munchy box edish
>>218794337Corrr I need me some scran
Jannyberg not happy
we have a weiner
janBERRRRRRG
Jannys best mate
BASE JANNY DELETING THE DOG SHIT YANK ONE
>thread sanctioned by an israeli>janny lets it livewhat did he mean by this
based janny dabbing on the runts
all sorts of corruption and bribery going on here i see
hate dishwashers gf never does the dishes any more so i can't molest her arse at the sink no more
That awful poo smells poster posted his usual gimmick here then deleted it. Watch him post it again the fucking cunt.
>>218794667Stop whining and enjoy the thread Tomasz
brutal purge by janman
Haha dogberg’s a headhunter
uhhh, britards?
Why did he not delete this oneSeems a bit arbitrary
Why do yanks post here when /cum/ exists? Genuinely flummoxed by them.
got my credit card and they gave me £9600 in credit
>>218794682I had a dishwasher...Then she broke up with me! Haha
Sun is shining, spring is beginning to spring :)
janny should be killed
>>218794720because this was the first posted that wasn't politics related
>>218794720Because I liked this edition.
>>218794718communist party of china paying large amounts of money to keep are troops fedgood lads those chinese
>>218794730/brit/ is the only general worth visiting because british people are funny
What is your favorite thing about living in Britain?
SIX BLOODCLAAT NEW
ktim
>>218794747Not that I'm encouraging yanks like you making news but at least put fucking effort into them so they're not dogshit.
>>218794776tomatties are lovely
>>218794765my friends and family are all here
it's overnow a vpn is mandatory, which itself requires age verification
>>218794776ktim
>>218794776Tomatoes in this country are disgusting.
>>218794748Not even trueThe Dua Lipa one was posted before this
>>218794812ktim
>>218794807bet my whole life savings that Mullvad will not make you do any of that
>>218794699
>>218794839lush
>>218794688mong posted it in all 7 /brit/s
>>218794826dogshit brazilian edition not related to british culture
>>218794776supermarket tomatoes are tasteless and soggy
>innocently make a new on time>get hit with a warning for spamming because other retards decided it would be funny to spam the 'logyeah thanks for that
screaming
>thread reaches limit>new thread made>30 minutes later janny starts deleting posts in the old thread>deletes the new because the old one hasn't reached the post countI honestly can't comprehend how fucking ridiculous this janny is. Genuinely would love to deck him in the nose.
>>218794776Ktiiiiim
>>218794851Dua Lipa is BritishShe is British cultureThe thread was made by a Brit
>>218794892janny done you mate no recovering from that
what the fuck was his problem?
>>218794807>which itself requires age verificationWhat? Maybe if you're using some shit
>>218794839what's the red stuff
>>218794905Weekend at Bernie's situation
wanking my little cock off
>>218794914chicken pakora
>>218794776who the fuck eats a tomato by itself?
>>218794914pakora
>>218794905fuzzy wuzzies
>>218794914I would imagine it's pakora
im gay
>>218794935why does it look so red that it came out of satan's asshole every google image shows golden brown with a red hue
>>218794938 fresh fruit and vegetables are things people actually eat fatlad
>>218794807why's that then
What sauce do you lads have with a munchy box then? Me? Mayo.
>>218794973weird cunt eats a tomato like it's an apple because it's "healthy"i eat them all the time with eggs, it's a combo food not something you just take off the counter as you go to toil
>>218794985i don't eat that muck
>>218794972it looks like that sometimes>>218794985i like the chilli sauce but some items i don't even bother with sauce
>>218794972>every google image shows golden brown with a red hue
>>218794985I like the pink minty sauce
>>218795008What do you eat then?
>>218795028yea
yesterday mum told me she saw some guy standing in front of our door and then leaning down or something (she has very poor eyesight so she couldn't tell) and today I found a pile of frozen shit there. well that's just fucking rude.
>>218795056you like taking it up the bum?
>>218794958>im gay
>the house of lords have proposed to extend age verification in line with the Online Safety Act to VPNs. It's over.
>>218795076am top
>>218795073just a normal day in poccnr
>>218795096just use tor
>>218795096What the fuck is wrong with this country lmao
>>218794839Ah damn I could devour that thing in two minutes.Need me some munchie box
>>218795096Grim.
Leon Kennedy? He's just like. He may be 48 but he's still got the moves!
>>218795006>what is a saladcan you stop being fat for just 2 minutes and use your brain
Back in the poossrDon't know how lucky you are boy BACK in the poossr
Saw some BMWF couples todayNot a sight I should be forced to witness
get in
>>218795178oh you mean... a tomato with something else?
In burgerland they call anything mixed with mayonnaise a salad. Doesn't even need vegetables.
>>218795257about time for another war
Black guys are taking over
>>218795257bringing in another million pakis and indians is the key to fixing this
>>218795291me in Isengard seeing Saruman raise an army
wish i could find a way to use speed productively rather than just ending up gooning for 12 hours
>>218795282scream they're so fat
SIR KEIR STARMER:-NATIVE BIRTHRATES UP-IMMIGRATION PLUMETTING-PORN BASICALLY BANNED-RENT INCREASES DROPPING-MILITARY SPENDING UP-NHS WAITING TIMES DOWN-WAGES UP-DEBT DOWN
>>218795349Speed goons are insane
>>218794821Not in summer.
>>218795368not really it's just watching loads and loads of porn and then an underwhelming wank
>>218795366cursed image
That's a spaki dogshit zinger
>>218795366Based as fuck
>>218795065Thats like restaurant quality. Take away paki-ora is bright red. Rice is bright yellow. Even raita or mint sauce is usually a lurid colour
saw some just now
Labour are now more right wing than reform
>>218795366>NHS WAITING TIMES DOWN7months instead of 8months
proto gf keeps teasingly implying that i have a small dick and small balls i neither confirm nor deny that because there's no way for me to deny having a small dick without sounding like i have a small dick
>>218795467yeah that's not your proto gf. that's your oneitis bullying you
>>218795431shut the fuck up
SIR KEIR
>>218795478shut up mate!
well that's rorke done
>>218795455get in
>>218794682tell her that the dishwasher doesn't do a good job at rinsing the dishes and leaves soap and microplastics and that will kill your dick and give you cancer.
>>218795499Sorry ahmed im sure your family take away is very nice
>>218795354This is an American ham salad
>>218795431The takeaways are usually restaurants too tho
>>218795567peng
>>218795567Booths is comfy. In Keswick not Windermere
>>218795572Lol i had a friend at school called Ahmed who’s family had a curry house
>>218795567Just imagining how ugly I'd look in that lighting and being forced to pose like that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Throat_(Watergate)
>>218795503Genuinely insane there's people who want Boris back
>>218795609ok
>>218795614lol ktim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqjRugJBq1E
>>218795503>back down to levels at which everyone wanted it downDon't get complacent Just because we had super mega mass migration for a few years doesn't mean we still want mass migration
>>218795581looks scran-diddly to be fair
>48 hours since reply>Then says yes to meeting upI've said no to her. Yeah you spend hours watching reels and tiktoks but can't spend 20 seconds replying.
>>218795787Done that slag
We need to remove 20 million people AT LEAST. Nigga that ain't happening
fart sex
>>218795787tell her you'll take your small smelly willard to a different escort if she's not careful
>>218795840
any umbunnies in
>>218795840Africans removed millions of Indians after the UK regime had to abandon them as colonies
>>218795840Nigel will do it
pornmongs in utter shambles
>>218795883>millions
>>218795096all the sites i use to wank are still unblocked lmao
I'm an Armpit Freak
>>218795851he's absolutely right. leftypol will scream and shit into his adult nappy about it but Xi is right
>>218795934prefer bumholes me, or as i called it, the vagina of the night
Just back from my daily (Monday to Friday) 3pm walk, lads.
>>218795919everyone is on a vpn anyway nobody did the ai verification
What do some of you lads look like then?
You mean we're getting millions more Indians?
>>218796013sigh... so this is me
>>218796013imagine like a guy
>>218796013
>>218796013I unironically look like a younger Donald Trump
>>218796013I'm a handsome lad
>>218796018up in da club
>>218796013You know that guy with the beard and the glasses who blew his head off with a shotgun?
>>218796013look like this me
Sucking a Monster Energy Ultra (yes, I AM unemployed!)
>>218796099purple?
Street shitters on every corner of Europe!
Rorke? Fuck you doin?
Might get a 'ki 'za (is this how you do it?)
>>218796209Nothing. I'm here. It was a gimmick.
might waggle my wilkins
i like how i can go on the nhs website and get simple home treatment advice for my ingrown toenail written in retard friendly language but on the american websites it's BUY PILLS NOW SCHEDULE APPOINTMENT NOW YOU ARE DYING GIVE US MONEY
>>218796204
>>218796321bet they’ll circumcised your toe if you go to get it treated
>>218796315https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB5zqLeuAPc
>>218796355they're actually trying to sell me a procedure where they cut the edges of your nail off and then cauterize the nailbed
A note from your dawcta that says you don't like to shuck cawk
>>218796429always the psycho eyes
raining outside but i also wanna go get stuff to get a steam on
Why do they make things so ugly and grey? What is that black obelisk?
mogs me
how do you lads not feel guilty eating meat?
>>218796471it's 4pm on a tuesday m8 have a cup of tea
>>218796441mad how this turned to be truehttps://abcnews.go.com/Health/parkinsons-disease-patient-wins-lawsuit-gay-sex-addiction/story?id=17839255
>>218796477new deus ex looks amazing
>>218796483bossberg is off tomorrow and i’m wfh so it’s basically a friday night
>>218796481animal was already killed. May as well make good use of it
ramadan soon lads. buzzing for it
>>218796481been having second thoughts on beef since that cow backscratcher video came out
Did you know in non white countries people just don't wear seatbelts?Basically for no reason. Cos it's gay or whatever. Probably the dumbest meme I've heard of
umbaby
>>218796539
>>218796524ktim stopped eating octopus when i saw them doing puzzles and stuff
>>218796532In some countries I've been to taxi drivers completely removed them so even if you don't want to risk it you don't have a choice
>>218794938
>>218796532had the mehanic disable the gay sound when you don't put the seat belt on
>>218796524ktim can't look at them the same way. reckon I can still eat chicken they're nasty cunts
>>218796570ain't no way
>>218796570add some bacon and lettuce phwoar
need a new game to play
>>218796676grow up
>>218796676with some mods for skyrim you can do sex with horses
ADONBILIVIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf2lx1M1lskHave you ever been to a Paki-run chippy?
>>218796676kotama & academy citadel
off to the gym to lift my gay porn weights and stare at arseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYfzIRL8uwc&list=RDOYfzIRL8uwc&start_radio=1
>>218796746why on earth would i ever give any money to them?
>>218796753Bizarre
>>218796767Their pizzas are class. I buy from the takeaway every weekBut they can't do fish and chips
just had one of those clean shites where the only thing on the loo roll is the clear liquid with lil bloody streaks in it
>>218796782thanks for funding the growth of islam in this country i guess
>>218796802lamenting this
>>218796806Lol grow up Rorke
>>218796746why would I buy food from someone I don't like who also doesn't like me? wouldn't want to or trust it
>>218796802Rorke tearing his eyes out after seeing this
a rooster has a special claw that will kill you if you're not careful
>>218796830Because it's tasty and good price
>>218796827your dad never loved you lol
>>218796802>no white privilegehuh?
>>218796746this guy looks like he's aged about 20 years since i last watched him
>>218795649Noone wants Boris back lmao. They just want Kier out
>>218796856Project on
>>218796869you missed out on so much after he ditched your entire family lol
>>218796884Bro is melting down and projecting over a discussion over paki food lol
get keir out get the immigration numbers back up
>>218796892you're rattled
we now go to rorke for his reaction to the new star trek
>>218796903How so
>>218796903stop crashing out bro
>>218796802i was of the understanding that all white people had white privilege
>>218796918>>218796921rattled
>Bradley Walsh's tragic health woes in full as he reveals 'seriously bad' condition
rorke yandexing whites only munchie boxes near me
bring boris back better
>>218796932apparently it doesn't apply to spackers
EURO GIRLS
What's his message then, lads?
>>218796908these aliens look rather swarthy
>>218796930Honestly I couldn't answer that either
>>218796930I made this image :3
>>218796979sir clear starmer
well thats you sent flying then isnt it
Timmy to Reform UK HERE WE GO!
>>218796979me explaining to the teacher that my homework is in fact complete but i did ti in invisible ink
>Bradley Walsh health battles from 'seriously bad' issue to 'time bomb' conditionBradley Walsh has been a staple of British
barely welsh
>>218796979"See more"
>>218796979them out
>>218796637whats it got to do with elton. doesnt seem that messy
Imagine how sad it would be if Bradley Walsh died, lads
scream
In my dark and stinky incel dungeon... plotting.. scheming..
>>218796576Just fucking wear it you retardWhy
>>218797092
>>218797103
>>218797092what do you mean 'if'?
Tuna pasta bake for tea tonight lads get in
>>218796481rules of nature
test poo
listening to GAS
Taste poo
>>218795366If all of this is true what's bad?
having a poo
testingpoo
listening to POO
>>218796979mi tink me gwan tek mi own life
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/poo/country/gb/
testing poo
im semi i stay automaticmoney add then multiplyi call that mathematematics
>>218797219>>218797233More of a Classical Gas man myselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR0fcy5HrV0
test pooo
Please seek help before it is too late
Fire all nukes at India
seeking poo
>>218797394it's too late
poo missile
Hate poo posting. Imagine what we could accomplish as a group if it weren't for them.
>>218797308
>>218797438/brit/ is a poo general
fart seeking poossile
Good evening cowards
>>218797438shut up nigga stop crashing out
unironically going for a you-know-what, a p-word
saying fuck around and find out but meaning it positively like opportunity comes to people who put themselves out there
I know the location of your thermal exhaust portYour star of death
>>218797488neph you are the one who is crashing out here.
>>218797455You are extremely mentally ill
fuck around and poo out
*scurries away to the corner of /brit/ to avoid confrontation from the person that called us cowards*
>The UK has sent back 281 migrants to France so far under its one in, one out agreement with the country, the home secretary has said.>Shabana Mahmood told LBC 350 people had come to the UK from France through the pilot scheme's approved route.Another great deal brokered by the bigwigs in Westminster.
one in, maybe one out
Shabba Mapood
>>218796906
>>218797526why are Labour wasting billions on refugees when they know Reform are going to boot them all out?
people in poo houses shouldn't throw poo
pooey poois and the poos
>>218797660>>218797660>>218797660
>Reform are going to boot them all out
never look a poo horse in the poo
That's a spaki thread. Report it and move on.
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
