yookay edish
Emma Watson’s poo subedition
>>218838658Fuck off you grim twat
>>218838658grow up
thats rorke done then
new deodorant makes me smell like i've been sitting in stale piss for a weekand before one of you jokers says that's probably just me. it's not true, i haven't been sitting in stale piss for a week. it's the deodorant.
sgt rorke this is base do you copy over
>fifth biggest economy in the world >economy consists of fat blokes with no trousers on lying to each other on teams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7X_Z4Qq6Ik
are physical books better than ereaders?
>>218838736not telling
>>218838687>leftypol demanding that people who aren't 'chipped be fired and banned from public spaces and put in quarantine camps until they comply because big tech sponsored news media said so
MOT passed on the 2003 Ford Focus Mk1 that I bought for £1500 back in 2016 lads. It had 57k miles on it when I bought it, just about to hit 130k, no major issues throughout that time.Might be the most cost efficient purchase of my life.
think i might be gay
nth for the baddiedem
>>218838778*bums you*nah you're not, i checked
Anyone else have trouble with spending? As soon as I have a few extra quid in my pocket I’m always thinking about what to spend it on. This month I’m pondering between an air fryer, AirPods, cinema subscription, Switch 2… don’t need any of that shit but I’m still tempted anyway.
>>218838736yeah
>>218838696kek
>>218838786ar soogs i love a good afternoon drinking mug and watching her get blacked up her stinker
>>218838813Bizarre
>>218838736dont see the point of ereaders when you have apps like readera for your phone. but for me physical books for when your alone at home or wherever, and read books on your phone in public like on the train or a plane
>>218838813She's not blacked on camera albeit
Really questioning whether I should keep seeing escorts lads. I feel like I'm dependent on external validation. I'm a neurotic and nervous man which doesn't help.Realistically I know what I really want is a girlfriend. But how can I get one at 29 with no experience?
>>218838858i dont get what radagon/marika is supposed to be, is it one person or two? is it a tranny? why that one sculptor said radagon is marika?
>>218838802why
>>218838868Yep new content
listening to iris by the goo goo dolls and crying
take this*shoots cum in your face*
>>218838788Why shouldn't you have those nice things?
>>218838655we take turns doing that each week, i just try and get through everyone as fast as possible
Soogs has never been blacked
>>218838641the welsh is too white looking to be actually welsh
little slow this morning isnt it
>>218838696why did he do that
>>218838904Fake news
>>218838788Apple shit is 10x the price it's worth. You're paying mostly for the brand. Not saying people shouldn't be allowed to buy or sell overpriced fashion accessories as status symbols, but it shouldn't be considered impressive. I have about 5 pairs of Bluetooth earphones and they all look and work fine, and they all cost about £20-30.Air fryers are handy as fuck.
>>218838687lol leftymong couldn't match the hair colour in paint hahaha
read about in the 1600s when some welshmen in london were celebrating st davids day by putting leeks in their hats so a butcher took the piss by putting one in his hair and they had a fight and the welshmen got chased into the thames by an angry mob lol
>>218839024Flew too close to the sun
Peter Piper picked a peck of pimpled peckers
I have £112k sat in a current account because I am mentally retarded
>>218839099>this was considered peak comedy in the 17th century
>>218839099lolsomething very thirdie about the welsh
>>218838895I think they're one being but with made up of 2 persons, tho Marika is seemingly the dominant person
peter piper porked a pack of prudish pakis
botnet paedo on the polish flag today
>>218838971Don’t tempt me!>>218839074True, and I even have a decent pair of Bluetooth headphones at the moment, even with noise cancelling but I keep thinking “I’ll enjoy my music more with the AirPods, they work so well with all my devices, the noise cancelling is even better, they’re more convenient…” just bullshit really
>>218839159buy a flat
>>218839159ktim. did your dadberg die and leave you a load and youre too scared to put it in stocks in case the economy crashes?
>>218839202based sexy sister haver
just had some peng quiche
>>218839183do you get extra flags on the paedo botnet?
>>218839218>peng>quiche
I will raise my future children screen free
35 year old rorke (never had a girlfriend) talking about his "future children"
It’s one of them innit?
>>218839159just fuck off to america for a year or two ladnothing will matter after that
>>218839178"O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. Thou'rt yet to become me. Thou'rt yet to become a god. Let us be shattered, both. Mine other self."
just had two ham, coleslaw and stilton sandwiches in toasted cheesy bapsveggie curry and rice tonight (creamy snickers and a whisky for afters)
>>218839228Not sure I would go this far (I think it’s beneficial for kids to have a phone at some point and learn about technology since that’s the world they’ll live in), but I am pretty sure I’ll be homeschooling my children.
mum sending videos of a bengal cat following her yesterday mad how if she wasnt a good person she couldve nicked and sold it for a grand
>>218839236how did you correctly guess me like that
I keep opening bottles of water and drinking half of it then putting it down and forgetting about it. Got about 5 half full bottles of water dotted around the flat. Mostly in my bedroom.
>>218839269or crucified it in a pentagram and summoned satan
>>218839276takes one to know one dunnit
>>218839267They won't know how to socialise properly if not in school.
>>218839285alri dakota fanning in signs
>>218839262Those creamy snickers are absolute crack. Scranned a whole pack of them in one sitting over Christmas.
>>218839099So then the butcher had to hide all the prank leeks he'd bought inside his sausagesTrue story
might write something really boring about my life
https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/nri/study/india-eu-mobility-pact-aims-to-ease-movement-of-indian-students/articleshow/127607591.cms?from=mdr>India and the European Union have signed a mobility pact aimed at easing the movement of Indian students, workers and professionals across EU countriesno place on this planet is safe from eternal jeet
>>218839236wrong, i'm only 32
>>218839306I can't stop eating them
Bet Emma Watson has a smelly arse.
>>218839319british culture?
>>218839304They can meet up with other groups of home schooled kids, I would make sure they weren’t spergs
>>218839304Maybe they shouldn't. Evenings and weekends for taking part in activities with other kids. Weekdays they can meet people and learn how to talk to and respect their elders. Maybe get a student mentor for them to meet with once a week as well.
Our noble forefathers
>>218839304Homeschooled kids scored better on socialisation tests, I read somewhere. Academic tests as well. Kids raised by adults will obviously do better than kids raised in a chaotic Lord of the Flies type environment where the kids outnumber the adults 30-1, and the adults that are there don't care because it's not their kids getting fucked up.
>>218839332You ever tried those Reese’s nutrageous bars? They’re absolutely leng
>>218839357didnt act very nobly did they
>>218839316I do this all the time. Perhaps you're familiar with the multiple opened bottles of water post? Yep, that was me. I freely admit that was me and I'll do it again.
>3 minutes without a postits so fucking over holy shit
my right testicle hurts
might stop trying to lose weight and embrace my fatness
>>218839454Probably for the best. We should all move on from this place really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aRdX-kZ9g4
Proxynonce
>>218839227brownest post ever
it pie night
>>218839463could be serious
>>218839454grow up poster decimated this place
>>218839463did you get your pc
>>218839497I'm English. A humble cheese flan would be permissible, but quiche is fucking disgusting. It lacks the peasant charm of a flan whilst being the poor relation of the pie. Quiche can fucking disappear into the ether for all I care about it.
I'm 23. Still just a kid.
We're all in here>>218834694>>218834694>>218834694
>watch a video on the internet>vid shows me the end of the video first>then the start of the video>then the end again that i already saw at the beginningit needs to stop
>>218839590>t. DJ Qualls
I love Chaos UKBased or wanker?
>>218839600wot the bladdy 'ell is goin on 'ere
>>218839582not a flan of you desu m8
its never been more over
>>218839619'eitch innit
Talking Heads - Life During Wartime (live)
oh rorke's willy is smalland he's never had sex at allthat's why he's far rightcause his sex life's fucking shiteeee
>>218839609>Chaos UKu wot
>>218839667grow up
>>218839641best concert film ever
>>218839676 You lot getting slagged off YET AGAIN!!!
>It lacks the peasant charm of a flan whilst being the poor relation of the pie. Quiche can fucking disappear into the ether for all I care about it.
>>218838736I prefer reading a proper book. I buy from ebay and most are £3-5 with free postage. Its as cheap as most ebooks.
>>218839706that better not be englishimmigrantinpolandwhoworksininsuranceandhasawifelad
>>218839727you can download ebooks for free
>>218839718I have a shit beard but I am thinner and handsomer x
>>218839667Screaming and hollering
say fuck my little white ass nigga, say fuck my bitch ass nigga, say that shit you fucking white bitch
>N...no mummy I was being an ironic paedo t..the site wasn't hosted in the West....t..they can't d..do this mummy
>>218839159well done. there is a house round the corner from me for £100k and its a lovely house and property but would require £10-20k to fix up. you could buy it outright. but it would mean living in a working class Northern town.
>>218839734i like that sketch
>>218839778ok
>>218839159youd be a millionaire now if you bought silver a month ago
never seen monty python me
>>218839074apple products are user friendly which is what i spend a fortune on. cant be arsed with windows.
>>218839811Yeah I’d also be a millionaire if I bought the winning Euromillions ticket a week ago
>>218839156do these people actually think "therapy" is some magical cure-all that will turn anybody into what they consider well-adjusted? or is it just the PC way of calling somebody a malformed retard
>>218839795then you'd be /brit/ neighbours!
Good morning, anyone from o block?
>>218839236im 34 and a leftyrorke but ive given up on the idea of having kids.
Sir Gyally Demmies
>>218839737not legally. getting free ebooks or downloading them is a pain in the arse. i still prefer to spend a few quid on a proper book
>>218838900an e-reader still feels like looking at a screen
leftymong talks about rorke 2000 times a month
Chinese Japanese dirty knees look at these
>>218839321Corrrrrr
tradie got arsey with my when I asked him to take his shoes off before coming into my flat
right well
>>218839978they look very fake
>>218839978Built for the dark hordes
>>218839899HUZZAH
rectum? it nearly killed him
>>218839600>some zoomer in the back runs over to video it
Rorke at the cafe: A cheese flan for me and my mates please.Leftypol at the cafe: Who are your suppliers? I'm boycotting ANY and ALL American companies until Donald Trump ABOLISHES ICE! *raises fist*
don't like interracial porntoo addictive
>>218839866There are already a few posters from round my way. Id say we should do a meetup in Hebden Bridge, but people might get the wrong idea and think it's going to be a queer free for all fucking.
>>218840010youre a virgin with little to know real world experience on the subject, clearlythey have been exaggerated, however
>>218839978mad how she should be a housewife to an Irish farmer but has instead decided to get money from whoring.
erm
>>218840082with some of the sickos on here i'd be genuinely concerned about getting spiked and bummed
Europe only become westernised when it embraced Islam.
right well don't do that
>>218840156i doubt that would happen. i met someone from here once and it was ok.
>>218840159>judeo-christianyeah sorry I always check out of what Im reading or listening to when I smack into that word
might have a poached egg on buttered green warbies.
>>218840179exactly the kind of thing a bum rapist would say
>>218840067haha, good one boss.
>>218840156That's why you need Spaino there. To act as enforcer.
Found out one of the thickest slags at my comprehensive school is now a solicitor.And she looks exactly the same, caked with makeup, fake eyelashes, etc.How the fuck?
>>218840300Meanwhile she doesn't remember you at all
>>218840300ever see Legally Blonde?
>>218840304youre a woman arent you
>>218840002>tradiethat's our word, rorke. create your own english, you lazy cunt.
>>218840179what was he like?
>>218840374he was ok. his name is poleaboo.
>>218840210Dollymong
that's our word rorke ya bladdy dag ya dog cunt blood blister seppo cunt
Let's talk about SEEEXXXAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH
>>218840384uh oh
>>218840416we don't do that here
>>218840179know several people who have posted or browsed here before, even family members.most of them were perfectly normal, just found this place funny.haven't asked if they still visit /brit/ but they do still go on 4chan in general
>>218839600good old fred
just seen a man in a wheelchair piss in a milk bottle and then give it to his friend who went and poured it into a drain
>>218840428What's your favorite nationality of girl that you've fucked? For me it's Japanese. Her pussy got wetter, her skin looked nicer, her behavior was the best, her pussy tasted amazing. Modest at first and then so passionate once you got her in the sack. I've never once been able to get fully hard with an English girl; I think just once, actually. They always seem tense somehow even when they want to have sex. That only goes away when they drink but it makes them crazy
>>218840470looking in the mirror and pretending that your carer is your friend is it?
Gary Eatswill Nevermeet his foodIdolKeith Floyd ..I`m Too sad about Itto makeWords !!
Always see a lot of women vs men shit online, but now that I think about it I've never seen it in real life. The more I think about it the more I realise there's a lot of "societal problems" that exist only online and made a big deal by none other than AmericansWish there was a way I could completely erase yanks from my senses
>>218840513a lot of words typed out for someone who is too sad to make words
>>218840201yeah i suppose but im not into men.>>218840374He was alright. We had a laugh but I didn't plan to do anything because I never thought he would actually turn up.>>218840436ive wondered about some people i know if they were on 4chan but the lads ive asked said no.
>>218840531I think you might be taking something normal and doing the ZOG thing where it's always the Jews
>>218840566In other words he's a boring shut-incel
>>218840550if they like games or history there's a good chance.been recognised by a friend of a friend a couple of times, too. he could even be reading this very post.
>>218840416thailad? is that you?
>>218840588Probably not the one you're thinking of
>>218840570grow up
looks good might go here
just found out it that women don't like it if you approach them, but they also don't like it that you don't approach them
>>218840531most yanks live in the middle of nowhere where live gold mining towns that have long since died. These unfortunate people develop schizophrenia from boredom, loneliness, drug addiction and underemployment. All they have is the internet as an escape and they become suicidal. People are not really supposed to be living in Nevada or Arizona its against human nature
They got mousey…
>>218840531women talk about how they hate men and that men are shit IRL all the time
>>218840669They don't like it when you approach them like a retard, homo, scrub, drone, or bitch. Read the following books:Pimp: The Story of My Life by Iceberg SlimGetting Laid in NYC by Paul Janka
nigga had to read books to learn how to talk to women
paedo on the botnet acting like he's ever seen a woman let alone spoken to one
mentally filtered women out of my life 10 years ago me
another day wasted doing nothing
those aren't real books are they
*pumps Nipah virus into the thread*
>Nigel Farage's party launching Reform Jewish Alliance and Friends of Israel groups
>>218840767they beat you to it by at least a decade
>>218840801ktim
>>218840844grow up paki woman
>>218840841God I love Farage
I tried to warn you but you didn't listen Not my fault this place is dead now
remember when there was that big influx of spastics using the paedophile botnet website haha and they were a very specific and profoundly demented type of spastic too
someone here once told me I typed like a paki woman when I said I was eating sausages in rolls for lunch :/
>>218840688something spiritually off about that region of america. feels hostile by nature. that’s where the aztec came from and they were utter psychos. where the skinwalker myths come from, where the comanche used to go around eating people. lots of serial killers. mormon cults. the evil energy around las vegas. area 51. cursed continent
>reduced tariffs on Chinese sex arsesget in
>>218840894don’t know why the irish are getting shit from this when every other western state has done the same thing. almost like it’s coordinated from above>the piradesignated a terrorist organisation by the irish state and never officially cooperated
>>218840896You mean one mong off his meds
yo where the fuck is the full original video of that ICE shooting did it get scrubbed from the internet I can't find it anywhere
>>218840912Might just be the weather. Same thing in the middle east. Every summer a big war or terror attack happens, its because its 50c every day for 6 months of the year and alcohol and drugs are banned i would go psycho too
>>218840694Can't even do experiments in your own shed now
>>218840767i managed to do this for a while but then I started working a job with lots of women and they wormed their way right back in
>>218840974at least the arabs are adapted to it too. the people living in the mojave and utah are from western europe
>>218840986no different to how we got scammed into buying Mousey's vapourware merchandise
>>218840694Walter White Supremacist
oh my days catberg what are you doing
>>218840896You mean the one sad shutin with nothing but time on his hands spamming British generals. The same British generals that now run at a snails pace because most of the posters have fucked off.
>>218840986My mum got scammed out of 10 grand because she fell for some random crypto advert with the face of Martin Lewis on it in the paper. She hid this from both me and her partner and only eventually divulged this when she'd been scammed. Managed to get half of it back from the bank but fuck me, I'm worried she'll get scammed again she's so gullible.
>>218841000You need helpThe walls are closing in and time is running out
>>218840531what the fuck are you on about, this country is full of second-wave feminists who despise men and have no qualms with making it known.
>>218840986how does someone that low IQ have 250k just lying around
Think that’s me done with the THC vapes lads. Been on them for months. Horrible shite that was fucking up my mind. Nearly had a panic attack on it the other day and genuinely began praying. Fucking muck.
>>218841030What did you expect would happen?
>>218841030if your head isn't in a good place all it does is make you focus on the bad things and you can't stop thinking about it
Got an inkling that dogberg thinks if he goes into another room and walks back in after he's had a treat that I'll think he's a different dog and he gets another one
>>218841023Probably inherited from her dead husband
>>218841023Boomers have it so easy, you have no idea
>>218841045Thought i’d be a chilled out cool stoner fella. That I could sit back and be awed by the drug every night like I was the first few times. Then it became habitual. Then it stopped being fun, then actively harmful. Think my brain just went nope or God was showing me the consequences of my actions.
psspsspss here kitty
business idea: an mmo without a dogshit ui
>>218841063so what you're saying is your dog thinks you're a bit of a mong
>>218840986she definitely has a type, doesn't she
where can i find one of those wfh nonsense email jobs
>>218841087thirdie cats are mental
get the waspi women paid
>>218841121they don't actually exist, people on /brit/ just like to pretend it's a thing
>>218841121jig is up recession is bitingcompanies can’t afford it anymore. even fit women aren’t getting them like they used to
>>218841121we're full lad and will be replaced by automation within 10 years. the only safe jobs are the made up hr roles that exclusively women work
>>218841087
>>218841125they won't be getting penny one from me
>>218841086That's how all drugs work, that's how I got hooked on fags back in the day>Wow this headrush is funthen it wears off and you're left with a pointless addiction.
>>218841137they certainly did exist for a few years post pandemic but now the world has caught up. it was a bubble.
>>218841121public sector
>>218841121I am also interested in this x
>>218841160I use snus/pouches but only like 2 a day so I still get a rush most times
>>218841161They do still exist, there just aren't as many of them.
>getting a headrush from fagskek yeah I remember trying my first cigarette as a 13 year old too
Economy is tanking everywhere and it is not comfy
>>218841121most of the jobs advertise as hybrid but you just don't go in after you're established at the company
ooh youre hard
how the fuck are you lot still on this thread what’s going on
>>218841184Wow mate you're well hard
>>218841184grow up on a council estate did you
>>218841184if you wanna re-experience that, try a high strength (10 dots) nicotine pouch
don’t care love me baccy love me roll ups love that nicotine buzz
>>218841200Uni students went backSchools in termtoilers at toiljust the unemployed
>>218841184this is gonna rattle them you just know it
>>218841189the economy tanked in 2020. we were due for a second great depression anyway (google what the federal reserve was doing in late 2019) that would have led to people lynching the bankers, so they made covid as a cover up and so they could lock everyone inside avoiding civil unrest after the pandemic magically disappeared, they created trillions of fiat debt money and imported a gazillion pajeets to keep the illusion of growth, while everyone was getting poorer, losing jobs, houses, unable to find work etc. It’s just now they can no longer pretend the economy is growing in any sense. Reality is setting in.
spaino done you all again
>>218841233Not worth the slow, painful death desu
>>218841258Yeah :/
uon kno me cuh ttm like dat spark u right up lil bro
dogberg knackered after a long day of doing fuck all
>>218841258two more weeks is it
anyone else feel like things will keep getting worse for a long while yet? seems like global elites know how to psyop us at any time
>>218841284YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA
네버랜드 목장 급습했던 사람들 보면 진짜 ICE 같아.
>>218841306You just need some fresh hot pussy son
>>218841306things are getting better for mesalary raise every yearmortgage closer to being paid offsavings growing thanks to FTSE All-World UCITS ETF (VWRL)
>>218841306the only man in history to remotely challenge the global elite was Hitler and the whole world had to stop him
listening to dua lipa nightcore
left mouse button acting upkeeps making me press it again to workmatter of time before i'm playing project zomboid and it's a matter of life or death and i end up swinging the bastard thing into the wall
>>218841306Satan rules the planet Globalisation is for a one world order that then can be used to usher in the Antichrist, who will kill the faithful and resistant, unleash hell upon the planet, perform miraculous deeds, and demand to be worshipped as God while mocking him
>>218841298looks like a bit of kfc from the thumbnail
love it when you curl out a rock solid footlong log after a period of nothing but sloppy liquid shits. still got it baby
>>218841306Mossad keep stealing all my money my money keeps going down and down and down and down I’m almost out completely and when that happens I will be forced to get a j*b
fuck I could go for a chocolate mudcake from coles or woolies rn
We got visa free travel to China for 30 days now ladsWhere you going first?My order:ShanghaiChongqingBeijingHongkongXianHarbinQingdaoHainan
>>218841388don’t you fucking tempt me
>>218841371DON’T POST IT
韓国語できないわ ﾋﾟｴﾝ
>>218841371That's 99% bacteria, liquid shits are much better because it means you're don't have a huge wad of bacteria-megabreeding sucrose and shit in your guts
>>218841391My order:Special fried riceChicken Chow meinSalt and Pepper ChickenMongolian BeefPrawn CrackersBarbecue Sauce
im soft and submissive
how do we save the west from leftypol and his evil mates
>>218841391I slaughter Chinese tourist bitches here in Thailand, enjoy
>>218841416So you’ll just be staying in Beijing then?
worst thing is a hangover shit where you it’s pure black and you can smell the internal rot from ingesting 12 pints
>>218841391that's an awful lot of trains to take between the citiesit's also freezing in the north rn
>>218841391maybe people wouldn't take the piss out of them so much if they gave their cities normal names like manchester and birminghamchongching? that's just asking for it
>>218841420
>>218841391fuck that, only south-east asia for me :)
>>218841453>>218841453>>218841453
bit early
always that one neek complaining about early threads
>>218841447Arent their trains really nice?
