Katy Perry edition
Another beautiful day of not being an anglo cuck.
/mug/ today inshallah
nth for the gyaldem
just eated bacon cheese sandwich
>>218737353great bumhole and nipples on her
stopped buying cheapo bread. just by sourdough now. mad how i was fine with eating marginally cheaper but much shitter tasting bread. life's too short lads upgrade your bread.
anyone see geowizard's new straight line mission?that bit where he quoted the full rivers of blood speech while doing a hitler salute was a bit mad
>>218737784EZ /mug/ on the way
>>218737807she was dire, she had tons of sh scars
>>218737823stamer is such a lame duck lmao
British culture and American culture are so different. Imagine Labour posting something like this.
>>218737751mental to think that very same tongue has almost certainly been shoved up russell brand's stinking arsehole and he probably moaned a little when she did it
The Charlie Bigham range are the best ready meals IMO. They're not cheap, but still less expensive than a takeaway.
Got home 30 minutes ago and shagged the missus against the staircase. I suppose you want proof?
bighams mentioned
>>218737843
>>218737823Keir's Labour keeps walking into leaf rakes
>>218737803would've been better as a toastie
>>218737851we've been over this before lad, bigham is based but also no better than an m&s equivalent that's £2.50 less
>>218737851they should release a smaller, cheaper range called Charlie Smallham
>>218737870not sure what the picture of elderly fidel castro has to do with this
>>218737843>Labour civil war explodes as party blocks Andy Burnham from fighting by-electionId rather a party civil war than an actual civil war
>>218737843The entire Twitter profile is like thishttps://x.com/TheDemocratsVery unbecoming for a major political party
>>218737813can't get thick slices in my toaster
BUILD A BONFIRE
>>218737881and a very large cured pig leg called charlies Big Ham
>>218737823>>218737874>>218737884What the actual fuck is wrong with Labour? Why are they so so stupid?
>>218737875well it was on toast but it wasn't a proper toastie, but you're right
that beckham sons bird looks like his marum stuff that
eating leftover chinese and farting.gf not gonna be happy when shes back from work, room is reeking
charlie begum
>>218737885not like republicans are any better in this regard tbqh
>>218737893reminds me of when I bought a cheese toastie making machine for £40 without realising that it was absolutely fucking tiny. only those tiny bread loaves that old people buy would fit in it. was fumin
>>218737832i still managed to spunk to her
>>218737885they're both at it
>>218737843stephen miller is like having sargon as someone in a cabinet position
wonder if it's signalling that a US civil war is looming if the two main parties are acting very silly
someone post the keir starmer wanking license picture
>>218737955the right honourable sargon of akkad
they got are amelia on the grauniad now
utterly baffling that windows 11 does not come with actually useful tools like paint and snipping tool installed
>>218737938da bought one of these can't even fit two eggs worth in it without it coming out the sides
>>218737813mad how much of a difference it makes to the quality
>>218737972secretary of state for owning the libs
>>218737885>>218737926all yanks are horrendously tacky
leftypol making interracial births illegal to abort
Carl of Swindon
always thought ricky gervais voiced the robot in portal 2 but apparently it's stephen merchant
>grauniadscromiting
TODAY's RESULTSArsenal 1-2 Manchester UnitedBrentford 3-1 Nottingham ForestCrystal Palace 0-2 ChelseaNewcastle United 1-1 Aston Villa>also Celtic will beat Hearts 3-1 at Tynecastle
>>218738023and you going to have a bet?
>>218738023grow up
The Right Honourable The Lord Carl, Baron Swindon
>>218737990can't go back to shitty bread now. changed man me. good bread only.
>>218737916smelly neet
>>218738035no>>218738037also no
>>218737906Starmer was chosen to satisfy Labour's zionist donors after the "anti-semtic Corbyn" noise pushed by Labour's right. Now they're scrambling over how draconian they want to monitor phones cause they fear the young base Labour has always counted on is getting radicalised by chud mongs on social media
got a haircut yesterday and said leave the fringe alone and now the fringe is too long in comparison
Might work for Tesco for 45 years
>>218738063few snips in the mirror lad it's not hard
>>218737974Hilarious desu
>>218738063ktim but last week
mad how rorke keeps going back to that kebab shop even though it made him shit his guts out 2 weeks ago
fucking hell reddit were right about him
>>218738063And you meekly accepted the haircut when the barber asked you 'everthing look alright'? due to your sluggish nature.
>>218738089how about a kwabab
>>218738090what a cutie
>>218738063quentin quiff
>>218738090I mean he literally spat on a black kid a few months backnot like the rumours are unfounded
>>218737832Silent Hill scars sound pretty cool
>>218738090Who?
>>218738100baited you into making this post again
pls bump lads>>218737960>>218737960>>218737960
>>218738133Baited for this exact reply
>>218737751chopped ahh bih
>>218738053>neetits sunday innit
>>218738063mehmet has done you up good and proper x
the wanktoil>>>/s/22343455
>>218738090About what?
barber cut just the right amount this time might leave it more than 4 weeks between cuts now
>>218738126he's one of those youtube mongs that only chronically online retards know and/or care a bout
Found the secret /brit/ clubhouse while walking dogberg today. Knocked on it and asked to come in but some tranny told me I was wearing a rorke coat and then looked at my dog and just kept saying "berg" over and over again until I left.
>>218738160grow up mate
bet its way better not having a foreskin
>>218738175s
grow up will you
you all have a lot of growing up to do
one week off 4chan starts NOW
In mei'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein BlümeleinUnd das heißt ErikaSchon beim Morgengrau’n sowie beim DämmerscheinSchaut's mich an, ErikaUnd dann ist es mir als spräch es laut:Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?In der Heimat weint um dich ein MädeleinUnd das heißt Erika
>>218738225LOL
>>218738225ktim but X
what are you lot banging on about now!
>>218738203doesn't look right without one, looks like sausage meat or a dog chew
oh just grow up yeah
*be's growing up*
>>218738233Der geostapo
rorke's media literacy is non-existent
>>218738233>>218738234
>>218738225 loads of freaks here need to do this asap
>>218738250x is complete brainrot
>>218738258just grew in my pants
Aw shut up Rorke your dick is the size of an accorn. It is
>has a career travelling freely around europe>voted brexit and reform
Just came out to my parents as a communist
>>218738277yeah but theres a few chuds i like to follow on there
leftymong getting his news from politicsJOE
>>218738302their dogshit zingers aren't worth the torture of that app
afternoon my friends
>>218738286ummy
PIP assessment call about my tiny penis tomorrow
>>218738327alri incel
>on phone got 1 captcha to solve >on comp got 3 to solve instead simple choice really
>>218738324there is a couple like hoemath
wasted my saturday watching my dinner with andre. pretentious wank
nearly 1pm already how the fuck
just want the football to start
>>218738341not an incel i just don't be having sex in a while
geowizard always came across as a turbororkecompensation for being a manlet
>>218738380And his hairline
In bed. Farting.
>>218738380>>218738392...grow up lads, yeah?
>>218738380no he didn't stop lyinghe's outwardly normal
there is no reason to uphold the post war consensus
Wish I weren't ugly
>>218738380Slagging him off in /brit/ is a revolutionary act. He has some fans on here with their tongues firmly up his arse. Such as >>218738399
The wogs are kicking the ball. When they kick the ball onto the other wog’s net my brain goes happy!!
Geowizard has that flag shagging help for heroes look about him
>>218738160Nice. A fellow architect, I see.
i watched titanic again last night and i think its finally starting to not hold up the cgi and special fx are decent but the acting feels quite dated and stale the nude scene is kino though and definitely worth wanking to its not a stunt double thats her with her tits out
From my hand I activate Polymerization
Did the man fail to walk between two points in a straight line?
the lunch
>>218738416What's wrong with Help For Heroes?
might open a nice big cold stella
Oh my god there’s a bramble and a farmer that’s looking miffed
>>218738448Because he's a Rorke and would be the first to vote against "helping our own"
>>218738420Jurassic Park's CGI still holds very nicely, you can kinda see the lightning imperfections in the Galamimus scene because it's in an open sunny field but, it's still good
demonic energy in the thread right now
hello guys welcome to another episode of trespassing and property damage as I haul myself over other peoples fences in an attempt to walk in a straight line while I get my girlfriend to drive around and wait for me and supply me with what I need to complete this pointless challenge
terminally online leftypol upset one of his parasocial youtube boyfriends doesn't have the same opinions as him
>>218738467>Jurassic Park's CGI still holds very nicelyBecause it uses barely any CGI at all They used animatronics for the most part
>>218738463so whats wrong with help for heroes?
i’d like to believe i’m outwardly normal yet my autism diagnoses would disagree
watching NightcrawlerI'm basically Lou Bloom but with a nicer flat
>>218738483do you wish you were the girlfriend
>>218738483sounds like your algorithm thinks you're still a child and you need to develop your tastes
>>218738483poo scr
that's me done
>>218738536Scientology seems to be the way for you
>>218738463Right, and what of Help For Heroes?
>>218738526I thought algorithms didn't exist when it turned out Tommy Robinson accidentally outed himself as gay?
>>218738560Rorke scrambling
>>218738560whats wrong with being gay?
>>218738560Nothing wrong with being gay, is there?
>>218738536My IQ is 124
>>218738560something wrong with being gay?
leftypols homophobic now? bit weird
>>218738560anything wrong with being gay?
think it's nice that tommeh is a gay jew
haha yeah the "autism diagnosis" thats what it is, definitely not your maladaptive social behaviour learnt through years of parasocial relationships formed online because you never went outside as a kid and your parents were runts that never paid attention to the potential dangers of letting your whole life revolve around an ipad up until you were 13
even battys lament the state of the country. leftypols entire worldview crumbling
>>218738575>>218738582>>218738585>>218738591>>218738592Rorke absolutely shattered
feeling very inclusive and welcoming in /brit/ rn
>>218738616dont think that happened at all really
rorke went woke
billie beilish big bloobies
Getting all scared about this
this is gonna cost ya
spaki doing that thing again where he tries to troll but ends up convincing people he's retarded lmao. happens literally every time.
Rorke lacking the IQ to understand hypocrisy. First the help for heroes bit now the Tommy Robinson bit lol
>>218738654
Starmer out is what i'm hearing. Burnham in is what i'm
>>218738670you've been done mate. try again in a few hours
Love being gay me!
think a lot of nazis were gay or at least bicuriousnothing wrong with appreciating the male form just as the greeks and romans did
charli xcx bums and that
Playing with a yo-yo
>>218738681Out of power for 12-odd years, back in for barely two and already imploding. Why is the left wing in this country so pitiful.
>>218738696imagine all the poo thats dropped from that arse
>>218738696where is it?
Got my Sarcastic Comment Loading t-shirt on the way
Starmer forced Trump to apologise and he actually bent the knee lol Starmtroopers we eatin
too lazy to go for a poo
>>218738696Not much of an arse man but I do enjoy Charlie's
>>218738708when your entire worldview is just hypocrisy, double standards, lies, and denial, its difficult to govern a nation effectively.
don’t allow any cookies, never click on ads, and keep myself to as few web pages as possible yet i get the fabled “are you gay quiz” ad on the ‘tubeget heaps of make up and shampoo ads too, don’t know why really
cant make it up
>>218738730But less about the Tories!
>>218738730>hypocrisyRorke using his newly learnt word. Cute.
>>218738735Rorke: Return to tradition!Tradition in question:
>>218738709probably all rotten boozy coked up poo as welldisgusting
>i watched titanic againlmao what a bender
our institutions are marxist and the government itself is just boomers protecting their share of the pie
>>218738744yep modern tories are basically blue labour at this point.
Still don't know what's wrong with Help For Heroes
learned that jason luv is a former marine
>>218738765Who said there was something wrong with that?
Fed up of hearing about clear starmer and other politics shit here when there's a whole other board for that. you can go post it there you fucking idiot
sorry for mentioning politics. I've started people off
Starmer absolutely fucked this lads
rorquérorkesque
Nowt worse than some Scottish cunts wearing his kilt and thinking he's the dogs bollocks. Grow up you cunt, you're wearing a skirt ffs
mikey just whacked £8 he found down the back of his settee on Spurs staying up
>>218738782how about you make us? oh yeh, you're actually completely powerless. cry harder you gimp
>>218738735
leftymong thinks nigel farage is right wing lmfao
starmer is obviously a mongo but he did inherit a complete mess we need big changes and neither rorke of leftypol have the answers
/an/funy
>>218738765Founded by The Sun That'll be what it is I reckon but I dunno
just found the deleted kiwifarm post about smartschoolboy9 ... police need to see this they will not be happy about thiseven the school is aware of it nowcan't reveal what it is because he will scrub the internet again
if leftypol is leftyand rorke is rightywho is centraly?
Spaki is posting dogshit zingers in this very thread
>>218738830??
>>218738836centrists arent real normies (deano) can be swayed to both sides
>>218738836James
>>218738845you are profoundly mentally ill
nap time for me soon x
>>218738854stfu spaki lmfao
>>218738845i wish i were as based as him and wasted every day of my life doing this
What's wrong with Great Ormond Street Hospital
>>218738836rorkeypol
*frothing at the mouth**bounces up and down on computer chair*SPAKI 190 DIEGO!! SPAKI 190 DIEGO LEFTYMONG RORKE DTFIC!!!
>>218738830this guy is a proper nonce isn’t he
>>218738887its worse than that
seasideMARK hedge
>>218738882calm down incel
Kwab
>>218738903sc
>>218738871
>>218738882melty
>>218738830Vagueposting again is it
>>218738904>>218738918rattled
>>218738912HeatherpaedoCan tell this is you thanks to your scuffed screenshot quality
>>218738903av had me leaves trimmed
>>218738938mate you are so mindbroken it is unreal PLEASE see a doctor this is not normal behaviour
>>218738929yes you are
HEATHERPEDO!!! HEATHERPEDO 190 SPAKI DIEGO DTFIC!!!NICE TRY SPAKI DOGSHIT ZINGER!!!
>>218738908He was going around with his girlfriend this morning on a publicity drive
>>218738965>HEATHERPEDO!!! HEATHERPEDO 190 SPAKI DIEGO DTFIC!!!>NICE TRY SPAKI DOGSHIT ZINGER!!!
Seen as this idiot still hasn't figured it out, no one ever said help for heroes itself is bad. The joke was clearly about the hypocrisy of Rorke supporting help for heroes while always voting against anything that actually "helps their own". This was obvious, but as we have recently learned, Rorke doesn't understand hypocrisy or irony. It was even clearly stated here >>218738463
Return of the King later. Cinema is packed for it
Any gamers in?
dude was wearing these outfits outside a school and police cud do nuttin about it because "it's not illegal" (we're afraid of being called transphobic)
mad how global warming dropped offno one gives a shite anymore
>>218739009Dumbledore kills the ring at the end woops spoiler alert!
asking grok how columbo would solve the maddie mccann case
>>218739019Please delete this he genuinely creeps me out
rise up, sexy gamer boys
found out the word rorke is slang in urdu for right wing person, the indian spambot conspiracy suddenly doesnt seem so farfetched now
>>218739019first time browsing Kiwi Farms is it
going on hols with catberg
>Seen as this idiotIronic
>>218739032it's ok lad i've seen it before
David and Victoria Beckham learned the hard way – modern kids go ‘no contact’ with no guilt or stigma at all
>>218739067why is there a 45 year old woman posting in /brit/
>>218739025They changed it to ‘Climate Change’. Much more ambiguous and also works when we have a colder/wetter summer
>>218739067They're both absolutely mental and clearly very vain and materialistic people who care more about contracts and PR than they do the welfare of their own flesh and blood.
>>218739019this happened like a year ago mate.
raping stone hendge
>>218739067I havent seen any parents reflecting on this in any way other than "there's something wrong with these kids"Who raised them?If your kids were in a friendship or relationship which seemed abusive would you want them to stay in it?Seems like parents of a certain age aren't ready for the self reflection. Children wanting nothing to do with their parents is all to do with how awful the children are........sure.Very similar to the panic over women leaving toxic relationships due to increased independence.
*shags a flag*
Rorke your dick is microscopic
Rorke = right Leftypol = leftPoofs = centrists
>>218739052gay little fag bag with wheelscarry your luggage like a real man you fanny
*helps a hero*
OOOOOO DID THE YANK RETARD LOLCOW IN HIS EARLY 20S DO SOMETHING EPIC AND CONTENT WORTHY DID HE??DID THE TURKEYTOM DOCUMENTARY JUST DROP DID IT??
I think on balance of play Rorke has lost this thread. Let's see if he does better in the next
oooohhhhhhhh sex with men
>>218738515need to give that a rewatch, might pop the blu ray on in the week
I want to get £6000 saved then start putting money in S&S ISAs like /brit/ told me to do
simply dont understand how every man isnt far right at this point, well socially at the very least
>>218739167some people are just utterly mindraped and gaped
>>218739165RBRS is the way. 50.0% gains since March
is the e in rorke silent
>your American Express card has been approvedyeah im kind of part of an elite club
used to be able to bite my toenails when i were a flexible young ladcant do that nowadayswoke woudlnt allow it anyway
>>218739177Well it won't keep going up forever will it
what's interesting about smartschoolboy9 is his similarity to ziedbelgboth obsessed with white teenager girls with black menboth make the same kinds of jokesboth use ai
>>218739184mate they give them to any mong who applies lol
>>218739165good lad
sir pants shitter
>>218739196No, but if you listened to me you'd have £9000 by now
>>218739177what's that
>>218739199not sure why but she is insanely fuckable despite everythingi might actually have to wank to this
>>218739184literally harder to get costco gold
>>218739204and i am one of them.
>The RB-RS key (RB-RS) is a Key in Escape from Tarkov. A key to the Federal State Reserve Agency base Radar Station server roomhow does this make you money?
>>21873922825% Rolls Royce 25% BAE Systems 25% Rheinmetall 25% Saabaka free money
>>218738887this was the last non-uk flag post ittquite mad
>>218739184foy
wasted the whole weekend sleeping in til noon
>>218739226Not really since I didn't have any spare money to invest in MarchIf you tell me another single stock to invest in now, I also won't listen to you because you were just lucky once
>>218739234wdym despite everythingshe's absolutely fuckable, no questions
>>218738592The lisp and acting like a faggot is not great.Also pretending that gay rights, either broad or individual, are more important than SO MANY other things in life. Like wars. And nuclear froliferation. And income inequality that can lead to collapse/instability which kills many across a population.AndAndIt's simply not that important. They are like religious retards. Religion could end forever and humanity would be better off. Same with gays - so chill with the level of importance and overall volume of discourse.Go pray in silence, go bang other gays in silence. Useless topic to the advancement of civilization.
>>218739278RBRS is not a single stock. >>218739255
>>218739236could get one of those too if i wanted to
>>218739167ive converted from rorkeianism to something else i love britain i love having takeaways delivered cheap by immigrants i love the line going up and having a place to stay and the heating on and plenty of money leftover sometimes i dont like seeing brown people in the streets but i think its well worth it. long live modern western democracy and prosperity the likes of which the world has never seen
>>218739280she's kind of ugly facially, looks a bit horse-ish
I invented that gimmick by the way
listenign to dua lipa nightcore
>>218739019Think most ‘internet horror’ is blown massively out of proportion and only scary if you’re 14 years old but this man’s Instagram posts genuinely made me uncomfortable
>>218739307What, RBRS? Show me your gains
>>218739311ummypops
mad how you arent allowed to put things in people's hole without permission
>>218739322No not that one
>>218739317yep
weedtoil soon
>>218739332>>218739332>>218739332new
>>218738272whgat's that
