van der graaf generator eidishion
poo smells lmao
going to read the bible do you just read it from the start like other fiction or is there a recommended order of the books
shitting all over the kitchen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-TXKdoi8WQ
>>218763866jesus dies at the end
it's early lunchtime
being an incel with food autism for only mashed potatoes doesn't mean you're a monk rorke
>>218763882sc
who was in the wrong herehttps://x.com/FeelYouHappy/status/2015017902882332798
>>218763882sinister
>>218763896>>218763920erm
heatherpaedos new obsession just dropped
I find the DailyMail comments on this article hilarious. People arguing about whether this is Labour's or Tory's fault. They have literal brainrot from politics.
reckon horny teenaged jesus ever wanked?
might start wearing makeup not in a gay way
>>218763944appears to be mostly americans doing thisthey are obsessed
>>218763944he is the king of brit, no one more based than this lad exists
Wow I've just discovered the thick paki lad at work who's married and devout Muslim is going on extended lunches with the 10/10 hapa bird
>>218763975why do you think anyone here cares?
>>218763902mad how there's a mental illness that makes you inclined to punch small children and women in the head
>>218763995You might enjoy how over it is for me
the muslims get married young. there was one at my work who was 24 and already had 2 kids
>>218764025*spends my life obsessing over this for some reason*
>>218764025
>>218764020used to be the norm here till gen x and milennials decided to destroy civilisation
my parcel has turned up after a neighbour brought it round. the evri driver had thrown it over their fenceit's not right
>>218763882
dmx kept saying he was going to give it to me but he never did
>>218764059Caught my neighbor digging through my bin cupboard once after his parcel got put there. Still don't know how he recognized the inside of my bin cupboard from the delivery photo
>UK braces for severe wind and rain as Storm Chandra namedoh fuck off
sad and scared
BBC news cares more about one armed violent agitator in American getting pacified than it does about tens of thousands of protestors being executed in Iran.
>>218764114When are we getting a Storm Mohammed?
Sir Smart Schoolboy9!
>>218764115me too
>>218763853>We are sincerely asking all women to please spend more time smelling their poo during bathroom breaks
>>218764169Sir Bradley Walsh
>>218764141
got the bladee on
>>218763944On what article?
>>218763944gay if you wouldnt
Polanski seems more interested in being personally popular with his zesty urban support base than he does actually running a competent political party.
do you think /brit/ affects our mental health?
>>218764298Greens have always been like that
>>218764317probably
suella braverman sex arse
could've sworn I clicked /int/
>>218764298His name is David Stephen Paulden
>>218764317no such thing
>>218764319It's left wing populists in generalCorbyn prancing about at Glastonbury is one example
we're taking the hobbits to isengard
stark naked with my cock n bollocks dangling in front of the air con and gently swaying from the breeze as we speak
>>218764390BORIS IS A WASTEMAN
>>218764401ummy
toil in 2 hoursi dont want to go
>say that tories ruined britain>recruit all their MPs anywayidgi
Currently committing chemical warfare on myself as I lock myself in the toilet and curl out this pooSaddam himself would blush at the gasses I'm creating
>>218764424Wow really original political observation you've had here mate Got any others?
Just saw rorke fall to his knees in asda
>>218764450why cant the government just admit they got it wrong?
Wanking to gay thoughts again
>>218764458Reform uk lining up to be the most ethnically diverse party in the commons>>218764465Screaming
Franz Kafka mfs be like >yeah we're like tree trunks in the snow or some shit. Looks easy for us to move but it's not because of the snow and that stopping us from rolling about
ummy peng
>>218764458Mad how there is literally no options for voting your way out of more immigrants
she's the ugly one right
>>218764480Reform only opposes immigrants who don't apply through the asylum system with a 99% acceptance rate
theresa maystormzygareth southgate2018 what a year
>>218764458kek youd have to be a real idiot to vote for them at this point
>>218764458the rorke-rasheed alliance is coming together and it's making leftypol nervous
>>218764458here's your anti immigration party rorkeenjoy
True ethno nationalists vote lib dem
>In 2018, she married Rael Braverman,[161] a manager of the Mercedes-Benz Group, whom she described as a "very proud member of the Jewish community".[162] The wedding was celebrated at the House of Commons in February 2018.[163] Rael Braverman, who moved to the UK as a teenager from South Africa, formerly lived in Israel.[164] Suella Braverman told The Jewish Chronicle that she has "close family members who serve in the IDF".[165]
Feeling a tad blue
What happened to the labour one who was meant to be defecting?
>>218764458this should trigger a by-election it's getting ridiculous
>>218764602Rorke discovers the entire world outside of Iran is controlled by the Jews
off to bed
>>218764515>I am free and that is why I am losthe was dropping bangers though undeniably
>>218764602right okay so is there any chance i could get a party that doesn't worship israelor is that not allowed
>>218764630no, it's not allowed
>>218764626he popped off with that one
>>218764623sleep tight froggerlook at him holding his little bear x
>>218764429Only just emerged from my gaseous lairThat was an intense 15 minutes
Boris Johnson to ReformHERE WE GO!
evil fascist right wing nazi party full of brown zionistsleftypol bewildered
>>218764616Alright big John
>>218763902the dad for not killing him
after tax, i made the equivalent of ~£46k last yearwould i be middle or working class in the UK?
>>218764664they literally are that though
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
>>218764679You'd be aristocracy mate
Reform is having its own Boriswave lmfao
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnsonberg
>>218764679Landed gentry
Braverman looks like the rat from flushed away
>>218764002i have that!
got accused of being a nazi, but i'm not because i disagree with a lot of hitler's policies, mostly economic ones
CRASHING THIS PARTYWITH NO SURVIVORS
>>218764679you'd be average by benefits standards and rich by working standards
>>218764721no one will remember boris after the nigelwave
Yeah but she's one of those BASED pakis
Wasn't there some labour MP that was meant to be defecting?
>>218764778the last cope before nigel sends rorke to the camps for being far right
not very cool to change teams because your team is losing
just defected to Reform, ama
business idea: find pornstars who look like a particular girl you know
>>218764791most of them defecate i reckon
>>218764819that's what grok's for
peng
>>218764819australians get sent to prison for finding her attractive because her tits arent big enough
>>218764819she looks like she stinks
What are we thinking for are Nige’s cabinet then lads?>Chancellor - Nadim Zahawi>Foreign Secretary - Zia Yusuf>Home Secretary - Suella Braverman>Defence Secretary - Robert Jenrick
got accused of being a pasty in greggs
Mad how badly Labour absolutely fucked themselves
the 'fast
>>218764819been trying to find a pornstar that looks like my sister for years
>>218764857chancellor has already been promised to jeckrickbergzia yusuf is the only one i sort of rate in the reform setup
>>218764874
Still voting Reform - sorry leftypol, you can concern troll as much as you like!
>>218764869so who is leftypol voting for then? because if they were all moving to Greens you'd see more than 79
what is rorke going to do
>>218764869labour will win the next general electionreform have completely blown it with these defectionsnow they'll just be seen as tory party 2.0
this country is finished
>>218764914many are saying this
>>218764914yeah but you can earn a few shekels from the destruction to come
business idea: put all the world's rorke on an island and see what happens
>>218764914No it's not, it's British!
wh*te people deserve this
sex with brown women
Rupert Lowe will save us
>>218764895Greens only attract students (don't vote), actual socialists (very small in number) and immigrantsThey're going to cap out at about 10-15% regardless of what the polls showOnce their policies are actually advertised to the public they may go lower
>>218764885Yeah are Zia is based but I would prefer are Robert in the MoD so he can coordinate with Israel on how best our armed forces can serve them and MIGA seeing how he is a based Zionist with an Israeli wife
>>218764957>>218764958I agree
>>218764947they would build a golden age of civilisation and femboys
>>218764947some guy did that already. Can't remember his name
>>218764980??
... getting up be like ...
>>218764966>send me £10 a month to Restore Britain™Rupert Lowe is the ultimate kike
>>218764966might move to great yarmoth
>>218764997is tim a big fan of chicago bulls and NBA legend michael jordan
I feel happy. I feel healthy. I'm a human being.
Adolf Hitler will save us
Ify wife plops out twins I'll shake one just to see the difference it makes
>>218764968The issue is some people vote for Greens not realising they're socialists
>>218764957>>218764958correct
>>218764968Mummykins and her friend vote Greens, “I want to do my part for the environment” Must be many such women out there even though they’re nowhere near winning in our area
britain colonised half the world so how can you complain about thisget real
>>218765006I wouldn't, it's a complete arse. It's actually one of those places that's such a dump it's almost charming.
/brit/ niggas opening Quick Reply with nothing to say but an urge to post so they just default to their 3 or 4 common phrases
>>218765027ironically all the coverage theyre getting might clue some people in
>>218765036You need to tell mummykins to get a clue
>>218765027right so their voter base is:>students (don't vote)>actual socialists (very small in number)>immigrants>dementia patients
Not gonna lie I would shag Suella Braverman
>vote Green for the environment
I don't vote I've never voted just can't be fucking arsedit's all fucking rigged anyway>>218765042shut up cunt
Why on earth would anyone vote for Reform now?
>>218765062You're a Braverman than I am Gunga Din
You should unironically BE voting Green because they are now the best party of the left.
>>218765074
I'm going commando and I just saw I've got a hole in my trousers on my inner thigh, you can see everything
>>218765081>Gunga Dinwhat's this then
>>218765061Don't forget the trannies
>>218765074to kill the tories>reform are literally the tories now thoughtrue but theres still value in the symbology of killing the tories
>>218765074Now what?
The sacred penis of Ing.
>>218765098What about Corbyn’s party (Your Party? What the fucks it called again)
>>218765046ktim
politicsmongs at it again. they talk like actual retards. "green is gay" "tory bad" grow up nibbas
Well, Rorke?
https://www.tiktok.com/@keirstarmer/video/7598575472988998934screaming at this
thanks for political debrief. It will come handy in the election we're having this week
>>218765107Zoomer
You would lads wouldn't you
>>218765134ngl i thought this could have been 'p by the image and context of the post
>>218765125zazah zulzana killed it
once the Tories fully merge with Reform they'll just be the US Republican party, they'll probably try to outlaw abortion too
>>218765128hate them. can we go back to talking about wanking and such?
>>218765135goes hard
>>218765134dont like the western asians me
>>218765142Whats her Neanderthal admixture proportion?
>>218765125My Party
>>218765109>reform are literally the tories now though >trueYou fucking idiot.
>>218765024hes been dead for nearly a century mate
>>218765135what the fuck
BRING BACK BORIS
>>218765142bent if you wouldn't
>>218765144so naturally you clicked on it
>>218765125meme party that only cares about palestine
Voting for Adolf Hitler in the Norfolk and Suffolk mayoral election
>>218765148>they'll probably try to outlaw abortion toobased
>>218765101Don't worry lad, not a lot of people walk around with a magnifying glass.
bring back nick griffin
>>218765173no one believes it farage
the irn bru isn't even open
>>218765185yh...
It is mad though how all the Tory non-white MPs have white spouses
>>218765142she looks a bit like rishi sunakim too racist to find any browns attractive, even the conventionally attractive ones
>>218765214dont blame him tastes like shite
>>218765214what are the chocolate bars
>>218765201hey Lois
(to the tune of Theme From S-Express by S-Express) I got the hots for pooboo budbud booboo bah budbud
>>218765228Last time I went out clubbing was 15 years ago when I was 18
>>218765234It does since they changed the recipe
>>218765254>15 years ago when I was 18
my sawed off shotty make ya do the moany groany
>>218765216and vice versajeremy huntjd vancecatherine blaiklockamber ruddliz trussright-wingers love race mixing
>>218765214tea cakes are peng as but I can take or leave the rest of it
Treating myself to a little incel pint
Where are all the women and children?
>>218765271why doesn't leftypol racemix
>>218765287Enhance...
>>218765271>vice versaThe opposite isn't true though, not all white MPs have non-white spouses>jd vance>catherine blaiklockNot Tories>amber rudd>liz trussTheir spouses are white
can't get over this
[*Members only post]
The lunchtime scran
>>218765315just don't like them
>>218765339I'll probably end up this way.
>>218765339ktim in approx 30 years
get them wanked off now
>>218765142>>218764838IMAGINE the smell.
>>218765327Andy Burnham drowning his sorrows
>>218765327Looks like El Kloppo
>>218765364would rather not
would go into the office if there were nice lasses to look at
>>218763818PROG!!! YIPPEE!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co7j7lWO4GMWhat's your guys' favorite music from Peter Hammill? I need to step out of my bubble and need recs
>>218765339There's a whole subsociety on YT which is like this
>>218765382fucking bitch
>>218765394the virgin shagger
>>218765364I've actually met her in-person years ago and there was nothing particularly notable about her smellAll the greasy posh Tory boys at the same event smelt worse if anything
>>218765394Wee rorke x
>>218764458fucks sake
>>218765394I wonder how much she was charging
>>218765386I like prog a lot, Caravan and Soft Machine is about as nerdy as I'll get though. Van de Graff is too much for me.
>>218765382work with several peng lasses and it genuinely does make the daily grind much more tolerable having them aboutdread to think what it's like to toil somewhere that's male dominated
*jiggles at you alluringly*
>>218765339LMAOoooooOooOo
>>218765382i would definitely go into the toilets after she's done a big poo and have a massive sniff wank
>>218765456ok
>>218765377does as well
>>218765436i toil at home the only women I see are the ones who working or shopping at tesco during my biweekly visit
>It is generally believed that some form of human tool or technique was used to make the trees grow or bend this way, but the method has never been determined, and remains a mystery to this day.weird
>>218765436Everyone working here is male aged 50+. I'm the youngest (30).It's grim. Nothing to look forward to every day. At least we get proper lunch breaks so I can escape and eat at the park watching cute women doing their daily jog
>>218765488Engineering?
just learned that sex is real and not some made up literary device. Can't believe it
>>218765394Escort lad unmasked
haha it's the same picture but small
>>218765437nature's sex arse
>>218765505If only, at least I'd get paid. I work in market research i.e. useless wank job
>>218765413why were you sniffing her you weird cunt
>>218765510I remember shagging my ex doggy style and thinking>Wow I'm actually having sex, this is what people having been hyping up all my life and I'm finally doing itand also>It's okay I suppose, my hand does a better job
>>218765510mental to think there's blokes going about ramming their willy up womens vaginas after just a brief interaction, utterly foreign concept to me
>>218765559ktim i felt mint for like 2 minutes then my calf started getting sore
>>218765489I want to see more but the picture goes big then small then big then small then big then small again how do I see more I just eant to see more not make the picture go small big small I need help thank you for your attention to this matter
>>218765559>Wow I'm actually having sexkek I can absolutely imagine myself having the same thought process
>>218765382shame about the retarded dancing
>>218765382
you think youre funny but youre not
>>218765580After having that thought I actually got cramp in my leg and had to stop until it went away kek. Honestly foreplay is fucking great, snogging, touching etc but actual penetration is overrated.
Women are very lucky they get a lot of freedom for what they can wear in the office. Men it’s kind of the same thing
>>218765597They wear masks to cover their ugly face
>>218765618>the freedom to spend a large portion of your time and money obsessing over how you lookno thank you!
My message is clear:
First time I kissed a girl I thought to myself "wow I can't believe I've actually got a girlfriend". She ghosted me shortly after.
my message is opaque
>>218765559ktim can never get into it at all as a fellow inner monologue autist
>>218765559alri mark corrigan
screaming
>>218765638sadly this is true of this one
the incels punching the walls after the shaggers all confirm that sex isn't even that good
>>218765652Just say you got no style unc
>>218765690That's the nialith from half life, isn't it?
>>218765685Honestly sex is weird and there were times I nearly laughed out loud during the act at how strange it actually is.
笑
mental to think there's blokes going about ramming their cocks up blokes pooey hairy arses after just a brief interaction
>>218765287Shite pour shouldn't be bubbling like that
>>218765559this is why I remain a virgin freakcouldn't handle that realisation me
rorke dying on a tropical beach letting the waves flush him away, he's with the turtles now
>>218765750was just saying this down the 7/11
amelia!
>>218765697>this oneThey're all insanely ugly without plastic surgery and tons of makeup
>>218765794
>>218765423"""nerdiest"" stuff i'm into is Brand X and Focus for these two tracks in particular (Focus 3 is such a good album man)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX4ELjQuJIYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg_XVMqbjN8 (Live performance of the same song)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVzjiNg1JjMThere's also Comus who made one amazing album, left for a couple decades, then made an okay album afterwards. I don't care to listen to out of the coma again to revisit my judgement.. maybe some dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhAmkEB94fA
>>218765801
>>218765794Amazing how that fucking game has done the opposite of what they were hoping for
>>218765782it's quite a nice realisation actually. that pivotal part of life you feel you're missing out on is suddenly not all that
amelia r34 ai videos
>>218765732Glad I'm not missing much
>>218765638mogs most british women by sheer virtue of not being a fat skank
>>218765840Cope on
>>218765817Moi & my ubereats delivery pal
dont ask questionsdont ask where i'm from
>>218765882Why
>Cope on
>>218765882Who are you? You're from the sainsburys, aren't you?
>>218765794>>218765803why do they keep forgetting her cheek mole
Resisting the urge to be a contrarian
get it made
I'll make it (I won't) (I will)
>>218765817>modi has blue eyesyou what
>>218761520>>218761520
>>218765956gollum gollum gollum
new>>218765990>>218765990>>218765990
