imagine getting dick-killingly obese for some weird oriental sport

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>>218773875
King Henry II was 6'2 and a jolly happy bloke who loved fighting. He was portrayed as a depressed twink who hated violence

>>218771726
as ridiculous as mass immigration into europe i reckon

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looksmatched or nah?

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nth for the holodem

You're making the thread boring and retarded on purpose just so I will leave, aren't you?

>>218773915
*scurries over to you.*
*leans into your ear*
you mean Henry V

wish something would happen so that i'd have an interesting life like out of a film

eating a roasted red squirrel

Bullying incels is punching down

>>218773937
Looks matched but already posted last thread

I'd love a Far Cry set in a dictator anarcho america with roaming federal agent kill squads and citizen militias they've done africa and south america caribbean stop beating around the bush there's so much stuff to use now

>>218773937
imagine getting murdered by a "racist" caricature come to life
I bet he'll be out and free to murder more people in 2035

>>218773979
FC5 was great
then they ruined that with new dawn
nobody cared about the brown girls

i'm an incel and loving it

>>218773962
Henry VIII was 6 foot plus aswell

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>>218773979
they already have made that game

FREE LUCY LETBY
FREE AGALOBOBO ACABAGOLO

>>218773979
far cry 5 you imbecile

that's another one to the list of white people killed by browns

>>218774010
>FC5 was great
it was shit, only the music was good

>Spirulina is generally safe but can cause mild issues like headaches, digestive upset (bloating, diarrhea, cramps, nausea, gas), fatigue, dizziness, muscle pain, or skin irritation

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>>218773949
she'd get it

DJ Mousey - Spiders In My Hair (Extended Dance Mix)

>>218773971
Strong "Davido-kun loves Japan" vibes
The best anti-weeb video to EVER be made

restored a ship with a cool sounding prefix like fireborn or whatever but the game bugged and changed it to some lame name from my previous ship that I've already salvaged

this is the thread l finally convince everyone my political opinion is correct

>>218774043
Full of cyanotoxins

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>>218774048
That's not Aitor

>>218773937
she'd probably have been quite attractive if she'd lost like 4 stone

>>218774064
true

GF says she has an incel fetish so she can't have sex with me haha

>>218774043
>diarrhea
FOY
>I-I copied and pas-
Edit it next time lazy incel cunt

>>218774079
*lasy

Far Cry was fucking boring, one of those games that appeals to the unlikeable virgin freak in your friend group, not me, i was a battlefield bad company 2 man myself

>>218774079
grow up mate

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just browsing books and that

walked into work this morning and immediately got a hug from a female colleague, is this what being normal is like because it's pretty nice

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>>218774048
>Davido-kun
ffs forgot about that

>>218774042
It was great actually the music, as the game looked nice of course but the story wasn't on the same level as far cry 3

>>218774102
bet her poo REEKS

>>218774102
Angry incels
>grrr only us bvsedcels can go to bookshops. Not that I ever leave the house!
Me, a shagger
>I would like to have sex with her

>>218774102
grrr only us bvsedcels can go to bookshops. Not that I ever leave the house!

going to cook very shortly
by cook i mean chop some veg then lash it in an air fryer for 15 minutes then lash this in a tortilla wrap with sriracha and cheese

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>>218774044
frr

>>218774156
it suffered the montana setting as RDR2 came out and bodied it

>>218774084
>battlefield bad company 2
based

Books are for plebs
The only books you can buy at waterstones are books like "Stop giving a F*CK: how to stop caring" and "Why I'm no longer talking to White people about race"
complete and utter shit. If you read books you're a mong

>>218774102
I would like to have sex with her.

>>218774208
i read footballers autobiographies

>>218774208
ok

>>218774210
baffling post

>>218774039
not really a brown is he

>>218774102
me and my mate used to do it every day while skipping uni

>>218774208
the subtle art of not fucking a f*ck

>>218774102
reading on an ereader is such a better experience than a physical book. anyone going to book shops is a performative cunt

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>>218774084
BC2 was good but Far Cry 3 was also good. But which was better?

>>218774219
kino

>>218774102
why do women have big butts

i don't give a frick

>>218774243
bugman

>>218774190
hope you put some raw onion on it

>>218774243
Yes we know you don't go to bookshops this was addressed

>>218774258
cushioning for when they're getting rammed by chad

This is why the UFC is shit, this is just a brawl between two people that can kind of fight and they're both supposed to be the best in the sport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmIIMB3HuaI

>>218774243
>anyone going to book shops is a performative cunt
really virginous post

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>>218774102
corrrr an attractive female!

baking a poo

>>218774243
i like books because i dont want to look at a screen all the time

Valentine's Day the man is expected to pay for everything ffs

simply refuse to go anywhere or do anything where there is the remote possibility of interacting, contacting or seeing a woman, both in real life and online

>>218774299
im sure you could 1v2 them m8

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>>218774260
what's wrong, la?

>>218774243
>reading on an ereader is such a better experience than a physical book
yes yes and you can emulate all ROMs on a Raspberry Pi for free we know

6000 alcohol related crashes happen in the UK every year

no korean

>>218774321
a 300 ppi e-ink display looks more like paper than a screen though

>>218774360
6001
WE GAAN

>>218774370
Still a screen so he is correct, next

>>218774332
I can't fight at all, I'm just saying if you gave a pro boxer a year to learn wrestling and how to kick he would probably easily be number 1 in his weight class

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>>218774338

>>218774329
kek this is me
horrible avoidant i am

spend all day reading this and other sites on a screen but would never read a book on on because um err l dunno its woke

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fuuuuuuccccckkkk

I geniunely listen to people ITT and take their advice especially if it's financial

Tesco's own-brand salted tortilla chips are as peng as any Dorito. Sadly, their other flavours are absolutely disgusting

>>218774424
thats a child

>>218774434
great to know

>>218774435
17 is legal pops

Masturbated like 3 times to the memory of fucking the escort yesterday.

It was honestly so good. I was on top in missionary and went pretty hard which I didn't before. I was kind of worried I was hurting her but she seemed to take it well, made lots of eye contact which I loved.

>>218774425
same
on an unrelated note i've got to dash lads, the food bank's closing
see ya x

>>218774434
tesco is shit. fuck you

>>218774424
corr, perfect amount of body fat

>>218774452
ahaha great stuff

>>218774424
god i wish she'd use my mouth as her toilet

>>218774243
charity bookshops are kino

>>218774452
That you have to pay not for sex but the mere encounter of human warmth in a glance is utterly miserable

>>218774510
Everyone pays for sex, mong

>>218774299
glad the scouse cunt lost

>>218774434
most own-brand is better, can't remember anything i'd buy branded, maybe red bull

>>218774449
It's an interesting phenomenon with Tesco, where one of a range of products will be peng but the others will taste like floor sweepings. Their jalapeno houmous, for example, really hits the spot. Their regular houmous and the various other flavours thereof? Fucking disgusting.

>>218774510
fuck you you cunt for replying to him i hope you die i hope you get instant eye metastasis to arse cancer and you die you horrible cunt

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bwrlay

i look like that

not voting for reform anymore
theyre taking the fuckign PISS

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>>218774360
carmongs are too arrogant and entitled so this will never change

>>218774434
dvde. lvdl and vldv are better. only 9p a bag

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The modern world isn't sustainable

>>218774586
scream

far better bookslag than ruby
https://www.instagram.com/bethfiit/

>>218774586
I love being able to drive. You meanwhile are too poor/nervous to ever drive (HERE COMES THE COPE!!!!).

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It's real.

mental and mad

you're basically a certified mong if you dont shop at aldi at this point

>>218774533
Pepsi Max is the pengest cola on the market, end of.
KP's peanuts are far better than any others, more for the texture than flavour but still a big part of the eating experience.

A lot of chocolate/biscuits/etc used to be better off-brand, but since they all started mixing sugar and sweeteners I think the brands have retaken the lead.

>>218774618
right well they've won my vote back

>>218774586
F off back to britfeel you twat
Even some of them no-hopers can drive

i'm not going to click on an instagram link

>>218774581
wonder what farage will do if the recent slump in reform's polls becomes a long term trend thanks to them proudly proclaiming themselves the tories 2.0: even more muslims edition

>>218774624
Their chickens taste slimy. Otherwise, they're pretty good.

>>218774618
Yeah I don't think so

>>218774586
>carmongs
cringe lol
you're obviously too stupid and autistic to drive

feeling down

>>218774638
stone cold incel fact #14

>>218774630
Poorfags willl say the Lidl/Aldi versions are better even though they cannot afford the proper brands to compare

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So, this is rorke

>>218774624
their organic range is lacking though

love walking to work every day. good exercise, its about 7 miles each day. I walk down a main road and around rush hour I see all these sad and depressed faces of fat ugly women and balding norwood 5 bugmen in their little wage cages honking their horn BEEP BEEP GET OUT THE WAYYYYYY IM TRYING TO GET TO WORK HERE!!

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>I love being able to drive.

penguins are anglo coded animals
what others?

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watching Columbo from the beginning again

oofff the carmongs are easily triggered

>>218774616
good post
they really are just scared/poor. changing oil to them might as well be brain surgery too

>>218774666
if you say so satan

the automotive industry shills are in

Here's that aforementioned cope (from someone too poor to even afford the bus LOL!)
>>218774675

>>218774525
yeah if youre going out with some dead eyed eastern European or gook some women actually enjoy sex

need off this hellish island

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>I love being able to drive.

>>218774677
barn owls

PIP bennies hit the bank tonight. It lush x

>>218774677
badgers

to be fair this country is literally hell

all my chickens just came home to roost

>>218774677
rats

its not the 1950s anymore, there are virtually no benefits in live to driving in Britain over taking public transport and walking. No excuses really, you're just mogging yourself with more things to pay for for the privilege of listening to BAME voices on radio 1 every morning

>>218774688
Yep very true
>>218774713
Makes no sense even as a scrambled cope

>>218774713
PHWOAR

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>>218774699
Move to America

>>218774719
you get the full £140 lad? what flavour of gimp are you?

>>218774745
no thanks

>>218774713
wow yeah you won there

evening de lids

>>218774733
>intelligent
>clean
>friendly
>social
>enormously successful
>terrible reputation circulated by the envious

>>218774745
*Gets shot*

there's no war on drivers but i wish there were

I walk back from my work place and get back almost always 30 minutes later. Carmongs are sat in traffic and dont get home until 7pm LOL

>>218774739
nobody's forcing you to turn on the radio but you can't exactly avoid them on public transport or while you're walking can you

I am a Sainsbury's man through and through and nothing will ever change that

i prefer listening to bame voices on a bus or a train in person

I know it isn't all of them but whenever I see an Irish flag I just imagine they're touting whatever the EU wants them to say (it is all of them actually)

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Drink up baby, stay up all night
With the things you could do
You won't but you might
The potential you'll be that you'll never see

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>>218774782
Smol price to pay for utter pengness

i need a boyfriend

cagers proving how entitled and arrogant they are

>>218774299
fucking hell, pimblett has longer reach but is getting beat to the punch in every clip

>>218774526
why?

drive 1 hour 30 minutes to work everyday, usually got the big tunes on

>>218774798
dont see the appeal, outdated fucking shit hole if you ask me. A dying brand, expensive, their home brand is dogshit and theres no attempt at all at lower prices

¿Dónde está «Toby Gamer»?

>>218774805
honestly very tragic stuff, the irish obviously belong in a union with us but they (reasonably) hate the idea because of how we mistreated them down the centuries :(

>>218774739
>you're just mogging yourself with more things to pay for for the privilege of listening to BAME voices on radio 1 every morning
I don't listen to Radio 1 while driving. What a fucking bizarre post on your part.

have you seen what they did to Vauxhall?

>>218774719
feeling really down. don't want to work anymore. help me what do i need to know?

>>218774810
Miami isn't peng at all. The west coast and Northeastern states are peng, but nobody wants to live in Miami unless they've had a lobotomy. You'll be trying to sell us on Nebraska and North Dakota next. lol

>>218774832
>expensive
if you're using a nectar card it's no worse than tesco
>home brand is dogshit
fair comment but I hardly ever buy home brand
>no attempt to lower prices
again, nectar card

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>>218774811
>i need a boyfriend

>>218774863
yeah mad and mental, used to be wasteland and a royal mail depot. that one way system is one of the worst bits of road in london, seen 3 crashes there

>>218774856
Whats bizarre about the fact runts sit in traffic listening to the radio, with the most popular station being radio 1? What an autistic fucking retard you are, must be the car fumes you've been huffing sat on the M1 for 30% of the entire year LOL

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good book was this
luv'd the 90s me

>>218774510
Not my fault I was cursed with poor social skills and a girl rejected me in school which crippled me.

Why do Brazilians hate us
Seen lots of em on the xitter calling us subhuman, looking down on us for being tribal while Rome was thriving, saying we deserve all the misery we have
I’d get it if we were Irish but what did we ever do to them. Also do they think they are Romans or something because what does a Brazilian have to be proud of

Incels think all drivers have to listen to Radio 1. What the fuck is /r9k/ teaching them?

>>218774810
vocaroo yourself saying this

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>>218774878
Anyone who says this is coping hard. It's expensive. Complaints about miami are due to affordability

>>218774815
mongboy

>>218774739
nervous poorfag cunt finds yet another excuse to not drive

1xtra is the one for BAME isn't it

that radio 1 comment really did his brain in hahahahaha

>>218774424
Looks like she would be VERY bitchy and quite mean.

only good radio station is rinse

>browsing the 'tube
>see a leftypol video for some reason
>give it a click out of curiousity
>every single comment is from the right
how does that happen did the algo decide this was a right wing video or something

>>218774923
you just revealed your own ignorance

>>218774811
don't we all?

>>218774970
whats the video

I always thought radio 2 was the most popular
in any case I listen to radio 4 because im better than you

its mandated that all car-havers can only listen to Radio 1 at all times because *frogimage.png*

might head over to /cum/

>>218774923
because they have double digit iqs and live in favelas
it's like being upset that a monkey tried to bite you

>>218774994
can't find the link but the title was "Why you want to suck cock all the time"

>>218774951
I have more money than you for simply not driving. And you get to die earlier than me for the privilege, your breaks down? Have fun begging the paki at the insurance company to pay out. What a life you car mongs lead

For me it's Gaydio

>>218774994
https://youtu.be/ZfRonIFABg8?si=QBF7_E0EYRfznl5_

>>218774994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVQi9ygSFtc

>>218774923
never heard a brazilian say this, only argentineans and other sudaca mystery meat

>>218774807
i know this this elliott smith by the way
just in case you thought i scrolled past it without recognising it because i'm a pleb. i'm not.

i sit in silence in my car and think about the day and how it went

>>218774975
Sorry we oppressed so many third worlders it’s hard to keep track of what we did to who, they’re all just a brown horde to me you see

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imagine her bullying you for being british

>>218774881
the maximum you can use your nectar card for a single purchase is £10 per shop, its really not that big

>Just don't drive
what if I need to commute to work daily and have no convenient public transport options

>>218775027
lol you are retarded and clueless
not surprising given you are literally scared of cars

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any mark henry man in

>>218774763

I get over 500 quid lad. Full whack is over 700 quid but it's hard to get that on mental elf.

>>218774865

Just tell your GP your suicidal, will at least get you signed off for a while.

>>218775089
the points aren't really that useful but the nectar discounts on prices are pretty big

>>218775085
she's actually tunisian

>>218775096
err yeah mate i'm "scared" to not want to pay out thousands of pounds a year for a runt box to sit in traffic and waste my life away commuting like a slob. Get a clue

>>218775043
Thats just because Peter thatchell gets spammed on 4chan as a paedo bender so rorkes seek out material about him to make himself upset and sperg out

>>218775085
>brown eyes
grim

the act like a freak and post bizarre things gimmick is very stale

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get the /an/ webms posted

>>218775130
so commuting in a bus filled with brown and black people is somehow better?

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fuckin beak on this wench

hes been done and he knows it

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I'm sticking on Final Westination 3. Gonna get proper womfy for that, maybe have a nice hot wuppa while I watch it. Then it's straight to beddingtons. Oh aye x

>>218775188
die

>>218775188
'

>>218775172
Smart and intelligent people get work close to where they live and they walk. I lead a healthier, better lifestyle than you in every single way. Your life is dependent on machines

>>218775177
outsmarted the lot of them though

>>218775177
Beautiful

any gigachad fully paid work vehicle man in

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>>218775169

an independent trader i carry the tools on my back and walk to customer addresses

>>218775188
get a job you freeloading cunt

>>218775244
I have a state car actually

what public place would you most like to shag in?

>>218775244
yep (it's a van)

>>218775213
oh yes ill just make my employer move closer to my house or radically change my whole life just so i can be walking distance to toil
moron

these nicotine pouches are doing me in
cant stop sucking on them
got mental health or summat

>>218775269
trot on pal

told my divorced mum stuff my dad told me not to tell her now shes knocked on the door and screaming upstairs

>>218775188
I wish you all the womfiness in the world, you got life right

the action is the juice

>>218775323
:(

>>218775188
whats the plan when your parents die?

>>218775323
he's got a bird half his age hasn't he

might start vaping

not as bad as smoking like

just scrolled twitter for 30 minutes straight had no real clue I was even doing it for that long

>>218775315
Wouldnt expect a mutt to understand the concept of putting yourself and your well-being before the needs of toilberg and megacorp. Get the cock out of your mouth son and start living YOUR life

>>218775320
sames

might get on the nicotine pouches

what the fuck is heated tobacco and how does it work? its like it just appeared one day but never saw anyone use it

just brushed my hair with a cheap comb
now I'm off to make a strong black coffee and have a bit of choccy woccy

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/38017627/michael-schumacher-health-update-f1/

>>218775398
idk

>>218775355
nope shes 2 years older than my mum
dont know why i told her that stuff really dont know why i did it

>>218775398
>what the fuck is heated tobacco
dunno lad but reckon there's a clue in the name

>>218775398
it's like tobacco right
except
it's heated

Potential fat gf soon!

never left burnley and never will

>>218775366
if your location revolves around being able to walk to work that's in the interest of toilberg you fucking moron
you don't even work do you? you're just a neet bikerider who watches anti-car leftypol slop on youtube all day

don't like people who post twitter screenshots

sucking on a heated poo

>>218775434
>>218775438
OOOOOOOO YOU'RE SO FUNNY
OOOOOOOOO SARCASM
OOOOOOOOOO SNARKY LITTLE CUNTS
TEE HEE
HOO HOO
SO FUNNY

>>218775398
you get mini cigs and the device heats it in one area so that it vapourises and you inhale the vapour through the filter. they taste weird I wasn't really a fan

>>218775444
better than a link

>>218775404
coffee? at THIS hour??

>>218775188
That letter from the DWP coming soon oh aye and it lushingtons x
>>218775353
He unironically lives in a care home because he’s a spacker

>>218775406
they got him propped up on a wall

>>218775443
I work at a local repair shop in my town mongo, not everybody lives in a soulless ariona desert walter white mcmansion with zero community

>>218775454
meltington

æ

cagers blame traffic on everything except too many cars on the road

bumley

waiting for everyone to go to bed so l can eat

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its woke gone mad!

Miss how 190cm master race would post the latest urban slag in here

Yh..

..He was bvsed lol

wish i was a neet biker rider wondering the streets watching anti-car video slop on youtube

displeased about the state of the modern world :\

>>218775530
couldnt begin to imagine suing someone when I was a student
tarq bitch

>>218775406
I've been morbidly curious as to what his injuries actually are since the accident.

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America going full right-wing death squad mode corr.

>>218775547
starmer police arrest this man

watching jamie oliver cooking things

>>218775530
Mental how her and her mates will be Prime Minister in the future

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At least 20 killed as US winter storm brings power outages and flight cancellations

badenoch has joined reform
SCREaMING

>>218775557
executed for norwood 5

imagine surviving all those dangerous F1 races and then your life effectively ending while out skiing

I invented that gimmick btw

>>218775499
lol so you fix phones at a cheap paki storefront
good 4 u i guess. people have actual careers that require driving

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>>218775557
Guy's a moron. Ask his wife

>>218775579
how does that work then
is it like eu4 forming a personal union or what

>>218775547
yet you live in the world.....curious

>>218775556
It has to be something bizarre, why would he just totally disappear

Maybe he's so brain damaged that he can't stop repeating some vulgar embarrassing phrase like "Shit in the Nigger Cunt" or something

>>218775605
>tattoo
0/10

>>218775557
so is he actually pulling a gun out there?

Showered very thoroughly just an hour ago and my cock and balls already smell musty

>>218775598
What good is a career when you waste a significant proportion of it in your wage cage every day? Just admit you've been tricked in to thinking this is normal, because everybody around you does it so you concluded without question that it was normal. Its okay to be wrong

Why are non-Whites accepted in Reform

>>218775647
rorke has to make it not look obvious

>>218775661

>>218775640
Delicious <3

>>218775632
no they kick his gun away before pumping him full of lead

>>218775647
because theyre a globalhomo bluepilled woke clownworld party

>>218775632
come on spacker that's AI

The First President of the newly formed United England and Other Nations (UEON), President Sir Rupert Lowe - Champion of England.

>>218775640
that means you're high t and you need to "relieve" yourself more often to prevent a build up of testosterone

>>218775643
go fix lisa's 5 year old iphone lil bro
carchads are too busy making proper amounts of money

>>218775406
good he's made progress

gross

>>218775744
Really? I jerk off or have sex at least once a day. How much more frequently should I bust?

im very cold

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