Based department edish
>>2188145412018 called they want their meme back #done
how much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
>>218814541Work there myself, not a bad job getting paid 6 figs to post the n-word online
>>218814529The fastest you’ve ever gone is 75 so I guess everything is fast to you
Most of the UK's problems could be solved overnight if we weren't wasting our time and money on other countries' problems. Simply remove immigrants and stop sending money to Israel, Europe and Africa. There, you now have billions to spend on Brits. Not hard is it.
leftypol riding his bicycle
>>218814576> remove immigrantsAnd then the NHS collapses overnightWould cost trillions not billions to sort outYou tried though bless
>>218814560You on about palS3/Golf R is about 300 brake vs 340-350ish on the jag with not much weight difference (and lower drivetrain losses with RWD vs haldex).
It is easier to get gf than it is to get a good friend
>>218814576and how to you plug the labour shortage created by removing immigrants mongo? they've backed themselves into a position they can't undo
>>218814605so true lad any friend I had always ended up betraying me in some way
>>218814588>And then the NHS collapses overnightWhy? Because they don't have millions of inbreds to look after?
>>218814588NHS has already collapsed. It's impossible to get a doctors appointment. People are waiting 18 months for critical operations. Quality of care is about as good as Nigeria's (because most foreign doctors are not trained to high standards).Not to mention a disproportionate number of patients are foreign themselves. With reduced NHS staff we'd still have enough resource to look after British people.Don't bother replying I've already looked at the statistics and worked it all out.
>>218814593Point was you probably drive like an old man. You have a jag after all
dont know anything about cars me I've got a license but dont like driving so never had a car
me? total starting shit-pooperabsolute turd mongling poo sprayer that's me(I'm full of assorted cheeses and have not shit in 3 days, this post is a cry for help)
>>218814576How do we remove the immigrants exactly? How much money do we “send” to Israel, Europe and Africa? What is that as a percentage of our GDP?
IT CAN'T BE DONE
no politics
>>218814663chortling BIG TIME at this
>>218814664>How do we remove the immigrants exactly80% of them would fuck off on their own if governmentberg didnt pay them to stay here
writing literal poetry here and autocorrectberg is ruining my vision like it knows better
>>218814645dont be silly mate, you're driving at 25 in traffic like everyone else - including old people
>>218814639NHS does issues with wait times, but care quality is heavily regulated and most serious operations are treated far faster than 18 months so your stats might need a second look
>>218814639>The NHS has already collapsed so I’ll fix it by removing a load of doctors and nursesOh Rorke, never change mate
>>218814695just turn that shi off hahahah cracka
im in my mid 30s and dont have any friendsmy father abandoned my family when i was child causing significant emotional trauma i have a distant and awkward relationship with my siblings
>>218814693Just made up nonsense. Look up average McDonald’s worker salary in India vs UKThey come here because they can actually have a life instead of living in squalor
>>218814716Rorke’s origin story
the real red pill is that the majority of nhs resources are spend on people who did it to themselveshospitals are full of fat sedentary fucks who live in booze and fast foodprioritise real health problems and the nhs budget could be reduced by 80%
>>218814716roaring
>>218814716
>>218814753good post
>>218814746plus keeping boomers alive costs loads
>>218814645I probably drive the jag faster than I did my Golf R to be fair just because it's never working that hard, 100mph isn't even 3000rpmIt's very easy to get the thing sideways as well, RWD and instant power from the supercharger so as soon as you jab the throttle on a roundabout you can get aa slide going
POV: you are a glass of sherry
>im in my mid 30s and dont have any friends>my father abandoned my family when i was child causing significant emotional trauma >i have a distant and awkward relationship with my siblings
the emotional trauma from my father issues has resulted in me spending most of my life seeking attention on 4chan from anonymous strangers
>>218814746And then large numbers of people start refusing to pay tax because you’ve decided the NHS won’t care for them so well done
>he doesnt own GOLD AND SILVER
>>218814746Not really, it’s more because of old people
>>218814771mercy!
everyone look at this mong>>218814737
rorke buying islander 5
>>218814787yeh refuse to pay tax that automatically comes out of salaries and is automatically added to purchases. good one
>>218814787good maybe they'll lose some weight when theyre prison for tax evasion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJmTKPdPwF8
>>218814782what kind of trauma?
>>218814782ktim!
Kia starmer lol
>>218814771Business idea: Frasier - Total Recall crossover
>>218814787ah yes I'm sure the average British person will of a sudden not do as they're told
>>218814823see>>218814716
>>218814810Because self employed people do not exist
Hiya x
>>218814847omg heyyyyy ^_^
>invited to ebay survey that says I'm invited because I sold certain items and I'll get a £15 gift card for completing it>complete survey>"sorry you're not eligible because you have not sold multiple of X item"feel like I've been mugged off a bit here
>>218814844yes im sure they'll all gladly opt to have their businesses closed, made bankrupt, and have their lives ruined. good one
Kier Yusuf
the raped
Which way white man?
can someone remind me how left-wing values and islamic values align? they seem at odds with each other 2bh
Demonstrating the Laffer Curve to Rorke with a basic diagram drawn on the back of a barmat so he cuts corporate tax to 0% and privatises council libraries
>>218814859They probably hit the quotas for your demographic and it's just an excuse
>>218814886Getting rid of white majorities asapIslam has some other stuff in there too but that is all leftism is about
>>218814787Good, the British state is objectively evil and must be dismantled, if millions of people refused to pay tax that would be morally good.
>>218814874video games were a mistake
If Kier Starmer was a gay camelid he'd be Queer Llama
>>218814886they dont but muslims are just abusing toxic left-wing empathy and ignorance to further their own agendas. and leftists are just idiots and refuse to investigate mainstream islamic beliefs. probably too many uncomfortable truths that would destabilise their worldview
>>218814874>left>killing his lungs and himself >posing>extremely self-conscious>right>visibly happy>dressed comfortably>no shits givenobvious choice
>>218814842Have you tried reconciling with your siblings
Decide not to treat people who made themselves sick through lifestyle choices and then those people get sicker, they lose their jobs, they stop paying tax, they get even sicker, then their relatives have to quit their jobs to look after them, then they aren’t paying tax either and in fact are taking tax money because you’ll be paying them carers allowance and other benefits so they can live…
>>218814886leftypol and rasheed both favour huge controlling systems that dictate all aspects of life by outlawing what they see as harmful behaviours and fostering a hardline us and them mindset so in that sense they are very much alike plus leftypol worships brown people
>>218814932>Decide not to treat people who made themselves sick through lifestyle choicesRefusing treatment to vaxxies is based desuNo refunds
Sir Rupert Lowe
ah yes £250bn a YEAR on the NHS and people still die waiting for a bed at a hospital. Dont hear about that in America do you?
>>218814950Grow up.
>>218814908To be fair I wouldn't have been a shagger if videogames didn't exist. I'd probably be a train modeler or stamp collector
putting some of that lao gan ma chilli crisp oil on my fried eggs with toast it lush
stay inside your homes and wait for a government official to tell you what to post
leftypol shags the EU but shits his nappy at the mere mention of adopting their sensible health care systems as a way of improving the NHS. why is he so mindraped?
people have a serious misunderstanding of the private insurance healthcare model. Instead of paying £100 a month on national insurance for wogs and drug addicts you dont know to get healthcare, you have a £100 monthly subscription model for just your healthcare when you eventually need it. A vastly superior system and you know it
>>218814940right but their respective belief systems and moral frameworks are diametrically opposed in all ways.they're never going to be able to agree on anything.
>>218814994bore off back to pol you boring bastard
>>218814989Rorke you’ve been saying we should kick out thousands of doctors and nurses and your solution to waiting lists is “just don’t treat fat people lol” your solution isn’t sensible you’re just a retard mate
>>218815009kill yourself indian freak
>>218814926im a pathetic 4chan addict
>>218814994yh people act like the alternative is an american style health service which is run by monopolies leftypol loves his centralisation though
>>218814980the chicken flavoured one is p gud.
Need to sniff her butt.
>>218815014you're arguing with fictional people inside your head again
bloody bloody benchod bastaaaard
>>218815014fatty fingers blobbed out this post
>>218814994Then you get cancer and you go £200k into debt just for surgery and chemotherapy because your insurance only covers up to a certain amount
>>218815050does that happen in Europe?
just done 25 minutes on the stair master
>>218815050and then the government covers the rest. which is an improvement on the current system
>>218814639>It's impossible to get a doctors appointment.No it isn't, my local GP surgery gave me an appointment quickly recently
>>218815050That's not how it works. We have private health care and that never happens.
>>218815060Does all of “Europe” have the same healthcare system yeah?
>>218815078Never ask a babarian what happened in Munich in 1936
>>218815089fancy answering the question instead of dodging and hoping no one notices?
>>218815050You dont understand insurance do you? In the US, insurance plans can be shared from your parents up until youre 26. You have an antiquated and reddit cartoon view of private healthcare. Mate we spend 250 BILLION A YEAR on the NHS and its still failing. Less ambulances, less beds, less doctors, its very obviously not working and you want this to carry on because youre some leftymong who gets all misty eyed over muh bevan and da war
>>218815082i think you're confused, the only alternative to our inefficient sacred cow system is a horrible ultra-capitalist yank health care system.
sitting down on the toilet and pissing up into my own face
I have private health insurance through toil so now I support scrapping the NHS
>>218815082You have private companies contracted by the government, not the same thing
>>218815089yeh, nearly
>>clocks the ever-living fuck out of you
>>218815134Least degenerate NRL player
>>218815018get a grip, don't make everything you consume a personality.
>>218815134same but pissing up my own arse
>deadlift session next week is 6 doubles with 270kgI am going to die
>>218815147Bismarck is much cooler I say we go with him
>>218815218you might go thirsty without beverages
>>218815211Do you like to goon after deadlift? I find it hard to resist having a wankalankadingdong after lifting
>>218815072i just run up and down the stairs me
some of them look alri these days
the NHS is like 90% admin 10% doctors and 50 years ago it was 50-50basically get rid of all the bullshit jobs that only exist to keep women away from home where they might increase the white birthrate and the NHS would function way better
The film Titanic is based on a real ship that sunk.
>>218815236Peters (in the posting of) is allowedIt has always been allowed
>>218815284but then they'd need more doctors to do the births rorke you mong
>>218815284>the NHS is like 90% admin 10% doctorsThis isn't actually true, as far as state health services go the NHS is quite streamlined. The problem is more that it's taken on a lot more than it was ever intended to
Big fan of the beverage systemGET THE PINTS INhahahaha
>>218815284Nice one Rorke. Take it to Zia Yusuf and get it added to the manifesto, they’ll love that one!
>>218815323sc
>>218815266*smells of poo*
lover of books, letters, tea & rain
glod
>>218814874You couldn't put that puff on the right in a suit and expect him to look good.Left looks good because he is a man, the guy on the right looks like a toddler.
>>218815141But still private right? And the public sector picks up the slack if you don't have an insurance (very rare since it's mandatory).My aunt had cancer and she received a lot of treatment, including experimental and targeted therapies. She never had to pay for it.
>He was taken a prisoner of ar in May, 1915, but escaped after about six hours' captivity and, though badly wounded, made his way back to the and Battalion lines Lille. He was immediately admitted to hospital and subsequently valided from the service on account of his wounds. He was awarded D.C.M. for conspicuous gallantry on May 9/toth, 1915, nearGreat grandadberg got a medal and missed the rest of the war. Probably why he's greatgrandadberg not great uncle that died in the war(berg)
>>218814874>born in le wrong generation XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YKbcWQNtE0
shaving my head, putting on my overalls and armband
Are Brits constantly horny? It doesn't seem like it
>>218815539not wanked for a while
>>218815539ShaggingtonArse Shaggington
>>218815480cat mime
>>218815151Keep your hands to yourself or there will be catastrophic consequences.
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli
>>218815134alri jerma
>>218815597the lads
right well that's a group of men wanking and cumming together
There's only one 'Arry Kane
Ah yes, another brilliant shitpost from an Australian.
>>218815597are these lads bent or straight? hard to tell
>>218815626wow
>>218815626Farmers league or is he just really good
>>218815626Shame he can't do this when he's playing for England
>>218815692Bit of bothI can see why he wants to stay
neets live very slow lives.they walk slowly and they talk slowly. very relaxed people.
>>218815709I bet being a millionaire in Bavaria is really comfy.
>>218815692Bundesliga is like the scottish prem. a monopolised joke
Why do Australians want to be involved in American politics so badly?I mean for fucks sake no shit he’s not your mayor you fucking FOREIGNER
>>218815736scotland is a duopoly at least
accidentally clicked the wanking webm and accidentally watched it multiple times. really disgusting 2bh seeing those blokes rubbing thick pole at full mast
>>218815745Zohran is a cool name
>>218815597must be have been an awkward five minutes after they were all done
Bit chilly isn't it?
Dugong skeleton. It’s a bit unsettling how most marine mammals have no pelvis or hind limbs.
todays eats>breakfastlentils on toast>lunchplum, apricot, pistachio nuts, dried berries, tub of blue berries, banana, samosa>dinner2 chicken burgers, chicken nuggets, mixed veggies
>>218815745i don't understand what he was thinkinghe doesn't live in new york of course he's not his mayor
>>218815810so this is rorke
might commit genocide
>>218815810Wonder what they taste like
>>218815810the tail is a limb
heads = get mongbong'd tonight on cheap vodkatails = attempt to hang myself with spaghetti
>>218815849how jewish of you
>>218815859looks like SSM's old bungalow
>disgusting maori dog freak thinks I'm gonna reply to itlol literally fucking kill yourself you brown monkey, you odious little rodent cunt
it pie night
>>218815926fantastic post
this thing is alive
>>218815922woof woof
>>218815926
>>218815922fantastic post
might hoover my bedroom it's getting dusty
>>218815962do (You) have a henry?
tummy time!*kisses tummy*
>>218815991nah russell 'obbs
*sets the dance machine up to maximum and gets a perfect score*
WFH so kebab for lunch de lids :3
Looks like Quentin is back looking for more jokes to steal and post on his Twitter.
>>218816011lush
about to have my third shit of the dayshouldn't have hammered the jack daniels last night (waheeeyyyy, etc)
>>218816022It's not Quentin. It's Spaino.
>>218816011kys
>>218816057Literally the same person.
The ol' rigmarole
spottemgottem linked up with pooh shiesty, need it or keep it?
you thereirishmanget out of my country
>>218816022Read through his Twitter profile recently and it is clear that he is extremely mentally ill and needs help.
>>218815996
>>218816124naughty scran lidwonder if it'll burn coming out of the other side
>>218816129b-b-b-but im in ireland
>>218816186
that maori retard is just a sperg on the paedophile botnet website
The ol' rimahole
>>218816197i'm one of the few here that isn't a racist noncey freakazoid
>my assistant at work actually showing me pictures of her trying on her bikini haul from Shein she took last nightIt's over
>>218816228Prove you're in New Zealand then
>>218816257already have before
mad how /brit/ has been less mental lately
>>218816256Who are you quoting
>>218816268yeah you just suddenly appeared the moment the japanese nonce left before christmas (also an available flag to post under on the botnet)
>>218816268Should be easy then x
>>218816256Yeah? She did, did she?
hey ho haven't got a job besides the dole
>lammy on pmqsgrim
pink pantheress when she was in year 9
>>218816310have I ever posted anything noncey? I literally post about what I eat or just chat with the australians. You only care about me because of my flag, I would prefer to just fit in with the UK flag if I could>>218816312It was a canadian flag that I had to do it for, it was probably you, not my fault you have a bad memory/can't use the archive
>>218816340Don't call me that
>>218816336Screaming, extremely based lineup of posts
grimmer than the grimm brothers talesthey are not grim
sir yukihana lammy
>>218816359Should be easy then x
>>218816359>I would prefer to just fit in with the UK flag if I couldI wouldnt I love your unique contributions to the thread
>>218816357
>>218816383
yeah i'm sure most of us have been to new zealand and they're just like us, totally real place
got beaten up by plenty of black kids in schoolwhite guys i would always wini've still never won a fight against a black person
>>218816404>us
wind it up
pack it in
>>218816413Looks like some fake shit Tommy ten names fans repost on Facebook
>>218816435grow up mate
>>218816419screm
screaming into a wasps nest wearing protective armor
>>218816416What is your height and weight?
On line for spud brosPotato with cheese and chili oh yes that's what its about
>>218816431So all these bot accounts in the replies. How are they actually run is it a real person behind the bot account or is it a bot behind the bot account?
curry wrap for lunch
ケィーア スターマー様
Rorke: Remember who you are.Leftypol: Forget who you are. You have no history. Borders are childish. You basically don't exist.
>>218816469Yummy
>>218816419>(You)Me:English 41.4% Irish 6.3% Welsh 4.6% Austrian & Southern German 18.5%Dutch & Northern German 14.0% French 4.8% Swiss, Southwestern German and Western Austrian 2.3%Belgian, Rhinelander & Southern Dutch 1.2%
>>218816491
>>218816493>100% raped
hello
>>218816493Ok nice bs dna test from a very very dodgy company. Real people trace their lineage back on paper
>>218816521>youre still riding my dick
>>218816483Mix them together what do you get
>>218816530hey
leftover christmas dinner for luncheon
>>218816531ok but uh like umm like im too poor and plus like science isnt real bcos my mummy is a n*ggerstfu blud bro stupid faggot
What a stupid reply lmfao
>>218816563>100% a faggot
>>218816493nice! here is mine.
The fear is that boomers think living conditions are getting materially better because they can't figure out they're speaking to AI and not a human
>>218816570I have never sucked cockCan you say the same?
North Americans duking it out in my British Culture forum.
Finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
>>218816575Rorkes hero
>>218816585Sorry mate
>>218816435If only
They’re going to build a holocaust memorial next to parliament
most british man in /brit/, me
>>218816359the maori proved he was jew Zealander when he did that gay vocaroo and we had to listen to his faggot coconut voice. gave me cancer in the ears it did. btw you little animal, who is scottish and who is maori? let me guess, your whore of a mother is scottish and your dad is a brown subhuman?
no garlic sauce availablepizza has to be consumed dry
>>218816589How was it?
>>218816011why does it look so red that it came out of satan's assholeevery google image shows poo brown with a grey hue
>>218816620Gael Bull
>>218816584youre not british fuck off silly annoying bitch
dentist in an hour. dreading it. i hate going and wish i hadnt made the appointment.
>>218816620Say "God Save The King" right NOW!
>>218816620Fenian freak
>>218816620There was guy who used to post here who had 99% north walesAlways wondered if he’d look like a chad or a inbred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZn0W0HQ-q4actually terrifying
>>218816644Neither are you
>>218816615rasheed seething and thats a good thing
>>218816668annoying bitch
>>218816646*that all seems to be fine anon, see you in 6months * that will be £90 btw
>>218816624get some brown sauce on it
>>218816676You dont need to sign your posts
>>218816668ive posted proof that i am. stupid annoying whiny bitch
You know it’s an extremely dogshit thread when half of it is gingernonce and dtfic melting down together
>>218816678thats best case scenario
>>218816691annoying bitch
nice job making your most loyal colonies on the other side of the world
raped paedo melty
>>218816693You will never be British
>>218816624Natural oils from the cheese will help that badboy slide right down your gullet mate. Don't worry about it.
>>218816721have sex you fat fucker
stopped going to the dentists because it has always been fine and never needed anything other than a cleaning at the maximum, no fillings or anythingi can clean them at home, and at this point in life i'm sure they'll be fine forever.
>>218816708>>218816730You don't need to sign your posts
>>218816708What’s up amigo
>>218816754fat loser
>>218816722i'll slide something down your gullet in a minute
>>218816737I drink a lot of tea and coffee the scale and (P)olish gets rid of stains i cant at home. Otherwise i wouldnt go either
>>218816765You don't need to sign your posts
>>218816761the raped
>>218816632Was good. Music was very nice and the plot is very interesting. Of the two endings, the one I got was very good. Characters are decent and the enemies have great designs.Not a big fan of the parry and dodging, you get a bunch of different weapons and bits for buildcrafting but the value greatly drops once you figure out the parry system because you can just negate all damage.Overall I had fun. Decent game but probably not deserving of the megawanking it got online
>>218816777You havent had an original thought your entire life you brain dead fuck up
The Bart, the
>>218816768that's probably a good idealast time i went was before 2020 after a 5 year break and he just told me to stop smoking (i don't)reckon that's the tea and coffee as well.
>>218816788everyone in your life would be relieved if you died
>>218816780>>218816788You don't need to sign your posts
>>218816797>>218816799the raped
>>218816808You don't need to sign your posts
Gingernonce vs DTFIC try not to reply to every (You) they receive challenge
We need to import more brown men and get them on every benefit possible, we HAVE to replace the native population with foreigners Rorke so stop wanking to that purple-haired girl and start wanking off a refugee
>>218816821You don't need to have sex. Fatso
Uh oh somebody is upset he isn't getting attention
>>218816842You don't need to sign your posts
idiots
>>218816834I have sex for fun You don't need to sign your posts
raped meltdown
yankdown
>>218816875
nailing clue gainer posts up about town
NEW>>218816883>>218816883>>218816883
>>218816781Might get it on sale its not like 100hours is it?
>>218816941I did the game in 36 hours, but I also spent a lot of time exploring optional areas and shit
