dua lipa edish
pooa peepa
Got some nice new creps, a jacket, chinos, a shirt and a t shirt all for less than 20 quid at the charity shop. All brand new or in great condition so get in
mid balkan tramp with a fridge body and no arse
Guinness poo
>shaved off me entire beard for the first time in a year>look fat as fucking fuckthere should be warning labels on razor blades to stop people from doing this good god I'm screwed
got such a generic name i could announce it here and not fear doxxing in the slightest
>>218841447you're only making it sound more appealing to melove trainslove cold weatherkeep your worm soup i'll have the sweet and sour pork though lol
>>218841576even when they derail? you know your chinese train is going to derail on the chinese track rightyou’re prepared for a chinese train derailment?
>>218841576I'm reading that they built way too many trains and new lines so they're almost empty Sounds like a dream
Don’t know why police make their speed camera vans so obvious, they literally say POLICE on it if they did it out of a old rusty transit they would catch so many more people
>>218841564there was loads of human hair in the wheelie bin when i put the bin out just nownot even bagged, like they just emptied the bit bin into the wheelie binare they not worried about someone getting their hair and using it to make a voodoo doll?because i would be
>>218841511drop the suace
Scared rorke?
>>218841608been preparing for it all my life mate bring it on
>>218841666Only for your devilish tripshttps://e-hentai.org/tag/artist:shiin
>>218841675Buy an ad
>>218841675Can you stop posting dogshit tweets from that same dogshit account all the fucking time? Thanks
>>218841715For?
>>218841675If they're publicly announcing this then they've probably had the ability to do this for the past ten years already at least
>Spaino in China arcJust when people thought /brit/ was dead. Oh and it lush x
>>218841675>the next stageBeen a thing for years mate, and even with a password I believe that you incur further charges if you refuse to provide it
>>218841610that'd suit me because i heard chinese folks can be well grim on public transportspitting, coughing, pissing in the aisle, all sortsno mannersi dunno if it's true but i wouldn't be able to hide my disgust if someone was pissing on a bus even if it's normal there
>>218841730Your dogshit xitter account you repost here all day
>>218841705kek
Good morning team. How is everybody? I not long got up. Going to have cheese and onion sandwich for lunch
rnhs. proudly glossing over problems to avoid coming across as racist
>>218841793Why do you brag about being friends with paedophiles?
fuck off you disgusting freak
>>218841774You think I’m basil?
>>218841799This is Harold Shipman-tier malpractice but will be swept under the rug.Well said.Thanks.
>>218841799>Nick Trigglesounds like a /pol/ joke name haha
>>218841799Rorke. Proudly and incorrectly thinking that every problem is caused by the brownness of brown people
so we're getting bullied AGAIN
>>218841825If not then it's even more pathetic you repost that shit and refer to it by name as if it's someone you know
>>218841831>swept under the rug.Literally reading about in a front page BBC article but tell me more you pathetic freak
>>218841857he isn’t wrong
>>218841789Classic
>>218841857she's even called Minga
>>218841857right is cute tho
>>218841857only the left is ugly the other two are ari
>>218841875Prefer analogue me
>>218841857and some of the most beautiful
>>218841510bet it all fucking reeks of cigarettes and old people
>>218841875more likepeople who play video games above the age of 15:
>>218841865Do you think there will be a documentary, TV series, TV film, docuseries, university curriculum, Netflix special and more about it?
>>218841875everybody on HE switches now lad
>>218841902Why do you brag about being friends with paedophiles?
>>218841888>>218841894
>>218841908youre jealous of his setup
>>218841884
Make England Great AgainMEGA
nationalise the economy
>>218841510Nice one mate. I get my gear from Vinted these days. Much cheaper, environmentally friendly and based.
get the cuties posted
>>218841908imagine this cunts leccy bill
>>218841913DDS specced that cunt right back to lummy
London bus driver sacked after chasing and punching thiefMark Hehir, who told the hearing he was seen as a "hero" by the public, was driving the 206 bus for Metroline, which runs between Wembley and Maida Vale in north-west London, when a man stole a passenger's necklace.Hehir gave chase and retrieved the necklace, but said the man returned to the bus to confront him, and threw "the first punch". The tribunal heard Hehir responded in self defence and then restrained the man for almost "half an hour".Alina Gioroc, who had heard the disciplinary case, told the tribunal she believed "that the (man) returned towards the bus with the clear intention to apologise and shake hands with the female passenger".
>>218841906Smells of fabric softener>>218841946I like the idea of going in and not knowing what I might find
>>218841962United Pozdom
>>218841946Why do you brag about being friends with paedophiles?
>>218841947
>>218841962she believes the thief came back to apologise and shake hands with the woman he had just robbed? is this a joke?
>>218841973I like looking through the books section in charity shops
>>218841977the jewnited grimdom of bad shitstain and poorthern direland
THE CENTURY OF HUMILIATION IS ENDING.>THE CENTURY OF HUMILIATION IS ENDING.THE CENTURY OF HUMILIATION IS ENDING.>THE CENTURY OF HUMILIATION IS ENDING.The British Century of Humiliation began in 1948, when we lost to the Jews in Palestine. It continued with events like the Egyptian Revolution, Suez, with the continued gradual erosion of Empire and of national prestige. It continued with the 1st Cod War, the Aden Emergency, more Cod Wars. It continued with the Troubles. Endless humiliation after humiliation, both at home and abroad. Surpassed by what was once our colony, abandoned by what were once our Dominions, and our own people set against one another.Britishness became synonymous with cucked liberal leftism; smiling middle class black men in jumpers with white wives, our national heroes ceased to be Churchill or Nelson or Wellington-they instead became cartoons like Paddington or corporate symbols and logos. We are STILL IN THE CENTURY OF HUMILIATION, but we're headed for the end of it. What that spells for the future of Britain is unclear.
>>218841512this slag has seen a 10 inch cock in real life
>>218842000Why do you brag about being friends with paedophiles?
>>218841675>rorke gets his news from a Twitter account with an ai generated mouse as the profile pictureDeary me
>>218842000Same. You can find antique books which are worth quite a bit
>>218841962>man comes back and punches the driver>"sorry but I believe he was coming back to apologise"laughing uncontrollably in a brown woman's face
>>218842015>we lost to the Jewsnothing's changed then. we're still sending gorillians ons to israel.
EWs ideal controller
err we don't talk about mice here
is it worth getting a vpn
>>218841991Average female judge
just sharted and it sounded exactly like a trumpet not even joking
>>218842078what for
>>218841991>awfully sorry about that business with the necklace old chap
>>218842082alri trumpet troosers
>>218841962here is the driverthe thief was... you can guess
going to London
>>218842161little chinese fella?
Japs call a ferris wheel a viewing wheelwhat is a ferris anyway
Choke me harder, you moron
>>218842100mate it was quite the experience, sounded in tune and everything although think I merked my boxers
>>218842200it's named after the guy who invented itjames wheel
>>218842200paul ferris
such an odious little dwarf-like creature of a thingneed to be run over with a lorry or nailed to a stake and pecked at by birds
>>218842240so these are the people making fun of you for being a wagie
>>218842240ktim
Dont see China as a threat at all to be honest dont see what the fuss is about, probably more american insecurity about losing their grip
>>218842200named after ferris bueller. he loved going on ferris wheels on his day off
>>218842201fapping to the amelia wang facialabuse video when i was younger really fucked me up cus i still get a mini-stiffy at stuff like this
>>218842240of course they only show white people
well rorke?
>>218842274he killed an irish woman while drunk driving and got away with it
wheres the missing girls aussie poster
>>218842240>Floyd
>>218842318hes gone missing
>>218842229i found this post to be rather amusing
>>218842271t. Zhang
>>218842313I do this with Philadelphia sometimesspread a bit on some rice cakes, quite yummy
dont particularly like music gets in the way of my thinking
just accidentally posted a /pol/ thread to /sp/The Janman is going to literally execute me ffs
Mental how much 9-5 freaks, parents and children ruin this country. Can't go anywhere between 8:00 am to 9:00 am because of them, 14:30 pm to 16:00 pm because of school children and their parents, and 17:00 pm to 18:00 pm because of 9-5 mongs coming home
might start the wegovy. 1 jab a month increasing increasing in strength (and price) for 6 months and it will cost £1059.94.
>>218842409Why is Canada's Prime Minister so GAY?
>>218842428
Magby evolved into Magmar on the Pokemon Ultra MoonWon't be getting Magmortar though as I've got no mates
>>218842389cute!
>>218842415Who will shop at ALDI if all the 9-5 workers, parents and children disappear?
Playing Need for SpeedListening to DISTURBEDAfternoon - SORTED
>>218841962>told the tribunal she believed "that the (man) returned towards the bus with the clear intention to apologise and shake hands with the female passenger".lol
>>218842409bossman will have your arseany last words?
>>218842404About allah?
Geofrey's blown his load!
Ugh shan’t be drinking anymore of that Jinhro Korean shite wineDrank a small glass of it an hour ago and now by stomach sounds like it’s doing somersaults and I’m farting up a storm
>>218842436maybe you should evolve into a functional member of society
clutching pearls
>>218842310what is the canonical bridgerton lore reason for there being so many black dukes and earls
>frame mogged>height mogged>skull mogged >hand mogged>suit moggedThis is like when the Japanese saw their emperor next to an American general for the first time
>>218842537Currently at work doing fuck all to pay for your benefits lad, show some respect yeah
>>218842580>>suit moggedexplain
>>218842600Xi has the better suit and clearly the better tie
sir winnie the pooh
>>218842580Xi is not that tall and wearing heels, like Macron recently started to do. Starmer did not upgrade to that fashion yet.
>>218842580That nigga got the narrowest eyes I've ever seenLooks like a caricature almost
I genuinely don't understand how people get into relationships. How do you get over a fear of rejection? Being rejected by a woman is genuinely the worst thing imaginable.
>>218842661She has sex for money mate she's not going to go out with you
>>218842649He's squint mogging Starmer
um
Modern Britain summed up in one story
>>218842080not a judge, just some HR hag in charge of the dismissal tribunal
leftypol on the leftrorke on the right
>>218842580I reckon the reason the never sent Rishi Sunak to China in his entire time as PM was because they couldn’t have Britain be humiliated in such a way of having little Rishi be seen representing Britain
>>218842715this is why the country is doomedwe literally cant do anything to mongos else we suffer the consequencesthieves and nuisances just get away it
>>218842558george III banned racism after marrying a negressthats the only change from real history
where is he?
rorkes gf stroking his head and calling him a good boy
rorke's da
>>218842852i do this when i cum inside the twink
leftypol's gf rubbing his belly and wishing the period pains away
where did everyone go
>>218842703>SICK MESSAGES New texts reveal details of married teacher’s depraved 3-hour sex session with boy, 17, while her husband was awayfuark me
Once you get rejected by enough women it honestly starts to become fun/funny and you lose all fear of it. I honestly love going up to women now, 99% chance they’ll reject me but that 1% chance is weirdly thrilling and sometimes we get on and I get their number or get invited back to their place. Women love confidence even if you’re ugly lol
nth for the holodem
>>218842919You don't go outside
>>218842924hope your mum gets dementia
>>218842870Just don’t believe he was running it
>>218842870Wigan White
>>218842919this. it’s easy as fuck to desensitise yourself to rejection
valentine's day soon lads
>>218842919To scared to be rejected that’s why I’ve never approached a woman online or in person
>>218842885>british media pretending to be disgusted and outraged by two adults having consensual sex after helping cover up the muslim pedo rape gang epidemic for 20 years
>>218842870jesse lad, we 'av' t'cook
>>218843007Rorke spotted
>>218842981It really is. Kind of gives me the same feeling you get gambling lol. I have no game whatsoever but simply going up to a woman and talking to her with no fear and showing you’re not intimidated puts you on a level above most guys >>218843018Get a train to another town where nobody knows you, pick a club, have a few drinks and literally just walk up to random women and talk to them. You will sperg the fuck out, feel embarrassed, ashamed, they will look at you like “who the fuck is this weirdo” but then on your way home you will feel literally 50% more confident about doing it again. Keep on doing it and you will keep losing fear and it will genuinely become funny
i wish i was a shagger like you guys :(
>>218843077sounds like shit advice but it’s true. me and my mate at uni basically did this during freshers, we set ourselves a challenge to ask 30 girls a night for their numbers just almost as a laugh to see who would get rejected the most since we were both scrawny gimps, and we did, but by like the 5th night we genuinely felt our rizz had levelled up and both of us even had girls back to the flat and we got a few numbers of girls who we slept with thought uni. that was an amazing year
>>218843140>we genuinely felt our rizz had levelled upCauliflower header mong detected
>>218843114>he thinks /brit/ contains any shaggers
>>218843172deeply bitter middle-aged millennial completely left behind by his peers detected
>>218843177was being sarcastic matewas just a bit of sarcasm
It`sReally busy !!
>>218843200right well this is two highly-stylised anthropomorphic horses with their tongues out being blown away by the voice of the dragonborn
>>218842580>Chinese fella wearing Windsor knot tie, Oxford shoes, Savile Row single-breasted suit, Western-style haircut and following British etiquetteTotal cultural domination.
>>218843200obliterated that unc freak
>>218843200Holy doneoli
>>218843314cor
I can't believe she has a tattoo.
rorke mate, you can put that on your van
>>218843314Bit of a stumble to pose with Morrisons in the background
>>218843227is that a livestream of a pub?love livestreams like thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho1gQSztGCUget in
>>218842703who's being nauseated here
>>218843348>you can put that on your vanCheers. I will
>>218843348>stupe'edwhat the hell does that mean
would you date a woman who’s perfect but 6 years older than you? I have good reason to believe she hasn’t slept around very much which i will not be revealing here
well at leeeasst we don't get shot while do maffs in skewwl
launching a hypersonic nigga nuke out my arse into rorke's arse
watching kino
>>218843454my gf was 30 when i was 23at the time i thought i was banging a milf and it was very hot but by the time i turned 28 she started to get haggardthe main problem is the generational differences though it was like dating unc
>>218843488No you aren't, you're boring us
NEW: The first by-election poll from Gorton and Denton shows Reform UK winning the seat REF - 30% LAB - 27% GRN - 17% CON - 6% LD - 2%Don't knows - 18%Thought greens were supposed to have this one?
>>218843578don't care, voting reform
>>218843578Warra landslide
I'm still voting Conservative.
me? Not even on the electoral register
I don't voteGovernment ploy to keep tabs on the public opinion, don't trust 'em.
mumberg trying to make me feel guilty about not going to gran's>oh she was asking where you wereyeah okay still not going to sit there for five hours while she moans about her ailments
>>218843602You don't live in Gorton and Denton rorke
>>218843717You’re just saying nasty shit to make people annoyed at you so they reply to you
Completely dead general.
>>218843455>way home from schoollearn to read yank
(enters brit)Hmm. Smells like incel in here. better look around.
apparently there's this thing called reflexology and basically you get to give women foot massages but you get paid for it because they believe you're making them healthier or something might get into thatmight have to wear baggy trousers though aha
get the missing cuties posted
>>218843806grow up
I need a new hobby. anyone got any recommendations?
>>218843880How about um... fencing
>>218843844Yeah you don't get to massage their feet with your willy though unfortunately
Ask yourself, was it all worth it?
can hear the gay lad at work talking in a gay way in the next room
Been having some extremely sexually charged dreams the past couple of days both involving ethnic womenWhat does this mean?
>>218843880americans have state of the art everything like you're into climbing or something they have huge bouldering centres and fucking yosemite and el capitan down the road mate if i were you i'd be doing so much shit instead i am stuck in my little village where the only activity in a 10 mile radius is the pub and a women's pilates
ALP: 31% (-3) L/NP: 25% (-1)Pauline Hansons One Nation: 22% (+5)
>>218843965deep-seated desire to conquer other races
Climbing, the sport for incels and chads alike
>>218843965get it happening
not having a very good time in life I must admitI've ghosted every single person that has ever tried to connect with me, I have sent out about two resumes over the past three years, I spend my days in a sleep deprived state just wandering the streets or aimlessly driving around in my car perhaps the only joys in my life are 4chan and youtube. I honestly cannot imagine how the average person lived without 4chan and youtube even 20 years ago
>>218843227What happens when a brown goes into a pub?
>>218843973based
>>218844052beaten to death I imagine
>>218844008Depends where you go. In most places it's a middle class hobby, mostly rich white 20-40 year olds. In London it's full of foreigners. In Germany the crowds seem to be younger and more working class. In California it's full of douchebags.
if i were a dwarf in moria i would dig just enough, not that deep at all.
>>218843973Is Aus fptp?
absolutely hate the phrase "smashed it"
>>218844044why don't you sleep?>>218844104what about smashed one out?
>>218841453>>218841453you have to split the heckin G!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha SHE DID IT OMGI know there were soyboy wrists spinning like helicopters jumping up and down screaming in that pub when she did it creaming their cock cages fucking faggot run nation of queers run by queers in suits and sexless women dressed as hillary clinton sucking NIGGERS offsome black girls are peng tho I can't lie
>>218844120>why don't you sleep?probably because I spend too much time on 4chan and youtube to be honesteither that or watching some movie or anime I torrented
>>218844044
>>218844120yeah you can smash one out any time pal just dont tell me that you smashed it when you mean you did well
>>218844123
Getting the booze cravings even though on Sunday I said I wouldn't drink for two weeks
Don't like New Zealand posters anymore
>>218844178theres at least one angry bastard that loves an argument but theyre generally alright
Might go visit him
>>218843455>skewwlhi cartman
>>218844205omg
>>218844159croatias lovely bro was in the velebit full of the bleached bones of brown invaders o/
>>218844205A cat at my uni became a local legend as he used to explore the campus, walk into lecture threatres, and was friendly with everyone. They have merchandise with him on now, and he was poorly once and people raised thousands for him. I met him twice in completely different parts of the uni.
>>218842678Why not
Sydneysiders are listing pets as purrfect tourist attractions, with five-star ratings for pettability and chonkiness
hate it when people start a sentence with "now"mostly used by balding men with glasses and a beard>Now! This is one of the ways in which...shut the fuck up dork
what the fuck? this is sick. these nonces should be executed
>>218844146you need to sleep matevery important for all sorts of thingsif you've got insomnia try wearing blue-light filtering glasses for a couple of hours before beda load of L-Tryptophan and Magnesium Glycinate an hour before bed might not hurt as wellhelps me
Madonna was in Margate yesterday
>>218844270My uni's cat died, as we all must in time
>>218844300>3.5-hour sex marathonhe's black I presume
>>218844279sydneysider has got to be the gayest demonym on the planet lol
>>218844300this guy is joking, right?that's got to be a parody account
>>218844300shut up incel he was 17 the law is very clear about sentencing
>>218844298Now that I hate
>do uni work for an hour>come back>same /Brit/ thread as when I leftWhat the fuck? Why is it so slow?
now listen here you little shit
>>218844330dont know. privacy reasons>>218844342>>218844341it's real and SICK
>>218841512small willy bros we are SO BACK
>>218844380i KNOW you have a big monkey willy
right well that's me having sex with the bipolar ex tomorrow
>>218844375The one I remember was the woman who had an argument with her husband at a hotel, so she went down the corridor to a room where a few teenage lads were staying and got spitroasted by them.
its been a productive morning, hows your day going saars
you don't see people chatting in the road with their windows rolled down anymore
>>218844330kek
>>218844440I've seen it recently
>>218844421ahem... corr
i have poor communication skills
>>218844480Didn't understand a word of this post
>>218844480say that again in english
Not even DTFIC has bothered to show up today… poor showing, /brit/!
Me? On that Thursday afternoon wuppagrind. Ended up cancelling spoons and went to Greggs for me brekkie instead. Got what I wanted in town anyways (new shoes) so it's all good.
>>218844501
right well that's a willy with some kind of deformity
right well thats a 'ki 'lly then isn't it
>>218844553>'ki?
leftypol posting deformed cock pics in his local Communist party group chat
>>218841453if we are gonna get rid of immigrants can we keep only these ones>chinese shop owner who smokes in the kitchen>kebab guy>mexican shop owner who gives you tequila
my favorite voice actor, who I have been following online for years, recently got married and I feel so hollow inside whenever I think about it
>>218844619So much british culture here
bit young for you johnny m8
>>218844659yes I think brits will deeply empathize with my post. maybe you should get a clue
cant believe how long this threads been going on for. are we the boring bastard thread?
>>218844619nimi nightmare was it?
>>218844707no the VA for max from life is strange
>>218844700Since 2013 and I was here from the start. There are posters here who were literal children when I was shitposting on /brit/
Got the Boards of Canada on
>>218844707why the fuck would you engage with vtuber slop at allI don't see the allure
>>218844734she has the most annoying voice of all time, have a fucking word
I've never gone out for drinks, never been drunk either
>>218844738no i meant this particular thread you absolute mong
>>218844790There are who were literal children when I was shitposting in this thread
>>218844775they're interactive wank material
Thanks god sky told me about this important news
>>218844778she's an innocent angel and you are an angry faggot she's actually the most perfect female ever depicted in media, prove me wrong, you can't
>>218844833Why do you have the app? Why do you have notifications on?
>>218844833ok boomer
test
test poo
raping my own arse poo
>>218844860Because I don’t have Twitter anymore I want footie news. They don’t let you choose which notifications you want.>>218844871I’m 22
>>218844958>>218844958>>218844958cheeky early
>>218844738me? i was 21 and out having fun in 2013.
Tits too small. Do not want.
where is zeidynonce?
>>218845044poof
>>218844848oh my days you fucking sadact
>>218845517>>218845517>>218845517
>>218841789What in the fuck?
