Illuminated Manuscript edition
What should the thread topic be this time?
some house of leaves type shit
>>218750882i used to talk to a schizophrenic korean on instagram back in the dayhe hated white people but loved hitler
The storm continues
no i dont feel like wanking no sir no wanking today
For me, it's the Codex Amiatinus, written in ~716 AD in the Kingdom of Northumbria. It is the oldest surviving Bible written in the Latin Vulgate, and thus one of the greatest achievements of the English race.
>>218750918Hitler got lots of white people killed so it makes sense
never piss on the hand that wanks your willy
>>218750934it's like living a snowglobe today except much greyer
>>218750913wanking perhaps?
loomage status?can confirm it looms in devon
never shit on the dick that shags your arse
>>218750889yea me
>>2187509791 hour until sleep prep toil
>>218750948cute little butt plug on his head
Get the teeth brushedGet the face washedGet the alarm setGet that head on the pillow
>>218750979Lincolnshire checking in.
imagine being tara here
>only 20 subs to gocome on for fuck's sake
watching the AFC championship game
>>218751026Tip: tap your head on the pillow to wake yourself up without an alarm. So if you want to wake up at 6AM just tap your head on the pillow 6 times before you go to sleep.
well rorke?
>>2187510422 of them are named poo
>>218750969Sure why not
>>218751042would shag pooja, chetnaa, anika, suhani and chetna reddy
>>218751062Look at those tiny hands
think troons should be exterminatedthink troon enablers should be put into work camps
>>218751062*goes for it*... wtf, where is it?
>>218751062Size of that neck and hands aha
>>218751107when they win (which they will) they'll put terfs like you in work camps where you suck them off all daycorrr
>>218751144absolutely unhinged post
>>218751119This happened to me in a Tesco car park once
haunted by that image of the smeggy tranny nob
Bullies. Just you wait.
Help Our Heroes
chase a checknever chase a bitch
>>218751119watched that film and it made me hate trannies more not sure if that was the point
>>218751062How can you have like 10 years of being on testosterone and still look like timid little gayboy
>>218751201There's numerous services to help the homeless though
what a load of bollocks
Et a kinder egg
>>218751229wtf how does this webm have sound
>>218751201reform cockwombles humbled
Et tu, Ferrero?
>>218751158entirely on-brand for them actuallya large part of their fetish is the sense of power they are granted and their ability to abuse it
Chris Broad aka Abroad in Japan gets engaged with his fat Canadian whore gf then a month later she starts an OnlyFans
listening to The Blue Nile's song Tinseltown in the Rain from the year 1984 !!
the 'thress
>>218751380fucking hate this zesty ass nigga
irn bru isn't even open
cooked a massive pot of ragu Italiangfberg was impressed
>>218751487no haggis because it's not halal
>>218751119>>218751211What fillum is it?
>>LunchNoodles, with carrots and parsnips thrown in>DinnerTortilla wraps with chicken salsa and sour cream, with sweetcorn, spring onion, red onion, tomatoes, red bell pepper and cucumber all thrown in (seasoned with parsely, mint, sumac, S&P with olive oil and lemon juice of course)it's actually incredibly easy to get your 5 a day in lads
>>218751576no pork in haggis
my perfect mousepad
>>218751609like getting shagged up the arse do you
>>218751602Tangerine its about two black tranny prostitutes
What exactly are you supposed to do in this situation, lads?
>LunchFull english >DinnerBeef stew with riceLike to treat myself on Sundays x
>>218751658So this is what "probing" is.
I want to fuck a gay brits arse
>Like to treat myself on Sundays x
>>218750934I'm also monitoring the situation
sleep
doing my weekly Instagram toil to see what the normies have forwarded me
>>218751722looks like wttr, how'd you get it looking like that?
watching Blade Runner 2048 my favourite blade runner film
>>218751702am topsorry
>>218751609Who the fuck can be bothered tho
>>218751771nw lad
its starting to loom hard ladshave to wake up extra early for an appointment at 8:20 as well fucks sakemad how only 48 hours separate Friday after work bliss and loomtoil4 day toil week NOW
>>218751793>botheredit's just a bit of chopping up and then throwing them in a pan it's not rocket science
When is the gay orgy /brit/ meet then?
>>218751822I can barely get myself out of bed let alone all that malarkey
>>218751768there's a year missing
Feelin' like a freak on a leash...
>>218751866ktim
>>218751822>chopping upI'm out.
>>218751753awful. hate instragram toil, hate whatsapp toil, hate tiktok toil, hate text toil if i were super rich i would hire someone to do all my texting and messaging for me
any tips on shoplifting at self service checkouts?
imbibing a mr. pibb
>>218751767you can set different config settings. that one is https://wttr.in/?2QnF> 2 # current weather + today's + tomorrow's forecast> Q # superquiet version (no "Weather report", no city name)> n # narrow version (only day and night)> F # do not show the "Follow" line
fuck my gay freakazoid life
>>218751870Corrr, love a bit of bdsm
Nigel Farage:>I think we’ve underutilized the amazing advantages we have across the rest of the world. >We turned our backs on India. We turned our backs on the Commonwealth countries. >In the seventies, we decided that Europe was our future. That became the foreign office and political priority over decades. >We’ve turned our backs on large parts of the world where there is still a remarkable relationship between those former colonies and ourselves. >So we need to think more globally in every way.LET THEM INhttps://x.com/clashreport/status/2014689432129921137
Tomorrow marks 40 years since Voyager 2 made its closest approach to Uranus. It remains humanity's first and only spacecraft to have flown by the 7th planet from our Sun. Voyager 2 discovered 10 moons, and examined Uranus's ring system, discovering two new rings.
>>218751866>>218751877I saw some disgusting leftoid twink on twitter a few months back who tweeted something along the lines of "finally cleaned my room after 6 years" and it got tens of thousands of likes.When rorkes such as myself were incredulous at his indolence, his leftoid buddies responded that mental elf paralyses you to the point of not even brushing your teeth.I thought they were all memeing and humans couldn't be so pathetic.And yet here you are.
>>218751912good ladget the europeans out of englandget the commonwealth (indians, pakis, south/eastern africans in
>>218751920Yh cool anyways…
>>218751920why do you have that image saved
>>218751915many things have made close approaches to my anus and you don't see me celebrating
>>218751891Ask /balk/
jannies need to sort their shitty site out>>218751896cool, cheers
Done two shits today and a third might be on the cards
>>218751951Everybody has their fetishes.
>>218751915Pretty planets
>>218751968I don't take shitsprefer doing poos you see
>>218751912Nige was on Bloomberg the other day cause he was at DavosFemale lady journalist asks him why Reform-led councils are hiking council tax despite literally promising not to.He confidently counters with "well I went up and down the country and I never promised that once".she was like you weren't running for those seats, THEY were and they lied.He says the people voted for him as leader of the party and not those councillors so what those councillors said was irrelevant.If she was a slightly better journalist she'd have asked if that meant that all Reform politicians running in England locals, Scottish and Welsh parliaments in May should just be completely ignored given that only Nige's word matters - but she moved on. Nige is extremely charismatic and a good orator but when he's on the back foot he is quite the charlatan. Not leftypol by any means but it's his biggest flaw by a mile.
>homer bimpson
>chopping upLmao just get a takeaway
up the ra
>>218751915only a few hundred years until it becomes V'Ger
>>218751935just two male pedophiles having a wank over chat
so this is rorke
>>218752041>Lmao just get a takeawaythis is why poors are poor btwI grew up working class (emphasis on working) with a cab driver for a father, but all my friends were underclass and they were having takeaways 4-5 times a night.Ghastly stuff.Orwell was right about them you know (t. The Road to Wigan Pier).
three (I'm having a wank while reading it)
>>218751722can see your IP address mate
>>218752064>4-5 times a nightYou what
yankistan is a barmy country
>takeaways 4-5 times a night.thats a lot of takeaways
>>2187520644-5 times a night? That’s a lot of food
>>218751609Be honest, was it better than a Bigham's? And I want you to be honest because I'll be able to tell if you aren't.
>>218752045https://youtu.be/_qWUUM-Qbeg?t=60
>>218751912Uh, rorke? They're making fun of you again...
>>218751371shes lost a lot of weight shes not well x
>>218752074that's the kernel version mate
>can't clean my room or brush my teeth or boil an egg cos of menthol elf ??? Why aren't you dead yet
>enters thread>walks up to umbunnys room>peaks inside>sees umbunny sleeping in a cuddle-puddle with several other umbunnies>smiles affectionately before quietly shutting the door
>>218752099football won todaypraying artetanyahu fails again
>Alacritty in 2026oh my days leftypol
>>218751722Wish I could understand this all and have a cool rig to monitor stuff
regular socks just don't do it for me these daysbig fan of those compression socksmy feet don't feel as sore after walking and standing all day at work
america is back
another week over
>>218752137Stop being fat
>>218752100wouldn't knownever buy that ready meal SHITE
>>218752040>LosPollos
leftypol wants you to think this creature can reasonably agree to have her tits cut off
>>218752143highly doubt they'll make it back to the moon because theyve got too many wokes in nasa nowchina will have a man back on the moon first
>>218752157How DARE you talk about Charlie Bingham’s like that
>>218751966fuck off retard
>>218752154i'm noti walk and move around more in a single shift than you do all week
how's pooshowerlad getting on?
>>218752177leftypol's final form
random thoughtso glad we raped kokima in the game awardslittle slanty needed some humbling
>>218752199kojima*
Being John Malkovich is quite a bizarre movie.
>>218752157>wouldn't knowThought that might be the case. You seemed a bit clueless after rattling off ingredient after ingredient like it was a point of personal pride.>ready mealIt's a prepared meal made with carefully curated selection of fresh ingredients.
>>218752190Not difficult desu, I got to the gym four days a week but other than I just sit at my smelly computer
well that's a not nice video
>>218752192he must have had several showers in there by nowlittle does he know there are likely to still be all sorts of poo particles in the cracks
>>218750948mad how anglo saxon england was so obviously orthodox
i don't like myself
>>218752157good lad. they're pretty shit.
>>218752213Yeah I watched maybe half before turning it off, very odd.
>>218752189wait you're right hahafucking retarded me
oh now that you mention it I actually have had this shite once beforeHad the paella.Twas mid. Just cook lil bro.
>>218752064>Chapter Six deals with the food of the average miner and how, although they generally have enough money to buy food, most families prefer to buy something tasty to enrich their dull lives. This leads to malnutrition and physical degeneration in many families.I read a book called poor economics mentions how Indians do the exact same.Are poor people just retarded in general?
>>218752143Did you see Dame Maggie Aderin-Pocock, current Chancelloress of the University of Leicester and co-presenter of 'The Sky at Night', on Jools Holland on New Year's Eve? She mentioned how exciting it was the NASA look likely to launch another manned mission to the Moon as so far 'only 12 white guys' have walked on it? It seems sad that the pinnacle of science, industry and humanity can be considered unworthy of merit because BAMEs weren't involved
so... err... what's the deal with catholics then?
>>218751062why is leftypol so keen on supporting a misogynistic and homophobic child mutilation cult?
he said he might go live tomorrow
>>218752252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXIWRan3XGY
drive uncle
>>218752275james may did it better
fourth takeaway of the night on its way, lads
>>218751062
>>218752293^.^
>>218752250>t. aleksandar
In 13th century England, 49.5% Englishmen were either named:William (14.4%)Richard (10.4%)John (8%)Robert (6.6%)Hugo (5.4%)Roger (4.8%)
>>218752286yeswhy do they all have sky tooand why does leftypol get angry when you point that outI have a pretty decent salary and I still only stick to freeview (in all fairness I don't even watch tv but still)
>>218752143quite fancy the idea of exploring a gigantic piece of mobile machinery, personally
Think I’ll get a nice donner kebab for dinner
>>218752326>RichardA nation full of swinging dicks
>>218751062and how tall is she, 5'3" probably. doesn't work does it.
>>218752320>before college>after college
>>218752290booted english pricks out of france
>>218751062What the fuck
>coworkers all think I'm poor like them>really I'm actually a bit of a tarq and have received a lot of support from mummy and daddy>they're all talking about renting a place together while I'm lwk looking for a house to buy and maybe let outgenuinely unsure what to do, because I fear that if they learn how well-off I really am they may grow to resent mewe're all 22-23 btw
zoomers all putting those gay little coloured stars on their acne spots
>>218752326I literally have one of the most common names in the world.Not only is it common in the UK and throughout Europe, but in Latin America and even the bloody Arabs use it. Would have loved to have a unique name like Beau or Robin or Grunk or something.Feel like Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story where he sees how mass produced he is. Sad.
>>218752326willydickjohnson todger
>>218752367FOT
>>218752349we were Catholic when that happened thoughafter we turned prot we absolutely shagged you in every single war we fought
>>218752286>Are poor people just retarded in general?In general, yes. Of course, a genetic mutation can produce an occasional genius, and so too a child considered poor might be the first generation of his family to have sunk below the poverty line, and that for various reasons. But, it is clear to me that the bulk of poor people are poor precisely because they lack the intelligence to better themselves.
>>218752367take the opposite approachsay you can't even afford the rent as an excuse to dip out because of your dependents (looking after your bergs)
>>218752367keep it to yourself, poorfags can be very resentful of anybody with more money than them, pathetic really, but there we are
>>218752099Shite
>>218752374haha alri horace lad
>>218752367you were born in 2003why do you have coworkersshouldn't you be in nappies still
got a hard on
I’d eat Emma Watson’s poop.
>>218752367Never ever ever NEVER drop the façade. Don't let them get a hint or a trace. Never ever not EVER.
FUCK Charlie Bigham
>>218752408processing the mental image of an arab being called horace
picking bits and pieces out of my earsmelling itthen wiping it behind the sofa cushions
>>218752367why are you working a job with poor people if you can afford a housedont get it
>>218752320NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218752374>t. Marmaduke Excelsior d'Umfraville
>>218752411*presents hairy pooey arsehole*
>>218752388>we absolutely shagged you in every single war we foughtis that so? how come you've been kicked out of the continent then?
>>218752374alri jeshua
>>218752413why?
nth for the gyaldem
how many women do you know that aren't liberal
atb
>>218752374Scraniel my son
gyally demmies lad strikes again
quite the list for a simple drawing of a big tittied anime whore
glod
Scraniel the Spaniel
Crippled little rata
>>218752471bingoyou got it niggabet you feel like your shit doesn't stink right now
>>218752476Big up x
>>218752497
We need to get Aisha back hereShe’d come back, wouldn’t she fellas?
This game sucks but at least it’s being played in dogshit weather conditions.
Evening team. Catberg woke me up at 2:30 am and I was working 7:00 am to 17:00 pm so coming on 20 hours awake soon.
Chat shit Get banged
>>218752565shut up you disgusting tranny freak
>>218752550Isn't she fat now?
CHARLIE KIRK JUST GOT SHOT
>>218752565you'll have a good sleep tonight
>>218752615Dunno, it’s been a while, she could have lost the weight
CHARLIE BIGHAM JUST GOT SHOT
>>218752588Kino
we jerk for kirk
what the hell is chegg
CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER SO I SHOT HIM
>>218752656Loyd Grossman and the Dolmio man send their regards
>>218752588chat shitdo a shit panenka
>>218752427Because I just started a new job and we're all new graduates
>>218752692
>>218752692KWABOTY
>>218752074don't see it but changed my ip anyway :)>>218752450that pose makes her tit look weird
what's with the charlie bigham hate, just tucked right into one of his tikka masalas (for two)
https://files.catbox.moe/q5adh9.jpg
*quietly goes about being the best bomber of the war*
>>218752653would love to be in a self defence situation against a woman
>>218752717>(for two)got a sunday night date? xx
>>218752692Fun fact: The Panenka is named after Antonin Panenka, who first used the technique playing for Czechoslovakia
Guarantee GeoWizard has had many Charlie Bigham's in his time
>>218752714you dun goofed mate, got you backtraced to the cyberpolice
>mbappe>cameroonian father>algerian motherhow is he french again?
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH JUST DIED
>>218752684mad that the one whose finger got bit died during covid
>>218752746he's not
>>218752724
would like to be bullied by a woman who's bigger than me not gonna lie
>>218752746Born and raised frog
>>218752758shouldn't have colonised them then should you
>>218752746He's the new French
>>218752756the bitten finger is in the british museum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL7I5tCwhhsPEINDRE L'AMOURPEINDRE LA VIEPLEURER EN COULEUR
mad how all the SSRI does to me is make me fat, I still want to kill myself but now I just eat a fuckload
>>218752746he was given a piece of paper by an evil neoliberal government that says so, so that makes him just as french as Escoffier
>>218752776Just like school days
>>218752781now explain somalians in sweden
>>218752792one e33 doesn't make up for the existence of ubisoft
>>218752777nary an ounce of french blood in himi was born in japan i guess that makes me japanese
>>218752746>MbappeCameroonian/Algeria>Lamine YamalMoroccan/Equatorial Guinean>Brahim DiazMoroccan/Spanishwhy is the next gen all mutts
>>218752751Be quiet
Osama bin Laden, the founder of Al-Qaeda, had the video in his computer's audio/visual collection.
>>218752794THERAPED
>>218752776yeah that would be nice i think
>>218752686>Dolmio manAncient gimmick
>>218752808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcTpXgs15S4oh yea?
french niggers is it righto
>>218752699>Daddy didn't get him a jobCan't be that much of a tarq
>>218752805scandinavian genes love somalianslook at minnesomalia in the US, largest scandinavian diaspora population, largest somalian population
DON'T TASE ME BRO
Ya'll got any webms of that Henry VIII looking fella coming off the bus?
>>218752812Was your father a military man?
microwaveable meal just exploded inside the microwave
>>218752854yeah
>>218752830italians would never serve spaghetti like that
>>218752854>Ya'llend yourself
>>218752756https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Bit_My_Finger>Osama bin Laden, the founder of Al-Qaeda, had the video in his computer's audio/visual collection
>>218752835ass creed has like 2 good games at 10 bad ones, including the moon cricket samurai in the latest one
>>218752814>next genAnd what of JLingz?
>>218752854no I don't sorry
modern leftism has trained people to see the world not in terms of truth and responsibility, but in terms of protected identities and forbidden critiques of those identities. And everything is filtered through a hierarchy of groups that must be defended at all costs.
>>218752854I unironically do but you should genuinely top yourself for using y'all. You fucking disgrace.
>>218752885yea well you can't deny the ezio trilogy
>>218752905modern leftism is just tribalism no fixed principles
>>218752891give it a rest unc
might play some overwatch
>>218752905Here we have it lads. The most boring post you were ever seen on /brit/.
It is strange how the internet is an entire parallel universe, with bits of its culture bleeding into the real world around us. Mental really how we judge our own experience of time based on the release of a particular video on YouTube or the date a new site, like Instagram, launched (it was the 6th of October, 2010)
>>218752870yh. stationed in okinawa
>>218752938heh... young jesse....
>>218752905christ you're boring
yall so sensitive
Sucking down an espresso if that's alright with you lads?
Y'all ever smoke that Sweet Crystal?
>might play some overwatch
>>218752828wonder if she's good at pegging
>>218752947>>218752979only boring people are bored
BREAKING: ICE has officially been renamed to RAPE: Remigration of Aliens Policing & Enforcement
>>218752854bro cant even type y'all right that would be like me typing "ennit" instead of innit
>>218752985Well you're not sleeping tonight are you mate
>>218752985>22:23 at night on a work nightare you bloody mad
Don't make a new let's just camp out in here like outlaws >:)
>>218753001i say ennit
NEW>>218753037>>218753037>>218753037
>>218753022*kofs* they don't want folks like us no more
>>218753061nah
>>218752812If you're raised there or got citizenship, sure
>>218752955I remember when Facebook got launched
