Black men

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poo smells lmao

>>218745752
Find it hard to believe you've never heard one of their songs on the radio in a car or at a supermarket or whatever

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what time does this show? zoomers only

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the incel has fallen in love with the prostitute

>>218745815
When you get to a certain age all music sounds exactly the same

>>218745762
Today I rewatched the episode where he fakes his wife's funeral to make a bitch confess. That show was crazy

is this the somewhat experimental chicken/chilli columbo that was simmering on the bosch induction hob?

>>218745826
7:47

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_c

>>218745826
7:52

>>218745826
um 6 7

>>218745857
vile trollop

oh shit i do know how to read a clock i'm just tired

>>218745762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-ihLLz3R0

>>218745857
would have loved to have fucked a coked up 19 year old lily allen in a club of a toilet in london when she was slagging out hard

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SOTD

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Volunteered to go into toil today at 3

>>218745909
grow up mate

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>>218745917

Favourite ep? Love the Johnny Cash one

am i still banned

>>218745909
ugly flat chested jewish cokehead with bpd mmhmm yes very attractive leftypol

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>>218745935

>>218745909
i miss the 00's so much ;_;

are we just calling everyone i disagree with leftypol now then

>>218745927
Wonder which board he's browsing. /his/, maybe?

>>218745902
man those voices are seriously good. maybe even on the level of the actual anime

Grow up lad has overplayed his hand
The words mean nothing now

/brit/ is a Lily Allen general if you dont like it leave.

>>218745974
The 00s was fucking shit what are you missing again? Indie music shite like The Ting Tings and Goldfrapp? oooo coldplay and The Darkness, skinny jeans and emo scene kid shit and pokemon? Tony Blair and Robot Wars? All dogshit

>>218745983
pack it in leftypol

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POO NIGGER

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thoughts on this?

>>218746005
the real grow up lad uses it sparingly, mainly when employed woman/other spastic mongs post their shit on here.

>>218746043
deeply unwell individual

>>218746043
grow up

>>218746020
Actually no, this is all wonderful stuff
See also: reading beano and gaming magazines that came with cheat books and peanuts in revels

>>218746043
just not normal is it
we used to put these fellas in sanitoriums

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the doneing-kruger effect

>>218746043
cucks are puzzling

>>218746043
this is what happens when you have no mates to tell you you're taking things too far

>>218746078
Why does the British man look Italian? What I'm asking is why does he have black hair and brown eyes?

>>218746098
he's welsh

218746098
what a disgusting flag you have, dont respond to me again

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doing a bit of bass x

>>218746020
>The 00s was fucking shit
You're being impertinent on purpose, you selectively listed things you know were shite even at the time.

One night in Paris is more than enough

>>218746127
Wrong. I listed things that dominated the culture in the 00s

>>218746120
lovely, always liked the look of thunderbirds

>>218746120
Looks wank! Get Fruity Loops installed.

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Minsk is a nicer city than London or Washington DC. We always assume that we have it better than people that post under different flags, but people from a country like Belarus that can speak fluent English and have time to post online probably have a better life than us lol

>>218746120
play a new level

ah yes another zoomer post with weird webms featuring women doing normal things. mad how much you fucking freaks are mindset, you should all be executed

>>218746175
>Indie music shite like The Ting Tings and Goldfrapp?
A 1 hit wonder and a no hit wonder

>coldplay
Problem

>The Darkness
Meme band the were popular for 6 months that had 2 hits and a christmas song

>skinny jeans
Better than the baggy skater jeans

>emo scene kid shit
There significance has been vastly inflated by the internet posthumously

>pokemon
90's

>Tony Blair
Big in the 90's. Went downhill after 2001

> Robot Wars
Kino

>>218746190
looks cool and i like it but it's slightly unwieldy to play for my purposes desu. not a bassist myself so i just have it to add shit root basslines to demos before the others get involved.

>>218746043
the fuck is wrong with him

>>218746314
right and you compared that to the actual kino of other decades like the 60s, 70s and 80s and you start to realise the 00s were absolute shite

Ray Mears Sex Arse

hiya x

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slippin and slidin

>>218746302
it's gingernonce

00s: shit
10s: even shitter
90s: the last time human artistic achievement as a whole was worth anything and the last time Things Were Looking Up

>>218746398
The 90s were shit as well. Terrible music (britpop was shite dont larp)

>>218746344
>60s, 70s and 80s
You werent alive then and dont know what you are talking about. like i said you were being selective of what you listed.

>The Ting Tings and Goldfrapp
Amy Winehouse or Artic Monkeys

i could go on

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>31 year old man

>>218746078
leftypol's da posting this on facebook

>>218745835
Best post I've seen all year

00s was good because I was alive and old enough to remember it
90s? don't care don't remember
80s? don't care wasn't born
what part of the 60s did you read in a book that you enjoyed
neek

>>218746437
luv oasis
luv blur
luv elastica
simpul as

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>>218746398
>the last time Things Were Looking Up
I suppose you could say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6QhAZckY8w

Remembering when Rorke got destroyed 3 threads ago

>>218746439
>You werent alive then and dont know what you are talking about. like i said you were being selective of what you listed.
don't need to be alive to know when something was good. I wasn't alive when Caesar was about either, I still know he was a good leader of Rome. Thats you done.

>Amy Winehouse or Artic Monkeys
Nothing really to say to this other than get better taste because both were overhyped shite pushed by NME

me dad were 20 in 1964 so i hear about what the 60s were like from him

>>218746514
Well yes until Blair got elected then everything went to shit

>>218746548
They good?

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Deport the browns

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Rorke knows who his friends are, and it's all those faithful Kimmies in Asia saving themselves for Rorke's vax free loads

>>218746437
>>218746476
Luv 'asis
Luv prodigy
Luv massive attack

simple as

i'm a 34 year old boy!

you've set him off now

My parents said the 60s were shit because there was a lot of nonces noncing everyone up and they'd hide in bushes and sniff glue and wank at you when you walked past

Cameron Winter is the result of two degenerate parents from New York
Cameron Winter has a knack for throwing around the most uncanny wisdom--I couldn't say for the life of me where it's flowing from, precocious and curmudgeonly both at once, except that it gives me hope that it might be circulating inside me somewhere, too, vital and ageless. Never fails to both make and ruin my day :,)

alri

Americans have no personality beyond telling you how much they hate black people, russians and the chinese

>>218746546
>don't need to be alive to know when something was good.
Yes you do becuase you can cherry pick the 1% of good and cast aside all the shit

>I wasn't alive when Caesar was about either, I still know he was a good leader of Rome.
Lol

>overhyped shite pushed by NME
More of a Libertines and Bloc party fan?

majora's mask
now that was a game

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>>218746576
i forgot prodigy damn that's another great Brit band. For me the 70s-90s were a great time for British music

>>218746647
Thats you done. I accept your concession, friend. Its ok to be wrong sometimes.

my parents were under 10 during the 60s so they dont know what it was like and they resent being called boomers because they were starting their careers in the north in maggie's britain

i'm the only person who thinks artic monkeys' first two albums were all time classics but disinterested in everything after

Eric Clapton in 1976:
“Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands … So where are you? Well, wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country … I don’t want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white … The black wogs and coons and Arabs and f*cking Jamaicans don’t belong here, we don’t want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don’t want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man … This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for f*ck’s sake? … Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!”


The most shocking part is I had no idea that he said that. The societal self-imposed censorship works exceptionally well. I wonder what other basic historical facts I am not aware of.

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*enters the thread*

>>218746658
sipppppps yep
that it wer

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>>218746664
Biblical

oooo look at me im in a band and its about how we're from the norf and how its a bit grim and bit shite

>>218746660
Agreed

hate mondays but at least I can see school girls in their tights

Need the wogs out so brits can focus on making good music again without having some obese black lesbian tell them it's racist or some low IQ mong shite

>>218746750
fuck sake leftypol sort it out

>>218746709
oooo look at me im in a band and its about how we're from the souf and how its a bit ok and bit alright

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living in a dead world

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Feel rough af me. Think I've broken my thumb as well.

The Beatles aren't that good

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>>218746628

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>>218745762
Favourite ep? Love the Johnny Cash one

>>218746572
him or the 60s?

I wish the beatles said something racist that few people know about
Maybe they did
If only we had phones back then

>>218746839
woman is the... y'know

>>218746801
oh dear, let me have a look...
*squeezes your thumb really hard*
oops sorry mate my finger slipped

beatles enjoyers are infuriating because hey act so superior even though they're just obsessed with the most mainstream band of all time

i am pretty sure ozzy was secretly racist
living in america would make any brit racist

>>218746837
The 60s you little twirp

>>218746874
his wife is openly racist so it wouldn't be a shock

too much snow today. it's getting ridiculous

ate some rotten meat and now i cant stop farting

does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
she was probably racist

>>218746884
yeah better than now he says
the mods and rockers and all that
the lsd the drugs the people jumping off buildings because they thought they could fly
no immigrants around then either

>>218746902
yeah and rightfully so. the "lived experiences".

>>218746907
yeah met her once

>>218746927
No gay porn however

>>218746907
Yeah I remember how she said that we would meet again, some sunny day

Binge watching That Anthony Cotton Show

On the beer

Vera Lynn poo smoothie

>>218745826
13 minutes to 8, a.k.a. 7:47

consuming a media

>>218746385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUODdPpnxcA

>a 4 minute gap on brit at prime time
unthinkable. it is a dying general

>>218741002
Wow you're right that looks doable for me
Thanks anon :)

consuming a bollock

>>218747117
its the new captcha

currently 18:49 aka 11 minutes to 7

>>218747151
that's umbunny

>>218747143
what happens at 7?

>>218747151
nice bum on him

>>>/gif/30166266

any of you lads hear about that streamer who accidentally showed his notepad with a link to a drive with loads of CSAM on it
how do you even fuck up that badly

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good point well made Stephen of fat families fame

on the road to loomington

>>218745826
7:47 but if I were reading it to someone I'd probably just say quarter to eight if I were relaying the time to someone.

UmBUMMY
Umbunny's buns

>>218747214
baffling that there are people out there who record themselves doing that
what about their future job prospects? what if their family saw it?

>>218747252
Need this guy back shaming fatties, benefits mongs and fatty benefits mongs.

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>>218747182
umbunny o'clock

BUM the BUNNY

>>218747138
do you get the difficult ones where you need to count stars and shit? when i phone post i get a few of those and then back to the easy mode

rorke wanks tramps off behind general refuse bins
leftypol wanks tramps off behind recycling bins and thinks he's better because of it

>>218747282
>what about their future job prospects?
These bitches can make more than your daily wage mailing their poo to simps.

>>218747151
Nice catbe... wait a minute

Mental how I've had sex with the same escort 4 times now in the space of 2 months.

Newtoil looms...

This general is just settling to the rate of actual posts since several spamming "gimmicks" were mysteriously retired at the end of 2025

dont know what the appeal of poo is and frankly dont want to know so fuck off

>>218747317
yeh im getting 2 odd one out and 1 count the stars. it's easier than what it was. used to be 3 count the stars

and i just started getting freebies but only 1

>>218745826
quarter to eight

>>218747325
yeah but they can't do it forever

/brit/ patreon subscribers can vote now to decide on the end of the escortmong larp

sucking a gay penis

Wonder who us federal agents are going to murder next its fun like WWE but in real life

umbunners make me angry but its bc I can remember when I wasn't a jaded cynical person combined with the stark realisation that the youth like innocence they enjoy has passed me by and will never return

I can't believe it's not strutter

why are these people all of a sudden complaining about the student loan stuff
it was all made very clear to those of us who started in 2012 that many would likely never pay it off and it would effectively be a tax for life
stop complaining and get a better job if you cant pay it off

that's wild
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768377243266278.mp4

>>218747401
Short term wealth selling poo vs a life of wageslavery for sheckels, it's the choice we all make.

>>218747404
i'd like to see the narrative come to a thrilling conclusion where he gets stabbed by one and types his last post while bleeding out

>>218747433
perhaps friendly fire
or some obese redditor shoots one of them

>>218747434
They're hairy gay incels in their 30s mate it's not that deep

>>218747444
Sad, but like a million White men have died in this conflict so a few squads of nigs getting wiped out really isn't on my radar.

done nothing but stare at screens since i woke up
10+ hours of this can't be good for me

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The first child born in Poland 2026 was a mulatto

The government have his mother and Kenyan father funding for life for this achievement

>>218747464
hopefully a 4channer britaboo

>>218747474
fuck off north yank

>>218747492
Fecaloids can't suffer.

>>218747492
You've never had sex.

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why are zoomers so fucking boring

millenial uncs are NOT pleased

>>218747492
Hardly funding for life. It says it's for clothes and it's 720 pounds you retard

>>218747479
dont understand why people eat things that does freaky things to their excretions. corn in the poo. aspargus smelling wee and broccoli farts. should make all those plants extinct

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purchase... on the radar...

>>218747492
and what does this have to do with britain?

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>>218747492

>>218747492
black frasier

>>218747474
um...im not gay

>>218747566
purchased for totally normal reasons im sure

>>218747567
The average Briton will be 10% polish by 2070

>>218747544
the memento mori thing is the only meme here. finite life is reason to not give a shit about how you spend life, not the opposite

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>>218747474
>gay incels

>>218747544
Why make evening plans in the week though keep it for a friday or saturday night. Gotta be up at six you cunt, I don't want to be farting around at nine in the evening for no reason.

>>218747492
Can't say I care, but Rorke will of course be furious

why are the middle class more left leaning than the working and under class?

>>218747631
why do you live so far away from your office you bhenchod

>>218747548
A house in Poland costs £14

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it lush being able to have nicotine without feeling out of breath

why weren't these around when i was 20

its wild that literally everything we enjoy day is just an offshoot of government spending from 1945 onwards

>>218747658
middle class leftism is neoliberalism

cup of jasmine tea for me
almost bed time x

>>218747544
ktim like to be in bed reading by 8 and asleep by half 9. not that anyone asks me to do anything anyway

>>218747658
this only happened at the turn of the century (here and yankistan)
Wealthier people obviously wanted to protect their assets but increasingly the educated/metro classes have become centre left.

Metropolitan areas being left is understandable because they naturally lean more on the state with your transport, your housing, your waste disposal, your cultural events, your arts. As to why that's tied with wealth I guess that's cause city people are just wealthier on average by default?

>>218747658
are they?

>>218747658
Because they think they are immune from the realities of a brownified, islamified, africanified Britain when the reality is that most of them are one bad financial happening away from being in a travelodge with their pristine twelve year old daughter a room away from ahmend from afganistan.

These people never wake up to reality until it punches them in the face, it's more comfortable to virtue signal and nod along to the propaganda, feels safer for them in the meantime.

>>218747694
they were it was called snus you dizzy twunt (twat + runt)

>>218747694
>50 mg
doesnt that do you in
i thought i was a pretty heavy nicotine user (on the cigarettes and vapes before) but 10 mg is my limit
any more and im sweating and pooing out my arse

Y'all gonna feel pretty stupid for making fun of those Trans women, when you need them to help clear the snow from your driveway with their massive hands.

>>218747658
Because most middle class people are migrating English people across Britain outside of their home towns hence English colonists in Scotland and Wales lean extremely into refugee support

crying and screaming

>>218747667
I have to be at work by eight. Travel generally takes an hour but at worst it can take an hour and a half because moving through London is like swimming in glue. Ergo, I get up at six so I can have at least half an hour between hauling myself out of bed and heading out the door.

>>218747694
prefer them to vaping but they give me hooring cunting indigestion

>>218747727
that's got tobacco in you utter mong

>>218747694
Thank God every day I was never retarded enough to start smoking/vaping. Imagine spending your money on this literal shite.

rorke fantasising about brown men shagging little kids

>>218747741
>>218747759
you spit the saliva build up out right? cus that only happens if you swallow

>>218747771
>that's got tobacco
nigga you can't even form sentences

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rorkes mum

>>218747775
The shagger's way is social smoking

>>218747786
errm….

>>218747759
for me it's the sore gums because I have no self-control and pop one ever half hour

>>218747775
better than spending it on bigham meals, onlyfans subs and video games lil bro

>>218747786
hot

do britishers thank the bus driver when getting off?

>>218747758
what's your monthly rent?
what borough?

I am doing a comparison thing you see.
Need to know what the good rates are before I bite the bullet and move out.

>Abiy was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2019 for his efforts in ending the war.
>In October 2023, Abiy said that the secession of Eritrea from Ethiopia in 1993 was a historical mistake that threatens the existence of landlocked Ethiopia, saying that "In 2030 we are projected to have a population of 150 million. 150 million people can't live in a geographic prison."[112] He said Ethiopia has "natural rights" to direct access to the Red Sea and if denied, "there will be no fairness and justice and if there is no fairness and justice, it's a matter of time, we will fight".
Fucking lmao, incredible how dogshit the Nobel Peace Prize committee is.

you're twisting my melon man

>>218747833
yes of course

leftypol taking up smoking/vaping because he can't go an hour without a phallic object in his mouth

>>218747833
Yes, of course, it's basic manners

>>218747833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilsiCOYexuk

>>218747814
No not really, all smoking is incredibly grim and disgusting.
>>218747819
No it’s not. All those things are pathetic but using tobacco is probably the worst.

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>flicking through the local paper
>Gary "Zestmeister" economics pops up

Even at this resolution you can see the gay face

>>218747794
what saliva buildup
i thought you were meant to swallow them like pills?

>>218747833
It's a standard measure of whiteness.

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>It's called being a decent person Chud
>What do you mean Israel should receive migrants and Roma? Are you trying to kill the juice?

same people btw

>>218747880
the same person said both those things?

>>218747870
Why did you take this boring ahh pic in the afternoon and then keep it in your phone for five hours and think “yeah that’s mint I’ll post that on /brit/“

>>218747870
getting a bit nervous there aren't you Tarquin?

I know so many Alexander Pope, Jonathan Swift and Lord Byron quotes but any time I quote one of them people look at me like I'm a mong. Best I get a patronising "oh that's interesting".

The opposite is true though.
They're the mongs.
Bet they don't know who those three even are.

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you can't even say thanks to drivers any more in most big cities because a wave of browns will carry you off the bus before you get the chance to >>218747833

>>218747836
Greenwich. I live at home lad, but I do plan on giving my mum half my earnings in a bit, since the expenses for living here are mental. Earning just under 500 a week before taxes btw.

But if I moved out, it would not be in London. This place just hoovers up your money and unless you're earning six figures or are a benefits megagrifter, it does not pay to be here.

In bed. Farting.

Gen-Z

Competes with 900 thousand Indians and Africans to work for 20k a year
Has to wait 24 months to get a driving licence
Houses will increase by 200% by the time they are all 25
Will be conscripted in WW3 to die for black rights in Tibet

>>218747794
no mum told me not to spit said it was rude

>>218747956
based
for me, it's lady's dressing room

>>218747833
If I'm the only one or part of a small group getting off, yes. If half the bus is getting off at that stop, no. If I'm in a foul mood, no.

>>218748006
pillock

>>218747992
It is genuinely mental how bad things are. I'm watching a video of some guy exploring a Chinese urban "slum" and honestly getting a little jealous of the people living there.

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time to try out a new game

genuinely watching brokeback mountain
it's time, after all the gay posting

Aye will you stir my haggis pal?

>Nigel Farage attended Davos as adviser to Iranian billionaire

SCREAMING

>>218747851
>>218747855
>>218747876
it's the norm in my city too but heard they don't do it as much in the south, and when I visited eastern europe it didn't seem very common. was thinking must be because it's too crowded but maybe not

>>218748044
l'd pick the pig in the hat or whatevers going on there

So glad I won the lottery of life to live in London. I live in a pretty average sized three bed terrace with my parents that would probably cost at least a couple of grand a month to rent and will probably be worth about £1m by the time my parents die and I inherit it.

I could literally just trade it in and move to a mansion somewhere else in the world if I wanted to.

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the mrs

>>218747973
aye agree with you there
But London where you get to keep your money is a fucking dream.
I know rorke hates "15 minute cities" for whatever tinfoil hat reason, but the fact that literally everything I could possibly want is a stone's throw away is amazing.
I remember going to Birmingham and it genuinely felt rural compared to what I'm used to.

My latest inane idea is buying a two story house with parents, then installing a front door on the up and downstairs so they're treated like two separate residencies, but only count as one on the outside for council tax purposes.
Getting a two/three story in London requires a lil bit of lottery winning though of course.

>>218748019
If like five plus people are getting off you sound retarded being the only one saying it, or if everyone says it, it's a bit much. And yeah, if I'm particularly fucking pissed off that day, I'm not going to be so jovial. At the end of the day I paid, and I really don't think the bus driver gives a shit either way.

Remember, these people have to deal with nigs and chavs every day saying "I AINT GOT MY OYSTER BREV", so long as you aren't causing trouble I think they are grateful.

Someone zesty Foden that Frenchman

Can't think of anything more spiteful than parents charging board to their kids.
Yeah get fucked kids, I know we bought this house at rock bottom prices and then fucked the economy by importing a load of brownoids and selling off all our industry to pay for our tax cuts but now we're old we're actually socialists now so you need to pay sky high taxes for my pension, oh and good luck on your 150th job application, hope you get that minimum wagey job because you need to pay me some money.

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>>218747909
Yep. Picrel was asked on Twitter why Israel doesn't admit large numbers of migrants if it's the key to saving civilization, and she said Israel can't because it would make the quality of life suffer for israelis. They know exactly what they're doing.

>>218748060
Maybe that Iranian billionaire is a resident of Clacton

>>218748083
need her to KO my bollocks

>>218748044
Deadlock huh. Haven't played in a while. They've doubled the character roster I see. I want to suck the farts out of the cute gargoyles arsehole.

Millennials

Got a driving licence without hassles at 17, paid 300 pounds for lessons
Immediately hired for a part time position
Thought of conscription was in history books for him

And they still complain

The generation of biggest pussies of all time

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>Someone zesty Foden that Frenchman

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Grim how true this is.

Mumberg charges me and my sister £400 board a month because we both work but she puts it in a stocks and shares ISA for us so can’t really complain. Done it since I was 21 and graduated.

>>218748092
always thank the driver
end of

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not only does she marry this down syndrome looking guy, not only does she let him pump two babies into her, but she also goes out to vociverously defend him too? she co-stars with him frequently too, she obviously loves him

why don't beautiful women love ugly men (such as moi) in real life lads?
that used to happen you know
before the tinder age

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>>218748134

>>218748083
mental that she trained her whole life and i could batter her tits despite being an overweight runt
mental how weak women are

>>218748189
Incel for even thinking this

>>218748187
Zoomers Faustian

Millennials
Watching them be Faustian from their mother's loft

>>218748171
Because he’s not a bitter unloveable freak with weird obsessions, beliefs and behaviours mate

>>218748087
>literally everything I could possibly want
what do you want

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>vociverously

i kiss my hand and press it tenderly against the little plastic panel between me and the bus driver as i get off, looking into his eyes
i also bow deeply to the bus as it approaches

>>218748171
Kirsten dunst reminds me so much of a girl I went to school with. Unfortunately that girl got together with a black drug dealer who promptly ran when she had his kid and now she's completely used goods, posting passive aggressive shite on Facebook like you don't even know me so don't judge me. Stfu love

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jd-8DW4OSo

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>>218748158
that's an act of love that
As much as I adore mumberg, she saved up money for me and put it in a savings account from 2010-2020 when savings rates were practically fucking 0.
Then as soon as covid begins and I finally decide to take care of my own money, stocks tank and savings rates soar.
GHASTLY timing.
vgh if only she had opened an ISA all those years back.

>>218748197
Screaming done him

>>218748087
>My latest inane idea is buying a two story house with parents, then installing a front door on the up and downstairs so they're treated like two separate residencies, but only count as one on the outside for council tax purposes.
Have had that discussion with the 'rents myself.

>>218748099
If my mum had any money I'd agree, but she isn't "charging me", I'm paying of my own will, and her financial situation is bad because she came from a broken home and has made bad choices in life. It's not like she's some rich greedy boomer, she's bad off and I'd rather help her while getting cheap rent rather than A)move out and make a landlord rich or B)stay here and not contribute and maybe get to the point where we're fucked anyway because I didn't help

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>>218748207
having a laugh at you little homos

bugonia was fucking shit and im tired of all these fart sniffers saying otherwise

>>218748207
lmao

>>218748163
If you were a bus driver do you not think you'd get sick of hearing "THANKOO DRY-VA!" 1000 times a day?

I was expecting zoomers to make fun of millennials one day, it happens to every generation. Never thought they'd be hating us for "how good we had it"

>>218748211
bus/train station
odeon
various types of ETHNIC cuisine from indian/chinese/italian/caribbean (forgive me rorke)
fine dining restaurants
bank
post office
pharmacy
pub
tesco
aldi
football pitch
laser tag

fucking anything you need
I even remember going to outer London and being appalled at how far away civilisation was
not for me

>>218748092
I just stare at the driver through that mirror that lets him see the interior and raise my hand clearly when the doors open, some thank out loud

>>218748214
spiritually japanese. would defend an island for the emperor for 50 years after the war ended

>>218748304
no because i'd try and guess what variation of "thank you" that particular rider was going to say
then you'd come along and i'd be like well this rude cunts not going to say anything because hes a rude cunt

I used to blow my bus driver a little kiss but now I have a car

FANK YEW DRYVA

Me personally? I give my bus driver a cheeky moon in his mirror as he drives off. I've got a nice plump shaved arse so I'm sure it's a treat for him.

Id like to discuss deanos and Deano culture in the next thread if that's ok lads

TANKS DRIVE

BA-BYE DRYVA

>>218748320
i live in a town of 2000 people that has like 80% of the things there
doesn't seem that good really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbNHUA1FKi0

>>218748386
>I've got a nice plump shaved arse
corrrr let's see it!

Someone's upset about basic politeness

bye bye driver BYEE BYEEEE

>>218748406
yeah that sounds alright

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>>218748320
These things are in every town other than maybe laser tag.

>>218748134
Took me ages to find a job after school due to the recession

>>218748461
dondoners

>>218748385
>>218748413
>>218748427
scremb

>>218748461
they are actually referencing a funny video of a scottish woman saying ba-bye driver in a silly way

>>218748496
Oh haha x

>>218748435
I heard he got sacked for that video

>>218748354
in canadia do pedestrians sometimes thank you for giving them way?

>>218748522
silly me it has already been posted for your enjoyment >>218748435

>>218748435
just a bit o banter

>>218748573
bye bye driver

>>218748574
Yes all the time

Eating a jersey mike sandwich

don't stop 'cause yer leg fell aff

>>218748435
>>218748596
LOL

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yea i get it, i'd kiss him too

how about a new thread you LAZY cunts