gyaldem edish
>>218800283Woman are so damn quirky. Love them
real one>>218798541>>218798541
>>218800283imagine slitting their throats with a rusty machete
>>218800283wretched harlots
nth for the holodem
>>218800331good post
Meltdown
>>218800283Incredibly rapeable.
>>218800283How does Britain have such a low birth rate with hot slags like that.
*deposits my eggs into your arse*
>>218800331>>218800359
>>218800283Whats happening here
On the Pokemon Ultra MoonGonna swap Wingull for something but I haven't decided what yet
>>218800383Id say its america
>>218800418some kind of turkmen headdress
>>218800435Swap it for a clue
what are you looking at, MONGboy?
yee
>>218800435Hate magnemite. What a shit pokemon. Fuckin magnet
>>218800454
Getting post-escort blues again lads. It always seems like 2 days after I see her I get emotional and miserable.I just don't know how to process these emotions. I know she's an escort, but she's intelligent, kind, funny and naturally pretty. I am infatuated with her. I realise she probably doesn't give me a second thought once I leave. I realise I am being irrational. I just wish I had half her confidence. I don't know why she became an escort other than maybe she is impulsive.Our next meeting is supposed to be on Sunday 8th February but I just don't know if I can do it. I might have to tell her my emotions.
>>218800383left is a leaf and right a yank, I think our slags are supposed to be looser but that's not helping us much
>>218800383They're all mentally ill and on birth control
>>218800418send them back to the steppe
>>218800461
>>218800475Calm down Franz Kafka
business idea: save on water by pooing directly into the bins
>>218800469Think he's 2 magnets actuallyhe's putting in a lot of work
is diego on?
dire dogshit heatherpaedo gimmick
>>218800506@Grok recreate this image so i can see how it might have looked 2000 years ago
im mentally ill (autism) and on birth control (racist, 4chan user)
>>218800441>>218800476Weird, I could have sworn they are too pale to be American.>>218800478It's a tragedy.
few years ago dogberg got liver failure suddenly and died 2 days later. Very grim indeed.
just bought a "jumper" same brand and product, but it's substantially cheaper and thinner. im quite annoyed
>>218800558Love a turtle bay
>>218800544ktim
>>218800552Although we are very yankified the people are dressed more yank and have more tattoos (Although lots of people here have tattoos now too)
>>218800552egirls spend all day inside playing videogames
>The Doomsday Clock has been set to 85 seconds to midnight by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists as of January 2026. This is the closest it's been to midnight.
>>218800582Shrinkflation. Im tempted to buy 10 of everything when i find something good because i know it will be ruined in the future
Why is he talking to himself?
>>218800624The hands that threaten doom.
soul has rotten awayi am an empty husk
>>218800541turns out it looked the same but with a load of greek fellas
setting my doomsday cock to rape and making eye contact with an umbunny
>>218800637fucking grim i've basically just gotten scammed
so this is rorke
>>218800642Fuck off, MapleMONG.
Need a lamp for my houseplant grow light xo
um!
>>218800678>>218800637Have you considered not purchasing items that have the lowest possible quality and cost?
>>218800656'kin state grok
Yank phrase I can't stand"Shoot the shit"
At a distance, my face looks haggered as fuckFrom a selfie distance, my face looks above average handsome In real life and in the mirror I'm above average handsome
>>218800562lost one unexpectadlythought she was getting older, turns out she had the C
Business idea: EXTREMELY pessimistic consultant so when things go poorly you're pleased they've not gone catastrophically but on an app like better help
>>218800686What's that stand for?
You ever feel like someone's taking the piss?
>>218800734NO
>>218800726once you notice how much americans love talking about shit you can never unsee it
off to bedcant really be bothered
>>218800758lie back and accept the demoralisation
>>218800758You ever go two seconds without thinking about black men?
Hah.JEWish.
>>218800731yes mate everyone thinks that
>>218800349based
rorke's gaff
>>218800790But which is reality
>>218800758as english as you are rorke
eaten my tea but STILL FUCKING HUNGRY
>>218800758rorke going insane at the thought of black english men wanting to learn more and involve themselves with their countries history
>>218800801Lowkey kino
>>218800803
relaxing with my dog 'mjolnir niggerkiller'
>>218800801Comfy
>>218800803>flat tummy>perfect teethNow that woman I can believe is American.
>>218800656Lazy ahh greeks
>>218800842You ok hun?
>>218800813don't know
>>218800846xxx
>>218800715Ah yes we should live in a world where we should pay extra for something not to be smaller or shitter so companies can have higher profits
>>218800792
>>218800833Because it simply doesnt happen
great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies
would you take the substance if it turned you into a girl
>>218800865 no x
>>218800909>>218800758um
>>218800886You're the retard buying low quality clothing made in Bangladesh and complaining about the manufacturer scamming you
>>218800511I do feel like a character from a novel sometimes. Like Raskolnikov or Heathcliff. It's tough being an emotional guy. I feel everything intensely.
right well that question is bait
>>218800918
>>218800925Ah yes all adverts complain real employees
>>218800918nah, love my willy
>>218800940you really can't help yourself can you
>>218800929Youre projecting. No ones complaining if a £5 tshirt is threadbare. If you want to accept less quality and higher prices thats fine. I dont
>>218800890she'd get it
>>218800918would take it if it turned me into margaret qualley or a guy of equal handsomeness
I kind of given up on making friends I haven't really had a friend in my life and the only thing close was>Guy tricked me into throwing rocks at a window and putting sugar water into someone's gas tank >Guy in highschool tricked me into giving him alcohol and then saying I was annoying and stupid for trying to hangout
>>218800918I don't want to BE a woman, I want to FUCK a woman.Trannies are so brain addled by porno that they don't know the difference.
>>218800957?
*makes bear noises*
>>218800918if it turned me into a futanari with a life's mission of fixing dykes and make them addicted to cock? yes
>>218800922DM me
>>218800975>Guy tricked me into throwing rocks at a window and putting sugar water into someone's gas tankcan we got some more info on this story
>>218800975Remember throwing loads of bottles of beer through the windows of a primary school once.
rorkes whip
Why was the sky bluer and the sun brighter and the weather warmer in the 2000s?
>>218800967Don't think you know how to read desu
evening lids
>>218800990how? xx
>>218800331Simmer down, pal. They're not muslim children.
can't stop farting
Chicken tendies, chippy wippies and peas for din dins. It lushingtons. Got that mayonnaise on tap x
just done a big snow shovelling so I'm going to treat myself with a cream cola and half gay porn
>>218801028good evening
sent ;)
>>218801056Lushberg
>>218800968I don't blame miko, she did nothing wrong. pewhora was asking for it!
>>218801056mongboy
>>218800774woah.. they say shit as a fill in curse word, that means they actually just love talking about poo can't unsee it now... so redpilled about yanks... maybe thats why they love shooting up skewls
>>218800383Nobody can afford having children (or more than one child) so we don't have any.Seeing how the world is decending into chaos, having children is selfish.
>>218800977
discord raid
>>218801056why dont you fuck off back to britfeel
>>218801006I was bullied pretty badly and I thought it this one guy wanted to my friend so when were wandering around the school he dared to put sugar water in my teachers gas tank
>>218801114and this is a yank on benefitsshe needs to fuck off homedosser cunt
It's your life
head on over to my patreon to see my posts and hour early
browser window just opened and closed randomly after seeing an r9k post
euromillions draw soon, are you in it to win it?
>>218801114people would rather be on bennies than discover somethingbb (broken britain)
>>218801020camera quality was different back then so we remember it as being bluer
riding the ninky nonk
>>218800774It’s their German heritage showing
>>218801195plymouth is actually an alright place
>>218801012I threw a rock at a window because he told me and after the car incident my grandpa had to pay 3000 dollars to teacher and as punishment he threatened to break my ps3
Had a cheese stuffed crust American Hot wizza from Iceland Food Warehouse for din dins. Was lush x
>>218801118no it's also the constant talk about shitting your pants after eating spicy food that no one else does>dude cody i ate taco bell yesterday and i fucking literally shit my fucking pants dude it was crazy
>>218801189>euromillionsBREXIT MEANS BREXIT
>tfw you want to discuss christianity and philosophy but it isn't diego day
>>218801211my 2nd gay experience was theremet an older man in his hotel room and shagged him up his slightly hairy arse while he was wearing his wifes knickers
>>218801153if i lived in america i would be your friend x
The MousecordWould like toAnnounce…THATMousey will be LIVE tonight !!OnTWITCH !!
>>218800801kek thats this guy
>>218801238blog on you boring bastard
Frog poster meltdownIt's one guy
>>218801211I hate that fucking rock we drove 4 hours on a school bus to see it
>>218801240
>>218801261?
>>218801248Not tuning inThe 'uma game' is boring as fuck and Mousenonce is a terrible streamerWould rather watch paint dry
Unloveable parasite
>>218801246Sadly the only thing really of note of me is that I befriended the Canadian geese to the point were they would let me pet them and pick them up
>>218801248don't lie to me
>>218801257no bully
>>218801147I'm not going back to /britfeel/.I'm not losing any benefits.I'm not going anywhere.Cheers x
>>218801248Yay :3 (I already knew this because I read the Dis message but still yay :3)
>>218801196more of a pinky ponk man
why do you lot post so much gay shit
using my link you can get 60% off proton VPN
>>218801261whenever i heard plymouth rock i thought it was like a big outcrop in the oceanit's literally a stonescreaming
>>218801296this is not the real helperstop the lie
just had my dad inform me through the bedroom door that i've gone feral
>>218801282
>>218801278Parasite melty
Epic
>>218801331do you think louis the neet ever made it
>>218801336You don't enjoy the 'uma game' you just use his stream to socialise with the rest of the extraflaggot freaks and hope Mousenonce says something that you can post on here for (you)s
>>218801375kys parasite
>>218801358Its highly unlikely
money is like a bacteria on top of stagnant water. it pools together in the same predictable places and grows not on trees but multiplies out of itself. so if you have it you will always have more and if you have little you will always have less and if you have none you will never have any. it would kill most people to admit that money isn't neutral. it literally begets more money. it's only supports preexisting forms of money.
>>218801375
>>218801375You're jealous lmfao
>[Deleted]What was it?
>>218801248will sacked tranny be making an appearance?
>>218801390>>218801401>>218801402Uh oh extraflag meltdown
>>218801248mousefreaks we eating good tonight x
>>218801228think of all those millions brexiting europe when I win it all, phwaor
>>218801407bloke shagging a pumpkin
>>218801322Yeah imagine. Driving 4 hours to see this
toil donegone to bedmight have something to eat
>>218801407big booba anime woman in a pooey muddy room slowly transforming into a pig
>>218801407 a woman playing the piano with her erect penis until her penis spurts cum at the end
right well that's me running back to the BPD ex
>>218801441woman shagging a pumpkin
Having a wuppa and necking some pickled onion space raiders me. Early beddingtons tonight x
>>218801322might go over there and pinch it and bring it back to the real plymouth
using chatgpt to think of funny /brit/ posts I could share here
what did louis do to cause that scene
>>218801322looks like a bum
got a poo coming
>>218801455saw something like this on tv once
i've never had a monster energy drink before
>>218801481Yep. All 5 inches.
>autistic freaks lash out at womfyposters>now everyone is affecting that style of posting to bait more retardsmental how stupid all of you are
>>218801468Back to britfeel spazzylad
>>218801483me? just had one, mate. was a long one desu.
>saw a cute girl at toil today>went up to her and offered to buy her a coffee>she said no thanks>I said no worries and walked off>that's literally it cannot understand why so many men are so scared of this
>>218801482americans are such a dysgenic race
>>218801481
>>218801513blud is getting clowned in the toil groupchat
>>218801482Here they are!The Americans!
>>218801513and then she made a tiktok about how an ugly unc asked her out
>>218801407turned tifa into a pig
Wonder what world leaders do in their day-to-day livesXi Jinping, Vladimir Putin, what are they doing right now. Having a wank?
>>218801528bizarre face structure
I just report and move on
>>218801528
>>218801563don't forget to mention the swarm of like-minded sluts calling him a creep
I was such a weirdo as a kid I remember learning mandarin because I saw a movie
>>218801413>extraflag?
>>218801573she's gorgeous
you are more than your /brit/ posts
something wrong with my tummy internalsdont feel right
>>218801510nice one lad. long ones that curl nicely are the best
just finished reading dune
listening to incel music
>>218801615thoughts?
Well Rorke?
>>218801618ok
>>218801595That's not weird that's actually pretty cool. Which movie was it?
maybe aliens exist but they're scared of us so they don't come here
>>218801618kill yourself tiktard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20TDd19oA1QShagging behind some bins, CUNTY!
>>218801622very sudden ending, pretty weird pacing all around had some loose plot threads but I understand children of dune is basically a fourth part of this book so I wont complain too much
keep farting reallyhard but a poo is coming so not sure if I should keep farting
eating poo
>>218801639Does "she" have a....yk....?
>>218801686...nh
>>218801639hymen status?
How can I stop getting so attached to the escort I've been seeing lads?
>>218801114>Lettice Bromovsky
put that skirt on white boy
>>218801705Just shag an older cheaper one which you won't develop feelings for.
Reminder, it's been discovered only recently that tattoo ink ends up accumulating inside human lymph nodes, and has been linked to some types of cancer.
>>218801705Stop paying to see her
rec me a youtube video or channel that i've not seen before
>>218801738i look like this
>>218801663these cunts are from brighton and they are constantly banging on about how they love trannies (men) fucking mongs
I really can't follow the no mans sky plot. tried asking ai but still don't get it
>just finished reading duneRuntslopWhat about Spengler?What about Carlyle? What about Evola?Gain a clue, stop reading slop.
>>218801795Good post
>>218801751https://m.youtube.com/@Fred/videos
gfs arse really stinks today
>>218801751Watch Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8
got the pendragon cycle on
>>218801795You haven't read any of them
>>218801795if they're all so good how come they haven't made a kino trilogy for them
Walking to tesco as we speak Want anything?
>>218801838So?
>>218801751https://youtu.be/ycB5aD4fRxg
>>218801665>very sudden endingExactly how i felt. Its got a good slow pace and thrn its like oh and the emperors here and Paul is now the king of the world ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixzd_cBducw
>>218801663posh uni student shit
>>218801848haribo starmix boss
>>218801848bottle of wine and 20 fags tah x
olive oil is the best lube
>>218801663>They are both neurodivergent[66] and both use she/they pronouns;[67] Macieira-Boşgelmez is bisexual[68] and is bipolar and autistic,[10] while Lunny is a lesbian[20] and has ADHD.[
>>218801848big bag of tangfastics mars milka loving and dependable girlfriend
This is an urgent message to kernowqt! Kernowqt do you read me? Over
>>218801897it stinks, better off using coconut cooking oil, cheaper and has a neutral smell
>>218801849exactly
>>218801897safflower oil is the best feels just like fanny juice expensive though
>>218801848pack of these and an irn bru please lad
>>218801891>>218801892These I can do>>218801912Not sure about this one sorry
made some nice meatballs and a balsamic, garlic, and basil pasta sauce x
>>218801928>it stinksBuy a better olive oil, a good Spanish EVO smells like tropical fruit.
>>218801909it not right
>>218801953>balsamicAbsolute slop for people who can't cook.
me? not an incel anymore, wankers
>>218801795Im the one who posted that I have genuinely been reading a biography of Carlyle too
>>218801919hi
shut uplittle gay faggot slave
>>218801978it vinegar...
>>218801978Is the German proxy really necessary for these posts?
>>218801987Gay little mong
>>218801978silly boy
>>218802021we don't sign our posts here
>>218802035owned that gay little mong
>>218802035Good thing I didn’t then isn’t it
get the french mother sauces memorisedmilkeggtomatowhite meatbrown meatsimple as
>>218802045we don't sign our posts here
he's right balsamic vinegar from the supermarkets is utter shite
>>218801751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0ZrF7taMHA
poo
>>218802097don't recall anyone mentioning supermarkets
>>218802069your mother released her sauce all over my sausage last night
>>218801663derivative dishonest soylennial trashhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSjvlnneEtofavstian new sincerity zoomer will to power gold
dadberg thinks he's died and gone to heaven when the waiter puts down olive oil and balsamic with bread
>>218802097No one mentioned vinegar
>>218802069gave your mother my andouille and some white sauce last night m8
>>218797660>>218797660
>>218801663It's quite an interesting insight into a scene/lifestyle that I will never experience as I'm a creepy asocial sperg.
Some proper dogshit zingers tonight eh
>>218801982
>>218802187>>218802187>>218802187
Then he replies to himself with um
