McLaren edish
RBRS
*rubs Mousey's chubby cheeks for luck*
Going to get on PIP. Going to get on enchanced UC. Going to get it all lad. Going to pretend I'm being chucked out so I can get a council place. Done with it, just been having an epiphany about it all.
found a video of rorke taking a stroll through townhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuNsvggutkI
detest neurotypical women
>>218873505a Sensitive Young Man
ach haven a wee dram o ern bru
only friday and im already bored af. just want to be back at toil
>>218873526Mousey..... They told me you was dead....
>>218873526- adolf hitler revealing his piss fetish to a south african
>>218873542mousey's actually brummy
>>218873528Me when I am joking with the toileagues
going to watch Heat (1995) tonightwhat will (You) watch tonight?
Instead of time in lieu they should do Toil in lieu which lets you come into work on your holidays
Diego let us down. 0/10
>>218873528Good lad make sure your taxes are in order. Thanks for my bennies.
time in poo
might start going on big long walks at night until someone happens
>>218873574already at a level of drunkenness where I can't pay attention to a film and just monging out to youtube vids
Trump was one of the CEOs of the pedo ring and Epstein was more of a general manager level
>>218873563don't like either of them
>>218873328>>218873486Tomorrow Never Dies was kino, remember the remote controlled BMW?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBcOBWq8J6w&t=80
/brit/ meet at Coopers next weekend?
>>218873606Epstein was Darth Vader but trump was more like Emperor Palpatine
>>218873643only if (You) sing the karaoke for us
1738
the good Bonds:From Russia With LoveYou Only Live TwiceLive And Let DieThe Spy Who Loved MeThe Living DaylightsGoldenEyeCasino Royale
what was diddy blud doing on the calculator?
der's moir ta oirelend... den dis
poo off in lieuwhen you run through the office like the wee guy in the matrix going morpheus is fighting neo but instead it's about 2 people doing competitive pooing in the toil toilet cubicles
https://files.catbox.moe/81fnoj.jpg
>>218873574I'm thinking Men In Black
i estimate my amazon delivery is 15-20 minutes awayif i order a tesco whoosh order with cans and cigs they might both get here at the same time hahai could introduce themtesco man? meet amazon man, he's bringing my new mouse and flash drive and like a usb night light thingand this is tesco man, with my cigs and beersi could refuse to accept either delivery until they shake hands
prince andrew is innocent!
>>218873679scre
i'm quackers
>>218873606epstein was like Brian but Trump is like Peter
>>218873712okay this is lovely
>>218873680Graham Linehan (popularly named Lineham) has bemoaned how people yell this at him more than any quote from Father Ted or The It Crowd or Black Books combined
that milf left coopers green shirt looks hammered
>>218873688I find that dark spot on her tiddie too distracting
Marco Pierre White ASMR for the ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcqXRAi9vrs
asian women are not good at sex i'm sorry but it's truethey're just not
watching Rocky III, the most philosophical Rocky movie
might get a chinese ina succulent chinese mealthe rape of scranking if you will
>>218873759Yeah we call them Japs or ChinksStop being a Yank you useless cunt
on the gay porn wine after a long dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulZQTrV8QlQ&list=RDulZQTrV8QlQ&start_radio=1
>>218873760I pity the fool
>>218873759I have extensive video evidence to the contrary
>>218873772not talking about just japs or chinks am i thoughall of them
https://youtube.com/shorts/221eGGLOW9EImportant PSA don't kill your future
people really buying from boohoo as if those clothes aren't made by unpaid, homeless Chinese kids who get beaten if they don't meet their daily quota
Americans be like>dvde they called asians lolbut also>you're Indian? woo woo or dot head??
I don't need /brit/'s blame or forgiveness
>>218873742bemoans a lot about trannies aswell I hear
>>218873794Orientals
americans have no personality beyond guns and hating anyone who isn't white or Christian
messaged the ex toilfu and she said I was the first old colleague to check in on her since leaving. Reckon that's got me right into her good books
>>218873795what about SS daggers
yeah im on the booze again
>>218873819Ok brownoid.
>>218873757He seems like a cool guy, unlike Gordon who's an arrogant bastard
>>218873819your obsessed
>>218873838ktmi
Might order a wizza tonight. Might as well. It Friday x
got a baby for someone before they know the sex. living life on the edge
Rorke asking ChatGPT for any ideas of what he can do with his life
>>218873819brits have no culture beyond making lazy bait posts and getting pity (you)s from yanks
doing farts that sound like theyre coming out a fart machine
uruguayparaguaywhat exactly is a "guay"
I'll eat when I'm hungryI'll drink when I'm dryI will court all the lassies or at least I will tryAnd I'll never conform 'til the day that I die
>>218873876you are gay
>>218873854One is a Yorkshireman, the other is a Scot.It's self-explanatory.
sex with Yuffie
>>218873867wepperoni or wargherita?
smoked 14 fags in 5 hours fuck sake
ate my burrito it was very nice
fuck the grinch
Catherine O'Hara died ladsI'm sadCan't be watching Home Alone again nowToo depressing and the like Even though 71 is hardly a spring chicken it still feels a bit premature like. Guess I just think everyone should live into their 90s being the delusional foul creature I am.
got a lot of attention in the last thread for announcing a celebrity death so im going to make that a core part of my personality
>>218873929suck on probably 20 nicotine pouches a day myselfreckon its not much better than smokingsick of this nicotine SHITE wish i had nothing to do with it
eating a poo berry
Having kids when you aren't rich or on benefits is child abuse. "Middle class" and working families having kids is despicable. I will only have kids if I can get on some good benefits so that we are all looked after by the government.
>wfam couple in IKEAwyd?
>>218873948any update on les dennis lad?
>>218873969mmkay
Watching the stream and pretending I’m there. Having fun. Being social.
>>218873957I only smoke about 5 a day regularly but was at the pub with a few of my old work pals and they smoke too so just puffed away
>ELTON's favourite sandwich is cheese and tomatowhat a boring bastardall his fancy little outfits are a cope for how dull is palette is
>>218873945everyone should be laid to rest at ~65 or so, too many people become a burden to their families, the state, the healthcare system, while being kept alive in a handicapped, zombie-like state by science
when a british goes to China
>>218873957mental how your tolerance goes up with them. Couldn't handle 17.5mg without hiccuping when I first started now I can go through a tub a day. Need 30mg to feel anything absolutely sick of it.
>>218873945Really would hate to live forever but I’d be pretty content with like a 200 year lifespan and with a much longer period of being youngImagine I’d be thoroughly bored with life by the end and ready to go
>>218874006aye but then you have niggas like William Shatner or Milton Friedman who are sharp as a whip into their 90s
>>218874008vs when a Spanish goes to Chinalevels to this game
>>218873981I DONT REALLY KNOOOWWWW
>>218873945>O'Hara had situs inversus, a condition where major internal organs are reversed from their normal positionswell there you goso if you'd tried to hit her with a liver shot it'd just be a normal body shot to her because her liver's on the other side
>>218873945She looked on the verge of death in her last pics desu, easy to say in hindsight but old people like that are the ones closest to death
>>218874002my favourite sandwich is lettuce, cucumber mayonnaise and ham
>>218874002Should've at least picked a peng BLT
>>218873819You make us sound based which isn’t quite true
lad is killing ithalf the world awayyy
>>218874034starmer isnt head of statewhile the king of spain is
>>218874046looks like a hackett old witch like a fat person who lost loads of weight im glad shes dead
>>218874002idgi. this doesnt seem sloppy enough
>>218873926Not sure yet de lid. Might get a spicy one in.
>>218873819um... based?
>>218874026>mental how your tolerance goes up with them.yeah it really is vile muckdont know whats going to happen when i try to cut down or if i run out
just found out this is me
sucking on my vape like a spastic sucking his thumb
angelic entities watching over the thread right now
two months off the vape, melooking forward to month three
>>218874101The BBC hate this=
>>218874055Only if it’s freshly cooked bacon
>>218874120They’re on my bodyAnd they guide me heavenly
>>218874053alri grandma
>>218874070can the "head of state" of England even take a plane without getting a heart attack? lmao
fuck's sake, intricate plan for tomorrow has fallen completely apart because it turns out the barbers is shut. have to delay operation haircut now
>>218874101
>two months off the vape, me>looking forward to month three
vapes are only good when you're pinging on gear and don't want to smoke every two seconds
>brits can’t smoke in pubsGenuinely goofy ass shitHard to take you seriously knowing this
>>218874135I think I’m done with fagsLove my lungs too muchWill carry on with the vape tho
>>218874167>t. nicotine's bitch
>>218874159a cunning follicle plan foiled by a workshy mehmet. lol @ u
>>218874159Post-mortem examination of this markedly decomposed cat was unable to ascertain whether the stick had been inserted into the anus before or after death. Irrespective of this uncertainty, the action of inserting the object is considered sexual in nature.
>>218874158he was literally drinking jungle juice in samoa
>>218874120What makes you say that?
>>218874135no fags since march last yearno vape since mayno niccy pouches since novemberoff the muck me
Has anyone else experienced a big cultural gap with their parents in the UK?Not sure if this is the right board but I was curious if others have had a similar experience.My parents weren't born in the UK and moved here later in life. Over the years I've noticed they've found it quite hard to adapt compared to where they're from.I grew up here so adapting to life in the UK and Western culture felt natural to me, but for them a lot of it feels strange or unfamiliar. Things like how people interact, social norms, and everyday behaviour often seem weird to them.They mostly only speak to family or people from the same ethnicity or background as them. They struggle with things many people here take for granted, like communicating with others, speaking English confidently, and feeling comfortable around people outside their circle. Because of that they tend to keep to themselves.I don't mean this in a negative way at all, it's just something I've noticed growing up. Sometimes it feels like we're living in two very different worlds in the same house.Just wondering if anyone else in the UK has experienced something similar with their parents and how common this actually is.
>>218874215them sausage fingers make me extremely uncomfortable
the dream is to live to 85 then in the final moments make sure you're wearing natural fibre clothing head out and hand over your most prized possessions to to the first stranger you see and wander into the woods and just keep walking until you collapse and pass away in to the dirt
>>218874220did you get fat when you packed it in
>>218874189you'll be getting in a lot more nicotine that way, which isn't fun either.
ITSSOFUCKING OVER
>>218874232love fish and chips do you, ranjeet shragandhanakathan?
>>218874179couldn't believe it as it was happeningstill can't believe it 20 years later or however long ago it wasthis country is a fucking joke and should be nuked to save the rot from spreading
Me at the bottom x
>>218874239always look like they're about to burst
>>218874255the new fed chair eased liquiditynothingburger with a side of onion rings-hollow
>>218873993um
>>218874264Me up your behind x
>>218874002Old people eat boring dull food news at 11
>>218874255perfect time to buy and gobble up some gains from the retards panic-sellingyummy yummy yummy all for me
Me? 4 weeks off the packet on Sunday. Haven't had any alcohol this week either.Life's better without the drugs x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W86cTIoMv2U
business plan: become a woman
>>218874250Yeah not good for my bones, gotta watch how much I do it
>>218874215was that before or after he fucked the little samoan girls LMAO
>>218874285OHVER
steaming at 8pm award
>>218874101wahey look at him go
global warming dropped off
>>218874246was pretty skinny before but yeah put on a stone since I stopped nicotine completely. only ate 2 meals a day at most looking back
is it a good idea to pick up women by approaching them int he smoking area and asking for a hit on their vape
>>218874327psctim
>>218874259My parents are from Afghanistan (Pashtun) and they heavily don't understand the UK culture at all and even if I explain to them, they disagree with me lol. They don't allow me to hang out with people from different ethnicities but I still do and don't mention it to them. They don't like english food at all whilst I eat both. They don't make friends in the UK at all even if I tell them too.
>>218874232is it really that hard to adapt to local cultural norms? seems like they barely tried and stuck to their own because it was easiernot being confident in a language after a decade+ living in the country isn't excusable gammon in benidorm tier
britain needs latina immigrants
>>218874319would you?
>>218874255Everyone's getting out the markets before the SHTF with Iran.
>>218874264mad that blokes would just go yep that looks good i'll get on one of those for my job for 2 years without a gap that sounds alright to me
>>218874327just finished my first can
wondering if gold will be considered valuable in mankind's future ever again
>>218874297then why have you uploaded a hoto of the cocaine thats laid out right in front of you now
>>218874286not gay but giwtwm
Quit the construction apprenticeship after two days. Lmao, nope. Don't know why I fucking bothered. You have to be mental to do that every day. I almost have blisters on my feet from it.
>>218874232Saw this post in r/askuk
just threw all my gold in the bin. fucking worthless now
almost drank 70cl of vodka already
There's genuinely no point in trying to get a girlfriend.Just endless rejection and jumping through hoops for absolute no guarantee of any relationship.I was against paying for sex for a long time but a few months I caved. 29 years and I never even had a date. There's just nowhere to meet women anyway. I get ghosted by even fat women on dating apps. Why even bother?
>drinking alone in your roomdoes it honestly get more patheticI can confidently say I've never drunk alcohol without being in the presence of others
>>218874342don't laugh at my alcoholism>>218874364I've been onit since 2pm and just got home after a whole ordeal at 5pm with familyberg. Stressed oot!
>>218874255just popped my head into /biz/ to see how they're doingsome banter on those lads
>>218874297So now you're here on a Friday evening AND sobersounds great
>>218874319just be rich, handsome, charismatic, and successfulthat's literally all you need to do to get this
>>218874378so you quit because it didnt give you blisters? thats grindset
>>218874264I think I had this book when I was a kid
>>218874333can't bang on about how fragile the atmosphere is when we've got nukes to drop and world war threes to start, can we? the sun monster isn't killing us fast enough we need war!
>>218874402oh well done mate here's your medal
>>218874402love getting drunk on my own me
what the hell is that
>>218874363nowt to do back then though was there. toiling some shite manual job 12 hours a day going home to your ugly wife who moans at you. may as well join the navy or be a pirate what else did people even do back then couldn't just stick the telly on
>>218874351I took them once to a different city they never heard of and they were confused and was like why we here? I don't see many of my people here? don't know why they act like this but they preserve their culture alot for some reason.
>>218874433captain underpants dick
>>218874433
>>218874264wheres the man on the loo
didn't even hover that just licked my little safety x
Saul Goodman is in better shape than me….
>>218874402>being so concerned with how other people perceive you that you let it dictate your behaviour when alone
right, well, that's that
>>218874423
why is everyone so bald
>>218874402>i don't understand why people do x so that makes me superior to themdoes it though
>>218874483Rorke leaves tonight with absolutely nothing... I'm so sorry, Rorke
>>218874489rorking shovelling leftypols poo
>>218874475I have that exact same build at 29 wtf. Need to get my act together
>>218874350grim
>>218874497are we still watching this AI pub?
>rorking
>>218874518Prove it else you’re a liar
>>218874497just genetics isn't it
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15513093/Prison-officer-jailed-gangster-praying-baby.html>She confided in a colleague that she was 'having sex daily and it was the best sex she ever had'.
Remember labubus? Man that was mental
>>218874516gimpy little gongfermour fella
rorking about
>>218874483you've just LOST...[audience gasping]...thirty two thousand pounds
rorke asking the audience
RIP to the mum from home alone
Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I knowIt’s serious
>>218874550female moment
>>218874483he was good in johnny english
Fucking hell I'm 40 in 4 years
>>218874575would shag her with my cock
>>218874550
>Driver jailed for killing man in West End rampage
>>218874550That’s itI gotta be a G
teammates in arc raiders deliberately let me die so they could loot my bodyomdzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>218874575Might have a wank in memory of her
>>218874613le trollface
>>218874489I think this comes from the DK Eyewitness book series. I had a bunch of them as a kid including one about the Romans. They were very interesting.
fucking hell I’m 40 in 18 years
Which was your favourite of Neg's urban sports?
>>218874497Malkovich Malkovich
>>218874623why is the community of this game so gay in particular seen so many people seethe that anyone tries pvp instead of all just getting along and fighting the npc robots together
>>218874623same shit used to happen in vigor
Got G checked by the lower secondary mandem...
>>218874540
Sorry I haven't been posting much this evening, lads Mods banned me for reporting you-know-who earlier and it took the wind out of my sails :/
fucking hell I’m 40
>>218874550>best sex she ever hadI know people are gonna say “BBC” but I think it’s more the thrill because it was risky
got no mates or anything would probably drink every day and do myself in if i didnt have a job
fair fucks
>>218874497got no hair
>someone else's
>>218874682If you didn't have a job maybe you'd have time to meet mates.
smells like mcdonalds apple pie
>>218874698psianbf
BALD BRUMMIES!!!
>>218874671Scanning all the reflective surfaces in this picture
I COULD go to the local shop right now and get meself in some cans but I (probably) won't.
>>218874698christ
Got a paki pizza on the way
>>218874679well yeah that's the whole pointthey don't have bigger willards and they're shorter and fatter than whites on averageso why are they popular? because 1. they say and do what they like, and 2. nobody holds them accountable for anything
>>218874671Not the same build, he’s much leaner than you.
I'm a Sensitive Young Man cursed to celibacy and loneliness in this cruel, cold, uncaring world
>>218874698mental how normal it is for people to try to have children at the last possible moment they're still fertile, having to rely on advanced medical procedures to allow them to achieve one of the most basic biological functions
>>218874698must have been a mixup on the way back from teh zoo
I've got the fripperties
>>218874722why notimagine having a can to sip on that would be nice
>>218874698Imagine being some middle aged weird looking bloke married to a bug eyed walled old fart with a nigger baby. Sometimes I realise how much worse I could have it.
>>218874698Why tf do we keep taking L’s
>>218874671did you break your forearm/wrist as a child?
>>218874734Why'd you give up the nazimong larp?Just easier to do the escortmong gimmick?
all my opps scared
willow sex dwarf
hiya
>>218874755Ngl a few cans would go nicely with a wizza.
>>218874671corrrr lad mind shagging my sister?
>>218874769Yeah I broke my arm in a fight when I was 19
wilty's on lads
>>218873475thank God they finally got rid of that papaya shite
get the aram mayhem queued for
>>218874793>alri
>>218874734>I'm a Sensitive Young Man cursed to celibacy and loneliness in this cruel, cold, uncaring worldSames x
>>218874793hey
>>218874810Sorry hard
>>218874801gwarn it's friday neet
>>218874656like this in a lot of games nowin OSRS fat trannies on reddit will cry their eyes out over being pked in the wilderness when they're trying to do their gay little treasure hunt or whatever
Kittenberg is in time out for bullying catberg. Furious he is
>>218874793toilfu looks like this I love her so much
>>218874828i look like this
>>218874255>>218874296I was told gold and silver were the safest shit to invest into tho?
>>218874841what do you mean ?
watching mad men and downloading don draper's personality
>>218874550she only had one timmy dick inside her before she met jabhari
you dont hear much about him these days
Shyness is nice and shyness can stop youFrom doing all the things in life you′d like toShyness is nice and shyness can stop youFrom doing all the things in life you'd like toSo if there′s something you'd like to tryIf there's something you′d like to tryAsk me, I won′t say no, how could I?Coyness is nice and coyness can stop youFrom saying all the things in life you'd like toSo if there′s something you'd like to tryIf there′s something you'd like to tryAsk me, I won′t say no, how could I?
>218874879
is it illegal to hire a nanny if you don't have a wife or children?
ATTENTIONPlease rank the following Yorkshiremen in order of attraction:Sebastian HorsleyJimmy Saville KBEBob MortimerAlan BennettChris Moyles
>>218874830
>>218874726>1. they say and do what they likeum this isn't true though is it>and 2. nobody holds them accountable for anythinghe was literally in prison
>>218874550ziedy would've loved this post>>218874575F
4 kids and pushing 40 and she looks cherubic the moral of the story is to marry an aristocrat
>>218874905
>>218874810thought so as you have very little muscle there, it's basically skin and bonemine is the same
>>218874923Don't try and reason with him, he's just a little hungry.
>>218874810how did breaking your arm turn you into a wristlet?
uh oh daddy's drunk
>>218874698SCREAMING
>>218874949dunno mate. I don't really do deadlifts beacuse I have a hernia or train forearms so maybe that has something to do with it
right well I'm on the vodka
do you lads it's possible to have a relationship with a sex worker?
>>218875026>>218875026>>218875026
>>218874550foids have no accountability
>>218874550>In one exchange, Jabhari told Charlotte of his desire to give her a 'beautiful baby'. Charlotte replied: 'I’m literally, literally praying to have your baby.'>The court was read explicit and graphic emails sent by Charlotte to Jabhari under an alias, including one that read: 'I think about your touch... and appreciate you more than you know. Just thinking about it - I miss it.'>Jabhari meanwhile responded talking of her 'sexy lips' and 'lil booty', describing how 'your body used to respond to my touch'.
Very organic
sucking on that nicotine filth again
>>218875038dogshit early avatar usage new
just not using that thread aha
>>218875066>avatardon't think you know what that means, lad
Tried to make a new but I'm blacked
