southern belle edition
TRAPPED IN JANUARY A LIFELESS HUSK BARELY ALIVEAWAITING REPRISALDEATH WILL BE MY AQUITTANCESKY STILL FUCKING GREYRETURN TO SPRING DRAWS NEARFALL INTO ME THE SKY'S CRIMSON TEARSABOLISH THE RULES MADE OF STONE
Actually, you’re speculating there.
>>218719699me on the right
>A new piece of research evidence that I outline in my upcoming book shows that Shakespeare was not a man, but a woman: a black woman, Anglo-Venetian, of Moroccan descent, and covertly Jewish, named Emilia Bassano (London, 1569-1645).So not black?
This Canadian is fucking insufferable
>>218719729sc
rorkes cousin getting raped at age 12 so that leftypol can enjoy some yummy foreign food
Is Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora worth getting? I just want to travel around looking at stuff really. Can you romance Na'vi women?
>>218719699me the fish
>This Canadian (singular)
never had dubai chocolatenever watched the traitors I'm out of touch
>>218719759awful country in general really
Diego is like Uncle Albert always telling us stories about the old days
>>218719699wow lana del rey has gotten muscular
mindbroken by a building
>>218719729hey some of us can't help it you know
mental how
wish i were a young anime boy
Wish I had some beer
I've only just logged on, what's happening?
>>218719816jhahawhat stories are these then laddie
and there was this thing called MMS which was kind of like SMS but nobody really knew what it was and nobody used it. Anyway you always knew when you were about to get an SMS on your nokia because the FM radio would make this beeping noise which was the style at the time
>>218719699Catfish do not taste good all bottom feeders have this nasty taste why would you fish this
>>218719879brits are pooing in showers and leftypol is dying for illegals
“But but why do you hate English people”No Muslim ever did this to me
plans cancelled on account of the weather yeehaw
>>218719909she isn't fishing she's noodling
so DTFIC is just another one of the paedo spamming cucks now is he
went for a 4 hour incel walk around cheadle
>>218719953is this dtfic in the room with us right now? Did spaki 190 brick schizo spaino dtfic just own diego again did he?*turns to doctor*He's not gonna make it is doc?
>>218719921what makes you think the english did this
Laura Kuenssberg sex arse
>>218719882Spaino you're not suppose to post this image on this flag
>>218719944So she doesn’t eat it? Just weigh/measure and toss it back in?
>>218719953you call every single leaf poster that though
>>218720030not are emmett
>>218719997They hate the Welsh language
>>218719995oh shut up pachino
>>218719995yeah he's this nonce >>218719237 >>218719823notice they all start to spam at the same time>>218720030meds nonce
thought the belgian cuckfreak was permabanned
>>218720016yeshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/4fvzyxkfABs
>>218720044not really we are totally indifferent to itthe welsh are ones who decided to start speaking english
>>218720073It's just one of them using a proxy, Sherlock.
>>218720039idk who that is. i still don't know half of what or who you all gossip about
>>218719921These will be in Cymraeg only when we're independent.
>>218720073please go outside and sort your life out mate this is genuinely mental illness
obama
are hm and ziedy the same person?
>>218720116uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let me be keir
>>218720105blow your head smoove off
asked the gf to do some school girl roleplay with me but she said she felt uncomfortable with itall i asked was for her to wear a tartan miniskirt with some tights and a loose blazer and sit on my knee while i helped her with her homework ill have to find someone elsepreferably an actual schoolgirl (of legal age and consensual of course)
Is it possible for women to have opinions
Spaino spamming/flooding subedition.
>>218720152yeah they all seem to have the same one tho: not wanting to date me
>>218720073it's true though and i'm not a nonce. there's a lot more than just one leaf flag who posts here
>>218720171just threaten them with violence
>>218720083it’s funny you always say that yet anytime there is any promotion of the language in Wales thousands of English people start seething online. Just look at the outrage when the park authority decided to call snowdon by its Welsh name, the reaction from English people you’d think they’d had a gun put to their head and were forced to use the new name which was never the case
just supported the australian shampoo and conditioner industry
women; thoughts?
>>218720152not unique opinions or ones they formed themselves they form all of their opinions from social media or what they think the current social trend is because theyre all insecure and just want to "fit in"
the lunch
>>218720188>just joining in with the nonce spammers posting the same shit as them, but i'm not a nonce, also i don't existkys bro
Karen Plankton. Fit.
>>218720228quite good 'poo that
general rule of thunb when it comes to womenif theyre wearing leggings, theyre a whore amd deserve beatings
>>218720234shouldn't have been allowed to vote
Drinking unfiltered tap water.
>saturday night>shitposting on brittruly we are the dregs of the dregs
>>218720268Take your medication and go for a walk mate
pouring myself a megapint of malbec
>>218720228Hope it's not that horrible aussie shampoo
>>218720299blow your head smoove off
>>218720295I already went out this month.
megawanking my microcock
>>218720234love them but only when they like me back
>>218720255the minge of a 40 year old woman with 5 kids
just raped the fuck out of my own arse
some rum diarea ive gotdoen two huge solid poosstill got a tummy achewhen are the water poos going to come im sick of this
>>218719910What the FUCK is that poo? Why's it so glossy, looks like black treacle
forgot to put on deodorant before going to work last night but it's so fucking cold that it didn't fucking matter
>>218720319Seriously, you're having an episode. Take a break.
>>218720320>going out one weekend day each monthwtf lmao
>>218720295yeah i'm done here BYE
aussie shampoo is good though
Very female brained to feel obliged to go out every weekend because others are doing it (mainly teens and young twenty year olds)
Not even gonna bother posting still getting made to do 3 fucking captchas
>>218720355But he's got a quirky northern accent!
>>218720360February's going to be a banger!
Spaino is currently posting on a British flag, a Belgian flag and a Canadian flag. Later he will start posting on a South African flag.
>>218720268honestly don't know what you're talking about. i know there's some weird pedo posters here. maybe there's a leaf flag who does that but it doesn't mean every leaf flag is that poster
>>218720348think its the light reflecting off the poo and it being a bit wateryi tried flushing it again 5 times at thisnpoint so it had a lot of moisture
I just fucking clicked thatAm I getting the jail???
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Meltdown Okay time to leave
>>218720392>nooo how dare you go out when other people are out>how dare you have fun drinking and dancing with girls you are a proper weirdostate of you
>>218720444Why is there half a roll of toilet paper in there?
>
>>218720451ktim
melty
>>218720352>heathernonce clone trying to pull 'mental illness' on anyone elseagain kysoh look now they're actually posting kids too, epic
>>218719710kek
It was nice knowing you lads.
UM ALERTUM ALERTDELETE YOUR BROWSER COOKIES/CACHE
'nce 'ector going absolutely mental over this thread
>>218720465i kept wiping and it kept coming plus amount of times ive wiped my arse and accidentally put my finger through the paper and had shit all over my fingertips is just all round unpleasant
>>218719699https://voca.ro/1m1C8bghHQaV
Would you let masked police bash in your doors and drag you into unmarked vans if it meant finding illegals in your town?
>>218720554no one cares retard
>>218720549You really are a contemptible little creature aren't you
I'd Bone her Temple if you know what I mean haha
can i get a dead gazan baby kill counti need it for research not for a cheap laugh at the plight of darkies or anything thanks
occasionally see this bloke on twitterthought he was some political commentator but hes just a druggie?
>>218720581only if they made me cum from shagging my bumhole
>>218720581i'd let them do that even if didn't mean finding illegals in my town
>>218719699so is so cute
>>218720581no but i would support stripping the citizenship of anyone defends illegals
>>218720625a lot of crossover between those two things
I've gone a bit wrong
>>218720616until she has a baby 28 days later
ChapsGiven the stereotype that our food is shit is absolute bollocks, as well as the stereotype that we have bad teeth - to your mind are there any negative stereotypes about Britain that are actually true?
>>218720664pretty sure the human gestation period is more than that
>liverpoo
>>218720594is that a question or a statementeither way, thank you im going to go have a piss in my kitchen sink so I don't have to go upstairs to use the toilet
>>218720689the rude and obnoxious tourist stereotype is pretty accurate
>>218720695ye i want us to be trauma bonded
https://voca.ro/1oNedfsvsooE
>>218720689yeahthe women are all chubby alcoholics with no class or femininity
>Trump u-turns and says Brit troops in Afghanistan were the bestI guess that's the Special Relationship preserved then
>>218720766Get that man a knighthood!
>>218720766Trump was trembling in fear over another strongly worded statement from Sir Kier
where does poo even go
WHEN I GAME I GAME SO HARD THEN I WORSHIPA FALLEN GOOOOOOOOOOOD
What is it about Emma Raducanu? Why do the absolute lunatics all love her so much?
Why do British people slop all the contents of their Indian/Chinese into one big pile of mush on the plate? Why don't they plate up properly so you can enjoy the flavours and combine the parts properly?
Drain gang was really retarded in hindsight
https://voca.ro/1dVxlkPsDCLQ
>>218720689lots of government overreach is true, sometimes for the better but sometimes for the worse too obviously some types can be quite loud and i feel like yelling at your kids in public seems to be more commonalso red or green carpet and also carpet in the bathroom
chorizo and eggs for dindin tonight x
>>218720931you know nothing.
>>218720928just let people enjoy their food leftypol
>>218720931hs?
idg why would any of these things even be relatedhas to be a meme
>>218720766basedShame Labour still plan on passing that law removing legal immunity for British soldiers who fought in Northern Ireland.Oh and more money for Net Zero and immigrants but nothing for defence
going out with the lads soon
>>218720997not me. saving myself for next weekend
>>218720987What do we need defence from?
>>218720981"hs" is not an acronym
I know everyone hates Sir Keir Starmer and Labour but he's doing good internationally. It's good to have a boring sensible person like him when you have a retarded dementia president going off on one every 5 minutes
>>218720997funny that im gona go to sleep soon
is autism even real?
>>218721059why are you asking me
had sex with the gf earlier
>>218721059nojust an excuse for bad parenting
>>218721059are you real
>>218721084did you shag her arse
>>218721059No and yes haha
>>218721059there real autism but most people on the internet who claim to be autistic are just socially awkward nerds
*salutes my poo in the bowl before flushing*
*kiss kiss*
is it over?
>>218721199UM x
>>218721059Yeah. It's a place in Texas.
>>218721209might be
>>218721113aka coping with spending your entire life sat behind a computer screen/tv
>>218721038Starmer is good at being that quiet, neeky, international yes-man bitch
>>218721199*bang bang*
>>218721199is THIS an UMBUNNY?
>>218721210piss off
Any 3D modellers in? I'm wanting to 3D model a 3D gf and I want to know if that's difficult for someone without any experience
Best posts (good, funny, or accidentally human)1. “TRAPPED IN JANUARY…” poemGenuinely moody, metal-adjacent, seasonal affective disorder core.Stands out because it’s trying to be something other than sludge.2. “Diego is like Uncle Albert…”Actually funny, culturally specific, no malice.Rare example of observational humour instead of flailing.3. The Nokia FM radio SMS anecdoteOld-manposting done right.Clear mental image, harmless nostalgia, Simpsons-tier delivery.4. “mindbroken by a building”Perfectly minimalist shitpost.Says nothing and everything.5. “went for a 4 hour incel walk around cheadle”Self-aware enough to loop back into humour.Almost… growth?6. “WHERE does poo even go”Timeless philosophical banger.Plato would’ve posted this if he had broadband.
>>218721199omg umbunny and umkitty linked up!!
wish I splashed out on a peng desk chair ages agonow I can shitpost in absolute peace and tranquility
booking the petite brunette submissive escort for the business trip to leeds this thursdayseen this one on faketaxi and ive been working my way through English pornstars these last few monthslot of "business expenses" the accountant always gives me the eyeball iver
>>218721308Im thinking of getting one, are they really that good
hes not right, poor lad x
>>218721314how'd you find her? is she on AdultWork?I've seen some pornstars on there like Elizabeth Romanova
>>218721308its 2026 matepeng was like 8 years agogrt with the times grandad
>>218721301UM x
>>218721308herman miller aeron?
introducing new /brit/ character: errhorse. says "err" a lot
brits can buy sex legally and still claim to suffer
>>218721369paid 700 quid for a herman miller then a few weeks later got told we needed to be back in the office 5 days a week
>>218721380um is an evolution of err
>>218721369yep, got it for £100 from an app startup that was shutting down and selling a load of them
>>218719909You dont know how to cook catfish if you think this
>>218721395hmm
might watch the cricket highlights
might rape my own arse
>>218721341Yeah I think soMight be too early to judge though, the chair I had before was absolute shite>>218721369nh from slouch
>>218721416now this has legs (i was doing it 8 years ago)
>>218721252Oh shut uo
>>218721389it cant coincidence that the ones paying for designer furniture are the same that go out of business
no one care me
>>218721426cor. get it raped
receiving conflicting reports on the provenance of a certain chairshall need to hire a pi to investigate the matter further
>>218721416yarr
great now the Bradleyposter is going to go mental
>>218721358theres lists of english pornstars that escort out theremostly just do a quick search on aw and see who is knocking about in the area, they usually always boast about being "in the adult industry" for so many years or appearing on xy or z.most of them allow filming for extra, i recorded one fee weeks back of one suckling my cock for 18 minutes
>>218721456i no care you
my ex just followed some new guy on instagram, I feel sick and kinda dizzy lol :(
>>218721456i care you
>>218721405what spastic thought spunking thousands on designer desk chairs was a good idea for a startup
juice and crackers for supper today
>>218721482>i recorded one fee weeks back of one suckling my cock for 18 minutesI'm sure you'll look back on that as a precious memory on your death bed x
>>218721492think about monis tiny paki penis instead
>>218721482very niceany names you care to suggest?
raping a labubu
>>218721456*rubs your belly*
>>218721503i unironically would reflect on sexual highlights in my deathbed more than anything else
>>218721525ummy
the UK is not sending their best
”what’s the best you can do?” The best I can do is the price I listed it for you fucking cheap cunt
>>218721557kek that is me at top left with the Daily Mail commenter aah picture
may as well go to bedwahts the point
>>218721557we dont want them
>>218721509saw amber coen in manchester a while backvery pretty girl
my gf x
AHAHAHHA POO POO WEE POO
going through a trial separation with the toilfu
keep in mind I posted >>218721596 without actually checking what his crimes were
It yum
>>218721557three blacks.... really?
>>218721626Nigga get some flavour in their somewhere
>>218721557that broccoli haired white boy named stacey going to get absolutely destroyed by jamal and tyrone in american prison kek
>>218721626the laptop having some as well is it?
>>218721626corrrberg
check my NOMIS bruv
>>218721557bloke top left must have done some extra ummy shit to not even have a mugshot
>>218720016Catfish that huge are disgusting. Actually catfish aren’t that great anyways. The meat is just a generic protein and the real flavor comes from heavy seasoning and being fried in a thick breading.
>>218721641Gravy and carrots >>218721649Eating and posting >>218721652Lushberg
>>218721627here are your eternal enemies, the french
>>218721626Now that, and bear in mind I don't say this lightly, is lush
>>218721706grow up
>>218721557>>218721724*stares in per capita*
>>218721733needs the maduro treatment
Relapsed and ordered a ‘kizza, bossman tempted me in with a text saying he had a great deal on. Any 10 inch pizza plus donna meat, chips and three wings for £9.99
>>218721724Pikey bastards
>>218721733rorke is going to blow his top!
>>218721770if you'd said no think they'd have sectioned you
>>218721770you could have got a 10x better pizza from Aldi for £4
>>218721767sherlock holmes would be proud
Ah yes, about thathttps://inss.ndu.edu/Media/News/Article/4371195/cognitive-warfare-2026-natos-chief-scientist-report-as-sentinel-call-for-operat/
167,000 16 year olds failed this question in foundation maths last year
>>218721733Surely when immigration drops sharply and the sky doesn't fall as that lot of claimed for the last decade the "reset" will only swing in the direction of the right
post the webm of the gorilla in the blizzard
>>218721818£1200
thinking about brittany murphy this evening
Glad to ruin your day
Don’t threaten me with a good time
>>218721884I sometimes think about Gary Rhodes
>>218719856catbox the full pic
>>218721901would be kino
>>218721770mate he's got you hooked back on it, you're his puppet now
>>218721865close enough
I'm watching youtube shortsIt's all terrible
>>218721865
>>218721951>shortsvisual form of goyslop
>>218721932https://files.catbox.moe/vtk7eo.jpg
>>218721957Rest in peace niqquh
>>218721940kek, thanks lad
>>218721901retarded normies will actually believe this
>>218721901>fabian societythese are the people who provide all those judges that think a minority raping a white child is a minor offence
>>218721901Progressives really can only view the world through the lense of America huh
I occasionally contemplate Keith Floyd
>>218721932literally illegal in the UK just to request that mate
a good arse these days is hard to find
>>218721557Payback for Boris Johnson
>>218722025This but black men
confectionery wafers appear to quite popular in Poland
Oh now I'm understanding the outrage media
>>218721617Need her to aggressively peg me up against that window!
might have to kill my own self
>>218721626I've never had a Yorkie in my country :(
>>218722205its just flour, eggs, and milk. make them yourself
>>218722166ktim might merk an op beforehand thoughbeit
never had a whiskey cocktail like an old fashioned or whiskey sour
>who invited rorke?
protect black trans lives
>>218722220that's it? i thought it would be like a croissant
uh oh lads mecha Savile just knocked on my door and said he's going to robotically rape me
>>218722237ur sister x
finna boutta chuck some chicken in the ayre friar
genuinely think /brit/ is dead now, this is some bizarre corpse state like the Kingdom of Soissons that will limp on for ab it longer
(8) mitosis is a process (8)
NO CAAAAAAAAAAAP
not really on is it
>>218720928I do this with mine. It's better.
>>218722399i had peng lingbol
eire fryer
>>218719699modern men are weird, just letting their daughters hang out with a gang of dudes. I have no desire to participate in this society, it does nothing to attract me.
>>218722450rorksheed
Three pints of Ruddles and I'm hung over, fool I am
dead thread
>>218722493The only guy in that video is her dad you spastic incel
>>218717379>>218717379>>218717379>>218717379
>>218722625>>218722625>>218722625
fucks sake just accidentally posted my /brit/post in the toil group chat
pooo
>>218722599what kind of a man hangs out with his daughter while she's dressed like that? all you people are lesser than me.
