Ghislaine and Jeff edition
Rorkes whip
>>218740995nipping down to waitrose in this
>A Bookish Trip to St. Ives, Cornwall
>>218740968nonce island looks nice. can see why donny decided that was the place to bum children against their will.
Laying on the bed, catberg is contemplating getting up from his corner of the bed to clamber all over me
You know what? I don't actually care if the escort only wants my money. I got to have sex with a very beautiful and intelligent woman. I was able to give a good hard fuck to the sort of woman who would probably ignore me IRL.For now, I will just enjoy that. Maybe there is a small chance she will fall in love with me, but maybe I should just enjoy what I can. I've learnt quite a lot about her. I guess she wouldn't open up to me if she wasn't comfortable.
*opens fire*
>Maybe there is a small chance she will fall in love with me
>>218743219>IRLfuck off back to /britfeel/ you larping little ghoul
>>218743202boot that nigga out the room
Can my manager force me to clean the toilets?
Hope trump bans all immigration because my fiance is American and she wants to go back together in a few years and honestly fuck that I'd love to have the excuse to just stay here instead
>if you hit a tree are you gonna ask it for it's insurance details as well? lol love brets
Are Cornish people actually a distinct ethnic group from the English or is it all a meme
>>218743397go down there and find out they are all mental
Came very close to checking out the gay thread on /gif/, but I fought off those evil temptations!
The catberg
>>218743449That’s why I’m asking other people because they scare me
This is the worst of the worst criminals list in America released by DHS recently sorted by one country. Guess the country?
>>218743457why would liking cock be evil?
doing a bit of the ol' recording of a sunday evening
might go doopin mental
Mad that jeets were the tipping point
Cat does this thing where he curls up literally next to the radiator, touching the metal, scorching to the touch for me, but he sleeps there touching it for some 7 hours straightDo they really find this comfortable?
>>218743467He sleepy
>>218743484could be any number of south american shitholes, if not, Haiti
>>218743488Please don't sway me! I am being good.
stand outside of women's shelters and spray them with automatic gunfire
>>218743542i will not
>>218743542um
Mental how expensive PC parts are
>>218743522Japanese people were expecting the people that come from WebM related country to assimilate into Japanese culture it was never going to work
>>218743483the actual real cornish are lunatics but most of them are mutted by generations of english colonialism. some of them are dusky af
>>218743539you know you want tonot hurting anyone by touching yourself to what you like
>>218743538Close but no
>>218743467nice catberg that
>>218743397The native peoples of Britain are all a mix of Celtic and Germanic to varying degrees, the Celt/Anglo dichotomy is largely forced by the Norman ruling class to divide us.
>flicking through the local paper>Gary "Zestmeister" economics pops upEven at this resolution you can see the gay face
>>218743612you're not english
I still can't believe shit like this existed. Absolutely bizarre behaviour
>>218743582Damn you Pierre! Now you've made me crack. :(
Very much the finished curry
>>218743556I doubt you could eat them all before they go all black and mushy.Prove me wrong, though!
>>218743616something wrong with being gay, rorke?
>>218743579dusky like swarthy? why would they be dusky when they live in cornwall, its hardly benidorm>>218743612>usbut youre french
>>218743649
nth for the holodem
>>218743634I am English actually, Sussex born and bred, not that it's relevant to the validity of my post.
>>218743635desperately sad people
>>218743507What are we recording then lad
>>218743612>ireland (celtic)You can instantly tell this is bullshit because they think the Celtic genes are Irish instead of the indigenous Britons, also places like Wales being like 60% European when they’re the most native Britonic of them all.
>>218743711... JEANNE! AU SECOURS!!!
>>218743688spanish genes from the sacking of mousehole, paul, penzance, and newlyn allegedly
>>218743387Get them all out
>>218743662>3 naan
just got up and opened the window
got a towel on my head to dry my hair, looking like one of them desert camel people
leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>218743507Whatever you're doing, make sure you record way too hot and clip your ADC :)
>>218743556Love narnas me
>>218743751
>>218743780yea i bet you do
Wish I had a 9 inch cock iihJust looks so impressive
wish homework was like this when I were at schoolwould have helped me develop a much healthier relationship with tasks and deadlines rather than my typical approach of procrastinating until the last minute and then doing hyperfocused long hours
>got a towel on my head to dry my hair
mate is 25 and has a 19 year old gf, told him its just not right and everyone will see him like a nonce but he doesnt care
>>218743687Correct
>>218743807She probably hasn't had more than like 3 partners unless she's a turbo coomer. He won.
>>218743807was shagging an 18 year old lass with daddy issues when i was 30wasn't my gf though
might go round calling every babe like I'm a coastal american urbanite from the 80s
imagine if i went to the shop for some cansthat'd be the life
in the sewer there's some gold in it
>>218743807i bet he cares deeply about that while he's plapping his fresh poon
>>218743798>Anon gives thumbs up to homework on young lovers
>>218743833you should be in fucking jail
>>218743750yeah i dont believe any shite about english people being 50%+ continental european or the cornish having spanish genes, we both just look too different. my nan was a proper rural cornish from deep in the county and she looked no different to any other person in the country, certainly neither her nor anyone i saw in her area looked spanish.
>>218743807T. Terminally online freak
>>218743728trying to finish the last demo for an album my band's halfway through making. under a bit of pressure tbqh
>>218743833>when i was 30
>>218743842Calling=whistling at them in public & whatnot?
spanish bloke at work always brushes his teeth after lunch but stinks of BO
>>218743842Calling them what?
>>218743892Who were the earliest settlers on Wales for North Wales?
need to visit wales before i die. should i see cardiff or swansea
India won
>>218743910You smell dusty
>>218743893didn't know we had musicians inwhat genre?
>>218743886I knew a purebred cornish man and he had big bubba lips and and a dusky complexion
>>218743886When the siege and the assault had ceased at Troy,and the fortress fell in flame to firebrands and ashes,the traitor who the contrivance of treason there fashionedwas tried for his treachery, the most true upon earth –it was Æneas the noble and his renowned kindredwho then laid under them lands, and lords becameof well-nigh all the wealth in the Western Isles.When royal Romulus to Rome his road had taken,in great pomp and pride. He peopled it first,and named it with his own name that yet now it bears;Tirius went to Tuscany and towns founded,Langaberde in Lombardy uplifted halls,and far over the French flood Felix Brutuson many a broad bank and brae Britain establishedfull fairwhere strange things, strife and sadness,at whiles in the land did fare,and each other grief and gladnessoft fast have followed there.
>>218743770And you immediately come on here?
where are they?
>>218743900>>218743914>might go round calling EVERYONE babe like I'm a coastal american urbanite from the 80s
>>218743910nigerian lad at toil has all sorts of tins of canned fish or other muck he eats at his desk stinking the joint out and no one will complain lest they look racist
>>218743969home bargains
>>218743969In the shops, saw some in Tesco, it was alright
>>218743964She's on heroin
>>218743964Wait till you find out that people in candid shots dont look as good as in photo shoots by professional photographers
/brit/ born and bread me
Hilarious that Trump is going to inadvertently wreck the Reform party even though he wants to fill Euro countries with right wing and maga allied leaders. People will loathe Trump so much in three years that Farage will either have to cut ties with him or accept a massive defeat.
>>218743979You fucked it. You buffoon
>>218744011going away for a while to think about my failuresdon't come and look for me
>>218743998Youre telling me the establishment with all the backing of politicians, journalists and the elite will win?
>>218743997*breads you*
Starting to think Starmer is the best option
>>218743969sleeping
>>218743969I ate the lot
my hemorrhoid is still very tender
*makes bear noises*
>>218744031lol don't forget the enthusiastic support of the banking industry and billionaire class
>>218744073*shoots you with a tranq dart full of my cum*
wow what a great goal by the manchest united football team
im watching Celtic vs Hearts
>>218744095that's rape
>>218744111we've fucked it
What is the genuine reason for this fucked up captcha? Is there a genuine threat of bots on 4chan?
me and my bf wiping our knobs off on each other like that japanese custom with the chopsticks before we start chowing down on cock
>>218744125minger
rorke with his special glasses on
>>218743946fast punk rock, sort of descendents-y. signed to a few labels and get to tour with some bands i'm a big fan of. won't pay the bills but it's nice to know some people like it.
>>218743664is this a jewish
womanboob united
>>218744157How do you sign to a few labels
>>218744155>>218743751>>218743781Already Posted!!
>>218744145dont be posting that gay nonsense here mateor else
>>218744125Whys every woman posted here a complete butterface
>>218744193it's one freak's gimmick that he has been doing for YEARS along with spamming trannies
>>218744157Get inDon't suppose you'd drop a link here would you?
ok
>>218744169we made a record, a few labels asked if they could put it out. they have different distro regions so we have a different european label to our north america label for example.
rorkina with her special glasses on
>>218744217Brutal mogging
sighs loudly and looks around
not drinking tonightthis is killing me
>>218744247Cheer up mate it might never happen
>>218744192bet his cute twink feet stink
>>218744221nah sorry lad. not doxxing myself and ruining the best thing i'm a part of. i have posted songs here before but don't mention it's my band.
tung tung big guy pants sahur
>>218743386Mine dragged me down here to louisiana, its not to bad lad
>>218744280Dont believe you
>>218744287what are the blacks like?
>>218744302
>>218744294The i hate men but i demand millions of brown men come to the country look
if you have a gf i hate you
someone click that
>>218744287I need a thicc alabammy mammy that wants to bang me retarded to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMdlApv4-ys
just beat the 81st quest on 9 kings now what
>>218744316you're a very weird man with very weird thoughts
>>218744316get a grip rorke
I don’t understand fast food I just spent £12 in kfc for that money I could buy 4 chicken breast, bag of pasta and pasta sauce and have dinner for 4 nights with money still left over
>>218744294Would cuddle up with (after having shagged rotten)
>>218744163Partly yes
>>218744333he's done her tbf
>>218744280Is the willy bum song yours?
need to do some spiritual ascending. sick of being a vile mud-dwelling little toad
did you guys like my tung tung big guy pants sahur post
>>218744333Thats a normal opinion for the arthoe type. T. Actually talks to women
>>218744306Numerous and belligerent. However I have jungle fever and there are some fine looking black women down here
>>218744359no but i co-wrote the bum willy song
>>218744362not really if im being honest at the end of the day
>>218744352yeah but kfc was faster
>manure
A COUNTRY BOY CAN SURVIVE
Just housemogged rorke
>>218744354beautiful jewess
>>218744368Do they ever have YT fever?
>>218744326Plenty of thicc girls down here of all races and mixtures, its pretty great ngl. If you like asians california is your place.
*enters /brit/ on the pet yank*
>>218744398t. owner of a bogan shack in dust town aus with a load of feral half wog mad max tier kids running around mutilating animals
Fuck you guys not believing me. We’re gonna be bigger than Metallica, you’ll see
>>218744383Yeah but the price makes no sense
>>218744409Yes they do, I've had more black women come onto me than whites. They're very forward.
>>218744402They do have a certain je ne sais quois about them
>>218743969got some dark chocolate ones from morrisons, not all that desu
>>218744430shame there's no way of knowing if videos like these are real now :(
>>218744436Good thing films arent carried by caravan
>>218744487oh believe me when i say that video is very real
It was nice to, nice to know ya, let's do it again. How we did it in a one night stand.
>>218743877Yes, how dare he get that sweet 18 year old pussy
>>218744368is it true that black women always look down on and think they’re smarter and prettier than white women thankfully rarely speak to em
>>218743877What's the charge?Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
>>218744331Would crowd surf with to Bad Omens and then take her back to our hotel and shag her absolutely ROTTEN!
need to be in bed early tonight
screaming and vomiting down my shirt over that one lad who's been taken for a ride by google gemini and thinks he's fucking neo from the matrix
off tae rebecca's chinese to get a becca box and some becca balls, anyone want owt? x
>>218744605i'll have a becca's pussy on my face and maybe a bottle of tango
>>218744605strange accent on her
>>218744593which one?
fuck my dastardly nigger life
>>218744673*fucks your dastardly nigger life*
>>218744605
do this
>>218744688CORRRRRRRR, just needs a bit of curry sauce and that would be perfect x
>>218744688pengjust peng
>>218744688salt and pepper smiley faces is itwhat a world we live in
>>218744688What's the smiley face things?
I'll have one salt and pepper potato smiles and a chicken fried rice pleaseno that'll be all, thank youcan I pay by card?
>>218744688rorke absolutely fuming at this incredible east meets west banquet of delectables
>>218744691first one is bollocks
Keep trying to rebuild the 60s, these niggas man
smelly fish for tea
>>218744742mait u forgot ur chips. cant have a chinky without me chips
Scranning my own cock
got my noise cancelling headphones on and i can hear voices
Just sat in on a great discussion about the ICE situation on Clubhouse lads. Got a lot of approval for my opinions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-82rft7NDko
chudjak_amelia_feathers_mcgraw_and_oswald_mosley_real_life_and_4_more_drawn_by_atomiksaico
>>218744760>Right win AI slop immediately gets turned into a shitcoin
>>218744800Kek
>>218744760hello finland
>>218744577Not in my experience
>>218744760why are foreigners making memes about this
>right win
>>218744821Tervehdys Ison-Britannian ja Pohjois-Irlannin yhdistynyt kuningaskunta.
>>218744814Why is making idols with melted coins not a potential?
>>218744605For the last six months or so, I haven't had any takeways delivered. My freezer/fridge always contains some premium pizzas instead and if I want a Chinese or Indian, the supermarket seems to have good offerings. I'm partly influenced in this by the expense and also the fact that living several miles from any town means I have to wait some time and the food rarely arrives piping hot.
i want to squash my beef with marky todayyou said some things, you were out of order, but i'm willing to let bygones be bygones if you are
>>218744882woah black girls look like THIS!?
>>218744885maybe because the metal in coins is worth less than the coined metal.
>>218744885Pure gold is a superb conductor
load of shite on prime tonightwaste of money
>>218744913yeah when I grab girls I'm an evil sex pervertwomen make your minds up!
>>218744913i hate women so this pleases me
>>218744738They're literally called smiley faces.
>>218744983diregrim
>>218744983these ones look a little oriental
>>218744983why do they look like chinks
>>218744978Have you ever had sex with one?
Wait, it's toil tomorrow? Already?! SAY IT AINT SO
>>218744958>consooming popular media in 2026
>>218744983dreadful waste of those kievshope that lad who works at the chicken kiev factory doesn't see this
would fuck a few of these up right now
>>218745058dead in a ukie ditch
might have some türkiye dinosaurs and chicken kyivs
>>218745037no xi am quite repellent to women you see
done a poo so big i prolapsed and the toilet dweller started speed bagging my pink sock
>>218744958can't imagine subscribing to prime just for prime video and not deliveries
>>218745139grow up
>>218745120explain how
what's that tranny called who shagged a pumpkin?
>>218745167need them back in the air friar
Had to switch my vpn to the Netherlands to goon on the hub and all the related searches were in Arabic
>>218745182mantranny moonface
just grown up so big my clothes ripped off and mike tyson started speed bagging my bollocks
>>218745120if you have sex with one youll change your mind
>>218745210sort it out mate
>>218745200
ok bye
>>218745195why do you need a vpn to wank?
>>218745176my general demeanor x
>>218745243scream
somewhat experimental chicken chilli/gumbo type thing simmering away on the Bosch induction hob
>>218745267
just watched a documentary about the two cities each side of Niagara Falls. The city of Niagara Falls, Canada is a booming metropolis paradise where theres rainbows and sunshine and everybody is employed and theres no crime and no problems. The American Niagara Falls city though...
>>218745306what's the population demographic of the American city
Crack, slags, is it any wonder UK now stands for Unbelievable Krimewave?
romping
>>218745306>Niagara Fallsgood film that classic marilyn monroe kino
>>218745401
>>218745370full of niagarans
>>218745370Take just one fucking day off, Rorke. Just one.
>>218745451cackling at this
if i go crazy then will you still call me superman? if i'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand?
might romp the willard
>>218745248Florida
>>218745524omg apu
>>218745535Say hi to me next time I'm visiting family there. :) x
>>218745535my egf with massive chebs is from there
>>218745535You need to use your ID to watch porn I take it? Here in Louisiana the did the same but only the big sites bother to ask for it. Xvideos and xnxx are still accessible.
tragic
>>218745468Just playing mate don't cry about it
listening to dua lipa nightcore
>>218745668turns out he's the one that needs a day off
>>218745468grow up mate
>>218745675cant listen to her music without imagining her fucking bbc and then needing to wank
>>218745663his fingers are thicker than my willard
>>218745663That the "throuple" woman? How do I join a quaple?
>>218745699Take just one fucking day off, Leftypol. Just one.
>>218745699fuck of
Do escorts ever think about their clients between meetings?
>>218745663>>218745699we almost made it a whole thread without posting about black men :/
never heard a dua lipa songnever heard an ariana grande songnever heard a taylor swift songthese people mean nothing to me
Real leftypol hours
>>218745762>>218745762>>218745762
>>218745752just shake it off mate
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>218745659Have people forgotten about torrents/emule/fopnu etc?
