WHEN YOU NEED MOTIVATION TO GET THE LOVELY FUCKING BIG CANS edish
my hands look like this so her hands can look like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d_am3VRZsc
nth for the gyaldem
>>218875086so THIS is rorke
>>218875092
>>218875071man I wish I passed as well as her
just sponsored a paedophile
>>218875071why would she ruin her perfect body with those tattoos?
chicken balti bubbling away nicely on the stove
>>218875108same :(
wahey cansmong is here to obsessively make the news for the next few hours
Rorke gone SEXUAL
get the fuckin beautiful ginger lasses posted
might see that BONER temple filmheard its showing in soho
>>218875136
60 year old woman at work said I was handsomefelt as humiliating as your mum saying you're handsome desu
>>218874550>>218875042
>>218874742I'm sure a lot of people would like to have kids at a younger age but they work on their careers in their 20s so they can gain the financial stability needed to raise a family. Maybe we should tax the rich more, and use that money to help ordinary people in their efforts to balance work and a family life in their 20s and 30s.
this album is twenty, yes, 20 years old this year
my willy looks like this (smal) so her fanny can look like this (tight)
>>218875169mine's smaller by far
>>218875155mhmm
seems like someone's evading their ban.... heatherpaedo?
crazy how you always sneeze twice
>>218875146well I'm a dubious there but [spoiler]corr[/spoiler]
dunno what game i wanna play been on bully: scholarship edition but is a bit crap
This album turned 20 last week
how small is it?
Might become gay
>>218875200delete this please mate
>>218875155You like the black willies don't you?
>>218875206Utter titcunt
>>218875133timmy salivating like a wild dog
>>218875203no !!
>>218875224Yours too lol
>>218875230sc
>>218875243ooooh smarties! yum yum yum
>>218875237No, you retarded fucking vpn sucking arse shite.You just fucking admitted to a report which the retards are reporting you forutter titcunt doesn't even describe your lack of iq
>>218875255Can meltdown
just spoke to winston at the traphousehe confirmed it's katysmoove™
>>218875071STOP TRIGGERING MY MENTAL ILLNESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca2rnvKsg4A
>>218875266you didn't though
Might eactually go to bed instead of getting the cans
>free friday night>cannot have a little wank since I am on Accutane and my dick will blister This is suffering
>>218875268you ok hunremember you're valid and loved
I am not 'trans'
>>218875280I did, I rang him just now and he confirmed it is her. So there
Cue music from the movie
>>218875282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cewtEmkAkmc&list=RDcewtEmkAkmc&start_radio=1
>>218875319you not invited?
>>218875297Have Accutane babies
Any good YouTube channels where I can watch everyday objects being crushed, shredded or microwaved?
How many pints do normies drink when they go out to the pub on Friday?
>>218875301is he trans
There's genuinely no point in trying to get a girlfriend. Just endless rejection and jumping through hoops for absolute no guarantee of any relationship. I was against paying for sex for a long time but a few months I caved. 29 years and I never even had a date. There's just nowhere to meet women anyway. I get ghosted by even fat women on dating apps. Why even bother?
>>2188753432
>>218875332What a fucking ugly cunt
>Peter Stringfellow was banging a 16 year old when he was 55ummm
>>2188753439999999 pints
>>218875342will it blend
>>218875200>>218875165
would shag that lner puppet
>>218875358hoeflation is out of controlthe government must step in
>>218875371No it's 2
>>218875335noh but i think the belgian is if he's not on shift tonight. or maybe he's down bashington lane i'll dm him later to find out
>>218875301You just know this is a NEET
mental how bad my eyesight's getting
>>218875386Chinese gfs soon
>>218875394don't talk shite you'll be here all night posting your delirious paedoslop
wish I were a normiesuch a non-normie that I correctly employ the subjunctive mood
slappers are in
>>218875390you have a lot to learn about pubs my friend
>>218875375I remember it, I watched pretty much all of them but not for quite a while. I'll revisit for nostalgic reasons!
>>218875367aww that's not nice mate... prick honeslty. She is genuinely prettyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR_NQOLrc-s&list=RDbR_NQOLrc-s&index=3
he had to pay yardie gangs a lot of money for the privilege
catherine osharta
>>218875433I've been pubs since before you were born sunshine. Normies only drink 2 pints on Fridays
Fucked off that I have to do 3 captchas just because I have a VPN (that I don't use on 4chan)
i fucked up dinner and feel so bad -_-
cracking pair on that one at the bar
I ghosted a girl on Hinge once and feel really bad about it still.
>>218873976attack them
>>218875461Reported to Sir Keir
Made me mind up. Garn get some cans and a wizza in tonight. Fuck it x
*barks*
I've got a big incel freak head, you should see the shape of it man it's like a fucking gobstopper
>gf away for the weekend3 nights of peace lads
was on the bus today and there were 6th form girls... momentarily i thought ha, mad how they were born in 2000then i remembered it's not 2016, and they were actually born in 2009/10
>>218875476amazing how women can just exist and dont even have to have a personality and get into relationshipsbeing a man is truly oppressive
Reminder immigrants love the uk more than 'patrotic' rorkes
>>218875501SHUT UP
>>218875479I'm on Hinge as well but I cba to check my messages most days. Also, do you match with a lot of black women on there? I do for some reason.
Mr stammer
>>218875517No peace for her fannoid I'm sure
>not sure if I even want the chips or cans>might sleep>give the local menu to chatgpt and telll it to pick something since I need food
>>218875524not very nice
hitler was born in the 1800s that’s crazyyyy
Heard some dude talking about "Lily Allen" getting hitched and I had to look this shit up. Appears to be this british girl that hasn't had a hit since Bush was in office.
>>218875529Nah there aren't many blacks in my area
>>218875517Girls trip to Jamaica?
>>218875477shes top dawg
>>218875456that's not true!
shame her voice isnt as good as her tits
>>218875540blog on
fourth can of thatchers down the gulleta fitting diego day dinner
would quite like are mica to give me a hug and a kiss
>>218875519and they're really hot
>>218875566Sorry to break it to you
>>218875586Shut up stinky
saw lily allen in archway once
>>218875529I did but only with like first generation nigerian blacks not carribean onesthey were all pretty normal desu
women want to shag
>>218875585decent for a kike hag
shame her fanny isnt as good as her voice
Qutting porn is based actually
>>218875539>>218875564err do you mind fellas
>>218875607are you irish diaspora?
>>218875581had 5 cans this morning then a bottle of wine then i dont remember but im on the whiskey but i walked the dog and cooked dinner in between
>>218875635Heatherpaedo
>>218875546She's from a media family, probably jewishBBC run articles like "What Lily Allen Has For Breakfast" every few months
>>218875639Holy incel blog
>>218875635...nh>>218875639aha I was giving a presentation until six then I got home got dinner on and was on the cans by seven
>>218875625Sorry mate I should have let you live in blissful ignorance. Enjoy your weekend x
i am irish diaspora and i love shagging blacks also i've got tonsil stones
piledriving catberg
GOOD DAY
Are libraries a good place to meet women?
>>218875684psc
>Therapist Alexandra Soloman, Ph.D., revealed several instances where cutting ties with family is not only an intelligent choice but a safe one. "It does become a choice of the only way to save myself is by stepping away," she said.type of shit white pypo be quoting
>>218875684give berg the stone cold stunner for me
>>218875694shhhhhhh
>>218875684asinine post
>>218875694her bum is quite big
>>218875694the best place
toby vod ruined by a 2 hour gardevoid mega freakout
dogberg is on her last legs. I spend every second clapping her :/ feels bad man; but she's had a good life. Had her since I was 9
>>218875694>i'm so deep and intelligent>i love books me>teehee stop looking at my massive arse
>>218875727>I spend every second clapping herare you american?
>>218875727
>>218875722Looks piff here
>>218875757catberg 5 minutes after hes expecting his dinner
>>218875745>>218875749good one lads. cheers
>>218875727sorry mate
Canslad might be the worst gimmick to grace this general. Hope that fat spud-headed mongo gets hit by a bus and his liver explodes
>>218875757Rorke has no way to get past THIS
>>218875757is this ai?
>>218875778emmayank?
>>218875727I'm sorry to hear this mate sounds horrible but unfortunately you're never getting away with saying you're "clapping her"
this beer is giving me the pression
>>218875765always does
>>218875778don't think it's a gimmick think it is just an actual alcoholic irish lad
willy wonking my willy
>>218875743Better than that vapid Granger cunt who gets spammed here all the time
haven't heard the dog for almost a month, don't even have to wear earplugs all day anymore *knocks on the wood and spits over his left shoulder not to jinx*
>>218875778THERE'S THE FUCKING MOTIVATION I NEEDEDThanks, lad! Hope your balls go blue when I'm sending your pics of mumberg's tits
The reporting system is broken wtf
I've just detained rorkeHis racist tirades on xitter are a thing of history
>>218875799I don't get it? clapping where I am means petting an comforting. explain
>>218875809corrrrrrrshame she probably shags like a corpse
just got called a naughty little sex puppet
>>218875790nah it's a taxidermy stop motion production
>>218875839would if it was human sized
>>218875822glad it all worked out lad. awful having to live near a dog that never shuts up
He's really an American btw
>>218875809UM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y35ByN9WWtw
>>218875859poo um
look at me canada goose
>>218875809corrr ruby's gooey pants after her sex dreams of blakeney
>>218875809look at that flat virgin arse next you'll post yours!
is that spotemgottem?
knew a lad from bristol who was always going on about smoothing his dog
>>218875895a flat white arse is ideal for a modest white penis like mine
>>218875885it's in liverpool mate. that is 100% a jarg canada goose
egg
>>218875822what earplugs do to wear? i use 3m and howard leight
I am poo
right well im going to smoke a fag and facetime the proto since youre all freaky gimpy gimps umy ummy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swt81Go-XKY&list=RDSwt81Go-XKY&start_radio=1
I'm raping my dog up its arsehole with my dog-raping penis. Oh btw in my part of the country that just means petting it
creg
>>218875952whats wrong now you stupid bitch
>>218875952stop being gayjust stop !!
what did you fucking say to me wanker cunt?
Ada Wong Sex Mods
listening to 10cc and eating cereal
this nigga always talking about som 'um'
hello /shit/ aha
my british rose
>>218875885kin ell it's packed in there
sir nigger bastard
Irish diaspora BBC journalist waxing lyrical about black footballers
hitting the griddy for ukraine
just remembered i've got 6 irn bru cans waiting for me wahey lads
need soem conversation topics for the barbers tomorrow lads
>>218876030'the woke'
>>218876030Did you see the score last night?
>>218876030hair
>>218876022nigga b like: how did you know my iron levels are too high
>>218876030just talk about your job
>>218876046what score
>>218875961dunno x
singing lassie has a splendid rack desu
right well she didnt answer did she
The hedge your bets knight: a knight of the yoonited kingdom: the sir keir chronicles (1080p fansub BD rip)
>>218876057*rapes you*
>>218876002She's Irish diaspora mate
>>218876030tell him about /brit/
>>218876041its an essex woman, not sure how the woke will go down>>218876046dont think she likes fotty>>218876048dotn think so matey>>218876054been there donethat
>>218876030they'll make fun of you and you'll hate it you little pathetic scrote
>>218876030did you see that ludicrous display last night?
its not "british rose"you FUCKINGyou speak englishyou're presumably from Englandit's "EnglishRose"fuck sake
RIGHT THEN GETTING THE FUCKING BIG CANS AND THE FUCKING ER MEDIUM CHIPS YOU SEENot sure why that was in all caps, lads>>218876030Here you go, autismo ladSafe & Classic Starters (these almost always land well)Football (Premier League, obviously) — "Did you catch the match last night?" or "What do you reckon to [team]'s chances this season?" It's massive in the UK and a go-to topic in most barbers.The weather — Classic British small talk. "Bloody freezing out there today, innit?" or "Finally some decent weather—makes a change!"Weekend plans / what you've been up to — "Got anything good on this weekend?" or "Been anywhere nice lately?" Easy and reciprocal.Other Reliable TopicsGym / fitness / sports — Lots of blokes talk about training, footy (again), rugby, boxing, or just "trying to get back into shape". "Been hitting the gym much?" works if it fits.Work / life balance — "Busy week at work?" or "How's your week been?" — barbers hear it all and often share back.Local stuff — The town/city, new pubs/cafes opening, traffic, or changes in the area. "They've finally fixed that roadworks, thank God" type chat.TV / films / box sets — "Seen anything good on telly lately?" or "You watching [current popular show like whatever's big in 2026]?" Safe and fun.Holidays / travel — "Any trips planned this year?" Brits love moaning about or planning getaways.Barber-Focused Questions (shows interest in them)These often spark longer chats because barbers like talking about their craft:"Busy day today?""How long you been cutting hair?""What's the maddest haircut request you've had lately?""Any good styles you're seeing a lot of at the moment?"
me? 4 inch penis
>>218876090cowardly slug of a man
>>218876022Can they ever recover from those penalties
>>218875108>>218875119is /lgbt/ broken?
Just cracked open a Guinness
>>218876030how about the fact that you're wanking your little willy under the sheet
>>218876101you are fucking you are fuckingbloody bastard bitch
whip real hardwhip whip real hard
>>218876106really?and how tall and physically developed are you?
January's almost over.How'd the resolutions go, Rorke.
>>218876104did you get your mac to generate this?
>>218876121/brit/ is an inclusive generalfuck off
mate could i just ave a quick smell of your bum through your trousers?
>>218876101CAN smell the fucking cuwwy from here lad
>>218876121/brit/ is basically an /lgbt/ enclave
Sir Barack Poobarmer
>>218876145/brit/ has always been a rorke general
>if I add 'Rorke' to my post it'll get (You)sdesperate
>>218876146My hygeine is too good for that unless you're a heckin doggo
lgbrit+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BODDyZRF6A&list=RD6BODDyZRF6A&start_radio=1
>>218876139i resolved to kick your cunt in. failed obv
>>218876145>>218876158no it isntall trannys should be killed
in bed, got me laptop on my fat bellyx
kicking off in coopers lad
Sir Barack Poobarmer Rorke
>>2188761385'9, skinny fat
I miss Diego
>>218876192i'm not a tranny i'm just gayi love /brit/ :3 x
>>218876215He's in a better place.... with the rest..
>>218876216okay, doesnt change my opinion
me so horny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9DiMrJs2Ho
something quite futuristic dystopian about prime video when they force ads on you in the middle of a film that have a big 'add this to your amazon basket for £39.99!' button in them. like total recall.
>>218876226Is that hitchcock or prigoyzhin
Sir kick my pet n word around my garden like a football barmer
I eat way more than I did when I was a teenagerBack then I'd eat one snack at a time MAYBE twoNow I'll eat the whole packet/multipack of crisps, cakes, chocolate, jar of nutella all in one goI just can't stop myself, lads. What's wrong with me?
just ate pancakes. Thanks x
>Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’ and posts after 2026-01-01 and posts before 2026-01-30 1861 results found.omdz leftymong..
>>218876143Yes actually. lad
>>218876261do leftypol
>>218876243fucking newtwat
>>218876213Probably looks alright as you're shorter
>>218876241wouldn't know about that. still torrent me
i wonder how many of you lot ended up on the earth because of a standard friday night in the pub such as the one currently able to be witnessed in coopers
when I get my hair cut by the fit zoomer lass we mostly talk about holidays and tv
>>218876246rotund slug
signed up to gamepass to play ninja gaiden 4 <3
Has anyone tried injecting stem cells in the willy? Could that make it bigger?
mad how obama was a n****r
>>218876276does her arse ever brush up against you
>>218876226I see Ulster, Mihai, Mikey, Emmet, SSM (Why?) Who?
Sir Barack Obarmer
>>218876270i'm 5'10 with a 6 incher and it looks barely average
bit gay in here
>>218876304I'm 6 foot with a 6.2 incher and it looks average too, grim.
not a pedo but im stealing medical waste from the abortion clinics to rub the stem cells from the aborted fetuses on my cock
>>218876298Ah mikey, what a lad. The jewel of /brit/ so to speak. /brit/ just isn't the same these days. It has lost its charm
If they both had lived, who would have been the bigger incel?
>>218876269They mostly come at nightMostly
>>218876261I invented this gimmick btw
>>218876328
>>218876338e rodthat nigga was fucked
U see Im quik to let the hammer go clickOn my Tec-9, so if you try to reck mineFool it's your bed timeFeel the blast of the chocolate bomberInfrared aimed at your headLike your name was Sarah Connor
>>218876319How do you measure, do you press the ruler into the fat pad or no?
ont he booze and crying ladsgot the derpesson
>>218876328If a surrogate has an abortion is that murder, theft, or breach of contract?
>>218876328>pedoFOY
>>218876353obviously the longest ones weigh more dumb bitch
watching those documentaries about down syndrome people and I can tell that the people who are really happy about the downs people are sad because they for a long time hated them and wish they were aborted but grew to love them
>>218876375Yeah down to the pubic bone above your cock otherwise you don't get a proper measurement.
>>218876385done her
>>218876338don't know who left is but elliot rodger was unsalvagably autistic
>>218876381it makes it legal you smell rorke incel
>>218876377Go for a drive x
might trib coopers
that new york financier used to post here
>>218876409This is encouraging a user to break US law
>>218876408Legal to do what, all of those things?
>>218876377ktim. I just put the tunes on and talk to the brit lads
>>218876424So trueJust reported that post as such
>>218876440Why?
>>218876446>>218876446
>>218876353just put mine of the food scale and it zeroed off
Can't drive
