The relentless grind of toil edition
wales be like 'nigga fuck the big three, it's just big me'
>>218761520god I fucking hate toil please have mercy on me
>British businessman arrested after giving boarding pass to illegal migrant >Kandiah Rajagopal, 52>Mr Rajagopal, who received British citizenship after seeking asylum in the UK
Mad how today the office would have been 100% leftypol who changed the date
George cucking himself on Seinfeld
>>218761667That doesn't happen mate
Now Jerry's doing it
think i've got noise autism
jerry get ipad
met karl pilkington down the chippys once, nice bloke
kramer raped george
anyone still play fortnite here
Sitcom but it's the episode where an EMP's gone off so no one can use their mobile phones
>>218761737yeah, just got into it a few months ago.
poo roo
>>218761523BODIED THAT MENTALLY ILL FREAK
shagging a mans hairy poo arsehole
>>218761799dont take this the wrong way mate but I actually think you'd be a really good kisser
>dont take thus the wrong way mate but I uctually thunk you'd be a rully good kusser
>>218761616British identity is for the goyim and foreigners They will never be English
>>218761809>>218761830want to see you two kiss now
>>218761741George get breakup text just before EMP and pretends like he never received it
>started a conversation on hinge by talking about trains How do I rescue this?
she's so peng
Doing a Google image search
that's not safe for work
Doing a good image search also
>>218761875Real ones know
thinking about pooing and screaming x
>>218761924depends where you work
most of the blokes at my work have page 3 girls from 20 years ago taped to the inside of their locker. for what reason, i wonder
>>218761830lol raped that coconut
having a shriekwank neighbours aren't pleased
>>218761965
Work at child porn incorporated me
a lot of the posts here don't advance any form of propositional content
remembering that year mum got me a page 3 girl calendar for christmas
>motht of the bloketh at my work have page 3 girlth from 20 yearth ago taped to the inthide of their locker. for what reathon, i wonder
>>218761982a lot of straight men are such insecure fags that they need to constantly remind themselves (and the other straight men around them) how straight and manly they are
he Lovedthem !!
>>218762012i had one as well in the kitchen, used to get my parents to buy me nuts and zoo mags
>>218761999s
mad how obvious it is that women are the problem but retarded boomer girl dads won't let us make them subordinate
>in my nonce phaseare we deadass right now?
Keep a collection of page 3 girls but only from before they changed the age limit to 18
criticism is the mother of unhappinessreplace criticism with praise and happiness will explode
>>218762038You sure it wasn't filipino child porn
>>218762054>hello i am a pedophile give me (You)s nownext gimmick please mate x
>>218762038
>>218762038um... mate...
traci lords porn
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1766/61/1766613998236.jpg
>>218762086
>>218762086fanbergs went mental when i clicked on this
>>218762073scrak
the (you) economy is tough right now. nonceposting is one of the few ways to get by
>>218762086hands were tied behind my back by john mcdonald to prevent me from clicking this
white power
>>218762073Will be a short run gimmick when the janny takes his wrath on me desu
Explaining to Rorke that "Mr Nice" is an autobiography about a drug dealer and not one of the Mr Men books
>>218762116HOWLING
>>218762098*boompf**boompfboompf**boompf*
one aus flag here that gets REALLY defensive about harmless nonce jokesmassive "touched up by his uncle" vibes
>>218762100Just so you know I meant to reply to >>218762066x
oh my god rorke mate he’s fucking done you againhttps://youtube.com/shorts/fsRRj8BtH9I
whats this about then?
>>218761520i got that mug for christmas this year
toilberg not happy I dont want to spend my own time going to a corporate face to face event 200 miles away. surely they should pay me for travelling
>>218762145that cunt's mind is literal yoghurt at this point
>In my nonce phase
>>218762145yikes. a jokes a joke but this is just deranged weird cunt needs a break from the internet pronto
>>218762145Sc
infant for brekky
how are you getting baited by posts spaino made 2 years ago get a grip
>>218762152for me its sports direct "the behemoth"
We've all had that phase, come on now.We all had a quick glimpse of something on /b/, or by the Polish poster of olde /int/, and felt a twitch.
oh gross my placemat is dirty
>>218762188project on
>>218762142don't get it
>>218762185think you're missing the point (probably deliberately)
>>218762199whats the point then
how old were you lads when you had your first nonce phase
>>218762203lets start off by you telling us what you think is going on
sir scampi supper
>>218762209a poster making bbc posts
>>218762169Is he wrong?
how to not look dead in the eyes in mirror quick fix
>>218762192thoughts on this? >>218762145this was before you mindraped him so hard he abandoned the trip
*frantically calling up ofcom and reporting this thread*
Aussie is rightI meanif you could wank to this you're a nonce>>218761875
>>218762224nothing gets past you does it
>>218762206i don't really see how you can have a nonce "phase"if you go down that path, your brain gets rewired and you're probably hooked for life
>>218762186i'm dumb so i don't get it, but it sounds big so i'm sure it's lovely
>>218762249'
>>218762188>guys get this i want to fuck children LOL isn't that hilarious what do you cunts even get out of posting this shit you don't even have the decency to make real jokes or anything it's just you posting "hello i enjoy looking at child porn" hundreds of times over and over. you need locking up
>>218762249suppose you'd know all about the psychology of nonces eh
>>218762271See >>218762134
does nonce phase include jail bait
>>218762271most of these so-called jokes are from people who never had any mates growing up so they never had that peer-correction that helps people know when they take things too far. they never developed fully
>>218762292um
>>218762228sorry you're mistaking me for someone else, i don't know all the weird lore
>>218762292just the jail part hopefully
bummed a child for a stag do dare
it's giving gay porn
>>218762291people will react angrily when you go out of your way to act like an insufferable nonce? fucking groundbreaking observation mate lol
>>218762334
>>218762343demolished that gallowsbait
when I handwrite, I often forget to dot my Is and Js
cooling off the oul family jewels in front of the pedestal fan now the whole room reeks of vinegar and sardines
This is how the heir to Franco in Spain got assassinated. Mad. Car literally flew.
how did he get down
>>218762334howl
The nonce phase is when you’re underagedI do NOT consent to children engaging in such things (consensual noncery really)
>>218762387Did he cheat with that ladder
gentlemen, set phasers to nonce
>>218762141>YouTube shortsOk unc
>>218762409carrying that big arse ladder all the way up there is NOT cheating in my book
got me whites in the wash
read that as big nonce ladder
>>218762418is it possible to walk from canberra to syndey
>>218762464leftypol flummoxed
got me browns and blacks on the deportation boat
The Japanese ladies at the (ai chat roleplay) soapland love me
>>218762463might take a while
>>218762463yeh
happened to me LOL!
I hear you're a terrorist now leftypol
so tired of it all
Stinky things come from Emma Watson’s butt.
https://vocaroo.com/1fOTKACITk3U
>>218762511leftypol acting hard for once in his life (but only in areas he knows no ICE agents are present in)
>>218762514you can't suffer
>>218762382mental
rorke lacks the temperament for greatness
>>218762493>>218762505thx
>>218762152>>218761520that mug is fucking retarded. the marks should be either on the inside so the drinker can see them or on the outside so the speaker can see them
it saddens me deeply that brits will never experience the thirst crushing power of a SOLO ©
>>218762601>>218762152>>218761520*or the mug should be TRANSPARENT so the speaker can see the coffee level holy SHIT I am retarded HOW THE FUCK did I fuck UP this simple of a post
find reading very relaxing. helps me de-stress from toil
>>218762623This, but wanking
Imagine the braps.
>>218762618wasted your 5 mins on the sole communal latvian computer on this
>>21876152095-98% of the homeless in the USA aren't even homeless people. They are just meth heads that want to live under bridges and dried up river banks or places they can use it not getting caught leaving messes and destruction. Not even counting the meth heads living with their families still or working jobs it is millions of meth heads in the USA. Off of it they are yelling, extremely angry at regular people, and doing retarded shit. Their dealer is a really good guy apparently. The nicest person they know. If you see someone with anger issues they are most likely a meth user. Luckily we have growing surveillance systems to monitor them and lead to arrests. However, that is not enough to stop some people from getting in a car crash by someone high on meth/crack or getting robbed by them and other sick shit. There are places for meth heads. It's called prison and rehab. Anyone that enjoys working with them can help them at narcotic rehab centers. Currently in the USA in some states you are allowed to freely smoke meth and not get in any trouble or get checked. Be vigilant if you decide to travel to the USA. Crack cocaine is another issue there. Stay employed so you can be safe and not have to live next door to a meth head or a crack house. You don't want to live where drug dealers are shooting each other for meth. Love your job and work hard every day, and give your manager chocolates every now and then. Even if they are an asshole.
>>218762645scrim
>>218762645sc
>>218762645pooing
>>218762653put the fries in the bag lil bro
Since 1970 there has been a reduction of 60% in sperm counts among men in the West and AsiaI'm short by 2050 no man outside of Africa will be able to have children
>>218762607Interesting little fact: Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator in Idiocracy is a reference to Rondo the Thirst Crusher which was the yank version of Solo in the 1970s
>>218762691There’s some Jewry afoot concerning this fact no doubt.
>>218762691>I'm shortHA HA!
>>218762691>I'm shortI bet you are wacking off to bwno fantasies
Amazing Australian soft drink lore
>>218762653ooohh War and Peace ova here
>>218762691love being a white man with a fat cock that shoots massive loads daily so i automatically don't have to care about any of sexless freak doomer shit parroted by autistic dicklets such as yourself
melons bigger than your head
>>218762601>>218762618fair point tbqh. i hope the rest of your monday gets better xx
>>218762726don't get us started on kirks
don't like it when people are mean to each othercan't stand to see all the hate in the worldwar and fightingi'm turning into a woman lmao
>>218762799>i'm turning into a woman lmaopics x
>>218762799DON'T WATCH CAT GETS SQUASHED
>>218762799>watching that webmmuh heart
Beautiful cat with clinical depression
>>218762464laughed out loud
>>218762799timmy having an identity crisis because his prefrontal cortex has developed
rumours persist that mouselord is working on his first children's book
>>218762799catberg saved was he suicidal?
>>218762142Strange bloke, ridiculously charismatic but fucking weird.
need to start shovelling out from this snow soon
>>218762849Didn't know his reading ability was that advanced. Good for him
>>218762861Know enough bogan pooftahs that he's no novelty
finished some corporate assessment for some job I've applied for. feeling dread about it all
>>218762799Rorke growing out of his edgy teen phase at the ripe young age of 36.
>>218762886kahtim kahtim katiiiiiimmmmm!!!!!!!
>>218762886my heart
toil video of our polish office and its literally just biomass there wasn't one pole in sight
feeling generally happy because i started eating the gf's arse and she's fine with itsex now usually starts with tongue in arse for foreplan while i toss myself offvery good she doesn't think i'm a freak
>>218762902im 37 actually
don't like seeing animals splattered but the vids where chinks or jeets get squished are quite funny
>foreplan
>>218762929I could've sworn you were only 17. Mad that
got a poo brewing
>>218762931love that vid of the indian zookeeper who's abusing an elephant and it finally snaps but it doesn't go on a rampage or anything it just starts slowly and methodically flattening the cunt's body parts one by one with its legs like it's doing origami lol
>>218762981ok
tongue in arse for fourchan
>>218762981Yes mate you seem like a normal well adjusted individual
>>218763002when on earth did i ever imply that
>>218762981cor I need a link
refuse to buy any other bread than jasons sourdough now it's just so good
Had a dream that I had a new housemate, a black woman with massive tits that would wear low cut tops and let me squeeze themWas honestly peng proper disappointed to wake up
in job interview i got asked which months have 28 days in the them. i said february. the cunt says no they all do.they simply didn't want me right? that's not an interview question for a job .
>>218763026JASON
>>218763023haven't seen it for years tbqh just google elephant crushes indian or something
hi lads :D
>>218763026I've started doing this too. Not a fan of their variants though. The classic one is peng.
>>218763043It was a joke retard, they were shit testing to see if you have a sense of humour.
Saw the sunrise over the hill again this morning on my walk home from the petrol station. Two weeks all to myself now. Grabbed a can of Monster Energy Mango Loco and a Rustler on my way out. Tucking in as we speak.
just had a very sloppy, very smelly, and somewhat explosive poo
>>218761532NIGGA BUM
>>218763026I buy Sainsbury's finest own brand and shove it in the freezer as I only ever eat bread as toast.
>>218763043sc you've been done
>>218763085grow up
>>218763056*flies across the thread crotch-first and shoves my knob in that stupid gaping maw of yours*
>>218762981One of my favs, live how he gets softly squished and flattened like gumNo sympathy for animal abusers
I don't find the nonce jokes funny at all because I don't know if the poster is a nonce or not. If my best mate who ive known for years and know he's not a paedo made a being a nonce joke maybe i'd find it slightly humourous because of preposterous it would be but some anon? nah it just gives 'finally I can say I'm a nonce but act like I'm joking' vibes
>>218763085wipe up
>>218763116you dont have any friends
thanks to chatgpt i have my day's work done and it's not even middayoff to the offie to get some high strength cider vapes and snacks and have some filthy WFH wanks
>>218763130Weird projection, I have many irl friends
>>218762981Okay but Australia will be majority Indian in 20 years
>>218763113elephants especially with their intelligence and everything
>>218763116if anyone irl ever made a nonce joke of the kind you find here I'd forever have them pegged as a nonce and do my best to avoid them
>>218763134grow up
>>218763154that would bother me if it was any other race tbqh but indians literally aren't human, they're basically just pigeons, nothing more than a mild inconvenience
>>218763176you think i should work extra for shekelsberg?
dont have any work to do at all me. Just been sat here for two hours doing nothing
>>218763023>>218762981this one?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1769426360631656.webm
>they're basically just pigeons
>>218762886my and dad and me when i was a kid :3
>>218763221they sound like it too
rorke putting his advance notice of leave in his Outlook signature
>>218763220fuuuuck he's stil alive after all that as well
>>218763220lmao you were right about origami
i should be at home playing dragon quest not toiling
>>218763220there's an even worse one when the guy isn't a zookeeper. he just walks up to an elephant and squares up to it. then the elephant crushes him and you can hear the man's family in the background screaming out
>>218763220he give massage
>>218763259ok
>>218763220kino
okjeet is fuming
>>218763248And their leave is for one day in August
>>218763249He looks very dead to me
>>218763248ktim
In my cot, got fresh nappys on, got mr teddy and mr blanky, got my dummy to suck on, might be time for beddy byes
>>218763116and if he is, what would it change? are you going to beat him up over the internet? get your knickers in a twist?have a laugh and stop being such a woman
i'd forgotten that the elephant lifts the cunt's flattened body up with his trunk and triumphantly shakes it about before throwing it back to the ground. such deeply human animals it's actually unreal
>>218763220Holy moly
>>218763325if a close friend was a nonce? I'd probably break his nose, call the coppers, and never talk to him again
Elephants never forget.
just finished punch drunk love (2002), giving it an 8/10 since it was just an absolute delight heres my film ratingsprisoners (2013) - 7/10the hunt (2012) - 8/10eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (2002) - 9/10the insider (1999) - 7/10 nobody (2021) - 1/10mystic river (2003) - 8/10the master (2012) - 8/10 noroi (2005) - 6/10the devil's advocate (1997) - 5/10the fugitive (1993) - 6/10eyes wide shut (1999) - 6/10one battle after another (2025) - 6-7/10punch drunk love (2002) - 8/10
>>218763248how do you even come up with this stuff lmao
>>218763360inb4 the noncegoblins get mad at this
>>218763385nobody (2021) asked
>>218763385Only seen two of these, I put off seeing eternal sunshine for years as it looked like romance slop but it was very good. The cult scene in Eyes Wide Shut is amazing but the rest of the film isn't great.
>>218763397observation isn't it
>>218763409screm
rorke eating peas
Sourdough bread and air fryersTwo of the biggest modern cons for idiots
>>218763385holy IMDB
>>218763409
>>218763385>the hunt (2012)imagine getting molested by mads mikkelsen that would be terrible
>>218763385letterboxd on
>>218763360the random people online you mong
Twirling my moustache at the poo-scented bread
>>218763385Watch Hell Drivers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8
>>218763220
you guyts arent nice
>>218763471thats my image get back here thief
cara
Mousey watching so many Kitchen Nightmares clips he thinks he is actually Gordon Ramsay
>>218763480
>>218763476little nigger cunt
>>218763476lot of very cruel people here. not good people like you and me *rapes u*
just read one wokepedia that 1-2% of all the population has green eyes mad that (am one of them)
>>218763494you will not get away with this
>>218763494scram>>218763495scraming>>218763496dont do that
>>218763494lool
Wish I had the artistic skills to create rare bradleys, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
>>218763530
just written a strongly worded email to the 4chan moderation team about the crime thats just taken place
>>218763530Your time is better served scouring The Chase on ITVX for new basic Bradleys
>>218763530me when off the eccies
imagine if that movie review aussie mong reviewed those movies on a popular reviewing website and I found the profile and therefore his online username on multiple websites
>>218763530https://pixlr.com/express/?tool=filter
43 year old man btw
imagine if a kiwi for once didn’t mention australia in his post
>>218763600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhwi thought he was gonna say the n word
it's not a crime to be gay, rorke
>>218763600you know it smell crazy in there
>>218763634It should be though.
>>218763603>flag
ftm troons all call themselves milo or noah like what is that all about
>>218763603kek feels good to live rent free in inferior people's heads
>>218763588hlep
live a rather pious life but not in the religious way Probably a word for that but idk
>>218763688in what way are you pious?
>>218763688Spiritual
>>218763686bradders radar
>>218763707bradar
>>218763710s
not sure what atheists mean when they say they're 'spiritual but not religious' think it's just a coping mechanism and denial hopefully they'll see the error of their ways before it's too late
i enjoy seeing groups of people i don't like suffer
>>218763751alri satan
>>218763703like a monk or some shit but i don't do it for religious reasons
>>218763776so how are you like a monk then?
>>218763788
>>218763810He doesn't have sex
>>218763818>>218763818>>218763818
