>>218888888edition
poo
scotsisters....
That's a man.
corrrr look at those meaty nips
so this is rorke
Brighton are playing later x
>>218889011fucking hell what's he like
why did that english harlot kill ulster?
>>218889014Mon the seagulls
>>218889014Come on you poofs
>>218889011wheres the rest of him
>>218889047woke got him
>>218889014*minces up and down the pitch*
sings a tune
>>218889096magical stuff praise god everyday for the wonderful word he madeabsolutely buzzing about going to churchberg on the morrow
dvdposting comes to britwhat a day to be alive
Mental how grim ww2 was
>>218889133I wonder how women feel about being mogged by a man
>>218889139at least we were able to defeat the covenant
>>218889014I'll be watching Arsenal Leeds
love lying on my back on my bed in the nude with my legs in the air like a whore while the ceiling fan blows cool air over my ringpiece
>>218889115
>>218889139Mental how many people died for the Imperium of Man
brushing my hair forward to hide my norward 2
bah umbug aha
>>218889205this is what id look like if testosterone hadn't ruined me.
>can go to China visa free nowRight lads that’s me off to shag Chinese fanny then
>>218889173hope you give your slutty nipples a tug while you're at it
Feeling nostalgic for my emo years (2008-10)https://youtu.be/73Y_x30uKQg?si=zjLibZs5Akz_4qRo
>>218889197you got cameras in my room or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6MXWDWUGig
>>218889224
the fuck is wrong with beef sausages
>>218889224you do know it's sideways
>>218889232just turn to the left slightly yes, then pull down your shorts thus, yes, yes thats it
heathermong... HEATHER-MONG...a name that rung out to me in my dream last night, any thoughts as to what this could mean?
Pints, Anne Drew
>>218889260always amusing that brits don’t realise we eat all sorts of sausages, they immediately assume we only eat beef ones because they only eat pork onesan entire nation with the palate of a five year old
Reheating a Greggs sausage roll from yesterday. I didn't even really want a sausage roll yesterday. I just wanted to see the goth girl working there again. She's so beautiful.
>>218889280you are profoundly mentally ill and you need to see a professional
>>218889288>THIS will save western civilisation!
>>218889297ever had a reindeer sausage mate?
>ANOTHER Saturday of Tinder, Bumble and Hinge looking for a bird like this...Tried Match and the birds on there are HIDEOUS. So much so I feel AWFUL for them and become depressed.
ulster sausage down yer gob
Anne drew pints at pizza express
>>218889311feeld. Thank me later
did the man make a post with the same digit one after the other did he? very good
>>218889337Based on your prose I have determined that you are jealous
spottemgottem linked up
>Latest batch includes apparent messages between Bradley Walsh and The Dark Destroyer
that hoebag from london got my loyal ulsterman killed
>>218889304no but had roo ones
manny paki ow
got fat andy on
>he has dark skin so we'll call him the dark destroyerI'm sorry but leftypol is right on this one. It's ridiculous, racist and lazy.
going to eat lots of pasta and vegetate
>>218889224I'm doing the Khunjerab Pass in a couple of months
>>218889355dark destroyer regularly plaps annes smelly fart cannon, she loves the bbc
don't believe in eating out of glass bowls and plates. Seems grotesque and rude.
>>218889297The only beef sausages you can get here are the ones for pakis
I want to become a chinese citizen
>>218889297sent those cunts flying in their own general
>>218889388have a square sausage mate it'll change your life
>>218889329Cheers, Anon. Shall have a gander.
>>218889005me watching the sumo wrestling
>>218889411you'd need one paper bag over her head and another over her fat bellyif she's reduced to her milkers entirely then maybe
>>218889260had a chicken sausage not 5 minutes ago, now THAT'S a weird sausage
>>218889429you haven't lived until you've had a human sausage
doing a bum sausage
beef sausages always remind me of bbcs
never ceases to amuse me when I see countries with famously dogshit cuisine trying to criticise our dogshit cuisine
Godstralians... I kneel...
>>218889444Aussie cuisine is basically the same as ours but they eat beef sausages
Is chicken fine after a week in the fridge?
I am a performative male.I am a male and I dress in a way that I think women will find pleasing.Isn't that literally the entire point of fashion?
>>218889448phwoar imagine the state of your arteries after demolishing one of those bad boys
Australians funded both sides of the world wars and started communism in Russia
australians are so used to living with subhumans they've started to eat like them
>>218889456Raw? Check the use by date, cooked? No
>>218889411i usually love ridiculously huge tits but this is going too far
>>218889444The vast majority of the world's "cuisine" is the same chopped up chicken, rice and spices then named regionally.
YEH NAH WE AEYT SAWSAGES MATE JUST WE CALL EM SNAGS IF YER A FAIR DINKUM FACKIN AUSSIE YOULL ENJOY A SNAG IN YA FLAPPY HAT ON SMOKO
>>218889456should be ate within 48 hours and only reheated once or you'll shit your guts outthree days probably fine but it's a risk
>>218889456probably yh
the vegan bubble has popped
the biggest aussie delicacy is swiping your finger inside a roo's pouch and sucking it clean
>>218889448the same mcdonalds items arranged in a slightly different order is it?mental how do they come up with this stuff
>>218889534the biggest aussie delicacy is pissing in your own mouth
can we all stop talking about Australia please
>>218889139thats quite clearly the solar auxilia fighting in the horus heresy however
no but in all seriousness vb is very nice
I met an australian once, he knew more about British history than I did, it was unsettling
>>218889531Didnt know there was a bubble to begin with. I know there was a concerted effort in the media but I never met any vegan in my life, and every vegan product on the shelf in every shop and supermarket was fully stocked as nobody bought it.
>>218889536It's peng though
>>218889531remember setting fucking lorry loads of unsold meat free shite in the discount areas cause the companies thought it was gonna be huge but people gave it up a month later
>>218889566catberg on a madone
>>218889561i buy tofu twice a week
Any hacker man in?
Mhmmm anxiety adrenaline bean juice what a perfect start to the day!
every time the runtoid posts his runt slop and gets made fun of for it he says its "peng". Tells you everything you need to know about the sort of man that consumes that shite over the age of 12
>>218889578Yeah send me your IP
>>218889566big fan for beef sausages is he
>>218889578>>218889594err yeah my IP address is 10.0.0.1 - a message from leto
>>218889566england is the heart :3
>>218889590most people don't get anxiety from drinking coffee, project on
>>218889567i saw freezers full of that quorn shit during covid they couldn't even shift it then
>>218889613:D
Ibiza with mousey tomorrow ^.^
all the cute girls I enjoyed working with have quit toil and I'm left with just the ones I don't like. Feel lost lads, jobs just not the same
>>218889567Apparently meat is more popular now than it was prior to the vegan boom
>>218889658corrr
>>218889658honestly might be a bit gay that
every vegan is a miserable bitter runt with mental health issues
>>218889658Do you lose your erection when asomething goes up your arse?
>>218889665Fortunately it's Saturday lunchtime so you can put all of that to the back of your mind for another 36 hours
Mousey's Theme (Instrumental) - from the Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
>>218889683nah he has socks on
BISHKEK
>>218889691I'm shitposting on my lunch break mate, half an hour left then back to my completely qt-free toil
>i got them in this bad of a melty over mentioning beef sausages
*snaps my fingers* janman!*janman crawls through a catflap into my office in a supplicant manner*have that post dealt with will you?
came back from my eye test. fucking hell my vision just keeps getting worse. gonna be a blind man by the time i'm 50. fuck my chud life
should have a showershould have a shaveshould do the laundryshould. will I?
Another weekend playing videogames on your own again?
Did somebody say Menulog?
afternoon my lovely set of special stars x
>>218889728get them zapped
>>218889448genuinely had one of these during a weak moment of mineprobably wouldn’t order it again but i’ll never forget it. felt like an actual rhinoceros afterwards
>>218889728I was told my vision would stabilise at 32 but it's got worse in the past year
>>218889734no, another weekend sat here in silence on my computer chair staring blankly in to the screen occasionally pressing refresh on brit
>>218889748>felt like an actual rhinoceros afterwards?????
So fucking ugly it's actually unreal
>>218889712reckon the gay porn might have contributed too
always found eye tests eroticwhen she leans in really close to you with the lights off and whispers in a sultry voice "clearer with one or two?"corr had me squirming in my chair
so every royal family in europe sucked this guy's cock for some reason
>>218889766get over it
>>218889741alri mate x
>>218889772How much money have you made day trading?
>>218889760fat
agnosticism is correct
>>218889766KTIM when I was looking at gfberg this morning. Annoying bitch she is.
80 centillion photos have been taken of jeffrey einstein laying around doing nothing
>>218889800why did you decide to date an uggo lad
Winter is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
(gay nigga reddit voice)>>218889797
>>218889773aha ktim except with the mid 50s Chinese doctor man instead
>>218889806it's literally just a contextless photo of him with his hand on an unidentified woman and the press is going mental
Imagine getting raped by an octopusOne tentacle to hold each limb and it still has a tentacle left to play with each nipple and your arse and your willy
>>218889819Why do you keep posting this? Its not very funny
>>218889811I love her
>>218889825
>>218889751remember when i was 17 and got my first eye test and asked the optician if my vision would get worse and she was like no no, it should be fine. lying bitch. actually get anxiety over this shite
>>218889842SEXU
>>218889825Wouldn't be rape desu
>>218889819give me a single benefit of wearing cotton over synthetics
>>218889822unlucky, mine was this posh attractive thirty-something bird, she always seemed a bit pissed off probably cause she did a doctorate but ended up just checking the eyesight of smelly locals in a small town Specsavers
>>218889819it's not nearly cold enough to be layering clothes
>>218889823they were literally ripping apart babies and eating them lad, these pics are just the tip of the iceberg
errrr... lads?
>>218889842I thought there was a cat watching from the window aha x
>>2188898681. Synthetics wear out quicker in the wash2. Synthetics absorbs body odour throughout the day and carries it much more than cotton3. Cotton lasts longer in general
>>218889885so?
bought everything you can possibly buy in gtaBit boring now
>>218889896All false
what significant figures other than prince andrew in the UK do you think are in the epstein files? one of the more freaked out ones like stephen fry wouldn’t shock me
>>218889862wearing glasses makes you dependent on the glasses
>>218889912thats you done
>>218889885Women aren't funny so they had to do it themselves
HE TOUCHED A WOMANOHHHHHHMYYYYYY GODDDDD THE DAILY MAIL
Get up. Get a move on. The wheels in motion. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking soft drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.
>>218889906shame you can't buy a clue
>>218889904you'd call them troons if they did it nowadays albeit rorke
>>218889906gta 5 was always boring
>>218889947i'd call it acting actually
>>218889906stopped playing when they brought in that flying oppressor thing
>>218889933the bankers the bonuses
Synthetic materials interfere with your hormones and pheromones. Add a couple of sprays of synthetic aftershave into the mix and you're basically a biological non-entity to everyone you encounter.
Meltdown
One Man And His Wog
>Crown Immunity>Criminal and Civil Prosecution: The monarch is personally immune from criminal and civil prosecution.>Taxation: The Crown is exempt from direct taxation, such as income and capital gains tax, unless an act of Parliament makes it liable.Why do we still accept this nonsense?
>>218889965intimidating knockers
>>218889965too big. Dunno what size she is but I reckon Gianna had the perfect sized tiddies
>>218889734yeah just acquired the sword of light
>>218889987because if you bring it up in parliament you immediately get shut down by the (((lords)))
ive got eyes everywhere
Games with boob jiggle physics?
>>218890003nice one Tim
>>218889987Do something about it, you're not busy.
>>218889987so if charles downloaded a load of cp nothing happens to him?
>>218889967me asf after pressing the AZ5 button
>>218889987slave nation
>>218890008modded skyrim. you didn’t hear this from me though
>>218890007screm
>>218890029can also get mods to get fucked by horses in skyrim
should probably do more than sitting around watching telly today.
>>218890002CWLTSHC
>>218889987we had a straight up civil war over it and that was what everyone decided was acceptable
Get up. Get a shikena! on top. Di wheels for motion. Di goals still need be met. Dis na awa mantra. Dis na awa moment. Get shave. Get ya haircut. Wash ya blocos. Stop drinking soft drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching blue film. Stop spending so boku taim for di internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read plenti. Exercise plenti. Get a green tea for you. A waaka. Fresh air. Sun. Di gears turning. Di muscles pumping. Di blood flowing. Di computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument play. A clue gained
>>218890042the more you know
>>218890042bit of a busmans holiday
>>218890055Who’s everyone
>>218890050No idea how people can watch TV, it's fucking boring.
>>218890042why would anyone want that
>>218890029went down the modded skyrim rabbit hole once and I couldnt even enjoy the game since I just felt like wanking every 10 minutes
>>218889987Because the alternative is Republicanism which is far worse.
>>218890067your ancestors
>>218890077ktim i made it so i can just switch wank mods on and off in vortex. or so i’ve heard
>>218890067the People
>>218890069loads to watch
just going to watch air crash documentaries on youtube and get steaming today
>>218889734that was the plan but can't decide on a game so just doomscrolling tiktok tummy slags instead
কেউ মার্স বারের জন্য ক্ষুধার্ত।
>>218890061
>>218890069boggles my mind how people can binge watch shows
>>218890093boomers really watch this brainrot slop every day?
>>218889947yeh things are typically perceived differently in different social contexts
>>218890093at least photoshop in Big Poz Load ffs
>>218890095we gaan
>>218890084My parents came to the UK in 2003
>>218890069I'm a boring person. I mean I dont just put on telly like in the olden times, my viewing is more limited than that but I dont like leaving the house.
>>218890084Definitely not my ancestors haha
>>218890109i'm watching some james hoffmann kinos on youtube on my telly
>>218890095
>>218890093mental how if you turn any of these channels on it's 50/50 going to be an ad break
that Lucy Letby Netflix documentary looks good
>>218890093Utter shite. I used to like documentaries but then realised they're useless for information, some cunt on youtube speaking over a powerpoint presentation can teach you more than a big budget BBC documentary.
>>218890093how can they show game of thrones in the middle of the day? there's tits and swearing in it
what's going on here
>>218890122*throws a burned, lifeless espresso at you*
spunk starts out white but by the fourth spurt or so its got a yellow colour to it
>>218890143
>>218890118Now you are lecturing us on our ancient institutions. You understand why everyone hates the browns, except the jews profiting from you.
>>218890108Back in the day I used to love Star Trek and binged Voyager, TNG, and DS9, now I wouldn't be able to do it, what a complete waste of time.
>>218890095might do this tbqhbeitthe best episodes are the ones with survivors
>>218890133waiting for the documentary after her release and exoneration
>>218890143they're playing Twister
6k runtoil done thats all for me todayoff to m&s to get some snacks then im off to bed
Thinking about all the stuff my gf has changed about me since we moved in together and how grim I must have been before>shower every day, not every 4 or 5>comb hair instead of just letting it dry messy and tousling it with my hands>brush teeth every day>sit down to piss>wash face properly, exfoliate and moisturise>change sheets and covers every week (I was probably changing mine once a year before)
>>218890093didn't know rick stein had a new show and in aus toowonder if he eats any beef sausages
>>218890143Demonstrating CPR.
>>218890173where's her willy bulge
Traced my lineage back to pre-1066Hope reform will accept me
>>218890169bit early for bed
>>218889329>navigating my 30sstate of it
>>218890151Fuck up. You can learn a lot from outsiders. Things you accept as weird vestigial quirks don't seem acceptable to us.
>>218890189got nowt else to do
>>218890175>sit down to pissnoinstead I piss on her in the shower
he will not be getting a (You) from me
>>218890204yes
>>218890191Shut the fuck up and worship your 6 arm elephant vageesh.
>>218890175ever shag her up the arse?
>>218890175did your mother not teach you to do this
>>218890198Once you start sitting down to piss, you notice when you stand again (in public toilets etc) just how many micro droplets of piss fly up. Sitting to piss is the best.
>>218890143It’s okay though because he’s a royal and they are better than us, so this is fine. Don’t you dare try and change our traditions!!!
the queen herself was a nonce you know
>>218890183did you also trace your virginity back to the day you were born?
Chicken Hyderabadi masala
problem with sitting to piss i end up on my phone and sitting there too long. thats not healthy.
trouble with sitting down to piss is the chance of the stream going between the gap of the bog seat and it dripping onto the floor
>>218890175Bizarre things to lie about
was on teams at like 11pm last night because i was wanking to a toilfus profile picture
>>218890254my cousin has mags in his bathroom
>>218890258Hello tinycocklad how's it hanging?
problem with sitting down to piss is that you run the risk of your willy flopping into the water in the bowl
uhhhhh lads moot is in the Epstein files
>>218890290aha yeah
>>218890293fucking mental
>>218890287shut it, your water level is different
>>218889487>>218889512retards>>218889456smell it if it smells/tastes bad don't eat it. if unsure just cook a little bitif it's raw and still in a supermarket nitrogen environment it's probably fineif it's cooked it's probably fine but I'd nuke it in the microwave just in case
>>218890318>Money-CouttsFake
>>218890241grow up mate
>>218890293not only that, he met with Epstein the day that /pol/ was created
>>218890318she makes a good point ngl
>>218888995Incredibly accurate celtoid depiction
>>218890293that was around the time he deleted /r9k/ or maybe when he brought it back
Need an indian wife who can cook
Going to see Melania (2026) later
>>218890318would stuff my common cock up her snobby cunt
>>218890333https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/17737450.Sophia_Money_CouttsRetard.
>>218890366the only film where you can wank in the cinema without anybody noticing
>>218890241yeah obviously? I was born a virgin? Not hard to trace
>>218890364Well they aren't going to make that you idiot
downloading some music x
this afternoons viewing
Come on Wednesday!
>>218890318fuck dem posh cunts. we need a stalin of our own
>>218889487>>218890317Raw but got from the butchers so no use byProbably just have to give it a sniff
Time for afternoon nap time team
>>218890379Fake pen name.
>>218890308That has nothing to do with the gap between the seat and the bowl
>>218890403hope you don't wake up team
the scran
>>218890396watch something to really rile up the chuds
>>218890396the stars are racist because they emit a white light
>>218890396what. i genuinely can't comprehend this
>>218890403Why do you brag about being friends with paedophiles?Why have you avoided answering this question for so long?
>>218890404https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crispin_Money-Coutts,_9th_Baron_LatymerRetard.
sucking a beef sausage up my arse
got the heating on at 22c and i've got two blankets on, one of them heated
>Crispin James Alan Nevill Money-Couttsgenuinely needs putting in a labour camp fucking hell
>>218890414severe lack of gravy there mate
>all this hate and death threats just because she's richShe's right they need special protection under the law
>>218890492
armpits smell of onions
>>218890498the afternoon's viewing
>>218890414is that it?
>>218890500new
>>218889133God I wish I looked like tha- I mean I wish I could have sex with that right fellow heterosexual men?
