxious, especially when drinking. it's like they have to compete in who's having the most fun by shouting louder

>>218706846
it was one of those temp jobs so they never even told me why, but I think the reason I got so upset was how they sacked me
>get a simple text from the agency at the weekend saying something like "you won't be required on Monday"
>turn up Tuesday, cheerily greet my manager, he looks surprised and concerned to see me and tells me to wait in the break room
>5 minutes later get a phonecall from the agency telling me I've been sacked
>as I leave I pass the supervisor standing with his arm blocking the door to the office as if he's expecting me to burst in and make a scene
>start weeping as I drive back home

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>>218706892
your food is collection of disgusting things with no taste idiot
also it is chinese who eat the insect and rat idiot
we do not eat such things

If I cannot see it and it does not affect me then it does not exist.

>>218706923
i don't care about your fake internet jew ranking australian cuisine is the finest in the world

>>218706964
um

>>218706907
fucking state of it

this is the year of japanese excellence

>>218706911
>sushi
Delicious
>curry slop in a bowl
Delicious
>Ramen
Delicious

Chinkslop in other areas
>bugs and noodles
>rice and soy sauce for 50% of meals because they're poor
>bugs on sticks
>deep fried flip flops
>bugs and rice
>food stolen from Westerners like fried chicken and baguettes

>>218706907
Beeching's whole thing was that they could replace the shorter routes with buses but they "forgot" to do that

>>218706871
awful
the ticket prices are so expensive now that it's always cheaper to drive even if you factor in parking fees
they're always running late or cancelled
also constant strikes from train drivers who are never happy about their salary despite being paid a fortune

>>218706954
screaming

Cannot stop farting. I had some chili earlier and the beans are taking their toll.

chinese food mogs japanese and it's not even close

>>218706959
don't care what your pedophile cartoons say

>>218706954
rorke you're such a freak lol

Messaged the escort 40 minutes ago, she hasn't read my message yet :(

Why can't people reply fast FFS

might get on a train to crewe

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how trumps been lookin these past months

]>>218707024
You never will

>>218706990
Grim

>>218707024
On the train rn me but not going to Crewe

>>218706964
belly and booba erotic uohhh

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>>218707049
>14

>>218706954
bit rude innit

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>>218707049

boiling my bellend off in a four n twenty beef and cheese pie

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>>218706954
>"you won't be required on Monday"
>turn up Tuesday
are you autistic

>>218706985
i hate chinks but none of the things you mentioned are jap cuisine
ramen is come from china
curry is come from india
sushi is come from southeast asia
and yakiniku, okonomiyaki, and mentaiko come from korea

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>>218707005
your king was friend with pedo idiot
also japan has lowest sexual crime rate in world
this is why children go to school alone
in your country they would be abducted
ignorant idiot

>>218707094
im the prime minister of australia i dont care

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>>218707094
pls do not molest the women japbro that is not cool

#4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7PTvxw4fc9M

>>218707094
>in your country they would be abducted
In defense of the Brits, it would be a Pakistani immigrant doing the abducting, not a native Brit.

Wanking to that webm

and a ching chong ping pong to you too, kind sirs

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>i hate chinks but none of the things you mentioned are jap cuisine
>ramen is come from china
>curry is come from india
>sushi is come from southeast asia
>and yakiniku, okonomiyaki, and mentaiko come from korea
Yeah we've heard this bollocks before, do one

never ask a jap why their phone cameras have the shutter sound on by law

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>>218707086
kim with fabyong urinara fantasy lies again
stop your jealousy of japan bakachon
your gimbap is copy of sushi
your original cuisine is tongsul

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/saied/country/jp/type/op/

>>218707072
my job was a min wage "production operator" role, it was common for the machinery to break down and be told we weren't needed, I assumed that had happened

in all fairness they could have fucking worded it better, or just straight up said "I'm afraid we're letting you go"

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oppa gangnam style

>>218707119
which?

>>218707128
kimchi better than sushi

Japs vs koreans in /brit/
What an entertaining start to the day

>>218707142
um

nice to see the seething little yellow fella is back, been a while

Kimchi is fucking literal dogshit lol

>>218707128
>>218707121
japs have no culture
this is why ancient koreans and chinese used to call japs "barbaric dwarves without shoes"
japs have a huge inferiority complex because they have no original culture

If This Is England, the film, came out today with the same time difference between its original release and setting, it would be set in 2003.
I can't tell if this means 1980s were actually not too far away from the 2000s or time has moved so far from the 2000s that it's now in territory that films looking back at it as a period in history would be valid.

In nature she would already have five kids because she’s clearly fertile. Alas we live in a POZZED and WOKE society so she’ll probably have no kids at all

right well that's japan and korea in the filter

>>218707128
that korean fella's slagging you lot off are you just gonna let that slide?

>>218707176
was just saying this down alzeimers anonymous

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>>218707107
sexual crime is mostly korean you idiot
most famous sexual criminal is korean with real name kim sung jong

yellow off in /brit/
what has it come to...

Kimchi with fried pork is divine

>>218707174
Koreans LITERALLY have zero point zero culture
You have no discernible art or productive history, you only had a minor tradition of fabric production but who gives a fuck

got the korean boob asmr on

Annyeonghaseo to you too

how did this happene then

>>218707027
i get this reference

korea and japan are like britain and ireland respectively

or so im told

ching chong moo dong poo pong

CHINK FIGHT!!!

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>>218707174
your culture is all copy of japan bakachon
kpop? it is copy of jpop
gimbap? it is copy of norimaki
manwa? it is copy of manga
squid game? it is copy of japanese death game movie
all copy copy copy
stop your stalking to japan kim

>>218706954
>turn up Tuesday, cheerily greet my manager
Roaring

squid game coronavirus

warming my feets on the radiator

>>218707248
Do you mean Koreans are chronic whingers with a victim complex like the Irish

erm... /brit/ not /chinese/

all look the same don't they really

>>218707275
yes but i fucked up that sentence

>>218707264
done him

taiwan, whatever happened there

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>>218707147
of course you idiot austkorean have poor taste of cuisine to think like this

>>218707264
manhwa is fucking outrageously terrible the only people who enjoy that shit are retarded yanks

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I want to do some of the filthy things to Emma Watson that I’ve seen Japanese men do to Japanese women in JAV pornos.

>>218707287
quite dangerous that you can't spot a taig straight away

have you ever had banana sushi? it's pretty good

>>218707264
corr love battle royale might give that a rewatch

>>218706911
>>218707086
Korean in australia switch on his Korean VPN to continue the argument, quite admirable in away

*ducks a flying spring roll*
right which one of you slanty cunts threw that

RORKEYPOPS

Just reading that the entire Russian state got in a right tizzy about The Death of Stalin film when it came out
Lighten up eh chaps just a bit of satire

thought the ramen I buy is japanese but it's actually from singapore so I don't eat any jap food

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>>218707301
reactions:

Please knock those guys out

This is proof that the weak yen is bringing in more low-quality foreigners

Just say it's bait for sharks

Armpit stench eeeeeeew eeeeeeeeew
That's the comeback

At least charge a ¥20,000 entry tax!
Thanks to the weak yen and good public safety, even people who don't like Japan
are flocking here in droves
Let's collect taxes from everyone
who uses Japan's public services

Truly a land of exile, a nation of criminals

Walking alone through Shibuya at night, an asian guy made eye contact with me then said, “Fucking stinky! Japanese cunt!”
To confirm who he was talking to, I walked past him again, and he pretended to vomit, going “Ugh!” So yeah, he was definitely talking to me
I remember thinking, what the hell is he talking about, coming all the way to Japan?

You should just ask them, “Your ancestors were criminals, weren't they?”

I've been getting really pissed off lately because Westerners wear perfume that's way too strong, making it unbearable to enter grocery aisles or restaurants

Australia is a country that used to have days where it was okay to throw eggs at Japanese people. Their fuss over anti-whaling is rooted in discrimination against Japanese, yet they stay silent about Scandinavia. Lately, they've been taken over by China, so their anti-Japanese sentiment is reviving

I mean, they're descendants of British felons, right? Can't be helped—they're just savages

Australia has a father who was arrested for locking his biological daughter in a basement cell for 24 years, and a pedophile daycare worker who sexually abused children at 20 daycares. Maybe it's a country where psychopaths are more likely to emerge.

They reek of criminality. Give the land back to the Aboriginals.

I live in Australia. Kids here are basically like this. They haven't been taught morals or manners. They're idiots who think saying the f-word makes them cool.

https://x.com/shimejinoeringi/status/2008007956013699358

>>218707287
me when mum asks me to retrieve some herb from the herb garden

>>218707306
use a vibrator on her while she lies there covering her face?

why are anglos so funny? what caused this when we are german rapebabies

Actually a notable deficit of grim yank shit in this year's hottest 100
Thankyou based zoomies for giving me hope for Australian cultural life

>>218707346
Bizarre post

>>218707346
rape is funny simple as that

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>>218707343
>y-your ancestors were criminals bruce!!!
we know

waste of time typing that out nobody is reading that

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Just poured a glass of whisky

>>218707375
Bizarre

Australian culture... um....

>>218707357
no its a serious question

>>218707375
nine thirteen in the morning

>>218707380
based umposter

Japanese Fanny. Korean Fanny. Chinese Fanny.

>>218707345
Poke and prod her panty-covered vulva with a stick while she makes weird, high pitched noises.

>>218707375
Get a grip

>>218707393
grow up

>>218707346
We're not German rapebabies wtf are you talking about

>>218707343
>Australia has a father who was arrested for locking his biological daughter in a basement cell for 24 years
That was Austria you dumb nip
>and a pedophile daycare worker who sexually abused children at 20 daycares
... you'll have to be more specific...

>>218707392
Mate in primary school told me Asian fanny goes left to right instead of top to bottom
Like their eyes

>While exact nationwide figures vary, estimates suggest a significant portion of young South Koreans, particularly women, have had plastic surgery, with some surveys indicating up to 1 in 3 women aged 19-29 undergoing procedures, and figures showing 1 in 5 Korean women having had surgery overall, making South Korea a global leader in per capita cosmetic procedures.
why do they do it?

>>218707415
that's true

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Leftypops having some fun with Grok

>>218707340
to be fair if another country did some spoof send up of Churchill in a film there would be outrage

Having a twix. I’m not an old man, you see

>>218707392
I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian

How does a semi pro football club have a turnover of £220k one year and then £725k the next year?

got the frasier on channel 4. why is it the only good thing on tv

>>218707403
yeah thats our genetics it’s wrhere the word anglo comes from

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got the frasier on

>>218707448
quite stylish

>>218707425
It'd be at least 3 in 5 here if we had the same standard of surgeon

>>218707415
JAP PUSSY RUNS CROSSWAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guCvGGaTLNU

Lovely sunny morning out there for the first time in what feels like a month
Some possibilities for the day lie ahead

>>218707448
grow up

>>218707425
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Dae_Kim

>>218707425
Hate how they look clearly

>>218707453
i'm pretty sure korean surgeons were all taught by japanese surgeons. it turned out to be like introducing aussie aboriginals to alcohol

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>>218707459
check your privilege

>>218707425
probably kept growing in popularity exponentially to the point where girls feel like a freak if they DON'T have surgery
same thing happened with tattoos

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>>218707462
/brit/ is a frasier general

>>218707453
>if we had the same standard of surgeon
We do

>>218707479
yankslop

>>218707459
going to remove all my body hair me

>>218707464
er why did you post this

>>218707459
>look at 10 day forecast
>every day is the grey cloud with the raindrop
grim

>>218707429
Churchill probably not
Elizabeth II almost certainly
But the problem is the film doesn't take the piss out of Stalin dying, he just dies in it and the humour is in the power struggle thereafter, and Russians think this is the bloke who wrote Alan Partridge taking a state-backed Russophobic swipe? What a bitchmade country, jesus.
Anyhow I enjoyed it.

>>218707459
no it isn't
no there aren't

oh really Niles do you honestly think that drab post was deserving of a (You)?

Olivia Deanslop

>>218707496
um

texted the escort 1:15 hours ago, still hasn't read my text
honestly this is the worst part of seeing escorts
i always try to reply to any message i get as quickly as possible, fucking cannot stand waiting around for communications

>>218707486
kys yourself

>>218707448
Scrambuullled egggggssss

koala bolognese for tea

lol brian cox yelling at niles

>>218707518
Baited for a response such as this

i need to get back to sleep but i don't wanna

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>>218707448
Sherry, anon?

>>218707500
I remember watching it on release and not really getting the humour, I should probably give it another go
it's a shame low budget historical comedies with male dominant casts are basically extinct now

>>218707536
naturally

frasier is pretty decent background noise television but it'll never beat seinfeld, i've watched dozens of episodes but couldn't tell you the plot to a single one

Gfberg decided to lay her sopping wet dressing gown, straight out of the machine, on top of my nice dry towels
Shall be having a strong word with her in my head

>>218707454
Ngl this film looks shit

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>>218707533
knew you'd reply with this. fell right into my trap didn't you.

they're saying blacks built britain

they're calling again

>>218706950
he went to korean place like shinookubo
that is all zainichi who do such nuisance acts idiot

have managed to balance my life to where i can live on 18k a year (£12k + £6k in interest from investments) which puts me right below the threshold of having to pay tax

its a simple and largely uneventful life but at least i don't have to work

japanese femcels are screaming for rorkes

anyone else find it literally impossible to trust anyone except your parents? a lifetime of bad experiences has left me jaded

Glad I could quit interracial porn
It's vile muck

>>218707553
you could almost say it's a show about nothing

>>218707571
Blacks built Britain is just one of those phrases that gets trotted out with the expectation nobody will question it because as soon as somebody does, it falls apart.

no finer weekend pastime than sitting in bed with a cuppa, sun streaming in through the window, frasier on the telly. glorious.

>>218707594
Don't trust my parents

>>218707588
doing what
>£6k in interest from investments
how'd you manage that

got to go all the way to fucking Rugby to do 3 days of x-ray scanner training

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first 'ffee of the day

>>218707600
Well no a lot of modern britain was built by blacks from Commonwealth after the Luftwaffle bombed it

>>218707588
>£6k in interest from investments
are you going to pretend that you earned the capital all by yourself

>>218707597
Woah...

Might write a song for you lads today :)

>>218707621
irish actually but same difference

>>218707588
what about when you want a nice holiday or you want to redo your bathroom or whatnot

>Luftwaffle
roar

My mum always watches Fraiser on C4 on saturday mornings when she's getting ready for the day, ever since I was a kid
When she's gone I'll always remember this

how much rent should you pay your parents
I give £200 per month

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>>218707397
Nah

would take toil and living comfortably over sitting at home alone scraping by on a pittance any day

>>218707645
same

>>218707500
>Elizabeth II
Blackadder II does this and it's bloody hilarous
Anyway the Russian thing it's probably a mix of old commies feeling threatened by an irreverant treatment of the political settlement following Stalin, which continues to be shrouded in controversy, and butthurt Russians thinking anything the West does on them is a hatchet job rather than motivated by genuine interest

>>218707645
0 you freak

>>218707651
thumb like a fucking tombstone

>>218707621
explains why it’s ugly as shit and all of the good architecture got torn down for ‘modern’ shitboxes

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>>218707617
good lad get it down you

>>218707651
so this is what the hand of an alcoholic wasteman looks like

>>218707660
spitting image also made liz say swears

>>218707615
inherited a rental property + already had the inheritance from my grandparents that i lock in fixed rate bonds for ~4-5% depending on where the interest rates at when it comes around to renew again
>>218707623
no

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>aging population, free real estate, droves of single women, sake and katanas

>>218707673
Every 'good' building in Britain was built with slave money rorke
so without blacks you don't have your retvrn slop buildings
Something to think about yeah?

>>218707660
>Elizabeth II
>Blackadder II does this
No it doesn't.

>>218707683
Hop in dude!

>>218707656
omg same
>>218707662
I owe them a lot and it feels good to help a bit

Hehe snared him in my obvious trap

>>218707691
why did they let themselves get enslaved shouldve fought harder or made a civilisation

>>218707645
i pay £130

>>218707714
Why did white people let themselves become a minority then
Something to think about

>>218707645
£400 for me
lost my job in december and have calculated that i can live off what i’ve saved for four years if i don’t buy much else

Blackadder hits Liz II on the head with a tray in Johnny English tbf

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Brown Pussy CHANGED Rorke

>>218707747
no that was mr bean

homer wank soon

just won the omaze house

>>218707733
stick a fork in rorke because he's done

>>218707645
i used to pay £200 but when i moved out my parents gave all the money back to me, they just wanted me to get used to paying my way in life but didn't actually want to take money off me (i didn't know this was the case at the time)

>>218707760
bet you could fit the current population of /brit/ in there

>>218707662
great post

>>218707733
europe is tiny and this minority conquered the world while africans haven’t progressed past rome 2000 years ago and require endless kid gloves and handouts
its ok to admit some people are better than others, you may be a bame but thanks to the superior empathy of the english man we let you live in our country and cater to you so you don’t chimp out more than you already do

>>218707741
Is cooked breakfast included with that

>>218707771
aw :)

>>218707753
I like her but I'm not a fan of the saggy tits

cologne ran out so buying a new one. expensive stuff. about to shit £120 on smelling nice.

>>218707685
>that i lock in fixed rate bonds for ~4-5%
Mug

hair is so ridiculously long that im going to feel embarrassed walking into the barber

>>218707264
Cooked him omds

>>218707780
no. pay all that rent and they still get mad at me and wake me up if if i want to sleep in past 11am

>>218707815
cologne is just a tax on mid men desperate for any way to improve their chances

>>218707815
whatcha buying x

I’LL STICK THIS FORK IN YOUR EYE

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First time hitting n = 5

>>218707563
she's done you

>>218707815
i bought dior fahrenheit without smelling it last month and its shit

>>218707846
is your brain feeling bigger lad

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funny looking fella

the escort replied lads :)

hate drinking beer but can't bring myself to spend money on a nice bottle of liquor to sip that instead

>>218707838
acqua di parma

>tell my friend we need to leave early because there's road closures near the airport
>he says we'll be fine
>go to pick him up and he takes forever
>end up stuck in traffic for 1 hour
if we miss our flight because of him do you think it's reasonable if i ask him to pay for both our next flights?

>>218707870
We need to bring back 19th century mustaches and beards.

>>218707870
bro has the THAT DAMN HEDGEHOG mustache fr fr

>>218707837
t. smelly neet incel

>>218707881
where the fuck are you flying in january

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>We need to bring back 19th century mustaches and beards.

>>218707857
Unironically yeah less brainfog and forgetting why I walked into a room
That could be the quitting of the short form content though

>>218707881
stop /brit/posting while driving

>>218707824
why? im perfectly happy to fall under the tax bracket

Get the home invasion facilitated for a reasonable share of the proceeds

>>218707894
always wanted to fuck sonic

>>218707621
not really true though is it

>>218707911
I look like this.

right well I fucked it and made a new with a subject so I think I'll just leave the thread in embarrassment now

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>>218707919

>>218707917
You only pay capital gains on earnings above a certain amount though you're almost guaranteed to get over 5% you're essentially saying you'd rather not have free money?

>>218707881
I fucking can't stand people who are careless with time when it impacts others, it's so selfish. Honestly one of the most ignorant things you can do.
If you say a time be ready at that time, anything other than that is just not acceptable is it.

>>218707873
you can get half decent single malt for 20 odd quid on amazon

invading someone's house today

>>218707949
racist cunt

>>218707214
>>218707225
>>218707264
all jap culture is like this
jap culture lacks originality and is merely an improvement based on foreign cultures
astro boy copied disney, fujifilm copied kodak, and toyota copied ford
everything in japan has its roots in other countries
also japs were uncivilized, cultureless subhuman pirates in east asia like brits in europe

>>218707932
decent edish