bart
>>218707676
do not have a cow man !!
consume my garments
Maddison is missing.The 17-year-old was last seen on Armstead Ave, Coburg around 11.30am on January 19.
Sir Fanny Chmelar
im barney gumble
too old
>>218707949Agreed, it's indirectly saying I don't value you or your time enough to be ready when we agreed. It's more important that I had that extra 15 minutes in bed/watching telly than it is too meet you on time. They always try present it as you being to high strung or inflexible as well. The worst people are those who wear it like a badge of honour or think it's some positive trait.Sod the lot of them.
I’d sniff up Emma Watson’s farts.
gotta go poopy
Eat pant
I like the japs, don't trust those plastic surgeoned koreans and their teeny boy bands
my twink feet fucking stink
>>218708083>The KFC adsPottery
ramen omelette down the hatch
>>218708082cock just ripped a hole straight through my pants and started thrashing around and snarling
>>218708053my dad is like this, drives me insanei utterly hate being late for something and feel ashamed
>ramen omeletteGive me strength
>>218708062>bart-alert.jpg>not bart-alart.jpg
my twink arse is getting too big
cats are for benders, women, redditors and brown people
>>218708143
doing me footy predictions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqXvzJclaAg
>>218708148saturday mug acca is it?
>>218708128fat fucking cow
Hop in dude
korea will never have a golden age of anime
>>218708143literal hitler
>>218708143cats are nice you are a dick
>>218708083
>>218708151nah just a prediction league thing my dad runs
>>218708149kys gingerpedo
>>218708150Your point ?
>>218708180>real menAnthony Joshua is literally a homosexual
need to ask that portugal poster a question
>>218708156):
dont want to sound like a redditor complaining about "adulting" but i hate adult life so muchwish i could just be a waster playing video games all day
I miss england bros. Someone have a brekky bap and a pint of ale for me.
>>218708145you're not a redditor are you la?
>>218708200>wish i could just be a waster playing video games all dayktim
hiya x
>>218708203do you have English restaurants over theyfo the Japanese ever go for an English?
>>218708200>wish i could just be a waster playing video games all dayAnd if you were you'd complain
>>218708218hi umbunny x
my twink feet are dry
>>218708197feel bad nowwas meant to just be laddy banter amongst twinks
did any of you get picked on at school for not having a “good” phone? or did I just go to a weird school
This has to come through... please... I need thisI only have 20 pound to see me through till next friday
>>218708234um x
cats are spiritually women so if you don't like them it's either because you're strange and gay or you're a potential rapist who can't stand stand being told no when cats actually have boundaries (not joking)
>>218708221went to a place in akihabara called "English Pub" but it was a bit too barebones in its styling to be a pub
>>218707997living in the 3rd world is literally shit.
>>218708241I was going to get mugged but my phone was too bad so they gave it back to me
>>218708252ok
>>218708241nowhen were you at school
How important is the face?
>>218708248
>>218708248Inspect element
>>218708234*applies moisuriser aka my tongue*
>>218708269great googly moogly
thinking about buying one of those jew skin lampshades
>>218708264I finished year 11 in 2017 so from 2012 I guess
>>218708041
>>218708297The raped
>>218708248>betting on spursdon't do it to yourself lad
>I finished year 11 in 2017holy grimbo
rorke moves to japan and races around tokyo on a 1000cc superbike at night
>>218708248How do they even allow such a huge payout on such a small stake. Its not like these are crazy results you predicted either. I dont believe it
>>218708293Grandberg used to say hunger is the best sauce
>>218708307it's literally 30,000/1
cats also ward off evil spirits but yall aint ready for that conversation x
>>218708295i was in the same year as you and didn't have a phone until year 11
finished school in 2016 and saw a vast world of opportunity in front of me and you know what i said i said fuck that shit and i logged into /brit/ to talk about poo and willies for 10 years
>>218708306damn this rorke guy sounds cool
In 2008, Steve Sheraton launched iBeer for $2.99 — it became one of the first viral App Store hits, reportedly earned $10k–$20k per day at peak, reached ~90M downloads, and he later left it all to live on a farm in Spain.
i finished school in 2021 you lot are OLDDDDDD
Mad how it's only libtard parents who have trans children
Leftypol moves to Amsterdam and gets his bicycle stolen by biomass but says its ok because they probably needed it more than him. Then he finds it in the canal days later
>>218708353what about elon musk
>>218708356ok
>>218708356rorke sitting in a weed cafe zooted out of his mind watching all this happen out the window
>>218708350I finished school in 2007
>>218708253>£3000>1 (one) hug
don`t go ToPark Fisheriesin Bradford !!Danny Vs. Food [he was Called Danny Rate My Takeaway]gives Ita ..Solid 1 !!
>>218708370unc
>I finished school in 2007
>>218708269fat
>>218708350FOLC
I finished school in 2009I had a walkman phone and it was very cool
>>218708379I hate this foul creature
>>218708307they won't pay it
>>218708379kill yourself
>>218708395I had a mini disc player
*poop*
what was that really shit indie band from the 2000s again?
graduated in 2013 me
>>218708379wild episode, moments later the owner rolled by in a rover
>>218708420arctic monkeys
>>218708379Telling the truth about Paki runtslop (the likes of which the fat dole dossers ITT shove in their pieholes daily) is a revolutionary act
>>218708420Keane
LL Cool gay
>>218708420franz ferdinand
>>218708420Libertines?Bloc party?The subways?Razorlight?Pigeon detectives?Little man tate?
>>218708293neither
what was that band with that one really good album and then but utter shite after it again?
>>218708379>>218708434Pakis and Indians will purposely spread negative misinformation about rivalling paki and indian takeaways because their cousin owns the paki takeaway across the street. Don't take everything at face value.
>>218708471not misinformation if its all true (on both sides)
>>218708414You'll never give it a rest, will you?
Leftypol's they/themfriend popping out an asexual aromantic demigender trans fluid neogastric vegan baby and naming it Sonic Valentine
it's the continental way
hungry
>>218708489bro is locked in fr no cappin
stepped outside only to have my cock and balls shrink to near nothingtoo fucking cold
why is it named that
fucking hell the sun is out
>>218708524need to make swarthy babies with her
eating out of date pate
>>218708499>my cock and balls shrink to near nothingNo discernible difference then
>>218708221why would we go to restautant serving disgusting foods?
>>218708531Can you introduce me to her friend
>>218708544that's just rude
>>218708524hope she lets me suck her nipples while calling her mama then she wanks me off as i poo myself screaming
>>218708522[spoiler]notforme[/spoiler]
>>218708544Ah yes the classic fried egg black pudding and marmite on toast
>>218708434fronts for criminal organisations
Actual Japs love English food
the plan>get the clothes towels and bedding washed and cleanedthat is all, gonna be a great day lads
>>218708547can see the outlines of their fannards
At the end of the day we're all white really
counting or nor counting orc violence?
>>218708576by jove you're right
fuck also have to get them dried, will hang them out then maybe a cheeky tumble dry a bit later if needed
also going to transfer some music to my phone, I'll do that now
>>218708587hate orcs me
>>218708544that's racist you slanty eyed cunt
>>218708597hagrid inner monologue be like
Get the white pussies fucked
Would rather enjoy yelling like a madman around my house but neighbourberg would probably call the police
am i leaving the house this weekendyes multiple times to do activties by myself such as going out to eat lunch and the cinema because no one wants to go with me because im an alcoholic loser creep
transferring some music to my phone, still download all me tunes you see. any album recs going?
the escort replied to me but her message was pretty briefshe just said "100% :), see you tomorrow xx"
>>218708636
>>218708636Stop off at the pub before you go. Cheeky pre cinema pint (and double whisky)
>>218708636i'll go with you
>>218708651>paying for a shag on the lord's daynot sure about this one,c hief
>>218708636I'll go pictures with you (I'm a fat loser creep (not an alchy but I am on my first beer))x
>>218708646https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEs0eRKQ3jE&list=OLAK5uy_k7BEvKO4GvQMammBG-99jK6iaCOuD7P8U
>>218708660nah i am going to the cinema early on in the day too many people and people with friends at later showings and i will be rotting in my room by then ignoring everyone else out having fun x>>218708671>not an alchy>first beer at 10.30am (by themselves and posting on 4chan)mate....
get the porn games downloaded, get the goon lifestyle embraced
forgot what I was gonna post but it was a good one
>>218708693Fingers crossed you remember x
need a new incelhoody
group cinema visit truecels only
get the gay porn wanked off to
utterly insane how shit I am
>>218708693hopefully you remember and post it, that would be good>>218708708can't come, don't want to be mogged you see
bro I'm a truecel, I haven't had sex in SIX MONTHS can you believe that
haven't had sex in 19 years, mad how normal I used to be
>>218708708this is me>>218708744this is not menever had sexnever been on a datenever been in a relationship(mid 30s btw lol)
i would be the small one at the /brit/ meetup
put an airtag in catbergs new collar and he looks so freakin cool :)
>>218708772me? the fat one (also bald one if there isn't another)
has anyone ever joined a "meet up" group?my local one seems like a good mix...
everything about wetherspoons seems very depressingpubs shouldn't be centrally planned or franchised
>>218708790Lots of quirky characters here
>>218708772>>218708783i would be the short skinny fat balding one with long hair but decent fashion sense who is less awkward than probably everyone else but still severely weird and mentally ill(i would then proceed to drink too much and be a dick)
>>218708798They're cheap
>>218708783can you put a beanie on mate you're taking up too many archetypes
>>218708758coming up to 10 years for mehave a feeling i'll never have sex again because im too autistic now
>>218708798Pubs have been centrally planned for 100s of years
>>218708790rorke squad
>>218708790Yeah been to various ones over the years. Went to a 20-30s social one a few times in my city. You just went to a pub and chatted with people, there were quite a few strange blokes but mostly alright, a few girls but they nearly always had a boyfriend or were weird.
>>218708758>>218708818how is that possible? you shagged once, why not again
>>218708798>centrally plannedtim martin isnt bloody stalin you mong
>>218708817err I have one on, fucking cold with no hair
>>218708830Not includeding the heil Hitler
>>218708790This is exactly what Diego looks like in my mind
>>218708790I'd shag some of those women to be fair
>>218708843never seen them in the same room together
>>218708841I shagged multiple girls multiple times, I was a completely normal teenager then become a shut in weirdo. trying to fix it now but I'm very far behind everyone else x
>>218708841fr despise these psuedo incels who had it all then gave it upcompared to us who have tried so hard for so long and never got anywherei'm in my 30s i'm nto even sure how i could even approach a woman about having sex at this point cos they would expect me to have been in a realtionship or had sex>>218708843done that freak
>>218708855scream
farts stink of cow shitgreenpeace are gonna be onto me for polluting the ozone
>>218708855kek
>>218708841used to be aloof and attractive as a younger man in my 20snow im in my early 30s and i'm not longer "aloof" - just weird and offputtingalso i like my peace and space of my own so i dont make any effort to meet anyone new
I'm not a freak and I've never been done
Go back to https://ebinlauta.net/int
>>218708871I had sex once three years ago and I doubt I will again. For shut-ins who never meet women, getting a gf is an incredibly rare event.
>>218708902alri alwaysbeenafuckingfreakandalwaysgettingfuckingdonelad
>>218708790same as always at these things there will be a group who will already know each other and if you try to join in with them you'll be shunned
I'm too fat and ugly to get fat ugly girls
putting advertisements in petrol pumps feels a bit excessive, can shekelstein not give us any breathing space
>>218708912imagine people like me with social lives albeit small ones who meet women all the time through work and so on and who approaches women in appropriate environments like workparties and pubs and still in my mid 30s and have never been on a date let alone had sex because they all reject meyeah so fuck off tbqh>>218708921why would you be shunned unless you're a fucking weirdO?
girl has invited me to her party tonight so I can shag hernot going as I'd rather listen to music in my incel cave
>>218708921That's a load of shite, you're probably the bloke who stands awkwardly to the side not talking to anyone and will then claim you were 'shunned'.
just found out this is me
>>218708933baguette and a drink for 2 euros is a bargain tbf
>>218708937Are you fat and/or ugly or just come across as weird?
>>218708933that's very grim, the shells have all started putting screens that shout at you up at the pumps but not on them
>>218708941i went to school with him
>>218708858the one in orange for me
>>218708933covid-safe, good man
>>218708937>you're a fucking weirdO?youre caling me a weirdo and youre the VF?fuck off
>>218708941haha he’s having a good time :D
The business model of peddling hate and fear is as old as the hills and incredibly profitable. The art is to convince those with nothing; or very little, to keep or put people with the most, in power. It is a worldwide phenomenon perfectly illustrated in the US right now, and something we should fight against here if only for our own sanity.Unfortunately what we have is people with 6 teeth and a bulldog tattoo voting for people with 6 houses and an offshore bank account.
>>218708939ill go instead pretending to be you ill sayg'day chook fancy a rootin in the dunny
>>218708941start doing this
fish finger sandwich for lunch cod fish fingers from aldi
>>218708978Didn't read a word of this
>>218708937you're just lazy having sex is easy
>>218708940they should come to talk to ME thats why i WENT
>>218708978tell me more (don't)x
>>218708941It`sparty Time !!
>>218708992That's not how it works you fucking autist, you have to take the initiative and break into discussions. They'd only ever talk to you out of pity because you're the weirdo standing there awkwardly.
GREAT DECEIVER
>>218708981good stuff mate give her one for me
>>218708951i'm short and thin (once had a girl say my wrists look like a starving african childs) i think i am ugly but desu i am probably around a 3/4-10 so not super ugly, definitely uglier people who get gfs. i just have no sexual appeal to women i think no romantic appeal, idk how idk why but >>218708972at least i can talk to people lol>>218708986how am I lazy? i have approached hundreds of women at this point
>>218708978The solution? Disenfranchise the lower orders, then politicians wont have to lie to them
>>218708978>Unfortunately what we have is people with 6 teeth and a bulldog tattoo voting for people with 6 houses and an offshore bank account.leftypol showing his contempt for those he claims to protect once again
Leftypol hates stereotyping unless it's about his political enemies (the working class)
>>218709013Put weight on then mate, GOMAD. I've known people who could have been handsome but were so underweight they looked weird.>inb4 'I eat a lot'No you don't.
business idea. a media player with little dancing gifs that groove to your music on the screen, 100s to chose from and a party mode which brings random ones in and out
fuck off im not going to anymore meetup shite anyway so fuck off
suicide
>>218708933Never seen anyone use these gloves in my life
>>218709026kek
>>218708984gonna spread that butter?
>>218709026so true!!!
>>218709044the roped
>>2187089845 fish fingers a full fish hand... excessive
>>218709048I use them because I don't want petrol on my hand
>>218709048clearly a french poof mate>>218709074french poof
>>218709034i have put some weight on i still look thinnish and mostly goes to my bellyi'd say im objectively in better shape than the average mid 30s guy, i should have lower bf% but it's still like 16% and i go gymi'm not so underweight at all by bmi i'm above the mid point of normal. i just have tiny wrists/bones i guess idk i'm just repellent to women romantically
Nofap is always so hard when you go abroad and see women in bikinis every day
>was on a packed bus in the week full of smelly weirdos>think I'll probably get a cold from it>wake up with a sore throatFUCK public transport
>>218709074I mean thats never happened to me. Do you have problems with it all coming out prematurely?
>>218709074alri you big vagina
>>218709090sounds like nosex on the other hand is incredibly easy for you thoughbeit
>>218709081Go to the gym and start lifting, eat more healthy stuff rather than eating shite and don't go mad if you're not that skinny. A belly is a sign of poor diet.
>>218709090Thats why i go on holiday to Mount Athos
We’re just normal menWe’re just innocent men
just seen the future of memes
may just, might just crack another beer
>>218709090what are you tempted to start wanking at the beach like a monkey
>>218709139monkeys wank at the beach?
>>218709110i already do all this bro i told you alreadyyeah i dont eat perfectly as i said at like 16% bf i'm still in better shape than average guy in his mid 30sloads of guys who are uglier and/or worse shape than me have gfsless charismatic tooi just have 0 sexual appeal to women idk why it's not fair but there it is
glad I dont owe Serbian drug dealers tens of thousands of pounds for heroin i lost
>>218708841It was all luck.
Might lie in bed all day
Prince Harry has just OWNED trump!!!!
>>218709154would be an absolute nightmare
red brick home the bourgeoisie
>>218709107UMBUNNY NOOOO
>>218709154I feel like owing a large sum to any nationality of criminal is bad unless theyre Canadian or Swedish drug dealers
>>218709154I'm watching the Sopranos right now and thinking something like this, I'm glad I'm not involved in any sort of crime
Kpop desu lads
rorke singing his song
I'm going craaaaaazy
>>218709164You should always tell the truth.
>>218709141they do when theyre on holiday
right so mens willers smell like cheesewomens fanners smell like fishwhat's the mystical connection between fish and cheese?
>>218709044good band
>>218709183Is he going to burn hydrogen?
Sir Andy Burnham
involved in thought crime
>>218709186Got SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) you see
>>218709202right well thats a clapper isnt it
doing an extra spin on my first load of washingx
>>218709202rancid
>>218709211Post Christmas depression is how i coined it
>>218709221Bet her farts sound like an audience applauding
sometimes i just want to put a live grenade in my mouth and blow my head smooth off
>>218709249i dont thinkkk so
>>218709202yeah cool, but cronem only mate
>>218709251that would be cool
>>218709248For me it's Post Birth Depression
>>218709251These thoughts are completely natural and, in a way, healthyBut not as healthy as sticking to Dry January, keep at it pal
month long melty
Schools are ignoring Holocaust Memorial Day. But making it about Gaza is worse
>people in the uk cover their hands pumping gaslmaoo
Rorke sees someone taking the piss out of him and calls it a melty
loads of single childless chubbyish millennial women streaming ocarina of time on twitchreckon some of you lads could be in
this girl is begging me now ladssimply don't want to
yeah but i bet the cronem are getting their luh waves done
Dad stomping about the house again. Just walk normally you elephant
>>218709323melty
>>218708193You're seething because he's a black man who could beat you up
>>218709331looking forward to joining their circle of orbiters
just off to m&s later thats all im going to do today because i havent got any mates or anything
yeah but the snappy tings are out and about and so are the khat chewing small boat cronem
>>218709368pick us up a mango sorbet please mate x
Don't think I've ever seen those petrol pump gloves
>>218709368Naga chilli hot sauce from there is leng
good lord
>>218709423Rorke wanking to those boobers right now
>>218709423>b-but global warming...
>>218709408new when ready
>>218709423the usa has its thinking cap on
fucking employee self-reviewbeen here 16 fucking years everyone knows how well i do my job and no one bothers me
