Lazy cunts won't make a new edition
raped melty lol
we need more holocaust memorials all over the UK even though we fought against the Nazis and helped Jews escape persecution and death.
>>218816875What's wrong with her chest?
>>218816875TITSSSSSSS
>>218816875Pretty sad that a bitch like this decided to ruin her looks with a crappy tattoo
>>218816900swollen
Kinda crazy that I can order something on Amazon at 21:30 last night and it arrives todayGG Mr Bezos
>>218816899there are memorial stones in front of houses where holocaust victims are all over my home town. I call them spit stones
the girl on chaturbate still has her christmas tree up
>In the 1950s, there were 40,000 thatched buildings across Northern Ireland. Today, that number stands at around 180
>>218816942but do you really need it?
>>218816953
>>218816421
crikey look at those bloody bazongas
>>218816875Why did she shake like that? Has she got a nervous tic?
>>218816957Unironically yes
>>218816929Looks painful :(
>>218816952i saw one the other day as well must be considered bad luck at this point
why does everyone seem to have a small willy now?”
When replying to every (You) on your normal flag isn’t enough so you also reply to them on the botnet
>>218816953Sad. Bet theyre a pain but they look comfy
Fresh startCutting it right down
you need a release x
>>218816988shrinking due to woke
>>218816896still living with the parent(s), lad?
It is never too late to start over.
>>218817024the raped
>>218816997bedcels seething
Uh oh
>>218816974Many cases sadly.
>>218816951
>>218817058this is me after getting a (you)
Insane meltdown.
just realised i can type a tick mark look
>>218817096https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/might%20kill%20myself/
>>218817058what is going on here this makes my penis feel funny
>>218817028
mega melty
>>218816622why are you so nasty, what a sad little man. The real tragedy is you don't even have any bants
>>218817099Raped.
>>218817118youre done lad. kys already
>>218817132What other problems beside uncontrollable impotent anger did you develop after the car accident?
>>218817132Raped, you were.
>she's from isle of man wyd?
forgot it was thursday today
all the schizo jfs in today
>>218817103earthquake
>>218817017mine is natural
*fills the thread with nerve gas*
wanking to Serana before work
>>218817175FINNA GO DUMMY MODE ON THE MANX MINGE
>>218816988jupiter and saturn made a conjunction in capricorn on 26. January 1842, marking the great mutation into capricorn and almost 200 years of strong capricornian influence that was ended with the great mutation into aquarius in 2020
Rorke
>>218816988kek tim
right these small willy lads are just begging to get topped
>>218817103Shes laughing
>>218817275Pseudoscience nonsense
>>218817360There has never been a horoscope that contradicts the truth.
Is toad in the hole hard to make?
>>218817402Probably know about 5 women who made these charts for me without prompting. Bizarre creatures
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
>>218817405Its basically pancake/yorkshire pudding batter poured over sausages (that you should pre cook. Its very easy
Rorke changing his legal name to 'Nazi Germany'
>>218817402Can you predict the numbers of the lotto with that chart?
>>218817423sounds good, hope it ends in a holocaust
>>218817438I think I'll try it this week
>>218817423We already have detention camps for migrants
Americans be like "I hate them commies and blacks and ESPECIALLY mexicans" lmao
>>218816875sex sex get pregnant sex spaff tits cor
>>218817423>24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month.My willy just got hard
Was on the alcohol last night, might get on it tonight again wahey
>>218817460Screem
moving to rural China
>>218817460leftypol are so blatant
>>218817488based wahey poster toast to having solid poos tomorrow
bird kept looking at me and smiling while she was sat right next to her husband in the visits hall. Never get married lads
>>218817423Trump has caused the right wing to lose elections all over the world. We'll get the Greens in sorry lad,
youtube keeps showing me prison job add
>>218817516wahey.
>>218817460takes a special kind of retard to think any of that shit is relevant outside of murricuh
Toil absolutely flying by today
>>218817524its called being nice you pornsick incel
>>218817549I wish I had toil
>>218817546Everyone wants to involve themselves in our shitshow and I can’t understand why, Aussies are especially bad about it
>>218817545>>218817516wahey
>>218817447It would be beyond my capacity>>218817417Astrology is a serious science for serious people. Women can stick to psychology, where everything is just based on whims and there doesn't have to be consistency or proof because “it would have made sense for cavemen!”
>>218817488Evens and I drink again tonight
we are andy burnhamwe carry the flame
haha the maori got a little rattled hes disappeared and now suddenly the german has arrived
/brit/ is an Andy Burnham general
tomorrow and then uabd and then we go
The Met police have just recovered the largest stash of stolen tools ever discovered in Britain worth over £2 million
>>218817556whatever makes you feel better pal
>>218817657was it at hounslow car boot sale?
>>218817599this really isnt interesting enough to warrant multiple reposts
putting wawrick davis in my hand luggage
>The Met police have just recovered the largest stash of stolen tools ever discovered in Britain worth over £2 million
>>218817674No it was east London
>>218817715kek
making my way the only way I know how
>>218817713scr
making my way downtown
>>218817720"hey could you please just record me getting in this lift?"fucking retard
>abolished trans people>slashed immigration>made porn illegal>setting up a surveilance state to combat anti-social behaviour>destroyed the Labour Party>ensuring Nigel Farage becomes PM>police reform and crack down on crimeIs Keir Starmer the most based Prime Minister of our lifetime?
might have a meltdown
>>218817488have a massive headache 2bhstill gonna get pissed tonight though
>>218816381lol
>>218817841fucking basedwish all men were like this
>>218817806alri petula
yeah probably am a porn addict but i've stopped caring
>>218817423Were are illegal aliens in the UK from?
>>218817861Yes
so this is actually rorke then
>>218817956Everywhere except east asia and Latin America so we don’t even get good looking women
>>218817657>Ilford
oh yesslove me evri lady simple as
getting gang blacked
>>218817841yeah but now Ive got her phone forever teehee
>>218817423Ok but what will they do about the demographic change caused by legal migration? Will that be addressed? No? Thought so Nige stupid French traitor.
>>218818005ay tone.. you do realise that she'll block you straight after, right?
>>218817986get her pumped
rorke doing rorkelike things
>>218818041rorke's place
>>218818031i used to think these people were evil but honestly they are just delusional, it's like victimhood is deeply ingrained in how they think
Riley is missing. The 14-year-old was last seen in Chirnside Park on 22 January.
>>218818041bruh wtf going on in England blud :slull:
Oh this is surely gonna end well
>>218818108bro is gonna go nuclear when she dumps him after a month for being too weird and clingy
mr maker wide anus
any Devops lads in here? What's it all about like?
putting my arse up my nose
>>218818175reality: working with hundreds of unstructured terraform config text files that someone generated using chatgpt and when something goes wrong it's painful to debug because you have no visibility into the infrastructure and need to wait for 10 minutes jobs to finish every time you change a line of code to try something out
>>218818175Running terraform plans and watching them failThen watching the successful plans not applySometimes, meetings
tights skirtlong hair
mum's friend is having to have her leg amputated because of diabetes
>>218818272ever shag her up the arse?
>>218818272pscr
>>218818228t shirtshortsmedium hairmy gf was a tomboy and i will never date any other kind of girl
>>218818272grim
>>218818219>>218818224Sounds about what i've been reading, cheers lads. What i don't get is how good at coding i need to be. I can get some Python or Bash scripts set up no problem and i'm learning Terraform, but idk if they expect me to be SWE levels of knowledgeable. I come from an Infrastructure background so i wanna get more that side of it but i also think people just wouldn't bother hiring me at all if im not very strong as a programmer
>>218818272Is she obese?
luv francehate englandsimple as
>>218818327i liked france until i saw what they look like and realised they look very nonwhite swarthy and arab like
>>218818302They won't expect you to be SWE level but you'll need to know enough, which you presumably already do.
>>218818321yeah
Morning team, not long woke up. Not much on today just some laundry, housework and uni work. And maybe some gaming tonight!!
>>218818336All 'causts matter
>>218816964>>218816998For context, there are around 40,000 thatched buildings left in England today. There are 150,000 in the Netherlands.
>>218818302there's hardly any programming involved. the things you might wanna learn are kubernetes, terraform, docker, github actions or jenkins, and whatever cloud platform you're working on (AWS is most common), some platform monitoring toots would be a bonus. understanding all the AWS services will probably take the most time.
you don't see the Armenians complaining
>American Reacts to The Bradford City Football Club Stadium Fire in 1985 REACTION!
don't get why it's racist to say black people are good at sports
I'm on the nofap. And the noporn.
>>218818421Good lad finding a woman to do it with is far more satisfying anyway and semen retention helps with that
>>218818412fascist cunt
>>218818430nearly hung myself in one of these when i was a little fella
sticking my finger up my ringpiece
>>218818348im alright I suppose, not massively confident in it but i know my way around basic scripts. Will likely have a misc Github repo up before applying for jobs with some proof. Just like dumping log files somewhere or using scripts alongside the AWS CLI to clean stuff up>>218818387ok sweet. I work on AWS a fair bit already and im taking the Solutions Architect cert in May so i'm kind of hoping that gets me through the door a bit.cheers boys much appreciated
>>218818430Used to be scared of the one in Activity World in MK and would climb down the netting at the side and then ease my way through, no chance I was going to jump into it.
rorke buying mp3s for his ringtone for 99c
>>218818445HangedThe guy who diddled you in the Loo's was hung
Need to get in touch with someone about replacing my Switch screen too. I sent an email to a place recently but they didn't reply and I get super bad anxiety calling people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDMt4obmdCE
>>218818446to what end, sir?
>>218818474me in 2004had the bob marley song that i had to ring a number to get onto my phone lmao
>>218818474Get the SMS sentGet the crazy frog downloadedGet the ringtone set
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHQuGbayUpYgetting pissed
i paid for an "achmed the dead terrorist" ringtonethe "silence i kill you" oneused it for years, even when i switched to an iphone i downloaded it as an mp3 and manually set it myselfhalcyon days
>>218818569Fuck me I remember the endless adverts back in the day for all the phone shite
remember the egyptian bot
watching gay poo pooeng poo peng porn
jane from breaking bad feetYUCK
>>218818589leftypol wants to destroy this
>>218818629AYY LMAO
>>218818616yeah
it peng
13
>>218818589walk of life on the karaoke get in
Feel bored and depressed now team
>>218818175Hello there likemong
>>218818589used to go to pubs like this as a 20 year oldall the old ladies loved meold gits used to give me boomer rorke life advice like "never get married to the first girl you kiss" lmaogood times good timesi'm an alcoholic now
>>218818666Checked. idgaf
prompt engineering chatGPT to convince me to hurt myself then suing OpenAI
anyone else remember when my first gf broke up with me and then when I said I wanted to stay friends she called me and told me all the reasons she didn't want to date me and then described her most recent sexual encounter in explicit detail? haha what a time
in my mid teens I got an iPod Classic which could play videos on a decent res screen. Having a discreet portable device that could play videos was an absolute game changer for my wanking habits. I was doomed from the start
luv me norf yorkshire girlssimple as
[BBC] Arne Slot: “Again this is not going to be a popular opinion what I tell you now, maybe the reason we won the league last season is because we played Paris Saint-Germain. We had a week to prepare for league games [after going out of Champions League].”
>>218816997imagine the comfort. the luxury. i must get myself a hammock.
>>218818725this is her btw
>>218818742try the Hammock District
thank god nige got us out
>>218818756I know, I post her all the time. She had an Onlyfans but no decent leaks as of yet. She sperged out and deleted her Reddit too lol
toilberg's ringtone is that "bad to the bone" song
>>218818629she's dead in that scene tbf
>>218818756cor
>>218818766don't see anything wrong with thathe was a dictator in an oil country of course he was gonna be paranoid
just realised i'm black
>>218818774
>>218818785
>>218818785kind of lass you see on dating apps and think "yeah she'll probably match me" but then doesn't
>>218818430>first thing he does upon landing his pull his t-shirt downevery time
>>218818788my supervisor is saved on my phone as "cunt"
>>218818589Comfy
>>218818817France has the highest populations in Europe of blacks, Chinese, Jews, Muslims and gypsies
>>218818817Yeah it was a joke… I was joking…
Having a zero sugar raspberry fanta
>>218818834>Wouldn't have made it out of the VEEP writers roomWhy, because it's funny?
was at the dentist for all of 20 minutesin the chair for maybe 10back in 2 weeks for a filling and a clean£75 today, £175 next time
>>218818857alri vito
>>218818830Fair description, really. 100 years ago she'd have made a fair wife for a Yorkshireman. Now, she's single and childless in her mid-30s and not ''''settling'''' for a normal man
>>218818860I have a full sugar dessert almost every day while maintaining <12% bodyfat and also I'm not a deluded bloke who dresses as a woman
>>218818884Earning bank unlike you though, incel
WHY are Australians like this can they PLEASE fuck off
>dessertFOYYYY
>>218818719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acdJteG572w
>>218818899>t. averytinyleaf
>>218818884and you have a folder of her photos. Who's the real loser?
>>218818893Who the fuck asked?
>>218818899>>218818940samefag lolget back on reddit, avery, and show us your tits
not interested in white women
>>218818968>t. 30 year old white virgin from leeds
Mouse's new podcast starts soon
>>218818919Holy cringe
>>218819026mouseTalk
>>21881899736 year old white virgin from berkshire actually
mad how it's Wednesday afternoon already
Mousey hasn't streamed in over a week and hasn't posted for longer. It's because of the abuse I get here it upsets him and he doesn't want to reward transphobic behaviour towards his friend.
well done tranny you've killed the thread
>>218818869what a joke
It’s almost lunch time at toil and I’m gonna get Panda Express
>>218819075need to put the bins out
>>218819191enjoy your subsequent diarrhoea
sucking a covfefe
>>218819055fair enough, godspeed tarquin le fauntleroy
What does receiving a red heart emoji reaction from a woman mean, lads? She's done it twice now.
getting my hair cut soon please nobody snicker or scoff immediately afterwards
>>218819227she's not read your message, just pretending she's reacting positively in the hope of ending the chat
looking at them whilst they walk past my window
>>218819055Tell us about the 90s grandad
>>218819262What does it mean when a girl says good morning and then send a gif of a dog licking the screen
>>218819227It means she wants you to dominate her fully in a disabled bathroom
>>218819227'Bless your heart' Americans say it
>36 year old
>>218819262Why would she have not read it? It was like 10 words longI wished her a lovely weekend
>>218819366You're boring even us, can't imagine how she must feel
>>218819366It means thank you but its such a dull message theres no point in using words to reply
Cheese and onion sandwich...a classic!!
>>218819302she's 'pilled
>>218819366red heart an no reply means your message was so boring she feels the need to not only end the conversation but also send you a notification to let you know she saw your boring message.red heart and a follow up message is normally for when that particular chat is over and you're moving to a new conversation
>>218819442Weird
>>218819476I think this is a real video and not acted
>>218819391>>218819388She's an escort, our meeting was over so I didn't want to keep messaging her. I was just being polite.She actually messaged me first after I left her place.
>>218819508What app is that
niggas be saying "it's so over" nigga it never even began
wild stories
>>218819588Rorke on the hunt for a new app to harass women, as he's banned from all other (for harassment)
don't care, it's still over
>>218819588Telegram but its just the notification nit the message because im too lazy to reply rn
>>218816951Don't want to be talking like that, jerry. Easy way to end yourself up in prison for a decade or two.
throat-punched in benidormrequesting backup
The left and the right must put aside their differences and come together over their hatred of Israel
hold on, that sounds like a pig fainting!
Sir Dentastix Muncher
>>218819686"not my problem"
Rorke tried making friends
>>218819826so this is escortmong
>>218819826I think he stalked her too. Pretty sure there was more to this story
googling linkin park lyrics and crying
>>218819911stay still and prepare for this massive spunk blast
poo shit
consult the poster
>>218819826Classic Paul Dano
>>218819911i'm listening
>>218819999Any omega clowncels in?
found him in "uma game"
>>218819999Genuinely dont know if this is real or not
skinny girls with no tits are the best
>>218820169its all real
>>218820169me when thinking about reality and the universe
fart slave
>>218820240Rorke exposed
/brit/ thread moving at sub-2 posts per minute.Contrast with my prior data, where 4-8+ posts per minute was common for these hours several years ago.https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/brit%204stats.io/country/au/Schizos and namefags really have killed this place, mental.
gay porn
Thinking about the past. Big tits Victoria from school. God id have loved to shag her. I wonder what she is doing these days. Probably turned into a right milf.
>>218819826>goes after a schoolgirloh yeah nah this is just an innocent autist that didn't mean any harm
>>218820299wish i knew how to quit it
>>218820302um....
>>218819999linking this to every girl that uses purple hearts
>>218820290we all knew this was going to happen eventually lads
NEW>>218820368>>218820368>>218820368
>>218816875big bobs are ugly
