dolores o'riordan edition
i have heard amongst this threadyou are called the forgotten dreg
punctual newbizarre gimmick
Have quite a fat cock myself. Blowjobs are confined to the tip. Penetration itself is underwhelming as they get hurt and need a lot of foreplay. It feels good that I stretch them out though. And it is mental how easy you give them an orgasm without even trying. Keep in mind my dick isn't even that long either. A mere 6 inches in length.
>>218876375on the underside use a measuring tape and wrap it right round your sack and press it into to your goochonly way to get a reliable reading
>>218876446Do unionists love her as much as crypto unionists do
>>218876446dead now of course
who the fuck made a tiktok about /brit/
>>218876476not everything is a gimmick
Got a crate of wosters and some bacardi breezers from the shop. It Friday x
Rhymes galore, rhymes galoreRhymes galore, rhymes galore, rhymes galoreRhymes galore, rhymes galoreThis for the motherfuckers out there on some real hip-hop shitYo, yo yo, mayday mayday, mayday maydayWalk barefoot on niggaz like Kunta Kinte(so, what you say?) what is you doin' you walkin' this wayI burn you like I'm smokin' a chalice with el da senseiI be designin' fashion like Mark Buchanan, yes I keep it slammin'Shit just be bangin' just like a loose cannon!Blaow! you better park, niggaz I sparkNiggaz like sharp niggaz I stay up rippin' shit apartNiggaz float over water like Noah's ark, niggaz cover yo' face!And don't get caught up in the scene when it get dark niggaz
for me its sir izzie balmer from bbc one's 'the travelling auctioneers'
>>218876491you tell me
christ almighty muse were fucking shitthey were shit then and theyre shit now
>>218876484mad how she made you seethe for eternity by saying "actually maybe blowing up children is a bit fucked"
>>218876523think your funny yeah?
>>218876506get in ladon the whisky and ginger beers me
>>218876506Fuck off Sean you waste of apace
>>218876403on thevleft is ricardo lopez the bjork stalkerhe was obsessed with the singer bjork and wanted to kill her because she wad dating a black man (goldie the rapper). he made a homemade acid bomb which he sent to her home in london, but he an heroed and his body and tapes detailing his plans were found before it the arrived at her house
>>218876523
>>218876532Where did she say that
>>218876481ktim
>>218876541Corr I was on them whiskeys danny boy mode last Saturday. Keeping off the spirits this times.
playing league of legends with a foid
>>218876489:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1ATTIQrmIQ&list=RDs1ATTIQrmIQ&start_radio=1
>>218876573was revealed to me in a dream
ADONBILIVIT
>>218876594so you're low elo then
can't believe sam hyde is 40 years old
>>218876606a deeply sexless race of people
>>218876617no it's qp but she's really low elo like bronze
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my local claim to fame is that i was the last person in my school's history to have a non-clip on tie
>>218876606Get this fucking hag outta here
>>218876606There's muscle in the ass region but no ass. It just doesn't work like that
sniffing lines in cooperstownhouse toilets
>>218876656how is playing league with a woman normal you tiny cocked bastard
nth for the baddiedem
they got magione listening to lil durk now
my mate who is severely norwooded goes out drinking with others and never asks me yeah go on mate, i'm sure you're a right shagger with that hairlinefucking cunt. we've been good mates for a while and it goes to shit because his ego fucks it
Talk about earners? How about "Fat Dom" Gamiello?
>>218876685Does not look real
wanna play jannalevelling to 30 takes the pish though
>>218876541
>>218876711???what about 'm?
>>218876689Leftypol now recognising Lil Durk as "iconic"
>>218876685she looks ai generated in that pic
>>218876722good ol bobby nig
>>218876699no need to be a little bitch about it
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
Just found out supposed gangster thug TUPAC went to private school and studied acting, poetry and jazzEveryone got fooled that’s crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAH8pOPcJTk>The Broward County Sheriff's Office evacuated the building while the bomb squad searched for further explosives, and found none.>After viewing López's final tape, police contacted Scotland Yard to warn them that the potentially explosive package was en route to Björk's residence in London.>The package had yet to be delivered, and the Metropolitan Police intercepted it at a South London post office, after which it was safely detonated.
just play aram the games are 15 minutes and give the same xp as a normal
Featuring the dog from the dambusters
Can no longer trust my senses but it is none the matter.
bit drunk like
First breezer down the hatch x
lads, i've got breast cancer
Oy vey the Talmud
>>218876723He's missing, a lot of people concerned about his wellbeing
mental how tupac decided to retire early and move to serbia
okay brit its confession time:i think im in love with a 51 year old woman and im 30its not sexual, i just feel like she always says the right thing at the right time and theres this weird kind of resonance which isnt really sexual, just a connection like were on the same wave length or something and were completely aligned on everything your turn
End of an era? I don't think so xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
>>218876775your brother billy, whatever happened there
>>218876753probably should've stuck with acting or jazz. unlikely he would've got shot as a result of a jazz feud
L U C K Yim lucky
>>218876756I always thank ChatGPT and let it know that I appreciate it. When AI takes over I hope it will recognise my compassion.
>>218876753he did a lot of zesty photoshootsnot ones that you would expect a real thug to do
>>218876797alri unc
>>218876797my willy smells
>>218876660think i know you
tupac was a leftymong
I want to eat Emma Watson’s poop.
hardest geezerthrobbing teaser
>>218876797ask her to be your mum
>>218876753nah he was dirt poor, he was just living in an area (california?) at that time where there are a lot of performing arts schools which obviously he gravitated towardsapparently he lived with his schoolfriend's white family for a time because he was homeless
>>218876797get her pumped
>>218876797my willy doesnt smell but i got soap in the hole earlier and it burned for a bit and that got me down a little
>>218876805He compromised
>>218876841say my name then lad
>>218876716'shopped chebs>>218876731snee mogs the goth fail girl shortstack but it's trending lately so she jumped on the wagon
>>218876753Yeah he went to Eton
>>218876797reminds me of how im in love with a 28 year old and i'm 37. feel like a right nonce
That old homo poster Heathermong, he had a noose wrapped round his neck when they found him.Come to think of it, he was Irish diaspora too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkcyXB08BBE
>>218876885don't actually know you likejust there was someone who, much like yourself, wore a proper tie
oh my fucking god zoomer SHUT UP about the sopranos it was overrated shite
>>218876797i like school girls and go out of my way to wonder around outside are 3pm (in a minecraft server, in a video game, not in reality because that would be illegal and im definitely not looking at school girls in a video game)
Don't Google *calendar girls*
how many days until christmas
*feeds Mousey some smelly goldfish flakes*
>>218876914what'd they find up yu muthers cunt?
>>218876753it’s very common. everything in the music industry is fake, the powers behind it pick someone, build a fake story about them and then promote them nonstop until they become a star. look at that central cee, making millions and millions rapping about being from the streets and selling drugs, turns out his parents are minted and he never lived any life like that.
NEED an Iran happening tonightTrump knows what to do x
>>218876925ah yes, sopranos*the* zoomer show
>>218876922name the school then lad
i'm a BITCHi'm a lover
>>218876933Ahh fucking Jesus chthdt what the fucking hell
i heard dr dre was a sam hyde-esque deep cover comedian this whole time>I'm hot like lava, you got a problem? I got a problem solver and his name is "revolver"
Thoughts?
Almost got the RDR2 beat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFyC5WFOkYs&list=RDcFyC5WFOkYs&start_radio=1This is the most depressing boiler room audience I've ever seen. They don't know what they're watching
>>218876961shan't
>>218876941My mistake, heathermong's lipstick was on ziedys cock
>>218876977grow up mate
just found out The Notorious B.I.G went to private school too! it’s all a lie everything is a lienext I’m going to find out 50 cent went to private school too
>>218876903thats nothing bromy daughter had her friends over the other day, shes 17 and her friends were all 16/17 and they were all wearing those tight little shorts that stuck your arsehole and i couldn't move from the couch because i had an erection for like an hour (luckily my wife wasnt there) and ive hated myself since
sometimes they're walking with their thirty-something mums, and they kind of look like their mums only younger versions, and everything on them is tight and compact whereas on their mums it looks all loose and flabby, and they don't even need to be overweight to still look that wayit's bizarre what happens to women's bodies in less than a ten-year span, and yet it's tricky to put a finger on what exactly changed
>>218876797suck mummy's finger?
>>21887701916 is legal in this country youPATHETICSADLITTLE YANKIFIEDRUNT
>>218877014one of my friends keeps forgetting I went to private school and gets more and more outraged every time I mention it lol
Just found out i gooned to sexually amphibious materials in a bush outside an esso garage run by a somalian
>>218876885Heisenberg?
>>218876797I dreamt of reuniting with a school crush and some old pals. It wasn't for long, I remember like 50 seconds worth of clips. But as I was waking up she said my school nickname but I didn't get a chance to reply. Thing is in the dream I was nervous around her, I never called her by her name in the dream. Woke up with emotional damage and longing for a youth long gone
>>218876979get the epilogue completed
>>218876797I shagged a 50 year old when I was 27. Shut up gimp
>>218876979lumbargo hampering your progress aha
>>218877019um
Imagine your elderly father was such a loser he spent his Friday night drunk posting on /brit/ bragging about wanting to rape your friends who are also children
>>218877093screaming
>>218876797had a dream where I cheated on the gf and it was all great until the other girl posted a picture of me onto social media
shall soon wank the ol wilberforce
>>218877019britain cries out for sharia
>>218877039Posho
got my bum outx
and the latest from deegz?
Need emma watson to suck and fuck my arse with a prosthetic BBC
last night my dream was that i was on a titanic recreation and i got to be the captains brother but then i was taken to the lower class passenger area and kept getting bullied until i convinced them i was the captains brotherthen i had to hang over the ship as we sankand then i walked home
yeah we're all going to just pretend we wouldnt shag them right right haha yeah
>>218877134*gives it a slap*
Bit of Kelly xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
>>218877135Raped to shreds
pursuit of happiness is a really good song
>>218877143Yeah we wouldn't because not all of us are porn addicted schizos stuck in fantasy land
is it noncey to dig out my yearbook to see my childhood crushes face again?
these yank performing arts schools are not like private schools. first of all tupac probably joined when he was 16 after going to ghetto high schools. and secondly he attended the performing arts school free of charge because the yid music executives in la could see his potential.so no, tupac didn't go to private school like eton or harrow. where he went when he was 16 was similar to the brit school or wherever future eastenders actors and pop stars go to 'study'.
mmmmmboy are you fat
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vvDogoFw4B8&list=RDvvDogoFw4B8banger
>>218877162Do you remember being 16?
computer, activate ballcrushingsequence for this manyou’ve been programmed, sorry bud
lad on the karaoke got a voice on him
>>218877184Yes
>>218877151my secondary school art teacher is in this music video
how fried is the riot client now my days
>>218877143um
>>218877176You don't make fun of me
but all this ova some dead hooah..*shakes head*
>>218877174Shift key broken?
Really like Final Fantasy XVI. Good game. Shame it doesn't have a party system or status effects etc but for what it is I really like it.
>>218877174Bros running cover for Tupac lmaoRelax he is dead
>>218877208umsquirrel
playing pokemon let's go eevee :)
you're not trying to attract women are you? yikes...
A note from your doctor that says you don't like to shuck cock?
>>218877223do you listen to 100 gecs?
>>218877191https://voca.ro/1mMcRMFs9aHw
>>218877223I've got a question for you
>>218877232yippie
tupac's mom lived in a ghetto houseboat community after he died even though she was by then a multimillionaire https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15502393/Tupac-Shakur-mother-lived-SCARY-houseboat-death.html
>>218877249:>>
>>218876198 you lot getting slagged off as fucking per LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqtPjObLZa4omatsuri mambo
>>218877260ok
any 2004 lad in?
>>218877243Don't know what that is
>>218877244legend
wish i lived in the frieren world
dont know how people in the past went to their deaths with dignity id cry and scream and beg for my life like a little bairn if I was away to get executed
>>218877292ok
>>218877223whole game is basically an animefuck off
>>218877275
In me /brit/ arc and it lush x
>>218877285do you listen to Sewerslvt?
As a youth I went through a phase of listening to tupac's music.... I believed he would come back from the dead in 2003
>>218877285Hey I've got a question for you
dont call me chumim as hard as they comecatch me outside the gymbums and tumsnothing you can sayimma bang your mum
>>218877303Clown>>218877307No
bill ackman is in my garden what the fuck does he want
>>218877309and my mumberg describes herself as a 50 cent fan
>>218877289I couldn't be fussed with the brats
>>218877292that's because you're an amorphous blob of a man that doesn't believe in anything
>>218877292bet it would be nice to go out the aztec way, tripping off your nut on the top of a pyramid
>>218877319do you listen to Sophie?
peter griffin colour scheme
>open the news>first article i see>12 year old pursued and raped by asylum seekersrighto then am i allowed to start acknowledging this without being called racist
>>218877338it's still possible
if you get raped as a baby do you still have the scarring in your anus as an adult or is the skin soft enough to heal fully
>>218876722wasn't this the bloke who shot dimebag darrell's murderer?
>>218877319I've got a question for you lad
>>218877359Peterphile Pride flag
>>218877306it's an Allan thing, we wouldn't understand
been in me brit arc for 11 years'
I will raise my future children without screens.
what temperature do you lads set your thermostat to? i set it to 22.5 degrees celsius and I find that to be the perfect temperature for my home
>>218877319everyone here thinks youre a clownyoure a gross beast and should do everyone a favour and jump in front of a train(no one likes you)
>>218877347No don't know who that is
>>218877363
how about you sil? fucking every slut ya got working in the place when ya got a wife n kids at home
>NUBIAN KWEENS!
>>218877386rude
>>218877365France is such a kino country
>>21887738320, but it used to be 18 when energy was expensive
>>218877386I'm a success story you mong lots of people here look up to me
BIG cans time, lads>>218877422Only because you're a 6'10 bloke, lad
>>218877422Humiliation ritual time! You get pleasure from this dont you
>>218877383>thermostatFOY
>>218877207meant to get an update this year
farting up me own arse
>>218877435I'm 175 cm you clown
ate such a good burrito for din dins that now i'm a bit sad that i don't have the burrito anymore. life lesson for us all there i think
>>218877389do you listen to Kim Petras?
listening to Sounds from the Finnish Techno Underground
>>218877462visible slitjannyget this guy outta here
lesbians next door are having another party
Firstly, how are you doing?
>>218877365stockport... home...
>>218877389>>218877422>>218877463Hey bro I've got a question for you
>>218877398yh
Right lads what's the masterplan to escaping inceldom and gf/job 2026 then?
>>218877363it's all rinse and repeat of what was in the news 10 and 15 years agoin 10 years they'll be posting the same headlines about migrants raping young women and girls and people will still be reacting with shock and indignation
>>218877471fucking basado
>>218877492i am doing a poo
>>218877468No don't know who that is either
>>218877398she looks like she's about to pop right out of that top haha
well that's rorke done isn't it
>>218877292It's just the movies mate not real life
>>218877497mate I need to escape my gf aha she's absol;utely bonkers!!!
>>218877504How's it hanging dude I got a question for you and it's important
>>218877501https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcHPaO1CMgk
My collars blue but my neck is red
https://x.com/ArchRose90/status/2017022717615018483screaming why is poo barmer such a mong
>>218877504cant think of any more tranny musicians
remember bulliedbumholelad
>>218877549I remember succulent arse lad
>A 51-year-old man was taken into custody after he allegedly "engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner" at a resort.
it arse lad night
>>218877448that's what it's called. what do you call it, the hot and cold knob?
>>218877566I don't.. who's that?
>>218877534>hanging dudecareful with that kind of language around it
smart lad
>>218877570nothing illegal about that, wokes gones mad i tell you
Andrew getting named in new Epstein documents is redundant at this point
>>218877543>starmer on the right>chinese guy on the left>they bow>starmer keeps walking on the right>oh no, he was actually meant to start walking on the left???
So fucking horny I want to shag zoomer girls but I can’t
Makes me sick that no one remembers succulent arse lad and no one cares that he died. Some community you are. Sickening
>>218877504do you listen to anything that doesn't come from a video game or anime?
>>218877598dangerous and downright stupid
>>218877584Funny how you’ve edited out the year of the article probably because it was 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M3aJaS31wo
>>218877603remember all our lost souls me.190ponyboymassive bollock ladmikeymonithe guy who died, forgot his name but he had a gofundme
>>218877521At least half of reddit appears to think they're doing a heckin genocide.The strategy appeared to be convincing people that the people complaining about Palestine being flattened are crazy people with blue hair that side with literal terrorists, but they also riled up millions of angry redditors.
>>218877584fucking basedtake over this gay country and its childish, overly trusting, naive inhabitants lol
>>218877603Shut up and get a real hobby you gay freak
I thought seeing escorts would fill a void in my life but all it's done is make me miserable again about never having a girlfriend.Especially given the one I'm seeing is fairly intelligent.
>>218877577the central heatingthe temperature dialthe temperaturethe heatingno true Englishman calls it the "thermo-stat"
>>218877632Go away HelperCunt
>>218877624dont know the year as i got it from 9gag
>>218877535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZNZpSG0KGI&list=RDtZNZpSG0KGI&start_radio=1
that useless prick HHL is here? Sean Allan?
>>218877642Prove you're English right now or shut the fuck up
>>218877633ulster was the one who diedno loss, he was a benzo addled irish bastard
>>218877633>massive bollock ladqrd?
>>218877603you just make these things upsame with the chernobyl thing
>>218877671>ulster was the one who died*killed himself because Aisha hated him
I’m so fuckrd in my lifeWhenever I try to focus on one thing to try and get my life back on track I do it for about 2 weeks before I get distracted and lose interest and focus on something else
>>218877665where's this at
IT BEGINShttps://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/2017362734761877996https://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/2017361627490738270https://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/2017361447752175733
>>2188776912 more weeks
I never really think of them in terms of being 'zoomer girls'. To me they're just the latest crop of teens, you know?
I unironically caught the fucking clap off an escort
>>218877640Why'd you give up on the Nazimong larp?Too much effort for not enough replies?
>>218877623they’re so fucking fit
>>218877691wow Iran jet over Iran
>>218877658bangerreminds me of planetary assault systems
ulster was a good lad that crazy english bitch killed him
>>218877691All because trump is a pedo
>>218877729>>218877700>>218877729It's just HHL reply-baiting, he'll be at it all fucking night
>>218877731excellent taste
>>218877691Nothing ever happens.
does brit like dvds?
>>218877691aaand there's the epstein distraction right on cue
It's time motherfuckers
Coopers is quiet now.
Where'd sacked tranny go? I had an important question for him
>>218877691one of this world's most boring bastards
>>218877773closing soonhonestly thought there would be a few pukes and a few scraps tonight
>>218877773wheres the biomass
Why do we care about Iran again? Couldn't even point to them on a map desu
lets all chip in money for a /brit/ pub
>>218877784why are you chinese
>>218877773Might pop in to see if I get a mention here in brit aha x
>>218877691not the persian qts!
breaking newsiranian planes are flying over iranfucking faggot mongoloids
I found millennial girls when they were teens fitter than zoomer girls in the way they dressed and wore make-up. I loved the girly, pink lip gloss chav aesthetic of the 2000sI sometimes watch porn from that era and still find it arousing
>>218877800prefer not to say
>>218877784nigga using Xi
>>218877802We all know you won't
rorke seen flying over tehran!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>218877773jesus the Sid Vicious version of My WayThat'll clear it out
right well that's me off to bed
brit needs more gimmicks
>>218877773all the youngsters are out clubbing
HAPPENING!!!!British jets seen flying over the Lake District
iran? don't bloody recall doing so!
>>218877839>>218877839>>218877839
>>218877847>>218877847>>218877847
>>218877462lovely
