millennial edition
the pee pee pee generation
I miss the comfort of the 2010sWe had no idea how good we had it
>>218890492I hate boomers so fucking much
my sweat smells of shoe polish. thoughts?
>>218890528smile!
homer sinson epstein files
>>218890542Shower
>>218890553Shplorse
Clarks me prefer! Clarks me prefer! Clarks me prefer!
>>218890553mad how there are posters in this general that want to shag thatthey look at that and say, wow thats fit i would love to shag it
Haha remember that gimmick from ten years ago?
>>218890573are you one?
we didn't save anything or anybody. being a millennial is shite.
today i will do a task that i've been putting off for over 6 months. Maybe close to a year
>>218890581FUCK no
sir Konstantin Kisin
>>218890567Rorke's interpretation: Velcro shoes with light up heels.
If you’ve been using this website for 10 years jfc just log off for me unc
nigel farage hot pics
In Branny Centre anyone want outThere's a Herons a Boyes a Greggs a One Beyond a Poundland, several butchers one that does hot food, chazza shops everything you want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TifRUV4GKQfucking rough one today, ladsjoin us for a drink in the COOPS
>>218890610Mate I've genuinely been here since 2007
final day of dry januarytime for the big cans shop
>>218890519it was an awful decade zoomer you were just protected from the aftermath of the financial crisis because you were like 10 years old in 2014 lmfao
scrambling teams to this locationtarget will be neutralised presently
Boomers are based and they’re actually right about millennials. Biggest faggot generation that ever existed.
>>218890646The financial crisis was not even close to the worst thing
eatjng Nutella out the jar with my fingers
>>218890689deal withthis . thanyou
>>218890672okay dorothy. time for your pills
If I have to defend myself against you, I will use EXTREME force.
>>218890672Every generation after silent is in a constant competition to be the biggest faggot generation. For me? It's looking down on muh generation tards same as muh class war tards and wishing death on all Marxists equally
>>218890668wtf that's my house
>>218890689this but its poo in a nutella jar
nth for the holodem
im not black but i cant swim
>>218890677Our economy (and yours) was in the graveyard from 2008 to around 2015, at one point 25% of all 18-30 year olds were unemployed. It was worse than covid and it lasted far longer than covid.
>>218890642all for nothing
unironically whats stopping one of the big AI companies removing all ethical restrictions and giving it $10 trillion to rape the stock market and torch retailers money?
matey expects me to pay 500 quid to travel to his weddingtake the fucking piss
>>218890743retailers money would be torched is the problem
January was a false start. Going to hit the ground running in February. 2026 is going to be my year.
>>218890743>let's burn our own money to burn our own money
>>218890743highly doubt AI could out trade multiple millions of people simultaneously
odegard and eze on the benchAre you happy with this gooners?
wonder if starmer ever played the nes
>>218890762gonna start losing weight again. tomorrow maybe
tights sex erotic
>>218890743uhh you might want to have a look at silver and gold over the past 48 hours, they're probably already doing that
why is this sperg spamming his livestream? he's been doing it for 24 hours now and nobody has talked about it or responded to him since
>>218890743AI is extremely slow and stupid, it can't do that kind of trading
>homer bimpson
>>218890798well you're just wrong
has ai improved any of your wanking activities yet?
um janny?
>>218890797
would one bottle of champagne 750ml affect muscle growth
>>218890797can you think of anyone else who spams and samefags his bizarre special interests
>>218890814Okay sir
that tranny from novara media comes up from time to time on my youtube and it's always startling
>>218890826It will affect belly fat growth
theWIRRAL
>>218890772These are the kinda niggas chinghis conquered the world with
>>218890797He doesn't know when to stop and is trying to drown out the voices telling him to do you know what
Al feeling quite hurt by all these mean remarks
>>218890743didn't one guy try to do that himself and his ai signed up for a $3k course because it claimed to guarantee easy money
feeling quite upsetyou don't like when i spam coopers?
>>218890876scream if true
Always thought KWAB meant kek what a bhenchod
ceasefire going well then
>>218890845Already eaten too much today I don’t care anymore
>>218890743>ethical restrictionsBecause AI is not intelligent. It's not "restrictions" holding it back. It's just a tool.
Sorry if this offends. Really sorry. But I actually ENJOY the WebP format.
>>218890885I don't care either way if anything it's a welcome change from the usual It is very boring so maybe you should put on a name so people can filter you if they so desire
>>218890912Sure brohttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2lzmygr84o.amp
Mark McGowen eats swan in protest of Royals during Artist Mark McGowan Eats A Swan To Protest British Royalty (2007)
>>218890912yeh it is
>>218890904
>>218890715me hitting F5 on mousey's twitch channel
>>218890895
>>218890876well you would need full unrestricted access not the filtered slop model that we have access to, and you'd need trillions to weaponize it against the market
>>218890960>I signed "us" up
>>218890773>ezecorrrr member when he snubbed spurs
>>218890963tumy
>>218890927That didnt happen. You'd knew it if you read the article
>>218890960What kind of retard gives a bot access to their bank account?
>>218890956instead of streaming last night he got drunk and went out on the town>I got denied from a bar last night but im so much a spaz that they just lied to me and said they were shutting (at midnight on a Friday) because they didnt want to serve me >so I went home yelling about need gf. >im fine RIGHT NOW but what about in 10 years!?>I was going to stop being a creep and not look at ANY other woman because I saw a cute ginger with a nice ass that wasnt her but I havent seen her since >dont think it was because of that; maybe because I am smelly man 2000. born to shit force to play x2 careers (1/2 TP cost) >if im a creept (woman logic) I am also racist, because I just dont know how to look when people are near, and it just looks bad - its that, and not this >ahh! ill figure it out!
>>218890983Let it all work outtttt
my xbox gamertag back in the day was "niggerkiller1488", couldn't call yourself that today because of woke
weekend /brit/ is superior to weekday /brit/. Middle of the week its just the spastic spamming bradley and paedos on the botnet
It's all kicking off at Coopers!!!
>You’d knewOkay buddy
>>218891009get a life outside of 4chan you sad cunt
sick of all these privileged straight white male shitlords in /brit/
>>218890960screaming
Theres a pub in Southampton called the Mountbatten Arms. Bit insensitive really
>>218890695Mad how if a politician said this to a climate change question it'd be frontpage news
>>218891009yeah now we just have that sad mong spamming his tranny pictures all day. what a weekend treat
>>218891037shant
love a good turkish barbers even better if I can get a kebab while I wait oh aye
wondering whether to get arseblasted tonight
>>218891034Im italian nigel
>>218891060based incel bro
love going beachberg on t'weekend to perv on bikini sluts
quit smoking for the past year and can't drink alcohol now because it was so strongly associated with the smoking. two birds one stone, lead a terribly boring and unfulfilling life now
might start chewing nicotine gum for the nootropic effect and appetite suppression
>>218891120Dont try and tell me I didn’t read an article then if you can’t even spell
>>218891133Reckon one of the best jobs would be one of those surf lifesavers who sit in the tower with the binoculars all day
>>218891137>lead a terribly boring and unfulfilling life nowWhy
mad how KingCobraJFS was the first of the lolcows to die. It should have been Wings of Redemption, life is cruel
rorke driving around in his 2JZ swapped ford escort
>>218891176>But sceptics are questioning the accuracy of that claim - and the motive behind it.
>>218891201post italian woman
>>218890826what are you celebrating lad x
>>218891239
>>218891278unironically grow up you stupid little boy
got some of these. big MUSCULAR cans. very nice lager inside x
>>218891289cute
>Leanne Crow in 2026...WTF happened?
haha well it DID violate united states law after all
>>218891299Jap lager is fucking vile you incel weeb
watching some babish
>>218891346No it isnt? Where did you get that impression from? In fact its one of the better lagers out there
>>218891346nah asahi's nice and so is sopporo. don't mind a kirin either.
when are we getting AI robo gfs then
corrr latex sex coom sexy
>>218891154hmm yes well worth using a substance as addictive as cocaine instead of getting a good sleep and eating fibre
>>218891337She lainey molnar'd
>>218890492I doubt there are still millennials (30-45yo) who live with their parents. Are they confusing millennials with zoomers?
>>218891375coke makes me poo even more than lots of fibre does tbf
>>218891373women at the UN outlawed that possibility very early on mate they will never let it happen
>>218891185why didn't she down it all?
>>218891392It's from 2013
Mousey's new podcast is here
the 'fu released a new video
>>218891392Its from 2013 look at the magazine issue you fucking snow ape fingolian
egg
mad how jeffery epstein's entire business model was getting world leaders into cunny and then blackmailing them
>>218891425I Can`tbelieve !!
Salt n pepper chicken and chips at Stoke City £12.50
positives about millennials? They're turning out to be far more conservative parents than the gen x-ers and the boomers before them
>>218891447£12.50 used to buy you a three bed semi in stoke
>>218891447since they sold their long-throw tactics to Spurs they have no reason to be so greedy
>>218891450Are you sure
Oops thought that meme was about splitting the G
>>218891450that's probably because 60% of millecucks are childless
poo
>check footy scoresOhhh if they come up /sp/ are going to piss and shit themselves
>>218891494Yeah you don't hear too much these days about this hippy tier free-range parenting shit like you used to, instead we're restricting their screentimes and banning their social media
you simply can't get real guinness in australia anymore, it's all domestically-produced swill that tastes like poo
>>21889150275% of all zoomer men are virgins mate, pipe down
>>218891450>parentsdey aint got no keeds
>>218891436strong bit of eggposting this. well constructed. cunningly timed. superb execution. 8.5/10.
>>218891533You'd prefer Guinness to be shipped across the world from Ireland to you do you?
75% of all zoomer men are virgins20% of all zoomer women are virginswhat a minute...that means...
>>218891563...yh
>>218891447
>>218891563That's how we do it. Canadians accept no substitute.
>>218891563yes, because like i said the locally produced stuff is no good
>>218891584He looks like he smells like a wet hound
Any other 1996 zoomennials in
>>218891595I don't think its economically feasible to put guinness on a ship for up to 14 weeks, would taste like muck too
doing the bushwhackers dance around the house
You may be interested to know I've made a coffeeMy first of the day because I was on the Asda own brand lemsip this morning
>>218891630well they used to do it and it was fine
all beer tastes like muck
>>218891630Ever heard of airplanes?
sex
>>218891659Drunkards will seethe at this truke
>>218891676You've got a lot to learn about the current economic infeasibility of air cargo
what's your favourite erogenous zone?
>>218891688No I don't think I do actually
>>218891701willy
this any good?
>>218891704well its infeasible you see
>>218891730steve coogan mocks and ridicules another section of the white british population again
coffee. cup of.keep things moving.
>>218891734Prove it
if u take guiness in a plane it explodes
>>218890963CORRRRRR BADDIEDEM
>>218891759
>>218891730partride was the only good thing he did
>Goth girls are more likely to listen to rap music than rock or emo>Pale Plain Jane normie girls from middle-class families have sleeves of doodle tattoosSome Generational shifts I've noticed from my position as a 28 year old Zillennial incel.
>>218891818what about this
>>218891811>Google AI search LOL
had a shower and the washing is on the line, very productive day
>>218891850thats you done you young man
going for a shopping trip with mumberg, see yous later x
>>218891841>partride was the only good thing he didare yuou blind?
gonna text the escort this evening or tomorrow lads
>>218891877corr
>>218891887gonna use any emojis
>>218891875Good day sir
>>218891756good, they deserve worse
>>218891837are you an incel because you’re ugly or short? im both lol
>>218891818
>>218891916Ugly, bad personality, super cowardly and timid lol
>>218891948IQ status?
>>218891948i made this post
fat gf 2026
umbunny captured
>>218891520not particularly fussed over wreddit fc
wish i could eat it all and never get full or faat
>>218892002Extremely mentally ill individuals made and reposted this grotesque salacious imagery
>>218891962On the Mensa Norway test I got 130 something. This was 5 years ago and my mental faculties have plummeted since then. Also I think I have low T because I cry from random things most days.
imagine being so much of a spaz that you aren't allowed to paedophile extortion sex parties
>>218891994might be on the cards
any1 else getting pissed tonight?
>>218891948>>218891916mad how freaks like you sit in these threads criticising others when you're such socially retarded failures isn't it x
>>218892087nope
what were steven hawkings doing on that island then
>>218892059lol
>>218892059>my mental faculties have plummeted since thenktim
>>218892090Even madder how you actually give a fuck what someone else calls you on 4chan.org Obviously because you never leave your smelly bedroom and treat this like a social media platform
>>218892087on the cans already m8
BOLLOCKS TO BISTO
>>218892090I don't criticise I just try to help the next generation avoid making the same mistakes as me x
>>218892090hehehehe
>>218892104The ol' blokes willard didn't work anymore, he needed something extra to get it going
all women are made for it
>>218892123You sound upset
UMMMMMMM
stephen hawking was handsome standing up
>>218892104He was raping kids like everyone else down there The quadraspazzed robot schtick was all an act to sell his boring books
not a single document released so far indicates any children were raped anywhere by epstein. And if you think 17 and a half year olds are "children" then you're clutching at straws.
>*robotic Hawking voice*>Yes. Bitch. Suck that. Willard.
>>218892197girls FTW!
right suppose i may do something with my saturdayaway for a haircut
a nigga need a zinger burger from kfc rn
>>218892207Could this happen to anyone or was he born this way?
>>218892210>Asked to leaveBut he was never let in
>>218892217and signed off his nonce holiday request with 'thank you kind sir'
fuck methe headlines are depressingchicken nuggets in the air fryer then, hopefully that cheers a nigga up
>>218892197Okay Andrew you're still not getting the titles back
apparently hawking was massive into scat playhe'd have women lay under his trolley and his nurse would flush out turds through his colostomy bagnasty little bugger
>>218892066>epic vacation>girls FTW!>Thank you good sir.most autistic man aliveand people still think he threw up a nazi salute on purpose
that's also why his lips were like thatbetter for women to squat over and shit in. like a natural toilet
That cringe Elon email is fake
>>218890695a boomer at work used the "i'll be gone by then" argument at work the other day and it really shocked me. thought that it was just a joke so it took me by complete surprise to realise that that's legitimately the mentality they have. It explains an awful lot.
>>218892210I don't know how someone can come away from that exchange and come to the conclusion he was asked to leave? Is anybody reading this correctly?
>>218892273he'd have loved dubai
gazillionaire's gossip
>>218892066This is fake, just so everyone is aware.It is a meme image.Don't know why everyone's taken it at face value today.
>>218892279I don't think its said in spite though. I interpret it as a "dont ask me ill be dead lol" response rather than a "haha sucks to be you kiddo!" response
Trying to convince my 25+ year old friends to do pub-golf with me because I missed out on doing fun stuff like that in Uni and they keep side-eyeing me like I'm a literal child
>>218892315They're the same thing
Yanks give us a rough time for censoring everything but tiktok is now under new US oversight and they're censoring everything about ICE and the Epstein files lol
everybody making up fan fiction about the epstein files but its never born out in any fact or any evidence. he just liked younger women and 16 is legal in most jurisdictions across the world, the whole thing is completely overblown
there's some right broccoli-heads in coopers
>>218892333a north american pavement ape like you wouldn't understand the subtle nuances to be sure
Thank you good sir
did a think
>>218892279Was once listening to LBC on the radio and the host or whoever it was spoke about the Greek proverb “A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they shall never sit” and I thought yeah that's exactly the sort of person that DOESN'T exist todayBoomers just want things to be comfortable enough while they're around, if it collapses after it won't be their problem
>>218892335the epstein files they released?fucking retard
>>218892277
why does everybody at toil keep calling me sir? Im not in any management position im just a runt in the office
>>218892315It's not said in spite in the same way that someone littering doesn't do it out of spite. It's not their problem, and they simply don't care who's problem it becomes. Either way it's an evil way of thinking.
>>218892350Yeah dunno why hes put in the same category as Jimmy Saville, Ian watkins etc its very soft paedoing barely paedoing at all
>>218892375You are the retard good sir
>>218892369no more of that please
>>218892279>a boomer at work used the "i'll be gone by then" argument at workwas this at work, yeah?
>>218892386I used to get it from younger lads who seemed not to know how to speak with people at toil
>>218891043It would be insensitive not to have a pub named in honour of Mountbatten.
>>218892380Elon is a turbofaggot worthy of all the hate in the world but a fake email is not "valid criticism" its not even good dirt on him Sorry to burst your bubble mate
ah yes
>>218892335is that vsauce?
>>218892350he seems like whatever the boomer equivalent of a crypto tech bro is
>>218892395>>218892350nonce containment board is that way, lad>>>/r9k/
Nobody:Absolutely nobody:Lad that didn't go to university: Anyone going town tonight?
>>218892439Its not 1995 anymore mate university is for mongs
>>218892432One of those is blatant sarcasm
Nobody:Absolutely nobody:Lad that didn't go to university: Never done pub golf before, anyone want to come with? aha x
>>218892430Was a scam artist desu, made a fake CV to get a teaching job and the old boomers didn't actually look things up, moved on to lying his way further upMad how easy it was back in the day
instead of paedoing how about you try paedonting
>>218892335We still have them and the dog keeps sending out threatsYeah it's bad. 13 year old girls forced into abortion bad.
>>218892426What is wrong with your screenshot? Why is it so blurry?
>>218892430>>218892480he was an international spy/assetinvolved with mossad and iran contra
elon shut down the most successful intelligence operation in history with one email
woah did the 17 and half year old massagist gently touch the bum of the jew billionaire did she
>>218892252yeah he had a button on his computer to let the poo out rumours are he would tell female students there was someting wrong with his wheels so they would go underneath his chair and try to see what was wrongthen he would let all hell break loose
rorke defending a jewish nonce rapist for reasons as of yet unknown
>>218892508You should kill yourself x
>>218892426>money-couttsbrilliant name 2bh
>>218892463its difficult for men who didnt go to uni to keep friends. half of them went off. the ones left went off to the army or got their gfs knocked up and disappeared or were the rubbish ones who got on drugs and/or went to prison
woah did the 3 million photos of the same jew billionaire on the plane get released? thats like evidence of mass child rape that is
>>2188925081200 children mostly under 12. In the files total ThenThree child rape allegations towards the orange pedo,two "suicides"and one settled. 27 total accusations towards Orange man involving rape or sexual assault And there is 3 million more files.
>>218892541he wants to go to the island
>>218892541the reasons are pretty obvious actually
Meltdown
>>218892281It’s a meme idiot
Prince Andrew's interview just gets funnier and funnier as more time goes on. Matey really thought he could just lie his way out of it lmao
want to start cooking soon but i'm still a bit full of peanuts
making mimosas without the orange juice
>>218892525>.<
>>218892640
>>218892620Based and champagneguzzlinggainskillerpilled
poor queenie rolling in her gravedisgrace
