Braces edition
first for tories
woke up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rmxjk5RQ
off to toilblatt, as it were
bomba bloodclat toil mon
>>218811408i want to cum on that
wfhtoil looms
nonce edish again is it
>>218811408bet she would do a GREAT teeth test
>Chris Mason: Both Tories and Labour feel the Reform heebie-jeebiesyour opinion on this
What are your thoughts on Sydney Sweeney's new lingerie brand? I personally think the brassieres are quite derivative
I'm trying to emotionally detach myself from the escort I've been seeing lads. I keep having these romantic fantasies but I'm trying to just focus on the memory of fucking her hard in missionary while she moaned. I can take satisfaction in that.
Don’t know what else I can do I’ve lowered the price like 10 times I’ve got a billion people watching it but no one is buying my iPad
>>218811690The lacy knickers keep snagging on my ball hair
>>218811689reform are a meme
>>218811768older gen ipads are still useable and always on offer so people aren't gonna buy a second hand one unless it's a proper bargain
clogwog
auswog
>>218811846ktiy (kek this is you)
>>218811145>>218811177
>>218811866i wouldn't board that plane
>>218811876Hmm? Why not?
>>218811876But you haven't seen what it looks like.
irish woman flying the plane let me tell you i got off there and then
>>218811866I was on that plane and when we landed in Paramaribo everybody started twerking, on the way back the dole office set up a booth in the back of the plane
>>218811689reform are shit but they're obviously going to win
got my doodle out
>>218811928me too as I just had a shower
Toil in 40 minutes. Much rather be wanking.
mad how you read about leaders of countries who get couped or otherwise fall from power, go into exile, and it seems like half the time they die within a year or two
>>218811801It’s literally brand new still sealed in the box I got it for Christmas
>>218811981how much do you want for it
dreaming of a brown britain where every single person has a victim mentality and we have reality tv shows where people trace back their ancestors and whoevers suffered most win a free years supply of the bugs
>>218811768>>218811981They've noticed you keep lowering the price, they probably assume you'll keep lowering it. Just put best offer on the listing
>>218811994150 less than what it costs to buy
36c and raining, it's like bloody singapore here lads
unc selling his cum covered dead battery 10 year old goon pad for £150 lmao
Misty out
>ruins britain forever
>>218812024I won’t lower it anymore then>>218812053It’s sealed in the box still bro
>>218812053sc
>>218812054The Highway Code (Rule 243) states you must not park opposite or within 10 metres (32 feet) of a junction, unless in a marked, authorized bay
>>218812054the pudsey prowler prepares to pounce
>>218812081there is a bay, fucking idiot
i need more power
>>218812103I love LOVE the little stripes of grey bricks
>>218812103Is that a house or flats
Usually an Aston Martin parked here but today it a RenaultFallen on hard times perhaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n78rcVoIr8
Sir Incelwalk Morningstar
imagine how weird it would be being a Ghanaian footballer who gets signed for a team in like Bulgaria or something Having to go and live there
Damilola Plovdiv
Nigel Slater is my favourite homosexual
>>218812242Mine is Rylan seems like a lad
>>218812250OK
>homer bimpson
>Campbell has criticised the lack of racial diversity in The Football Association ("FA"), and he made newspaper headlines in March 2014 after claiming that institutional racism on the part of the FA meant he was never chosen to captain the England team during his playing career.[129] Campbell had been named as starting captain for England in a friendly against the United States in May 2005 under Sven-Göran Eriksson
>>218812096its not really a marked bay though is it you rude cunt
when will louis theroux get off his arse and get some docukineux madeamerica is ripe for itall that saville stuff really did a number on his output
tiktok and youtube shorts comments sections are all fucking garbage. i don't know what it is about short vertical content and the comments, but they are truly the worst.god save the king
>>218812278nobody cares geodickhead
rorke, remember when you unironically posted this back in ~2016? I do...
>>218812287He’s doing one on HS tikkytokky
>>218812301our amphibious friend will always be basedthe others? not so much
>>218812295grow upoh and i accept your concession
>>218812288#ftpkatvtotgstk
>>218812301I was 10 in 2016 so no I don’t remember
>>218812310I haven't got concussion
>>218812301lol post the 4 british pepes one
>>218812307he's gone soft and lazy recently. that sounds too tame.he's supposed to do druggy brothels and weird evangelists. showing shocking stuff, with his reaction to it all.
>>218812287He's been shite since his scientology film
>>218812335No
yes i say please and thank you to the AIyes i say good morning to ityes i ask it how its day isif you dont then dont worry, your time will come at the Reckoning
good morning you wretched incel creatures
>>218812301even in 2016 this was seen as satire apart from /r/thedonald and some MAGAtards on /pol/
>>218811866why don't they call the police? there's a nigger stealing the plane
my hair is so crapno one will ever love me
>>218812488
>>218812469Ah and now you’re rewriting history.
ive got balls palsy
>>218812400>Shades that cover half your face Cheating really. Would NOT hire this Wayne Lineker lookalike
>>218812501classic rorke
realized that we're reaching the point where androids in human skin walking amongst us isn't so far-fetched
Do you recognise these framed football jerseys? These two jerseys, no. 11 and no. 8, have been framed side by side. Investigators believe they are not a commercial product.
tummy hurts again todaysomething wrong with my internals
>2016 was 10 years ago
>>218812556did you fight in the meme war son?
>>218812488naboo's miracle wax
Never been to one of those fancy restaurants that put the beans in a separate pot
shadilay my fellow oldflag 'pedes and little deplorables
>>218812544
>>218812579Ok unc
im hearing that homosexualism is caused by parasitesdid you know that
>>218812545the thing about arsenal is they always try and walk it in (to kids)
>>218812608they don't want you to know that chinaman is also likely a clankerchina's human population is only around 740 million, the rest are bots
so this is rorke
>>218812642Before woke
>>218812610nonono i hear its caused by abuse during childhood you see. look at this image ive attached to my post yes i think youll find it accurately portrays the common scenario yes
>>218812647
tiktok and shorts comments sections are all fucking garbage, god save the kingI HATE RORKE SO MUCH AAAAAARGH!!!!!! RORRRKE!! STOP THIS MADNESS AT ONCE!!! IT'S UTTERLY UNBECOMING!!! ROOORRKE!!!!!@!@!@!@!
>>218812610all gays are under the possession of one demonthat's why they all begin to sound the same with that voice
going back to 2019
>>218812671sounds like one of them charger bitches
Any Australian that posts here could secretly be a jeet for all we know and we’d be none the wiser.
>>218812713reckon an abo has ever posted on 4chan?
>>218812716Not sure. I know absolutely zero about them, except the can’t watch movies with dead actors in them.
>>218812713Statistically more likely to be an American flag
mum says im cooped up inside and need to fly the nest and experience life because mine is passing me by
>>218812796are you accounting for per capita theory?
Why is every kid's book these days something like[Celebrity author] - The Poo that Farted out Christmas
>>218812819because it's not kids buying them it's the pooposters
>>218812813Yup
Which one of you pathetic gay limey nonces sang that "I want to shite all by myself" line zoomers keep spamming on their short form content?
yanks roasting abos is fucking glorious every time
>>218812845well then you're wrongsuppose every american citizen had equal inclination to posting on /brit/ then a US flag would be more likely to be non-white than an australian, but australia has a higher proportion of south asians than we do
Need some advice regarding the escort lads.I last saw her on Sunday 25th Jan. After I left she texted me to say she could do Sunday 8th Feb for our next meeting to which I agreed and she said "great, I'll save it". She also said I can just text her to arrange future meetings rather than booking on AdultWork. She usually updates her AW profile every few days. I'm a little anxious that she might forget about me and put availability for the time we agreed on her profile.We have met 4 times now so am I overreacting and panicking too much? I was planning to wait a few days then text her.
still not blocked by ofcom then
>>218812869Are you a spaz?
>>218812889why would they block a GCHQ honeypotthe doxxocaust is coming
>>218812902dont reply to him or even acknowledge his posts retard
that black woman getting sprayed in america is a bit mental cause like how are you meant to stop a real acid attack like thatnot like guns where you can metal detect and set up countersnipers and thatbit frightening really
>>218812919they will be gathering us all for a special mission TRQST THE PLQNPATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
>>218812865Find it hard to hate them really they are actually somehow capable of going back to being tribal if it even counts as tribalThey just wander around for months meeting one other person briefly and eat bushes and don't die due to heat and poison resistanceSomehow exposure doesn't kill them at least not quick enough to stop them breeding They are like the camels of AustraliaWhich makes them the ships of the outback I guess >>218812889Two more weeks before the UK government arrests the hacker known as 4chan for not blocking you
saw my arch nemesis at iga
>>218812940pH test kit checkpointsFor the children chud
>>218812809left home at 18 myselfnow im a big strong independent boy aged 31
>>218812902NoWhat should I do?
>>218812955Shut up kogafag...
>>218812940taste of her own medicine innit. muslims are doing that to people all the fucking time
>>218812967I’m 23 and never had a job
theres some rum folk about
Hi my name is rikka, im a trans girl from england. I've been extremely lonely recently, and ive been having a rough time with some stuff I dont wanna talk about, so im posting here trying to find someone in the UK who might like me.I would like to say a few things before I introduce myself cuz I think its important even though id honestly rather not talk about this stuff. I am mute, meaning I cant talk ever, i still love conversations and all of that I just cant do them with words from my mouth. The second thing is I am mentally disabled which does affect my life on a day to day basis and i cant do alot of stuff because of it, like go out on my own, have a job and things of that nature, now that sad stuff is explained ill say a little bit about myself.some of my interests are reading (mainly manga and comics desu), gaming (open world survival craft being my favourite genre) and skateboarding, I also quite like the outside and adventures. Personallity wise im very clingy and obsessive aswell as quite submissive, im a huge yapper even if im a bit shy at first.what im looking for is someone with similair interests to me who can play games with me on PC, talk to me for hours and jsut hangout in general. Personaltiy wise id like someone more dominant since thats what I prefer aswell as someone confident in themselves.thank you for reading and if ur interested send me a dm
>>218813019white trannies who choose japanese names are always indescribably autistic
rorke (never attended a church service in his life) up in arms about the new female archbishop of canterbury
>I am mute, meaning I cant talk ever,> a huge yapper yapping out your arse?
>>218813034surprised there hasn't been a new christian church movement in britaini'm not christian but if i was i certainly would be disgusted by the church of england
>>218813066nice job immediately proving his point kek
>>218813103lol i suppose i didstill, it doesn't take a theologian to tell that the recent decisions of the anglican church go against traditional christian doctrine
>>218813066*If I wereHypotheticalSubjunctive mood
there was a rape every 54 minutes in London last year.
>>218813137you had your chance to form an english academythis language is for me to do with as i please
>>218813144All part and parcel
>>218813144In 2025 a phone was stolen every 5 minutes in London
wee wees just dripped out and now my pants are wet
mad how they have churches and jobs based around worshiping the main character in a work of fiction. in 2000 years they'll probably have a church for worshipping harry potter because his magic was better than jesus and he beat voldemort
>>218813144
>>218813144completely worth it for the mediocre greasy kebabs rorke.
>>218813167Wow you're so smart
Liking braces means you’re a nonce
>>218813167Mad how Christianity continuously improved British for more than a thousand years straight and the instant atheists took control they set about dismantling everything
Sir Pass Gasser
absolutely heinous creation just exited my rear
>>218813184It's white people doing it, rorke
i got secret copies of chinese minecraft on my thinkpad
Carol Kirkwood domination
rorke wanking to zoo in the middle of tescoleftypol wanking to nuts in the middle of asda
rorke claiming how much he hates pakis whilst eating a kebab. curious........
>>218813289yjk
>>218813321problem?
>>218813194the renaissance was a turning away from strict christian dogma, and that's when advancement began acceleratingit went too far when we started accepting and approving of anti-civilizational things like open homosexuality, lenient punishments for crimes, mass immigration
Congoloid nigger BBCs
Please God save my wretched chud soul
>>218813399leftypols mico-penis twitching in its chastity cage
Rorke complaining about immigrants numbers while using the Arabic numbering system. Truly a man of contradiction.
>>218812054wold be kino if not for the fragrant road violationsnobody in this country can fucking drive
>>218813423your dad ditched your family and left your pathetic mother sad and alone for the rest of her life lol
>>218813432parking violations have nothing to do with driving skilldriving itself is so easy an ape could do it
saw so many exciting dreams tonight I've literally lost count. so many places visited, so many people met, just constant kino.
footage from the last /brit/ meetup dropped
>>218813450exactly which is why i don't get people complaining about the test being "too easy"pass rates here are 30-40% which makes it one of the hardest tests in the worldthe reason our roads are dire is because immigrants, poor people, white van owners, and other undesirables drive here as though it were india
>>218813470I had a dream where I went into a vape shop but they were selling food so I asked for 2 sausage rolls and he said you know this is a vape shop right and I said yeah. he gave me the sausage rolls and I started eating straight away but mayo squeezed out of one onto my arm and I asked could he get me a chorizo and mayo sandwich as well. there was a lot of sausage and mayo involved and I went into a vape shop which is orally focused so I feel like it was quite a gay dream
>>218813484looks a bit gay
Getting close to finishing this little lads (I am supporting the British economy)
Is it a job requirement that you be a newly arrived African who speaks incomprehensible English and is addicted to their phone to work for TFL?Because it certainly seems like it
>>218811408very erotic
>>218813518thank you for supporting the British tabletop miniature war game industry
mi also addicted to mi phone
>>218813499>pass rates here are 30-40% which makes it one of the hardest tests in the worldThey randomly shoot up if you're brown and end up at a test centre with someone who looks like you :)
>>218813519reckon it's a job requirement that you accept shit wages so no native will do it
>>218813519Its a requirement that you're based in the London area so pretty much exactly that, yes.
>>218813519bit unreasonable to expect these companies to pay a decent wage, rorke.
>>218813548browns get their foreign license converted depending on where they're fromin most countries you get a licence for being able to put your foot on the accelerator and turn a corner that's how all those taxi drivers have a job here despite not being able to drive
>>218813499well on the other hand thousands of people die from car accidents every year in europebut, transportation has always had its hazardsimagine how many people died at sea when sailing ships were the mode of transportation
i am completly sober and sane and can be trusted with a motor vehicle
>>218813625wonder what this fella is up to these days
>>218813625yet another leftoid exposed as being a paedo
>>218813625why's he got a coat on indoors
small penis humiliation joi asmr
remembering that time where i thought "clobbering a poo" and someone posted that exact phrase an hour later despite it having never been posted before so no chance i had seen it before
>>218813706
>>218813722i wonder if they were all me but i was too drunk to rememberotherwise must have been when i had the carbon monoxide poisoningi don't even remember that post
Rorke getting kecked in the PE changing rooms and everyone laughing at his swc and 3XL Jacamo boxers
>>218813755trust you to think about children's willies
>>218813760well thats leftypol done once more
>>218813760sent that nonce flying
>>218813770He's a genuine nonce. Had his tripcode banned for posting cp
>>218813760raped that cunt in half
work with this chap, 32 years old, he's just developed a nut allergyhe's been gobbling nuts his entire life turns out these allergies can just come out of nowhere like thatmadif I ever develop a cheese/dairy allergy it won't stop me desu
>>218813793these people just need to be ground into biofuel at this point there's really no other viable solution for them
Now I am thinking about Emma Watson's poo.
>>218813813you've been doing that for 10 years ya dweeb
bingo bango bongo i'm so happy in the jungle i refuse to gooooooo
>>218813828grim to think some people have been using this site for so long. i was in year 9 when this cunt was starting spamming about Emma Watson pooing
>>218813828grim
my ex gf was basically just as lazy as me so we ended up living in a bit of a shithole, my gf now is a proper clean freak who does literally everything i can just throw my clothes on the floor and she'll wash them and put them away its acesuppose this is what women are meant to be like
looking into the chinese ai dragon video phenomenon
>>218813863alri literal foetus
>>218813828You can see the fat and grease in the hand and arm hair. Imagine what he looks like now.
calling funnies gems and dogshit zingers coal and brimstone is hilarious i love gen alpha
>>218813828what a mong lmao
>>218813877I hope you let her know how much you appreciate her x
>>218813828get a look at the length of those fingersthis freak is 5'5 max
>>218813863I used to think most posters here were my age too but at least a good third are millennials in their mid 30s or even more who have been posting here for over a decade. Gives me the creeps honestly
>>218813912they get really fucking mad when you make fun of them for it too kek
>>218813828i was in year 8
>>218813912your post depresses me
>>2188139055'10" actually, and I don't weigh as much as I did back then tyvm.
>>218813877Neither of those women exist
walked in on my nan with her middle finger wrist deep up her nose
>>218813940not a chance mate. post your height on your licence, that shit is 5'5 for sure
>>218813897yh sometimes x
literally been posting on and off since 2006
walked in on my nan with her middle finger wrist deep up her arse
>>218813921corrr
>>218811408noncey edition
>>218813877sounds like my wife. she does all my cooking and cleaning, it’s based (although does make me feel a bit lazy and guilty sometimes)
genuinely don’t know how I’m gonna cope when my brother leaves for uni this yearI will be alone then no mates
oh my days i am talking to literal zoomers herei always assumed you were all 30+been here since 2007 and thought you'd all grown up with me here
>>218813986holy uncoli
>>218813986got any ancient wisdom for us sensei?
>>218813986did you ever think your life wouldn’t move on in 20 years?
imagine having an arab gf
>>218813877only had one gf i lived with and she was lazy as fuck, never cooked, never cleaned and was messy. I'm a clean freak so always ended up doing it all and it was like having a child. she ended up cheating on me and I felt like a right mug
>>218814004they dont look like that
Rorke buying himself a little cake and candles to celebrate his 20th 4channiversary
any player hating nigga man in
>>218814023That one does
>>218814028SCRM MIAMG
>The Rwandan government is claiming it is owed £100m by the UK over payments due under an asylum agreement cancelled by Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer.
>>218814028taking photos of himself spoonfeeding the cake to a picture of bradley walsh on his monitor like those old /a/ valentines day threads
are kemi spitting pure fire rn fr fr
sister complaining about the squelching sounds of me picking my nose and eating it
>>218814052POO SWUEALIJG
>>218814059pmqs is just the reform hate minute lol
currently enjoying the thirst crushing power of an ice cold SOLO ©
>>218811408'd love to put my penis in there. reckon it'd feel ethereal
coworker of 2 years mother has died the funerals today should i go dont really know him that well
>>218814097gf sucked me off last night. it really does feel incredible if she knows what she’s doing.
>>218814092high IQ and extremely white post
>>218814103
britain is a backwater for the rest of our livesithe tides could potentially be turned at great cost
you literally are not ensouled if you've never sipped an ice cold kirks pasito btw
therapist was offering me some CBT so i enthusiastically accepted and boy was i disappointed
>>218814130Teach us how mate, we need Yank guidance
dont drink fizzy drinksbad for you
>>218814169>>218814092sugary fizzy drinks are manchildren and obese
>>218814189wanna try that again in english lad
>in Sir Woke Barmer's yookay you can't buy a new RWD petrol saloon with a 6 cylinder+ engine How did we get so gay?
>>218814189You and your mum are big fans then eh Rorke?
>>218814174fuck off they made it what it is today
>>218814202you manchild obese keep drinking sugar fizzy>>218814210mum yes she obese
>>218814202>>218814210bodied that fat spaz
I bet the silly yank bastard replies with absolutely no concept of irony
>>218814238can already picture him writing up his ten stage plan to fix britain step 1: give every wog a gun
got some tofu in the air fryer getting fried by air
>>218814203You don’t even have your license fella
>>218814174it would require us becoming enemiesyou wouldn't want that, would you?
>>218814114you don't have a gf, but yeah getting sucked off is lush>>218814202exterminated that runt
hit or miss guess they never miss huh
poo 2026 scream
U just know aussies are gonna be goofy as hell, brits gonna crack some jokes, yanks not gonna give af, and mousey gonna do what he does best
The tip broke on my Apple Pencil so I went on the website to buy some more and they were 19 fucking quid for a pack of 4Went to the Apple Store this morning and the lovely Chinese girl working there gave me them for free! Based!
pasito will make you fata can has 38 grams of sugara bottle has 125 grams of sugar
desu i am using claude to do my programming simply because i don't care about the work. it outputs total shit and i get paid. when it all crumbles down i will have left the company
>>218814298JesusYou’re not meant to have more than 30g sugar a day
>>218814295post your homosexual activities in /lgbt/ next time
wanna get my bell end sucked off by a lush lass
>>218814298soft drink is.... bad for you??i'll... i'll spread the word....
>>218814295was she fit?
leftypol ass lookin thumbnail
>>218814295Based on what?
being "winged" is a sign of low IQ
ROCK N ROLL PASITOROCK N ROLL PASITOROCK N ROLL PASITOROCK N ROLL PASITORock over DubboRock over QuangersThere's a lot of bad luck going 'round but I'm lucky I'm with AAMI
>>218814295>Chinese girlHow did you know she was Chinese, did she have dirty knees?
>>218814347why u got chinese shit there
>>218814340She was yes, I think she fancied me. She even let me have a go on the Apple Vision Pro headset>>218814361On a true story
>>218814347why's your youtube in chinese then?
chiknees
>>218814268>implying
>>218814366based fellow enlightened centrist
imagine being born in indonesia one sole chance at life and you're chinese AND muslim deary me
>>218814366kinda but there is obviously different factions so
>>218814355>shittedAwful non-word. The past tense of shit is either shit or shat, depending on which side of the Atlantic you’re on.
>>218814381ccp agent in the mega embassy probably
>>218814375>>218814381erm... nothing to see here lads
>>218814366Of the government and the official opposition, which is closer to your own politics?
>>218814355infographic from the government
>>218814392always a laugh seeing mongs with flash cars outside their shithole house
Sir Ching Chonger
>>218814396Mental how there’s like half a billion of the cunts and they just get on and do their own thing. You never hear about anything really going on there and they keep to themselves unlike Indians and Chinese
NOO MAKE THE NOO
>>218814392Are you the guy who posted his car before and everybody saw it was a motability car
>>218814435they invented mi goreng so theryre alrite in my book
i wonder what mario & luigi would think of the pakistani grooming gangs
Chinese people can't see properly because of their eyes
>>218814407show us that little yellow soybean cock x
Feel sorry that guy always showing off his dead jaguar bet he doesn’t know he’d get smoked by my s3
https://youtu.be/oUkbgAC4eVY
Yes I'm a centrist because my IQ is not 72. Very simple. The country can be fixed with a simple common sense approach (stop immigration). No need for political alignment.
Rorke’s 39 and he can’t drive
>>218807233>>218807233>>218807233
>>218814498mumberg is 55 and she can't driveshe says it's because she can't tell her left from her right
>>218814485>stop immigrationThis would have worked 20 years ago Gotta send them back now
I drive a g wagon
>>218814510>mumbergso you can't drive either, too poor and nervous is it?
>>218814474Had a golf r before, the jag's about as fast as the golf was remapped (obviously slower from a standing start though). Not got round to mapping the jag yet
and he's LINKED THE OLD what a comedic genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOTVPQlN9-4
NEW>>218814541>>218814541>>218814541>>218814541
>>218814539>>218814539
>>218814217Blaming us for literally all of your self inflicted problems made it what it is todayAnd you never take a day offYou are incapable of critically examining your own culture
