caberg
I have a secret to confess. I will be in session 5 if the traitors. We film in June this year
>>2188269363:
catbergé
I like cat this is a cat thread
>>218826936https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQHdqbJQMrc
I am cat my hooman teach me type LOL
>>218827010LOL!
was gagging for a poo all day lirerally touching cloth and now ive finally planted my arse on the toilet seat and all i can muster is a few fartsi can feel it all backed up but not one bit is coming out
>>218827022More food I beg! LOL
>>218826963are you fit?
>>218827041For a 35 year old I think so. My name is Zach if you don't believe me, you'll see when it's released. Remembe my name
goodbye lads…
>>218827053this is how catbergs do foreplay
>>218827041...yh
might stalk a woman
>>218827066They were still advertising like a week ago and they get tens of thousands of applicants so I'd be surprised if they've made any decisions yet
>>218827081I assume they don't decide all at once? Idk what to say. Just remember Zach, 35
Feeling blackpilled & furious
>>218827067ummy
>>218827069what's this
>>218827067smug bitch
>>218827067Thumbnail is better
>>218827098bioavailable levels of the primary thyroid hormone in my blood
State yer ends
>>218827141and i assume this is bad?get yourself to the doctor lad
>>218827067Suckable
not had anything to eat yet today
>>218827141Pseudoscience nonsense
>>218827072explain this one
>>218827158yea im hypothyroid for some reason despite taking thyroid meds doctor ordered these tests so ill be seeing them next week
I will raise my future children screen free (until at least 7 years old)
>>218827201No idea who that is.
Listening to Killswitch Engage. My Curse. Crying.
>>218827201she looks fine
>>218827177not good, matefancy anything to eat or no?
actually rorke you're in Wales and she's speaking Welsh
eating jelly beans
>>218827227There was a lad at school whos parents didnt have a tv so he could never talk about tv programmes or vidya which is half of what we talk about
>>218827246yes i'm going to make something out of bread and cheesea cheese sandwich perhaps
>Violent father avoids jail despite beating teaching assistant unconscious after she told his son off for fighting in the playground
>>218827235now that's a blast from the plast
>>218827267jelly beans can be part of a balanced healthy diet
mikey put his last £3 on Chelsea winning tonight
>>218827273he probably felt left out and awkward but it probably did him better in the long run
toilberg saw my asmr folder
>>218827273>There was a lad at school whos parents didnt have a tvProbably a Jehovah's Witness >>218827277Make a cheese and bread pudding instead
>>218827292not sure that's true
>>218827329yes if you limit it to 2 jelly beans per day everything in moderation lad
do not touch - willie
I would quite like to try sizzurp, or purple drank as they call it
rorke junior's dinner time
>>218827385what aminal is that
>>218827378its just codeine and promethazine should be easy enough to get them even if its from dodgy online pharmacies. Promethazine is just a sedative antihistamine its not that interesting.
>>218827281>Judge Usha Karu
>>218827385cute. i didn't see the spoon and thought it looked like they weirdly photoshopped some vomit there
>>218827394teacup yorkie
Feel like algos are linked across social media platforms, not here though. Very little posted here affects content streams on Youtube/twitter/etc. Yeah, I'll say it, I've been going on reddit lately, you want to sue me?
>>218827378just smoke a joint and have a cup of green tea if you want to chill out
so err any um poo man in?
just disrupted the space/time continum
>>218827459best i can do is poo um
scores
I don't understand is she masturbating
>>218827514ask heryou're not busy
thinking about Keir Starmer
shes live
>>218827514it’s a really poorly written blatant ripoff of game of thrones for women and yes it’s goonslop
>>218827537
just vomited on an mp4
Why is doing dishes every day such an impossible task? I always end up with a mountain I have to do all together at the end of the week and it takes fucking forever.
want to get into photography and watching camera recs on youtube and it's like "here's our budget pick" and its' like £600 used
>>218827580ktim
>>218827512Champions league sure does have some europa ahh league names in it
>>218827580Do it as you go along. Think about this proverb my dad made: 'a stitch in time saves nine'
>>218827586600 quid is a lot of money for you?
>>218827586got a phone int ya
>>218827634Evidently you thick cunt
laid up in bed and i'm being called and told to get on leaguei can't do it anymore I just can't
women love masturbating to rape pornhorrible evil creatures
>>218827608thought your dad's proverb was a cock a day keeps the doctor away?
>>218827586The best kind of recommendations are from people with proven skills, where they say or show what the cheaper products limit their ability to succeed in doing.It's only occasionally that the more expensive item has better success at teaching the skill than the barebones thing that happens to need specific calibration to do anything well
>>218827650what on earth is going on here
>Lucy Letby to be freed 'in days' after death she was blamed for is linked to defunct Scotland Yard investigation
>>218827650Having a metal door frame is very odd
>>218827634Dropped more or less £600.00 on Cocaine this week alone DESU. WHAT A LIFE!
MO SALAH
>>218827702Past it
>>218827681the future of the global underclass
>>218827580get a dishwasher?
>>218827700the grandad probably considered using that room as a gas chamber
breaking news : ethnic fella has kicked the ball into a net
spend £60 a month on energy drinks me
>>218827726just scored against the azerbaijani champions so you've embarrassed yourself here
>>218827580I used to live with my mum in this really fucked up situation where she hated me and hated any sign of me in the house. So when I made my dinner I had to wash up, dry and put away everything I'd used BEFORE I was allowed to go and eat my dinner.I learnt to fill the sink of with soapy water and just wash stuff as soon as I had finished with it.
when i moved out i just used two stainless steel plates for everythingvery easy to clean
>>218827650Assume the red headed lasses black husband is taking the pic?
getting thursday night drunk
how come black people kick the ball but only one black person drive the car?
need a cute east asian girl to shit in my mouth
>>218827768You're an optimist
>>218827774they have long legs so are good at running which is helpful when you are competing to kick the ball
>>218827768It was set on a timer but he failed to return for the picture
>>218827760The quarterer of Qarabag
>>218827763not as easy as non-stick thoughbeit
>>218827806plates not pans
>>218827806Enjoy your cancer
>>218827800Page 451 of the silmarillion
>>218827580>doing dishesFOY
I hope Arsenal FC win the UEFA Champions League this year
ladies man
business idea: non stick plates
im fucking loaded
>>218827837mikey just whacked a fiver on them dropping into the playoffs tonight
hope ireland qualify for the world cupwould be nice to see them there
HEKIliverpool simply cannot be stopped
>>218827827iom scrubbing the scranholders
>>218827763why steel rather than a normal plate? never considered a ceramic plate difficult to clean
>>218827872against mighty qarabag only it seems
>>218827841they left him :(
>>218827281why do they love battering women so much
All the British threads are getting slower I'm scared lads
not gay but sandro tonali is quite attractive
>>218827650What's mad is that they reproduced while Rorke will never
>>218827904kiss goodbye
>>218827740Can't afford to pay a servant
>>218827895nothing sticks on it and washing takes 5 seconds it makes a chore as easy as possible
>>218827908how will you ever survive without your little online chat groups
>>218827909Greasy wop innit
favourite male porn star?
>>218827949Hold me please?
>>218827946Steel plates are extremely 3rd world
>>218827951buck angel
>>218827951That English one
CARRIER BAG BEING TORN TO SHREDS
>>218827977cool i dont careenjoy slaving at the sink
>>218827951extremely gay thing to have a favourite of
>>218828022I just put mine in the dishwasher. Never wash plates manually
Leicester winning the Premier League was an entire decade agoFuck's sake where does the time go
>>218827951the tiny latino one because he almost exclusively fucks milfs that are twice his size
>>218827908Reckon the average age went past a certain point and everyone got jobs/families
>>218828035you have to respect the craft
>>218828038me too. this was just when i moved out and had no dishwasher in my apartment
>the dishwasher
gf said I will be making my debut on her January instagram dump get in ! :) x
>>218828085Most people have dishwashers dont they ?
>>218828040still probably the most mental thing that’s ever happened in history unironically
nowt wrong with some fairy liquid and a bowl of hot water. don't need no namby pamby dishwasher
wont be updating my 2018 Vauxhall corsa for at least another 2 years won’t be updating my iPhone 16 for another 5 years won’t be updating my m1 MacBook Pro for another 5 years
>>218828123Time to play the game
>>218827235End of Heartache was the tits. Whole album.
>>218828123wish he'd do that in my mouth
AI basically writes 90% of my code at toil nowi just sit there scratching my arse watching it
looking at some of the lineups for the big teams in the champions league and realising just how much interest I’ve lost in the football I don’t know any of these cunts
>>218828123Wish i was a handsome hungarian millionaire
>>218827512>My bunch of overpaid arrogant cunts can kick a ball better than your bunch of arrogant overpaid cunts.
>>218828201Reckon it wouldnt do this
>>218828119More mental that organic life spontaneously emerging from inorganic matter?
>>218828096hate normalfags and their little rituals
>>218828243not particularly mental really
>>218828096>January instagram dumpin english doc
>>218828243not even that rare it's happened loads but all the aliens are 12 gazillion light years away
terrible terrible dreams of the ex gf. Well thats my day ruined then innit
right well the gfs period is 3 weeks are now isn’t it
Have you remembered to check trivago?
I love mommy!
>>218828274she's taking a picture of her poo in january and putting it on instagram. think it also means she's putting a picture of anon's poo on there as well
>>218828285still dream about my gf from 10 years ago
Rorke making serious, detailed plans for how he will raise his future children and run his future family when he is a 39-year-old KHHV NEET who lives in the spare bedroom of his elderly mother’s housing association property.
>is 3 weeks are
Kianna Dior Oil Wank - On the Agenda
>>218828420
>>218828428was this aimed at me for saying i want to raise my children screen free?
have to be hoenst this wine isnt going down as nicely as i woudl likestruggling to finsish this bottle
>>218828085otherwise known as rorkes ma
did 30 years in the civil service, I was posted up in tower hamlets.
todays shorts recs
>>218827830eddington
New tattoo
>homer bimpson
>>218828490middle for me
It's been 3 months today since I saw the Russian escort. Cunt.
looking at nudie all sorts on reelsabsolutely filth on there
>>218828508
the rorkes are back in my yard small flock of 15 this time
>>218828463Dude in the middle is disgusting wtf
Mousey clip-clopping into the thread with his Cuban heels
rorke and his half filipino son Adolf
https://youtu.be/P1yOcS1qdkQ?si=SEy1l-eJQhZDcLD9Waster Wednesday but I can't be bothered to link it so just listen to this and pretend it's waster
>>218828645Well he’s sitting next to Kate Moss what are you doing
>>218828675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrcYUxBAxcxxxx
doing virtual "uma game" jigsaw puzzles
>>218828611hers look way better
>>218828706grow up
>>218828702thank you darling xx
>>218828675drain gang
>>218828677So what?She's busted
>>218828508A single tiny boob on the cheek
British people be like>"Bit of snow today, might not go in or work from home."Americans be like>"OH FUCK 1 METER OF SNOW I HAVE TO GO IN, OR BOSSBERG WILL FIRE ME FOR HAVING 1 DAT OFF"
>>218828715they look shit, just like his
>>218828721Um! xx
corr
umma watson
>>218828285tried getting antoher one lad?
>>218828675complete dogshitbarely even music
>>218828783Swine
mad that those yank buggers went up to the moon and did their poo up there and the poos still there and some chinky astronaut bastard is gonna have to go up there and clean it up
>>218828611Ruthless
>>218828725Oof yikes, sour grapes is not a good look sweetie!
>>218828637Feed them
>>218828821>>218828821>>218828821new
you know they found an ancient civlisation on mars
>>218828818I don’t think they actually pooed on the moon. From what I’ve read they pooed in little paper baggies. It will be India that does the first poo on the moon I reckon.
>>218828862Alri John Carter
might kill myself
>>218828886why?
>>218828906to end my life
>>218828906bored
hate nicotine but I need it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChZ-4Foso24
earth used to have lots of water, methane and ammonia from which all amino acids and nucleobases arise by natural processessimple RNA molecules can act as catalysts for reactions (ribozymes). there could be a particular RNA-substrate pair that react to produce a copy of the RNA or a mutated versionthen all that is really required is cell membranes. micelles form spontaneously in water and would have been randomly acquired by some ribosome-like structures at random, but eventually they would have been added to and manipulated, that's what i think
>>218828968Was just saying this down the pub.
got some new clothes
>>218828850Okay
bogs full of mould and stinks of shitefucking sick of it
>>218828867they did poo poos on the moon you can see it in the telescopes
Ada Wong sex dungeon
>>218828983Don't know what this game is
ripsquadd
one of the first boozers we used to go to as youths closed last year and is now a paki clothes shop. this is starmer's britain
do it for you amen ~
>>218829097i love you :>
>>218829081Gta 6
doing a think
Can’t even be arsed to wank anymore because of the cleanup
>>218829127Do you reckon if you were a billionaire all youd want is more or would you be happy ?
putting a long smelly brap in my trump account
/brit/s finishedgive up
Escortlad here lads.Wanked myself silly thinking about the escort. I feel guilty about it because its like im cheating on her with my right hand. Last time we met she sat on my face and made me eat her minge and then demanded i lick her arse while she flicked my bollocks. I've texted her to tell her my feelings but she demanded £100 for every reply. She is so smart and ambitious. I wish I had her confidence.
>>218829087they turned mine into flats and now 50 pakis are living htere
>>218829149never been interested in money me. just need enough to live a normal life
Me? Having a wuppa and some mr kipling bakewell slices. Oh aye.
Rate my penis
>>218829228what are your plans for life wuppamong
>>218829149the latterlive a quiet life
>>218829274sit in his assisted living home for the rest of his life until the brown envelope comes through the letterbox
>>218829205I'm happy for you, you better propose to her before someone else does
>>218829274More wuppas. More womfort.
any romanticist man in?
how many times do you lads vapetoil?>I was using my vape 160 times a day, it was costing me a fortune and its toll on my face was truly shocking. Then I discovered a miracle one-day cure... and stopped overnight: MARY KILLEN
sir nick clegg has let himself go
>>218829149would try to enact some crazy, grand-arching schemes like the rest of em
>>218829197/britain/s finishedgive up
it's an allan thing...
>>218829127Trump accounts aren't his personal bank accounts but you'd know that if you weren't a stupid nigger
>>218829382yeah all the income goes to good causes
the yank sex arsehttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1769629651109954.jpg>>218825834
>>218829149the kind of person who becomes a billionaire will never be content, and the kind of person who wants to just be content will never be a billionaire
Don't think I actually care about being friendless just get embarrassed about it sometimes and it gets boring
doing a listenhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=RW6Z_wT_in8
The train has arrived at the station.
lifting incel weights in the smeg den
>>218829466yeah i'm thinking this is me
>>218829488you don't lift
>>218829466i get quite sad and feel the ol' mind going if i don't see pals for a while maybe you're different to all hilumans before you you never know x
I support military action against Iran x
>>218829466same and i'm uncomfortable making elaborate liesjust have to embellish details about interactions and previous coworkers to seem normal
Couldn't order a wizza today and feel kind of hung up about it
>>218829504new day new me
>>218829488>lifting weights at 10:30pmYou're too autistic to make that much noise at night.
>>218829354idk I habitually sucked it every few minutes I was probably on 100 puffs a day. switched to niccy pouches and ended up on 20 or so a day but eventually built up a tolerance and just stopped. wont be going back to any of that muck
>>218829535gonna get hench then and stop being a skinny little bugger
>>218829112UM x
>>218829532Why not?
>>218829415They're just savings accounts available to children born between 2025 and 2028 that are seeded with government money and donations. Take your TDS back to troonsky
>>218829532I was gonna order a wizza in tonight but I changed me mind. Saving me bennies for a Spoons tomorrows instead.
>>218829307What wuppas do you have
*lifts weights up and down*a la normie
Whats a Wizza
>>218829577Card got blocked and I don't have the phone number associated with it. Pitiful, I know.>>218829591There's always next week (for me) I s'pose.
>>218829610it's the same as a pizza but it's eaten by people with a learning disability
Ay up me ducks....any good cuppa?
>>218829598PG Tips and Typhoo mostly. Sometimes I shake things up and have a hot choccy or a woffee. It's all good to me.
listening to music videos
>>218829670ktim
I wish there were cameras in history and we could get some videos of celts calling out romans and that
>>218829644Ahh. So Dominos?
feeling lonely
>>218829683The Vatican supposedly has this technology hidden away somewhere.
>>218829683i've fantasised about going back to medieval times with a camera since i was like 10 years oldimagine all the mad shit the peasants got up to
>>218829705Me too lad
saving my good posts for the new
>>218829683AI slop now can fulfill that role. Pajeet in India can upload 5000 videos a day of European medieval village life to YouTube for some enigmatic reason
>>218829708was called a chrono something, see it on tiktok schizo vids all the time, apparently it has a recording of the crucifixion of christ and a grainy image of his face
didnt do the washing up so will have to get up early before toil again to do it award
>>218829753or leave it until tomorrow evening
got a post referencing a certain secretion primed for the new
POO
>>218829548i have like 8-10 a day not good
just get a cleaner it is worth twice as much as you will pay
>>218829800Waste of money
>>218829753tip: order an ubereats man to deliver breakfast to your house and offer him cash to do them while you're at work
>>218829812no no. exactly the opposite.
>>218829800alri tarquin?
>>218829821How so?
>>218829831>£37 a week to buy you a whole week of not having to do any cleaning makes you a tarq fool
Ladies and gentlemen, the first:>>1>>1>>1
>>218829683Sieg fuckin heil m8 mmm calling you out for being a bitch and a nark
>>218829853not bad tbf. That for one hour once a week?
>>218829885>>218829885
>>2188298782 hours. and she does in 2 what would take me 5 or 6 hours cos it would be happening at the weekend and i fucking hate cleaning. never once regretted the outlay. i am buying free time.
>>218829905great deal that. My only thing i would feel well awkward sat in the (not so) smelly bedroom for two hours while she's cleaning around me
