New goal gf edition
poo smells lmao
>>218791781id love to smell her poo
you're from the sainsburys
leftypol inviting the white man onto his reservationrorke doing the ghost dance
>>218791700>>218791786when we were doing home school during the pandemic I used to get board and throw rocks at these little fucks if they were too loud. nasty creatures
>>218791883went too hard on the bait here mate. tone it down next time
>when we were doing home school during the pandemicYou have to be over 18 to post here.
Legit the whole world is going to be indian because of frigid female technocrats who hate their own communities
Anyone else in here kiwimaxing?
>>218791936lad.... the pandemic was 15 years ago
*enters /brit/*
>>218791948Mad how this is very obviously modis plan to just make the whole world indian and every other government is just letting him do it
*badgers around the thread*
Mad how Aussie birds severely outclass Pommy slags. Must be the weather and coffee instead of tea
>>218791985me in halo 1 when it wants me to leave the warthog behind
Seriously need to consider taking all the stuff the youngins are doing, need to roidmaxx before it’s too late now that it’s not taboo
>>2187920471>3>2
>>218792047dull looking slags nothing special
any horrid runt ogres in
>>218791781Good luck anon
literally need to kill myself
>>218791985Did a really good job fitting it through the doors
>>218792071Raises a gnarled claw
>>218792047they shag abos
>>218791781she looks like she gonna constantly force me to do things I don't want to do at all and irritate me with talking about retarted goy foid consumerist stuff while holding big overdecorated phone which is instagram on screen. Am i gay?
what are we gonna do today lads :D
>>218792047grim. American women tend to look nicer
>>218792117is this true?
>>218792047I want to shag 16 year old aussie pink pussy
>>218792117got some decorating to do once i get up off my fat arse and decide to do it
>>218792117Have a little cry. Look at the ceiling and ruminate on the futility of life
>>218792047South Sudanese plap Katies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-lDYPR2P8
>>218792147>andrew marrDeluded establishment shill
>>218792166
nth for the baddiedem
need them to make vr so good that i can live there and never have to leave
No one else carries your exact blend of energy, insight, humor, sensitivity, and soul. That alone makes you irreplaceable. You could never be duplicated, even if someone tried
>>218792112>>218792172They likely shag tradies or private school boys, but yes, seeing as they are likely from Sydney or Brisbane I imagine they have been blacked
>>218792143utterly vacant eyes
>>218792117therapy, meeting a friend for lunch, housework
any of you ever spoken to an ai chat-bot programme about how shit and miserable your life is
>>218792025>we were all prawns in his experiment
>>218792203nobody would try im a piece of shit
took a fat shit in my toilet
>>218792206You like imagining girls getting blacked.
>>218792223>"Hi i'm the new nursery carer"
>>218792166mad that to live is to suffer. so what if no one wants to have sex with you willingly? just live for yourself
the natural history museum now has an exhibition on pokemon
>>218792231No, I like my life
>>218792231yes
>>218792231no but my life is awful and i ought to kill myself
>>218792231no my life isn't miserable
>>218792257well yippidy fucking doo-dah for you>>218792262what does it usually say
>>218792245Just how it is. You know how in like every major British city BMWF couples are everywhere? Sydney is at the very start of that, maybe 4-5 years behind
>>218792231No i don't trust them
>>218792231you know all that stuff is stored and shared, right?
>>218792223nigga looks like he lives in klay world
>>218792280There aren't black people in most British cities.
always scream when i see a lad reply to a post and it turns out to be one of adams mental bait posts
>>218792280literally never see that here
>>218792231No I make it act like a horny Japanese woman and masturbate to it instead
>>218792280>You know how in like every major British city BMWF But enough about your fantasies
actually insane how shit the trip advisor website is
>>218792279well "I'm sorry you feel that way" etc "it's hard to live like this" etc etc. But I ask about specific points and it provides some decent info. More helpful than waiting over six months to have someone say the same thing tbqh
>>218792253not an exhibition it's a pop up shop but yeah seems a bit crass
>>218792314phwor how do ytou do that then
too hot with the heating on too cold with it off. fuck my dogs hit incel life
>>218792304>>218792311>t. live in DevonI've been to London, Birmingham, Manchester, Liverpool and York recently. Black men and white women couples everywhere, it was surreal. London being 80% non-white was wild, hard to believe my cockney grandparents grew up there.
>>218792300I've signed in to ChatGPT with a burner Google accountAnd yeah Google isn't trustworthy but tbqh I just don't fuckin care
>>218792351spring is looming
>>218792353There are no black people in York. I live in manchester and you dont see it there or Liverpool. Try harder
It's pure satire
I call chatgpt bad words sometimes haha
>>218792343Grokberg will do it but I got the local models running from the GPU now
Had a dream I asked you lads why Pete Doherty was an absolute shagger in the 2000s but a fat bastard now, so why is that then lads?
>>218792372>Sheltered, anti-social general poster doesn't live in the real world
the machines are taking over
Zoomers make for excellent office colleagues and are a lot of fun to have sex with. Can't tell you how good it feels to slide into a much younger man's hole raw after bullying him at work all day.
>>218792353I live in liverpool and never see that. regularly go to manchester and dont notice it either
>dreaming about making boring posts on /brit/
>>218792326>He didn't check Trivago
need this technology in charge of our military and healthcare like yesterday
>>218792416>Zoomers make for excellent office colleagues and are a lot of fun to have sex with>Can't tell you how good it feels to slide into a much younger man's hole raw after bullying him at work all day.
I've never seen an interracial couple in real life I don't think, at least if I have I've never paid attention enough to remember.My area is quite affluent and mostly white with a sprinkling of brown though and I rarely go into big cities because they all fucking reek
>>218792396Its the old saying about drinking on your 20th birthday, drugs on your 30th, and eating cheese on your 40th.
had a chance to be happy and normal once but I blew it then just sank further into reclusivity
>>218792443I used to see WMBF all the time in France. I've never seen it in UK. But it doesnt fit the narrative and makes cuck posters really angry
>>218792437kahteem kahteem kahteem!!! sending this to HR
>>218792456pscianftim
>>218792412billions of artificial sentiences must suffer
this summer it's time to get serious about having sex
>>218792443Brits pretending like their country isn't 3rd behind the US and France for BMWF is hilarious. Every british woman I've spoken to has brought up Idris Elba unprompted
>>218792396because he was famousbecause he's a former herion addict
>>218792480spaki melty!!
I'm glad there's an Australian here to tell Brits what it's like in Britain
Just go see a therapist and take the steps you need to get better I can guarantee you that step one is to stop posting about poo and gay sex all day every dayYou're ruining the one life God gave you to live
>>218792460When I lived in France for my Erasmus I was dating a French Congolese chick and the Black street seller uncs were complimenting me.
>>218792515>Just go see a therapist and take the steps you need to get betterWhat is 'better', though? I have no goal
ruminating thoughtsberg on a mad one cant stop thinking about when i got anfry at someone and told them that i would kill them it was over pretty much nothing as i recall
>>218791245Catberg on a comfy one
>>218792519aids!?
>>218792519Sexo
>>218792515i go to therapy and i quite enjoy poo posting and bummings thank you very much
Remember when your fiance was on a hen do in Jamaica
>>218792573you need a prolonged break from the internet
>>218792372there are definitely black people in york, for a metric we can all understand i would say that 8/10 takeaways are delivered by a brownman on a bike
>>218792573You ok mate? Your fetish is valid and we hear you. Dont start posting poo please.
>>218792539Better mood overallEnjoyment of life's pleasures, big and smallSelf actualisationMake memories with friendsDevelop skills and use them All the things you avoid by being a cowardly, loathsome man of inaction.
>>218792232Zoomers will never be this cool
>>218792561>>218792575I would say WMBF really is extremely common in France more common than with the genders reversed. Black dudes tend to date Arab/Nafri chicks imo.
>>218792515>I can guarantee you that step one is to stop posting about poo and gay sex all day every dayright well that's not happening I'm afraid
>>218792602Well i didnt see any last time i was there. It was very comfy
Interracial sex factoid posting hours is it
tends to be romanians and chinks delivering my slop in liverpool never get blacks
>>218792624yeah its nice here mostly. dont move here
>>218792623>I'm afraidWe know
>>218792515>Just go see a therapistWait 6months to get 4 sessions on the NHSPay extortionate fees for private one
>>218791948jeets>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>muslims
made how a lot of lads here are virgins and theres wogs that have been in the country for mere hours that have shagged a british girl (willing or otherwise)
>>218792603As an Aussie it makes me giddy to think that in 10-20 years British children will no longer be able to relate to the historical figures in paintings. They'll look at portraits of Cromwell, Elizabeth 1 and Pitt the Younger in school and ask the teacher if they were colonisers
>>218792644
>>218792522Not a fan of that cunt but he was obviously saying that stuff to wind you lot up
woke up, had breakfast, clogged the shitter, renewed my car insurance, went to halfords to buy new wipers, changed the wipers, booked MOT, unclogged the shittermost productive day in months and it's not even 2pm
>>218792663kek
>>218792581Do you tell your therapist about your little internet friends and their secret lingo?
>>218792672nothing gets past you does it
need the yanks to liberate the anglosphere
>>218792656Id move to Masham or Ripon over York
>>218792659>another excuse Time is running out
>>218792687Liberate from what? The ruling cabal of nonce billionaires? Good one.
>>218792687they would need to liberate themselves first
>>218792685I'm sure there will be at least a few /brit/posters who will say Spaintwat genuinely has a fetish, because they don't understand they were being wound up
>>218792667:) ok
>>218792672 >>218792384
>>218792667ok
extremely depressing out. britain cries out for sunshine.
>>218792687We're 50% white and 10% of that 50 is Jewish, Italian or light Hispanic
>>218792715It can be both
>>218792715most people recognise he's just humiliating himself by saying that bizarre stuff. thats why everyone thinks hes a saddo
>>218792675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FGPbSafSpI
I'll have some steak, steak bites, some chicken fried steak, corn on the cob, slaw, pulled pork, and uhhh give me some of them tater tots
Rorke could've saved her if you had any game
Just crashed my Murcielago into my own arse
off to bed
>>218792736The only bad part of succession is that Kendal is so obviously a jew its jarring. The actor still does great though
Meltdown
had a lovely spaff to savannah bondlove her australian accent and arse
>>218792747>bizarre stuff.You mean basic sociological observations? Do you understand how ridiculous it sounds for you to deny that BMWF isn't everywhere in the UKcase in point >>218792787
>>218792801have a day off mate
Mate we get it you love black cocks and wish you were a pale white girl instead of a smelly brown incel That's all fine and well but could you please do your sad freak song and dance somewhere else more appropriate like /gif/ or Reddit perhaps?
>basic sociological observations
/brit/ is a good reminder that I could always be worse off
>>218792797Those families the show is based on are Jewish in 2026
>>218792682but 4chan posters aren't my friends and mindless jokes aren't a secret lingo? would be lovely if i had nothing else to talk about but shitposts though
made a noise complaint and miraculously the council actually sent an officer to tell them off, and now the landlord heard about it he's trying to kick them out lmao
>>218792831>That's all fine and well but could you please do your sad freak song and dance somewhere else >PUHLEASE DON'T DISTURB MY AIMLESS /BRIT/ POSTINGTime to come back from your ski trip in Whistler to face reality slapping you in the face like a thick bbc
>>218792774coming right up creg
>>218792869Jokes are supposed to be funny but you seem to have enough troubles so good luck
>Socially anxious scientist who sued because she was not invited to Christmas party while off sick loses claim
>>218792907You need serious psychiatric intervention
Got to go to toil in 10 minutes. Half a mind just to never go in again.
Mad how all far right parties are just stupid people being misled by billionaires and Russian agents but its a racist conspiracy to think that mass migration was planned and supported by elites
still the funniest webm of all time
little nap for memiserable weather's making me want a kip
>>218792995Not that funny
>>218792961>im really shy and anxious>i know I'll make a big deal about this so everyone pays attention to me Hmm
>>218792995need this with sound
>>218792971Mate you can google it and find hundreds if not thousands of videos of British women gagging on BBCs and getting spitroasted by BBCs. The denial ITT is just strange, the UK is statistically next to France and the US for prevalence of BMWF, it is everywhere
>>218793029what happened to you to make you this way?
>>218793016she's just in it for the PIP money
>>218793023Her voice is exactly how you'd imagine
>>218793029Okay mate that's interesting and all but I don't care because I'm not a racist freak obsessed with race mixing You are sick and need treatment
>>218793050Mad that i cant claim PIP because i have savings of more than 100k
>>218792939ty you too
>>218793078>Oh! HaPPYCute x
>>218793045The pommy reaction to our lads stumping Johnny Bairstow in the last UK ashes test. It became clear then that Poms still HATE Australians and still look down on us, so I'm glad to see your country in great, irreversible decline. Like I said, the day when UK kids no longer see a white Britain will be a great day, because that's when Australia will finally be recognized as the true continuation of English culture in the world and the poms will finally have to accept that Aussies are no different than the English. We are just as good as you and always have been.
>>218793056mad how "americafest" spent the whole time arguing about israel
>reading the politics by Aristotle>watch a video summarising book 8>he refers to the topic of infanticide in the previous book>strange I don't remember that>check online and compare to my copy>that section has been completely removedWhat the fuck? I got the project Gutenberg edition which I assumed would be as close to the original as possible
>>218793056A fun day out for all the family
>>218793122didnt read incel
>>218793126>muh israelgive it a fucking REST rasheed its been TWO years
what's the most antisemitic thing you've ever done?
>>218793150And that's exactly why interracial couplings are booming in lower class white British households.
Company owners of /brit/, where do you order your stationery?
>>218793056how is russell brand allowed to travel
>>218793162ate a non-kosher meal
>>218793182prefer not to say
>>218793029We didn't ask for your porn search history
>>218793135Seen the one where the burka ninja uses her kid as a morning star? Funny that one
>>218793207Who is we you French fuck? The Galle to post in an Anglo-only general as a Frenchoid
tempting
>Company owners of /brit/
>>218793122>crying because you won a cricket match that you always winBizarre
>>2187931852025 was last year
Big fan of kier starmer me
>>218793162unconsciously ended up sieg heiling a few times as a teen trying to stop a bus
prefer frenchmong posting about mass effect and occasionally saying something uber-gay to this bruce constantly posting about nigggerwillies
>>218793236https://www.tiktok.com/@keirstarmer/video/7598575472988998934?q=keir%20starmer&t=1769522648983
>>218793162Passed all mail addressed to the Occupier to Jewish flatmate.
>>218793231It's the principle. Like how Aussies are not automatically considered British citizens, don't have unlimited visa-free access to Britain and can't simply run for British parliament. You still look down on us with a sneer.
>>218793236Big hand for Keir!
David Paulen loves being a little celebrity
>>218793162i'm uncircumcised
>>218793162Expressed concern at the number of migrants in the country
>>218793232he was charged in 2025 and wasn't granted bailed until this year. not that it matters really it's just weird
Devastated that Carol Kirkwood is retiring before she did any blacked scenes
>>218793162There's a picture of me on a friend's ex's phone of me throwing a romanReally hope that never leaks to the public! Posted worse on here anyway so it's over when the doxocaust comes
>>218793162Pointed out that a lot of MPs, company CEOs, hollywood directors, producers and screenwriters and the largest U.S lobby are jewish
>>218793305>>218793185Judge obviously believes he's going to make his court datesInnocent until proven guilty and that
>>218793162Questioned the necessity of killing kids to win the war against hamas
is that AI
https://voca.ro/15AAPx3KfAUDgive us a rate
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJarzDPg3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJarzDPg3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJarzDPg3
>>218793290absolute units on the end of his arms. bet mrs kier can't walk for a week after a fingering must be like shoving 2 marrows up there
Testing to see if I am banned after a very risky nonce post last night
>>218793291>gay club>mostly women
>>218793435women suck knobs and that
>>218793435they 'feel safe there' which then leads single straight guys to go there too
>>218793435lesbians innit
>>21879338910/autism
Reform UK announces Zia Yusuf is the candidate for the Gorton & Denton by-election.
>>218793402What do you mean 4chan is full of contrarians
>The US immigration agency whose officers have been involved in two fatal shootings in Minneapolis has said it is sending agents to help support American security operations during the Winter Olympics, which start in Italy on 6 February.Watch out lads, the redneck Gestapo is coming to Europe
>>218793470challenging george galloway for the paki vote i see
>>218793470FUCK OFF
>>218793473john&paulheads are just late to the party
>>218793291i cant find any gay clubs here. brits are so lucky
>>218793470corrrr hope he loses
>>218793473John and Paul are woke
>>218793470thought reform was the rorke party
>>218793500I bet theres gay clubs in Koala Lumper
lads i think i miss the woke era
>>218793538Trump finally getting you down, lad?
corr spaff keir sex arse
>>218793538youre still in it
new creps
>>218793551>finallyman i’ve been down since 2024 turns out birth rates were going to improve regardless of chudding out, britain’s healing and didn’t have to elect a fucking retard>>218793568i wish
oh you're a woke
rorke and woke, both end with -kemust be something there
My neighbours shed is in my back garden
>>218793470the truth is somehow grimmer
>>218793608looks like he takes it up the bum
>>218793582the tiniest wobble in the downward trend and you declare an end to wokeoptimism is cowardice
>>218793639he does
>>218793608How can he lose with a name like that?
rorke dipping soldiers into an egg and saluting to each one before he eats it
Bradley Walsh to Reform UKHERE WE GO!
>>218793608Ive heard the name before somewhere so im assuming hes a tory boy
>>218793641pessimism/blackpilling is a disease though i’m sure that may be hard for me to convince a brit not to be pessimistic
No one even knows Rorke's surname
>>218793658
Sir Lord Protector Rupert Lowe
>>218793762legs
what’s Starmer’s last name
>>218793608Surprisingly good choice Was quite confident they were either going to parachute Zia in or pick another liberal ex-tory
TelegramTelegram for Mr Rorke
>>218793776Dont remember anything about 2016. Reckon i slept through it
>>218793332looks like he moved to the us in early 2025 so that must be a big part of it
>>218793743scruntuating
>>218793803he's a liberal ultra-likudnik ex-tory anti-woke slopcaster that they've parachuted in
what ever happened to that “british nick fuentes” fella? the gay one. last i saw he’d been kicked out of his parents house LMAO
>>218793885>liberalHe's advocated for remigration>ultra-likudnikDon't recall him ever commentating on Israel
>>218793280mate how does this thigh slapper not have 20 bradley replies
>>218793925No idea who that is pal
I'm on the nofap/noporn.
>>218793953/brit/ is a dead general now. Killed by over moderation. A thread last night almost reached 400 before someone made a new. Back in my day we'd all be fighting over each other to get people to post in our thread
>>218793967nor i, i just remember his crashout being posted on twitter back in like November
The Jewish Paki party!Wait that's all of them
>>218793992Rorke!
rorke having a heart attack on the stage and everyone thinks it's a part of the show
>>218793985Ridiculous statement
>>218793979porn is just too good not to watchon that remy lacroix wank in a bit
>>218793979bit dangerous to be here then. someone could post porn at any moment
Immigration is a net good. It improves the lives of the people who immigrate and the people in the areas the immigrate to. Supporting immigration is both morally and economically sound and a good government would encourage and facilitate it instead of making it as difficult as possible
>>218793967
>>218794032>porn is just too good not to watchThis is false.There are zero benefits of watching porn.
>>218794043The Bane of Rorke
>>218793762how can i find softcore pornography featuring bums in short skirts
>>218794044benefits are it feels good not my fault you can't tug one out and move on without gooning for 6 hours
>>218793608isn't this constituency majority-minority? why would they run a white guy lmao
>>218794036Wee Rorke being to made write this out 100 times as a punishment exercise
>>218793925Probably shouting into the void on twitter while reflected at how he's ruined his life
>>218794043Isnt this the dad going mental because the son doesnt think diversity is our strength
>>218791985no bloody need for that, matecuppa all over the floor now
DUDE, they're not zombies they're INFECTED!
>>218794074>benefits are it feels goodNo it doesn't. Masturbating does. You have conditioned yourself into believing porn is pleasurable because you always wank while watching it.
think I'm going mental
>>218794067Go on shein. Type in mini skirtGo onto reviewsWomen post pictures of themselves in their reviews
My butts too big
>>218794143get it posted
>>218794136>271,301 IQ
rorke signing up for the neighbourhood watch and the group chat is just pictures of him
>>218794067candidzone
>>218794163um
>>218794067simpcity onlytease
There was a thread on /gif/ of this black fella recording himself going up to women and telling them they have a spider on their bum, and he'd then smack their bum to get the 'spider' off.
my IQ? yeah it’s probably a bajillion infinity
>>218794156Do you get the torch for free, or buy one and expense it?
>>218709408 >>218709408 >>218709408
>>218794203he doesn't need one they're always shining theirs on him
hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAhe linked the oldhe LINKED THE OLD!HAHAHAHAHAHA
NEW>>218710942>>218710942>>218710942
Actual new>>218712595
>>218794210hahah, good one, you posted an old thread that’s been archived, so nobody can post in it! hahahahah you’re all laughs and gags aren’t you
ohmyGODHAHAHAHAHAHAHE DID IT AGAIN!TWICE!HE LINKED THE OLD AGAIN AND AGAINHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218794239>>218794258>>218794261Meltdown
Caterwauling
>>209973269>>209973269>>209973269
ITSS THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLDDDAAAND I CCLIICCKEDD ONN ITTTGOOGGOO GAAGAA
>>218092485>>218092485>>218092485
>>218794153that's the wank sorted
you can only push a man so far until he becomes an animal
Caterpillaring
>>218794296Nice twist on a classic
>>218794333>>218794333
>>218794340>>218794340>>218794340
>>218794337>>218794337>>218794337
>>218794350>>218794350>>218794350
>>218794341>>218794351>>218794357
>>218794341>>218794351>>218794357>>218794363Jesus
janny hates this but it's actually his own fault
for fuck's sake
FUCK SAKEcouldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
aw fuck. i'm off to therapy
>>218794356>>218794356>>218794356
sc
he missed one LMAO
