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Is this the Deano and Deano culture discussion thread?
>>218748675Do they still make their houses entirely grey? Or is that trend dead finally
Logged on Twitter and everyone is going mental about America. That's why I stick to /brit/ since only a few people are going mental about America here.
is that really necessary rorkehe's trying to be nice ffs
going mental about america me
(8) mitosis is a process (8)
daresay that's a bit too much arse
>>218748657too big
All I wanna do is do it Big girl, Big girl
The Asian Fanny. Hop in, dude!
got rorke bois on my mind and need them up my behind xx
>>218748675here's a classic on the zesty end of the deano spectrum to get us all started
>>218748705I think it's still mostly alive and well
>flicking through the local paper>Gary "Zestmeister" economics pops upEven at this resolution you can see the gay face
>>218748735it's okay to be gay
Wtf is burns night
>>218748657AI muck
>>218748712He should be killed.
all i wanna poo is poo it
>>218748773Yes mate good lad
i like to chew it, chew it
>>218748804y-you can't say that
>>218748775That's a shame
>>218748790some scottish shite they made a public holiday about a shite poet called robert burns
brokback mountain bummingunrealistic, disappointed
Astro turf installed get in lad
Get yer fucking willy out for Rabbie Burns
Fucking hell Spaino, what have you gone and done now?
danny dyer posing for a picture with those four lads who wore tight jeans
>>218748790pubs and supper clubs serve haggis and boomers dress up kilts
>>218748798no she has that genetic condition where all her fat goes to her arse it's flabby and full of cellulite but size is real
>>218748821
>>218748773Zesty Deanos are a comforting prescence, I like them. 'ard Deanos are bit intimidating and make my bussy quiver.
>>218748893genuinely think all of them should be worked to death in a Labour camp
>>218748893Love it mate
>>218748914It is AI
>>218748705That trend is dead. In 2026 Deano likes mid-century modern design, La Marzocco espresso machines, learning French cooking, mindfulness, selvedge jeans, loopwheeled ringspun t-shirts and German Army trainers.
Going to portrush
>>218748914imagine pushing her into that pool of waterKASPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH her fat arse would go
>>218748893Oi look at me bloody watch will ya
>>218748914the problem girls like this with big fat arses have is that it's impossible to wipe properly so if you're ever lucky enough to bend one over you're rewarded with a stale hot stink of old shit and sweat from the anus
What could possibly go wrong?
Deano mate you see that 28 years later film? Bit weird haha but me and the missus liked it
>As of late 2025, Prime Minister Keir Starmer's approval ratings have dropped to historic lows, with just 18% of Britons viewing him favourably and 72% unfavourably, resulting in a -54 net favourability score in December 2025 Fanx for the census statistics mate. Britain is 18% nonwhite.
>>218748914Grotesque
>>218748914your brain has been rotted by hentai if you think she isn't using filters especially to make her waist small
>>218748821aha is that a kevin and perry referencebloody brillianttop draw I remember watching that film when I was 5-6 and I had no idea what was going on at points but I thought it was hilarious
Sick of this Hinge shite
>>218748972>stale hot stink of old shit and sweat from the anus
>>218748705That trend is very much alive, I've seen many houses done up and painted grey
>>218748934Absolutely wrong. That's post-hipster millennial, not Deano
>>218748934Deano is me from fifteen years ago?!?
those little girls from babymetal must be grown up now
>bristol!
>>218748996screaming
american government gone full rorke lmaohttps://www.dhs.gov/wow
>>218749025unfortunately so
millennial grey is already deemed old fashioned and outdated despite only being around for less than 15 years, meanwhile victorian maximalism still maintains strong popularity among all age groups, proving once again they were the greatest generation of humans to have ever lived
>>218748980Let them in rorke
I feel like the Deano trend died during COVID, or at least evolved into something new. Genuinely haven't seen a Deano since 2020
there's a WHAT in the armour?
>>218748996Misgendering. Fucking bigot
>>218749071looks cheeks unc
>>218748996Turn auto-capitalisation back on.>>218749013It's Deano in 2026.>>218749019They've caught up. What are your current interests?
>>218749105:(
Rorke on his floating bed
>>218749105covid ruined them financially as furlough couldn't cover the cost of their financed Audi's and mortgage
got misgendered in ALDI again
>>218749071Bet that place stinks of old people
Sir Fanny Fire
>>218749105deano's hyperconsumerist everything on credit lifestyle was a relic of the 2010srendered obsolete by rising interest rates
>>218749144bet the one on the right thinks hes the fashionable one because hes got a long coat
trannies should all be killed
>>218749143Wine, vinyl records, and Japanese boutique brands
Watching copslop
funny that anal sex is objectively horrifying for both parties involved healthwise, but political correctness has overruled logic and the NHS goes out of their way to promote it as a lifestyle choice
I’ll slash your canisterDANNY DIORRRRRRR
>>218749105>I feel like the Deano trend died during COVIDthe gigadeans are alive and well in ibiza
>>218749212bodycam footage or tv show?
>>218749214it's not a choicefuck off bigot
>>218749233Bodycam slop on youtube
>>218748980Didn't Bangladesh say they would hang her if they pawned her off on them. kek based
>>218749196It's actually a mid-length coat.
>>218749068whats rorke about arresting criminals?
apparently it's illegal to record the streets with cctv but its not illegal to stand in the street with a phone and record outsidethe fuck?
>>218749214yes we know, you don't wash your bum
>>218749248backfired on leftypol hard, bodycams
>danny dior
So after interest rate rises and covid, I assume Deano moved back in with his parents? Is he back on his feet now?
>>218749252well la di da alexander mcqueen
>>218749214Funny how
Eau de Essex
funny how insecure brownoids are on the internet. No matter what they say, no matter how much they cope, they have to live as a brownoid their entire lives and they're extremely aware of the situation and how other people perceive them. The best thing you can do is play in to their insecurity,
>>218748996Why do you write like a homosexual?
Never seen any zoomer deanos, do you. Think about it. It's a millennial thing that zoomers will one day mock us for
watched the first episode of Season 5 of Frasier today - Frasier's Imaginary Friend, and had tears in my eyesbloody brilliant show
>>218749311this deano meme was always a forced import from reddit and not particularly funny
>>218748657>>218748787>>218748914arrrrse
>>218749247can I have a go on it?
>>218749068>Country of origin>Yugoslavia
Sister kicked me out for a couple of days so I'm back with you retards again
>>218749419welcome back to the fold
>>218749382zoomers have a lot to contend with at the moment, attacked from all sides, they're slowly becoming known as the neckbeard generation of losers
>>218749394one of the great ones haha
first documented use of deano is by an australian
sigh...
>>218749494In bed. Snoozing.
anal sex makes their bums go big and then the poo just falls out
>>218748657>>218748787>>218748914reverse image is not giving me anything, link her account nigga
>>218748921>Zesty Deanos are a comforting prescencekek I know what you mean, they're often quite positive and supportive even if they're a bit dim.
>>218749451i took a dick in ibizato show a homo that i was coolnow im a real big bummer and took a million cummersbut fuck it now im pozzed up my dude
right well don't answer me then you frigid cocktease
>>218749526I'd take Baz advice over some woke intellectual any day
I know I won't get credit but I'm fairly certain I invented /brit/.
Burns night success. Rob roys all round. Might regail brit in a rendition of to a mouse
>>218749559Fuck I forgot it was Burns night, I should know as it's the day before my birthday, will buy a haggis next time I go shopping, love haggis me.
>>218749539i won't :') x
Nigger
>>218749553thank you for your service
burns night is like scottish kwanza
>>218749259gabsthebunnyhave fun brudder
>>218749590That's so 2010 grow up
do they get a day off tomorrow then do they
wonder if burn units have a special celebration on burns night
got my bum out
>>218749590
>>218749576Haggis with a whisky cream sauce. Peng
>>218749367Being brown isn't automatically bad. Look at Satya Nadella (CEO of Microsoft) and Sundar Pichai (CEO of Google). Both are apparently billionaires. Bet their lives are pretty good.
*rapes that lads bum*
>>218749619grotesque
>>218749526>>218749549used to work in a call centre with a bunch of genuine deanos and they were honestly all very kindhearted and nice people even though i'm a horrid little freakthey were thick as pig shit but in a nice way
>>218749659Yeah but thats the beauty of racism you see, no matter how successful they are, they will never be at the same level as a white european. They know that, we know that, its an unspoken code
>>218749674Ever shag or get shagged by them up the arse?
What Europe really needs is millions more Indians
>>218749697That's what you voted Brexit for, no? I mean, you saw a polish shop open in your town and you crashed out
>>218749693yes they used to spit roast me in the disabled bogs
trying to finish off that pluribus shite
>>218749693no but i did go to the pub with them and learned how to order drinks
>>218749693Yeah we'd play fifa at lunch and whoever lost got bummed (I always lost on purpose)
>>218749724>>218749730Getting mixed messages here
mental how people thought brexit would mean less browns when the "exit" in "brexit" referred to exiting europe not "asian" lmao
>>218749662*watches but paralyzed by fear does nothing*
>>218748657is such an arse even possible? yes it is
ftm on great pottery throw downgrim grim grim
>>218749697t. brown slum landlord / serco investor / labour politician / davos-wef-roundtable goblin / hr lawer / etc. ad infinitum
All foreigners should be deported no matter what their skin colour is.Britain for the British, how hard is that to understand?
>>218749755*looks you in the eyes as I'm doing it*
>>218749756Ai arse slop
>>218749752rorke is not a smart man
>>218749752damn if only you had told them beforehand why didn't you tell them was it for your sick pleasure you ghoul?
Got gfberg a haggis.
>>218749768pooners always look like this
>>218749726don't bother. it gets worse. the last few episodes are 90% "wow le cinematography is gorgeous!!!" . it's not like breaking bad where the slow episodes built up to something. there is no character development or plot or humour. they stretched 30 minutes of content into 9 hours instead of doing something interesting with the premise.
>>218749752>>218749794Yet he will keep voting farage over and over again. Rorke has a humiliation fetish
Do women generally enjoy sex in the missionary position? I saw the escort again today. We had sex before with her legs spread. I went a bit harder today and pressed down on her more this time and she seemed to moan a lot more. Turned me on tbqh
>>218749814That's cultural appropriation
>>218749659>Bet their lives are pretty good.Not that good. Both worked throughout their entire twenties. Never travelled or had fun. Both went to college in India. Now they spend all day in meetings.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCRN4EIrLp0
>>218749782*reluctantly gets a chub on*
>>218749772what about the fit ones
>>218749816why do you know so much trans slang um
They call me Roundtable GoblinThey call me Labour PoliticianThey call me Ad Infinitum
Wee, sleeket, cowran, tim’rous beastie,O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi’ bickerin brattle!I wad be laith to rin an’ chase thee Wi’ murd’ring pattle!I’m truly sorry Man’s dominionHas broken Nature’s social union,An’ justifies that ill opinion, Which makes thee startle,At me, thy poor, earth-born companion, An’ fellow-mortal!I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve;What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!A daimen-icker in a thrave ’S a sma’ request:I’ll get a blessin wi’ the lave, An’ never miss ’t!
>>218749824Did she have a pillow under her lower back?
>>218749844rather not say
ftm is so bad. you were born with elite rank and prestigied just to grind with the boys? get out the game you madman
he literally does look exactly like that though tbf
8am lecture tomorrow morning and haven’t been winding down for bed at all just been playing the binding of isaac for like four hours straight fuuuck
been facebooking my mums new fellaHES FUCKING RICH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218749846dying
got cockmogged by a ftm on reddit today
>>218749890*wanks you off*
Just sneezed onto the floor
Do FTMs also have the equivalent of AGP? As in do they get horny watching their hair fall out?
>>218749821
TECHNOLOGY!
>>218749825It's colonisation sir.
>>218749683This just sounds like cope for the fact that they're much more successful than you>>218749832They probably have fun these days, given they're loaded. They can provide a very comfortable existence for their families/children too
>>218749947Nothing about the rapey migrants then Chris??
given that MtF trannies are all extremely left wing, hammer and sickle left wing at that, because that's what the young women they attempt to imitate are - you'd imagine FtM's would be rightoid chuds for similar reasons.I wonder if that's true.
>>218749961
>>218749924most of them are horrified by it, which is funny because it shows how little they actually researched about transitioning because other pooners always tell them to see if any of their male blood relatives have male pattern baldness so they can know if they'll need to be on some type of hair regrowth chemicals
>>218749954Not trying to be nasty but u sure that’s not a tranny like
need this whole planet incinerated
what's a pooner
>>218749961I sense a bit of chicanery going on here
had some shepherd's pie earlier, 'twas alri
>>218749961the whole point was chuck's "illness" was caused by him hating jimmywhenever he feels like he's winning against jimmy he doesn't feel anything and he can go outside etcwhenever he feels like jimmy's winning it hits him hard
>>218749954you sit facing a blank wall while you eat?
>>218749998You'd think they'd be happy It is the quintessential male experience
>>218749962>probably have fun these daysProbably. I find it difficult to imagine finding anything fun as a 60 year old man though.
>>218749987Not wasting my time looking for it, but I once saw a pic of a r*ddit thread where some ftm tranny having become a man (>implying) realised that men are treated poorly and eventually concludes that it must be due to white supremacy, so the answer is no
Saskia Teague claims to be 'England first', or, more nebulously, 'Britain first'. Why is it then that most of her social media presence consists of her reposting the comments of two Irishmen? She has even posted about the beauty of Ireland, yet never once commented on any particular aspect of England's rich history and heritage that she loves.Disgraceful behaviour
whatevre happeneed to the cute kiln technician on pottery throwdown
>>218750038they want an idealised male experience, akin to childhood or teenage yearswhich is why you see so many of them dye their hair neon colours, get fat and dress like fucking retards
thinking about that woman who went man and found out men have it much harder than women do and killed herself
>>218750054i'd still shag her rotten
>>218750058fell into a kiln and died
>>218750054Ireland should be our colony
>>218750058fell in and got turned into china
>>218750021a willard/dildo type thing made out of poo
>>218750020pretty bad that
>>218750082mad that
ok jarvis search "!!QZEDimfTjwj" on archived.moe/lgbt
Aye pal you best stir my haggis on burns night
yeah… that’s bait
>>218748657centaursmaxxing
>>218750122the rare good jf post
>>218750020i don't like how they always use that crying laughing emoji like it's the funniest thing ever
>dye their hair neon colours, get fat and dress like fucking retardsKTIM
Can feel a poo brewing, would rather have it out tonight
Best brand of cigarette to start smoking?
>>218749398could not be more wrong
i think around the crunchy corn yum era i really started to question the value of human life
i don't think ftm's want a male experience or to be actual real masculine men, they just want to kill their own femininity due to autism and trauma
>>218750115wait until she does something other than retweet michael mccarthy and keith woods talking about irish politics
>>218750020does this guy exist or is he AI i had never heard of him 2 months ago now I see him everywhere
>no results foundDamn site must be broken.
>>218749947We havent left the market thoughLeftypol disingenuous as always
>>218750115Proper povvo bedroom
>The surname Teague was first found in County Galway (Irish: Gaillimh) part of the province of Connacht, located on the west coast of the Island, where they held a family seat from ancient times>The original Gaelic form of Teague was Mac Taidh or Ó Taidhg
>Can't have your cake and eat itI dun git itCake goes bad so you should eat it, and cake is good because it tastes good, how it looks isn't too important
good thing I never posted with a trip or name on /lgbt/
>>218748980ISIS was a NATO project, are you surprised that they'd be helping their own?I bet you don't remember Operation Constrainhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027683/Council-house-bribes-UK-terror-suspects.html>Terror suspects including jihadis returning from fighting in Syria are to be offered taxpayer-funded homes, counselling and help finding jobs to stop them carrying out attacks in Britain.>The top-secret Government strategy, codenamed Operation Constrain, could even allow fanatics to jump to the top of council house waiting lists.>Official documents seen by The Mail on Sunday reveal that up to 20,000 extremists previously investigated by MI5 will be targeted with what critics last night described as 'bribes' aimed at turning them away from extremism.>The top-secret Government strategy, codenamed Operation Constrain, could even allow fanatics to jump to the top of council house waiting lists>The highly contentious nationwide programme is due to start next year, with police and cash-strapped councils hoping the Home Office will pay for it out of its [900 million pound] counter-terrorism budget.
might umkill my umself
I have to confess - I'm BigWillieLad!!PENISimfT on /lgbt/
>>>/tv/217578209Thoughts?
>>218748980This country is so spineless lmao all you can do is just laugh at this point
>>218750247alri sitting bull lad
>>218749730>learned how to order drinksWell...? Share the knowledge.
>>218750247noooo don't kill yourself your penis is so tiny haha
>>218750269
>>218748980>LabourYOU VOTED FOR THIS
Sucking on an espresso.
>>218750324dangerous
>>218748657she shits with that ass? fuck me
>>218750324at this hour? you're mad!
arsenal fans are a bunch of wankers?
bit grim how shit everything is init
>>218750351indeed
dont kill yourself. something retarded might happen
>>218750228it's because cakes are PRETTY It's like destroying ART
>>218750285um
rare mousey image
elle fanny
>>218750290get me some of these though any day cor
>>218750054don't care what any woman says no matter how "based" she is
>>218750351the arse anal wankers led by arse n' wanker
listen all I'm saying is you're closer to 40 than 20 now so you may as well let me fuck your arse
>>218750272scsream
the great cuckening
>>218750230Why?
poured drain unblocker down the drain and it didn't unblock shit£5 wasted
>>218750351arse gooners lol
>>218750428rather not say
say grace
>>218750385pulled out a tooth eating these
>>218750442that gives me the idea for an arse wank
>>218750381Imagine licking her armpits tho
my airpods have stopped working
Sir Pussy Popper
don't know how people get a flat belly do they just not eat?
>>218750410my bums got poo residue in it>>218750430get this one lad, always does the job for me
got my 3.5-inch floppy out
>>218750444There some sort of doxxocaust coming?
Got the mental illness on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGkZIK8mQEc
>>218750430you need one of them long cable unblockr things it's probably hair
>>218750486pour that down your bum
>>218750491i really would rather not say
>>218750497Yh im out of my fucking mind its bullshit
Saw someone else mentioning a tripfag earlier in a thread OP but didn't read it
>>218750508or buy a pack of tiewraps and save yourself a lot of money
>>218749866Don't think so, why?
>>218750505no wonder footy fags love immigration they worship the ground these faggots walk on just for kicking a ball good
Never see an old man eating a twixThat’s why they made old man toffees
>>218750552>no wonder footy fags love immigrationwhat world do you live in rorke
>>218750541nah you can get a cheap thing like a long coiled cable for about a tenner
drain umblocker
>>218750574forgot about queers for palestine already?
>>218750601genuinely have no idea what this is supposed to mean in response to my post
for me, it's the werther's seasonal flavors
>>218750566Get that shit all caught up in there like a dog with peanutbutter spoon man, got to go get my gun nigga brb
>>218750658>Bloody WOKE nonsense
>>218750658get that woke shite out of here
leftypol getting angry when you question why they cut her tits off
>>218750687leftypol cheering this paragon on (but secretly wishing HE wasn't a cracker monkey)
Nigga...
rorke misgendering transfolx while mocking their gender affirming care then immediately having a wank to sexy trans women
>>218750566Ever see a homeless chinese man?
literally filled our almost empty quality street tin from christmas with werthers just last week. will be signing up for jazzercise classes at the rec centre come february
>>218750687
>>218750737only care about the transwomenthe pooners can die as far as I'm concerned.
dont transition something retarded might happen
Meltdown
right well that's transphobic
>>218750799scre
>>218750739yes we have lots of them. treating schizophrenia is difficult at the best of times but cultural issues make it even worse
>>218750797ok well why don't you shag a pooner then instead of sucking off a fit transwoman
>>218750809bleu!
Met a handful of Korean schizophrenics back in the day
NEW>>218750873>>218750873>>218750873
any empty husk of a man in
>>218750889kchim
