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i like when women make me open jars for them
Why do mexicans have sinky buttholes
I hate it when gringos stan Epstein CARNAL
drinking milk
When was the last time you gooned to a good book?
>>218858609never
i fucked my first cousin once removed, but i did the math and i'm only like 6.25% related to her so it's ok and she's really fucking hot like no joke 9/10 supermodel but lives in florida so i literally never seen her i only seen her one time when i was down visiting
I miss it
I really wish Canada didn't exist bros
>>218858609here
>>218858663I wish imperial federation happened. We can't get what we want all the time.
I've never heard the We Are Charlie Kirk song. Should I go listen to it and report back?
>>218858674depends, are you charlie kirk?
>>218858663oh gord!
when are the indians going back
>>218858679in the big 1AK we are all charlie kirk
>>218858609Only women can goon to words with no pictures
>>218858692Hopefully soon. Deport the ones that are citizens too.
>>218858679It was garbage. This comment cracked me up though.
having a chat with penjamin
Hey chud
>>218858670hentai is illegal in my state(Texas)
>>218858736Me too me too.
>>218858750na na na na nahey yeah heah you're a fuckin chud
any normalchads in
Why did you invest in crypto instead of gold and silver? Are you a retard? A schizo? God forbid, a fool?
>>218858763At the club right now. What's up bro?
I want Sydney to pee on me
>>218858763no
>>218858776i was just hoping i could recruit the services of an unscrupulous normalfriend to follow this girls private instagram and screencap all the goonable posts is all haha
>>218858750Hey men and they are chuds
I was just thinking of sydney sweeney
>>218858780I want to bathe every inch of her body with my tongue
>>218858794is she trying to be the new marilyn monroe?
>>218858769For me, its aluminium.
Was with my buddy in his truck earlier just driving around and hanging out and Lynyrd Skynyrd - Tuesday's Gone came on the radio. His truck's speakers are really good despite the truck being from like '98 or '99. It was his older brother's. There's no au in or Bluetooth or anything so my buddy actually usually carries around his old Bluetooth speaker in his truck to use to listen to music. We were listening to Within Temptation at first but then he was like "that's enough of the metal" and he switched on the radio and I fiddled around with the dial till it hit Tuesday's Gone and I was like FUCK YES and I made him sit through the rest of the song (it's like an 8 minute long song and we caught it maybe halfway through).
>>218858769Bitcoin was 22k back in 2023. if you bought in at the bottom even now you'd still be doing well
why is there so much gun violence in america when countries like albania and iraq are loaded with weapons and nobody kills each other
>>218858827And if you sold it a year ago and put it in silver you would have over tripled your money
>>218858850America needs Islam
>>218858850America is really multiple countries contained under a facade of unitythose cunts direct violence outward towards outsiders, we direct violence inwards towards each other
>>218858850New Hampshire requires to permit to buy, or carry a firearm and is one of the safest places in the country. The answer to your question is blacks, and what has become more obvious recently, hispanics.
does digging your finger nails into bar soap sterilize the dirt or do you need to fully scrub it out to get rid of germs? getting tired of going through the effort and getting them dirty again the next day. would rather wait for a day off work to do that
Butthole is finally hurting now after the blood incident earlier... Probably shouldn't have eaten spicy dip immediately after...
>>218858882just clip them regularly and you don't have to look at the dirt.
F*ck Ice
head hurts
Will RE9 be shit?
>>218858914the skin underneath gets sore after opening boxes all day if I keep my nails clipped, they're as short as I can get them without causing discomfort
>>218858947SAME WAY AS MY UNCLEWHO WAS HER GRANDFATHERNEVER SAW A CAN BLEW UP IN THE TRASHGODDAMN, WHAT WERE THE ODDS?
So if you have ADHD and live in a food desert you should just starve. Got it.
>>218858880but even then, all types of gun violence are far higher in the us than anywhere else, there are mostly white young men committing shootings at a far higher rate than the rest of the world, police are far more likely to shoot a criminal than anywhere else
>>218858994That guy you stole this tweet from has a nice body
my friend who was super skinny in college got jacked as fuck two years after graduation. It was like a bodybuilder ate my friend. then he got morbidly obese another two years later. now when I look at him it’s like a fat guy ate a bodybuilder who ate my friend
goon of choice this past week has been maplemistyx
Play with my pussy
>>218859024>no feet contenti accept your concession
>>218858997>there are mostly white young men committing shootings at a far higher rate than the rest of the world"white" is a more obscure term here, there are lightskin (black) people who identify as white and there are hispanics who identify as non-hispsanic white. Gun homicide rates by whites in NH were lower than that of the gun homicide rate of Albania in 2019 and have consistently similar rates for all years I can find.Furthermore, the USA is by far the largest gun manufacturer on the planet so it makes sense that they would be more common than anywhere on the planet
>>218859042who's that ghoul on the left?
>>218859022Creatine: Just say noThere is no benefit to it as you will just be using more energy for the same actions and once you stop pushing yourself it all becomes fat.
>>218859055they call him Rasthey say he pisses his pants
>>218859055Jenna Whortega
gonna go jork it
tried at least five brands of protein powder and they've all been dogshit. each made feel bloated and had some nasty aftertastr that lingered for an hour at minimum
>>218859052i didnt know that last part, but i do think there's something ingrained in american culture that ultimately makes gun violence more likely, like the whole cowboy thing and the glorification of people like killdozer.
>>218859051going to the beach as a footfag must be a wonderous experience
>>218859095and the spa
/cum/ is so trans coded fr
>>218859085Yeah probably, but well over 3x as many europeans die from heat-related deaths each year than americans from gun violence (and thats including suicide which makes up the bulk of gun deaths in the USA). A lot of the perception comes from the media who focuses on gun violence specifically because their (((funders))) have a vested interest in outlawing the general public from owning firearms.
>>218859062I've read it's got cognitive benefits and can help with brain fog and lethargy o algo
>>218859115True but you don't need to supplement it like gymbros do for that. It is found naturally in many meats. Obviously not all creatine is bad.
>>218859114any attempt ended in an explosion of violence, just look at WACO
Fun fact: Football teams will force certain diets on their players based entirely on their blood type. Julian Edelman said they made him eat a ton of crocodile meat because of his blood type
>>218859079they all suck as shakes and I hate how they’re all kiddy candy flavour but i now just put the powder in my overnight oats and it makes the shitty taste and consistency just taste like oatmeal
suicide by gun must suck for the people having to clean up after you, you literally blow the insides of your head on all four walls, the ceilings and the floor
>>218859085>there's something ingrained in american culture that ultimately makes gun violence more likely, like the whole cowboy thingWestward expansion, frontier mentality I guess
>>218859175The cleaners make good money
>>218859175They should let dogs do it they would enjoy it
>>218859175anyone with some level of decency would go out in the wilderness and let nature clean them up
so the flat above me is a mtf transgender and a ftm transgender who have sex with each other very loudly directly above my bedroom
https://litter.catbox.moe/bg913wibhicbblg9.gif
>>218859181How does one even get into that kinda business Just show up at the police station and be like "hey you got any crime scenes that need cleaning"
>>218859157haven't had oatmeal in a while but I might try that at some point
>>218859203are either of them hot
>>218859085Europe used to be a good deal more violent, I think mayeb Europeans have just become more apathetic.
>>218859176we had one mass shooting and people pretty much unanimously voted in favor of changing the laws to make getting guns even harder, we have some of the strictest gun laws in all of the EU. Ive literally only ever seen a gun up close in Belgium in the airport in Brussels.>>218859181how do you go home to your family after though.>>218859192lol, nasty.>>218859195its better than most people here, ive had several people attempt suicide by train while i was in it near the schiphol area.
>>218859207The families have the responsibility to clean it up and if there's no family, the citySo they can clean it themselves but in practice pay biohazard cleaners thousands to get rid of it
>>218858714I can get aroused by using the chat AIs but I've never came to text alone. I use it as a sort of foreplay, then I will turn on porn.
>>218859192When that pornstar blew her brains out with a shotgun recently nobody found her for days and she had a pitbull so you know that dog was eating her maggot ridden corpse
>>218859203where do you live? I don't think I've even seen a single tranny in edmonton
>>218859240reminds me of that story that a cat ate a woman that died, if you have pets and you die by yourself theyll just start eating you
>>218859213they actually somewhat pass and the ftm has a really deep voice so it just sounds like gay sex
>>218859226>in practice pay biohazard cleaners thousands to get rid of itRight that's the business im referring to
>>218858609I used to write my own erotic and goon to but now I'm too lazy
I have a long distance textuationship with a tranny where I write out all the hot stuff I would do to her if we met up and she sends me audio of her cumming and nudes and stuff and asked me to marry herI'm not l getting much out of it so I'm ghosting her r n but I would fuck her if we met
>>218859247>he doesn't knowOh, sweaty...
what kind of person do you have to be to become a biohazard cleaner or a mortician?
There's nothing worse than accidentally entering a /brit/ thread.
>>218859085The US simply has no values or culture or sense of community, there are wider vague concepts you can point to but at the end of the day the US is a disjointed mess and that kind of rootlessness makes people go insane after a while, the human experience requires some deeper meaning that doesn't flip flop around day to day
>>218859247The most notorious /cum/ tranny famously lives in Edmonton
>>218859268High functioning sociopath, limited career options
I used to work at a grocery store, and the guy showing me the trash compactor explained it's locked because someone went inside the compactor to remove something got stuck and then another employee turned it on and he got crushed to deathThe employee showing me very seriously said "he made a great sacrifice for the company", and I had to contain my laughter
>>218859265>>218859289
>>218859247edmonton area
>>218859288thats probably true, ive read that almost 40% of americans feel seriously lonely, only 10% of europeans feel the same, that cant be good for your mental healt
>>218859292Thank you for your service wagieFuck that sucks though, imagine you're just some wagie that smokes weed and plays ps4 every day and you're looking forward to finishing ghost of tsushima tonight or whatever and you just have some extremely grizzly death while it stinks like garbage
The spectacle of violence has been normalized in the US. People grow up and live their lives and just every once in awhile they'll see someone die on TV or online. It's created a sick culture.
I wish I could use my dick like an elephant trunk in which, like a straw, I could slurp up a tasty beverage and then “pee” it into my mouth.
>>218858609Like an actual real for real book? Idk never? I used to goon to fapfics mainly WoW ones, but there were a few others as well like this weird iCarly one where they were lesbians in the future, anyway I stopped reading them at some point, stopped reading overall really but I still write, I find writing extremely relaxing, I don't get many chances to do it though, just nights the gf goes to bed early because I don't want her to know about it, I love her but reading anything I write feels too personal, not even because of the content but because it feels like revealing the absolute deepest layer of myself, she wouldn't care but knowing that she knows would drive me crazy
>>218859360this is a trvth nvke but you're also a faggot if you admit that
I don't think I've ever had an original thought
>>218859360>1True>2True but I can’t even cry when I’m by myself most of the time. Sometimes I can when I’m drunk>3, 4, 5, 6, 7True
>>218859360I get compliments a lot and I'm an incel
>>218859360>>218859366>>218859382Don't be so emotionally incontinent.
>>218859360do you really want to live in a society where men openly weep and whine about their feelings like women?
>>218859393YesI'm gay BTWThe difference is men have real problems women have made up problems
>>218859360This was written by ChatGPT it loves that cringy soy sing songy "if x not y" type of writing
>>218859393We're living in that society
>>218859393I think there should be intentional efforts to address things like male loneliness and isolation like bringing back fraternal societies, conscription, after work culture, etc
>>218859338True but imagine how retarded you have to be to go into a trash compactor
>>218859417No the elites of the world should just make killer robots and kill the bottom 99% of the world population thereby eliminating poverty
>>218859345Violence is cool so long as I'm not the one dying desu
>>218859393I think it would be nice if if fewer men were severely lonely and/or suicidal. Being on 4chan for years, often at night, it’s plain to see how many men are suffering and they post about it here because they feel they have nowhere else to turn.
>>218859413Big if true
>>218859448That's actually just all me
>>218859345That's been the norm for most of human history
I kinda wish I was chinese
>>218859456Well thank you for absorbing all the world’s depression!
China and Israel have nationalist socialist governments
>>218859464the wealth disparity in china is insane though
>>218859458Imagine living through WW2 seems surreal Imagine seeing a bunch of your younger male relatives just die off in a war or come back insane
>>218859456kek
>>218859478Chinese people just hang out in the street smoking and drinking all night when they aren't working
goodnight
>>218859464the chinx in my are own businesses jewish style meanwhile locals work blue collar jobs, good on them
>>218859501sweet dreams doggy!
>>218859497that sounds like hell
>>218859497Sounds cool but thirdie, like mexicans basically
Cocteau Twins - Heaven or China
Gaming is too much work. After work I no longer have the energy. Even booting up steam seems like a monumental feat of strength
gonna reheat some frozen pizza in the microwave
gut now hurts after the blood poop incident... it might be over for me bros...
>>218859552Cocktoo twins go hard
>>218859360it’s mostly men that perpetuate this stuff, and it’s not just macho posturing. emotional displays and fragility are unhelpful and annoying, we hate that shit in women. i guess the best thing to do is check on your niggas every so often proactively
Women in asia refer to white men as "the white horse"I find this very objectifying and wrong.
>>218859464Why does Xi's face look like that? Why does he always bear the expression of being high on 'luudes?
>>218859666Just eat it cold if you're not gonna use the oven
>>218859754No anon thats actually what asian men call white women, you're confused and I promise I'm not making that up
>>218859754I guess I should go over there as a sex tourist. I have a pretty big dong.
>>218859759He's squinting because the future of Zhongguo is so bright
>>218859782LOL
I really hate the taste of eggs but I force myself to eat them because of the nutrients
I might go on a rice / beans / eggs only diet for a few months so i can afford a top of the line gaming pc
>>218859792just swallow them
>>218859776A korean woman told me today that if I went to korea a lot of women would try to have sex with me because a lot of asian women want to "ride the white horse" but it would be more difficult to find a wife
Alcarez vs Zvere going hard
>>218859805Imagine the farts
>>218859806I tried drinking them raw with a bit of vodka but it felt weird so I stopped
I'm only interested in women's tennis
>>218859805>top of the line gaming pcHow much does that cost roughly?
>>218859812Maybe it's for both sexes then. Or maybe she overheard it once and interpreted it differently without bringing it up to anyone
Shall I finished conquering China in three kingdoms or should I finish counting my assets
>>218859842'Bout tree fiddy
>>218859854IZ ASTRAGOTH! ZOOLAHOOOOO!
Took my pants off
Time to change my diaper
I HATE women
is there a single actual foreigner on int? if so ive yet to see any evidence
>>218859949I am foreign to all
>>218859949Why wouldn't there be
Being fat should be illegal
I posted a pretty good pic last thread and nobody reacted
>>218859933Where is that character from
>>218860070I was watching Frasier what was the image
>>218856263
fuck
>>218860168What are you spending on
>>218860257being raped and tortured
/cum/ is senran kagura general
>>218860257Gacha pulls
>>218860279It sure is. Marvellous and Sony pls get another one made>>218860285What gacha
>>218860320Chaos Zero Nightmare
Another snow storm up North. How many dead yanks can we expect?
>>218860323https://youtu.be/lBDN8yWyNYU?earworm
cmon bro please don't stink fuck my bitch
The return of the penis
>>218860431Yo nigga let's go to greggs
The penis strikes back
Why aren't you doing this? >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_search_phone_call_scam
Return of the Jeet
Maybe I should become a findom catfish
>>218860323I never once missed it and I had nightmares that I was back there many times after leaving.
>>218860580>I had nightmares that I was back there many times after leavingI still get them.
My high school years were full of nothing. I was never bullied much at all, I just faded into the background. So I don't have positive or negative memories of that time in my life
https://youtu.be/QxTBtHsh408I love this song so much.
Why is this one guy trying to force the word 'yanks' every thread?
Does Peru need a special military operation to free the people of Purú?
>>218860723Just some inbred hillbilly
>>218860725baby yoda ahh fit
I wish i had a big stinky puss filled wound on my groin where my penis is instead of having a penis
>diarrhea dickmoney millionaire!diarrhea dickmoney millionaire!>diarrhea dickmoney millionaire!diarrhea dickmoney millionaire!
schizo hours
>>218860987schizo website
>>218860987Word
>>218861048radical now = normal in the past or future. thats what you normiecattle never understand. you think you're so cool but you're just nothing people
>>218861072Built for BBC insemination.
>>218861072What's the purpose of this thing anyways
Imagine getting fucked in the ass by a horse
>>218861112Its for the girl pilot. Duh
hey asshole, heres another meme i got from twitter
I can't breed
>>218860841ahahah you got me
>>218860725Brazilian Putin is going to love this
I keep eating these stupid fucking fake pita chips. They're obviously just regular crackers but they're basically like pita themed for retarded americans who don't know any better. Just regular crackers with salt all over them
Jack me off
I wish I was muhfuckin’ Porco Rosso, man. Just flyin around the Adriatic and shieeet. Gettin mad pussy for real.
to thine own self be truethey can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru
Enjoy the drive to work today wagies!
>>218861347What are you going to do when your parents are dead
i need to stop saying heck, im 30
changed my name to Christopher Raisen
Hey there Delilah what's it like in your vagina
>>218861330Carney's speech really triggered Trump huh
>>218861330The only separatist I know is one of my neighbours. He has told me about chemtrails on like 5 different occasions and he recently got shitfaced and crashes his car into a tree a block away from his house.
>>218861460Is that not proof of his claims??
>>218861529It’s entirely possible he’s a secret genius
gyatt day-https://youtu.be/w869Avr_fXI?si=a6vqJae1ufwrowWT
Reading my Lovecraft manga. Almost finished. https://youtu.be/O4svIh86ZVchttps://youtu.be/79fzeNUqQbQ
>>218861582Was jesus persecuted as a Jew when it was jews demanding his death
>I HEAR JERUSALEM BELLS a-RINGIN'
>>218861353My parents are already dead
>>218861639did you get an inheritance or something
>>218861645Yes my dad collected a ton of vintage cars. I got the house with 30 acres of land. I have autism benefits as well so I should be good for awhile.
>>218861665You know what, I don't believe you.
>coldplay is my favorite band What type of person do you imagine
I'M ON A K-HOLE BRUH
>>218861716I have never listened to them, so i imagine nothing. But it sounds like a generic band, so I guess a generic person
>>218861716a studious white or asian girl (never been to a party) somewhere between 15 - 25 whos interests and personality are shaped by fear of her parents disappointment but desperately wants to be genuine with someone
Coldplay is one of those bands that gets insanely popular and acclaimed in the mainstream, so then they attract a lot of haters who say they’re overrated. But then the hate bandwagon gets to be too much and they become overhated. And it turns out they aren’t that bad and they actually have some really good songs, even if they were overhyped initially. I feel the same way about U2.
>>218861850Nickleback is like this but nobody wants to say it. At worst they are a mediocre band
>>218861859Yeah I agree. I don’t really like them very much but people treated them like they were the worst band of all time, which is definitely not true.
>>218861716Dickless eunuch
I don't think it's bad to like coldplay but I do think its a very lame choice for your favorite band ever
>>218861850U2 suck though
I mostly listen to 70s-80s country and dungeon synth
I like U2, I don't get the hate.
EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN
Going on a west coast to east coast roadtrip in the summer any suggestions?
>>218861977They’re definitely not one of my favourite bands but I think they have some good songs. I heard way worse shit on rock radio growing up.
https://youtu.be/ucdaEjd1Y4A
>>218862068Yeah, east is where the sun rises. If you go that way you should get along alright
Summer 2019 was so insanely kino.
Remember when music was good?
I haven't slept in a week
>>218862213I rememba. I rememba, don’t worry. How could I ever forget?
>>218862282That's hell brotherWhat do you suspect is the cause?
2012 was 14 years ago.
>>218862291Mid life
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVXJLaHOAQuTbCASLLcVyTPg
>>218862340Damn, I'm not there yet, but elevating my head in bed more and getting a weighted blanket helped my sleep issues tremendously fwiw
I always feel hot when I try to sleep. As a result I've usually got my window wide open at night.
Hahaha some of you fags are wooorking and it's so cold and nasty but I'm all warm and snuggly hiding under blankets watching leeet's plaaays too bad for you hahahaha :3
>>218862434Aren't you afraid of a big strong man climbing into your room and ravishing you?
morgan&morgan lawfirm adverts on midwest safety police boycam videos are the absolute pinnacle of americacore. sovl
>>218862547No I'm more afraid of a raccoon climbing through my window lol.
>>218858522Canadians are the most powerful race in the world
>>218862673That's all the Scottish blood.
>>218862597>lol relevant ads tailored to me instead of EUslop shit on everything all of the time and that being the tailoring (EUs arent human). haha. god forbid businesses work
Lauren "FUCKING" Mayberry!
>>218862693what are you talking about did your schizo mind somehow get offended by that I'm appreciating sovl
>>218862779I had sex with her, unless that's a man, in which case I did not. Idk I'm too lazy to google this person
Happy 4:20 AM!
I just realized how much of an unc I amI decided to re-download Skyrim. I expected it to take hours, but it was done in a few minutes. Tech has come a long way
Just did a big poop and no blood bros... We're so fucking back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tEhUjWaMg4
>>218862779tr00n
>>218863572I used to look down and see red water. Hasn't been much of a problem since I quit drinking for a while
Army of central Asian (probably Tajiks) snow cleaners in Moscow yesterday.
>>218864948Russia is so poor they still don't have snow plows lmao ziggers
good morning cumbums
Didn't know Kentucky has people
>>218865303fuck I meant to say blue people
>>218865324The grass is blue though
Remember remember the 30th of January
>>218865797ICE out now!
We don’t do it like that in Europe https://youtu.be/Erp8IAUouus
Hell yeah it's Friday what's happening today
>>218865893
>>218865926Is this kino?
If I fart it's going to be a shart, I'm scared
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
>>218866597
The new is going to be a gooner edition, isn't it
>>218866664Doesn't have to be
>>218866674But it will
>>218866811It won't
>>218866664It will be a cute animals having fun edition
>>218866864No
The anticipation is killing me
I hope it’s a coomer thread
>>218867020No>>218867014>>218867014>>218867014>>218867014
>>218867020subhuman>>218867030based
>>>218858522 (thread magick-limit reached) Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”: As those who bless any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are blessed in all ways, So those who curse any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah. Antinomianly, “It is Fixed.” Amen, so mote it be. [777]
