Miami edition
Just got off the phone with a friend in DC with high level clearance at the Fed.He said a 2008 type financial reset is about to happen.99% of people will lose everything.1% will get richer than ever before.Majority of people have no idea what's coming..
dont feel like wankinghavent felt wanking for the last few daysjust dont feel like it
got the heating on don't i
fuck cars
howling at the fact that the ICE shooting all happened because the dead retard bought a cheap gun that fires without having to pull the trigger
>>218777575What should we invest in?
>>218777575They'll have to change age of consent laws to appease the masses
>>218777601right well that just didnt happen though did it
>>218777597the blue girl car from Cars 1 can get it
>>218775669rich young lightskin cronem up dere tappen n squeaken
>>218777601wtfdo you mean he was armed and it went off before he got shot?
>>218777605a haircut and a decent pair of clothes, lad
>>218777590I want to wank but I'm watching my team play.So I have to wait.
of course ziedy likes bellingham's willy. hope he meets a nice black lad with a big black baton of a willard for ziedy to play with and call his gherkin x
>>218777631No it was a mossad op
>>218777597i loved my 4L dearly
>>218777593i dont. trying to save money
>>218777655me and the gf
>>218777605poo barm ingredient manufacturing businesses
>>218777640Leeds?
>>218777605clues. and the act of gaining them.
>>218777605a firm handshake and some online courses in how not to be a sucker
>>218777611>>218777631he had a SIG P320, notorious for misfires, literally killed an air force guy when he put it down on a table, ICE themselves stopped carrying them because of it. It fired when an ICE agent took the gun off him, so the gun was in the ICE agents hand, but the misfire itself caused the agents to shoot, go on twitter and look up P320 misfire
>>218777605kneepads
>>218777685Porto.I'm... not a brit...!
>>218777657did you give it a name? I've named every vehicle I've owned
bloke at toil gave me a thumb drive with some documents on he wanted me to print and its full of fucking porno shite
>>218777717Gay porn? Should take the hint
not sure what yank Gestapo has to do with /brit/ buit ok
>>218777702>go on twitter and look up..
>>218777596this cope is hilarious, you're actually retarded
>>218777686she has an amazing willy
>>218777712*takes you to one side*sir, this thread is for english people only... yes... i know it's /brit/... but it's english only... thread policy, sorry...
>>218777575it's true look at the silver price
>>218777734>Gestapowatch another movie
sex
>>218777713call my car ken the bmw me
>>218777748>robloxsurprised the lasses on hinge are your speed
>>218777713i didn't think i'd lose her :(
wish someone would thumb drive my tight slot
>>218775669miami looks so peng but i feel like i would constantly get mogged if i went there
>>218777777
arresting people to deport them = gestapo/fascist has to be the single most retarded piece of political rhetoric I've ever heard
>>218777717hmmm today i will connect a random USB to my computer
>>218777758Sorry lad, I'll get off the thread then.
>>218777812youre alri lad x
>>218777788you've actually got an impressive lack of cognitive abilities they're ads to pay for the free emulator you mong
>>218777655Us: Looking at the utter shit Mousey serves up Mousey: Proud of the utter shit he serves up and cheering about it
straight up gangin
Mad how socially inept I was in University. Genuinely had the social skills of an 8 year old.
>>218777832you talk to the women on hinge like that?or just your mum when she asks when you're getting a job?
on the cans
>>218777831Thanks oldest ally
>>218777845this but also to this day at age 37
>dont drink>dont smoke>exercise>body is still breaking down
>>218777758>brit>english onlyCall it /eng/ or something fucking retarded cunt
>>218777860that'll clear your insides out
>>218777845same but also still 5 years in to my big boy job
sucking a fag
>>218777892did all of my fit freak stuff in my early 20s when i was a growing young ladnow aged 31 i can drink and smoke as much as i like and it doesnt affect me
>>218777845ktim thinking about the way i behaved makes me want to off myself aha
>>218777748I’m coping? So the supposed chad, sets up an emulator on his computer so he can use hinge and Instagram, instead of just using them on his phone? You realise this just proves my point right? No shagger is doing this only some virgin who’s chadfishing
so nigel betrayed us again huh
cant find a decent affordable rental
cars ruined cities
Mental that only one tiny proportion of the map has this. What was God playin at?
>>218777906um
my outside opinion is that hingemong has been raped, gaped, and possibly, fraped
we all good then? I do worry about you sometimes. We all do in fact. You're just not yourself recently. I know it's been a hard few years but me and your mother believe you're bringing a lot of the negativity to yourself in some ways. Like you feed off it. Always here to talk if you need bud. Stay safe ok?
right that's a woman pressing a hitachi magic wand style vibrator to her penis which is inside a chastity cage until her penis spurts cum and hits the ceiling
>>218777962cant trust someone with the name nigel
>>218777974https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_births
>>218777906Full on quit me
my willy has never touched a wagina
>>218777974cronem pumpdoll
>>218777970you'll be fine sweetheart
>>218778012this is mebut i have sex with men
>>218778008for me, it's two months off the vape
>>218778008same no niccy pouches since new year me
>>218778031Have to be 18 to post here mate
>>218778008>>218778031Congrats anons, keep it up.
>>218778033
>>218775669Do you watch Miami Vice? What’s your favourite episode? Where the buses don’t run and Definitely Miami for me. Also the first episodes, My Brother’s Keeper
>>218778019finally figured out you were alone in the old thread ? LMAO only took you 45 minutes
>>218778030and relations with women!
this game is never coming out
>>218777974mad how in the future entire galaxies will be full of people like thi
>>218778055Cheers fella
>>218778026being alive is so expensive idk what to do help
The guy catfishing women on his Android emulator is canslad btw, a known paedophile.
>>218777960actual retard hahahahayes, it's easier to post screenshots from my desktop when I'm posting on a desktop, what makes you think I don't have them on my phone too? kek
>>218777970council house?
the toil freaks will be going to toil tomorrow
gta 6 is going to be woke pish
>>218778083how does that prevent leaks? you know what prevents leaks? releasing it earlier
>>218778101>only 1 instagram notificationi mog you
ultrawide engaging in violence
>>218778113im single AMAB with over 100,000 in savings dont think i'd be eligible
>>218778099ran his 13k mac for days generating a picture of a handsome man
Mark would have worked all his life, obviously
>>218778126the'll make you play as a black criminal who loves killing cops
>>218778101Mmmh yes mr chad goes through all that effort so he can post his hinge screenshots onto 4chan.orgTypical chad behaviour really isn’t it…
Haven't seen the autist formerly known as commiemong in a while
>>218778141you know what prevents leaks?silicon tape and a fresh olive in the joint
>>218778002where?
https://youtu.be/-aMCzRj3Syg
>>218778163no they won't
paddyCHAD is BACK and he's rufflin' feathers
>>218778076He knows he's alone, he just posts stuff even when nobody is reading it.
what do you want from me
>homer bimpson
You lads doing anything for Burns night? Drinking an Irn Bru
>>218778096might want to move out of cornwallit's nice down there but unfortunately all the BAME's make it extremely expensive
>>218778156Screaming fucking paedo freak
>>218778008149 quid my arsepack of fags is 15 quid nowadaysthats why i buy 200 at the airport usually when im coming back home 20 quid max in hong kong airport
>>218778153Stay with me and pay rent in other ways
>>218778223not as fit as the one who's dildoing her arsehole at the same time sadly
https://www.tiktok.com/@keirstarmer/video/7598575472988998934thats rorke sorted out
>>218778233i could probbably buy a flat with my 100k is that a good idea
any non-humans in?
>>218778153and you say you cant find anything affordable?huh?
>>218778215Nah he’s rattled because he’s been found out
Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful oak door
Poo
>>218778153why you renting? having 100 grand in savings before owning a place is pointless
>>218778101Mate this is deeply sad behaviour
>>218778223that nigga's dick and balls are swollen so much he needs medical attention. All so he can jerk off in new and more deranged ways
>>218778273Probably better than trying to find a house to be honestNice little incelflat
>>218778225>There you go, you miserable bog dossers. That’s the kind of rubbish you like isn’t it? >Now piss off I’m incredibly busy and important
born dead out your own arse
>>218778291this is from camp of the saints, isn't it?
>>218778298better off renting nowadays you get a better return on the money than buying a house
right then it's about time isn't it
>>218778291early Christians did the same to Greco-Roman culture thougheverbeit
>>218778260I didn’t smoke actual fags I’d get amber leaf 50g and would last me about a week
>>218778282wages are low here dont want to dip into savings each month >>218778298cant afford house>>218778309yhmight get raped by leasehold and service charges and ground rent however
>>218778320no you dont
>>218778270>how life feels after eating two and a half digestivesIt's like watching an alien try to figure out memes
coventry lost again omdz
i honestly think this bastard is pretending to have 100kbut for what
>>218778325steamingtoil time?
>>218778353AttentionAnd you’re talking about him so well done
>>218778346mad how coventry sounds like it should be a really nice rich place like bath but it's actually a shithole on par with grimsby
St Patrick’s Day coming up
I finished work at 5. It's now nearly 10. What have I done all evening? Watch Youtube. Why am I like this? I'm literally the zoomer equivalent of someone who sits in front of the TV for their entire existence. There's movies I want to watch, games I want to play, books I want to read, exercise I want (need) to do. I can't even do these pastimes, nevermind actual fulfilling hobbies.Again, why am I like this?
>>218778353Don’t underestimate the lengths people go to to get even a crumb of attention on this website
>>218778291Don't think she damaged that albeit
>>218778333(On phone so no flag cause I’m going in shower)But yeah you probably will, but once it’s bought it’s bought. Like I say though just leave cornwall. Move somewhere with cheaper houses and stuff cause cornwall is just dead
>>218778353it's commiemong/escortmong baiting again
>>218778168the cope never ends hahahahahaall of your cope hinges on what you perceive a "chad" to act like, have you ever stopped for a second to think that maybe this ideal "chad" in your head isn't real?
>>218778333100 k is the bulk of a value of a home just mortgage the rest it'll like having the cheapest rent in the world like 200 quid a monthsaying you have 100k savings is meaningless when you havent secured property. you need to do that first and then you can boast all you like about what savings you have built up
>>218778346Oi it's not over yet, Big Lampz gonna sort it out
>>218778385im at this pointive had two days off and all i did was watch youtube and shitpost
>>218778168Irish chad is a known poster
>>218778385toil reeks havoc on ones motivation
might start a gimmick where I pretend to have discovered a chest of doubloons after digging up a local park
>>218778353?not pretendingi've just lived with mum and stepmum for 6 years while working a full time job. easy to save when your rent's free
Crab puff, brit?
>>218778426threesome on the cards?
>>218778401Take a look at yourself mate. This is bizarre behaviour. It’s not normal to get your kicks this way. Seek help.
>>218778426>mum and stepmum
>>218778401You got found out mate simple as thatDon’t you have some shagging to do or you gonna get the emulator running so you can post more hinge screenshots to 4chan
>>218778223that reminds me, I have a theory that when you wank to someone they feel your sexual energy and steal from you causing them to grow stronger
my name is boxxy
>>218778413Isn’t my first time speaking with him mate. Every time I’ve exposed him
No woman would ever go near their tiny cock so no threesome
>>218778402Depends on where you live. In London it gets me a decent deposit but I still have a mortgage albeit cheaper than rent would be and if I take in a lodger their rent covers my housing costs
Imagine 99.97% of the population died out. You reckon you could finally get a shag?
>>218778461kys spaki
>>218778477depends which 99.7%
You've been captured by the Jimmies and are forced to fight one of them to the death taking the fallen members place or charity. Which Jimmy will you be challenging
>>218778452no one has ever wanked to you then obviously
>>218778509i forfeit
>>218778459man how she was a brony
>>218778477dunno
everyone cries about inflation but seeing the savings you incels have shows me people have too much excess cash. inflation needs to be 1000x higher
>>218778444>>218778461kekI don't think you know what "exposed" means desu
>>218778467
>>218778459was quite infatuated with her in 2008, i was
spent all my PIP on Mouseman merch
>>218778548You are incredibly mentally ill
going to see wuthering heights and wank my little willy in the back row
have to press on the underside of my scrotum area to do wee wees some times
>>218778557what does -4 mean? Sorry new to this lingo haha
>>218778575
>>218778547Have a humble 70 grand almost entirely in stocks so not too worried about inflation
>>218778575never found this to work i think stephen fry just said that so he could think of us all touching ourselves there
hes finished
>>218777575>99% of people will lose everything.>1% will get richer than ever before.Just a normal day under capitalism mate
>>218778565you should probably stop talking to yourself lad, that can't be good for the delusions
DTFIC on the ‘ce ‘tnet again I see
>>218778557Permaloser
got about 3 grands worth of gold/silver on my shelf
im the poorest nigga in /brit/
I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo.
Epstein
>>218778585It means a 12 year old in his paedospeak
my farts smell like raw shit
got a varicocele on my scrotum but cant go tot he doctor because dont want anyone seeing my genitals and asking if ive been sexually active
>>218778611Seek help, Cansnonce
>>218777749Can I see it?
>got a varicocele on my scrotum but cant go tot he doctor because dont want anyone seeing my genitals and asking if ive been sexually active
>>218778651Is this your 3rd year of posting here?
>>218778646did some farting earlier that smelled like cow muck
gf hasnt messaged me back in 2 hours so l'll assume she's dead
>>218778682just have to sit here and pray it's cancer so at least in a few years i wont have any worries
>>218778461>>218778548>>218778565>>218778611>>218778669just reading what you retards are arguing about. objectively Irish poster is correct, you really haven't exposed anything and you keep moving the goalposts every time he proves you wrong. he posted a screenshot of an iPhone with over 1000 notifications on hinge right after you asked why he can't post it
>>218778670he long
>>218778690Give it a rest adam
>>218778717they made him like that
>>218778699she's with me. hahaha nah she's not really. Just pulling your proverbial leg lol
>>218778743pump-UM UM UM
>>218778743UM!
>>218778716Yeah am well aware of what you think mate since you’ve tried to shoehorn yourself into the conversation atleast 3 times now and been ignored every time
>>218778737How does posting this drivel benefit your life
>[Deleted]What was it?
>>218778743wish she died in manchester
>>218778731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKP3yOtT5lw
>>218778762jfc you're ridiculous
>>218778793Touched a nerve I see incel
>>218778793gay cunt
lowered the price on my iPad THREE times now and I have 13 watchers yet still no one is fucking buying it!!!!!
>>218778782an underage fanois
rorke watching oneyplays
>>218778816everyone knows you used the ipad to wank off and nobody wants it
>>218778798lil bill looking bitch
>>218778798god i want to spaff on that giant forehead
>>218778827leftypol watching game grumps
>>218778627pics xo
>>218778816recession indicatorsell everything and move to the forest
>>218778798heard they'll be sending her up to the moon as a radar beacon on the next nasa flight
me watching super best friends play
Any of you lads ever fish your turds out of the toilet bowl to fuck them?
Today is Australia Day, marking the 1788 landing of the First Fleet and raising of the Union Flag of Great Britain by Arthur Phillip at Sydney Cove, a small bay on the southern shore of Sydney Harbour.
>>218778885with a rod, net or harpoon?
right well
>>218778885
>>218778904Not allowed
>>218778909Fingers obviously
>>218778929that's not how you fish
>>218778861>sell everythingIM TRYING
>>218778893grim
>>218778669I've literally been posting on here since before that gimmick was a thing you phoneposting newfag kek
might become gay to save the white race
>>218778951haha got you there
>>218778897What a glorious day in our history Wish we still had those, leaving the EU has been the only one in my lifetime
>>218778957You got found out mate you can go now
feet are cold in bedmight put my socks on x
>>218779029what you do yeah is you do the duvet tuckthat keeps the feet warm
watching straight porn
1 ummington lane, umville
>>218779042ummybubs
>>218779042did this earlier (transwoman getting shagged up the arse by a cis bloke)
realistically you should never make a post here about something in your life being half decent because there's always going to be an incel freak who calls you a liar a million times over and seethes about it for days
the stars captcha comes up multiple times in one round now. the only one that's annoying and now i have to do it 2 or 3 times just to post
>>218777655THIS IS MY FUCKING LIFE
>>218779041doesnt make a difference cos ive got diabetes
>>21877891810 cm and thin
>>218779072let them seethe
Never ceases to amaze me how the folks on Time Team can dig up a broken fragment of pottery and say “no this isn’t Anglo-Saxon. It’s from the late Iron Age.” How do they tell what’s what?
>>218779087Kek
i was playing league of legends last night and my support named "onmykneesforyou" added me after the game and gave me her instagram which I found weird
should i buy a flat or no50k deposit could get me a decent flat round here
have a VERY comfortable bed mei dont envy anyone with a lumpy bed
>>218779087what you do yeah is you stop being a fat fuck
>>218779119no m8. Save it and move to America. Buy here. England is lost
tired out going bed
>>218778782ariana grande looking at a billboard featuring a woman putting her erect penis inside a pumpkin
>>218779118are they fit?
>>218779072Stop dick riding him mate he doesn’t even know you exist
>>218779119i already told you here that you should >>218778395
>>218779119just buy a shit one for 5k next to some immigrants.
>>218779137im on the ozempic mate what else do you want me to do
>>218779119thing is with a flat, unless it's a really good one, you're dealing with annoying neighbours all the time
>>218779115hang on a second lad let me just consult the ancient pottery expert with retain here at /brit/, he'll be chuffed about this question im sure
>>218779146
>>218779138i don’t live in england
>>218779119a flat is better than no flat
>>218779119good grief no
>>218779153what about the service charges that can double every year indefinitely if landberg chooses
>>218779022>You got found outYou keep saying this with zero proof, why?
>>218779138which part of america do I go to to get a gf like this
>>218779072I can't wait for the next time I post and he claims he "exposed" me this time kek
ok im putting my thermal longjohns on
>>218779178wazzzzzaaaaapppppp ahaha
>>218779147yeah she's decently fit>>218779186you answered it yourselfwhat about them
>>218779203I’ll give you a thermal longjohn x
>>218779190you can find birds like that in London
>>218779223uniqlo ones or?
>>218779190Southern California or Hawaii
>>218779225they hear one soundwave of my northern caveman accent and run away
>>218779238she's German...
>>218778083don't care about wokestar
just found out in new zealand they call mountain summits 'knobs'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs7e5ZMABwM
>>218779228stupid little fag donkey
>>218779251So are most white americans
>>218779274Not me, I’m a Mayflower WASP.
>>218779257corrr
change the channel
>>218779288this one is peng tbf
wish i looked like that
>>218779257>pulled down my boxers for the kiwi gf and she called it a mound
For fuck sake
>>218779302someone should sort you out
>>218779289you must be horrifically inbred to be entirely descended from a single ships worth of people 400 years ago
>>218779321bush bashing to find that knob
uh oh!
need to ask the yanks something quite intellectual in the next thread
>>218779343Mayflower is a catch-all term for the origins of Americans of English descent whose families arrived prior to Independence.
got BPD SPD ASD all sorts meim fucking mental
>>218779374>the next threadOh no, you haven't heard? There's not making new /brit/s now
>>218779411we dont make anything in this country
Got a dentist appointment tomorrow :/
>>218779411>There's not making new /brit/s nowno chance there's still that janny forcing /brit/ to wait until the current thread hits page 8 for new threads?
>>218779381I have a BSc
dadberg is such a shill . he'll watch ads on youtube and be like 'well you cant complain if it's free'
>>218778931 new
We're going to 400 posts this time. I feel it!
>>218779487nice thread subject mug
NEW THREAD>>218779493>>218779493>>218779493
any of you lads go to the gym? I need to get less fat but I never know what to do while there. treadmills / bicycles are so fucking boring
Da jooz
Feel quite tired nows. Garn have a wuppa and watch some YouTubes in beddingtons til I fall asleeps. Keeping it womfy and fresh for tomorrow x
>>218779561lift weights and eat a little less than before
>>218779561just go out and walk and dont stop until you're thin
>>218779379no it's not, it's specific to those descended from the Mayflower
can't believe tarquin eats this slop
>>218779561do a basic push/pull/legs split, google it there are tons of them out there
>>218779561lift weights, walk more, eat in a slight deficit
fucking hell my back is hurtingi dont think i can do much more asda deliverythe wage is shitemy body is soreim tiredand freezing coldwhat an awful miserable night
>>218779561yeah
>>218779561how fat are you? better take after the whales and go swimming if it's serious and you're gonna fuck up your joints
>>218779595oh grow up
it's an allan thing, you wouldn't understand
>>218779627fuck you cunti hate you so damn much
>>218779588tarqs dont eat anything with a brand
its a black male thang
>>218779595break your back and get on pip
>>218779661might not have a bloody option if i get another night like tonight on the morrow
>>218779643
>>218779684>>218779684
